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EEAVY MEAT EATERS
HAVE ROW KIDNEYS
riet leas meat if you feel Backaohy or
have bladder trooble—Take
gum of Balta.
No man or woman who eats meat rept-
4arly -an make a intatake by Ruahing the
kidneys occasionally, *aye a well known
suchtoity Meat forms uric acid which
ezoolts. the kidneys, they become over-
worked 1mm the strain, get sluggish and
fail to filter the waste and poisons from
the 14M, then we get sick. Nearly all
stemma( iant, headaches, liver trouble,
nerrousnees, dizziness, sleeplessness and
urinary disorder* was from sluggish
kidney*. lr
1 he moment you feel • dull ache itezba
locya or your hack hurts or if ths
urine is cloudy, offenaim fuel of sedi-
ment, irregular of passage or attended by
a latotintion of scalding, stop eating meat
arti get about four ounces of Jad
frim any pharmacy; take a
tablempoonfol in a glass of water before
lireollaat /IA in a few days your kidneys
w'll tot fine. 'I !Oa famous salts is mai.°
from pie arid of grapes and lemon juice.
entribfne.1 with While, and has been used
for gcner it ion.i b, flush and stimulate
the kidneys. :deo to neutralize the acids
in urine Po it no Ionizer fetuses irritation,
thins ending bladder weakness.
Jot Salt* is inezpennive and cannot
snakes a delightful effervescent
I if It tatter drink which everyone
00,04 take now and then to keep the
kidneva clean and active and the blood
pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney
rump: ICA t IOUS.
Wei EN A BATH tS APPRECIATED
Wonderful Feats of the Avisters—The
Mirada 01 Daily Bread,
following ktter from Sergt. Win
limn E. Elliott, son of Mr. aid Mrs. G.
M. Elliott. of 'town, is as published in
Friday'e Leseidon Free Press and tells of
none features of the ittlifier's life at the
front which are not contained in "des-
patches:"
1 will now erne you to the extent of
one inch of candle. It is not any too
comfortable here now for letter writing.
Things are too jumpy and Fritz is
horn* busy in the air and on the
ground. 1 have just finished washing my
only suit of underwear (half a petrol tin
for tub), and am trying to dry it over
our wee wood fire before dayljght brings
visitors. As it is but 2 a. m. 1 &eve hopes.
but in the meantime I am catching cold
in the shins. This cellar smelt peculan
when we took it over, the predominating
odor now i. laundry and while I
wait I cannot but recall the beautiful
verse: "And while he was waiting
for his underwear to dry, he was waiting
for his underwear to dry."
I don't know what day of the week
this is. Last two Sundays passed with-
out my knowing it. We've been in a
whirl of kilts and pipes and bonnets of
late. but of that I cannot tell you much.
There was a Scotch sentry. "Who are
you? • asked an o(hcer. "Fine; hoo's your-
self?' replied Jook.
Speaking of shells and nose caps, it
seems that the padre of this battalion
found a kw detonators during a trip into
the front line and walked into the orderly
room dugout with them. "What are
these?" he asked. pleasantly. twiddling
them in his fingers. One officer said. "I'm
going." Another absotbed the situation
and said: "len going/' First thing the
padre knew he was alone, until a clerk
carne along and took his playthings from
him. Some of our lads are very modest
about the possibility of winning
decorations. I heard one say: "All the
moss 1 want is cross-channel leave." Our
seteend in command, nos probably. in
Candida on leave, Major . A. Adams.
otherniee known as ''Irishe• is:responsible
for,t he !Ousting: "Settle men got their
brains when they were on half rations."
After all ttti,ar is not vety funny. Funny
how toog i1lHa. Like the (Aker on
foot to the'newly mounted: "Sit
further back. j et a onett r de.' '
You -don't kno'v., how euridettul is a
bath until you have., two „seeks mud of
chalk on your hide. aled several genera-
tions living on yott die°. Imagine,
then, with %hat feelings le.discovered an
old-fashioned tile bath in What had tient
a school building. 'fhe presiding genius
said he could "do" me next morning it
10 o'clock, which proved him an ,Engiisli-
man. He might have been a high-priced
valet in civil life. Anyway. he heated
water in dixies over a wood tire; prov
soap and a cork mat to stepout on,
1 stayed in until 1 was good and ready to
get out. He "did me" proper. and ail the
currency that passed was a solitary franc
note. It's a "pikewar in spots.
A big Gentian shell landed in "D''
Company headquarters. when the bat-
talion wa.s in support, trip before last.
'1 here were six or eight men in the dug-
out at the erne. 11e shell didn't explode.
They canted it outside and sent a some-
what resentful note to • battahoo orderly
room. asieng for its removal. then went
on with the business of the day.
And, perhaps, the most wonderful
thing of all this is tht way Fritz 'shells
French towns before and after we are
billeted in thern, but is it during our
stay.
A 'Fritz plane came over early the
other morning and unfastened his tail -
hoard right overhead, dropping five
bombs or so. It was a mighty anxious
time between bombe, with bits of glass
and plaster falling. and c.ne poor old
French couple got kilkd in a cottage
around the corner. Two Canadian of-
ficers were buried in the debris, they
had been billeted in the front part o. the
house. I guess. and one of them. when
men went to help him out. said:
"Let me alone till the bembtne's over,
I'm all light here."
Ctie ot cur clever young clerks has
pampleased the wording on a welt -
known poster as follows: "We risk our
lives to eat your bread; it's up to you
to bring it . A message to seamen. Have
to go out on duty.
1 here's a story in this battalion about
a "ginke going on leave, who came into
the orderly room very angry and de-
manded to know why his travelling war-
' rant had leen made rut to a place
called "Edinburgh." "I viant to go to
Scotland," he said, so the state soothed
him by explaining that the R. T. 0. in
Lonoon, Would change the warrant for
him.
'1 his is a wonderful war. I watched a
flsing-man circling over our billets
the other day. when all of a sudden the
plane dropped. I had never seen a ma-
chine crash. and stood startled. watching
the flyer and his car turn 'over and over.
One-thed of the way to the ground. the
plane swooped out horizontally again. In
another minute its rider .was •doing more
weird stunts in the air. eV hen the
squadrons fly over toward (be enemy's
lines in the evening. and there's nothing
else going on, but the big guns ho. ming
now and again. it seems almost as if the
infantry are taking a hack seat with the
cavalry.
There are so many wonderful things in
this campaign. We do not half appre-
ciate them because they are so familiar.
For instance, there is the pink mule in
the battalion transport. They always
dnve it single, in a half limber, I ecause
they can't match the color. Then there
is the language used by the padre's bat-
man on a Sunday morning. when he finds
(he combined duties of groom and valet a
hit strenuous.
Take the band. Both bande. They go
into the "I ne" with rifle and shovel as
required; do not "go sick," but carry on
under shellfire like the rest of us, and in
due course come out and dig up their
instruments and oncemore become a musi-
cal organization. That bugleehand of
Drum -Major "Happy" Day s is the pride
of the battalion and envy of the rest of
the division. It has a curious counter-
march that makes the visitor's eyes bulge,
and when the bugles and drums and
Bandmaster Adams brumes combine in
one march tune there's nothing equal to
it in this par of Fiance. If only the
ham drummer had a leopard -skin apron
we'd compete with the Imperial!' in ap-
pearance as well.
Then there lIT, the hattalion runner,—
hut that is a chapter in itwee Today on
were looking over the tweniages sent to
and from the commoner at any Ridge,
a year ago. Some oflhem were
with the blood of a runner who carr
Do you have headaches.
Do your eyes ache?
Do your eyes water?
Do you have difficulty
when reading?
Does the print:blur?
These are all indications of de-
fective eyesight.
Using both the objective
and subjective methods
of testing we can guar-
antee correction of all of
these troubles.
Talk the matter over
with Mr. Sexsmith, our
eyesight specialist. If
you require lenses you
may depend on getting
them at the most reason-
able charge.
Your examination will cost
you nothing.
H. C. DUNLOP
The, UM Not
GODERICH = ONT.
, them lane wati lilted by a obeli. His
name was only ane of four runners who
appeared in the casualty list after that
'ehow."
reateis the regularity (dour daety bread. '
One of the mirac'es we fail to appre-
Sa many -things might happen to it be-
tween the wheatfielde. or even the
harses 01 Canada. and delivery at
anedump to our transpprt driver
htteam of gray mules. Yet we go
to the cookhouse three times ever y day
and find bread, to tidy nothing of cheese
nil jam and tea. Rich peop in t oth
ngland and France are brown
Need. We live on white, and noth-
ing 01 11. W. E. Eueorr.
111 never forget the night you pro-
poeed." said the wife. "You acted like a
fish met of water."
"Yes. 1 was a sucker."
Then the gong sounded Col the first
round.
We feat it ir going to be had to keep
big sister's beau from saying. "0. well.
after all that clock is an hour fast!"
A Nervous
Breakdown
Can Be Averted by Feed-
ing the Starved Nerves
With Rich, Red
• Blood.
Nourish your nerves—that is the only
way you can overcome life's worst mieery,
nervous exhaustion. The fits of depres-
sion and irritation. the prostrating head-
aches. the weakness and trembling of the
legs, the unsteady hand and the imper
fect digestion that mark the victim of
nerve weakness. must end in nervous
breakdown if neglected.
Nourish your nerves by the natural
procese of hilirw your veins with rich. red.
health -giving blood. Your nervexare
crying out for pure blood and the nion
of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills is to make
nee, rich blood This explains why
these pills have proved successful in so
many cases of nervous disease that did
n it yield to ordinary treatrnent. For ex-
ample. Mr. %three Donald. West Flem-
bocci. Ont . ,.as "Before I began the use
of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills I was in a
set bus condition. 1 was not only badly
run doen, but my nerves seemed to be
completely shattered. I slept badly at
night. and when I got up in the morning
was as tired as when I went to bed. I
seemed to be on the verge of a nervous
ereakdown. At this stage I began the
use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. In the
cnurse of a feu- weeks 1 felt much relief.
Land continuing the use of the pills they
'Completely restored my health. I can
now sleep soundly, eat well, and am en-
joying complete freedom from the old
nervous troubles." -
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lion can get Dr. Williams' Fmk Pills
through any dealer in medicine. or by
nwil at 50 cents a box or six boxes for
112.40 from The ler. Williams Medicine
Co..sierockville. Ont.
WAS IN ZEEBRUGGE AFFAIR.
Feg. Wdleons Was with Moto:teat
Flotata in die Famous Expedition.
1 he many friends of Reg. A. - Williams.
A. M. M., who le Stith the Royal Motor-
boat Reserve. stationed at Portsmouth,
England. will be interested to hear that
his boat e as one of thole called out to
i take part in the recent *neck on Zee-
brugge and Ostend. We give some ex-
tracts limn a letter written tolns parents,
Mr. and Mrs. A. A. Williams. oitais way
back to the bine at Portsmouth. UNing to
the severe restrictions of the can crna�cship
Mr. Williams could not say much abtut
the exploit. but it will be of interest to
friends to knew that he was at least ore
the outskirts of the brilliant affair lately
pulled off by the British navy.
The following is dated April 23th at
Littlehampton;
Am staying here over night on my way
back to Purtemouth, so will just drop you
a line. 'i cu will likely have heard by now
of the plugging up of Zeebrugge and the
Partial success at Osterxl. We were not
very much in it. et we were working just
off Ostend, while most of the "blood and
thunder" took place at Zeebrugge. We
did not get much shrapnel on the deck.
One of our lot wasrammed by a destroyer.
and cut completely in half. but every-
one was lased. as the afterparts floated.
526. who used to be our working partner
at Pompey. was one of those that took
the crews off the concrete boats sunk in
the harbor. Theeewere right up Zeebrugge
harbor and were bit in two or three places.
but no one was nurt. In fact, I don't
think anyone I know was hurt. as most of
the casualties were among the marines
in the landing party off the "Vindictive."
l'ou will likely know more about it than
I do, and there is not much I can tell.
Colborne Red Cross Workers.
The Colborne Red Cross Workers met
in the township hall on May loth tied re-
ceive el for the month ending on that date
44 pairs of socks. 0 suits of pyjamas and 3
shirts. The knitting was done by the
following: Mrs. Potter. 7 pairs: Mrs.
Gallagher, 4 pairs; Mrs. J. Wilson, Mrs.
A. Young, Miss Sheppard. 3 pairs each;
Mrs. Geo. Clark, Mn. Johnston, Mrs.
A POWERFUL AID
When you feel sluggish
and nervous, tired and
indifferent, you have the
first symptoms of declin-
ing strength and your
system positively needs the
special nutritive fooa-tonic
SCOTTS
to replenish your blood
power, enliven its circulation and
bring back the snap and elasticity
of good health. Scott'. &nal.
'ion supplies Nature with
the correct building -food
which is better than any
drugs., pills or alcoholic
rrthrturea.
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=finale competition of peace returns.
Duluth or Buffalo. Wleen the tierce
emit water transportation will know how
to meet the stuation if they will learn
'from their brethren of the Great Lakes.
This great commerce is not handled in
small tubs by any means. Nowadays
the ships built tor the bulk carrying
trade of the Great Lakes are of about
12,000 tons and about 000 feet long
The existence of such extensive ship-
: ping has been Nought to a high state
of efficiency. 'yen before the war
steel ships were built more cheaply on.
the :Great Lakes than a ywhere else.
This fact was well known to foreign
Governments and shipowners. and soon
after the war in Europe began many
orders were placed in Great Lakes yards
for ships for French. British and Nor-
wegian interests. By virtue of com-
mandeering, our shipping board became
the beneficiary. of many of these orders.
Now the entire steel shipbuilding ca•
mcity of the Great Lakes. represented
by seven companies operating thirteen
yards outside of repair work, is devoted
entirely to Government work.
Scott, Mrs. Jas. McBride. Mrs. E. Fisher,
Mrs. W. W. Walter. Mrs. J. A. Walter,
Mrs. Geo. Gkn. Mn. F. Gliders, Mrs.
Wm. Walter. 2 pairs e ch: Mrs. W. Sal
tows. Ruth Potter. Bessie Clark. Ruby
Young. 1 pair each. The sewing was
done by: ?Ars. E. Fisher, 4 suits of
pyjamas; Mrs. Geo, Bean, Mrs. J. Fisher.
2 suits each; Mrs. R. M. Young. 1 suit;
Mrs. Jarvis McBride, 2 shtrts; Idiot Gal-
lagher. 1 shirt. Mits. E. FISHER. Sec.
GREAT LAKESAHEAD OF OCEAN
In Efficittacy in the Handling of Boats—.
Unity of Control.
Cleveland. May j&—Before the war
about the only shipping the United
States had of which it was entitled It be
proud was of the Great Lakes. The ex-
tent of the Great Lakes shipping dwarfed
that of the oceans.
In seven months of the year it carried
100,000.000 tons of freight for distances
approximating an average of a thousand
miles at probably the lowest freight rat
in the world. At the same time the wages
%pahierdeto seamen were better than any else -
This result was accomplished by uni-
fied control. Practically all departments
of lake commerce are in the same set of
hands from beginning to end.
The companies that own the boats
either own or have the use equivalent to
ownership of docks and terminals, and
often of connecting railways and primary
sources of freight. Roughly speaking.
therefore, there was no conflict of in-
terest among shippers. boat -owners and
dock and warehouse companies.
Whatever helped one helped all. This
unity of interest and control has led to a
perfection of terminals. loading and un-
loading. coaling, provisioning and to a
continuity of use during the months of
navigation that anew:land admiration of
the business world.
The average Great Lakes harbor is an
age ahead of the average Atlantic Coast
harbor in terminal facilities. The way
they load and unload bulk cargoes in
New York harbor would be a joke in
MR. LAMB'S FRENCH.
Colborne Fanners' Club Represeotative
Surprises Audience at Ottawa.
The Toronto Star in its special despatch
from Ottawa on the farmers' deputation
has the following;
It might be remarked that the educa-
ted fanner, the man who combines col-
lege training with practical experience,
was much in evidence in the leadership
of the 5,000 men who waited
on the Govenunent yesterday.
,
Take the case of Manning Doherty
' of Mahon, who led in presenting
Ithe farrners' arguments to the Cabinet.
He is a graduate of Guelph and Cornell.
The other Ontario epeaker was W. A.
Amos, of Palmerston. a graduate of
Krsox Coltcte aod fqc some yearshe
ministry. BoIh these men are practical
farmers and so is G. L. Lamb of Gode-
rich, a Toronto University graduate; who
acted as chairman during the afternoon
meeting at the Arena. Mr. Lamb ac -
TRICE, bLO8SY HAIR
yr= PROM DANDRUFF
Girls! Try It1 Hair pets soft, fluffy and
beautlful—Get a small bottle
of Dandertne.
If you care for heavy heir that Or
tens with beauty and is radiant with
life; has an incomparable softoess and
is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine.
Just one application doubles Out
beauty of your hair, besides it imme-
diately dissolves every particle of
Idandruff. You can not have nice heavy,
healthy hair if you have dandruff. This
destructive scurf robs the hair of ita
lustre, ite strength and its very hie,
and if not overcome it produoes a fever-
ishness and itching of the scalp; thee
hair roots famish, loosen and die; then
the 'hair falba out fast. Surely get •
small bottle of Knowlton's. Danderino
i from any drug store and Just try R.
Into the Dark Corners
Let the spirit of cleanliness—which means
Sunlight Soap—penetrate everywhere with
its magical powers for making everything
clean and sweet. There is no cleanser so
universally used—so well liked—so com-
pletely trusted as
SunlightSoap
with its $5,000 guarantee of purity.
.Vade by
/ Pro/hers, tirodied,
( awn/
All craft", sell
Aessolighl NAV.
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e'-ee.eseelele:Lee..21 seeeisreee e, -ase
contrasted an unusual feet. Heused his
University French to address his aud-
ience, which included a large number of
Quebec delegates. It has been said that
the schools of Ontario do not teach
languages so that they can be spoken.
Certainly this is not true in Mr. Lamb's
one. The construction of his sentences
may have seemed a little unusual to the
Quebeci ers, but they understood what he
said and applauded him for saying it. So
the educated farmer was well to the front
—not forgetting Peter McArthur. who
made the speech of the day. and who has
been educated in one of the greatest
schools—journalism—followine a course.
at the University of Torrence'
Note—Mr. Lamb lived for years among
French-speaking people near Ottawa and
he and the members of his family speak
French readily.
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