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TIIE EARL'S DAUGHTER it
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The fleet stage of nervous suffer-
ing was past fur Maggie ileotlerruu.
Elio had prayed so much that she
might bo euatned W regard her cousin
ate aomethtrig altogether bt•yuu 1 her
reach, and she had 'ditto!' no • hurl
to uutaln the blended which she con-
fidently expected to receive, that It
had come to her ate etxrner or Eater,
It does come to all who trust and
pray.
The fever ads' pawkon of her grief
were over; and though surh wcak-
ntM remained much derponicacy,
awl, at limo', even wunt of faith,
yet she was out of danger end on
the toad to convalescence -thanks to
the PLyetcluu Who never fails to
beat!
And even now the first token of
ken reward was appearing, In the
hope that she might be 11n• means ml
comforting her cousin In hl+ secret
distress.. But low to Introduce the
topic otter ns. had et violently din
eh.lmed It. Maggie knew tet ,et
etre watched patiently. hoping teat
all °ppm -tacit, might trcur. Wk a it
did, it was himself who broached It
The funeral was over . the will, by
whitb with the exception of it e.uiplr
of thousand a yea); to hie mutual.
fur her lifetime, and tri( Ing nu-
nultiee to Mire Lloyd and Mag
gee Henderson, Colonel Bain-
bridge wits rendered role pors.•s.or
of hie late fatbcr ■ fortune and ea -
tater, had been read, and, the cam
tie bi lug cleared of lawyer./ 01. eke.
and undertakers' men, the Wind •
were drawn up to admit the cheerful
ennrldne, the windows thrown open,
the rooms. set In order, and the
family r.aseemble-1 to look eti•1i ot.,e.
In' tin. face and it what they wer.
to do next.
"1 suppose.' my dear Thomas," re•
marked Mew. B*Inbrldge. "that y0l,
will net take puwee.toa of (;ran
t41awe before the rummer 1d over
or r:,ull you move Into It at onee''1
Either plan will be equally erenveu
lint to me. yet know. Awl, with -v
aappeecd to the hour, on Cur's.en etre'-t
aka11 you retain that as It ha? 1 em
*frill you will fled nu room for th
furniture* here for your deur faller
divined aothing so much us n half
fnrtlehed room. But i suppose you
w111 require to be In London until
you have 'Settled something wlt!u re.
gavel to reilagning your pretension?'
Sect gaertlons Calomel Balobrlelge
hardly- kn -w how to parry
"11y dear gioth,pr" he would re-
ply. "the yory lu+.t thing 1 Wend
wide yon t. • do would b • to hurry "it
of ('ranebnwr. Make It your home
ter :t.4 long am von like; Altogether,
If It pl<•eetes yogi W do eft." •
"But Gay altar Tllommae, that
weak, he quite toren-dentate.
both di your • part and mine.
Yews here Ledo Ethel to
eons. tet la Vitae matters. remember :
beetles, deer as you are to me, I
should never (eel e.Imfortable wb'le
living In e.no,hn'r per ons Ender•, NRI
have long made op my mind, If I
should be se unfortunate as to eur-
elye your tatner. to go en•t nettle
near my own friends at Blrminglenm.
it war there he met m'. my dear,
and marrl el me' (with n little ,vobl.
"nod I would rather die there than
anywhere else -only y. n 11 ;donde.,
when !hit linpp •u, to bring me back,
Thomas, and lay me by his side la
Mbdon churchyard."
It was alter some such converen-
tlon ad the above that Colonel Bain -
called hie cOu.ln abruptly to
lilt side.
"Oasis here, Maggie; i want' --i0
tell yon aomothipg."
It Wag a bright, heauttful morning,
Uho day after the funeral, and they
wire senaltertngon the terrace wbaeh
not ronod -the a astle.
" Welh ood.,ln, 1 nm all attentloa."
" My mother seeing to Imagine
(you heard what ..lin wtid rut break -
fest just now) that 1 ani nlw:ut tc
throw 1:p the army at mire, awl
'settle .bwn at ('ranshnws N •w 1
am not rang to dr, any marl' thing.
and you mart break it to her."
Mrlgg,e • lace L .1 Abe guetlud hie
re+olua..n had roun'th!i g to .b with
Lady Eitel. and knew how great a
disappointment It would prove to
Mrs. Raintrr4!ge.
"Bot, Cousin Thomas, 1f you don't
lire Imre. and Aunt Llano goer away
to Birmingham, who I. to look after
nae place r -
'i don't knew ; ; tilt bailiff. I wp-
pet.:. he can manage It much better
then I meal. I em totally Ignorant
of farming matters."
"But the (louse, the gftelen," Raid
Maggie, as the tears rose to her eyes,
"nil the little Impsovementi which
dear uncle took ouch pride and plens-
ur.e In. beecome. they were for you -
era they to go to rack and ruin for
want of nae and naperTlakon. cousin?
"If they mutt, they must,' he anis.
veered, moodily, "for i am quite re-
solved not to live here nt present."
"It le only Lady Ether's wishes
Utastau are coneklertng," eon
Y?i18e�$ 4gle, tlmTdlY; ''r ori not"
think she °oukl object to ('rnnehewe
an a summer residence. it Ie very
pretty In the summer. you know.
Cousin Thome., and you veil nlwny.
want to shoot over the preserv...
And rrelding here for half the year
would be better than not nt
"it 1s my profession that ',tends In
the way,' he replied, evading the
qutedk+n, as they turned Into the
shrubbery together "I have n'
wleh to leave the army. and while
1 wedeln in It T meet work. It le not
improbable that i may have to go
amt to India again."
in her natrwdehm"nt ?Angelo, with
elesped benne. stepped ■harrt before
him In the path.
"fa It pomade! soh', yowl ennnot be
in earned ! What retinal 80411.1 there
be fee you, under present Omele-
t/tenors', to return to tent horrid e11-
mnte T Who would do so, excepting
of neeem.tty ?"
"W6E. I would," he answered wit
a Mort laugh. "Any pinoe nppeserw
NOpreferable to Englaad, to my eyes.
now."
' But lady Ethel," urg d lila ameba.
•'watld site nocompatly 7••u' or con d
sato bear to be lett all alone? and 10
star.rtly niter marriage. tool TOO
mtmt oottslder bar."
I • 0 •. t tkl..k she would prove amen-
able to reu.io," rep.led Colonel Bain -
bra g, , Altai an afl,ot:AO et u( indif-
ference. Bat Maggie war not to be
o thmeted
'.Cousin Thomas !" sbt exclaimed.
er:gtwty, as she Lal l Per hand upon hie
arm. "1 gm sure that something
drnndful fins h•,pp"ned between you
anal Ludy Ethel! Oh. what le It ? Do
tell me the worst ! It la terrible to
set. you suffer thea"
Hern
a n ankle s nes tb • her
earnest manner and (hit path* in
her tone wallah the French call
broom au vole, touched the over-
strained o!wrd Ill the man's heart,
nal •tapped it. hectd.ag tr.
her, he threw himself upon
a bench culled round n tree
hard be, and covered k a ince
with his bands: and In another
moment the girl who stood beside
!.int wore 11110eRed to see the tsars
tri. kle through his fingers.
"Ob. Fourth! cousin!" she plaad-
ed. In it volae which trembled with
e uotlon ; "what have 1 maid, what
have I done, to cause Oils? Pruy,
pray, forgive mu: but 1 cannot uD-
Jeretand how anything ..bort of
her death or her daarrtion should
m Ike you feel like this."
"It W worse than death. linggle."
"Worse than death?" Maggie
coulJ 01117 repeat hie wordy and
attend their explanation.
"Yea at thousani times wore!
Slit. doexn't love me. Maggie she
n..t.'r lov.td we! and 1 have barn
1M1 an a tool in her beads!"
"Awl she dared to tell yon so 1"
1 h0 Iol.guatlon of the heart
which cou1.1 have loved him .r, truly
and faithfully, had it fallen to Ito
lut to do ho, w.ts too great to cbeek
aha exclamation.
"She would dare everything! she
ii::* no w ire fear of me than 1110
Il:te of breuking my heart. Aud, Mag-
gie. 1 loved her „o. (1od1 1. my wit -
noes how 1 loved her."
".And how you love her still." re-
plied the, girl, with tr.mbling
lips. "Coude 1lromas, this le i
but a quarrel; you will make
it up by and by. Al' will be right
emelt' between yet."
-Never, Mnggle ; It is kind of you
to a.y au, bat It Is quite Imp.,erlble. I
have made un my mind we rkall
never Ilse together again."
"Never Ilve together." .be echoed.
111 tier Ounat. 1'U .11•,11 ; "but else 1.
your wife, anode -think of wk:a( you
n ro say Ing."
I nate t1, night of It,' he replied,
"bitterly and often enough, Heaven
knows. Wool] you tome me• go book
to. the drums of a woman who has
tnl.t me to my face that she never
Garai for tar ; that she lowered her-
self, by marrying n trndtosm en's son,
let. rtocomp11a11 her own revengeful
harp nes ; and that she d.addwer mo
no Dos fee my to'ly and sort -eight.
°di ens than f.w my' birth:"
'Sae could not have intended It,"
a ll l Mnggle, earnestly ; "she amid
never be • . cr lei; rhe 1s sorry for ker
wer as now. d••pemd up in it."
'(lorry •" his repeated, with a. gen
tars of niarelullty ; "you have not
ae.•n her oil i have., or you would
IN,t nay so. Aod I have not told you
isle worst yet, Unggie, though that
Mutll remain looked In my own
brown,"
the .lid not know what comfort to
give film then ; It ese,mee.I too dark
and terrible a grief to be meddled
with, even by kindle as loving em ber
own. Bo she remained silent.
"the long and effort of it is," ex-
claimed Colonel Bainbridge, niter a
moment's pause, ILO be humped np
from the bench and stretehel him-
self. "tlint I hateful to serve Her
ilaj.wty for some little time longer
yet, under whlefl clre Intvtngces If
my mother declines to live at Vren-
shnws, the dear old place Inuit eon -
sent to be shot up for n while and
look after Itself. And what i want
you to do for me. Maggie, ts to
bring my mother gradually round
to the idea. As noon its 1 am gorse
1 return to town to -marrow -Mt
Iter know positively i have. no In-
tention of sinning out of the army
at provost; and when i have left
F:tagland, you may tell her the roe -
eon why. It will reconcile her to
nay nbsenne moro than anything
else would do."
"But when you have left England.
'emend 1 Surely that 1. only it con -
ti y„
it le more thou that, Maggie,"
be replied, in n low voice. " I have
nlrewdy effected *n exchange with
ono. of my brother offlcerw, and 1
Mart to jolty his better: next
wiadL
Mho anewend nothing. bat her
tears fell fait upon her somber
mautla
"11 could not be 0tlie rwiee, Ay
deer; It would he Initwuaalhlo for
nun to May Is England stow.
I should out my throat if
1 r11d 1 mud burr chance than t rry.
my deer girl, perhnp' we shall trend
1 bit oil paths together yet, when
wn are both gray -healed - who
knows?''
"With your grandchildren running
on before as," site aneweret, with
sweet, wet eyes, that tried to smile
at him.
"My grnrNlehlldren No -never, or et
Dost, 1 hope so. The fewer children
that miter the world the better.
Maggie; for there Iso nethlag but
silvery on ell ables for them to In
ileTlt.'
"With a great holo• to brighten It.
dear eoneln. and make it bearable "
(To ba Ccntlemewt.,
Page Woven Wire Tenth
1a the only reliable fate. few holding ;leek owing
to the onethi,soee colt ret wrest epring. N
"Poe" wire will •1lblard a swathe( 1.01*
ordinary Na 7 wire .111 wady eland a strain
of 1,100 pnnn.L flnmeton wire edam rolled or Mat
will•trwrgMwn not w ith the and etreln •,m r.1naln
at Paga fora-* .r. now.wry16ep ■,d . m know
they hare always home Um 1.. i'.s fenewe are
*awl by all Osnadian railways.
A "Paw" UM& Ihe ►aalthfsleeme_te , 4a11N.. 1 tel I 1
INNO ORIGINALITY
IN MUSIC NOW.
"leuneoae has thuugiat that 'Mauro'
wets taut all lay owe," real 1'aderew-
stki recently to as Interviewer Soule
of that learned 'Owes la America who
had limed euggemt.uur, rrm.ul.00uoer,
rte? 1.keme emw u loaner utarteri to
ha wink had wuuu4ed Mat. "Tory
hat. steal Were were rue/net/0mA
from Wagner."
' slut tins'. be no such thing as eteal-
Ing a thou. W meat'. he cuutinuottf
lin wale' tow aligru.ravel.* deleur.re.
"1■ Malin abso.uatt urtgluullty doer
not tenon, It le We temperament of
but work.
Diu t .t muiw
Oi^,,OWr
i
lu miaow clue 0.11.ut htlp but follow
tbale who Lure guile tonere. When at
u
g ravt goatee ;.1,u 1lasumr latae uer
a mull/AM that wee sive butter ex-
prur.a,n to ..0 Idea, it le not uuly not
..w, w luuiuwl .t, but (1 Is a out), to
fid.ow it. an tesikilu,> Lag wub a uietbud
it caudO r1Y out ru muoL Akio plena tar
.td .re.tmaut .11 u wu.lC.ai wry."
tet. l'adrrewadl, war e.t.ently eleep,y
in earue.f. 'A p.n. (4 made meet Wet
1041 lake u h..u.a or a chureu," he
west sea "lea wou1J taut .U01••• ug
ur•ell.l.ot
Of wing r eoi,ylat L be put
er.as/owr W a bone.. wtaal yWI 1 Alit'
yet her merely uutjt w`.( °therm
Wttl done. Lkowrre, when you read
MUSCULAR SOkt:NLSS
A8 the result of over-exertion and
,expruret to deal and told or
(rum whatever casae., may be
treated suoceerfully by the timely
appllcatlot of ",t. Juwibr 04. A
thorough rubbing 1• necessary. Th
o(1 Mtoukl be applied vigorously, fu#
at Ivan twenty ulluuter. two or
three time. dully. when all pain,
serener■ and 'Whines will be re -
wove,' In twenty four hours. it will
ale, strengthen land burden the tour
ales. Football player., cyclists,
gYtuuaate, and all athletes will find
eft. Jacobs Oil auperlor to ally
other remedy for outwned applloa-
tlon, for the rennin that Its notion
Is more rapid and its effect perman-
ent. Thousands' of people all over
d eoom d St.
thew Id use au r m
en
Or
J.at'obe 011 for muscular soreneer.
A bottle it quite enffielent to prove
its efficacy. le cases whore muwu
lar madonna is complicated with
any dimwits which requires an nl-
torntive, Vogater'r Chiral lye Com-
p,und should be taken.
New York ('sutral and Iludsee River
(tanroad.
The above name L • house -bold
word, anti the superior excellence of
the road should be sufficient to at-
tract most people, but now that the
rate 1. the seine to New York and
pants east as by other lines no fur-
ther recommendation should be
ell ht. Everybody will tell you it
Is the beet.
lit. wu•k. w .be groat pate. you
would not u00uri nruwu.ag ur Lud5- o`
tc�low W pl..grrean if they urru the h
awe reale us y.r.e .aa ruw.uue eta?
Tu..r abouguts you lout/ ouneioer,
and 1101 eu'aeon .h,,lr tue.hW,''
' 4tl..o,' ave eau, tet Whereat from
poetry. It rppe.ilr W DSO aur.. .t
ta.J eat, or a o..mo.urtluu of rouud• In
a work that only 1W,. W du with the
mellaw, m.•y eta ltJ ore O( MOW.
caber worm, add the whole la set -
weave tar not ur.gtu..l, lora us look at
the prelims to .b I eb.ru not in 'Mau-
ru. t .eta sura entailed. . 'There 1•
11k.a
tem run, a 1 tale run, ,hat, faminaW ono
to 'ane W..k,re, t node, tt. i trlcu .o
usual It, IND 001110 uoa, inhere beard
.t ..tad =ley t tat the .Igagtrttou
.row 'Dao Wa.kurie'
tet tee alr.t teemo la not the
rxwr.
'rue mama teener it true the
nee, sue orchestruti,u let out the
me. 1 defy anyone to rtww that
• yauing riuept urn one Litho run
la uurr,weal let for win detail of
m lea toe prelude Is tvudemued."
Paderew.kl wall betosalug rio-
t 1u weak,* of Mr work. "11 1
to woke an aurlyels 1 meal
a 'Moues In method among
eatest of tompomere. For la
look •t Sobaaaaeu'r concerto
nor. Toe flrettlielae it taken
bully IJ method from Mete
Ano Wavier, In lar lied
even weir Moo the sec-
, 1• not euarely original.
ally fled toe iniluea.e eat
tuen of Meyerbeer.
wee not tree from the
tiler mngteere, for. In his
works, we o ea fl:d the •ugge.tton
of Mozart. A • . wl.nesr ale) tee first
eoiic rto of C r111 le It not rug
g • 1.0 very a ugly of Hummel?
Atari Carmen. 'an we not fin 1 here
an enormous 1 uenc@ exerted by
Oouood? Adt It , . only reminds you
of (luunc+d. but ro•.es of the themes,
t; rung. are taken teeny from Span-
r,.a music. The Ha aro is not even
taint ., but In all t.. scores that
are published 1s alto n to be taken
from a °mutterer who am ally.. when
the opera was wrltt ."
$1O-Bes4ee Lseurs on -1110.
elle
wer
n aw
the
sou.
la A
a laud
del►aNln.
perlod. a
unit per
Oil,+ may
Weber and
"Bent hove
Inllue•ee d
•
Friday. May 23rd, a po. • lar excur-
ao.t by regelar trader 11 be run
b.. the Weal Shore Ralirou. the fare
the
or
urn
ton
be
Flee
r-
he tut only ten dollar* ,a 0 or
roL.1 tiles from Su,prn....lon agege
I.0 falo, a•1 ticket. good (u ret
until and Ineludin:awe
s
g Jane n
it rest gramma popularity with tour -
•
bite, and no b, tter reason sou
w '1 oted to v11. thio hl,to Io tl.y.
West Bbow ag air for further in
n atio i.
'following Instruction.
The world has so long been at war
with the hapless printer that It will
Is+ int. ree.lns to k..ow that at 1. ant
one oompoegtor her been capable of
following lastruetlona.
Ones upon a time a printer brought
to Booth for Inspection proof of a
new poster, white, after the manner
of its kind, announced the actor as
"the east newt tragedian, Edwin
BUuth."
Mr. tooth did nob fully Approve of
It.
I veleh you'd leave out that 'emi-
nent tragedian' hudle.. I'd much
rather have It simple Fdwl. Booth,' •
he said.
"Very good. sir."
The seat week the actor saw the
Mod of ld. news. WI.s Is position 111.
request Knit been carried Oat to the
letter. The pewter aoeouneed ibe
Coming engagement of '•$hepta Ed-
win
awin Booth."-Loodos TlbBlts.
I believe 11/Wt Rn'8 LINIMENT will
Mare every rase of Diphtheria
MRA PE1. REN RAKER.
i believe Y!YAkfre 1,i1i11ENT will
produce growth of hair
VMS CRAB A MD'EIt ION.
Stanley. P G 1
i believe MIN.%RD'S LINIMENT Is
the beet household remedy me earth.
IMtT'ITAR FOLBY,
RherdaJe. Oil City Oat.
A Queer 0tate of 1 binge.
It may be interesting to many Imo
pie who think that 1n this country
we suffer fro= as exaggerated form
of trades waren tyranny, to learn
that a few weak. ago some peletere
who were reeleroratdrg the Interior
of a church lin a Midland town canoed
-weal bemw.e wiwern were emple,yed
to clear) the droppbogu of paint nn
the pews, add the employers had to
finish the job tbew.elv.s and that
Tofte recently In a seaside town there
www a strike of teamster■ because
their employer reflood to discharge
a driver who had rondo a journey to
a neighboring town threw bourn
qulrk.r than they themselves had
been aecuslomeel to take Consul
of Liverpool. votrnhea for the truth
a this almost incredible story. -Bos
too Comm Prete' Flu Ilet ln
ROYAL MUSKOKA HOTEL
Tide new. mindere. *p to -•late hotel
was rlpenn1 for the reception of
guests In 1001 11 la ,Ifu:.te+l in the
centre of the flnewt mummer report
region In .America, known no Ihe
Mi.ko+ka Lnkc■ within rney reach of
(he pprl'Npnl point. in (Amulet and
the Ua1ta1 Rtates The Interior of the
Iwrtel to planned to the beet advert -
Lege for comfort and ronvenenc,
e prolnl Alentl,m (wing given to ven-
tilation and wintery serener -me -nee.
11..p 01:1. Gaal .e with handsome
h.thr..nms *lteche 1. n r" .apt niftily
loinptea: In either large or holt II ram-
I;lea (Chane ■nd servM. ere the beet.
ttpen for gneelr .tune 13111, Per fur-
ther parttenlnre, d, aerlpt1 ve matter
and all Iwforeent'mI welt. .f 8 �t-
Donald, l)kti'IM Pe agent*** Ageata
(AmMM
1)Iffloulty.
IWi.hi.g1on-ear)
Ott, the life of n atatnatnan'e t per -
Waring
'Tie soutethtng pee -utterly rant ,
M be talks he will wish that he
bad n•t
It be doeam't he'll wish that tie had.
ata s the Cough
D R
■ed N'urk. On the fold.
l.axative Drone, Quinine t'nbletr rare ea rule
16 o1. day. 1510 edea, No pay- !'rice 115 rent*.
Ju.raallent la laasaa..
WIo'Jta's damnable negro sheet
refcrr to the ,..1 or of this p iper and
u mo of bid (rleeide les humbm," says a
T.,pek.a. Kan., Journal put llebeei by
oulorel people. -We want Ude fool to
urdets en I fiat It taker men ed more
intelligent a ilibre to handle our
o,uro+ thou h m As we ride upon a
railroad peen we don't have to be
oohed a bomb by a jealous negro
...hoot that walk,•."
Flew We. Drat lat give me what 1 ask
for -the one Painkiller, I•err Uwvle', 1 know
1t la the beet thing oil earth for summer tom -
'donne. No du you. Thank you : there 1e
your money.
Kvolutlou of l videses.
Olio mate Journal.'
"Have the letter. been duly ex•
&mined by the handwriting expert?"
".Yes, your honor."
"Very well, Let the handwriting
expert now be examined by the In-
sanity expert."
Mimed'. Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
A Queer Suicide Ill Alaska.
The startling *Weide of John Daly,
of Cowley, near Bennett, on the line
of the White Paw lea -1 Yukon Rail-
road, was the talk of `kagnay when
the 1.0 phis departed south lilst Sun-
day night. The men took a wreand
effective metho I of shuffling of this
mortal coil. He nut a hole to the
ice of the creek j,lal small enough
to pats througlt. equeeset Itim4rlf
dont' In the aperture Into the ley
cold waters, en.1 shove I amid? along
under the Ice for several feet before
he became unconecioua. The Ivan
made oertnia of hid d .nth. He eat the
hole so email that there wall not one
chance in a thourrand of ever get-
ting back through. Then, very
del berately, lie took off hts hat and
fore:ed h m bo.ly down beueath the
thick toe, anti j o close was the fit that
he s'nr.fted the flesh on his shoul-
ders. -Seattle Daily Times.
80
H
HOW'S THIS?
• offer On Hundred Donne' Reward for
ease of l'aterrh that cannot ire cured by
'•
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. ell EN FA( a c0., Toledo, 0.
We,
Chem
mt
mining
obligati
Wm •
ado, 0.
Druggists,
the undersigned, have known F. J.
ler (1. Mat 15 year, and believe hies
honorable la nn bu.lneer tram -
ed atiserinllr r.Lle to carry not nay
mad, M tt. Ir firm.
Tatar, Ween - id, nruggiete, To-
nsea" • 11,1,1',, wholesale
Toledo, 0
Har'e
tag dlrwtly u
!wool tie eye
Pries -711e per
Haute Family
l C.r. le twine Isowaally,eet
b the 1,11,1 and mur.,ne.01,
Teets' moidel• went free.
(ale. N 1,1 Lr all drugglata.
111m an toe beet.
SPOOLS
Jereny Pealor-Dr
KILI. RATS.
ren0
The Rev. R. J. Bet
People'', Baptist ('hu
ha. ell*roverevl n bran,
of destroying rats. The
patent on it, either . .An
ktttermin.t
let Tries Brand
With bucces.
pastor of the
i, of Bayonne,
new method
P isn't any
body may
adopt It.
Mr. Betts la not only et pastor but
• druggist as well In the basement
of hie drug store there al peered a me
timc ago a email 'army if rate. The
deminle-dru :gleet ('Ou&Jn't understand
what attracts) them, but there the
rats were, and a war of extermina-
tion was begun ngalnet them.
One day beet week it big ball shap-
ed rat, with which agility seemed
to be a lost accomplishment, was
(wrnernd and killed. An autopsy was
performed on the body and It dis-
closed what was the attraction in
the haerrm.nt for the rate. They
were sponge eaters.
This particular rat had swallowed
a big piece of sponge and It had
swollen no much in.Lie him that he
e43111.1 only move with dlffi_cnl�t.jyr.r. That
gave. The rtlinf!?iffr Ter Tell Frith('
otos.
Every night now nice little meale
of appose sad cheese. with bastes of
water to quench their thirst earl
to help remelt along, are left for
the rats. }:very morning there was
a yield of dead rats, tilt soon the
pastor was praetloally rid of the
prof. -N. Y. Run.
Noota to ray.
There are tMemel better thnn mien.)
its thle life, but it tnkt'e money to
buy them
If yam attempt to kill n woman,
atm generally eine her face agalnet
K.
If 7041 "mere the pump, roti molt
the type.
Like a kitten'e tea, heppine m 1.
hard ba, catch, but there h dots of
fun sharing 1t
Mwmr•re mnke a man glad to sap
mother-hn-hate
If the tall -yr takern yawl', measure,
pro will prrdonbly barn to pay 1n
advance.
Troth may be at the hart tors of •
wit h.t4 tilers ware very few gee
diver*.
T(1 ('1elfh: A ('01,0 IN OWN DAY
Take t,...th. Promo Quints. Tablets. All
d glass n•hrne th. memo If It (*11. to corp
F. W. l i rn.-i. alg,wlnn lane each box. 25e
re e+++4s.++++++++4++4•114+4!1+
WHAT DOCTOR
SAID WENT.
+4'4.4.4.N++/++• 4t ++ 4N111
At tike kat annual meeting sof the
Avouch'of Military liurgeour of
the D .1 States Major John Van It
Huff, M •al Department, U S. A.
In the oonree of hie ',peach accept
lug the Presidency of the association
told the folluwletg ',tory :
"A lady wee panning through the
ward,' a au overcrowded military
hoepltal when she suddenly iue.uu
treed two men rimiest and hammer
lug on some boards She looked at
them In mune surprise. and wonder-
ingly
onderingly asked:
'What are you doing there, my
went
"They looked up at her, and one
of them said:
""What are we dolug? Why, we
are making a dofllo, that's what we
any dully(
"'A .t'olfln t' .ise *11,+11 'For whom
are you making a coffin?'
"'For that fellow over there In
that bed. Don't you tree him?'
"The lady Imhof In the direction
Indicated, an I saw a man apparently
In good condition and watching the
operation with great Interest.
"'Why, that moo le not (Wad. and,
indeed. he doer not look as If he was
going to (11e. l':tn't you postpone this
work?'
"'No, the men wait. 'we can't post-
pone It. The doctor toki uv to make
the coffin, and hi. know• what lie
gave him "'-New York Army and
Navy Journal.
Llfebuo, Soap-diainfeetant-is strongly
recommended by the medieal prolamine ea
a awleguard apnea iaateaus dweasee
A Haaglag Metter.
Tenderfoot ton Alberta ranch) -I
Nand.' ill 1 k
f n tat would be it lot of
trouble for a tnnn to pick out her
OWI' cattle frutu amaag leo many.
Cowboy --011! that's an easy mat-
ter. The trouble begins when he
Mete out some other man', cattle.
:tee t
Vrkgraat, warslag .tad wefurtlog, "the
D. a 1_" bleulhul Planer 1. rhe moat oleo --
.1.4, remedy for .I rulu.-d, .110, painful mile.
cies, as tt ie the wort .•tfcawlotte w'car It
coonnneaely for a time If you have lumbago
tar arlatka.
The Poor 51.,.'1 M1..
Weary tt'lllie-What make. you
look 110' worried?
Meapdering MJte-t net told n
man t was sick. and he w:d he'd
COMB back, In at treitute and treat
me; now 1 don't know whether he'e
a bartender or a doctor.
Mlnard'e Liniment Cures ()argot la
cow,.
The Mame, But Changed.
Lady -Aren't yoo the mea to whom
I gave a piece of ,sake reeeatly T
Tramp-Xes, ma'am. •
"
Have you bees worlds( . Mase ?"
" No, ma'am; 1 �gltr.b.ee-1i the
!nominal ever slnoe.
KELPION".
t.dersed el best 1.51110 e+.dl.al j Is.
Supplied to arlttsh .eldler. la teeth 'hies.
Foe ell Theo.t sed 01end TreuNea, Limps,
gess sss•s, Old inns, Ulcers, rNeea, Sons
D. 1er..,e Pimples, still Jsl•tn,
• Ao.m.tlam, Lumbag., 3 esles, Itemises.
Pees. Oita, ger. neo P1wrie
ION b este, *0.. Ire It .nee.
Hr.djuelmeat Asked.
'Things never seem properly at1-
Jestead in th.w world,' said the care-
less young man.
"For Instance?"
"1 have observed time and agree
that the people with the moat ex
penelve tastes moot invariably have
the leant money to meet them.'
Mibard'. Liniment Cures Diphtheria
1111.. Lowy/ Draw■ Out.
"1 am afraid that young Feath-
erly, who catty on you oo often. Is
rather a fat young man," said a
father to hie daughter,
"Oh. no, he tenet, father," replied
the little brother. who was pre.
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