The Signal, 1901-9-5, Page 31 1 l
WAYS OF ELOPERS :
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E MAN BY
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.rrF�lQelkerZe
Romantic Foolishness In It. .1 THE ROADSIDE
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Duca the course of true lune run
444444,111 ?
Perhaps It may, but again It luny
14,1, for the course of true love her
uYuly strange turnings' and mom,
times when its flood lir at Ile height
it IN host like a lost river which Y
sieklculy dropped out of right under
gtuuap. 11 W not nicereary to wax
sentimental (111 the+ well -hurried mute
let of elo(wluentes, although for sen.
[intent they have their full aEowa.ice.
If there Ir romance anywhere In a me
world an elopement should have Ile
elan --ns It usually dims. and to a (I(.
, rwe whfclb idlest Irate/I uu rimer- for
l,f,•'e necetlritiee.
I'r,trlbly the little girl anti her boy
hair whir nest KU the way trete Tis-
hri, to Chicago nut long ago, were
inarrl/d by a jtvlbe et the prow., and
etartee to walk t'onwceukl tell matins,
114ltul of the power of romance over
toddy or vice velvet. The young
mete
l 4,ewere eg i
tramper,
Iywrekelenou
et, the euhof a three -mils caulk otPr
the railroad then to settle down by
the rnadelde to wait for a train that
woukl pick them up. But though they
welted long no train carte. and It
ever dark when a policeman, huppeu-
mit by, Invitee{ thele to a rtupper at
t he rtatlon.
The poles* department opened cem-
tlnmlcrft14 t -with the etrl'r mother
wt',. relentel,ln spite. of her 'let entitle
etioe mud to (o au. and rent mneme)
for two- railroad tickets from, ChI-
( 4441 to Tel(dO` Ant with (hen depar-
ture of "sur brides nail groom," ear the
cnptahl at the station haat called
then, a pose In the pollee •edger was
fatally eluded and one other police ro-
tense'.* forgotten.
Last week there came Into town
two am happy young people :u a
%tree( ear condut•tor *ler rang fare
• u. They came by train from the
east and had from all appearances
e fat bank account In some ,astern
I city. They registered at the Sher -
elan ila)w. Mr. nna Mr.. Joni' Joe
llreew41ter. I'hllndrlphla-and it was
r.i,lent to beth the bell ue,y who
t,.a1• their bag and the elerk i
n•.Igned their room that they
:eller[ t he bent the house could
:,fiord. The clerk was rmllingly af•
1:t1k4, as it 14111 eust,.m to (ttcupant.
of the "parlor floor front." and the
hell boy scampered about In noisy
:Nlpfulaess. FI." minutes afterth•`y
entered the office everyone within
meld was certain (if their recent
D)usrlage.
"Wt, yea they're nide and groom.
all right." said the clerk. addrerm-
lug n "drummer" who hapaene I to
le• handy. The "drummer" agree.!
with this statement • in filet. every
(me agreed and It wig not l.,ng be-
fore everyone moot the hose war
t,(ki1►g a sentimental Interest in
the young couple.
Taable to 1'.y 1111 11111.
It was not until that end of the
week, when the young uc111 4vu,
called upon to meet his b 11. that
the whole of the story leaked out.
I he young pete thio( cuafesse'that
tlty were not only bride and,
gruoay but that tlwy had eloped.
!they had telegraphed ahoy tout.
f,rr 44 mutter's f.rghtonc"m and
fulbrr'N crlrque, end neither hive:
tract forthcoming. The young moo
was possessed of exactly 13 cents.
ala- offer/al to pawn a revolver.
which might, perlulIM. Rate UFobgbt
$1.73, but the Marl mauugewent rt.-
-- Deeef. They took hiw to the i '14fr
illation molly, because They ba(
-----1`Jler'e War Mr charge agulllmt. b1w.
but they pelt him in under the earl
of n central statluu detective,
pr4suesd to keep 1141 rye on him
lot a few days. The hotel huuse-
kei per 1(N,it Into her motherly .'h:Irl[(
tie, heart -broken bride, and ('apt.
l edleran agreed to act ars iulerwr-
uiatur between father and 14044.
John Brewster'. ',errata remit,. nt
F). ,2Ll8 Park atcuue. Phi)aele•114hia.
The fattier, who is a rich restaurant
owner, refused to consent to 1,14 run's
marriage to Mier Htrail Urrtrade
eamwlug41,
The loielern couple
thought 1•luperycnt nn envy way out
of the difficulty. They were tuarrl(,
by. 411nlnlitee in a small lennsylvnnia
te,wu and coma to Chle:tgu uu [heli
wedding Jou' n.y. Tee). th 'ug:et it
wise to ob(aiu torgl'1)14111 before they
went tome. In r•mthuatin4( the par --
maid power of forgivenera they maul(
the lover's mistake. 'They thought
the father w'uuld (m.1;111.'414 mita-
upon
iceupon receipt of their teli'grant, ani.
of course, he would be glad to pay
their board 11111. Indeed, It never
',centred to them that it coul•l be
otherwise.
For n tine it looked lemel s.r t' r tilt
young people, but Captaln Colleen I%
1.11114.1 in Ute art of mediation, par-
ticularly when affairs of the heart
rite oxneerned. (n the( ease he lived
rip to ole repntntlun louse 111.41
somely ; the young people went hum'
happy in the a.1urance that a ['lend
ly reception awaited them nal 11111
the, were leaving two deht41 be•l1in I
!1.44.• indite, still wrapped in the for-
. grtfuliesi of her houeymoun dream
paid n happy good-bye. to Cblealtn.
" it's Just a horrid town. and I ,.hall
',ever *OMP bnc•k, never. I don't think
there le a nice person In It." At
whish ('aptaln C'ollerntl rattled encour-
agingly. " Mud perhaps she never
w!11," he mused, "tett I will hate nn-
othrr just like her neat week.'
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unnoticed. At the saute time he is
rnlberrurred ut the task In bund. Het
wavers met his Shoed squeak ur he
cruiser the fluor. Tile clerk grins.
"Didn't 1 telt y al f" he whispers.
"Just we(tich her now.; rile'11 be wed."
And cure enough raw Le; she ono mer
ne retool' in such a tamed quertloa.
"Nu one lar a right to ark rush
quertluutt she N:ey14 .nod so, after
a paluful interview, the. young men
returns to the window without the
required Information.
Thep Age Ile 'Thinks She Is.
"Oh, it (k,u't make any differiuce
how uld she tr, just pelt we duwu .1,'
he mum, at the clerk's quertlun.
"liuw old do you thine rho Ir 1"
suggests the clerk, cleve/17.
.Ague" the young Man 111 ember
earned. "Oh, 411, 1 don't know," lie
rtauuulers. •'l tumor she is le."'
Tile clerk interim, and so the age
goer down "11.h" and when the gjrl
area It afterward red IN mute pleats
.d. "Of pourer, how 'duple that
clerk wax," rile Mayr.
Au eluping couple -of u murety the
clerk knew they were ekq)ing-- en-
tered the county binding 11e+ ether
day and asked for l.1' tr license.
"Now, we want tails kept out of
the papers," said the ycnlug nutn in
a time of authority.
"Why do you want to keep l(
out T" asked the clerk.
"Well, i can't Just tell you why.
but we (kdl't want n word rale
about R. When w:• get ready to an-
nounce jt we can du it oureelven."
Thte Iasi In cutting .arcarm.
"But 'low 1 can't make melt a
prum4Ye unless 1 1illoW the reason for
ll.. All marriage licenmee are pub-
limited
ublimped lu th • papers, you know,"
The young woman smiled (•raftile•
"Well, we won't give our names. and
then i guess rim can't put them in
the paper." •
"You'll hnve to give your RAMPS
and ages or you can't have n license,"
weld the clerk, smiling.
The girl looked horrified. "Well,
then. I guess we don't want your
license. %),II oto) wnncw14(rr• else
furl 4)444'." NIL" NAM. defiantly.
The young man hlwltated and It
wan evident he would have shared hie
secret Intel the clerk promised nut to
tell. -
"Don't be foothill," maid the glrh
looking angrily aerosol the desk at the
elerk ; "you know very well we can
get a license somewhere ride jest as
easily as not. Tt'N abated for him
to expect we ars fining to give our
named. I never heard of Nisch a
thing." And off she marched, the
yt'ung man following reluctantly.
It's Such Fuu to Elope.
But little country girls aro by no
mPanY talm only people who elope.
Society belles inti society dam....
daughters of mllliour and children of
nrietrierac,r frequently lake tido r.'-
mantkv lean .1T mairtagi celebration
A fashionable Sinn Franciree girl
1r,w/• twelve year,' ngi who eloped
'just for the tun of the thing" and
lied no need to beg fnrgtveness it
ow male. to to phuuning her second
('lopomen Pnrn� Ir PVP
there is n.. remain why (ha ehuMid
clime, since idle has Jit procurwl n
:I;vr.rcq fie to Iter re•nna hudbnnd and
iw making no meted of her prepara-
tions err her lldrl marriage. .
"1 just loll, to ('11)4)1," maw re-
cently coterie((1 to a friend. "You
liter no Idea why mark it le. 1
have nettling to elope from. 1 iup-
prlse, hilt i 41144111 rlope-jtut the Name.
i am determined Olt that, and I shall
try to pink.' believe 1 have an angry
father wafting fn TergIve tar. We
Khali go eft est my yacht after the
wedding and that will be n 'port of
second elep•'ne•nt• you know."-Cht-
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WHY BABIES CRY,
A Maul suffering from half a Jua•u
g,ullillut wounds lay dying by a Ken-
tucky roudrlde-a man grizzled and
gant, and upon whom emit face war
the brims,. of fifty .uwmerr and mute)
a Jagged seam and wear.
.1 rabbit poked Ile store inquiringly
through the buwhee um lie lay there,
mid then nt a mudded movement from
the dying man turned and scuttled
rwlflle away.
Theis a big blue -bottle fly tante
buulug around the helplere wall,
wrllering
in hie own life -blood be-
side the rude mountain trail, and
utter five minuted of blundering and
bumping asinine. hie battered feat-
ures finally metaled duwu on the raw
edge of a wound, • Jupt b'l'ow the
(ell hair on lilt forehead and be-
gan patiently drilling holo the reu-
.44live fleet'.
The exquisite pain reeu►e4 to revive
the mortally wounded sufferer and
awaken his instinct of self-preserva-
tion. Iii. right hand stirred by hid
side, and then crept slowly -slowly
but surely -up toward him blod-
rt(tiued forehead.
Inch by inch It advanced -lent
goaded, claw-like hand -until it war
on a level with the demon fly prob-
ing Into hie wound; and (lieu with u
sudden movement he brought It
down, enfolding the life out of lits
ton:muter.
"Ila. ha! 1 got yell, did I r he
chuckled huuruely. " Weld) 1 could
remelt out 1411' mash ole Cy Grandy
under my t'tuld ratua es 1 did [het
fly ! 1 c'd die happy then. Vitali, 1'd
he wane' to go to hell If 1 c'd reed
Cy Our fort -the treacherous, cuw-
ardty skunk 1"
The wounded man rolled over and
made an effort to rine to a ratting
po.itioe, but the 11ttelupt war a
failure.
"The rneakln' ole 111%11 has gut use
fixer! fer good an' all this time. 111
be n dead malt Weide of two Miura,"
he went on, Murkily. "Vitae, 111 be a
dead man, au' ole ('y Grundy II he
4(0141' 'rouiet bruggul' 'but how he
wiped me out. D - him ! of I 11*J
my Ileus 1111' War able to rile 1 ,I
roller hon up un' stall_ mattere with
him yet, tut I 11*lii t gut the Mtren'th
lilt to do 'it. I v'e gut lead enough
in me to kill au elepbaot. Ole ('y
Men 11 to make n rut/: thing of -it.
That bullet In wy back alone Would've
fixed ape. It must've 'struck the
musd.' atilt works my legs, 'reckon,
'tux 1'hnln't line no oar of '4'm sew,
It lilt me. Bat my mind Ir clear, a4,
my right arm h( all right yet,- Nec!,
as it is, fer Jert one more chance nt
Ibe man who shot me down an' flung
me here in the bushes to dee like u
dog!"
Yam." .11e reeumod after a pause,
to die Ilk* 41 (kLg au' tot by the road-
side; bet by the Eternal, 111 get even
with 141m yell kin bet ! He will find
that I a111 Were ei n snake thane dog.
.1 rattler (•Iwo rtrlke back 1)%4711 W11.-11
it IN dyiu'. 411 .I 11 live Ione ,nought to
' us h' els death -wenn([
yet ! 1'I141, III tlo ,
hundred years'"
Another miner lunger than before,
11nit then the wan by the runamlde
Went 1111 in n hearse whisper:
" 1-- 1'w peeriu' out Mighty taut :
air L1Cn'ih is gobs' but I tegot . t
es much grit es ever. Er I only hed
pwwerr I'd-"
He stretched out his right hand and
It came into contact with a 4111.44111
(,1d(u gethapeal object lying un .lho
bl(Htll-suak(•,1 grads by lila side.
11'Ith an eager cry of joy he ehlteh.d
it nnti lulggevl It to hie Omen).
"Whiwkey ! whiskey' Fut good for
an her longer now !" he whimered,
eagerly. "it dropped from my pocket
when 1 tl•It here among the bushes
are I theme:ht. 1 had lust It. Thank
(k,d,'it w111 give MP etretgtbl an'
c.,nrugl• fir the Joh ahead of me!"
Stell einepine the (leak l0 his breast'
he fumbled with nerlolle. eager fin-
gers at the mtopper until it COMP out.
11111 then. premising the mouth of .the
dank to hie dry lips, lin thirstily
gulped tka,ii the contents.
"Ah! tltat'r the Mutt '_ 1 feel more
like n man now," he mwtter.d thickly
ne the last drop went trickling down
4419 thro•It. "1 like whiNkey with an
edge to i(-suthiti thrtt'H pet new life
in a corm'. I'm Wirth a Merit dead
mets thle mined. and I'll down ole ('y
(irately yet or know the reason why.
1 reckon he'll by worry he didn't con
flsoate that flask of moonshine who
he had the chance. 1! It warn't fer
that bullet Mt my back I'd feel 'Moo
('a chipper ex ever. 'Mit I kin pull
trigger With the beet of 'em yet
',mime wee ; whet. Is my gen 9"
Reaching (44W11 Ile drew a heavy
,rix-aho4ter. from his limn pocket and
incline o penitent It intenithm for action. Hi
Nte`I-gray eyes glenm1(1 with the
blil,'tuI glitter amen In the eyes of
wounded snake or a weld
44.beast n -
47. Tiler+. ware a smile on lite ("tee-
the crafty. tlndIctive smile of a rav-
age ly Ing ill wait for his prey o
gloating over the suffering of lits vic-
tim tied to the torture -stake.
A little brown besot ntightt.i on n
twig above his heand began cheer -
ily singing, but with a '4•4140 of the
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Iuuti
Mal get impatient oath h
frightened It away.
then n Lu:•)rd wise' lel 111111 ':
47 4,e
head, et'nnning with hungry *yrs the
earth below, and lam the W4nndma
m n
p) fuel up 4111W It Iwo h•ok1 Ino
eardonlc laughter.
"Ha. Ia, Ma ! Yell Horn old ( y
1lrandy out with his gun, as y h
tl.ny[Lt he'd left s..in.. grub for yell
/nisei the -road -.behind him, dip ye r
Well. yeti got fooled that time. Ver
dinner ain't quite' ready' ter yell yet .
an ''[wont t>P till nee Cy glee bac"
He ratmed Id. revolver Le' n lev 'I
with 111) right rye and ..quint"d sten 1
HW
r n/ong- 11 .aang barrel. }'or, felly'
n minute he held it time, rind then
dropped It to 11141 side with the e-
d�m :
"Hand an nerve an .11 may Pt ev r
fer the time bean', an' now nil 1 risk
of the Lord In His mercy nn' good-
ness is to send ('y (%randy beck here
to glt bis deserts -nn need him qui k,
before the effects thatlrl,Rlne whiskey
y
works nfff 11+► laystrength
give out. (telt to save It nil now er
the final cllneh." peened Miring cab it'
A half hone pee.
the wounded tan neither stirred er
CANDIDATES NOMINATED
FOR PROVINCIAL ELECTIONS.
111(11114.
Addltog loll ... ...... .........
Algowa At' tee t ... ......... ...... .
Brant NorlNorte••- •••. •• »
Brookville ....
1uaw3r4 North► ... ...... ... ... ...
!trace Ceutru ... ...
lirue 44041 alt .....•
t'urlet4u ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Uhxa4ul ..
Durham 11'e•Ia ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Elgin East
Essex South ... ...
Fronteulw ...... ...
tilettgarry ••• ••• ••• ... ..• ••• ••• ••• •••
(trey North •
Urey' liena(4 ... ..• ... ... ... •••.
LiberaLiberal.,F. Wortwall.
Burt.
.: D.
..U. 1'. eraluuu.
C. M. Bow Mail
,Dr. J. M. Stew ere
,.. W. U. limYlh.
..N. klokard.
Dr. *4111ulair.
John A. Auld.
W. J. S1dbley.
D. M. Mcl'1►errwl.
A. (i. McKay.e
eleorgo Bennie.
Urry Centre ... ... ... ... ...
tlalollmaud ...... ..................
liartingr East
Hastings West ... ... ,.. ,..
J. W. Helmer.
1. Hyrkl
Fred. llewIleac11(,1. J. '1'. (lurruw
:teeth1. A. 4441841.•
'futon :teeth ... ... ... ...
Ilene' Sepia ... ... ... ... ... ».....
Lalublu4 Wert ... ... ... ... ...
Lanark South ...
w ... ... ... ... ...
Lubton 4aal ...
Lemnos
intimlu.....,.
MWalese'x Weed
Matinees -ft North
Murkukn
Northumberland Fart
Norfolk South.....,
Norfolk North
Ontario, North
Oxford South
1'erth South
l'urry Sound
Pe•1
Peterloru kart
l'rtupe Edward
Simone EEast
Mlulco.. l'i'ners •»• .
Stormont
Vieterla West
Wentworth North
Wellington West
S'aIlLngton East
Wellington South
EwaYork Et
York Weed
York North
M. rt. Ma,bde.
le J. ettKLouun.
W. H. Taylor.
Dr. Bridglattd.
W. A. CI'tarltutl.
,E. C. Curpeuter.
W. J. Koster.
V. 14tock.
Milton Parr., h).irph E.Ig:tr.
J. Smith, --3•-. Clwrter-
..W. Anderson, lir. FurFurthI. A. Clapp. L. P: W lllla ms.
.1. B..Tudh em> . __ It. 11 el app.
..P. I hl v 'Neon.
D. It. McLennan. 1. MFl augldan.
..S. ('. Wood. S.
R. A. Thompson. 1'. A. Wardell.-
Dr. Stewart. lamer Tucker.
J. M. (ahem'.
John Metre.. 1. 1'. Downey.
1 I. I hl awn n.
W. J. HUI. 1. W. St. John.
If. Lennox,
L!un.erta(lve.
Jame* Reid.
Dr. tsillleIy.
D. O'Itrleu.
U, M. Jerwyll.
If. Clarke.
It. t':uuuu.
UeorAe N. Kee.
('..t• Brewer.
J. 44. I,ulleglier.
l i. 11'. need.
Ur. J awlPruu.
1. B. 1.uoar-
It Iclwrdw(u.
M. 1l. uurrlstjt
Jamie'Joie' Beck.
W. J. Hatwa.
1'. Mo('alitme
1 evrwcalleu.
E. Jetsam.
Phonier l:ug.l•h.
1). F. Stewart.
A. A. Mnbaffy.
lh. W41I"ughby.
I)r. Snider.
Sutherland.D. Sutherland.
11'. 11. Hoyle.
E. J. IMvla.
FRANZ JOSEF'S FAVORITE TALKS.
IN POPE lE0'S HONOR.
Twenty•Fifth Anniversary of
His Elevation.
CALL ISSUED TO CATHOLICS.
The 144wcLel Iurutnittec on the ..1le-
bratluu of the tw11
ruty-fiftli 11uiter-
sary of the elevation to 111e pw)Uf1-
,nto of Leo Xe•
111. have iteuerl a ep414
b
appeal through the bl'ops to the
('Athollc world. Areh't
blsliop ("Volutes.,
of Toronto, Our received u «h1y. In
part It reads:
"Au extraordinary event appru.lclu'r
10 give Joy to the ('barcb of ('hrfat.
menthe n few outhe and the uulverrul
father of the faithful, 1114• `1."('rrlgu
I'ontIff, Leu X111., will liege', under
4Nlue favor. the twenty-fifth year id
a pontificate that will reunite seer
lour In all agar,
'1\
") IlerelYe leas beauty of order,
which will naturally be resplendent
in the manifestat;unr mi((r1 f we many mil-
lions of hearts, %D through the
•
vitality of ('hrlrt'i, heart 11111), the
work of ('41111011e (vng elidew, the
Primary 110m1111 Skwtrty of Vattern,
•
lnterertl, mud the l'owmlttee ter
Homage to the Redeemer have been
formed In frete•rnul union under t1t••
presidency of the cardinal vicar of
His !Wilmer."
The cumwlttee goer on to anuulend
Nperial acts of devotion.
Continuing. they say : "The 'deter..
e[ cuwlforting the heart of the Holy
Father has further g aided us 117) these
other deeigtlw for w'hit'e We make it
fervent anneal 11) all Catholics. •
"1. The object of affection for ail
must be the cathedral church of the
Roman Pontiff. the art`h-lla.11ic:► of
Set. John Lateran, to tate vault of
which certain repairs are 'urgently
needed. Here we make re1pectful
upopcal to the pastor,' of all the dio-
ceses that their privets', yielding to
tlalr paternal int Italian, would deign
to set apart for the •lime purpo.4e the
r(ilre'ndlum of OAP lunar. Tads the
venerable priests will be able to re-
nd( Into l.4" hand.. of the bishops, who
will prement It with a list of nub-
merthera to the Holy lather by marine
of the cardinal vicar, Prewl(1ent of
the committee,
3. To the slaters of the fe'Inhle
InetitutIone, the Catholic ladies of
rash anti story diocese, by .their able
and 11101141 work they prepare In all
of poor churthea a special display of
marred vestment', to be afterwards
distributed in the respective (110-
('(•reN. 4
"*4. For 'hr ...cold half of April
of flu' year nee, it liar been de-
termined there should take place
at great pilgrimage of taw Catholic
world to the tomb of the Apoo.tleI,
nerd the feet or the Pope.
•' 4. The Peter's Pence lit these
said terms quirt be held rather ad
H. *tweet and necessary, nay, almost
is perceptive tribute of faithful chil-
dren of t11e Church to the Holy
Father, than an an aims:.t coneoorne
In aid of Catholic missions and other
greatthattworks Holy Church may always' hint,
etter
provide for the many nee.la of ',cold
and the greater ,lifftimion of faith.
On the approaching occasl,n, there-
fore. pet Catholiee be more generuue
than usual In their offering," to the
Holy Father."
The Signal
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STRUT THURSDAY MORMIiO
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Trans of gr•••,1.1101i1
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Ore month. to d•.1„0
Throe
fee mooed,, -.
UW feat.
Advortl.lug Rat«•
Las•l and came mewl tot orset.sealata Ya
yaw Ono for ar.11444.14410'. y, l I ee! Yrla
few .144,44 ••,bleu wool. Iuwrilun. OMNI NMI 11.
• eon yaroll •, .le.
Bosoms* c.rk of da Mies .nd umber 414 M
year.
AdrertWmen to of I.o.t, four&
Yttunti,w,. V.»041.[tee aL). w
114.144«4 ('hard iru•w W u.4, not
liny. noap.1 ppm otod►►
am;lsoadu•ee Ii ..eta surd sr.rta•
aa 0 14 Leto.
ma
•d4enl month. I.r.r ,ion io
Any special notice. 1Iy 4,b.'
promote the pw+ouI14ry
44.1 or °ampul. to be m
moot and charged soon
Local nOU.w In 1umps:I
word, no nada* lth.. 1fbloom
Local uoUa». Io oat
conts per word. N. too
Ncanoso for chum►ea
beoreoloo1 la.tltutl ws, half rubs
lease{°germ allots to Mothers on the
(Bare of Little Ones.
Babies cry because they are sick
1)r in pain, and in aluewt ,.very came
the sick Hetet or pain id (nnr.el b'.
44util,' die,ril.'r of the stom:telt or
bow I. Fermentation and dreompn-
litull of the food pro•.luce n boat of
iufanlil • trluhles, such int griping,
retie, eoaetipation, diarrhoea, ..lapid
fever, indigestion, etc. Proper .11-
g4wtion of the fool iN neceu,'ary to
the maintenance of life, and evacua-
tion of nerd tip products and refllme
of dlge.tioe is necessary to henith.
The lemon to motlterm IN, therefore\
•
that the Ntonlnch and bow.'lw should
b.• carefully watched, ante if baby
*ries, or in fretful or crone, some 1lm-
pl.• vegetable remedy 4111onid be given.
Mnthrre Mould never resort to the
Nrrrnllr'.1 "moulding" preparation) ("
inlet b:1hy, n44 they I:Ivnrinbly con-
tain mtupifyIng opiates. Baby's Own
Tablets will be found an Ideal medi-
cine. They gently nlot•e the bowels,
aid dig"wtlon, and promote mound,
healthy sheep, thee bringing hnppl-
neer to both mother and child. They
are guaranteed to contain no poe41on-
one "mouthing" stuff, and may To
given with nheolnle anfety (de41Kodved
In water If neceneary) t'• children of
all Agra from retrllent Infnney, with
net nNuurnne'. that they will pronpt-
ly cure all their minor ailments.
For the benefit of other mothrrm,
Mrs. Alex. Lnfnve, Copper eiitt, Ont.,
sa,ese__"L._would .ad'Ise 1111 molter,'
to keep lrll4y'n Own T:ihleta in the
house at nil times. When i begun
giving them to Illy baby he Wall bad-
ly constipated, and niwayM crows. Ii.'
is new tour months old. hair not 44.`1)11
typlr,dpll with newatiptatktn glace L
gave him the Tnbletu, and ha 1* noir
nlway4 hnppy and good ..tared.
Mothers with croon children will eas-
ily nppr.cinte retch a ehnnge. 1 en-
dear. 140 cent,' for two more boxes
of the Tablets, and will never he
without them in the hole. while i
town children:'
Baby's_ _Own _Tablets are sold by
drnWggints or WWI'S Milt by anal:
poral 'mid, at 110 cents n bee, by
n4llreulln4 the Dr. Williams' Me11-
1lnn CO., Dept. T., Brockville, Ont.
Meerut* Clerk Known Elopers.
The y using dolphin who elope tr.
Chicago b.fore stopping to have the
knot tied steal Into the county buRa-
-.. lust awl tato the marriage licen1w de-
partment with an air of eoneeiuua'
ivaon'rn. The young woman la nl-
tt;l,1'N under the Impreselon that site
,N bring followed, rind not infre(ptent-
4)- Malvin at till door no eta to keep
nal nlitlo(te eye Ui the rnrritteor whets
Ler lever procures the necessary
Papers. And all the time she stands
then she feels the eye* of every clerk
1n the room upon her and grows mord
vomit-10ls nod more worried In con-
Me4111en1e. She polls at her glove".
11,1(11 are, of course, her hent gloves,
enol straightens her ha(, which,
while not a bride'.. hat, Is an Pleb -
mete creation never before worn on
week day. Of cairn" her father
helm* comes; he never was known
to pomp; but 1t Is part of the ex-
(•itement of the elopement to feel
certain that he will.
Thi' Young man 1. brave In his re-
quest for the lnitrrlage license; ens
might think he won In the habit of
stetting licensee, but the clerk. who
Lan born is the Remain bnglae*e foe
year.. knows that this 4m his first.
"Walt and 111 show yod how f feat
'em," he whelping to new clerk who
1w standing near. Then he rens on
with les qur*lkming41.
" Neter' 1" " Age 1" "Neale of elie
briefs 4" "Age of arbto r
T6P Init 1x the fatal gn'ut11x1, the
Proem atnm+hlea, bluilies, anti finally
eimferwrs he d.w.n't know.
'W'ell, net 11Pr," gay* the elerk, mul-
cting toward the girl In the door.
The 7cans man looks .nrprl*Pd; hw
evidently thought th• girl had passed
n
t
n
w
a
t
r
head
47
r
t
h
k.
I
r
r
r
f
I
n
ippke.
til.. eyce were MU (dowel. but nil
lib Orient tet* 01111 011 1MPme1 was broken
13wMrniy the
by thin sound of a borne's hoofs clot
tering on the hard Ileo".IAI4 rnthr
w and rapidly app�c
spa wirPre: qts wvmM•d man.
laptaatly 11e wan all attention. 1f.
turned hes face toward 1
owa d1 pin 1Prem
wlwas,1eh the horns
priming. sort ell Me faceltIPU wrought
up to the high141 teIl*1n were suntn
ed to entre. the "lightest nomad.
Nearer nn.1 nearer 110Wt the AM
44100, hln1 f.s4t.41tepo until tinnily 144.7
}(niton neer the "pt where the man
nna the plotod lay waltlnR
"1 th('wtght en," glr'rfnlly 4vh11pw'ree
Ihp wonnrled man to hhnsrlf. "1l'.
OM or &randy ow h1. way home.
Some (Invitee Towns,
The following (41 4144' p.pnl,ttlnr/ of
some of the pending town,' In (PP'
t)M•t ' increa*P.
4,2.N) el
8,141(4
1,6141
4,4169
11,516
2,14(1)
41,7714
9.210 e 65E1
2,(117 1
7,057 M0
2,225 211
1.111 293
Joliet _.... ...».
mil/me/began ...
Sit Jerome ... ...
FraOPrviSe
Magog
Coin tlenob
Granby
Rt. Hyneinike
ttiellison' ...........
Sorel .......»».
Nleolet
Fa rnhnm
^.illi)
751
844
1,116
2,063
1nt•s» ".... ... A9SI 2.14.:
1aro,litinti 11b821 1,661
*Decrease.
FRAU K.ITIIARiN.1
S('iIR.tTT SIGNS A CONTRACT IN 1.4R14 F1)11 .1
TOUR iN THE UNITED HTATH44.
Parley. Aug. 22. -Fran Katharine that the Kaiser hen no intentienr to
i.4ehrntt, formerly- the beautiful altar
of the Bnrg, nr wart, theater In Vi-
enna, but for Numl years past read-
er to Emperor France' Joseph, tins
Just signal In Carle a contract to
wake a tour of the United Staten.
This news Is a surprise to all who
know the netri4*, nx name years ago,
at the request of the Emp1r"r, Nhr
r.linqulehid her historic career and
became a epeclnl companion to the
Emperor and the late Empress Elisa-
beth. Rcporte have been circulated
that ahs determined to put an end
to the Court gossip/ of thepiedsea•
son, which rondo her the morganatic
wife of th.' ruler of Auetrla.
It wan considered wisest by the
Euiperur and hermit in ',triter to Ntmp
the et 11 tongues of her enemies and
to pacify the erldulou4 In tete empire
that for n time at least she should
letvc Austria. This brought Frau
merry again."
Explains Deletions to Emperor.
Not long shyer Frau 44ehratt gave
thlo statement to the rreno' re-
guruing the alleged morganatic mar-
riage :
''The people who made up them
etatiments know neither not 1104
the lllurtr.ous permunage of whim
r
and they mwho hen
Npwaking 1111
never thought of euc14 a thing.
"In tniking of my relation. with
Emperor Francis Joseph one must
not forget n third personage who
had n deciding influence on those
mint knee namely, the late Em-
press Elizabeth. The high-meulwl,
noble lady was my molt gracluns
patroness and friend. In the Im-
rrmt ("Attalla by mental and bodily
pains which drove h47r from one place
to another it warn n comfort to her
to know that 11 good-tempered,
light=honrted woman eb,ere.d her
husband up and gave him many a
plenen tit and harmless hour by chat-
ting with him, relating all Norte
of nnecaOtis and 'dories, nttend-
hkhrntt to Paris. As elle b of an attend -
lien In the morning walks in schen-
linet gardens while taking 111s
active temperament tto life of (Wife Carlsbad water, and never *buying
nes,' In the French pfl tat dlwagrleef her extraordinary position Iry in -
with her, no mile m., Intl when a (ethane in Intrigue or pu.hing pro-
11pratn11..4mercan 'theatrical men- reg.!.
niter made Ia r n flattering offer to "'An empress„ however magnane-
mpemt n e(•ns('h lir two In America. mons nnel noble -minden site may be,
In regard to the reports ril4tnv'
to the Emperor, mhe 'mid:
"That', all nonsense. The old
Ka Mer IN n a"ar friend waw, (mini in
me nn agreeable comptnien and a
good render. What 1 Aare leen to
ItIm of tato 1 4'4141 also when the
Milstein wad .114,.. 14114 loved me art
much nm del her hushnnd. 1 know
Thome W110 have climbed ,tuuliutnl41
precipices or viewed the Burr 1-
eig cesultry frotd the Nil 1111 of a
lofty ,,INe'rvatory or building need no
reminder of the ecosntion.' that over-
came them On Knell Well 1110110. The
desire to leap to the earth below has
been well nigh Irresistible, and after
their return to the level of the earth
u w14nelder at their recap,' from an
awful death has peeked ever them.
Somewhat akin to elite Jeweler ie
that which N'PIIIN 11144o411(ply ler
leech a dungen:mu objre1. In tunny
cigar Kle.ree there tare little auto-
matic cutter.; provided for taking
the lip off of the cigar by 'imply
pressing the _,end into a p 11
retold (,ening about the wise of
one's finger. . ft is enrprlatng -how
many n. to will peke their fingerm ae-
librrnlrly Into theme cett14'u, al-
though they erg perfectly aware
that them will have a peeps of the
flesh nipped off. Any cigar roan who
141411 un.' of these cutterm on his ease
will tell you stories of such people
that Will enrpriIP you. There aPeulr"
to be a strong tendency In the hu-
man race to "monkey with the buu-
gatw."
A phase et thin Nubconeclone
Nt 414rltny-11m 1l might h•• *all,'d for
want of n better name -line (leen
developed by the use of electricity
air n utrchnideal force. Many people
hare n drKlre which they hardly can
control to touch electric nln(•hinere
or wires► 141on when they know that
the wlrem are charged with n dewily
current and (lint to touch the lunch -
Manna iumtlnt death.
Fear the 'temptation.
An electrical engineer, in nitrating
of tide strange Impair,', mays: ' 1
have known In.tnncen where ale
tticrunn octually fait to turn and
run from n nlnchin4''to prevent 4444
Ing way to t1hfe peculiar Influeuci.
Not long ago n man who Wan em-
ployed to Kit ilea watch the switell
hoard In row of flee-bendeat danamo
'rimier fell n vitae)" to the influence.
AN h.' felt the desire. gen-wing .treng-
er li.v moved him chair back from the
bard. fawtend of getting nerd to
the work he became more nfrala
of it" Enell nay tfie ltlnttrn to'
walk up 4141(1 talch one of those
Nwitch1ards grew "tron.er. At the
rest of two weeks the young man re-
1lgtevi hid plane. He could not eland
the ,1raln. It required ail his will
prover l.4. restrain him while on duty
anti at night hie "terrain syetr'm wets
110 upon( that 14P amid not sleep. He
realised that to tondo any one of the
'twitcher' iefoxr Urn meant lii�llaft
arntli nerd Isla only enfety lay In get-
ting away from the board alto-
gether.
"I have 44) 11,111 ht that many death'
fro.n elect rle'Mork are brought .boat
In this way. (n en Idle moment n
4)Prnen will eat('h right of n 41w•itch.
a wire or mottle other hen411y- elutrg'd
4.11 .J nppnrntos end n .Orange de
sire to (nail It calla POMP carr I,IM
In n moment of wen.tnrwe he given
way to It and the reenit 144 'meant
death. We frequently real of ne-
dentnl deaths from .4',•trle *hook*
when there le no apparent rPnson
why the rin(1m *hoped have touched
n live wire. 1 believe that 411)4)11 en"4N
are nttrllwltnhte directly to 144* in-
fluence."
A wooled.n nlwnvm hall her Sinn*
Mona (d a man woo never Iles to
remains on certain gnentiong, 111414
every thing. n woman. Is it, them!,
tom really pa..111e to believe that
the Empresa Elizabeth would have
honored me with her grace nna eon
felceer 111 such nn extraordinary
Way If in her thoughts even the pee
.IbllIty existed that after her death
1 might marry the emperor 2"
an' lin went.' to make mire CM dead,
Waal, he'll find imt 1 ain't '1 della
es he'll Wueh 1 w41w when ha m(lck.
1 . name through theme hllmhP'."
lilowly, Tminfnlly, he rnlN4'l h'm-
-sadf rot We loft e1 uw. The exertion
trent the red life Mime! gushing
forth nfrewli from the gaping wound
In Iden (sack. hut Ito iwedrrl 1t not.
((la whole mind was Intent mea
the movements of hie enemy. Ills
right hand firmly gramee the Steck
f p volter with him
Subscribers woo tall to rose' re Tsui (t M
regularly by m.el 111 ono in a fe••Or w
euat ping us of rho will
.< « ..r17 • do d
yOos,bl..
When a Minna* of address U qqM t
the old std tie new add reel .houhll 41. gM�
P.bll.4•r•• nett es.
J. O. Le Toole!. of °Merida. •. ap
pointed Loma' Travelling Agent Mr alio
,Alps of Ooderlob, Colborne Amisg.ld nal
W a w ano•h.
L ooat poatena.t•lv ova I1. 4{ieµtrant aSelies
empowered to r.wtr. •.Wertpao.m au TEM
Mon at -
AB mom au*loatlec, most be mideeesed
D. Metilleeryigeibm.
l l.phvoa Call 70.
THURSDAY, REPT. 6, 1901.
• VILAVWLLINO OVIDK•
041.1ND TRUNK RAILWAY.
Milted 11.0 &m.
11 .11 and Exmoor. IJ) pm.
Nixed -1.f pea.
Idea sod 'miner aaw&ww p.m.
DV4*T.
Mall and 6sprese... 1.t� en
Mali .nd Empress. 1.10 5J..
M1..4 xx115 as
DZ!(TWT11T.
114', NICHOLSON. D.S..
lvl•
Ustrsal t7a•�ps•
Rnommo fav lest Odea.
pGaoolldal Ftlloor. W .ill a. 1/ewt a
gY Yemen 1*Mr ssee. .
"Otitis elope( on '4
1 p.or. front )any W
Y. WARIERL. suer.... -let
fer all dental °pewit
.neural Until s •
et and !guar* Ire
Unt.ednowl on
1 p. 111.. from near
Telephone No. 70.
Into the basilisk -like orbs lwhlnd
the plat"!: then a shot rang mut,
the owner of the Ideated face and
llIod.h.,l eye. pitched beatify for-
ward (termer the body of him 'elver -
rimy. the walling ideal gave n
,itnrIIel short Sha galTope., rider -
lean away -and two men were left
dying by the roa4Mde hn.tead of
OAP.
Hees in a Horse's Meath.
" the heavy r• According to the London Ornphle,
randy forefinger grimly carem*•ng while n termer wan at work In a
no. tress.'r; lib lips ware prP,ewe turnip field TIPmooed
0 Arbroath, n ewnrm
tightly together; him P714 gleamed d tae'" mooed over hie berme' hand.
ltrlghter. more b411efnlly than ever, The nnlmnl opened Its mouth nal the
and hen whole nttltilde wag one Of. qunn asterad tt. Ill* ►1Pe*
Int salsa. ne'rv'ous expwclnnry. swarmed mend. and am the horsy, In
The welting man heard tit., horse- greet awry', again opened Ira .math,
mato erring to the ground with a they dartee In rafter the queen. The
trwngger and nn Ont$. • home, gnlemppl madly 'Owed the field.
Then heery footstep' nppronrh„4,l with the plow nttmrheel..1nt11 It fell
ednowda► *•ere•Ons sl.
tuner im,U4iet'
0 44 411J17-.11)1 Al.
l armi .ppm. r
eta
�1. use.
a'a ea W
r Vw . r mil
alt. -ado! aalarnMae. at
001 . looivaive.
Y. TIIRNBt LI�D.11Jri ...L-D.z
1h. Mewl,a eeatd PN hl • m 1 Odd 2:::=2:::=at•ll1olal Leath w4nL4,a .e
ha.,.'. S{,a, l►1 aWaMYun elm to Ike
v.Uea of tb• nelemna teeth. 0Doe
Lean's .ow Moot_
•'e/1a4r' 11,1.041 e.q Wcdre,•day 14has r�o.144
1 p.m. from 44.7 tf Oulob.r lM
ncluvo.
Lteom-
1j4M.PI Oa(eu vee • >is�
le sitar.
Ida[ l use+.
41q
1
O. JUS1IlIilleO �♦
• eiWa .tom►'.
lone. Ufaous< Ce m ae,
ao>•
street" Uoderleb, flat q,
1)R(li`tl (moi e •a►Ik'
Iicitorr notarial `
Mo p4.10 Good. t o v.Se 4 . rr et.,
door nand si. odflows e.Ptrivate Funds to
W.
eat
PROM) ft. ft. (.
�
ARROW a 0 tfgl k4,„ J
T AJ kn'nwya, lee
•
1 he "met whore he lay. the Minima
perIed. and a hlnntP,h roogh-
henrle,l fare, with hln(rlahot "yrs.
appeared In the opening.
-(4..1 Cod' n&Ise yet, *ll'-'-nre "-
For one horror filled Instant, the
bloodshot optics (lased fasoleatel
down exllall*ted,
( ountlee Ili. Coml.
'Did toll ever get ton eh.reh fnlrl'
"flora
"l.row• ant hing 7'•
"M) religion."--Angent Smart Het. her.
T. Garrote.4tk. ,
arra a.rewkItleegibl
_.-
pH!Nireary Fe
sods --
low mew ‘lsr
nl°:RfBt74f
eta.
bl� Dm}
cif Alt. BRAG=- lsAllA
lolbr, notary y
on Hamlltrm deck ro.u4seosre
and
mortgages at I per
Pmint.
hetero.. ieuHOWL
1►otaa w4/d.
0. WARD.tb(VE' M.M M•.
of • enum4•(wo for t.h,1ng
Moarnlmaness of bolt adlavIM a•�Ylarr
Dons, d.padLlonS or solemn d rr
e.newrnln`` any writes, omit w r
tie Hbth Court or Ju•U1*. trio
for Ontario, sr Is .147 tomtit es
.Dort A U t,.n14. o• ed P. 0. !I� ►.s�
eseoutod. R«kl(iew sod P. O. ..00�• •e•
gnomon. One
IF
-LOAN[ AND *M*O•A41O1 .
D'1 Txt L-A
Di d Pvtvaa. a1�
asiwaw saw
eve rates and esD,.aoce11(Iw.
Apple ta arrow •
1,in
4 • nn, e, Mal lista[. and Moser ,ealre•a
Ara nt. Only drat -ohm► torryyMntle 1114y, eM:•
Mowry 1 , leu.l on atrelight ,O.D4 .1 Om krone
rate .4.4,1,,"t going, 111 •uy w t• wit the
borrower. (4 Ica: li„nwtd dura [nam Bea
Wt etre*.iU.l•y1Pb.,, �j�an
Wart
--r-�•.iaY.r
AlleTIO!f 'MING.
f1 '1104148 OUNDItYl
Vel'ntor, e1erlerlet,
to in any tart of the em,un
i011N KNO O*144
H L •IlOTI0gaR
4,4 and Land 1.Wntnr. Oodort.ts, ;tot. Han
ill(' bad eotmaldwrflry erpd/lsaA 'n taw Ws
.ansa i's: tout*. hw N Ie • PO,.4441 1p db
eb.rge with thorough n4l.fgaltle. .8 sew,
5,111.414• snlrnM.M an him, (Aare -
Ilu yton's )ioiel, or stmt by mb l l.. Ms
ppodsrtsb 1'.0.. cawru117 at imagist is
KNOB, Comets A.°41o.eer•
IVCFIONZKR AND
(Int. Saba atte.dod
17.
Tilt: .tl'1'IC 1'IIiLOSDI IIER.
Sofa pillow,. err marked de wet.
Many n nen line Mel his Ie pulled
by a iterated..
The man whet reinsert to me a hay
while the nun shines cuts no ice when
it fre('seg.
No. Mand,', dear ; it wchdal no be
nbolutely accessary to, ge to rt
in order too tare year vole,. tried. -- When we do have fine weather
some people lake n delete! pleasure
In predicting that It won't last
tong.
The wafter Rhombi aro get tipsy 4)n
lie tips.
---
The milkman aelaom gets Into the
cream of e4, elety.
41t takes' n lot to .ntisfy the aver•
note man with hl', lot.
Home people seem to think that the
golden trite Is to get rich.
It Mime a ort of posh to RO1 to *41*
front, even In a erowdwl etre.% Oar.
'The e4ntnmptly who drinkm wile.
key teeny do. Mop a strong breath
le *pita of weak lease.