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The Signal, 1899-5-11, Page 6raNFESSIONS TO MY DIARY. CHAPTER I. Musk - Dime - June toil 111.-Tlreru ,uoter at oue hundred In the .bade, and up to hen• ' erP-I e zoos -s esa>!'-wews, I- r1n bnagbie, If I may Judge by the state of my shirt, sleeves. A clieerful cli- mate is which to eek a anus to spend Noe best days of lilt lUe, for the vis- ionary ' prospect of surviving twenty years' service mei retiring on ha pay. If It were not for Janie, 1 could Mond it Here we are, cooped up In an old Dutch fort, with three miler of desert plaid between us and the ma; the very house we live in built on the remains of a cemetery; the ruined grave.' of whkh stare us in the race every time we look out of Nut drawing -room windows. The fees quoxuce of which 1s that Janie would lett may hi the house by her- self after ibtr!•ior .try earthly con- edlefgtkru: and U she cannot procure a it'uwle friend to donee atteudance on 'ter learn, -I am cut oat --tar my bachelor elite rtalnment . Not that I whit to (veep )gin; for from It; It would be !land If I could not giro up cone phwxtres to exebatrge for such a wife :as mite -but I Wave found it awkward at timer. Then we have no sos•kty but much aa the regiment astomia; and as a married man I am. of ts,untte, not so muoh at the mess a■ heretofore. Altogether I mihtn-Sunda is not ilvely ; and my wife is the only creature who takes tt bearable to I don't wonder that the whole can- - tonment voted me a lucky fellow when I obtained the promise of het hand, The first time 1 ever saw her r at. the house of her married sister - .the wife of Denville, of the 44th. ince ordered to Burmali-I thought her the pretties`, most lovable little wpman 1 had ever seen ; and Aprtil* the twelve months of our happooOatrled life. I hair had no reason to alter my opin- ion. Janie is all that a man could possibly desire in a wife ; and so I tell myself twenty times a day. Never have I stern her face clouded with pas- sion or 111-ltumor ; whatever I propose to do W invariably the thing she has Just been wishing for ; she. never din- - sent' from me either In opinion or de- sire; she never even meets me without the same quiet smile, which has de- servedly gained her the credit of being such wory sweet ouj g woman •" Into a man's affections and to remain these; for who with a heart could bear to wound the feelings of one so sensitive and pure? 1 don't believe at, this moment. In all the length rind breadth of -India, there exists n hap- pier or more contented fellow than my self ; and If we only hnd'a little more society, a little company occaslonally to turn ourllrotughts from dwelling in- cessantly upon ourselves, our life would leave nothing to beet sired. Dict --bat what,my Janie ie the world to me; still. a woman is but a woman after all, and the clays are apt to become monotonous. WOO; horrid Mushin-Bund* !could anythltig reconcile me to a llle-long es- peitriatiort in a place like thi.? 'The vel, thought le desolation. Jure eta -Two days ago.I was eom - paalnlrig (4 the lack of weep -hale to be found In Mushln-Bnnda. Thle evening I feel inclined to write my- self down an acs, and say that my fool)ehness has returned upon my own pate, Tor we are likely to have more company than. we care for. I was in the veranala thle intoning smoking ,and grumbling, and as f turned from the contemplation of the glaring compound to where Jane sat in her wtblte drew', bending over tome letter she had just received, I deckled she was the only cool thing within my range of eight. The dogs were lying panting on the gravel with their to gme.'out. The constant motion of the flapplug punkah did not apear to do more than stir the heat. Even the quiet easy-going tailor sitting erasiete Red-atmy'Toot; nr pro- ceed with his work unless he dipped his black fingers every minute In a bowl of water. Everything looked hot. horrible, and eticky, except Janie her- self. But there eat my cushat-dove- half buried in the flounces of her mol' lin dress -a fair, plamp..plaeld little e woman ; the effect of heat on whom le only to make her look more white and cool, with her sunny hair drawn off her tranquil features, and her calm blue eyes riveted on the open letter which she held In her hand. None of your passionate, raving, storming creatures title who nearly squeeze you to death one moment, and stick a knife into you the next ; but a proper sort of woman for a wile and mother. or m 1 choose to call her' and I really 000ldn't take my eyes off her -moon- light beauty, until I want roused from my reverie by hearing her plaintive voice exclaiming: "Oh. dear! oh. deur ! how very un- -'-it---fortamatet What ever Will the poor girl l ? " " O , whom are you talking, my dar- -ling?' I asked. as 1 cast away the remains of my cigar, and advanced to- ward her. " Of my cousin Lloane, Robert dear; Margaret Anstruther, of whom I have e n often spoken to you. i told ,you ubme time ago, didn't I, that In con- sequence of her mother's' death she was coming out to the care of our uncle, Oul. Anstruther, at Madras r " Well, what of It ? Has ohs ar- rived?" "No; but this letter la from Uncle Henry. and he la La mph a dilemma. He expected Margaret to he with hien four or flee malls ago ; but her guardians have delayed and delayed to .creno her out ; and now, just an he le ordered off to Chir a, to loin hie regiment, he receives a letter to Rey that .he *ill .drive by the next steamer:* . "And he will have left Madra. ?" "Yee ; and for mix nullities at leant. He does not know what out earth to do about It." And Nannie, in nn unomrtaln main- Mer, kept turning the (sheet of paper .,,..yQMPL am_(Jyer. lu hes_handie.. __. ._ He mast ask one of his lady friends to receive Mien Anstruther: ' i mug- reelgued ; but the nett moment 1 thought of all my quiet evenings with my loving little wife being broken In µpun ; of our cozy walks and talks,, and dr vee being done away with, and f tgeetrgd 1 dares, t . Must h3�'„ '0� said dear little Janie, almost ready to cry at my description of hd1P'lRra• stn. "Liming Is eery graoelul and etoeedl1fy handwoven; every one says mi. .Indeed. Unfrock dear. yes& are quite ml taken." ' Hire won't be hasdsume to me." 1 answered. appeasing Iyer with a Was. "aims she meat be eu differ- ent from yourself, Janie. Nothing will go down with me. darling, ex - tope it be gulden hair and a marble akin; and then they must be the hair and the Mtn of but one woman in the world," And 1 looked into the face of my cuahat-dove until I made her blush and laugh nervously with her tremulous happinees. Dear little Janie! lied keep me ever true to ! " Why do you call your • Limner instead of by her proper name?" I asked, as soon us the billing and cooing episode bad &wewhat subsided, and we had lei- sure to revert to the subject under discussion. " Margsnt L pretty enough, and the other has no cou- neetlon with it, let alone 11. signifi- cation rendering it very unsuitable for a lady." At thle question my wife reddened ; but atter a little pressing. coufeesed It was a nickname which had beeu bestowed ou Mien Anstruther at school. ' die is a dear, generous creature. Robert, dear," she pleaded; " but Mgt a 11111• hasty. or. atlas*. she need to bre ; but of course she will have got over alt that by this time" (nut ser sure, thought I); "and we girlie used to call her ' La Donne' just for fuu. you know, and somehow the name suck to her. Oh, you should have seen her in a rage !" cun- tluued Janie, warming beueath the recollection ; " her eyes used to flash such glorious fire, and she didn't seem to care what she dud. Once, when I offended her. she flew at me Juet like a little cat, and bit me on the arm." And Janie laughed softly at the remembrance. which made my Wood bull. "What a she -devil!" 1 exclaimed In- dignantl , as 1 thought of the fair flesh * of which I was so tender, lacerated by the teeth of a gaunt school -girl with vicious black eyes- "1 should like to have caught her at it !" • Then Janie seemed to think she had said too Much. and tried to retract. "Oh. but Robert dear 1 she et• claimed. "she is very different now, you, know ; that happened long ago; and though we still call her Leanne. It b seldom tbat she ever giver way to her temper. I have not seen her for some years ; but when we last met we had not a word together during the whole period of her stay." "And bow long may that have been. Janie.?" "For three weeks ; and she was so pleasant and kind. you can't tihik." Tlsse weeir,b....L peesoed -la to spirit ; and we are to endure six months of the company of this lady who ie called Llonne, In compliment ment to the amiability of her disposi- tion,'and bites and scratches like a eat whenever she is offended. 1 began to think of clothing myself and- my wife in mail armor during the period of her stay. no that we might be W. vulnerable to her attacks ; but a re- mark to that effect to Janie seemed greatly to discompose her. "It 1. not fair of you, Robert, dear," chc' said, with knitted brows, "to take my oonfedence 1n each a spirit. It 1s all non.ense to suppose that Maeyaret will bo like that now ; she is a charm- ing girl. who le universally admired." "I am delighted to hear It," I re- plied sarcastically. "I hope, however, Meat she won't take a liking to me; or -Qat. 11 the does( she will keep lier charming teeth to herself." ' I dare soy you won't be troubled with iter long," exclaimed Janie, with a degree of excitement which I fore- saw would end 1n tears. "Margaret at- tracts lovers 'wherever she goes, and we .ball have her engaged and mar- ried menet likely before t(be has been many weeks at Machin -Benda." "Worse and worse," I Inadvertently replied. elf I thought that waste 'he the end of it. Janice I should cut and run at once." Visions of my brother officers loung- heg about the drawing-rc,m all day, and marling at eaoh other like rival curs - of a weddlrg, and all the paraphernalia and fuss attend- ant on it -made me give vent to the horror which I telt In the anticlpa- tlen. "Ah ! you didn't think 1t all oro hor- rid a year ago!" said my wife, melt. Ing Into the promised tears; "but i suppose you have forgotten that by thle time, or wish, perhaps, that It had never been." The conclusion struck me as on- reweonable; but when women arrive at that stage they are not in a fit /date to be argued with, and are best left alone. "It's very different when one plays Bret fiddle in the oaee, dear child," i answered soothingly ; but Janie wart no longer In it humor to be soothed. "I don't believe you think no, Rob- ert," she said ; "and as for poor LI- onne, I'm sure-" "Oh, for heaven's 'eke, let's talk of something elm than poor Llonne!" I answered hastily. "I'm mare we've had enough of her for one evening, and, for my part, I'm getting quite sick of her naMe." It was a foolish, unthinking speech to make, and Janie took It so thor- oughly to heart that she walked away from my side Into the house, and had cried herself trick and ill before I had the manllneels to flied her out .red ask her pardon for, my rude- ness. and women to try and like her cousin for her stake. I must be "more careful of Janie. She M not strong enough to endure much emotion ; and eine tone me so tenderly, that the least etemiclon of unklndneo, ori my part up- sets he.r. Well, this le the first shadow of a disagreement that we have ever had; may 1t he the lest! Thet It int oc- curred on the subject of Margaret An- Ivtrutber, le not likely to increase my predilection In favor of that young lady. June 17th. -I did not go to led till late Inst ovr'ening, for i was vexed at what had taken place between myself and Janke. and could not readily eom- poso myself to steep. However, i &el so nt last, vowing to endure nil the eotwlne In creation fastened upon me for all time, sooner than bring another needle." tear into the tenter eyes of done so ; for Janie, who hi not. goner• ally "peaking, what is termed quick of obeervuutiou, saw the change In my countenance and commented upon it •'1'uu lkin't like the notion. Robert dear," she saki. In a tone of disap- pointment "Well, Janie, I can't say I do; but 1f t must be. it must be. What does yolr uncle say ou the subject ?" "Ile says it would be a great con- venience, of course, and that he does not know to whom else to apply. or he would not trouble us. And Mar- garet and 1 were at school to- gether, Robert ; we were brought up quite like 'sisters; so it would seem_ strange U she were to go to any one else. And It la only for six taeaths ; end Carle Henry says that lie does not expect us to be put to nay expense about It, for that he "- " Olt, blow the expense!" 1 Irrev- erently interrupted. " When does Colonel Anstruther leave Madras, Janie?" " Next week ; and Margaret Is to arrive the week after." " And what arrangements can he make for her joining us at Mushin Benda ?" " lin. Great, a friend of 1i1., has offered to receive Margaret on her arrival, and to keep her until a steamer Marta for Isere, which will probably not be long." Very well. Write to your uie-le and say that we shall be proud to give Murk Anetrutlier house -room until much time as he may be able to reclaim her." "And you're not vexed about it. Robert dear?" -.aid Janie, timidly. I stooped aiid kissed her. "Not n bit, darling." I answered gayly. "Half a dozen cousins could make aim difference to our love ; and as long as that remains unaltered. i care for nothing dee." Upon which my little wife brightened up again. and prepared to write an answer to her uncle's letter ; 1 111 another cigar, and resumed my -old position In the veranda. I told Janie that the stranger's me ; eeali .Rachis dtifterwite t of me ; but I feel that 1 have not spoken the;troth in saying so, ,and I blame myself -for thinking as strongly as I do upon the cubJect. Surely i am swayed by prejudice. After -all, supposing that Miss .tn- struther does remain with us during the whole of her uncle's sojourn In China, where will be the great mis- fortune of entertaining a young lady for a few months? and how could we have done other'wlse than offer to receive a friendless girl" arriving In the country under such peculiar clrcametances? who has also, by Marriage, become a connection of m own, and been reared In such Intimate relations with my wife, ma to be looked on by Janie almost in the light; of a slater. It would Lave been quite Impossible to act otherwiee; therefore. I feel I had better make a virtue of a necemlty. At the same time, try as I will. I cannot bring myself to look on the anticipated visit a. ;,-..pleasure, al- though I am Bare that much of my prejudice Arise. from my wife's in- nocent praises of her cousin, which. prove Miss Anstruther to be so op- posite. in appearance and dlepoeltlon. to herself. that I feel I shall never like the girl Well. I was wishing for more enclety in Mushln-Banda ; and now I shall have It. Some one to chance attendance on, and to mind my We and q's before, for the next nix months; and U I haven't had enough of society before the end of that time. it's a pity. Warren says Its all nonsense; that he had a Vw -t friend of lila wife's once staying in the house for several weeks. and that It was great fan; and that be - fere Mies Anstruther has been with 1M half that time, I shall fook en her as a sister, and forget all abodt my res and q's. I laugh at the Idea, and pretend to agree with him ; but It Is of no use; a presentiment of annoyance for me seems to cling to the time of Margaret Anstruther, until I *ish I had never even heard its sound. How- ever, as I said to my wife, what must be. mutt be, and the beet method of evading a worry is not to think about 1t Hasner aetld than done! June 18th --If anything were areas awry to make me take a stlf'YurtWer dislike to the idea of our expected gueet, It would be provided In the fact that Janie and I have, nearly come to words about her, for the first time In oar married life, "Come, darling," I said to her this evenneg, when at last the fierce eat had sunk below the horizon. and it was paslble to quit the house; "put on your hat, and let sea have a Ilttlo.trod in the compo a ed together ; we may not have many more opportunitles of walkheg alone." Our compound," ea the ground sur- rounding an Indian bungalow M usu- ally called, le nA•large. piece of unculti- vated land, sheltered by lanky cocoa- ntrt trees, and carpeted with burnt -up turf from end to end, whereof is cut a sandy truck, which we term our car- riage -art re. Janie was ready In a moiment. and up and dsrwli the track of sand we wan- dered. arm -In -arm, Inhaling eagerly the faint breath of sea -air wafted to us from aerate the plain which separ- ates us from the ocean. "oh, Robert, dear," meed Janie cast - lug up her pendve blue eyes to meet my own. "1 wisp 1 had never written that' letter to Uncle Henry. I am more mare erery day that you don't like the notion of Llonne "toying with us," i ean't think what put the letter or her cousin into my wife's Mead at that particular moment, for I have not al - hetet to the anhjeet for several days Pldo' he would,. $hero were It not for fir Iona a tirnre: But a six mornthe' visit Is tco much to except from any . banger. If Emma were only here, Uncle Henry would have rent Star - slava ar- sret to her." ' It le certainly very Inconvenient" I remarked carelessly. I suppose, Robert dear." .all Janie, In a dnhlone and hesitating manner,- "I snpp are we estuld not of. fes to take In Margaret till uncle Henry returns from MOAT" rmthbd. Tlie Idea had not present- ed iterdf to me before, and It was cer tslnly not n pleasant one. 1 hope 1 am not of nn Inhospitable turn ssf Mind: but the prospect of hiving n perfect "stranger located beneath one Toot for such & length of time was $ 7thing but agreeable to mme i re- fiatebrereot Janle'e want of eon. eptalnn.hip, and the many tinier" 1 had Iasi to rewlgn the society of my hrn Oar officers on her aeconnt, and felt oampotaed, 1 Malt sr brother officer, Forwtlr by maim alau mounted, and !Ohm time 1qW appareptly 1n the same dlreo- ' Wl ese are yon off to fro early r 1 fi s% are bowel the OsIreoh, fry and get a sight of1 my Dellen, who 1's to ore to Burmab b her. Wei you come with toe ?" "I1 1r willsav 1 run fur• I am cO my way to= Mia. Amsiralbr. my wife's oxusite" "Lnielny d� 1g r' - maid leer's tor. Se 1e nue of MOM tallows who imagine that nit age or elrcumetanoes are anOlagie to prevent a man admiring a pretty woman. 'If all I have heard about her frogs Duan I. true, you are not likely to hare your b'-- eitilm t 1u'Sem:self whtlat _ML. Anstruther 1. In It, Norton." "Weil, I shall go wt of 11, then," 1 answered, not over -pleased at the count[ u( never being left In Peace th Janie, "Duan says she's beautiful. 1 didn't know you expected her It the (Os- trich. He'll never believe now that 1 went on board with the intention of reeling hienstif." "Hy must hevfe but a small opinion of your frl.ndeldp for Iilm." "Ah, yen, parka ppaa ; but ,this le not an or dhutr cis* on. From all I hear, Norton, Mims As•truther must be --- you'll execss my saying so --a regular oee-and-anter." "Indeed! Toa know more about her then I tict 91m lies not been above a weatU teat days to Madras." " I know; but Dunn wan in- trooiuoed to her in F;rigland, and quite excited to find idiot she had tome out, to the country. Will she remain loom with you?" Till Ootaael Anetruther returns from Cblme. I replied, with an In- ward elate Lucky fellow!" repeated Forster with a grin. "Don't you well he may la his venerable focus there?" � t1k1 not feel equal to purouing thus conversation in the strain which a ur- ster evidently expected of me, and so I triad to. Lora tt. "The this is *very high to -day," 1 remarked, an we role into the fort, ami come b MOM u1 the sea. By Jove! so 1t Isi 70.1 ye.terday It barely wastrel tee landing quay. What a .e11 it would be, Norton, N some day thee sea, with its changeable Were wap to take It into Its head to overflow the fort and 1Jpod the eau' toament !" "How could On.' I exrlaimecl; h'teet- 11 The idea to ridiculous, and as rldl- ca lour my feeling annoyed tat 1t, for I have never heard it mo rtes by any one before ; and yet 1t is not plea- aaait one; for the plain is so very level, ani we have no protection what- ever traa m the enere -temente of the oc'een ' Weil. I don't know," he answered; "but I think I've read of such thing. ornnliln" -19e 'a reglinfi ' these poor devils It tlu'fort. though, wouldn't it 7" =- "Don't talk of aaythlog ao horri- ble," I answered. ` And then we bailed a boat; emu dkfrom-rs ountlug from- one hoes, " gave them Into the charge of their na- tive grooms and were soon dancing over the sunny waves. It .was dancing with a vengeance ; for the cmwcurreniW are au various. that at gat moment we were driven a long way out of course, and the next shot beck again In the opposite direction with a rapidity which threatened to upset the frail structure to which we had trusted' ourselves. Mean- while the Ostrich 'steamed slowly In- to sight, and took up her, station at the usual distance from land; whilst we beat about the luarirw for more than an hour. wondering If we should ever board her ; and half afraid, more titan coos. that she woald dere. again without our having aoeempbi ed it, But we were successful a let ; 'and the first ',eject which 1 saw on reschhig the ,seek was the figure of a girl, setting apart by boreal( 4t a distant- and reserved manner, which I immediately singled set as that of Mims Anstruther, and the sequel prove! that 1 wan right "Is Mlw Anstruther on board?" was the query which Forster put to hie friend Dunn, as they met at the head of the gangway. "Yee, she It," was the reply ; "but I can't say I've seen much of her. She seems very different from what she was In England fast year. But I think she hetes th1.'country. and-"_, "Dunn, this Is my friend Captain Norton; allow me to introduce you. Mrs. Norton Is Miss Anntruther's cou- sin, Dunn: he has come on board ex- pressly to meet her." "Oh, yes, of course; -very happy, I'm snot,^ mid Mr. Dunn; and is consequence no further allusion wan made to Mise Anstrbtber's likes or dislikes. Meanwhile i found the captain, and got him to Introduce me to the young lady. It was a proud, cold face which .he turned toward me as my name was mentioned to her, and the hand she offered lay very- parolee is my gram', but she said all that was pleasant rind polite, and inti- mated that her luggage was ready to be put into the boat. and the to follow me at any time, so that there was no reason for delay; and after 1 Juni amerred her how eag- erly Janie w:w on the kookpout for her arrival. and rile had bidden adieu to the captain, we prepared to. re- turn to whore. We were obliged to have Leo boater on ne'c000t of the lug- gage; and what we. my surprise to see Forster slip okrwn niter us into the mond, ns. Umoegh he were one of the "Yoe party edeserted the company of your friend Dunn very 'quickly," I re- marked to him. 'The °welch does not lenve for nnotber bona. 'thought you were going to breakfast on honed." thought doling le e answer - ern enelesely (he lint been talking of nothing eine on osrr way there) : "hut perhaps 1 is better not -might name the boat. yyou Ree. which would loin-, awkwarl. Will you tntrxiaee me to Ml+, Anstruther:"' ('Ie be Ommtlmmed.) BALLEY1 PUNE fNUIT EXTRACTS for purity, strength and flavor have me ogral. An Emergency Well Saddled. my "Hasan, hors'/ a two column article etreAat-dove ; and wan wakened at rt Ye r tk'nmwt eh{hi,c Yeirnswe>robier"++tlrtr9twwwlf�lpJIhe��mrct "whether f like it or nota of littlesettee tont the (enrich (the steamer ler pore h and read It to you whsle you aped° up the beds" Hese )rimed s Liniment in the Honae. Sadden Recovery or Speaeh. Several crone have lately been m- oor/led In which thndnmb have been renewed k ` awchy some suddeoe Patten, n and violent chatter,Col- England fornnd votee mids)en- ly w abet time ager after a ellence of twenty -thins yearn the shook helm enured my the Illness oi. iter_ Joined the $II,,S HIRM. (homage W. Kell, who for the last fifteen years had been manager of the New York Clipper, le dead. The Right Hon. Mr John Robert Mowbray, father of the Britleh House of Commove miners 1898. Is ,lead. Yeller Ourtln died at Manlwakl, Qua, y,usterday evening at the rip. old age of 108 years. consequence. There IA no alternative; therefore we mum beer the infliction at heat we testy. Thank heaven. 1t will not he for ever." "But yor are not to look upon it as nn infliction, Robert," sold Janie, as edwe relnreszed my arm, "became, di- rectly you .me Margaret, yon will like T enrngged my Mou dean tn'redn- los"Rot Indeed you will," eontlnoast my little wife, with, for her, a mat on - • $2401 rn- iI lay 01 mem;_ "You don't know how njow.lawkig Ow to; tall sod alight with law, dark eyes, and-" Yes, yes. i know," I Interrupted Impatiently. " SI x feet high. and gwant as a enh 'scree, with flaming tenet eyes end heir, And n templet - ion like Spanish Mittel. 1 know the .Ort of woman. Janie; you've de atoned her to me often enough. The less moot abut her beauty the het - ter.'. "But she's not a bit Ilk. that," which we expert Mier Anetrather to arrive) waw tekgraphed from Coseran- Arnet and would be off Musbin-Banda In the course of a few hours Owing to the agreeable pe- eullarttree of the place we Ilse titw Owing to the pleats agreeable ablere c eliari- was obliged at c one to TIM from my ben, and prepares 4) reef -town to the fort tom torrent" how laches of such a na- ture that veeenls sys.rmot come with- in a eowupie of miles of land; rand if bolmbe are not ready on Mair arrival to coatis .JIa ase wkwrw, they carry them an WI Jsrent eeremnny to the next port f seamed Janie with finerintinned, begged and prayed of he lust toy sit alp More of what happen _agnrred hew that 1 tn- tennt to be ali tbtt tr &meanie, and t aro 1D 11be sass t'nu.I 1 &a mnsti an mho lk7we sued her of gn Into re s.)la'Ikshabl�1 full of game ra- irar mhildl.h sac. ra- de*, • with smlbe, and homing in ex - pe etetArai of the omit meeting. . i timid my norm out of the mar. oetet Poodle..hilkn, 1 JEWELLER'S CASE. ¥r. B. 7. Colwell, of Windsor, tells Now Dodd's Kidney Pills Oured Moue After r gills polpea WJutks ir, May 1. -In no oity a Oen- win hors that cefelrated moxhotn.,, lkxkl'e tipsy Pith, won it brighter record thou in Windsor. The cumber a permute cured of deadly Kkdasx. Dee mem by Dodd's Kidney Pills, In this tete, is .urpttstarly large, and In- i-reasosv orally. (Me of the lI&o K. to testify to the uwugkn power of ikukI's Kidney Pllle le Jeweller R. F. Colwell. Nu. 1) OuelWttwt street. He ways: "I Mite en- dured, her two yacht, the greatest ttwttrve, from back -ac -Le and palm; in to kolis A puffiness eyesore' under n ry eyrtt, nayInnis beetul, and my urine won of a dark, urtuatoral color, atxt had or1o'r. "1 tried maty remedies bust all fail- ed too help ms'. Wheat I entertained aisle 1 lend Itrl ,lst'e Dlneese, I be - ramie thoroughly ralaannetl. I was told of the elfkue y of lkukl' Polls, in all Kidney , diseosea,Mid 1 n to bite them. ' "After the first few thew, I began to 11mleroee The inin left me, my steep became emend, puifbteee and bloating vanLdu.t, mp urtm resumed his normal condlt,-n, rent nay health gradually boo usmr' all 1 meld with IRs to be. I meal only a few boxes 51 Dodd's Kidney Pllts, hurt they cleaned my system thoroughly uuglely of that dread curse -Bright'. Dteeawe." There Ib no entre o1 Bright's; 1lasatrw, Diabetes, Dropsy, ('.tut, Grovel. Stsale to the Bladder. Rteeimtttsnu, Lum- bago, It:,se:aes ofW„mgi, tar any other KJ.Imey deersore. Witt Ihxld's Kidney (PIIM will not, core.. laat,l s, Kidney Pllls are sold by all tImerglade, at fifty cents a box, six boxes *2.50, Or .Cot, en eseelp,t d pp Lw, by The Dodds iledlclne (o., Landed, Toronto, Oat. Wanted He Hoses A `cotob farmer, celebrated in his neighborhood for his immense strength and skill h athletic exercises, very fn'iuewtly'had the pleasure of eon- t•'n,l,nk with people who came to try their etrerigth against him. Lord D., a great put/ill-Mc amgt1r, went from ',mitten un purpose 10 fight the athletic rt'ot. The latter was work- ing in nn enclosure at a. Att. distance from hie li tt *• when the noble lord arrived. Hi. Lordship ted his hoar, to a tree and a,klreaaed the farmer : "Frlend, 1 hare heard marveltoue re- port: of your (aell, and have come n cadealettettleseethielieedemeeseere las lite artier wrestler.:' The Scott:I nuate without answering, seized the noble- man. pitched him over the hedge and theft set about working again. Wh-n Lord D. got up: "Well,' ,odd the farmer. "have you anything to arty to me?" -Ne." replied Hit Lordship, "but perhaps you'd be good enoueh to throw me my bora,."-t.-,ndon Pub- lic Opinion. Catarrh Osdsot be Oared With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of • the disease, and 1W' order to cure It you must take internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is token Internally an,l arts directly on the blood! and mucous 'orisons. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is not a quack ma!lelae. It was prescribed by one of the best physlctans in this country for years. and 1s a regular prescription. It le oompoeed of the .newt tomee known. combined with'the best blood purifier/, acting directly on the mucous surfaoec. The perfect combination of the two ingredients Is what pro:lnoeos such powerful resulte In curing Catarrh. Send for tewtl- monlAls free. • F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, To- ledo, 0. 8011 by drugglate, prlow 75e. Hall's Family Pills are the best Wltegay "Cot" .Next Ohne. A recent dlecusrlon at a dinner ta- ble whether 'gotten" or "got" were the preferable participle, receival a practical volution, at least for the telegraphic eervtce, from the expert. /trice related of a college professor who peek/eyed-_ gotten - - --He had telegraphed to his wife: "Have got - teen tickets for the opera -to-night ; meet me there." The telegraph opera- tor rendered this Into: "hare got ten tickets," etc. Mrs Professor was delihgted with the opportunity of entertaining her friends, and accord- ingly made up a party of eight be doer, herself, whose greetings to the professor at the reedezvous were pro- bably more cordial than his feelings until matters were explained. Ile ,sow makes an exoeptlom to his customary 0911 of "gotten." Port lenlgrnve, Jtme 5, 1897. C. C. RICBIARne A CO. Dear 8Sra`-MINARD'/S LINIMENTS my remedy for u410. etc. It L the beet dtdment I .have ever meed. Mrs. Josiah Hart. A Good Reason. Mrs, Dunk (in the mlklle of her rend- ing) -11 that 'embumest beef;' an they call It, wart so dangerous that it killed the common soldiers that ett It, It seem.. to me they" have some of 'em tcmtifylm' about It. -Farmef dunk-rWa-al, 1 epose the rearm they don't is boas them that was killed by tilt dnrned stuff ain't In a Pw .tion to testlty, an' them tat wdani't killed by It don't know whether It world have killed 'em or not. Miller's Compound Iron Pills; only 211 cents for 50 times. Not a Sportsman. The other day- a man of holland, armed with a Shotgun, was inireuing a poor, lama quail, which had been IlmpU►g leisurely along, about ten Why, Wllds'jagcr," called out the farmer, who Was watching the pro. needing., " you're never going to ehssot that darned little ehleken walking." " Donner and hlitzen, nein! 1 no remote him veil he valk. 1 vast nntll he rhtop,," maid the Dutchman, and Ise did, too. Pale rhombi raohily when Mm ltlern Cbpounll ►wttriernwhenI'll are tenon. NO closes 25 rents, Well Pot. "Your Honor�"sessd a centricity(' crim. MU JO The& Cowing In New York on Thursday, "my children wi) gaffer ifam tent wife ai n ito preen. Think of them." Judge ('owing., reply may be armmendel to all conn p'rweei "Tow expert me, a perfect mtrangs.r, to hare morn eonsdderatlsn for your wife and tun hks than you have Why didn't you think of them r' -Safrole Express. Fruit .t The weak, Hunte eing hAt Solklted, reload boa mom tilts Clover �ildwoo S Amada on Conslga.s4.It. Rua II. It AMAguI, Plenty or Plunder in the Job -Rome ittariling nom* The Velem/ idnitirlie$ taYleg the mem 1s reboot the mom In ail ars trio. Our own bill pruvtdsr for 0s.. director, :t00 supervisor., rend one en- umsra'tor for every 4,000 labs/Manta This dinette- and the supervisors are �p bIted by the President. The dir .&far, tlluugh enter. Lhamtu iedlsts dlreetikei u1 the ®eons* ay of the In- terihr, le the herd of a oatens uftloe created for the time norpssary toe Ids work. 18.sainaoaccording to the Twelfth Osmium till., 1s only$5,000 eutnum. The salary of e 1890 t cOur we.. *6,000. Why the new 1411 ghee the 1900 direful. -a ler eatery for more wlork J• not known. The sonervitote are apportioned among the meloWw Hltaters and Ter- ritories, and take tluMr omen front the dlresetor. Mach supervisor eon - Weis a district. lit+ separates his els- Ork-t Into subdivisions, or blocks of 4,000 perilous melt, and amsoi tin an enumerator for swell sutrtivWuei. With Hawaii, Porto Mao, and the Phlllp pine. erInchnied in tote 1900 0 40,- 000 enumator. will be needed. Pee enumerator le allowed a maximum u1 six dollars p day. Tills will mean aloof $=40,000 a My for shirt days, or a cost of perhaps $7.000,01 just bete- the n enovrita -eeare--ibe--}sepia and nppiy the lnqufttgrlal Promise - The bill provides for everybody In the nemsula of s, from tdla ._director to the charwobain. TMre 1M au moo tent ohrector, at000; five chief statdstkisns, at $8,000 each ; one (hoof clerk, at 52,500; one stenogra- pher, at $2,500; forty-five clerks, averaging $1,200 eat-li ; an Indefinite number of clerks at $720 each ; a oapt.•stn of the watch, at $840; two meesetitSerr, at 5800 .nidi ; a nla- terrdng eller', at 1,000; awl a num- ber usber of helpers classed a• skilled labor- ers and unddlled liborere, the first at $400 end the latter at $240 mol. The total gf these figurers shows that the home office of the census �A* hea.Lru'rt.es-wilt orcnt about *100- 000 per annum For the pus Ret starting this offke. Onngr *§ions placed at the (Nepoleal of the Secretary of the interior the cum of $200,000. The whole ecwt a taking the cense of 1890 wag *6,400,000. The census o1 1900, however, will wet fully twice as mw'h--dor there are more (Ines tioori , ask and mese people to ane suer, and a mulch greater area to rover. -Leslie. Weekly. Heaven to be on Earth. It 1. th c gens-ral teaching of ('atholic theology that among the scenes and places of man's future hab►tatlon will be tila planet, not as we have It now, with Its winters and summers, with Its biting sloe', and enervating atmos- phere, tmosphere, bat ns It will be atter the great ellor.oefolpdpeerale whoa. aoaoratl.g to the clear teaching, of Holy Scripture, the world 1a to he deluged by fire, and in the terrifying elements of fire the world is to he renewed and owner. Mod. The world will then be trans. fo rmsd Into a mens of ehangek,s and enrparsing loveliness, a fit dweiling Mae. for glorified man. -Roman Cath- olic view as explained by a Jeselt 1. iltrnahoe'e Monthly. Our 'Yourself of IthernmatuhM. The appllontkxa 01 Nervillne-i10i - pain cure -which putswsess such mar- vellous. 1s,wee over all nerve palm, has proved n remarkable Roots In rheu- matism and neuralgia. Nervllineaotrt op the nerves, soothes/ them, (levee 1si1n out and so gives relief. ?Try it and be convinced. Illegal Echos, tWllrasts. - - As a result of the visit of Detective neaten, of the Attorney -General's Department. to /Sturgeon's Falls. ao- oonline to the North Bay Despatch. four hotelkeeperw hare been fined $10 and mets Mel; for Illegally hav- ing moose meat In their possession. and at North Bay James Conslneat ani P. Tulips have been fined *10 and costal or 40 days for having secretly sold moose mot. There are several other easel 10 be dis- posed o!. NM MIT mops isposr let bigsk Never Interfered. True Mormon .smiled placidly as he leaned rigatnat the front gate and iii timed to the noise r>f tonflbc$'-lehich floAtesl out Of the l. "Aren't you 1rlgJiteoanaai ?" cakes' a neighbor. No. My four wive. are Nettling 1t among thenserlres as to whieh of them is really bossing one. I never Inter- ferre when tide dispute occas 1 s>lsoly take a vacation and enpy my- sef. , BOSTON LAUNDRY STANCH Is for shirt bosoms, cuffs and Dollars. When a dog barks at night In Japan the owner is arrested and sentenced to !York for a year for the neighbors whose slumber. 'nay have been disturbed. No matter how little a man may ts- lls've la religion, he &torte Irrevernoe In worsen, HOBS HARDWARE OO., , LONDON. • BINDER 'V.I. Lo1-1„... TWINE. 1 DEALxI$ ASA TON QUOTATIONS. ISSUE No 19 1899. They do not complain of anything in particular. They eat enough, but keep thin and pale. They appear fairly well, but have no strength. You cannot say they are really sick, and so you call them delicate. What can be done for them Our answer is the same that the best physicians have been giving for a quarter of a can• tury. Give them of Cid-Liver Of! wsth Hype, phosphite:. It has most re- markable nourishing power. 1tgiVCi CQ1,9L.t0.jllc.tiJood. brings strength to the mus- cles. It adde power to tit nerves. -ii--means robust health and vigor. Even deli- cate infants rapidly gain in flesh if given a small amount three or four times each day, ,s...ed e,.AA; all 1iss. S•:OTT a .taw.. 5, Ouisi.e. Terosto. Noce •ary Presauttoas. "Whitt are these pegs ell "ter yes Zack yard'. 'I've' ordered .ome trete , Ited 1 ,sots than• !,eg1 down to show , y ode where 1 de'n't want them pi„• ted" ask for Kinard's sad hire no out- Onlyone man in 208 le oter i (tet Irl Mght. , FREE tors e 0..re L s —.51 rl .,.. r •e� 'i rrbraa orae ase. a..a Os sera mown'.. age ■ 1Weinft Koko Health Drin k Cure,. I sy.;,ep•tt notetttut.•s is. sod out's. A lar ;r, Ogg se.ke• 75euea. For sale by All Kra en. AA far It. Agents wanted Bend lee for .ample j IGkass p epntd ROILVO Y PU. (JO., Tomato, Canada. (lather buds YD 1 o, mot o sake wow cud Ddldotes And heal,,- DIiD><LION WI ` he. Only two 'seeediest seed, to toe Edi ss coali, grocery : , ate•coaly 14 de to mels. b_ • pwiab tusl lest oily 1t cenea At dress 0. Whittaker, ISO setlawd terser. T. mato. Can. DTOPRPl 1(8, read to mole ler fifty rte mangle ef se Rottle with ppara le icr. o~ariMean wwealsd. Reid. vauator, Brost" Own PERSIATIC SHEEP DIP and ANIi1AL WASH. The only remedy that will positively cure scab. It destroys the patches of Ilvlhg bacteria, re - !levee the pain and Irritation beak the 'toren and makes the akin whole and sound. Perelatic Sheep Dip 1s Invaluable for re - fleeing the animal of all vermis -flea., Hee. ticks. Insects, etc., and for the care of all akin IIs - oases. Do not he pot off with a. Inferior artcl t the beet. Per z$adc Sheep Dip and Animal Iriodronever iron X{ goer nest- ers or from the manufacturers The P:ckherdt Renfrew Co., Lim- ited, atoaffvtlle, Ont. F EF ! We give this fine 4 Blade Pearl Handle KNIFE for selling is of our Bright Light Chemical LAMP WICKS at S cents each. Simply seed your sddrewsad we will rwerd wicks pat pear. When sold, seed the 6o ossa end we will send tis e, with ell chugs paid. Addseu GEM NOVELTY CO.. Toronto. One - FITS jr)�e rLT Ct Rot Dr, enveea Nene eer.r. mre is awrMereee noir drat days meed . M Area -Knee, P1aM4e11adt' res,, far Aad fres b tf1.1 tuft.. r/7 sole by ). A, Aare . 17ns: No . DAmw, honored. One 41- its (<Me"sew'e Orly. le • save Lr K eoye i eremedy. 4 It set , Mimeo ide. athe ins RwM iO% als bet es eosh scl ars mtone ea e1mM the 11/011110 erTrry CO.. ZIA o* aed Ees1.9•rear., r sseeeeas.a bOaeMa ASK YOUR GROGFR FOR IDDV S. " EAGLE " Parlor !'latches coos, do. do. do. loos. ..VICTORIA" do. do. 68s. " LiTTLE COMB" " do. it do.: The Finest In the World, a No Brimstone. w .., J. - J. VIPOND & CO. and Produce Oommission Merchants, MONTREAL