The Signal, 1898-12-8, Page 7a
yet, MAD GARDENER.
e bharm shall w• lay re h 0 �.gs.. cold
se hitt st length in Ents abreuct
bithotes tut blazon their beauty told
▪ diy little sadism that hardly can hold
I heed erect la a crowd? 1
,tefdly lily sad queenly rot.
. wooed sod trellised well,
hi 11131"1
t fe blows,
'o�o trodden dale: knows
lere the dew of hl. teardrop fell1
-Marion M Miller in Criteria .
IN MEMORIAM. -
the tightly closed abutters, the house be-
came wool, sod the books, the papers.
the stuffed birds mud the mauy pictures
and ublecta of taste begau to show
deur of decay.
Tbeu Mise Partridge Wok astep which
MUM have given bar beast • grout
wrench Except fur the caretaker's
quarters, she had the entire iuterior of
the house stripped and everythiug takeu
to her residence, and from that time her
visite W the house have oea.tid, but mien
wbeo the house was being strapped the
shutters were not opened, and it it a
Lot that for 98 years they bore re
twined tightly clawed.
Henry Hall Ward, to whom Mia
Partridge has remained so faithful for
so many years, was deaf the lewder. of
the New York society id his day and Iu
which the Ward family is still rept.
SIIInted by his cumin. --General William
et. Ward. wbo was au oiliest in the
United States volunteer service daring
the civil war, and Mr Charles 11
Ward; Mr Frauci. E. Wald, the 1st
ter's son. is secretary of the Seabrigbl
Golf club, and another son, Henry
Ward. 1s with Troop A in Porto Rioo
Henry Hall Ward was president of
the New York club in its early days,
when it bad delightful quarters in the
dIfillaigkrbouseLat_lute avenaeand
Fifteenth street. He was also • promi-
nent member of the Union club and of
the Society of the Clocionati, of which
hews. also treasurer The Ward family
owes Its membership in this society W
Colonel Samuel Ward, an officer of the
Revolutionary army. who we. Henry
Hall Ward's grandfather. The portrait
of another ancestor. Governor Richard
Ward of Rhode Island, is now the prop-
erty of Mr. Cornelius Vanderbilt.
Henry Hall Ward's father we. •
brother of Samuel Ward. whose son,
Samuel, was tbe Sam Ward. tamooe as
• wit, scholar and bon vivant. Other
Dousing of Henry Hall Ward were Mn
Julia Ward Howe and Kra Crawford.
the wife of the sculptor end the mother
id F. Marion Orawford. It seems • woe -
der that the novelist should not have
woven this romance, which be found
ready to band in his own family, into •
novel.
Henry Hall Wards' social position
may be judged from the fact that among
the pallbearers at his funeral in Grace
church were John Jacob Astor, Walter
L. Cutting. Johnston Livingston and
James Fronde Rummies.
Eliza Ann Partridge's relationship to
Henry Hall Ward arose from the fact
that their mothers were sister. They
were members of the Hall family et
Pomfret, Conn. J Pretsott Hall, bet
uncle, we. William M. Evart's tint law
partner Those wbo knew Miss Par-
tridge as • girl, so many year. ago de-
scribe ber as charming She was of
medium height, bad brown eyes and an
abundance of strikingly dark hair. Sbe
is mid. even now. •t the age of 84, to
preserve much of ber youthful beauty
Wbeo Henry Hall Ward died. one of
his friends penned these lines In his
memory :
Honored and loved. he p.esd away
Al sink. . summer's day to rest.
The brightest when the radiant cloud.
Of silent .rent.g g m the west
Does the woman wbo .till trearores
his memory think of these lines as she
gases into the sunset? --New York Her-
ald.
Ifx 38 years the bouts at SS Bond
eeF .e
specimen of • tine New York
limos of 50 years ago and long the
ly private house remaining on what
sows bunions thoroughfare -bas re-
lined cloned, except that • caretaker
own the basement. Above this the
ode are tightly shut, and • poll at
'front doorbell awakens no response
s bonne has. deserted, decaying look,
Eleven the large doorplate has grown
tarniebed that Otte nada with difficul
the Dante. "H. Ward."
Henry Ward died mauy yearn ago,
d his sou, Henry Hall Ward, then he
mazer= of the house. It 1e nnen fir
n th that the apple portioned Lima
rained slowed and, so far as the pub-
knows, unfrequeuted by any human
ing Yet around this decaying roti
nue there (Austen one of the most
arming romances, one of the moat
oohing real love stories.
One sharer in this romance passed
ray when Henry Hall Ward died 28
an ago. The other figure in this ten -
✓ drama, Miss Elisabeth Ann Pat
Age. is still living, at the age oil 84, in
Mose to wblcb she ams on • two
reek.' vi.it to an aunt 40 years ago
tars she has remained ever since, aur
wing all wbo were occupants of the
Dae at the time when .be arrived fur
fortnight's visit which has -now lat-
twascore ye•n The .ant whom sbe
me to visit was Mn William 0
arc, • relative of Hooey Hall Ward
n romance of their lives datesfnetber
ck than this, for Mi.. Partridge lived
ith Henry Hall Ward and his motber
Oil the latter's destb.
The romance of the old Brod street
rose dates from the death of the man
le loved sod who loved her; whom she
as accustomed to walk half way down
two to meet every day all •1r, way
owe from business, and from whom.
his death, .he Inherited • life inter
rt in practically all his large estate
at whom, for reasons which all wbo
ave known of her romance have par
led over, she never married Sonie ay
be family opposed the marriage uu se
cunt of their close relationship, for
hey were ooaein& Be that as it may
henry Hall Ward and Elise Ann Par
ridge furnished New York society with
romance for many years, •od lttd,
how those who have been in .gaiety
mg enough to remember the einem-
tepees love to dwell upon it and to
pint to it as • tender .boot springing
spin a society in which moob is thought
le be calculating, frivolous and vain.
When Henry Hall Ward died atSara•
We. in 1879, the executers to whom
Ibe bulk of his e.tate was left in trust
kr Mise Partridge wondered what dim-
psition .be would make of the old
Bond street house. Huainan was alreed,
ssgtnning to spring up in its ,ietn4'ty
It we. • valuable piece of rest estate,
tad capable, if improved, of yielding.
large income. But Mims Partridge acted
promptly and in • way which mon than
anything else, the could bate dews
thawed how tenderly the held her lov-
e'. memory. There were two servants
la the house -Mr. Ward's valet and the
totter'. wile. To them site gave strict
orders thief in the floors above tbe base-
ment not • thing was to be touched.
everything, even to the books and pa-
pers, was to remain exactly as Mr
Ward bad left them when be went to
Barssoga to die. The two people wbo
had so faithfully served ber lover dur-
ing his life were to remain in ogre of
the boeme. - ..
Further SIMS ibis, however, Miss
Partridge showed an intertest in the
home of her lover which .aped to keep
the romance of ber life fresh in the
minds of all who knew her Every day
abs walked down from ber residence in
Thirty-seventh street to the old Bond
street house and went through it seta.
tying herself that exoept for the mel
Iowueae of added age everything re-
mained exactly the same .a her lover
bad lett it. Day after day the louely
figure was seen entering the hoose. and
day after day .he came forth as if from
the tomb of her hopes. Only one change
(look place in the interior aspect, and
that change was doe to ber devotiou to
ber lover's memory To appreciate it
one must know something shoot the
boan and owe of Ice inmate'. hobbies.
This bones is an old fashioned brink
Adenine, with • basement three etoriee
and in attic with dormer window"
The iron posterns at the front steps are
unusually ornate, and the front door.
with It. old colonial columns, anpport
lug • quaint lunette, is a joy to the eta -
dent of old time architecture. The in-
terior arrangement" of the house depart
from the usual New York style of resi-
dence in that the moire are placed far
back, with a landing and a turn half
way up, from which a window looks
out on the back yard. This ghee Do•
aerial spaciorieners to the hall.. The tor•
• stare of the parlor and the dining room
back of it was of mahogany. not of the
heavy, cumbersome kited, but lighter in
P yle and more ornate. A conspicuous
festers in the parlor was a superb loop-
srd skin, which lay in front of the are.
Pia ase `f8atttel, gad a little aside
from either end of the dining room to
bye were two stands, on which perebe.i
parrots, one of which bad belonged to
Jerome Bonaparte.
Henry Hall Ward had been very food
of bird. Th. fame of the backyard was
anuenally high, wet hovered with vines
led lined with dovenote. The patron
bed doves wire great pets of Mr.
Ward'. After hie death Mia Partridge
bad them most carefully tended. As
sat by aloe they died the bad them
A FACE.
Ab would yea the sly ultras' fn?
11 lea flowery garden plow.
Where knots of brute. he.. sash draw
That all is work sad nowhere stare
u to. .Neat, delicious morn,
Where day Is breeding, more bora
It is • meadow yet unshorn,
whish th,.usad flower. do adorn
It is the heaven's bright reflex,
Weak eye. to dasale and to vex-
is
es1. 28' Ides of her sat,
Envy of whom duels worlds perplex
It les fee .f theta. that .tulle.,
Pleasing, though It kills the while.
Where death and love in pretty wiles
Bach other mutually beguiles
It Is fair beauty's freshest youth.
It la the feign'd Elysium's truth.
The eprlug that wintered b.arte r.eew'th.
And One le that my soul pur.u'tb.
-Thomas lampl.m, 'Seventeenth Century
AT THE PLAY.
"How funny to be here with you!"
said she.
lie started. The phrase jarred biro
It was at onee inapplicable aod untlig
nified. He turned to her with It paiucti
expression. '' Deligbtful, " "perfect.'
eertain inn ' 'oohs eltild ham din duo
-etti expreselons. rude as these, -ester/Hoe-
place ar they would undoubtedly have
been. A man may be teuder toward •
woman's rhapsodise about ber lover
when that lover is himeelf. But -
"Oh, oh, ob l" She clutched his arm
"What funny peoplel" The fatal ad
jective again! This ttme be- winced,
winced twioe deliberately, lest the
should mistake tbe first signal of die
tress as • mere physical infirmity.
She continued quickly:
"That reminds me -I don't know
why it renniuds me, but it does; force
of habit perhaps, because be hetes bad-
ly turned out women so -Don is op in
town tonight Did you know? I wonder
if we shall oome across him?"
''Yon mean Lord Kilned!'" younger
"Yon remember Dont"
Her glance, meeting his full, showed
some surprise at his obvious temper.
She put her hand out hurriedly, with •
pretty. unaffected gesture of sympatby
Nothing irritates a man whose liver
is out of order so much as being re-
minded of tin. "Wit. -The deepening
curves at Chinoock's mouth grew posi-
tively mid with irritation.
"Of course not Is anytbing ever the
matter with me? How your imagination
rune away with you-dearestl" The
"deemed" was • dutiful oonceesion to
the situation ; but, somehow, she shrank
freers it, her ardor chilled, the keerineem
of ber enjoyment marred already.
"We have still ten minutes to wait
before the curtain rives," be said. Ile
regretted hie cnstoniary after dinner
ooffee. "What if I took the opportuni-
ty of explaininst to you the motif a the
play? It is • trifle complex."
"I would be kind of you," she said,
with • little smile, but, notwithstand-
ing, her eyes showed some disappoint,
ment as the scanned the house. She
was longing to rpeak the meet Moak -
ties to which most lovers find it pleseant
to listen; to make ber bright little
oommenta and butterfly criticiems; to
sip to its full the eirsottertremoof em -
Dement enjoyment; to be, in • word.
berself-the creature of the moment,
and his own.
&be had looked foyward to tonight -
the find a her emancipation -with
rapturous excitement •'11 will be al-
iment as good es being his wife," the bad
confided to the married Meter under
whose chaperonage she was spending
the S4 hours in town, which broke ber
jourpey between her Gloucestershire •is -
it and her travels farther north. "To
have him all to myself for • whole even -
hag' To feel that I really belong to him
as be belongs to mei Can you imagine
anything more perfect?"
Lady Guthrie could, easily, but she
did pot my so. Sbe had only met Chin -
n ook once, and he impressed her as a
prig and a bore, and ?dargot's angry
disclaimers could not alter her eister's
• "You have to merry him, not D-
ein said comfortably. " What does it
Matter what I think? He'n well off.
which is something. At least you mu
congratulate yourself so far. No one
ean patronise you. Your women friends
wool be able to pass you on their tin.
becoming last year's clothing nor their
husbands' stale tobacco."
"Yon're prejudiced." Margot repl led
"All sietere are." Whioh in a sense
was true, for Lady Guthrie's sympathy
was openly enlisted on behalf of the
Doo Garrick, who bad adored Margot
since she trespassed hareficedly and
barefoot in the Kilmer. deer forept as a
HUI. child. Bat Margot. having eye
tematically dominated him for 18 yearn,
already felt tbe pleasure might pall if
long continued. "He bas tmen so pinch
to me all my life. It would be boring
for bim to become more still during the
rest of it I know him teo well -too
wen," she said, in excuse for her cold
hearteduess But at objections such an
these Lady Guthrie shook her head in
stern dieclaimer
" Wait.'' she said sagely. "wait. '
And Margot welted.
Tonight for the first time she saw
eamething of the reverse pide of her
new picture, the moves back Was it
dteloyal to wish that Mr. elhionciel be-
haved more as one expects a lover to
fts• ireeld Get Mesa. behave even In pnblio, that be shoold
When he was a Fl d studeiot. thn show 'tome Port of open pride a posses
late Sherman Hoar beoame St a)ajosk glad proprietorship? th.
lime. Tell me all about it agaip. 1 it
listen, truly. Do forgive me, Rluh}rd.
please. "
Her pleading broke down even Chin -
Dock's iodigeatioo. Bat his shirt front
looked extr.ordivarily stiff and starch
ed and white. rather like polished mar
ble, she thought, or was it only papier
macho? And Margot moved iu.tinotivuly
a little farther from bow as he oou
tinoed :
"Foremost in tbe nuke o1 our latter
day satirists James Lee Hoey steeds
unequaled. She it was who practically
founded the new school. Sbe Maude
alone. Her disciples Imitate laboriously
her briltirnt dialogue. her scintillating
epigram" -
"Her?" the girl repeated vaguely.
"Her? Wby do you speak of bier ae
herr Surely be is a m•u "
"Do you mean"- be asked. "1s it
possible thata living wouiauexists wbo
does not recognize the supreme tact that
ibis One of our greatest writers -1 had
almost said our one great writer -hon-
ored her ser by belonging to it?"
"I never realized that t0 belong to
either sex was a question $if one's owo
volition," Margot said quietly. "I did
not know that Jame' Lee Hoey was a
wotnen. olid, what is more, I'm not es-
pectel #y 01 the last: _ - � �-
The Littler Thiess Greet lies Dm
I like to beer steels' of the littleness
of great men. I like to think that Shakes.
pare was food a his glaas. I even
cling to the tiled that distraosful anal
orgy with frieod Ben Janson. Pomibly
the story may not be true, but I hope
it waa I like to think of him as poach-
er, ea village ne'er do well. denounced
by the local grammar school minter.
pa inched at by the load J. P. of the
I like to reflect that Cromwell had a
wart on bis nose. Tin thought maker
me more contented with my own fea-
ture& I like to tbink that he put sweets
upon the chairs, to see finely drawled
ladies rpoil their frocks; to tell myself
that he roared with laughter at the silly
jest, like any east end 'Arry with bL
bank holiday equirt of dirty water.
I like tc read that Oerlyle threw
boom at bis wife and occurionally made
iiimeelf highly ridiculous over moan
annoyances that would have been
smiled at by • man of well balaneed
mind I think of the 50 foolish things a
weth I do and soy to repeat, "1, too, am
of an Idle Fellow." by Jerome K. Jer•
cena
Mioeral wool looks very much like
cotton batting with little bite or glass
scattered through it. It im made thie
way: There are two streams of slag
(which is the scum from iron), one in
each side, and • jet of Hearn in be-
tween, and as the two streams a plag
meet the steam the mineral wool is
formed.
The blart that is need to send the slag
over the steam comes with inch force
that it 'ends the wool formed from the
slag flying to all parte of the building,
and *nom getting outside of the builn-
lug makes it look as though it were
oovered with snow.
As the wool flies around the little
particles of glees 'operate from it, and
as the slag was redhot the pieces of
glass are on fire, and they lopk like lit-
tle Mara flying around.
It is need for packing aronnel regierters
and between walls. It is a nonconductor
el beat, therefore it will not burn.
inflow' and planed tn • front hall moon
en the second floor. This 1. the only
Particular in whith the interior aspect
elf the hones was thanged from the es -
set condition la which lir. Wird ni
"Mr. Harry," as Mks Partridge wneld
sail hint in speaking of bins to his old
fervent,. left it
For many yeses the erettineett her grill
ten 'Mita and wondered through the
house whieb bad so many Mader mem
seta, aw 1W1r-ft* Sao Maisif had lived
there antil the death of ber loyet's
Mother. but with the lapse of years.
&melee owing to the hot thst ace
thy of ma ensild flud ins way thlOdelle
maker a epigramo One ending he Me
been indulging in his lomat style of
oonversation in the rooms of Profeesor
D., a man titer his own heart, hut too
apt to interlard lecture* ertth ap-
parently original witticisms taken, after
the manner of Meliers, wherever he
found them. When Hoar and • fellow
student bad left the academic presences.
the latter enthusiastically oriel: "Hy
"I wonder what made that Indian
chief give op and run. It's something
unions' with him "
'1 euppose," answered the man who
never acknowledges that be doeen't
know, "he hes been so need to sneering
o the 'palefaces' that he got rattled
ohen thee sent a detachment of celored
',top. ftmr him. "-Washington Star.
immediately in tenet of them there was
a gay, adsorbed young couple, chatting,
laughing, looking, moiling. reacting
their own tender meanings into the
most trivial incidents of the evening.
Margot watched them, fascinated in
spite of bereelf. flow differently they
behaved from herself and her lover! The
mean leaned slightly forward -be "had
got it bully," Don would have said
Every now and then his coat sleeve
touched the little immovable white
TliE CONCORD GRAPE.
WHERE ANU HOW IT US (MOWN ANO
0.
Tete Stalls of lath Parole •1111
All through the eastern natal fake dis-
tribution of the Conoord grape ytald is la
program. Eastern people are peed& Us
Concords. They and the luscious big To -
hays of Caltiornia too sweet to their taste
the little pink Delawares teio few to sup-
ply the demand and the imported bleJagas
toniewhat lacking in flavor when vow -
"red with the peerless purple Concords
Moreover, the Conoords are so obeap and
abundant amo they are within tha reach
of every one.
The greater part of the Concord graded
grown in thie ociuntry are raised in an-
tral New York and Penneyivania, al-
though Michigan, -Ohio and a few western
states have of late begun to produce Con-
cords. licit the 'eke region of New York
furnimbes more of this kind of grapes than
all other aections combitted.
Two moth a pound Is the prevallitig
price in New York and vicinity this
season, for In spite of bad grape weather
early last spring there ha. been au euor-
mow .The grapes roach the markei
Slytrforms. Ttie best eines are lambed
in small handled basliats h.dding from six
to ten pounds each. Three • baskets are
tilled right In the vineyards, for grapes
will stand but little handling Tbe sec-
ond best fruit Is packed tn big wooden
trays holding about 60 pounds each Tbees
sell for from elli to 1120 • ton
Tne small baskets are sold by retailer*
ior table utte. and U you amid be in New
York oity and watch the afternoon pae
'sessions of commuters streaming toward
the ferries on their way to suburbia' bonsai
you would roe where many of these bee -
kegs go The large trsYs are bought by
wine zu•nufacturers or by prudent house-
keepers, wbo use the fruit for making
jelly and preserves
Twenty years ago the country In and
near Fithian, N. Y., was the center for
tablished reputations aa flee pope grow
era But immenee •theyarde suddenly
sprang into existence along the shores of
the lakes In the central part of the state,
and as the soil seemed better adapted for
their growth there, and the fierce competi-
lion thus started outdo growing them in
the older localities often unprofitable, the
trade has gradually shifted to the western
WHY THEY LAUGHED
MYSTSRIOUS MIRTH OF A CLASS Al
AN ART LECTURE.
Deal el Worry twill Om gloides et
Might Fell. Wk.. Ile Pereeived tier
Joke Mlisamelf.
There was an absentminded pro'.
and there was also a girls' college
profeerur during his Ant year Melon... • .0
art, end the girls sometintee lien • .d.
When it clime to examination time, thief
who had li Mined wrute patient v.
amused the professor. Be sat doe o
deux with a pipe and a mug -he bad
8.
Purely CAN .ImAlt
National in on character.
Age limit - IS to 45.
Fixed Premium. No Death Awes.
Over ONZ LION! DOtesto. oak! to
members anti heir aoperidristairlf.‘e
organization, 1879.
Careful medical selection. Moils
rate for the lath year of its him.
Has a larger Surplus on l'reid for
Society of tete kitul in Catiode.
dollar of the Serplua invested out.'
offeklefeWs. .„
ffIfFreariteerneing
• MATH CLAIMS. ,
111. At a cost a from 2 to Cents a d. y
any healthy MAII (01.11 accepti.1.•
risk), can secure 91.00o 'menace
for his ramify or dependints.
Fen inforcatees sent on application te M. Eimer"
bribed his landlady so that she never avid
about the mug -and one after another
things 'happened to those papery. owa-
days the girls listen in the lectures on art,
or they don't take the °curse. But they
hove bad their revenge, for to this hour-
•nd In all likelihood forever after--thls
story is • classic prep' rty of that college.
Now, it happened that on•day the youtm
profemor got very much Intereited in ex•
pounding a point It was about the beauty
ef certain statues in the west pediment of
th• Parthenon. The girls did not under•
nand, and he knew they did not, hut what
did be care He knew that • great stain'
was • noble object of admiration. It gave
him a delight to say so, •nd as for those
callow maidens they bad to learn what
he yet for them to learn, and 0.1 was all
therit.Weitabout it.
Ile sat down at his tableontimpla
of his lecture room, pulled up the knees a
his trousers and launched upon hie lecture.
He got himself deeply Interested
leaned hie elbows on the table, twisted In
his chair, wriggled up las trousers still
higher andistalked fast.
Presently the girls began th show Inter-
est. They leaned forward. They looked
at each o: her and their eye. brightened
Thele culor heightened. aud here and
•
AT THE TURN 0. THE ROAD
• moment • pante tor Waging and for dream
tog
• moment's looking baciltward on the way
ro itime my hand to long past turrets gleaming.
To nand and think of life of yesterday'
• BON time to dreem of nutlit hour,
apses where white towers' rise against te.
Tv tread again that path of too tweet Gower%
To bear again be. greeting and modby.
What ts there, may you. In that faroff etty
Of my ppet living and past loverig left,
Ifrappridln Its golden bate, to stir my ptly
And cell the bitter sigh of the bereft,
SU memory of a tooth warm trusting. (Jule
hoe
The memory of that touch gown oold as we?
• woke hushed that eat pure am wild bird's
• love whose bright lame bunted ta se,r1
floe
Only • grave? Life of today will teach me
Ite stream fleets fast for sorrovr •n• regret
Beyond this turn ita eweeping waive will reach
11111▪ 8i go with It as we all got Yet-
• moment's pause for longIng and for dreams
• moment'. looking backward on the way,
there one of them snickered. ' • - To kwe my hand to long pest turrets glean
There was nothing funny about 11Wse Mg.
',motto' statues on the weet front of the To nand and think .1 Me of yenerdayi
-L Marton Jenks in Donahoe's.
1 Parthenon, and the protestor howl:red.
Rei took • new attitude In Ids chair. ab-
sentmindedly pulled up Ids trousers once
more and taut on with his harangue.
The girls very nearly exploded.
At last the leoture was over. The gig-
gling of the clam waa getting almost bys-
torten]. and the end came just in tims
Five minute, more and not a girl in the
room would have ahown a straight frog.
Even as it was, the lath sentence of the
professor brought forth • shriek.
"Young ladies," raid the professore@ be
got up and shook down Ms trousers, ' the
Metter of the Parthenon seem be have
afforded you • great deal ot. emossmeall."
And then came the shriek. They did ea
era do on such oocasions-sach according
to her kind. One doubled up and went
"Hawk!" another collapsed on the next
girl's shoulder and wept with laughter,
another sat bolt 'weight, red as • beet, and
choked demurely, like • lady. The sound
of the hell, terminating the hour, deliv-
ered them all from an impossible sltua•
tion. Tin girls ran from the room and
tittered wildly as they •anis'el
The protester shook tAmeelf again,
stamped Ids trousers dowa %et- his slices
and picked np the notes of his lecture. He
did not haat any particular faith in the
hmlnine capacity for art, anyhow, and
the performance of his class annoyed Mtn.
"Now, what wee it •hout my dearrip.
Bon of theme nettles." he asked hiniowlf,
"that mado Chow girls art like such gave?"
lie Miad to recall what he had ssid and
could remember nothing that explained
h II aa awa that he frequently
"This so called new theory of oolor
bearing isn't new at all," maid a chap
who takes an interest in curious thingo
"and the whole idea le very neatly em-
bodied in the old story of the blind
man who, kfter mnrb reflection, told
hie wife that he had diseovered what
owlet was like. 'It resembles the
sound of trumpet,' be said. The same
theme was worked out years ago in an
uncanny French :roved that described s
wealthy roue who exhausted every form
of pleasure aud finally retired to a se-
cluded chateau, where be exiierimented the anewer till upon him.
upon the interrelation of the senses. Dee time'''. with the greenish, yellow skin
The prof( son had on one red sock and
"Different liqueurs and cordials on such as the Niagara. the lieleccit and the
a brown dne. - Cincinnati Commend .!
gaited certain nipples' instrumeuts to Martha, are cultivated in root quanthim
the Niagara being the beat melting of thet.
LOADING WINE ON•PKIII TON MARKET.
part of the state. eo that this year about
•Il of the grapes will be received from the
country around Lake Retake There bun•
dyed. and hundreds of acres are planted
with the VIINS, and the harveating of the
grape crop 11 the occupation of the people
for nines wound tho two principal ship-
ping pima!, Penn Tan at one end of ehe
lake and Hemniondsport at the other
Just as In the wool section expert shear-
ers oan be found, so are there men and
women who make a busineas of cutting,
sorting and park lug the. grapes fOr Market
The usual way for the crop to be sent to
New York is for some large wholesale
bowie to send • buyer out in the section.
who goes from eineyard to •Ineyard select-
ing and purchasing. The philters and
packers then begin the work of gathering
the bunches, and they are carried to the
larger pricking holies. of the New York
arm out In the aiuntry There the wom-
en tort them •nd arrange the better qual-
ity in the small basketa and the others in
the trays or boxes for shipping le New
Aniong the first grapea to reach the
market Is the Moore's Early. which some-
what resemble. the time honored Concord,
but as it grows abundantly in the south-
ern states and ripens earlier and in larger
annnidehcloseborwrI u n ade breaks, and the fact did -not Double
pgtr'icer* itlhar"fttPhriatn(Uttihne'rftnItimrka him in the least, but tochiy be Fould recall
nothing of the kind. Ile went home in •
blue grape. the Concord. which moon fol -
bad humor, still raying to himself, "Why
lows is
did dome girls laugh at the statues?"
Weldon theses there are the Salem ano
the lateens, which lutes been In the mar
ket many years. and of the newer torte
He asked hives...If the question several
times, and not until late that night did
gloved band next his and ilnitareti ony
tender, •betraeted. It wait Po pretty. en
natural It woke how nympathy and
gave hers pleapant little feeling nf emu
berm!, moved • little closer
"Are yen attending? Margot. I droll
believe you've heard a word I've mid "
in tatatIlble Margot started, bey cheeks aflame.
alio-Mist-1i *remotest way of datos- '11)ent. I'm gl) *wry. How Melva& of
thing 'heftier -IA object nougat of gm It'll ell en fresh aberaiiiiiiakehl
er tilde? &idol to me, you OM I'M • bit anatter
t tudent-Tity f• 0111. 1.1.41issende brained. Sorb intelligence as I bay. 1.
his overwrought brain. mod be eon
irtmoted «bat he called a 'taste orches -
Dion. ' It Wet a cabinet containing In
numerable strange foreign drinks, and
by pausing with s wineglass from ram
tap to another he produced the effect of
a symphony How wee that for • fan
which was written by • very dietin-
guished French novelipt, merely Wishes
that the theory of making one "thee do
duty for another is by no menus • mod-
ern scientific, fad, but ie 'something that
has excited speculation for many, many
years." - New Orleans Times -Demo -
coat
A Owe Sided Altair.
"Yon and Hogby are dear friends,
aren't you?"
"Well, he has been dear to me, but I
bare never 'cost bim anything." -Chi -
auto Record.
Par -titles ef china.
It was within the sphere of Ameri
can influenee.
Drapttit Moan end menthe, tbe
nem mood firm, rehiring ell innovations
and reform..
"No checkoff. ne shirteel" leas their
Ann, invs..iahle reply.
Coneeqnently the foreign devil Hite
forced to rotire without mak ing change
of front.
We TrIlle.
IDOvidoetrir- W hat has happened? Why
did you pnil the hell oord?
Papeenger-My wife's hat fell ant of
the window.
Conductor -And for each • trifle you
wino the train?
Pasweriglir-Trifief Von ought to see
my wife's het Housekeep-
ing.
all. The Odes ba is one of the laat.
ripen and be rent to ntarkek
11 the fruit is not allowed to beanie
overripe on the vines, it will keep In good
yondition for -it long time, and each year
largo quantities of the hardier kinds, gull'
as the Catewba. the Cor.•ord and the lie
berths, are racked stymy, 'mina; in too frost
proof pecking houses in the country or
the cold storage honees In the city. to
await the holiday trade, aud the grapes
which are displayed on the fruit nt
Chriattnits have been picked from the
for fully three month.. yet are still as
fresh and moat se when fire% pocked
It may be surprising to eatcre people
to learn that New York is the ercond Mots
in the Union in the extent and %BRIO of
Ito Oncyards, California, of tourer. com
Ing and There are nearly 46,000 111.11M in
New York devoted to grate. mist ng Thom
vineyards represent. an in eestment of
about $25,coo.000. end le them ors" 96,
000 people find employment
Some idea of New York's preeent and
future wealth from grime growing ran he
gulped from the figure@ onliected three
years ego by the United States census lot
ream The vintage of 1890 was • rare ono
Inent of ow
the whiseke, led 'Ubsy di 006
tons, ar 08,000,00.11011.nde, of told. grapes
to eastern markets prtnctpally, while *ev-
ent' carloads went to England. Moat of
these grapey were onr old friends the Con
:lords. which may be mild to be the leading
Atioarinan grapes. CHARLES WARNER
The Wensaa'• Pure.
"Why deal yon have • woman's
pege in yonr paper?" asked the visitor
"We have," Mid the editor of the
aawirtflor Metier- '1 !fermis am the
same pege for the births, deaths, mer
riagea and divorce suite."-elneinnati
Enquirer
Japan's einmtnIesh•n on the penal rode
ottende So propose the ehollahment of the
loath penalty Harikari will then be left
to the criminal's own 4sned. of dellessr
At a eharitahle sate In Paris Baron
bim with tbe metal vecieest to buy edine
thing
"What am 1 to hey?" saki the harm
'Yon have nothing at all suitehle for me
Bat I have an hies I should to hey,.
your autograph Sell me that '
Taking of there of memo the lady wr
upon ik "Received hem Baron Redact -41d
the sum of 1,000 fames for the h0011111i of
Baran &wheeled reed is, thanked leo
and. handing bee la noes for the amount
nemed. atast away delighted with the
Chimes. Pirates.
It has been thaerted that China was •
fond mother of pirates before %holiest pyr
amid was built, says • writer in Chant
berm' Journal, but, whether or no, It te
certain that In no part of the world has
this profession nourished during the pre.
ent oentury as on the meat of China 'The
piratical centers now, as half • oentury
ago, are Amoy and Macao Methods have
changed somewhat io the peat few rears
by reason of the vigilance of the armed
-eruiser• that prowl around.
The pirates no longer cruise boldly la
the open seas; but, lamming from their
spies that richly laden junk will le••• •
given place on a given date. they plan Se
intercept the vessel In the shoal water
soar thecoarn or in some river or arin of
the the where meddlers are not likely Ito
be found. They suoceed In rifling the
cargo and, if necessary, tn scuttling the
ship In perhaps two eases out of six. We
bear of theme tocurrenoss only when the
vessel attacked happen'. to be British Not
more than four yeses ago a steamer
brought into Shanghai the crew of • smell
bark which bad been rifled by pleats, esti
est on fire.
PFlIDE. GOES, ETC.
a die ...rip Provost. so Illestratre
She had fieeetirlybecome minged and
she wo.hed to Impress her future spout's
IvIth her hotieew Hely prowess, so when he
came to take her out the other evening
and preised the pretty little hat oho worn
she flushed all up with pleasure an the an-
swered "Thank you. I made It myeelf."
After the proper surprise and gratifica-
tion on hirpart had been expressed in the
appropriate way they started off repining.
the feather In the little hat bobbiros up
and down over the brighteet and happiest
of feces, and all went as merry as a mar-
riage mnrn until they reached the corner
of the square. It was windy there -very.
Slth liad to brace egainst the guide with
111 her strength, and of fourth mho pot
down her head the better to withitaud
them. Unlucky moved
lift fingers hnd been eresh or her threed
scan., for barely bed the firth bleat eons
sweeping by before another canne--the
pretty feather, bent •nd strained, lay flat
agetnat the crown is If tryine its beet to
be good, and then iv ith • sudden, twisting
along the pavement
"Oh, Charlie, my feather, my Amber I"
shrieked the agen170f1 maiden. and Char
I1A taking In the •Ittintion at • 'lane.,
gave sham manfully. Rut to ne
avail. The winked thing bed got • good
'start and kept it. Tin night was dark and
delusive puddles plenty, and somewhere
or other that feather sank from view. and
the young man was forced to return empty
banded to meth deepening young woman,
who elutehed frantically the gaping
wonnd in her heedgear and demanded
loudly bo be taken home. The last seen of
them they was climbing aboard a return
ear, the young man bravely smothering •
desire to laugh, the young woman eel
anntly having just as lard a time to keep
back her teary.
But It's more than likely that the nett
time she'll teat her sawing in the winds
thet wander through her own back yard
before she boasts tee loudly of bow handl-
work.
fa Peeper Terre.
"Yon have • team of terriers foe your
WY wagon. heel' you, JOBlin71 Hew MI
you hitch themf"
"Black and tandems, str."--Chtnage
Mr. Justice Ball, an Irish judge, wee
Doted for his 111111tIffing manifestations of
ignorance, but whether they were real or
pretended has never begin clearly estab-
lished. Re tried a case .In which • man
wee indicted for robbery at the house cif a
poor widow The first witneee was the
young daughter of tho widow, who Iden-
tified the prisoner as the man who had en-
tered the bonne and smashed her mother's
chest
"Do you say that the prisoner at the bar
broke your mother'm cheat?" said . the
"He did, my lord," anewered the ere
"Ile jumped on it till he smashed It en-
tirely ''
The judge turned to the crown eounesi
and seld • "flow le this? Why is not the
prisoner indicted for murder/ les„
surely have killed her. ''
was • wooden chest "-Contbill Mager
Her oeeneettosi.
"I'here goes ti ....nom whit mekse het
living ont of htieh lb 7."
"She's a baby', nuree."-Philadelphla
rally keens ere.11. •
"Has your heehaw' fully recovered fres
bis stony exporter], I'
"Oh, millet Ile Lode fault vett). the
victuals erery day ro.w "-Cincinnati En-
imwoods
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