The Signal, 1898-6-30, Page 3a
COULD SCARCELY ARISE NIS HAND.
Yet took care of seventy head of stock.
The farmer who found a friend.
scrims results often fellow a Malts
especially pe arkes s so liablMimes
10 strata asg,sBio
.1 people
who , Iromd lilting to day. The tweeter
various
lends,)5 strength. rarely oust ore rtaaea
Fa-
miliarity with the clan of wares he
land dew enarafts
eo 01 100110 putei to ranyexces ie v
W e
lona
be
burden on blmsell. Hut w1U the farmer
It is different. He is lifting (cads of such
earyfoa weight. and under such varying
cooditioas that he Is very liable to lift a
little too much some day, with injuries
1.1.114 Many serious elect*,.• of the
great ,rises bI the body originate le a
Persia. It was ea la the case of Wee W.
Bentley, of Towner, North Dakota, A
@lois eo.ulte4 10 serioea trouble with the
!leer. How be recovered and was enabled
feed,to et him tel) bimaeil ck during the
welter
"About a year ago, 1 ssi.fnedas Witty
Is my back an4 shoulders by lifting •
beery weight. Alter • time, .1 ver trouble
..ma aa, which so weakened me that I
could scarcely lilt my hand
ds to my heed.
De ). 1. Ayer. Pili. nand besets
st
De). C. Ay
immediate benefit, continued avail I was
cured of my complaint, so that I was able
to take care of severity bead of stock all
through the winter, which shows that the
cure eras mot temporary but permanent..
-$. R, W. H , Towner, M. D .
The settee of ter. Ayer's Pills on the
liver makes them inealuable for those
Beteg in malarial dinette. C. F. Alston.
Quitman, Te..., writes;
"I have found ie Dr, J. C. A en's Pills ea
lmval.able remedy for constipation, bio
io s.,.a, and 'Omitted disorders, peculiar
to miasmatic loe.Iltiew Taken in small
and frequent doses, these pills act well on
the liver, aiding It In th rowing of mrlu fel
poise .. and restoring its natural powers.
I could mut dispute. sob the use of Dr.
Ayer's Ville." -C. P. Aunoa, Quitaun,Tw
Dr. Ayee's Pills area specific for all die.
of sibs liver. stomach. aed bowels,
they promote digestion. cure coustjpa-
tion and its consequences. and promote
the general health of the emirs system.
Tbey should always be used with Dr. J. C.
Ayer's e.r.ap.rlil11 w k.w•.-estb.rtie 10
required. More about the pills la Pr.
Ayer's Curebook. Sent free. Address the
J. C. Ayer Co., 1.ew.)l, Maas.
OF FINNY FAVORITES
THE BROOK TSIOUT, HIS HABITS AND
ECCENTRICITIES.
Mew sad Nenst Danica. Lr saarlaL
wary Prey -A Sethi Eseb,o awl
WEYLER'S WIFE A PEASANT.
1asee..$I. Marriage el tee Mao Wile
Made a Cb.reel Mess. of Cub..
Willer the "butcher" had a romance
1a
kis affair of the heart.
Ne Wey al lads meerrlag5 hi told by •
Madrid oorreepondent of the lwendoa
Telegraph, who rye that the famous
tlpi.ulsh officer bad attained the rank or
lieutenant-oolunel and was In uuenumnd
of • crack Infantry regiment when he
fell deeply to love with a singularly home
NMI gird -like blmylt • native of one of
the Relearn' tales -of bumble origin, be-
ing the daughter of respeotable, hard-
working peasants. She bad not even been
taught to nail or write.
Weyler did not chaeloee his matrimonial
projects to his family and friends. while
making ever) preparation for carrying
theta Into execution. Twenty four hours,
however, before the time flied far the
oelebratken of the wedding oerywony the
officers of kis regiment received from him
written requests to meet him at •oeraln
obureh door early on the tullowlog muru-
fug. At the hour Indicated they found
blm awaiting them neer the main en-
trance), and when they had gathered
•round him In a respectful semi circle he
addressed than a follows'
"Brother °threes, none of my people
know that I am to be married this morn-
ing. I did not tell thein for reasons of
my own, mainly because 1 detest useless
discussion. But I was not going to the
As a general rule be who passes the alar on my wedding day unless moons -
most time upon the trees streams knows panted thither by my good comrades. So
mote about the habits of trout, yet no I alk you to sand by me as witnesses
man may arrogate to blmsalt that Its and frtenda And 1 want yon as take
knows all about theta. The nab are as note of what 1 shall do when the tleoat•
capricious as women. and quite as ing priest shall hate united all Id 1117
difficult s1) understand. As • rule, the 70ung bride-"
large flab will be found In the deep i This Wree speech was hailed with oord-
poole. babied large racks and 1n the I, al aeolam•tions, and the miliary cortege
quint heavy swirls. The entailer fish are Sled into the church •1 the heels of their
tend ill -the efiallower waters. At times commanding ofl''er, to glue btm
fish of all sisee lake to the Ansa t their full support end eounesnanee and
to p e.A-Flles of steel • es, O pair s It a rule, denouem•Hvid the aolom" mystery. At 1enis sidl�andeappaegptly
tr Ge A-!bbl■g Aeeerding a 1 habitat, and, although theyrunrap and less
Ft F'FI:NIIAM'S RII►r:.
WHY THE POOR 01.0 BOY DEVELOPED
INTO A SCORCHER.
/*loner, the Orem Ityed Monster, Mona.
thaws Ones tiled Acts !'.wares, mud
Putreoboe's tiperieeoe •t Lett Put
Wire 1r to•dltlou For aoorebl.g.
To say that Mr. Puffent)aln wax
merely aulaeod is to give the intelligent
refiner bat a faint ooneeption of the
state of that gentleman's feelings. He
was staggered. absolutely staggered,.
• hen o n turning in at one alai of the
lr•ace•ful thoroughfare in which he
aisle the spectacle of Mrs. Puffeuham
end a wale companion bikiug out at the
ether met his a.touuded gaze. It wee
true be was not expected, for he had
rett.rund front a solitary cycling tour a
whole day earlier than he had originally
Wended, but that little circumstance
did not teed to 10)10 )e hen.
Who the deaoe was Mrs. Puffenham's
companion? She knew no one in the
neighborhood, he was sure, for his wife
being young trod vette wad Polonium
middle aged and jealous he laud pur-
posely set his fuoe against her making
friends in the vicinity. And here she
was riding gayly about in his absence
with a masculine and youthful cavalier
In attendance! Mr. PU$enham told but be says he saw you were in trout le,
bimself that here was a mystery that and thought yon must be looking fur a
ONLY NATURAL.
Mania pladerewsel, the Colored Porter
.ad the Harbor Pb..r
When Paderewaki was "'eying in
New York, he put up at ode of thee,
gigautiu hotel* oontaiuing eoluethite
like 1,000 roma.
In the morning the pianist had been
down to the breakfast saloon. and by
way of exer'ise tbuukht he would walk
ap stain lignin $ohisowe apartrueut iu-
stead`of chartt.Iiug the lift. The conse-
quence was that he loot his reokoniug
iia {he maze of corridors and was owe -
Whey at fault.
}in Was t,amtiug desperately tip and
down cue passage, serntiuiziug the
numbers over the doors, when be vial
observed by n black servant of the ho-
tel. Noticing the uniform, Paderewskl
'boned out hie number. The black fel-
low looked at the great luau. grinned
all over his face and said, "Follow me,
soh."
Rejoiosd at having found a guide,
Paden-wski followed him dowp oevt•r.,l
flights of stairs and along two or three
o (rrielore, until the sea u stopped at •
door. flung it open, and said, still mea-
ning, "There you hub its sten" "'
It was the barber's shop)
The irate pianist complained to the
manager, who, after interviewing the
blaekatnoor. apologized and said, "I
hope you'll excuse the ignorant chap,
required looking into at once.
At this particular moment, as the
thrifty tweed the Donner. the lady
half turned her head and glanced down
the road. Puffenham via 100 far off to
see her give a start, but start he felt
_ the iegtinceively she due as she caught might
5y heal• H Th t•reb have • iced ■ot • little cunou.. ax to the eventual Of him. lie caw her pedal tense-erne
lably the end of the religious ceremony and known the cir•uuistimcee of thein die
I Approved Aetherities.
Now that the trout mason is here .od
--.Ne loquacious Haberman who had been
fortunate to get • Mance at the moun-
tain brook is relating his thrilling expert•
Wee with SIM .9.00)ef beauties, • few
Pieter" on Dieing fashions In this year
of moo .re probably apropos. Hods .0d
reels, nooks end lines, leaders and leads,
elm and note. grub worms and glory are
all, as usual, proper Oohing furniture.
To da) the split to m to° sa'• Is at the
bead of all rods. The last 1., yeses has
.sen 1t d1.a0cs all rivals, noel the men
who 'Gabes to be up -to date will .elect •
split bamboo. They ate made of six and
also of eight (Wipe
le price they may be had from $1.95
5p to /110 and more. Most of the rods are
to three Joints, and those are by all
means the beet. In selecting the rod i..
that It has an even "hang." That means
that whets U 1. strained IL w111 bend In
an even curve from butt sone. Care
should be taken that there are no imper-
fection. 1e the cane. The cheaper rods
are made from inferior . material the
manufacturer assorting his bamboo
sem/ding to the grade of the rod he
wlthet to produce. Alf expensive rod
should bend .o that the tip touches the
butt without breaking.
A roil that la too limber w111 not out
well, while one that Is too .tiff 1. apt to
place too great a strain upon the fish by
is quiet reaction. Ring guides are
mostly preferred. A rod for fly fishing
should weigh from six to sight ounces,
and be from nine to ten end • half feet
long. The .reel set should always be
below the band on a fl) rod. 11 ball
aching le $ la indulged In • heavier rod
W Wduul*1
01 Ina a new material
0,011
4r
00,etttIO •t•.uat
attests •tit0u.r
down lbs dream. t,ey w over
return to their favorite pools. During the after all the miliary wltnesees had signed
roam.. WryIer church with very. The next u,onteut both gtnrkeII-
warm months the 11.11 seek the cooler the telt the
waters l till head the e y.re•m, as flout bis wife en his aro) and, followed bb]y hie Oldtheirpace and were gone out of
sinii five 11) water tb,t efi
is dner shah 011.001, marched her oft to a neighboring sigh
t
fb degrees. Trout feed upon the larva omivenk. where be delivered per Ipto the .Test hit A moment Mr. Pnffenham
al bugs and butterflies that are deposited charge of the abhors and took leave of hesitated. His wife had never before
her wttb ,oidlerly abruptness, displaying even him cane; for distrust, but this
prey the stream for of their own they air no emotion whatsoever. Tben, ;erring
obvious attempt to avoid recognition
aped the )sung of their kind, to his ,,nudes, be rid:
and n especially fond of front and "Querldos bermanos, I bay. married «a open to the worst construction.
salmon en !t b a well-troutded loot Mr- Puffenham resolved .........4...
give chase,
lbs maiden because 1 love Ger and ane
that Imffienee nomhere of trout follow loves Inc She has had no education and For a man of his weight end years he
tete rlmo� in grounds an migrations to the Ina not a bad rider, and in a couple of
therefores t t reeenl ler to wex;lna
' pawning they fall
and devour
the et Theon
no a p
u soon u they fall from the female. Theon eq1)a1 acme with your mothers wives minutes he was again m sight of his
favorite food of the trout, however, are
the Mow bssties sod grasshoppers Maktett ea tits surface al ale w, ,i • •
this habit of seising Its Todd upon
surfocs of the water that •lords such
sport to the englur, for when ash are on
the feed they eche the artificial lure with
the same avidity r they do the natural
Mew
Generally the mornings and evenings
are the beet time to flab, although this
varies as to the ttme of year. Early and
late In the season the middle of the day
may be found beat. sometimes trout will
be seen rising In all directions. striking
at minute mldgea that ficat over the top
the e water. At such times 1t le almost
impossible to make them notice any lure.
Keep as much out of sight its the rasters
of the ground w111 permit and Ash with
the finest talkie that will hold your 1.1.
The finer the tackle the more skill s
tegalred In handling the game. In cast-
ing do so trete the wrtet end forearm, the e arm quite eines to the olds.
Do not use • longer line than you ran
cu1
t neatly. The y should drop dtreetIv
over the spot where you think the Seth
Ides and 'Mould strike the water drat and
as lightly u pivailde. Only persidewb
ke • Pkfllfnl fly -caster.
and 1)51001 or to ileum In 'society as 1115 quarry. But they, too were evidently
writ of your colonel, .o I have arranged
that 'he shall remain Ser two 7e•» under
.- ears et these'wonity mite, swim
Smell her all she ought to learn and
eventually tarn her out a credit to the
regimen% During the Interim I shell not
disturb her studies by my visite, though
she is mine and I em hen. Have 1 done
right?"
The answer may be taken for granted.
"Then come along and let us all go to
breakfast "
t71/114ran ma
in retrlevine the line It 'should be
with quick, rather jerky motion, bat In
sending 1t forwent again care should be
taken that the lies are not .napped off.
Should a 40h else to the fly, &alight turn
or jerk of the wrist will fasten the hook
in his mouth.
Should be be . small one, be may be
"yanked" out at once, but the larger
fellow must be handled carefully. Let
him have &11 the Ilne he wants, steering
him Mem of weeds or rocks as much as
poeslbis. Keep a light dray, on him, and
as roan u you think advisable commence
reeling In. Should he neat" another
apart, let him hate the line again, repeat-
ing thio until he terns over on his side
Don't play • 1.h too long, and large fiats
should be landed with a net. To do Chi*
bring the fish as Mom to you an y00 can,
and quietly but quickly put the net
under bin) Don't flaunt your net se if
you were leading a rharge In tattle.
in playing your H.h be sure you always
keep • taut Ulm on him, or he w111 surely
di,'otage himself- It should be the
angler's endeavor to always keep his rod
In poeitlon that he may strike. It the and
le held tee, near the perpendicular the
power to strike is almrmt wholly Met,
and there In danger of breaking the rod
'Mould • large fah hook himself.
If halt 1e fine,, graaahoppers, worms,
and the white grubs' that are found
beneath the look of decayed spruce and
pine trees are R oil, lint for big 11sh there
le nothing like minnowe in ring bait
a plain hook ehmili he used. It Is now
oomeded that to Bah down stream -1a by
tar the Meet pan
Oftentimes the evening affords the best
sport of the day, wet -chilly in the fnll of
the morns, when the 11.h neem to Mae at
everything that falls upon the water.
Night hehing Is not eon.idered sports
manlike and In Nome places It 1s pro
hfbtted.
ThIR Acs eKYA0's °reel? -
salad peddle wood le being 14,00113
mended, but until It 1s proved superior
the spilt bamboo had better be adhered
to The steel rate pot upon the m•rke
some years ago seem to give little setts -
faction, and are not need as much as
when find tntr lured. Yet, notwith-
sanding this fact. She ctrl rod hes
greater posethllltiee hefnre 11 than any
wood rod, and Is likely to become the
rod of the future. The problem seems to
be simply one of perfection of manufac-
ture. •
Io fishing for treat • multiplying rod
Is to be avoided and the preference given
to one that le narrow between the platse,
with • drum or spindle of urge dia-
meter- With such a reel the line ee' be
wound up very rapidly. The b 'idle
should be of such romrtroctlnn or me
protested that it will be Impossible to
foul the line. A light rliek Is beet, and
is whirr is sweetest musts to the ear of
the angler.
Thelender Is that part of the tackle
that is attached to the end of the line and
to which the artificial flies or other (ore
are attached. It Is used on account of its
In0libillt7, a any line, no matter bow
delleatI, would aeon+ the lash. Larders
an• made from silkworm gas. and the
tort lengths of from three to six feet.
7 he four and Ms foot leaden are tae
n10st .ervlreable.
Leaders are stained In many dllereat
"hales, varying from • light mist ocelot,
which, by the way, le meet often owed, to
almost • black. Mnrh study has been
given to this subJeet of staining In order
to make the leader as 111t1e conspicuous
se possible. It is an seeepted role among
anglers that when fish well not rise 11 5
always advisable to Otsego the leader.
The most vexatious question that
preeente Reif to the trout angler to the
one of film Of room, dtfferent wets»
require (rigatoni Stoic The hew seloaHen
of, Ales will Meted* the gray hackle,
coachman, protegee'. whsle miller, Dunt
gnat and royal nosehman. lluoh specials -
Ilan bas boon Indulged In as ie why so
wary • fah as trout will mime an artificial
fiy, *blob, s. • press majority of seem,
bean .o rw.mblsset M anytbias oa the
waters or In them,
It a tarn that mon fifes aro intended
to re*twaet psrliswler inalsd , but Ohm
them teen elatedly made well de se
tall easeo11se e• the Bert della/..
The pgtestas .1 modern Sy belts to
is rte Mehles bsNsr illustrated than le
til reader et dile& The braided,
ammeistRHue le by no moans til
hoot Igo with wbirh It renders
sut. &
Wad MIu Ms, all make.HaN ill Mama"
This te • no lees true than pretty story.
sad Its sequel has been all that Waaler
sold has wished Jt m b..
•
RODE WITH THE Keee.
As Affable Mwareb and a Ooldler Who
Wu ie a Hurry.
A few days ago. says one of the South
German papers, a soldier was returning
to the barracks at Ludwlgsbnrg (Wurtem-
berg) from .n excursion to the snburbs.
It was near the time for evening drill,
and he «u In fear of being late. Sud•
denly • small vehicle, driven by • man
Inoirtll.n s clothesd appeared.
jj ,)Wer '1 �+os axe the varant et•Ilt it!
Mir .145, Jli'P''°?lliaeS the soldlar. "1 im
er Mall Is nee thee «bleb
Y baewa as t< is stent need., althea.
save tsse • heavier 1111. btganes 1t essle
hatdretempMela btu MMIM-. TAM ,Sia. gee
sande "levet" Met. !.eagaied." - The Meal
rte test 1n pain of tAQ117• 1ti1Ms
le • 11eeasm Bait rod Nr �sre Sables
it teas 5 maga M .alai
late for drill-"
"1'11 be glad of your oompany," casae
the reply.
The trooper took the seat. A few min- i
stn later, looking at his watch, he grew
gala
"Pardon nm." he went on, "bat might
I aak you to drive faster? L have great
tsar of my captain, who is • .trlot d1s-
ciplfnarlan. 1f I am a minute ate be will
put m. In the guardhouse."
"To what barracks do you belong?"
'The K- barracks.'
"Very well; we shall arrive In time."
The driver whipped up his team and In
• short time drew up before the gate of
the Wracks.
"Thank vou, sir," said the soldier, 1n
desoending.
While the son of Mars was still bowing
his acknowledgments the ottcer on duty
at the armory had ordered the guard to
present arms. The delver of the vehicle
was the King of Wurtembors-
on the alert. The instant they awoke to
fact that they were being pursued.
'kett1ea -Affe) •te"rfde tn remi-
sed, and Puffenhain saw at once that
the ohase would be long and stern.
' But het was their eighty roused now
god set his teeth and pedaled fur all he
knew. The' way lay mostly down hill,
place to get your hair onto" -Ally
Sloper. „
< Coat of Ulser�o��it.
"What makes n man kook stn mneb'
like a martyr when he has his photo-
teksD'• •'
__Refit_ e_en 11* help it' 'Tho Artist
11211111/101H004-7_1410 an idiot-Pad_skttw.
expects him to pay for it." -Detroit
Free Plewa
He's 51111 F. plaisias.
Yrs. Youugliug-Julia, do you eve -
pose you eau hear the baby from where
you are if he wakes up and cries?
John (whn is rending the newspaper/
-1 ileum). I hope bot. -Cleveland Lead-
er.
Fkld Obeervat{osm.
"You're cutting a pretty wide swath,"
said the rak'.
Yew' rep utted the scythe with a
sigh, "bot it goes against- • the. grain
TORIES OF THIERS,
The t much etale.oan'e Cewardloe see
the Calb:el cad. of 1t.
Tnon a01 stories of Thien' oow•rdlas
which his granted aelmlrere and sincerest
friends) have never beau able to 000tre-
dfet. The mewl uttfrlal aocount of hie
arrest on the emitting of the coup d'etat
would reach the acute of torulcallty but If you have Puffiness under the Eyes
fors seen, enacted at liorleaux afar the or Swelling of the Feet.
rpltulatiun of farts. Ho was then In If your Urine contains Sediment of
mortal terror of being apprehsndel by any kind or is High Colored and
Oautbette, .who. for the space of four and Sully
twenty hours, seemed prepared to sot the If you have Coated Tongue and
Nasty Taste in the Mouth.
If you have Oisz Spells, Headaches,
Bad Dreams, - Feel Out', Drowsy,
Weak and Nervous. Then you haw
Kidney Complaint.
The rooter you start taking
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS
the more quickly will your health return.
They've cured thou -
Disordered
Kidneys.
Perhaps they're the source of your ill
health and you don't know it.
Here's how you can tell :-
If you have Back Ache or Lame Back.
whole world at defiance rather than con-
sent to the peace which put an end to his
dictatorship. Those 10+1)50, though In•
tensely twee°. puled before 'Thiers' antics
when tear ;nada hlrn the araller fnateed
of the assailed. No Ile was too glaring,
no pretext too flimsy, no step too mean,
00 combination too should that held out
the slightest ehenee of satisfying hie
awBln.lwu Left. ._ --
lolete of Rceerbyaee.
-
"These photographs are hidcosa
They are just like you. " This proved 100 much for the 11.5501011 �
Cooeequently for three fourths. o the
"No. they uanst la' like yon. They Little man. A tush gang of lnformere year the abundrnt rainfall, about fifty -
o`
Ductal!. "--chicago Record. « i ordered W the Cafe de la falx to
•
Intimidate the Uuperiellea 11 posslb.'., -
wrath and allaying his white livered poi- sends of case+ of kid-
treonory- And, inasmuch as *11. meet ney trouble during the
subtle of hie devloe5 were too transparent past rear. 1f you are
to bn,pose upon the merest child, his
anger increased nut at their frustration -
for no one troubled Le frustrate them -
but at their being eubllshel.
He never forgave Mme. Souher tor
lug made blot the laughing stock of
the whole of France,. When the "vice
emperor," as her huetend sow Ironically
called during the empire, took up his
residence' intoe more 1n Parts, Thiers tm•
MECHANICS' I1saTITUTI!~
msllak•ty dispatched a number of dotal,- _ -- __--
fives to keep watch- One evening 1t .oda - - -
denly poured "raw and dogs," red Mme. t",tfD LIBRARY tellMEt'111) H B(' ' 1 ef ltT II T U Ter•
Rouber sent umbrellas fur every single ed Festerre' n (AfDI%o
detective, apologizing at the same time tap Irri d rem., and hum,. pe le r.r
for providing only mitten ouna. "Madame 1 RiIU1 AU) VOL'S IN LIBRARY.
a sufferer they can
cure you.
Book !hal tells all
about Defier s Kidney
Pills sent free to any
address.
The Doan 'KidneyPill
i Co., Toronto, nt.
Rg1Ma." sold the servant to bis subarea
issaM e' but clines are too had for
012es- She bade me tell you however,
that when the elppsrer returns you
have sift ones ei watch fit. '1'hlen."
Tb, imperialists at the ate de he
41d_.still hotter. They treated Ole'
)''0d73R" 90 -report u
dotage Him fes• •-a..0 brothers. 1..
Lowther LallHyY. Weekly .54 Illustrated Taper'.
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17.1MHF.RrIHITTN'NRTt►N1.tS1.41* '
BMW iug free ale ,Tulursn• and ttearthgrat--
)5o.nt rerelv'd ►
Application for membership y
6ndeneb_Meese LI telt., _�__
sited them w juin their company all.
supplied thein more than liberally with POSTMEN ON STILTB.
refreshments. Then Thlem burst out Into -
franfie neige. "I teeth) believe thee, A Unique Saralee That Obt*lma Irl tll
e
mountebanks of imperial;late are try lug! -�-------- Pima& la Old Yrs.**.
matt a foul of neo' he screeched till
II lbs southwestern part of Franca,
night at the top of hes falsetto voice to dretchfus along the He) of Biscay for
the lisrpeN Phfilp{rs d6 man.. who,.
some seventy miter and running leek
though an avowed partisan of the fallen along the rivers emptying Into it,
roelme, was a frequent vlafwr .t the between Bordeaux and Bayonne, Is a
presldene•y at Versailles In virtu, of his strange tract of open country called the
mother hating married the !'oma Roger ,.Landes." It formerly consisted of low
(Du Nord*, a ranch republican and sandy plains, mostly covered at nigh tide.
friend ot.1'blen. As the marque slid 001 by the es,, but now umeh of it has been
answer, lidera screeched louder than ever, re,,lalmel and planted with pine trees,
expecting his Int,•rlue•uwr to deny the which are cultivated for frac sake of the,
• impeachment- ' 1 really believe those
rein extracted from [hent. The melt 01ng te
male aT01 rat lith" IiAteetutetyibfi to LpO.Dain° 1s eawwilif aer7. aarlfat-halge..,
nom lied of a mixtn» of sa11tR eSBT
President," wasthe quiet reply "They organic dehrla restl'i on a anbsoll d
are not only trying, but succeeding." organic
which Is Impermeable to water.
Leek log Abowl.
"Look at the lnveetieenta we have In
1pnlnl'•' said one Fr'ioh Meander. "How
are we going to got even with America If
we ksie throe?"
I don't k now," replied the other. "un -
lam we underttke the management of
some Paris enu.do hall singer. "-Washing-
ton Star.
Weeder !emelt.
First Robber (who formerly lived
boarding ho )-Sh I These people moat
be rich.
Second Ito W»1
First Robber -I went into
tortoe pantry
and found • strawberry
strawberries In It. -Syracuse Herald.
The FIMiSlpe T'...0.s Absent.
"I -I am notqulte myiwit tonight,"she
murmured, muting languidly, yet with a
veiled tntereat, Into the magnificent mir-
ror. "Not quite myself."
Indeed, as It to corroborate, her trebles
1Ay as 0 that some two mew Were
Clnaln0atl Enquirer.
Iweetot 1,005 •t.ry to Literate!*.
"Wherever Mrs. Browning trod, what-
ever she touched,- berme endowed with
the sacredness of her presence," writes
Clifford Howard of Robert and Klizabeth
Barrett Browning In the ladles' Home
Journal. "When kir. Browning returned
With her on • visit to England, after an
absence of several years, be repaired to
the little church In which they had been
married, and there, at the entrance, he
reverently kneeled and kissed the paving -
stones upon which she, the light of hs
being, had stooped. And 1n after yeah,
when the light had gone from')ils life. he
sought this sacred melt on the twelfth of
mob September, and In the duck of the
evening shadows paesOms by m1,[ht have
seen $ white haired man kneeling for a
moment as If In prayer before the door-
way of the dark and silent church. Yet
little would they have thought to recog-
nise in this man the meant Browning, he
whose mystical writings had led the world
to regard him as a man of austere na-
ture."
Gimes M..4.4.
"Weil 11 seems to be pretty wan nuttier)
that(pal1's guns are of no p•rtlrul*r meta"
"Oh, Dot ae•esusrlly. We can say peel
lively that her g11n0 are not effective until
ggaa=hold of them who to able to
bM'-Cbicago Peas.
AT tHE ATHLETIC GAMES, HAMILTOK
SHE. -What a wonderful jumper that man is 1 -but
that big gong while he'. making itis jumps?
Har -That's Jcroamon -hr's from Toronto, and he
itna'pinrs he is getting out of she way of a trolley cu.
but at any rate to .',it•h the old sane 1a
a flagrant neglect of duty. the imperial-
ist.. however, would not be intimidated
and took Dare that the friendly detectives
sboald not be caught. The imperialism
had out mile been warned tn time of the
contemplated 11)00'. but of the exact me -
`went for itaJzerutlnn. On that mentor•
able night W erem'n.tpue etorlu broke
over Paris. As the hour for the expected
•ppearanee of the newcomers drew near
the others were informed of what was
going to happen, and they arranged to
meet their oolleagues outside in order to
show them that there was no neigh:we of
' duty.
But, al*.. it was raining in torrents,
and they tial no u'nbrullac! Thereupon •
Willi known Importdiet went In a cab N
,- English: estailidement an
bought a retina ttizeri
articles. Next day the bill was sent, not
to the president of the republic, but to
his Ffdus A, hates, sturtholemv Saint.
eflalre, with a request for reimburse-
.. ns
men1. The letter ech tra'tertrtto.
"You. mnomleur. who are reputed to be
the only sun t‘ ('nrbonarn in Iran's,
Most know how hart It le for it Pp] to be
drenched to the skin In the 4.1 41111on of
hie duty, and We tenet you will point
this out to M. M i'rslident of the repub-
lle. Albert U. Vandarn In Saturday
Hey Icw.
Hasty Words.
why do they ketp ringing W. are told then we ought to thluk
twice before we speak. Sontetimw we are
can't do his bed mpg pts edvfeet 11 we are 'emit ng unkindly, to
count an before vie open our month. Yet
ha+ty worts ofttimee 1y from 0130 lips,
and the pace they took him along was
terrific. The hedges lathed by, pedes-
trians scattered in affright, doge barked,
and chickens and chiltiren ran wildly
from the track- Mile after mile they
sped on thus, yet try as he would the
distance between himself and the hunt-
ed couple did not lessen. ..
Poor Puffenham's heart was beating
wildly, his head «a in • whirl, his
thrcet parched; and his eyes half blind-
ed with the flying dust. But vengeance
urged him on. and just when he felt hi
must at last give up the awful chase
fortune came to the retiree. The lady's
machine suddenly slackened aped and
wabbled ancte+adily, then its rider jump-
ed from the Paddle and bent over the
tire, while her companion also pulled
up. Hurrah: a puncture!
Pnffenham tented afford to take his
Sine now, and in two minutes ho had
swooped ups,:' the pair, and -
Yee, dear. render, and disoovered that
it wasn't Mea Puffenhant at .11, but
the newly engaged parlor maid, who
had borrowed both her mistress' ma-
chine and costume for the afternoxm's
trip with her intended and was natural-
ly anxious to eso.pe detection.
Puffmham is now seriously consider-
ing going into training -tot,the,ainateur
long distance chempio nehip. He thinks
t o onglit to [stand a very decent chance.
-Ally Eloper.
Lim. things.
Little words are the sweetest to hear;
little charltIes fly the furthest, end stay
longest on the wing; little lake. are the
1 stillest, little hearta the fondr*l. and
little farms the best tilled. Little books
are the molt read. and little songs the
dearest loved- And when nature would
make .nything especially rate nod beau-
tiful she neako1 it little -little pearls,
little diamonds, lotlla dew. The Sermon
on the Mount Is hide, but the tart (WI -
nation dis enrse was nn hour 1.11. le
male op R little': death 1e what re- bales
of Mem a11. 1)av le made up of little
Mania, and night le glorious with 11111.
stars..
750.1 Bad lhsere e
1110 -Ana naturally theme meddlers le
dal play stormed that fortress!
He--Wd1, they've Md prwrloa1 e:perl-
enee-
Sbe--Streaming real funs?
8e -Nn. barn stnrwtlmtg.-IIP b Dale.
fe.If1•e•n4 III Mess
�e+ttg _ I10M 1 1 t11�-
at SOWL
sdlt aaMl,Idia,
Dr. Je�11�I1M1 �
Mr. Moelsl tr--YM I War Idea
WWII IP kW Me s•oel>gte' yea tosoor. -
WWII leek
A `1.s, Care.t_1,4•40nrr.
To e away with the 1)0* of tucks in
laying carpets. a new resumer 15 formed
of meal hlox'ka, «hirh are tnaevtednodal
the alas of the carpet. mod hate gr
ooved
sections to enppoes the code of teethed
lode «hints hold the moven 111 pi. es
VedlgNeed.
A Teung Lady (1004(0ting fur a arena
be d t.rieing • rejected .utter) -He Is sol
a tyrant, not exactly domineering, but -
"Dogmatic," snggeot'A her fretted.
"No; he kis not dignity esso0gb foe
that 1 think pepm tlo would eosltey lay
umwming admirably. "-Sichangs ,
plasseeele•Ily 17 rusk
"Awl thole ewe Mins over .t the 50trd
tablet I'll b.5 roe might oareh the sty
diad soot Dad ewe esu et law..
_ t • ', .;airy iii''.
saber make eller. for
...,Olmy*nall Enquirer.
Blab Lights
A girl's idea of bliss is finding anoth-
er caramel after she thought the bag
via elHpty.
• The Lon is called the king of besets.
but a man whose dinner isn't ready on
time ran remr balder -
A literal .due ,tion is one which
leaves a j'oung Wean money enough to
keep him until he strikes a job.
If you alet.ae the town In Which yon
.make your living, it proves to lieteners
that you de .'rte to starve somewhere
else.
The first baby gets its phnteeraph
taken every three mouths, the other ha-
bit a are lu. ky t" get theirs Laked (Mee
in throe years.
A man often derides that he cruet af-
ford to marry, but when he termly in
lot-, he marries ami dotewifeitri Tie =
er he tan. afford it or not.-'4,lifoagtn
Reourd. .
1n the moment of excited feeling, and
before we have time to think twice or
count half of ten, 114 harm le done, the
keen wont has flu:had like a dent Into
•Dune gentle heart These hasty words are
awoken, too, most frequently between
those who love earh other. We control
our speech fairly well when it 1s with
strangers or ordinary ecqualntaneee we
1gL1V<1So THL MAIL-
flve Inches, unable to filter through, rests
on the almost level surface and mane -
forms the country ins, vast marshes and
.tnorwes, which later. under the heat of
the summer sun, partially dry up and
brooms breeding placer for melarioue
!even.
For these reasons the population te
vera sperm and confined to a few
scattered villages and groups of dwellings
or hon, the inhabitants of which are
almost wholly devoted to the care of their
twits of sheep, which in season and
sustenance on the (voerse germ and broom
sedge which cover the hest part of the
plains. For this service and traveling
from place to plo''e the peasants make
use of long stilts, which ore tied to their
legs. Mounted on these eight Or ten feet
strove the ground. they can watch their
flocks over a wide extent of the msrsh
and crows the slouch+, pods and bogs
without difficulty. They curry with them
• long pole, which serve+ as a balance
when walking and a Ruppert when
resting. Th1s country t+ provided «lett a
:eviler mail srrvloe, and the po.tmAn
makes um.:of the ewe cuntrivancse 1n
g oing their rounds from 0111age to
Tillage, both In summer and winter,
only In the latter 8ea'n when the
marohes are covered with snow and ice
they fasten to the bottom of the stilt a
kind of wood ahne.kate by which they
am enabled to walk and glide along the
' now cruet without breaking through.
With his menial and hie largo white
cloak or "capol ' lined with eheepckln,
with which hie lege are aim covered,
ttalkfng along through she marehe0,
miles away from any habitation or
human being, he pre•edta probably *4
unique a figure see 1. to be seen In official
Bb anywhere In the world.
Al Camp Wank.
"Why, Mr. Fl. a,: walker. who would
ever think of meeting you here? How
fiII!).Jon look!"
Floorwalki7 frill guard flat7fnrirel
time) -Eh, yee-er halt and give the
countersign.
"C nn lerhirr.if Ole. yes, of 49011110-.
bow
011110 -
bow stupid_ ' Cash !' "-- .iklyn Life.
Hatt a Romano*
"He proposed to her on • pasta
turd. "
"How aboard!"
"Of mum.: but what made the pod
-
race clerks angry was that oho replied
by letter, awl now they don't know
whether she accepted him or not" -
New York World.
ROAae•s firm.
"Theses now all wool drerne almost
sell them,elvtet"
"They eeme weettlr giving themllelV S
away. "--Cincinnati &.anter -
Throaty\ Rate War.
Patron tin awc'eteru railroad etattorli
-Gitnme a ticket to Gulcht"irn.
Ticket Glerk-Yes, sir. Swim au a
half.
Patron -Seven (bullus add a half •
Gulchtowu? Why, that's only a Sew
stations from bitre."
Ticket Clerk (sharply)-11eveu a bnlf.
Lively now.
Paten-Dru't wast it. Give ole e
ticket for China by Ay "f Crulebtown.
Ticket Clerk ('eri.klyi-Hine yen
are, sir. Five dollar.. -Now Yor::
Weekly.
Vnrlssa\.h1e aims.
'lbw acs f tfe}i lir. Maly whew be
"Illi boa ar
Wait 1M5 Prow
Ce eelest.
"Well," aid the new recruit, "ire
a satisfaction to know tint. 111 i1) per
feet health," •
'Yon think th&I--Te examtnatiou
b a! •bees'•
. rhttr� at: aiY-rii
sl:, u, rourte 1 sty ?ht'
Jd tr'1eut tray err. tut lee i
the epi:lion of the phy.i...:eta a
11'au hint to be • good reaps to ,
through least v.. .. t;itlllo.t wee..
poeer•tioe.'r--Wae..:uyton Star.
are .peaking; but with those we love the
best we are less careful. We let our worry
or our weariness mike us irritable, and
then «e titles hasty words which. five
minutescall. B , we would give t l
we
have to )eon such word./ never
be recalled. 'they nosy be forgiven, for
love forgives till seventy tunes seven
times; but the wounds. the scars, remain.
WHEN THE HEART IS HEAVY
Fight Agelnat Allowing Tehrself to We
__ ••• saerard_hysiereonal chiefs.
"There le alwafa a remedy for a heavy
bare," writes Huth Ashmore in the
Indica' Home Journal. "It may be 1n
work -it oftene.t is. It may be in think-
ing nut the Jove that have been given iso
you, and the sorrows from which )on
have leen saved. It may- 'be In helping
others by sympathy, or in whatever «ray
help is most needed. But the heavy heart
des always Its made light If self 1s forgot -
ler{ and the needs of others are remem-
bered; and, ae far a port/Utile, relieved.
Not one of ns can learn to heoome tight -
heaped in a day. or a week. or a month,
a year, for it 10 the lemon of lits, this
knowing how to lift our hearts up and
glee from them help mite thn.0 whn are
in need. 1t 10 a gond fight -this one
Amon., allowing 006'8 self en be mute
merged 1n perenyal griefs -It 14 a gond
fight, And oer ref is-Youcan omen con-
queror If you w111.
"Do yon Intend to (lie up the tight
and fall by the wnysfde overcome by a
heavy heart, or to go along through life
as a brave women should? You most
drithin early 111 J0�r UfaUfaAnd 70n
we1MdeP i 1'�! M eta that. wllei
le right, and 1ben your heart will never
be heavy nor your nnnscfenre dieturte 1.
n' lee. "ml fall- And when von fall.
thank t) 81. 7000 ei•1 "leave Hee again If
Yon keep up n erten heart "
meatythought I heard a sound es 01
firing," remarked the ,x•eurnet
of roCen No. 1,534, stepping out into 1111
corridor.
"1 hat's exactly what you did hear,"
replied the Petite?. "I hare not been
kicking . 20u pound loafer down the
esalrway. "-Chicago Tribune
If She Laces 01.., 511,'11 haus. tt.
One of the mmstiafaetory Ihtetgs of
TAW .WoesQ" it kt•ldtfg-sa- waeopi.M'e
through • veil. -Cerrito Newt
.Mt -.Help. --._...-._..
Fight your own 'Attlee. ask no favors
of any one and you will .ierceetl a thou..
mind tittles better than those whtf areal -
way. beseeching .0mi one's redrawn*.
No one can over help yore as tnttcan help
your.elf, because no one w1)1 be so beMrs-
Ily Intereetel In your affairs. -The Stet
owe will not be such a lung one, perhaps;
but. carving your wry up the mountain.
you make one lead to another. 'Alen vibe
hem fortunes are not three who had 15,.
Mg) gluon them to start with hit started
tale with • 14.11 earned dnlln: or two.
Men who have, by their own ezertione,
&ogitired fame, hays not leen thenst tete
popularity by pule begged or paid for,
or given 1n friendly spirit. They have
outnlretohed their Weida and ttrnnked the
p0b110 heart. Men who win in ince do
their own wooing, nnll we never knew •
man to fall so Signally nm one whp had
1n imeed hie effect Meets" ernmlmamna be
S peak for him. Wile' r c ,o work for
fame, for money. or for necthing else,
work with your hetet.. h, art ;mal brain.
tiny "t -win," and own. day you will
oonquer.
050.0557.
"My wife spent 10 cents on the ran
going down 1011111411)' the ga. bill end
111170 R eaters discount."
"H'm-two eentt owl"
"Were• than that -she belt a $10 nm-
br.11a. "-Detneit Free Prete.
Pr.saaters Anae5nremeet.
"What • pretty sailor snit your little
Willie 0116 )int N1lmaon, said. Willie,
whet* ehill'7*►Itwear
,lt,.p-,
r+._l.L, r
il111B1B1 Se -
1 l.
Pnerelr,t 1 ..d I". 11..ga.
The fact thnl a 11the grain ted ea bore
while at papier. «111 retie• them to grow
rapidly. ehnwe the :ON anlage of some
. ,i.eulent fond for the pig. rations. On17
a small proportion "f It. food •honld be
et this chareeter, ter oternnlenry gene»I1y
mane large hulk with small nutritive
value. In winter there 1. no better sup-
plement to the grain ration than beets.
They are beth mieonlent and twee,
and are inuoh easier to digest than the
raw pout,, whom earbonaosonr mimics
le in the form of slwtcb
tt•111.45 I5 Aeyth/sy.
One of the New I'roprtNWe-ltball w•
ca
% • sign, "This plows beg eLwnged
aha prep Mar ltiepssMr-Na It
111014. ireltex:1404ttlie