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The Signal, 1897-8-26, Page 66 Taott5DAY, August 26, 1897 THE FARIL • tiesatu et Winter ureas Bxpertmieate •t She Ontario Aeriewlswrat Coalesce' One hundred and eighty-nine plow have been devoted to Winter wheat experiments this sewoa st the Ontario AgreeBer•1 Coi- lsge Owing to the late harvest *ad the e:oeedingly wet season no Winter wheat balletic can be issued this year in time to be of much practical service before the period of Winter wheat seodieg 11 reached. la an experiment with ninety-oae varie- ties of Winter wheat, grown ander similar conditions in 1897, it is found that the eeven varieties whioh stand highest in yield el grain per sore are the same ween varie- ties which have given the largest yield o gram per sore among eighty-six varieties grown on the experimental plots for four yeas in suooeestoo. The following list rives the names of thswi seven varieties with the average yield per acre for tour years, and also with the average yield per sore for this season : Varieties. Average yield yield 4 years Dawson's Golden Chaff, 53.4 63 6 1Larly Red Clawson, 60.6 58 4 "my dam, 60 2 52.3 Lmr1y Genesee Giant, 50 1 57.0 Reliable1 49.2 60.1 tl.ueur Deep, 47 Imperial Amber, 4d.8 66.2 Although the comparative order of the rolls ot thew seven varieties are not the same in 1897 as in the average of four years, still the foot that they gave the tartest yields in bath oases among e11 the varieties tested is • very important feature in the experiment Land upou whioh peas were used as a green manure fie 1896 produced a consider- ably lager yield of Winter wheat per acre than similar land upon which rape or buck- wheat bad Leen used as • green manure, or which bad been worked as • bare Summer fallow. This experiment was conducted in duplicate, but for one year only. It is be- ing repeated this season in • similar way. Large plump seed sown in the autumn of 1896 produced 3 2 3 brutish per sore more than tee email -0116-0 seal ; 6 46 boatels per acre mcre than shrunken seed ; and 42 2 3 bathe!' aegnre more which bad been token with the machine in threshing. The dame cumber of Winter wheat grains were used in the d llerent eel' notions and the experiment was conducted in duplicate. In the average of four yearn' experiments ie cutting two varieties of grain at five dif• fereot stages of ripening, the result show that the grain cut before maturity does not give as large a yield as that which was sl - hawed to become folly ripened. The de- tails of this eXperiu.wt can be more fully studied when they aro printed to the an- unat report of the College for 1897. The average result% of an experiment OW drtoted for bye years in succession, in sow. ing Winter wheat at different dates in the Autumn ; show that the ..dings of Sep- tember 2nd and 3rd gave j of a bushel per acre more than the.sedings ot September the 17th and 20th It is found that It is not usual y advisable to sow Winter wheat in the',moony of Guelph Tater that September 9th. i'RL L�TIUN 01 t4UT 17 WHCAT. An experiment in treating wed wheat for the prevention of smut bas Leen conduoted for two years with quite satisfactory re• sults. Infected seed wheat not crested for amut produced a crop containing an average ot 2146 smut belle per bushel of grain ; while tbat treated with Potassium dlphide produced an average of 109 balls of smut : and that treated with hot water 9 halls of smut per bashed of grain. The hat water treatment whioh is one of the ohe•p• est and most effectual remedies consist, in immersing seed wheat for fifteen minutes ►o het water at • temperature of 132 degrees F. The water should not go below 130 and not above 136 degrees. Not only is bot water treatment very effeotusl ie killing the snot pores, lout it frequently improves the productive power of the Beed, as shown by the increased yield of grain per sore. Every farmer in' smut interned distriote should treat soffioient seed to insure the harvest i ogot 'leas -euro 4erwed"tte're-yoar- --- DIRrRIRI'TIoN er SLID POR TIMING • rCR- 1.0515. The following three sets of Winter wheat varieties will he sent free, ty,msil in one- half pound lots of each variety, to farmers applying for them who will carefully test the three kinds in the set in which they Ocoee, and will report the results ;after harvest next year. The seed will be sent out in the order in which the applications are received as long as the supply huts. err so. 1. Deletion's Golden Chaff. Early Genesee Giant. Early Red Clawson. SIT No. 2. Daweoa'e Golden Chaff. Pride of Genesee. Poole. err so. 3. Dawson's Golden Cbaff. New Columbia. Imperial Amber. Each person wishing one of these seta should write to the Experimentalists, Ae- rio.ltarol College, Guelph, men tior i'ig whioh tit be desires ; and the grain, with instructions for testing, sod the blank form se whioh to report *ill be furnished hes of Dost to his address until the supply of grain ter distributing becomes exhausted. Aerloaltnrol College, Guelph, Aug. 14th, 1897. C. A. ZAvrr , Experimentalist. The a.re•■ .f stereetry, No more useful and instrootive public documenta have bees Issued by the Oratorio Government than the annual report* of the Bertha of Forestry whioh have done excel- . ient earvioe in meeting • strong public opin- ion in favor of woodland preservation and tresplantfag. The report of the Clerk of Forestry jolt received, 1s sot quite .n issrtby as %oma of its predeoessore, ewier to the fact that ate anchor is engaged oo the work of the Forestry Colnmis.loe appointed to eos.id.r the goeet es of replantlag the waste land.. that Ming the most important pbees of the problem, n.verthelw it is hall of Wenn sari eemprises as 'pato-dame view of the preemie situation, embodying the lathe( eotentiffo ooseluslons and amok wee - tibial information for termen and ethers in- terested in tres-oeltare The report emphasizes the het, sew thoroughly eetahll.bed by ebeorvation and negotiates, that when plea forests have ben elwed • mooned growth of pine will entice up, provided the feed la sot .object. i� 1. the ravages of Bre. The wens why the e.ab.ry view bre beet se widely held that it bub always hese a.wp.ed as aa mint. b ahM M warty all seals Are h.s t il.s.d the arae d.Nreybti the ends sed THE SIGNAL : GODERICH ONTA RIO. 1 ..•.I.' TS d.J os seedlings. This ..lath.e of the forestry problem Ilse is the provost * of the dsvea- tatlse forest Ores which have proved eo de- etruotive le the pest sad 1a permrttine the and not adapted for settlement to become re -forested. It this were done and greater judgment shown by lumbermen in outtiog only well matured trees, lumbering would become a permanent and settled industry and the timber supply of the oountry would be assured. Investigations undertaken by the Barran during the past year with the tl;jeat of as- oertaininr the total lumber out in the Pro- vince have brought out some facts sot gene- rally kaown as to the extent of the supply of timber obtained from land occupied by farmers. So far aq statistic. pould he ob- tained from 1,600 lumber mills it appeared that tbe aprregate oat ot pit:' on laude am• canted to 365,000,000 fest, board measure. This is in addition se wood sold fur other purposes. The report polna out the io- °re•ainr value of wood ot many kind., ow- ing to Its growing .oaroity, and urges upon farmers the need of maintaining their wood• Iota and their desirability of planting waste lands with good timber trees as • future Bourse of profit Valuable articles by Alex. Kirkwood on the manufacture of charcoal, and by Dr. Brodie, the noted entomologist, on insects Injurious to trees are included lo the volume, which also contains an appen- dix showing the proportion of forest to cleared land is the townships of the settled portion of Ontario. Aoy person desirous of obtaining a oopy of the report can do so by sending his name and eddreu to Mr. Thes. Southworth, Bu:sen of Forestry, Parlia- ment Building, Toronto. NDTIC TO FRUIT GROWERS. The Ventral aertm ae tai Farm's Advice' The Department of Agrioniture has just issued an emergency warning on a large bill tor posting up in conspicuous places, ad- dressed to fruit growers, giviog instruotions regarding the new fruit pest, the San Jose goals. The matter is of so muoh tmportasoe that we oasnot do l.,.ter than piece-itb... lore our readers : HOW TO RECOGNIZE TUE SCAB The San Jose S:.ale is • very.small insect: trait -growers in examining their trees must nit expect to find • oreatnre like a bettle, grub or spider. As its name indicaw. this minute insect is covered with • scale. which only part visible-exocpt in the earl- bage-as we fiad itt-en treat"- :e a.t• taoks all our leading fruit trees, affecting the trunk, branches, leaves and fruit. is r.N IRAL AYIEARAN)'L. The bark cf inle.ted trees hag • dirty, sourly and grayish appearance. as though dusted with ashes. The scales usually occur in enormous numbers of varyiogsizas. to severe oases this ma..ing.prndnoea thee -her, acteristio scurfy appearance of the bark, which. when ono' seen, is easily recognized. This insect clause. s peculiar red disoolor• atom of young tissues, which is conspicuous on the skin of fruit and the hark of y'uoe twigs, particularly plums and pears. The gales of the male and female forme differ in appearance. Female --Scale ciroular, about 1-16 of an inch in diameter, with • smallnipple-like protuberance in the centre, surrounded 1 y • distinct ciroular depres%ioo. Male. --Scab about half the size of the fe. trifle oblong, with the nipple near one end. This insect multiplies with incredible rapidity, the female producing young throughout the summer. The progeny of a Meigle female in one season may, under favorable conditions. agiount to three thou. .and h'llton.. HOW DISTRIRCTID. On nursery stook, by the young crawling oo the' other tn.eots, also by crawling on the feet ot birds frequenting infested trees. WHAT TO Do. 1. Send tpeoimens of 'aspected trees to the .Entomologist, Central Bspsrimestal Farm. Ottawa. 2 Dig up and burn all badly infested trees. 3. Cut beck severely all slightly affected trees, and burn all cuttings. 4. After cutting hick, epr.) the trees with kerosene emulsion once each week un- til the midd.e of September. 5. A. soon as the leaves fall, wash the trees with a strong whale oil soap mixture, 2 pounds in 1 gallon of water. Do NOT DE- LAY, A)T IMMIDIATKLY AND DECISIVELY. .._ xis it-MitiISR INC Lstci�x. Kerosene (ooal oil), 2 gallons ; rain water, 1 gallon ; soap, i pound. Dissolve soap in writer by hoiling ; take from fir., and. with* hot• turn in kerosene and churn briakly ero 5 minutes. To be diluted before use whilt 9 parts of water. For bark line and other sucking insects. A KISS. She kissed her finger•tipe to me - A sodden splendour lit the skies, I caught a glimp.e of paradise That filled my soul with scetary. She kissed her finger-tips to me- Twat winter weather, yet I swear Th. scent of woodbine filled the air, And ohoiring birds piped merrily. She kissed her finger-tips to ma - nn years rolled beck, the world young. I beard the song the sirens sung. in wave -washed islands of the sea. She kneed her flnger•Nps to me - The halcyon days returned agais, Aad to i this weary world of men The land of fairies seemed to be. Mho kissed her finger tips to me - Ah ! f forgot that forlife Dad sure, Relentless tasks me to learn. For love male earth an Arcady was HER LITTLE SCHEME. My love is very sweet to me, These days I note • great %iprevement In her wave. The meals aro god, and everything Around The hoarse is bright and °Isar and love Abound. She meati me in the vestibule At eight : She pats guy obeaks and flatten me The sprite I She says Pm looking younger eve' - Ryday ; Bat well I know for this i'll have To pay. I'm so 'prink obbkes, I eau WI Yee that Winter's eons', and .he wants Ahat' -Cleveland Leader. Mies (malt gtee(te young widow when husband has lett • large torten) ; " That'. the fe.rtee.tb mtewrmlwg o.M.me 1 ha.e bei yen wear ie three days, sad seek love- lier sod were bmeewlar than bhe ether." .Yew Widow t •b mp dear. I her Arty I Bet mesh a healer Shay weretp hems weeds 1 At saw tins I sitssuS wheel VW pen, duet Osage Win ilii." • std A. DUD AUCTIONEER. Though John Doyle bas intimated at ma time or another that no would stomps the ottioe of sheriff if it were teudored bim, he admito now that ll hes some unpleasant duties attached which he did not know of when he was wiling to Oke the job. One of these in the wizure and mile of • bird store. He officiated at • sale of that sort on Smithfield street, Pitt.burg. When he got to the stars he found • orowd of people is front of it, admiring an unhappy lot of par- rot.. He reasoned that each peso want- ed • parrot, so he decided to diipoes of them first. He mounted the counter and invited bids for the first °holoe of the'flook TThere was a muman there who seamed gjetermined to buy the bird no matter what the omit. She started the bidding at $2 and it went up quickly to $4. From that on the woman had ail the bidding to herself though she did not know it. " Four dollars I'm hid," sang Doyle. :4, 5. Who'll maks it $4 25! Do I hear twenty-five coots! Twetty-five Dente do 1 near ? Will you make it twenty-five ?' " Twenty five," Dame a voice from the background. " Ffty," promptly geld the woman, " Four -fitly, four•6fty ; do '1 hear seventy-five! Will yon mak. ib seventy- hve !' , - - "Seventy-five," 'bombed the unknown voice. "Five dollars!" shouted the woman as she glared In the direotioe of the other bidder. Five dollar' I'm offered ; five dollar' : make it twenty-five ; twenty-five do I hear? Will you mato it twenty -live'" " Twenty-five I" came again from the other bidder. Fitly !" yelled the wags. -who megrp.by this ham__ . __ " Fve-fifty, tiv. fifty ' d&I bso ier sventy• Ove?" 1 " Seventy-five," be bard. • "Si; dollars 1" defiantly screamed the wom u. _.4`_121 dollars, six dollars ; I am bid six do_.4`_121ar. ; aro you all done?' "All domes" one from the ogtper. ." Sold-feverdollari to'tith. lady ovs> there," said the auctioneer. " I wan determined to buy that bird if it nest me 510," she declared, as she paid for the am dollar bird. We will next offer this parrot and this fine cage," the auotionser annouooed. •' How much un I offered !' The bidding was spirited. It finely nar- rowed down to • 'Muth -aide dootor, a wo- man who wk. the one whq had bought the first parrot, and the quiet hat persietemt unknown in the corner. When the figures got above 216 the woman dropped out, and the doctor and the unknown kept O. apt The h d' grew ty quarters until 58 was reached. . Eight dollars, eight dollars ; who'll make it fifty?'' asked the auctioneey, who wanted to send it blob faster than at a twenty five -cent gait. " Do I hear fifty cents' Make it fifty." " Pty." said the doctor'' opponent. " Nine dollars," shouted the doctor, not to le outdone by the other fellow in hker- aiit ' y. Nin, dollars ! nine dollars ! Do I hear fifty ! Who'll make it fifty ! No one wants it at fifty? Make it twenty-five ! Give me twenty-five ! Do I bear twenty-hve ?" " Twenty-five!" oame front the oorner. " Nine twenty five ! nice tweoty•6ve. Will you make it ten dollars? (The doctor shook his head that he wouldn't) " Are you all done at nine twentv•6ve! Sold to the gentleman back in the oorner for he tweltty-five, aectared the auctioneer. But no gentleman came forward to get hie bird. The auctioneer requ.i.ted bim in vain to oome up and get it. Several per- sons in the oorner declared that tt was soma one back of them who was bidding. The auotioneer grew sooty. " See here," he said to the unknown, " I want you to oome up here and pay for that parrot,, or I'll attest to you for mseing a false bid at • sheriff's sale. Step op lively now." ' Step up lively now," repeated the un- " Well, 1'11 be dashed 1" exclaimed the man in the corner " What's the matter?" asked the sac tioneer. " 1 do believe,' ventured the man, •' that this yore parrot have ..neo doin' .l1 of that there biddin'." Then the woman who bought the first parrot was angry. The doctor laughed. The auctioneer swore. The sats of parrots was stopped and the remaining ones tit - moved to the rear of the store where they had a room to themselves. The sale of other birds, dogs rabbit. and en on, was taken up. The prions were low. The life had boon knocked out of the bid- ding. -Pittsburg Dispatoh. te reedy* In the academy. al ooUege or is the seaslsary. That'• the Yooble wtbb preao►Ka. They don't know the men to whom they are presotting, they have not • knowledge of human nature ; the beet way to acquire all this is to'work on the press So you ses,I am a believer in the newspaper ani of .he `reat preotleal work which 1t performs. You people reach theoesads where we reach only • few sad Ilio results are correspondingly larges. THE GOLDBUG- By signs of entomology,tbat tale the present minute, There isn't any doubt at all what sort of • bug utsit; • The J une bug, the doodle bug, the potato bug and all, Have got tie skip the trolley, for the gold bug hes the u•1L from where the iNikon ripe along to join the Behring deep, • wild •uriteroue (rallying cry to echoing welkins leap,, And from the heart of everywhere beneath the upresding sky T6e gold bug and his larva ries into the rallying cry A grow of hope is on his olghteen caret ap- petite. He muttiplia each minutes of each fleeting day and night, And bite • •weliin, avalanche that never sways Or swerves He launches out to barrow is Aloka', rich preserves. So let the ooleoptera stand back and give him room, There Urn bug of all the bug, can match tho gold bug's bloom : For, like • certain other hug conspiouou in fame, Althc ugh bo has no wows at all, "he'll get there just re sa n.." A■ ImpresM... " Did that lawyer get • clear view of the the case?" inquired the litigant'. friend. " No, I'm afraid he didn't. 1 told him that my trouble wail about money and he seemed to be proceeding on the theoty that by relieving me of my money he would oause the trouble to di.appear.-Washing. ton Star. Mew They ate. According to the new.papers very tees persons merely " die." The banker " pass. es in his checks," the oaehier " goes to his last a000unt," the mugwump " joins the .rost majority," the bartender "seeks the .pirit land," the gambler "shuffles ot," the stableman •' kooks the buok.t," the spirit° allot " give' ng the ghost," the a000antenl "goes to his leer reckoning," the printer " joins the heavenly quire," and the editor of a daily paper "roes to ol.im a pair of golden ''tenon lviny es a.labile afar the throne." '004 Iger tsselrht Ida•. Mr. 'limper. (who hes hese •oeepwd by Idles Wealthy, without bigotries as to his inaneial .tanding)-I wonder, my darliag. if emir parents will gev. their 'sennet jllies Wealthy (thoaehtfelly)-Ma has •1 - ways hots ten pertloalar about the morel osaranter of young men I aesoolate with, and I'm earn! she'11 ask • good m•ay ques- tions. Mr. Slimpurss (joyfelly'1-0h, 1 eaa pe refereaoee from half a donee mlatoteir.. Who Wealthy (della/Madly) -- That's splendid. Then after that all you'll have to do wiil be b gee reforested* tries half • des*o basher% and roved sib* Tse Pres ea 1daaasay. Kvasgslist Mealy N • great admirer of the aewep•p r uses and hie work. No lap Newspaper week le ens of the meet ea- 'hilar e d ed.easlattg� of /reOnsisea. Wait sahebs ovary bbsN.r+loV shades! lis the lead maghe to *irk et a aswpamr dg sl► bias! s per la crier 5. alley humps atttshl hes i avian a tial p* M pewit r THE BREAKING WAVES. Visa waw. Whesetyy-1Tes�ers, An unending chant is telling, Swelling, welling, Where the realest, setting surges ieap; Shoreward on thy fleet steeds riding, Gliding, hiding, A. • we u ailed bud to die Beth ora.p. Of they will came ye arhore„.. Ocleatf i,b uoiu hmum fettwtoq-.. ."J"'a- Heavin,r, o • tying To slow onrtrrte that roaod erten isles bots Waving roakweed at tby pleasure, Treasure. measure. 01 t by halcyoa days of yore. Moments sin°. tby fellows toot, 11 here new waves irks rare flowers blow - HOT CORN. Neither man nor bicyole steer well with tight head.. The man who does the best he oat Docs just as well air coy man. If you would get • warm place in • girl's heart teed her plenty of ice oream Love -making may be suspended bat not stopped during the bemmouk enema. Ambition is much irks a bicycle saddle - though much sat upon it gwer.11y manages to ten on top.' --- Mrs. I.•aasteit (engaeiog servant) -I hope you haveu't • young mad !" nr►dwt-O no, mum, nese nearly fifty !" Mrs. Wellment :-Poor fellow 1 Reverie no friends! Beggar (sobbing) :-Nu teddy; I haintgot nuthin' but relatives. " 1 believe y ou men think more of your wheels than you do of your wives." " Why not ! We win vet an Improved make every ye.r.' " flow time flies as one gets older." " Yes ; when I was • clerk on salary the time did not pay hill so rapidly as it does now 1 as e• business with :owe to meet." " Brownlee.s le the hardest man to take in .hoe thand that I ever struck." ' Does he talk so fast as that !' No -so oosloundedly slow." Rlyoklce-Thee fellow De Seaga' says sums very dry thins, doesn't he ?' W yaks -Yes, I've heard him say : ogre 0 1 do, repeatedly Maud -What makes you think Maj. Dst• witis he the signal 'amiss,}"-- May -Became wh.s.Tgg-he sppsss. conversation flags." " Don't make two hites of a chair• ," IS • very good maxim to heed, Seams" ifyea to bate It in two. lroa way krmal< a tooth on the seed. OW- 6nstafsff wesme 4ase a vivtnace the tobacco hat bit." " No : I'm the viotim. He thoroughly en An English oountry squire who wished to mate an entry at an agricultural exhibition, wrote ttas to the secretary : •'Please put me doves stn year list of cattle for • call." She -They my that the only one that appreciate the a -tore are those in the top gales y ' He -1 ;should, 't wonder. Yon sea they are high 'cough to s.. o.er the hate." Eastern -I th. u t you lived just oppo- site the station o1 find you ten miles back in the 000 y " Kansas -Yet • cyolone moved ns this Flowing, Rlewh�, W th fine filaments of spray werw°root ; Then ap in the steep beach hurling, Carling, purling, And anon in shingly 'ands ware boat. 0 ye waves that ever roll, With We ed, Greeted, vested. With a message for my ueut soul ? Time's swift waves to waves suacoe Pleading, heeding, I may reach my ohen.hed grid ! THE KLONDIKER. Gold in my haversack. Gold Held in the belt of my girth ; Nuggets which I have cajoled Out of the maw of the earth Goldin the mishepen begs Made of my sleeves with • rude Skill. There is wealth in my rags, Ay, and I'm dying for food. Gold like the soil of the land, Gold that heft's as the dirt ; Gold in my trouser logs and Gold in the furl ot my shirt. W'bo is there wealthy as 1'. Who has equivalent cash ? Heaven, I wish it oouid boy Liverwurst, ptg's twit and bash. Gold in my htt and my socks - (What there is left of the same). Little irrerular rocks, Root of all evil and shame; Gold in my handkerchief; gold Packed in my underwear legs- _ MAC egs-_.MAC WAtrLwouldllkaia.enfold Three stacks of what and some eggs. Well let mo die if 1 must, Chilbleined and famished and oold ; Let me sink here with my dust, Aye, and my nuggets of gold. Death. ghastly death, come to me, Wealthiest man among men. Come with sweet dreams. Let me sea Merry old Clark street wain. Let me look down its long lines (Hers from my deathbed ot ice). Glaring with red.painted sign. Telling of food and its price. g me the uproar sod push, Show me those trapper -hour scenes. Flutes am I, but 1 wish Gold oould be eaten bks beans -Chfoapo Record. CANADA S FAVOURS LIVE STOCK 1tXHIa1- TIQN.--Th. Western Fair, London, is again to the front and is providing further •omen- medation and improvements to its already excellent stook building., neoeeslt•ted by the hareems of entries last yeas in these de- partments. The dinners of this time- honored show have had sufficient experience te knew the proper coarse to pursue is malatalning the proud position the Western Dos' enjoys as The Live Stook and Agrbal tural Far of Canada. Twenty-nine yew have passed away since the Western Fair was established. Each and every year since has been marked by advancement in all the departments. This annual improvement is largely due to the thoughtfulness and oars of the management, and the fact that the agrlsnitaral Interests are given Orel pfaoe. • Over thirty-four thousand dollars were expended in exhibition buildings last year, and others being found neee.eary are is metres of oonstrootlen tor the oomtng Fair. Goodall' Fair buildings are worth • visit to the wily to neo. Eahlbliers et Bret eine stook, m.ohasery, or prod..s of any tied. loeklag fee par - assess eanaos go to • better *Odd Asa Nit Weds Fair to get what they went-- reedy ent.-ready sales st good prises. The prise lists ere ready for distribution, sad • simple application to the ',smeary. Thee. A Browne, will 'nears • copy. I1 ie well jest here to my teat the elousg dame for making entries is Sept. 9th. While the aesoelatien gives psrtieslar at. math's M the exhibitor. awl exhibile, they as the saes time are aware of the noun y el heels( some Bret -nue special features to edify sed asses their visitors during th. atom... sad eveetaga Bis Knees Bea All, tinn Arab prince, has hoes .acarid, set sale to britt' with him hie weadertel troupe el Araby bet maim the hest talent is Magri. aiweg elks, pines. Ha kserrpedre of the 1Nitie l red i11 es geolatssme with has cialsSs sad Meows eta- tallied spaar..ss. that two bears et goad, data, high -clam assasibee witi he gra list The edl.W She tiro week et • Maud :-Which style do you prefer to the opera -Gorman. Italian, or Frenob' Ethel :-Ob, lreDoh , by all means. There was • lovely one in front of me last weak - green velvet with black and white ostrich tips oombined with laoe and pink roses. "Salley," said Loots Shen, " don yob ember was. yoh rime tryin' ter define what happiness is. It kin be anything 'um a m.l- bse doliars down to a °irons tiok.t."- Washington Star. Tommy (surprised) -Why, papa, 1 thought that one spoonful "t sager was al- ways enough for my coffee!" % ommy's Papa -This is a restaurant, my son : take all the aurae you want." First Stranger -I say, that's my umbrella you have" Second Stranger -I don't doubt it, sir -1 don't doubt it. I bought it •t • pawn- broker's. awn-broker's. " I wish there was some now way ofW kill- ing time," said young Mr. Point Breeze be Ma.s 2iona send taw- week, .0 1- es gest one way of kill}ng_time which was nos possible for • long w e,4' replied the maid - ea. " Well ? " " Sleigh it 1" A livery stable was rung up hyo telephone. Little Maribel had beard her papa slag• ing the notes ; so just remembered "do, col," and wag 5inigug them over and over. Mother, wtahiog to teach her one more note, said, "Sing do, sol, me, do." Mantel hesi- tated • moment and then struck up: " De, cel, mamma, do." " Dearest," .he asked, mounting op to bim, " are you sure you love me more than you did vour first wife?' '• Why, darling," he replied, " 1 paid only $7 for bee wedding ring. YOai'• oo.t 515." Then s look of trust overspread bee countenance, and she murmured ; " O, you have made lee .o happy." A gentleman, while, walking near • rail- way, encountered • number of bane people in charge of a keeper. Nddise to on of the lusatiss, he said , " Where dee% this railway (.,to?" With • roomful look. the Pantie replied : " It doesn't ge anywhere; we keep it here to run train en." A lady had leen til and no•t-. malice! treatment fora long timr. As s , grew no better all the while, the became . /trustful ni h.r physician'. skill, and did r , wish to see bis. and yet was not bold enough to 1.11 tier^ so. 860 oommtnloated her 'tate of d to her maid. ', Lave 'int to me, mum, la. a 'im te me t " said the left Ry.s n l -by the doctor cams to the doer, and Bridges opened It about an inch. "Sorry, sir," said el e, an't " bet ye coma. In the day. dee•ber." "Can't some in ? Row's that!" "The millirem do be soill foe unoyethe day, sir!" The Sb. Paul Globe le reepooeible for this my, peculiar story : ' Ab a rosiest rehearsal of the Apollo Male Quareette. et Cold.rwatr, Moab., • large spider. mac ale•wly downs his willies thread to abet* the het,ht of Mes Wenn' mbetilders. where he huag ss.peeded for • few minutes. blies bona to move op and down in frost et the memo r•.k •' The 'cooed Noor, who leacher 5000-oottued that tba muvaments l spider uorrespaded wV. r teb th„ vLb; ...sue. a leucin 41 pitchout t tmep ..0 do» o rb. smile, .oil y "They thea tiagas • settee of expert. meow, rad found that the •Puler w iwk ascend or descend eb tut • foul for every true, and, though the melody ay a• ever so lightly, ane the been thundered their heaviest tones, the inmedt oould sot be deceived, but always followed th•leadw part accurately, and with the preut•lon of a dtreetor'• baton. "All kinds of eons wane song to tat the ability of the little befog, and each time he came out of the oosfltot not a boat beil At last the four voic.s struck an awful dp ui.. cooed, and intently the spider scurried. his improvised meu000me and d sappeerej in the chimney." THE GREAT EVENT 0 rifg JUBILEE YEIR CANADA'S Victorian Era Exposition AND INDIISTRIAL FAIR TORONT AUGUST 30th to SEPT, llth Grand Attractions, New Fea- tures, SOLCIaI Jubilee Noveljes -Tar- Latest Invenloae in the Industrial and Amusement Field. Improvements and Ad- vancement in all Departments E Ico11ill all -Primo Teary ENTB2143`'C;I.(p'L Al:TO.-7th, _- CHEAP E sis N ALL LINES OF TRAVEL. Poor F. se lists, entry forms, programmes sad all particulars- addl.( sa - J, J, V T8ROW. B J BILL Fit rex,IDCST, TORONTO, CATTLE BROS. Plumbers Steam -Fitters a . Tiasmiths HAMILT ON -ST G-caciich WE MAKE=__,,....., Sewer and Culvert Pipes AD Mew trams t Is. $. $5 ► Ales oetteatleee. WRITE FOR PR/O1111. 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