The Signal, 1897-4-22, Page 3La ▪ NNICHOL ON. I.. D.B.
111 nsxTLL ovao+aotr,
wnie opeoslte the Post Office
geld l'1L1og, Crowne and
Bridge work a Specialty.
7S Teen lixoerienoe.
No ether oil and no other
medicine has ever been dis-
coveted which can take the
place of Cod-liver Oil in all
conditions ofwasting. New
selnedie` come, live their
Little day and die, but Cod-
liver Oil remains the rockien
which ell hope for recovery
must rest. __Iton-it
tificaily p *tin Stones
Emulsion, it alecks the .pr9,..
gm, of the disease, the con-
gest i ?mend inflammation sub-
side and the process of healing
begins. 'Vera is the whole
truth. Book about it free.
•Lor f ewes. bsr/.r. 0.6
Dentistry. t
LiN. MABEE, D.D.M. LD.S.,—DEN•
. TAL 8UFbION,-Latest and at•prove4
methods for ail d.olsS et times Preserve
one of the natural to•tfi • p dairy , Office
Oyer dry. d. eoeseoWeW..s4 Bowe. 67
w. TURN BULL, D.D.A., LD.S.—
Dental t3 (Lately ae.00latsd
witih Dr. Dixon. of Montreal. bole and porde_
Wa, artiAcSal Moth mounted on Raid or alum -
law hoose. averted attention given to the
arreerrrvation or the.aarel tooth. Oleos in
heLean's new block: ld96-tf
JSIledfsal-
�7 A. THOMSON. Y. D . C. M
'r ore at Reef dears furs..rb eecanled
lit -Dr. Cess ow ea AMsees. Telephoto* O.
1R..esHDiefTIL PHYSICIAN,
st. , 8CR
imJ bro• om jai aYM r
Irtsr. eeMewthe kl
aL
U 0. CAMSRON(B*JUIISTER, t:IOLI-
BL gigot. Csews/sleer. -sr. 9eb.-cor.
roes sad at Ader wets. coo.Co97.17iborne
dish
KNF.ST HIATON — BARRISTER,
Seem" Public. Wia
sleek. wesMmsww-1y
CAMPION.Q.C.. BARRISTKR. SOL-
E. 'daWNotary. Omos emir lledtssl
ta
Na11.'aare. Uoder
14 G. JOHNSTON, BARKIBTER, SO-
IJJ. 1101egr. oemmierioner. etc, Mosey to
stinmoGeriall1O glenoand St. 604
OFTCS E. CANVEY, BARRISTER,
aolicitor.Oo.vsysae.r, fte.. e1e. Money
to toss at lowest rater. ft 's ]ElMott Op•
mato Colborne Hotel. iledertob. Oat.
EP. LEWD!, BARRISTER, PROO-
. for In Mer/Mme Overt' of Ontario
,.mise-9nth Ootftorw 11.t. SUS
R0. HAYS, BARRISTER, SOLICIT-
. OR, R.. pito. Northet., next door
E,.i1tLL Ogee. Private Peds to lad at
1. west rams of Lassen.. tilts
11 ARROW �rl�PROU DTOOTT,es., BAR•
Ash. 4 T.~Os Ostrow. b . Q O. Pi finers.~
ilet
CAME1t01i, HOLT A HOLMES,
Barristers, tbSreltore is Ohaaoer1 to.
SodX. Cameros. Q.U.: P. Bolt
Smiler Bah.
D. WARD, CONYEYANCZR,
s. sr palm
toes Ie er say actio., INN or NO
e ssdlsg to toe Court of Julies. tae
Wort of Arpeal fee tarts, ea' b sett O!
IH.tetooptlC�otrtt. All Ysameltoassad eteraatQP.
addrem Dmammaa. Oat
17•
Leans alma inentranen
-- --ave
k1 ONEY TO WAN. — 00,00y0'00
Privat Toads to lead .t a per "il. ork:
anally. M. 0 CAJrZBON BerMe's
opposite Colborne Hamel Qoderlob. 407.11
1)KIVATE FUNDS —PSR1-4ON8
'trees of ok6ednlna money oa first -elan
farm .e-artty can do so K Of per oeaR by aP
elfin& to J. A:MoDONAOH, Room 1* Free -
bold
-
bold l,nilditur,, Toronto.
(t SEAOEA, CONNKYANCINO AND
L. Inenrsn0e e. g
dims Martin's Bowl.
oderlrh.
?t 1 GNEY TO LEND ON l$OaTGA011
at 4i cwt. Neu. r-•
SEAOM1. oleos eppoNa i 00010
ffzlt>�
THE SIGNAL, GODERICE ON.T : THURSDAY APR. 22 lett
THESE WARIM SPRING DAYS.
The mute • oomis' more this way so' potake
warmer every day ;.
The plodder's dressed in robes of ghee. --the
brightest tints you ever seen i
Green /hoote of flowers begin to peep from
more beds where they're been asleep,
These wets Spring days.
Each growin' y.rb ak' plant'• caressed by
winds that blow hien south an'w.sl ;
The sirtb'. • tis' .oft aa' warm n'
thirstily drinks up each earn,
A.a', dleanm metered. o'er the AM Oho
Plowman's voles Domer, " Whoa,
haw, Bill !"
Thee warm sprier days.
The borer's light t he moils! air an' child-
ren frolto in the glare ;
The bees, with drowsy hum TV low, ..etre
lazy as they oome .o' go ;
The birds fly down with nod n' quirk of
OWL n' oblrp to mo, " Qult work,"
Them warm spring days.
An' somehow stabil' seems to take my
strength, nn' I'm lest hill awake ;
I'm huntti' ler • dry worm spot where all
my oarei ll be forgot,
At I mink drowsily to rest, with all my
thoughts by blanks expressed,
These warm aortas days.
Cuanza E. L Beowtr,
Kaadallyill., Ind.
NEWSPAPER STORIES.
trot Immttbar With Taro creek,.
BrldMtt;-"U yes please, mom, I'm so -
Inv to leave."
Mistress :—"Hat you have hardly tried
the place yet, Bridges."
Bridget ;—" Neat ; but I can't stand the
how clock : it de be making seen a noise I
sea'1 sleep • wink is the morntn'."
Nath verb.
White.z= What is the matter with
Oresee ? I saw him last now, and he looks
ply seedy
seedy "
Qny.—""Ye., poor fellow, he is sneerinv
rerk."
from evet
Wets.— 'I wasn't .wire that be ever
did soy work."
• p.—"Tka6'e where you make a mis-
take. He u.e in the train the other day.
and he trted to open three dtfierent window.
toe ea army dlgenre ladies."
1. aasemw•alscrs borrower Refereese to the
Wirer revealed the identity .f theculprit.
end he wee called epos to rootage
—a matter of some diftioulty, owls. to its
realist, the petiole/4 parte bevieg beau die -
pared of to the mesnHms.
One of the moat 000ning of Owe .book
dyeeotors was en old lady,
enough to regard rare volumes with Ipodel
Interest. Quito an expert at book -bindles,
toe was able to remount the library Dowers
o. • work et se is.^"0-)0..1?.. s la din
to the nae petiolus. The works so muti-
lated were scholarly ,.oe., and •66..Noa was
Ant drawn to the imposition by • school -
'neater who, desirous of borrowing an
easiest oleatio, reo.ived a eooule of ,lrpennv
n avels in Its place, the twain being bound
fn she .over of the ohauto.
Disoovery ie lmmineet eaoept where the
borrower quits the neighborhood : more-
over, the library .temp occupies many
pares, so that possession is at best not
without it. drawbacks.
July U the Royal weedless Bomb.
Jelly tea favorite .sate for marriages in
our Royal Family. On the tint of the
month. in 1862, Princess Alice, the Queens
dioses and muoh lamented daughter, be-,
came the wife of the Dread Duke of if.....
Princess Heloma, the Qasso's third d•ugb.
ter, wax married on July orb. 1866, to
Prince Christian.
1'rieoee Beatrice. the Iately.widowed
youngest child of her Majesty, wedded
Priam Beery of Rattsobert on lobe `.3rd et
July, MS Again the Duke and Duchess
et Pik were 'parried os the 27th of July,
11399; sod the Duke and Duobeu of York
on July 6th, 1893.
Prinoeo M..d's wedding, on the 22nd of
July temp lets& the balm-do.en record.
where Men teutraussber women.
Vanoouver Island, British Columbia,
forma, yerhap", the oboioesl portion of the
Queen's great North Amerioso dependen.
It la a beautiful ooaatry, with • splendid
ohmage, and is an earthly paradise, saving
only for the scarcity of women.
Let an unmarried women go to Venoouver
laised and the " courtship " begins tune
drily, and great rivalry there is for her
band. The mea have gold nre M offer,tbey
own " claims," the have partly worked
farina. sod they want • good home to live
in. They will bus Clauses or bolt•
breeds, anybody to do the hard work, i1 on-
ly •. gook looking woman will light the par•
for lamp at night and sit in the window and
welt for them to moms home.
They fee'. Yaw Bicycles.
Bicycle riders and editors of myelin' pap-
ers have begun to protest ag•iat the lack
of knowledge displayed by artiste in draw -
10 wjstw— et usere sweated --ea Visit
m*'"'• Ono paper even goes .o far
s, to my no draughtsman an the satire
«vestry bee, to judge from hie pictures, ever
mounted r wheel or even examined cese.
The wheel is se much • feature of modern
outdoor life as the horse, them critics ay.
and such • display of ignorance on the part
of artists is u culpable as would be • hems
depleted witk a tail in the middle of his
back, or • dot with ..imine ears.
The lines of beauty in the modern machine
though sometimes mob vutbl. to the old
fogey who still ollogs to the bre as his
mesas of leoomotion, are dear to the teem
of the bicyclist. Yet. caber /m be look.,
be sees dldtorted anthem sad impossible
settee that 811 els Mawr with doll.
J. T. maim,
ratte..eldest ineer.a.. .Rad +-M I
r Omoe-Orr. lrortba. and ftseereit-
MO/MY TO L>tcND.—A L A R GI
amoat of Pei T.N prods for lavestmen
lowest raa1 so O P¥00 4S0. AIM?'
eAnnoT.
R. IUDCLIilr1, GAIL RAL rig
! wrasoe. Rag ier e�d lrimt�
�nesus, - ho e• !•
l0west reed et tat k
ad was to ant w Borrower. dim Square. Woo sy°,~6feae
Mesfaalkl.s' InstI$UIS
a0DRRiQs
l JO$LNICS'
Ira"' mRso0*.ad IA13r'PuIrt oar.
-
ANUTt td d w -err *ad trona to Id r
11000 votiq IN LIE
Leaip D«Ip, W.eMyda ties lire.
stan
T
Wieme .e see /bray e.tQ
P
• samtesd MI
• dub 'usII• bowie.
tl�.
Asesieseeenitinno
rami li f !, At7 ONfR'R
415.1411C`
Jou
ADO -
11.
Ir1R,
omit •.i. tbaaf 00%(
kit
Beam wreag.
A oh.reeteristio •tory is told of the
1•moa. Frenoh avant, Ampere, who was
renowned for his eooentrioitiee. Once at a
vive-voee fir Euolid be loot hie temper with
• oa.didata who was bungling over a de-
monstration, and called him • donkey.
" Donkey yourself 1" retorted the .rami -
see, who was of a fiery temper.
"That ie possible, replied Aspire,
" Dal 1 deal think sit /login sgsle,pls••e.
and yeti rowiillgl admit that your dentos•tr•-
Noe
Tbe cendidabe compiled end was obliged
tosequisete.
" tly dear hey. Ampere then observed ;
"yen ase thst I em net a donkey ; neither
are yes. I was wrong to oall yea so. Be-
sides, the donkey is teltbfel, steady, patient
em�sd bardweekleg. Is enifeg mob other
Q.akoy, Ander.. we wimps did the
donkey sad not ourselves an b jaatiee.'•
11.y%e. of illook.lesertrwers.
Tbte the saws peple whom it 1. danger
0011 60 ar>ri$ as suheodban to p*Mio Lb
mho As adsisteat itbeer'tsu mostly hi
formed tbe welter tent despite Um otiose
vigil•isee It wee bnp.alble to prevent thefts
Meets* ite
Madan.AAdseddialiatale re
ridoshi Imam, wen wereitt etlyy
bon e awl l guitar dim a.s
does" af
Duenl • mese* seseb•mtidfg eR1.rMe
Immo wise aelaema, .o4 el the
4,M.a sinu.UA Omer M
iireseems
rra� hot heat sep.msd
Ai Ole
EI.▪ TtIy
Se Willis / . MwNd
thoss
dueli
Weleitelly
" b * lire w l� ties asps
did i follmrdo w1r titer ewtolit
p nener am oft
• wade sleeptas-
A oertatn well-known Lamina preacher
never prepereu hL .ermonttfir to Sunday
until ate io the weak. met.•-Seatirdsy
Btgbt he .but himself op In hie etedv,ebose
kb text, and began to work out hi. ideas.
But the wheels of thought drove so slowly
tbat he strove In vain. Tbe sermon would
not Dome. Deepairiot of bootees that
n ight, he retired, bit on awakening he was
oonfrocted with the ewfal state of affairs,
the gravity of which only men who have
had • wieldier ospertenoe oaa reals..
Cburuh service was .ca•cey three boon
distant. He had his text, it was true, tint
not a shadow of • line of thought we. in
sight Dm in his extremity he appealed
to his clever wife to help him out.
" Well, dear, what Is your Mar she
N aked.
He told her, sod no sooner bed be des.
se than she proceeded without • moment's
b..itation to put the whole thing olsarly
before him—firstly, secondly sod so on.
For little flue he oould not .peak throrwh
sheer amss.mee6, but, finding hie toogne,
he exclaimed—
" Why, you've hill It exactly. Whae.d
did you get it!"
" Oh," mid the wife, ' • th" truth of the,
matter le that—von set op In bed to the
middle of the night and went bhroogb the
whole of it yourself."
ORUBP AND CASUAL.
To teeters the sz pb w
B wined MIN
• n beau two brs Woo, it ie seed, tied be
careful to empty its orattots tato a china
`weelel tantedistsly. It these two hints are
followed, the flavor of ell oanssd goods L
trestle 1>.proved.
" Haft • Ipso of angry steel " wii l pro.
Cues ne more fatal resahs.bno a Ssgleobed
oold or coagb. For .l throat and bus db -
woes, A yer's Cbeerg►ryy Noble b lbs bort
remedy. 11 b Itvslesble to Deese of croup,
whooping 000gh, btosoblti., and la gnp1M
Spear U hill of berme eo aU whwe ems
'Mutton le sot able to resist the sudden
changes of tsmpawt.s. and other tesalnb-
ritles of the soaaoa To pal the syst.m la
ooadltban tit etsreome time ev, ls, aothtag
b so etfootive M Ayer's 3.rsparilla. Take
it now.
Sed ( e.—" I'm Ulm sired, mem." said
Money Wrugp to the pitying matron who
bad offered bin breademd•bueter and oofee,
" that I dea't, boil's I mould raise a sup o'
wwfy to my mouth ; but if you've get a
lend. .pinto of any Wad so the hoses 1
think 1 could 'wallet • .mall glassful of
. 'GT -CORN.
"• Hot 10 AI10. .tting on with her
btoycle leasrm"
• Ott, sissy,'- replied the young entbu-
e a.t. " 8htt hoe only taken six now, and,
do yea so, I sever saw anyone fall off a
8kldipt (wise 11ves high)—Yoe look
tited."
8mitb—Yes, I an very muoh exhausted ,
from climbing up those four flights of
stairs. Can't you provide me with poste
little refreshment'"
" Certainly, est -taints ! ell open one of
the windows ."
•• Walt • minute, father."
The boy, for it was h0. struggled ,pp
from his father's knee, while a strap hall>R
motionless ho the paternal hand.
" I think I board you say you .rove'
chanted your mind ?" the youth began.
,. Never !" said the bead of ibe'temily,
greeting Chi strap more firmly.
'• And vee, father,' parsed the boy, "
• m very sore that when yon were a bey you
did not favor oorporal punishment."
Which so confounded the old man that
ere he had ragaioed his oomposure the boy
was hall down upon the horizon.
Clara wanted verymuch bo go out into
the field to play. er big siseer said to
her.
" You mustn't ge into,t1e garden. Don't
you see that moo•oow 11446 there ? Whet do
you suppose she would do with her harms if
yea went sloes to her !"
Clara aoewered—I suppose she would
blow them."
The labor lender who is new to public life
had- been interviewed, and he telt nervosa.
" Now, yon und.rstanj," be said " that
I don't wash to be milnpts.snted in any-
thing that I have said."
" Of omame. Ile you -wait be he quoted
w
" N- t.. I don't know as I do. I believe
in every man etioktn' to his par6tonier line
of dnty. I'll pet in the opinions. and you
put is the grammar."
Tumble:—o' Now. hors is an examgle b
smog sritbmetlo. How old would • per -
see be today who was bore in 1868'"
Tou.y.:--''Please, mum, was it • malt
or a Waimea t''
Mr. Sadly :—" By George ! how tired
some of these jokes one axes in them alleged
humorous papers melte me !''
Mr. Scribbler :—" I fsnoy you'd look
tired if you'd travelled about se muoh as
tbey have, and been declined with thank.
so due"
Wellington used to tell a story of • eotdier
in • oeriole regiment during the Peninsular
War whit was .optionally bothering him
by asking favors. Wellington one day said
to him :
" Look here; I believe yen are the moat
troublesome midi*: in Europe."
Tile man quickly replied :
" Why, that 1. (Nosy, sir 1"
" Fewer ? How fanny ?' ,
" Bosses it 4. just what Bonaparte rays
about you 1"
Amongst the emeflest prodaot• of arm's
construction miens mast now be .umbe,ed
• tea -kettle, whish has been hammered by
instmiente Birmingham metalworker one
of • farthing. This critique uteneii U pro-
vided wtth a swinging beadle sod the *owl
movable lid, and spout, and water can be
boiled to it.
During the lest year 400,000 old-fashioned
swan-ouill peas were repelled for rte Gov-
ernment service, and 60,000 worn quills
were reoat. This Is exclusive of the eon -
tracts for the Indian Government. which
sometimes ordure a million „t • time, and
has been supplied with 2,291,000 fit the
wares of • single Toot.
The tagged -out (.ablest Minister wee
°etching • brief r.uq to from the raging mob
of Importunate place -hunter.. A oars was
brought in. Under the name we. writ tea
" Don't want an appointment" "Show
the gentleman up," said the Cabinet Min -
biter eagerly. Re enured. " My door air,
said the o111ofel, " i ter glad to see you. You
are the only man I've seen for week' who
4141 not wept an appointment of some kind."
"Oh. no ; I came to ask n svpotntmont
for • Mend of mine."
The Bisbee '.f Newcastle is • men of sig.
retool, persenaltty and .road shoulders,
though he bean *sees of his miesloeary
nays in India end Me arduous labeler'.at
Poetess. H. is an admirable organiser, a
powerful preacher and rptaker, a total •D-
e tainer, and has an outspoken and forcible
way of dealing with proof ice! gaestloo.. We
is unmarried, and at Porfirio, has lived in a
clergy house with some half -dew of his
carates. but he is not a believer in oelib•te
vows. 1311 father, for fifty years a resident
tory onon of Wt.ehester, was a leader
among the Evangelises, bat the Bishop bas
ateaobsd himself to no party. His meant,.
;fent ohnreh at Porten was the outcome of
W. H. Smith's mnnlftowoe.
• /t POPULAR FALLACY.
Of all the marline, i
_ ., W ww'...d axiom.,
'0 ode that makes me grieve :
For the P1aQWr present
Is sot mew plement
To give liken to receive.
t.edlerd—I'lI lays to raise your rent."
Tenant—For whet"
La.dlovd—They've changed the name of
this street and his now an •ensue."
Reporter :—" You don't /ad tat them
expeditions inters the health of the mob 7"
Atrotie Rxpl*o. • —" Ob, ea 1 In tin first
place we are het WWI about taking off our
Winter flaasels 1"
The
RE!OLIE
Medicines
? Hs ONLY AMPOL00SLr alLIABLZ tBETrna•-
., TIOwe OW THE MARES?.
rireaaat, roe ere 1•eaHhilln .
PHRBNOLI II
Rheumatic
Wino
Ee (with so intesll.s of propoeiag):—
" Do yes think U le unlock, to pet married
es friday t"
She (shyly):—" Well, dear E you like
bhp4.1 .hast, I'. sot sepwatidess."
,• aww6 tom' seed t sidle. tubas Seek.>4
" Mime Ma way this Mak" repliedimilie
.. ser► i.•
" It task avhay all my hash."
(ere wllmelw):—" New, beer Is
0mdit 11eNnY, that yes have ewers
for in*, tlha rises teeth.
leas IwsM,"
• `taro' ass% INMM Myr"'., we
p Mw at Ass tiMA, trwlt t Sys taw. we
Moab I hath rias Me IN elarf df erg "
•• White de yea 06.10. mew Aust P...
r✓. lisorey seer"
•"h•M tt..m.tpl'. w gut
I � � lobs pewee hs r .bewolea1-
ty
PHILEHLIII
Pills
alasulibetured
Gur..teed to oar*
Rbme.atmlm,
"taloa.. Lumbago,
Goat end
Nenreigtt.
A sue core for
Headache, Dir-ztnos@
0seatipetIos, fedi-
asdbe Biliousness,
10 Disease.
Parslyies.
Osmwaldce., Heart
Dimes, slo., els.
.. Maar 1%444 as Merle
So1Q In Oodarich only by FM. Dnabam
"DI ywu WWI le Mahe year wits wilt
}IM nnN
eeo.h
I do [b silte rma sides, .Bd Si rat
Ger Ilse wwNam et 0 lab w NO alb..
f •
tm°.r.; ..x. *% . .,:tat", 1 «.t.
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YOU WANT THE BEST
Then wads no more time look ing for it.
"LUDELLA"
CEYLON TEA
Lilla the bill. It is not only pont, but always fresh
and deiicioee. •
In Load Pockets. 250..40c, 600, or OOc., per lb.
WWD3t ALL THS i DX G' o•itoCE1tY STOR.Wild
FIRE OR NO •FIRE
I an not going to_be undersold kr any body,
HARDWARE
clean and bright will be sold at or below the
prices of damaget cods elsewhere. -
R.W.
OF THE LOW PRICED' HARDWARE STORE.
FINETG ROCERIES!
The depot for Fine Teas, Silgan..- it ed and Green Fruits, and all
etceteras usually kept by first -elate -Grocers. A large assortment of
Crockery and Glassware always in absek.-,�
'STURDY BROS.
Tho Square, Goderich, Ont.
oro
New Millinery
MISS CA>I1138R0 I wishes to announce that she has secured tit Newest Effects tn Millin-
ery for thia,ed'em'a laude, including
All the NOWillispee In Fanny Straws.
All the New Shades In Green ;
Also, the Geranium.
In thanking my many customers for past patronage, I again solicit their fevore feeling
ooneds t that 1 have the correct styles for Ulla season.
M.
MISS CAMERON
Hamilton -.t, Ooderlch,
Common
ense and
uron W heels
Now is the Time to get Your Wheel Overhauled
and put in good shape for 1897 at our repair department We cart
MOS a week and will make you anything in the iron line.
HENDERSON BIOYCLE CO. Ltd. and FOUNDRY.
JAMES WILSON. ]aaasRsr-
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