The Signal, 1896-12-17, Page 6ORK
—IJDI71:1MD—
ervous Prostration
Oomylelo Seerreeeybthe vord
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
"Some years ago, as a result of too
sloe* attention to business. my health
failed. 1 became weak, nervous. was
enable to look after my interests. and
manifested all the symptoms of a de-
cline. I took three bottles a Ayer's
Sarespsrilla, began to improve at ma,
and gradually Increased my weight from
one hundred and twenty-five to two
hundred pounds. Since then, I and my
family have used this medicine whoa
needed, and we are all in the best of
health, a fact which we attribute to
Ayer's Sarsaparilla. I believe my chil-
dren would have been fathrrleae to•u.y
had it not been for Ayer's Sarsaparilla,
4 which preparation I cannot say too
much."—H. 0. Hnr.ox, Postmaster and
Planter, Kinard'., 8. C.
Ayer'sSarsaparilla
RECEIYIND MEDAL AT «01101 FAIR.
AYER'S PRls Save Doctor's R111a.
TOMMY S DILEMMA
I want so much for t'hratmas,
And want it wtth••.,t fall ;
I want • roeker• DV
With • really mane .ad tail ;
1 want • sword and pi.toi,
A cap, and coat of red ;
1 want • little wagon,
And • double runner sled,
1 want • pair of mittens,
For this ono r lost • tnumb ;
I want • book of pictures,
A trumpet, and a drum ;
And with the nuts and pop -gun,
And sugar plume and all,
Ism just afraid our rbimney
Is 'boar a un too small.
NEWSPAPER STORIES.
Failure 1-p.se$Ne
Wb.a N.r;.ime—nerve mon our.—ie .p-
pb.,►, It ,utters not .-f 1.. long .tending.
tis pea.trati-ip .•..•l pais subdu,og power 1,
mob that ••11.1 almost ...ont.o«os.*.
Nervdine to a ner.'e part i•urs. Thi. state
inset e t press- all. Ts y it and be convinced.
I$mseet Old d Seal 1
A Hort time are an old lady went oo
beard Nefsoe's ti mishit., the Victory. The
different *Newt sot Intel net were duly shown
M her, and oo reaching the spot where the
great naval oommander was wounded,whiob
is marked by • raised brim plate, the of.
Deer remarked to her :
" Here Nelson fell '"
Aod no wonder !" .*schemed the old
lady. " 1 meshy f.11 time myself "'
Which was !Yoe.
A good story to told e1 the ready wit of a
member of that numb used fraternity the
professional bora.-dealer.
A stranger was inapeoi its ao stuns! with
• vow to psroha. , and finding aro good
Mstne--like °Mention to make, at lyes haz-
arded the optntoo that "the horse bad •
rather heavy head. '
Well. t won't say hue wot 'e 'aye not, a
rather 'easy '.d," replied the oammy old
dealer ; " bet then, los' blew yes., air, 'e'11
'eve to 0.117 it 'weed "
The taut pane.
Among the advertieemeot. in • German
paper there recently appeared the billow-
iest
"The wnrleman who found • mom with
swam 1s. the Biumentraese is reit m sled ta
forward it to the .d trees of the loser, as he
was reoom.s.e 1 "
A few days afterwards this reply was im-
mersed
"Th. reooq.ix.d yen,l.•tttan who peeked
up a pares in the Blomeasttrsase ragtieste
Meer to oalI at Ate bonne "
DODDS
KIDNEY
PILLS
Any
PO1n
Nth.
0
blood is sure to
do havoc some-
where. The only
ptt1E>1UIE is sound
kidneys, the only
V44e, kidney med-
icine, the only
'edict'. is Dodd'S
Kidney Pills,
d
•
THE SIGNAL : OODERICH. ONT.. THURSDAY. DEC. 1 1696.
Wit Wtt.es M.
One night whoa the Glasgow Fir, Brytde
were Mugs their weal ball. the alone -
hell at the statism saddaaly raga tsrieeely.
The brigade tree set esti) all poesible speed.
Mt mold dad see miss et a fire. e
Inman 6oan whit seam to pmt la the emir
glees hothead, however, • dreeksn NNW lem-
ma am•ims% the .harm-,est
Dtd you rtap the belt "' be asked.
" I did that,' replied tie worthy. "1
want you to bring me mi oestber quart o1
beer."
weeth /hvtr weight in WNW
C%osaldmri.g that otto of roses is worth
sere than ita wetcht a void, 11 way *seem
reaesoIDK to say that ore large soap firm
la England ores .bout 5,000 vaso.s of this
precious itgald.
Roughly 'peat's', they oaoaume about
5,000 meow of ibis golden hold : it her •
ttroa0 room .11 by itself, wherein it ro-
c:hoes m curiously looking terooa swathed
in (taboo.
These demons .re undoubtedly the most
valuable in the world. Although lees than
twelve rumbas la length and only about MI
inches in diameter, each e1 them memo*
E80 worth of hyoid. The same sized Sam-
osa, if tilled with wine of the rarest .lid
moot costly vintage, would riot be worth
o.e-tontb of their prment value.
rat wet lb• Wets* !Ma.
A few minutes before the night impress
eat off on Ire Fast ('oast tourney, • maths -
man walked up to the Kneed, and giving
him the usual up, tubed him to waken him
at York.
" My !maltase is most ureeot,•' he added,
" and remember that, no stutter how muob
I abuse you for waking me, 1 must be put
out at 1 ork. Understand, too, I am most
ditioult to •roma."
Th• guard, however, said he would pat
him down .1 York sitbout tail.
Nest murntag the gentleman •woke u
F.duburgb, and used language to the guard
more forcible than polite.
" Ay., you nen swear a bit," said the
'nerd, " but you oouldn•t held • caedle to
the fellow we put out at York. --London
Tid- Bite.
Three and rear Stake acres,
Poor .lack sometimes has a bad time of it
oo the smaller clam of merchant •nip.. 1f
be falls ill be must practically get better ea
best be oars.
`chim of this kind do not carry • doctor,
but have • medietna-chest, in which the
bottles are numbered, not named. This
chest is under the care of the ceptaia or the
tar ate
rine day • sailor was taken i11, and the
mate went to see poor Jack. to question him
era ha aches and pause. He thee went to
the:medical book and saw that Jock needed
medicine from No. 7 bottle.
But No. 7 was empty. The bewildered
mate hardly knew what to do. At last an
idea struck him.
, Well," be thought to himself. "as three
add fear make seven, why not me the coo -
toots •••••
(t was door, and the sailor recovered,
and the mate prid m himself on being a
.kill"! doctor.
THE 52N0 ANNIVERSAHY.
densest Sevaseas b, .... Je.uN attme..1
s:ederWI. In the ■ethedies 4 h.rrt.
Sunday haat will long be remembered as
am000 the most ..00eeelal anal veteenes ever
held in the Methodist church here. Rev.
loespb Edge, who is universally esteemed
as one of the moot popular piston who ever
ministered to • 000gregatieo to Acton, was
the preacher n1 the day. Atter an abeence
of nearly three {'ears toe suture community
seemed Saaiooe to hear this favorite pastor
again and as * ninth the conic, egat coos were
very larva, The church was never crowded
fuller this at the evening service, when the
service at Koos Church was withdrewn and
numbers from the ether churches were pres-
ent. Between 800 and 400 were in attend-
ance and many were obliged to stand.
The sermoes were able and eloquent ex-
positions of divine truth and were delivered
with • cls rnese and force of utterance
ohanoteristic of this energetic preacher.
The subject -matter manifested careful at ody,
critical research ud was fresh and lite -like
in thought and envirooment. Through both
discourage there breathed front beginning to
end an en -phases ot the wonderful pro'iuten
by our Heavenly father of a salvation and
higber life for which to stave, and the oon-
sequeat responsibilities sad blessings sar-
roaddieg the poesy-iou of the glorious yes
psi in the tte•rt.
For the moraisg sermon the tett : " For
I am sot ashamed of the gospel of (,'briar,
for it is the power of (hod mato salvation to
every one that beheveth." Rom. 1: 10,
was the basis. In the i.trodnotioa bomso-
ity. with eta wonderful genius, was spokes
of ; ita greatness, eta tumidity end its wick -
edema pointed out. Notwith.tuaditic his
aenine men mods a power to modity him
natural proolivitlea. The gaup.! is needed.
Rltoaliem with .11 to beauty and power will
not supply the need. Something doe is
craved. The merit 1. seeded sad it meta
he gives freely. No market produces it.
It is bestowed with • freedom, illustrated
in Joh 3 : 16. It is • onmmodlty, • newer
whim% only the Heavealy Father out rive.
. tad it Dever „rows old. We've o.tgrewe
the respires hooks. the tallow mortise sad
the stage ceao►w. We oetetrow away
things, but we never outgrow the compel.
W• Dead it always. We egad it
in its simplicity. Give the bogy,
tired mea and women the pore,
simple,unadultersted gospel when they o.mq
to the Hoose of trod on Sunday morning
fond they will he beet and encouraged sod
strengthened. The gospel ie a power. It ds
the sitsplidty o1 Jesus Christ. It is the
arwaing spirit, the awakening inflames
from the slumber of sig whit* 0ed sends.
It ie the power to .nagger, be erose oat last
sad segedlia..11 from t.. Mart Ind lite. It
is she.. the ementaiee a gramme* and
more pleatifol than the sora When it
pees.ua.e all this power and loftiness why
o beeld aaynne he ashamed of it' Thee is
f it reason of being asbemed of Its anther
the enar.ne=ol hie early followers ; Hue lit-
erature the gospel bee predeeed ; the ef-
feet of the gesoel apes ►mems Merle and
lives ; it* revolts " it is the power .f 0.d
mato salvatteei se everyone that belifo..sh "
Tie ev.sine .erwtns was a meet.rt7 .f -
fort The tett woe !Mises 128! i5, "Ops.
Tlive Kim eyes that I easy behold weed -
me thisgs eat .1 thY law.' An laterseeleg
aaalmis of the tett was erne given, them
f elite ed masted refereeing to the
let/wlemee .f the weederfal in the history
s1 iter r51a 1 it meets see of Ames ity of
the best.■ MIN. 2. le mewls with what
aisle all messed us. 3. h is a reprover a
Mae denessie dkteestlee whish abarh•tor•
lose many pimple. e. Mas, .1 the weeder•
fel tibiae 1• spiritual, Ordeal mad ether
magna are bifid...g..rnw
ttemeedses bas to iho wonderful le God's
law t het tied yyfll esaidd boars dp tm
t*SUs who gm M Him. ig.arrt gvelntllw
M ▪ the bat
w�wh �Whir `abs
Sada, seam' sad (Utopias !;.dears, se-
gasustisee, the eessd..ti..i walls have
ewe large! beeline dews. We ars very
trego.Uy largely
balers ere de set love
ties habit, The wade... Wiese of Oed'e
law are ant nay bidden Mt the Divine Bo-
is. se lie eel► revealer. Awa the wea-
idross Mi.so to be te.sd ea this law, whim
revealed by the Holy Spirit, are rte heasU-
fsl psalms and poetry ; its aaoterly hisi.rp;
eta trismphe ; its bes.distisse ; its ear -
prime ; is werderfal mysteries. nod its be.
aerteltty. Tho smphes.Meo et the rarities
divisk.us d tae sabje)t was rarest iaterestgeg
and impressive sad beteg delivered in the
wellkown .earnest add tweetsl mossier
which shanotedam Mr. Edge Mho * memo
asdiesw manifested em attention whish
wits nudivided sad Mame daring the fifty -
eve minutes o1 the delivery of lkedio:wares.
Rev H. A. Maepbseeme tied Rev. W.
linters warted to the esteem
The lecture se Holiday .Stamm was at -
needed by a mach larger audience than
sneers l► greets those who mature apse the
pour* platform. The .,Mems " Men for
the .me," was • most bellyful one mod was
calculated to Jospin the hearers, portico
lady those toot eateries epee the duties of
Itt., with a dorm to aehi.v.moms, sad be
u seful to the ge.eratics with wblott they
are Identified. The qualifications acquired
by ideal stea for the sge are : 1, Men of
ebereoeer ; 2, Men peseesatd of geed pby-
* Nue ; 3, Mee with proper ideas of msnsyf
4, Men o1 good temper ; 5, Married men ;
6, Mem of mange ; 7, Mea who are tree
int item 1 he loot ure abounded m intereei-
ing and well -told aneodote., and Him -
Whitlow, bristled with flashes of wit and
eloquent ported*, and was orameeed hill of
rich thonitbt sad aspirations.
At the oleos of the Motors the hearts
thanks of the ooegregation for his mervioes
during the aaaiveraary were moved by
Masers. H. P. More and W. H. Storey sed
onanimouely supported by tee audience.
Dr. .ren presided during the meatus.
The ann+vereary (services were • gratify.
tag •corse** ID every emptier. The presses
of Rev. Mr. Edge was enjoyed by all aid
his sermons and lectures were •000rded the
heartiest appreciation.
The visit of Rey. Mr. Ed,. se the Sal':
bath School was also much enjoyed. H. 1.
• thorough ,Roins Sunday School enthusiast,
irk's be areas to address the school the
scholars greeted bin with Cbaata.gua
salute. which was emend a pretty and ap-
pr.oi^teed welcome. —Aotee Free rr.es.
I Prolog Gcreao Pastor
After 30 years of Rheumatism is com-
pletely cured by
RYCKMAN'S KOOTENAY CORE
The medicine is universally acknowledged
to be
THE BLESSING OF THE mac.
Hamilton, Aug. 10, 1896.
Mr. & S. R okmau,
l�tito., ( hit
Dear Sir,—I take great pleasure in giving
you • statement regarding mar mese of rheu-
matism with which I woe .tfliceed foe over
thirty years. The pain had vraduelly ap-
preached my breast, and .fdfeotsd me oo that
1 could not sleep oar my left aide. Another
troahle 1 had was • kind of Dyspepsia known
as gastric Igdige.tio., from which I suffer-
ed oote.ider•bly. I M.1 to be very guarded
as to what I ata, otkerwlee 1 had to pay the
penalty. At prawn, once taktes year val-
uable remedy known as "Kootemty Core," I
am able to eat my meals withvat may bad
affect and sleep all eight without any pato
or had feeling.
In sddi'inn let tot acid that my Rheuma-
tism v..e n• had at 1im0 that 1 could not
move myw if. 1 am new like • different
nun, owl stsct.ntii my r.uommend your
mrdiein., " Kootenay (;urn" t* anyene sue-
eri's trop. Rheumatism or Stomach Trouble
I am glad to he.. found the Remedy sad
willingly furnish yeti with this informatics
that it may help ethers who are amilarly
afflier ed.
Wishing colt •acorea, I remain,
Years trely,
signed) (;ensu:. BRAC•',
F..tnr,
01 the F eangeltcal Association.
Reside/too, 146 Market -et.
Between forty and fifty women, mostly
Americana, have registered at the Univer-
nty of Berlin this Summer. At Zoriob,
where there are 15U of them, tits womea
students are demanding equal rights with
the me..
safe YOV TAITZD
[ADA"
t:wi '-‘141 TEA.
It is the Mese I)sioi..s lot all Teas.
iN/i MLT mag LIgAO PAMIRS .T
"u""' Bf`°B' 1 Charles A. Nairn
The Bicycle
Season of 1896.
is new o.er, and if you
want to
Store YourWh Eel
for the Winter, I have the
•ecoomodation, and will take
them on reasonable terms.
I would remind cycliata that
Winter is the proper time to
overhaul Wheels and repair
if necessary.
Kverytbi.g i. the
Repair Lille
kepi on hand. end sone bet tsk:.►ed
ban 1s employed.
J.
YULE,
Lv i .i ycle Livery Kbassem
PLAITING MILL.
EfiTfIBL1t11Eg Itis.
BllchailaDs & Boas
ra>.rv.vrvasis
BABE, DOOR and BLIND
Dealers 1a W ktad. of
LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES
And batld]s's materiel ot evert tlaeortptios
School Furniture a Specialty.
Pallas..
Announcement.
New Goods and Best Values
in the Tailoring lane at the
old -established and reliable
Went-st Emporium. Satisfac-
tion guatanteed in Quality,
Style and Price
HUGH DUNLOP.
GET YOUR
OYSTERS
1llwaro
Graiiileare
are necessary to mankind, then how
mach more no are they to the better
part -- woman 1 As thwy are so neces-
sary you should ter that what you get
are goad, thea saving in °nail and
health. Tinware or Graniteware
bought from as is always good, and as
the latest inventions are always
added to our .tock a better •elsetson
cannot be found in (ands.
STOVES .1.,) FURNACES theWe
hen
most
complete line of Stoves end Fern
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Mae in the (lonnty
$ARPE S LEI.
HAS,THEM
STAN DARDS
and SELECTS
FINNAN HADDIE
First of the Season
Cakes, Pies, Tarts.
Ready fbr the Rusk.
('all at D. Camas ell'., the leading
bakery, for your Christmas (cakes and
Puff Pass. Tarte, Oyster Patties.,
Millen Pies, Short Bread. All kinds
at Cake. kept on hand. Orders lett
by ten in the morning will be made
and deliveered the same day.
Wedding (eke.—Ornamenting and
decorating d the latest designs with
a fancy assortment of Wedding Cabe
Ornaments
Almond icing a specialty.
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