The Signal, 1896-4-9, Page 22
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AIN -KILLER
7110 GIMIAT
Family Medicine of the Age.
Taken I ntaraelly, It COMM
I *atrium, Cramp, and Pols ha the
aornaals. Sorg Most Seekkars Gokka
eurylia, sta., eta
Ugall EXtantellig, It CMOS
etc Bruises. Airrns, desk* Oral
Iwnhacka Palo In as rasa N
Itheasnatiwn, Frosted hat
a Grabs woe Wielsoll vs wait salmiwallel possile
• A•iiip assessr.
es aim Waillowis ilia Mawr las Aro
.alie sow its mega saws
'seems* pea awl awe is a awl
hes las thasertgise. lain is
•••••••11 Ewan iwaslose•ebilear-Tileesier
lissisalimarti. se mews iimiselig Pon es
.wilimare hie impala • seposwas sisal S• hay tore
egatime Nom
assmani et iwattswit ler our as gaints ^twos
saw" Asa .....arease. owe asinka, aa
eicAerY TOW WAITING.
•noselgo wet to 1.41kii sum don
(But it's marry Lb. vwewtist--wegir !)
. tatted wolieweakeo ta a peatiehl
imye
Where 11`. *Atte 401 be furled, mg tbe
step wit ley
tt anohnr Itelte 10 lb* ter awe, -
Bet Ws weer, the *Diem,. !)
4,eare a 40 9,01 .0 the troubles of souls on-
preseed :
(Hot it's a-, the waiting weary
nnotime, 10 he future, whets God *Maks
bast.
He'll lov 114 4 ten teederly to rest,
tad rowelll Kenya irem the thorium, in tar
toms' :
(601. it'. • etry the vestals weary ')
sere's an end to he world, With ifs stormy
frown ;
(Rut weary the Imitate Wear )
'''here'e • lothi somewhere that tie oan
drown.
And where I f.'s (mei Loden* are el I ado me
crown -that k G ,4--fer ft...ill (MOW •
( But atgar*. • ,..• wait ni• weary
NEWSPAPER: SfoRIES.
A seeders eibleta
IS is ges.ww:1) 1:io oss'est thutg in the
world to iris.. • antis, without *pint, but
'ere is one reo.b. tristfta•s where a
o moh (Infer in ft re -note Enklich rural di.
• -int towered himself with el.ey by doing
afternoon he ead bus mach ..ad four
,ftm teethes top to the 'am Diner like as
....alanerhe. A. the ext.+ slopped one of
• De homes drorno•ti
•*Tbie •'.d4..! ' mod) responded the
•lriver ; "doe as thend a. the ti of the
..tH two er.i'vft (inch. but l eft s• 1going
1., Pot hint :roe 1111 I reit to the me lib
..• 'ppm' place "
elowida ailarelages
A *tor 611 1: las le pl.e.d on t he haek af
.. mule ia a stmel wooden box alit 21t Ns.
40are. 04,.. •10.70: high, which ts Demo
.ented ou•stde with galy•uoll :red ribbons
die is to th•v eveerted thengh the
monied street. of her native town or
ie, end ale, that of filo bridefroom, to the
ccoompetement of fire V. native tom tome,
;we. Poe, loot deem*. whas before and bo-
oted are friends with loiters., and Loom
• able itah....1 'in In various devices
As may he ieneglate4. it is • vursously
weird stebeaele, for all them processions
Tata place after d .1 It.
The brit* iv net semi unveiled he her hole
Dread nattlafterthe merrisee ceremony.
-
Whew. 11.km& ebe
Scene: Loge elotiene estaelidiment.
rate widen, man : "1 may mister, this
eon' t do, Ter heft', Yen advert:PO t hor•
• h!y oktunk ..it. at 25s. Money r. -
,rued 11 ont approved !"
Proprietor • " V•11. ny gont man. re cae
prink it mnrefo.oj, yen wish 11 !"
Irate Witelung Man iCe three
oates toe smell new. and only ton in on*
• :lower of rem Rent'. the. wet I weal
• ny mosey hack. I doe% approve. of it !"
Proprietor : Yon are wrong; my root
'an. Shan reed t hot notice again
' Thoroughly dine k imit• mosey
mimed if leo approved I' ntmosey
e s approved : it Yee not moeriv
esiesterig eke WIMPS.
The Ku•wan ••lerehal Anoiroff was bon-
e s as s poor. wet was fond of onnfueng
-be mon ander his command by, .ski g them
imentrootell and absurd onestions But no-
neimially he met boo metch. Thuonma bit-
er January night, such se Roses only nes
reduce. he rode up to a sentry end de-
moted
"How many eters are thaws in the sky
eolome, not • whit diet netted. ene•
• seed coel'y. •• Wait o lttle snit 111 tell
•oV And he 4.1Dherately nommeneed
sieenting, -Owe two. eio
When he had reeehol nee loindred, Mrs
meet litho was half fr. ten, thought it high
ism to rule nff ant however wit haat W-
iesner the name of th• reedy reekomr.
Neat thy he found himait promoted.
•
to owl me moat the Mt. Presently a kriobt
Ids. Omsk his•-• bogey sobsteas of ths
proldins ; god be said.
"Sere *Seer I Toby this fellow oat M
the markst-plaoe, mid let dm aoriona with
his bear metal be makes ap the Milarios
Wises hearths tia reatainiag tea shillings,
his. oat et Iowa
Fallpleatiee of eles Olean keillined.
eairuktioo of the heart is perhaps the
.551 00.5I000 symptoms of heart disease, an't
Is deflaed as pulsations that ere perowvol
by the oetieet It 01141011 011 UR paroxysms.
with intervals of mere sr lose freedom from
attack. The heart may berm to beet viol
wetly : it issay posed retains' the walls ot
Ib. chest ; the vessel may throb in these*
the eyes Weems soineed, sod the howl
•ohe er ess the ether head the heart mai
be very z spad asd *my feeble, sothat the
pulse limy sonsiet °sly of • series of rept i
and almost impalpable mores.
Those emporia, from pelostation or dotter-
iag of the heart should sot delay treatmen•
• single boor »r Agnew'. Curs for the
Heart will always re!ieve this trout l• loth
Lo the lest half hoar, sod for this reason in
regarded by physicians generally as .tto
orneeteet known remedy for the heart Sold
by J. E. Davie.
The illeeemeas Tommy Alklas
The n.it aye Mho' y (aokerd are • heir!'
gessoes lot, but not withetearbee 0r! •
braes set of felovrs when oceasion recuiree
Every Moor has to serve • tartan titn• rI
the reeks, and it is ammusing to see th-
vistraordiasri 14/crania in their ageo
Goo min le • grey bearded veteran bent
with age, while next 40 hint a. boy of tif
teen ; then well come • tall. this, middle-
aged moo, on whoa* side is • burly war
ow, wbe might to hie father. Amd so it
goes on all down the ranks There thei
are, devoid of ell martial bearing, all mite.'
up. totally regardless of any grates:0e ap.
peerentoe they prised. Theo only point of
simil•rity between them is their uniform.
w h ten ooneists of braggy bills breeches, s
dinoy rod ;octet, and yellow slippers,while
• tserboosh covers the head
They drill fairly w.Il and the" to the
Koglisit werda of command, which of course
adds to the itiosedruity.
A private's pay as 1461. per day when h-
one it ---and that of the head of a battalion
le. oat of whirth they bays to provide their
own food It is not eatraordinary, then,
that .Ileo they they wave the opportutie•
of ',libeling they dos. with good 'Boot. lo
factt, oars of the meet, cosi
mon punishments inflicted on an sternly
tribe re for the &rely to be sant there for •
oiewoo eond it is visitation more dreaded
'ban eves the locusts. The natives mill it
"satiric the tribe up
Martinis sad Ketningtons are now mam-
mon among the troops, altboueh many sea •
woad ',magmas are stalls nee
Mad awoke km Noma
It re the law nf • pertain Gloucestershire
Algae that •Il ellowmee, into/taste, awl
mime wieder. must go• license before de-
ag truesneee there ins day • fat whose ,
lass, who hod been in th• lore/Sat wontha
without doing e it was
te armee somebody h .en nftetwards.
shag mum a• lodger) with a nerferrnise
hear.
"Rave vet got yer linewee• asked the
pelseemaa
"Me,- iii I • •sh,h,4,,,, e„ h.
"Tem yen any priermere, said the pollee
man.
And he tritionplieetly marehol ery «ita
shoes to the snows Mem. Le leading the
Mahal" mei the Italian lowboy the bear
Aerator...1 balers the seagairate, 'it.
vga plesd.e getity, &ad the raegistrate Rare
bias • rams swam sa4 theilline Isms,. no
Iths emerett• of AM eases, eating hy ha I
tagire LII, the full posolty poo•Ael
milord had • lot .4 50.51 chases le
hie psalm. hes 5 beteg wooly potato', II
Oily seemed es •• thieey Mailbags Tee '
seneveata the umeleteste wee 3 $ gum -
1 1.Mai% wan* e• mad SW falfses
dew albe eleameglat Mimi tat Ib.' Point
"Have you ever experienced the feeling'.
Mr M'Pelioaa sad this young lady sof' -
ly. "thet tome great opportunity waa lot h
to your grasp but you hal hardly the pr
Me. 05 mind, tins couraiii, as were. 1<'
avail yourself of it r•
"Why--er--yes, Miss Quickstep, 1 ha'',
'sometimes had a kind of feeling as d I.
ham vort of sent for and couldn't go, vo
know
Mule Amanda siehed dreseely, and ther•
woe a pause,during which the two sat *0 15 •
moo dnrkoses of the Qiickstep eerier le,.1
e 'chastise' profouod listener. The door ip
ened, and Mies Amanda's elderly femal: re-
lative hvoliect 10
"The boel you are looking for, aunt
* aid the young lady with enttre eelf-pose• •
mon ant some emphasis, "is probehly in t. library
The elderly female relative withlrew,end
Mies Amenla stook• avant io tbe soft mne -
el persuesive voice ot a trained applicant
tor oharity
-Sem will not disturb us again, Mr. M'
Pviliean
•••She ---.h, wasn't dieturiene me, he pro
tested. An. .tie eat and looked helpleeely
at the gioe octal* io the grate, with th.
heeling thee owy breath he drew was e
mortifyine Died ghastleohlwitter.
"Yee. ' vaguely eassereind the bewilder.]
youth, and he tried to remember when h.
hot started to say anything of the sure
"yes of 'oar..."
"As you were about to say, Mr M'Pel
ker.." resumed the young lady, "there ar.
times when it 'geese to sll of us that et
must speak what te di our h -in our
muds "
"And while I seri not ones that 3 reign, tt
listen to vas, Mr MT. -limo." she loo -i
with doencest mee, "when you speak •
nee in tho-ia the preemie.' mariner,
yet -- '
he young maa oneld feel hie pulse bee.
in, a tattoo no I h• drums el his ears;
110 eat like • bound bey at • oorn.hueltiog
end said nothing
"By the wsy,- exclaimed Mies Amend'',
presently, "I have • new honk nf !nitres
Hies, Mr. M • Peltosn,that I am sure •eu w I
en,' y twang It is a barge hook, and ven'll
h ave to mov• your cheir--why, certainly,
you can sit here with me on the @of&
never thought of that.''
The pteures defined before the eye* of
the young man in blurred, oosfused in,.
ages
"Isn't this *mars, nig of the •Conreship If
Floe...Dee lbonbey awl iValter “ay'pertectly
lovely r'
-115. *tech ie •i alter r• he eases&
"There ' Look closer. liou't you INN
ham 9"
• 11,.• he eourt no ""
"Yne'd love. to Dome rimer. Mr M *P. ID
car. I declare, thenah,awl she looked
archly at the trembling, youth. ' I am e1.
mow sheet el let yen onner any elaeo Irma
look exacely lipt Waiter in the picture "
Ane 'hen the arm of -that helpless reline
Irian &to,* in • towel apolowette snook on
way renee the owe of the charming Am•
sada One loom her hewl oink on kb0
shoolleo end the hook eserevisge
segleeted or.
"MOM.' eh. mod an hour later. as sh•
toy, eoha teeton on his float, "re hole
bey • doer on earth did yes seer menthe
en the coureige to ask not to be poor tette t
You knew sell eueugh I never rave you •
partook, nf sitonnrageaseat."
The voting man pateed her osadoemoling
l• on the head sad thee 'vibe weevily with
the votes of 0 Alex daps/ tbe lathe -
she
'When I retake up my Wad to do oat -
Armada so elistaids es earth eas
Mon me "
lesemet Tome bir. 111`P0*lseal.
Tb."1111114.10 Suislb
Is warmly more mead time the Rehash",
Isli• settees of Herefline es ell Made ef sato
le it eworsigis • raise Is woad sad rapid,
Tootheehe is mired as if be mead lifwa-
niattsen lads s enamor la • Mew applisdlnos
of the peweefst mei pssestmalseg Nerellhis
Ip • weed, seta, erisOlisr labirsal whom
▪ lea • prompt amildeds la Nervilei.
Ohm Newelltass *Id DreogIshi am/ Aged
sirs rz,.. 11. eel NI (s
sista ly
•odds a 96
WRONG AS FIANDOW.
IMI0HOUCHES8 MARIA THERESE OF
AUSTRIA AND HER STRENGTH.
libe Gas Left e. leas aad WI01.1 ill 10 A11015
AVM- nigh The Poring litaisne IF•41411
of Liam. Korai Woman -Ais ara-
peemee eaeieue Steak.
You may fad balhe heard, but it la
true, that Cmpresses and Queeus have
often achieved dialltietee, by equoe-
trim feats that one does nut ropect
10 withal/la exoellt la a circus. .4 err-
tain royal lady won renown aa one
a the foremust tosajurers of Europe.
It v. as reserved. however, '..ir the tail.
and statuesque Aralituc5eas Mar.. The-
rree ..1 .• ...nor. *0II ,xt ttiat bristlier
Id the Emperor, who is th. next heir
to the throne, to earn 1..11,e hy feats
Id in tait'ular .sorength tn.i• adopr some
-
wheat of the variety shoe
Two years ago sbc ea. losing the
elegance aed elasticity ..1 her tine
tigurc, sod Desna a twins.. of realer
thenics. Sbe soon acque....1 a remark -
obit* Platte:es-Doe with tbe Indian dubs,
dumb bells, ete This led her to other
reethods uf developing the inuscieli.
euich as punching th.• bag. wrestling
and putting the hammer and the shot.
Austrian Yoki mai& °Metal WWI semi-
••fficial,•any that she h.... Itglit, develop-
ed such on ontoadhltig amount of
atrength that she la J1111.- to raise a
full-grown man from thr ground by
one Mad. and to hold him aloft on
her extended arm fur several secondi.
The Archduchess once rode horseback
from Reichenau to Guns Anti back. II
distance of considerably more than
100 miles. without Mopping. A ouurt
dignitary ventureel ts. temonstrate
with the Eanilleror about efie matter.
urging tbat the Archduchesses was by'
such tinprudenoer endengeri ng not
only her health but alai the stove...kin
to the crown. -Ah. it is easy to sae
that you are not a tnarried man." was
the reply of Hie Apostolic Majesty.
The Archduchess le is bold moan-
taineer, and unaided by profereional
guides she ham made earn* exceeding,
ly dIfilcult ascents In Austria and In
Switzerland. She patnts beautifully.
U,. sculptures well. writes eleverly
and is einguisrly well fitted mentally
and PhielnallY to brown, the en -
press of a sport -loving people.
Einspreas Itilzabeth of Austria, once
a performer of dazing circus feats of
equeetriandin, has been compelled to
'mane riding beat:zee of her health. and
she now walks for exerciseoften how-
ever. cov eri rig distance. that woedd
weary an amateur pedestriars
Queen Henriette of Belgium, by birth
an Austrian Archduchess. ountlauele,
In spite of her /WOW -% hit,- hair and
rank as a grandmother. to 00mM her
time with circuit riding A year ago
Me gave in the rkling l'''bool of the
Royal Palace at Brussels. a rimed -
public performance in which she and
her daughter Cestnenone put their
horses thiough all kinds of tenet
Paces and trick riding with the skill
of professionals. They leaped their
horses through burning teems and over
flaming hedges. and Her MajelltY
Jumped a pet horse over, dinner table
covered with flowers and lighted can-
delabra& The site drove a team of
twenty-in•hand. herself mounted on
her favorite mare.
The Queen la a woraderfuLly clever
conjurer, too. having been instructed
by the great magic -professor Her-
mann. now dead.
The widowed Con -nesse de Paris., $o
extent:the:ley masculine in all her
tastes and manners'. shares with her
son-in-law.the King of Pertugal, a
passion fur bull fighting.. and on her
estate near Seville she enjoys organiz-
ing bull fights, she herself, armed
with a lance. taking the part of a
Picador.
Her sou -in-law, King Carlosle as
eittilful and courageous a torrero a*
she is a picador. and in the prmienoe
of hie court has laid low many a bull
While the Comtease de Paris tackles
the bulls an horseback the King dar-
ingly air/sails them on foot. He bt not
the lino King of Portugal to achieve
fame as • bull fighter; for one of his
ancestors. King John V., Burl:ironed
"The Magnificent," was in the habit
of descending in the areas kluaself
once in a while to show kis subjects
his dexterity as a tomer°.
Queen Marguerite a Italy's sister-
In- law, the young Duchess of Gellaill.
IE !h.: oki r• d-balted PO:loess of the
tined in Europe fier time Is devoted
to ferollag, tennis, oalistbenica, hon.-
earr.t.i: bar practice and eprinting. She
has acbleved Jai friction by her nieMl
In hale:ling a boa., and by her long
rides on horeebaca froin Turin to
M Of: :VII and bac,: age•In on the darn.
herr« on the oceuseei DO hm annual
%net.. to bit relativee Ln German:f-
lit... is a superb sorlionow. too, rival.
lin, Queen el !Lira o: Ppaln and
Queen Pia uf Poi .0 oil. Qucta Pia of
1'ortini4.1 %ears, iv."' hp-elais tor saving
lac st Ina .II: tho ler .. of leer tea&
The wl..owal ba.44 r at of Mosta ex -
(1,...'' In 41.• InG a trt..i...ado..., horses
Wore*the taro a ti...1 e.r. being ke)t
,11..
at vie wiiiie tio.• inird maintains
a AMA, *. re er v . 1. e car. it • r. *1 mounds
veiey ' . but i: -very di* leull, and
the 1011110anYr Cato lua la ote• of dal
few Russoin viol...ea 'Who te.W. 1, e ma.-
tered 17
Th. widowed taiierzp of N<j' A 1111 -5'
hero of the Sok • i' tee Le. k1+.1 1 -
o nly Lady K. Igo. e. 1._ Re *ere D r .•
of elt .•. ....... •,,, h., •. . .1. .. I
1101•Ig tor esrai • a; .,:ei•; e: . e e ,
fire. Ete a a 4 - ,.• 'ob.* • • ' ..0
often tali. a ..... : I ...... .. ..li
IC0 tillklire lett. : .1 .. . i . : ....I
from IV 0.1ortioot t . 1. .• , 1 . ' • , 1
the Empires* of ..t.*;.l., r.'.. . •.. •
her entries to tie lieh the 3-, se .. ,...i ,i
"Count isolls. '
t •
Breed sheuld ei
soft as it co..• 1. 1...
sooner and h 1.
digestible a 1,
err. To ut.liae
thorouah:y 3. .
roll It. T1 0 ;
add • hitt p to 1 i
mall. Peat Cr a I
milk and i aka
abloom of tit i • 00 k •D
veldt Moat a got v y.
Peet I.• •0 0
Awording to the la en 'stall.,
gutsily debt of the srms
isiggeggatit 116.001.010.00. fl! .1
NW` f••• tbe' *bole
Tee Leairliesi yet MA* 1,4, 1. , .
SIMhe the P01,1 urea rise r.
w ort with mg 1111reilsad's ret• . it
Illesetateland IIII the S.555IeI S
APRIL "
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READING THE HAIR.
- -
Awe a Lima tbe Ithydemsosedalle ffrael
Abestat la.
.Phyariogio'nsianto read tbe Asir as Pel-
1,"
Smooth .01 15,' waving. nue hair In-
doistes gentleuess. qutelusona stiMS-
nma We tuin each recall the weasiba
with the wavy hair. parted In ate
the gentle Christian woma.n and
maltaculate home -keener.
Curly hair denotes vivacity, e yield-
ing nature. Immense love of approba
tion. and frequently a la the isoll-
resioon .4 Mega and women of great
literary And musical Ilif 1.
thick. rather coaraw. straight
..o.L hair le said to be fount: on
with more order and industry
than mental ability.
Fiat und aleek-looking hair is heed
54, mehtul weakness. Alas
to. the men of taohien '
Straight, fair hair, atiourv,Hng to th.•
type if the bead It is found Oran'. tr
aveepted, If toxin an intellectual fl. -ad,
ae indications a gentle, ant:able and
leaned dirpooltion The same hair upon
an ill-fortned, stupid heaai ind,cater a
phlegm:ate. temperament. Take.
for raanipler, th.. loge tir..L f -hall'...1 Kngliviswomati and the- • nexen•
let irmt stupid dermas) to- liwedieh
pea.nent
A marked *Jifl',r,-n,' 5.. 00k11! SW-
IM 1,11 the heir and ..yebrows Orioles
untrustworthineest.
5;•••si halt .4 the nal brkik red Is
hold Mean much!), and perfidy. cm
ith
t..e.igrit.tii:t;:hintae.yrthav 55 45.,4un)b.rosnh
a-t.etm
n'entle. loving and very ousting des.
That the tonditien th.. hair .--
:d.f,:e.--„it....ddtiyitnhwane erne
.1 .44.ute mania by the rniuth and
brietling oondition of the hair. Where
the hair uf a lunatic is DontinuallY
rough and bristling to an extrern.• it
mid he throb" recovers; en the- other
hawt it hen the heir of a patient
row. soft And emee.th.•11 regeolea
am a oar.. indieation of mental Improv.•
In. re.
An ithendanee of %tome. criep, black
•n brown hair le &mooted as donot ore
strong vitality anti pasetion If light
fine and abundont, eelf control.
That the. character a the fee, may
be cbangevl by wigs of varioue styles
la understood by profewslonals. Re-
finement win aware call for silk)
fine hair. beauty an.' loveliness for
sea einem+ or curly. *cupidity for a
`hock ••1 roatlie, rough brown or blacit.
and savage feenrity for straight wiry
blacie head cayenne. Hence the as
elfeestion of stage wigs am I.gal, virtu -
out.. peeisant. Inver. villain. dot -tor
etc -ehleago Chronicle
ATOMS OF tLECTRICITY.
(allevilattass Theo townie seam prebosolibile
to Average Satanism/we.
Have you any idea what an "stone
of electricity" would Lek itwa. MOO
or onefl like ? in short. have you
odnd that is ceigiabb• of insaginine
what such an infinIteeinsal division a
th.• incomprehensible vrould be?
We think not- The writer has spent
his life "delving in the realms of the
wonderful." Yet he in free to confese
tam he has rso rnore of an idea what
an atom of electricity would be than
he has a what is to b.• understood Itt),
the armed,. "sour' and -etereity •' But
ther.• a.re those who have been spend-
ing hours, days and weeks exploring
and investigating in the bottomleee
ocean nf electrical mysteries, and who
heave arrived at imme startling eon
clusione. That such a thing 011
abinii 4 ehotricity" exists ham been
believed in by a number ot eminent
clove Octane and philosopher', among
them the honored Heintholtz and our
own Thomas A_ Edison. Working on
the theories advanced by the former,
Prof Richert, a wen -known lettropean
Invest igator. has mr le eome ex per 1 -
men ts in that line that have Martled
even the electricku se men who come
in daily contact with thieve a the
moot wonderful nature.. Aetording to
a recent deterrninatioo a Prof. Rich -
harm, the ernallest poesibly quantity a
eleotricity-that which may properly
be termed "an atom--- is ouch that
4351 multiplied by 1.000.000 three times.
!hot Is to sayby th.• cubic of a mil-
lion, wilt gtve the number a atoms in
a coulomb of electricity. -St. Louie
Republic.
pampa el.
W. A W00Wh50. of Los Angdee,
Who wag in Waged Von recently, for-
merly lived 1. lass .essee. and tells the
fellowing story Judge a M Key,
now retired:
A mountaineer who neemeci to be
half witted was prnught Into court
charged with emonshining.
"Are you guilty or not guilty •-• ash. -
ed the judge.
"1don't know what 70' mean.** re-
turned the Prisoner.
'1131111 you or did you not make liquor
without Paillig 'kende'"
'Course I did. It's g054 likker,
'edge."
"Well, Metal you know tt was
along
"'Course not. Pap made It, an' he
wer a good man. a preacher:*
There was such • vacant look In the
man's faoe that -ledge Key believed
hio io be seen. Idiotic. 'Turning to the
d 1st r I ct attorney he sold : '*1 don't
know What to do In this case. The
man le evidently non corripos mentls."
"I'll tell yo' Mire." 'unrested the
colprit. "roman' 'it' Jens let this th%11
diap nn both Odes. -
A nd the Cage was "droOped."-WaSh-
ll ton Star.
The Itsissiaa end • o Hower.
`Two young Ruardan officer% attached
5. 15.. (oak Infartry regiment resent:1y
nano -:lied over their curie In a cafe
ohnntuit st Oritabilrg, and one ue thorn
• • t be other acrion the cheek with
hand. The sobsitern• were
.o mtradee, and the aggremor
amPle and satittactory spot
• n he tame tn hie senores Thls
+lie Ily aceepted ITV hj frtenft.
1. gimentsit uteri nf honor de-
' tfr t the of' eerie shored ?lino, and
eess arrant, I with tient, at
we& The young lient.nant
Di Tree ved the affront and 1or-
5.• 1, mi Wit! hit in the thigh
n•lei end nonsequently la un.
('r. further 11.111 Me The traeri-
• poweedleare of these military
of hetet?* (writes Der ersrt eapher
re as stupid as they an* min -
1.4.1111 et Pally News
---
Illemove to. elm..
,.1-.101 foto of movicidar forms are
k 1104 the other sittemnies, s.
!SONE FREAK MYERS.
NATURE'S CHEMISTRY TUROIS ONE
RIVER INTO WINTRY FLUID.
Mew the Semmes of litivere age Sew
/mad -TM Not Neer Lbe
Loopme Maw ea the north Americo&
Oassalaissit -"" Cataa'is isierrew."
It Le • recognised fact In sinew* that
vary few great nvers bave been tbur-
oughly xplored by going up Moslem
For pearly 71010 yoars traveMrs and ex
plurcre endeavored to dimover the
ammo o: tin Nile by asieending that
wonderful river Hut by Lb, time tilt)
had reached the diMcult Pan of the
/stream their ruippliesi and energy were
exhausted, anti they sould go no fur-
ther. it is only by seeking the sources
of rivers by overland routes that ex-
plurere meet with PLictasig. lt Wag la
Okla manner that tienry M. Manley
traced the route a the Congo la
.‘fultat. In thin %ay of procedur..
Frederick tkiewotka wao enabled tu
float doe. n to Yukon, mid Smiler foutet
the secret of the river ehle.
One of the moat eur...to river; thet
• haa mune ta. the Lie.. -.Ise of men is
the Wobbk ..5 Eallitern Airiest.
C110., .1.101 ropiri ttienie. abounding
10 strailete fish and tetuosous terocedlir s.
Although it flown for haindreda .4t
Saliva t h rough fertile ends the tall -
Menge %Whine a water ever re...tert-
ian the awa A short 'Deane.r north
of th equat Dr ie. rio e • If Pot in a
desert region, a feu sullen from the
Indian ocean
Some a th. more recent explorers tot'
A loska and British A mereea
that the hlissiesuppi 011/1 no longer be
regarded a-- the largest r:ver en Iho
North American contiiireot Th;s
Mirth:in :s for ihe great
kon Illwrr. Accord' tg 5. Ivent Petr.iff.
who ?pent o•er two »ears tric Alaska.
collecting Ouileriate for t he Min Oen-
sup, the Yukon empties Into Orton
Sound about one-third nsore er
than the Miesteeppl pours into the
tiulf of Mexico. The Yukon basin twine
ernes the larger part a Northel-n
Alaska. and 600 mace from its mouth
the river is a mile In width. Many
centuries' before tt wee discovered by
white 'men It very likely served as
the water higbway Into tbe interior.
for tribes whom we believe to have
roomed frorn Asia to the AnnerIcan
eontlnient The Yukon River la over
2000 miles in length.
Travelers report that in Algeria
there exists a small stream which the
ehombory a nature has turned into
ink. le 01 fawned by tbe union of two
rivulets, one of which is very strong-
ly impregnated with Iron. while the
IOther. meandering through a peat
marsh. irntdimer large quontities of
gpallic arid Lettere have been written
i with the natural compound of iron ond
' amine acid, which forum this small.
yet wonderful stream
TI, Rio d• Vinagro. in Columbia 19
a stream, the waters .4 which, by
mixtune with nulphuric acid, become so
sour that the river has been raPPro-
prettily named the Rio de. Vinagne.
; or Vinegar ItIver.
The Orange or Garieh River, in
Southern Africa. risen In the mountains
which separates Natal from the
Orange River Free Stale. Thee length
of this stream as 1000 miles. Its banks
abound in various valuable. wood,., and
around it are found rids copper ores.
ln this stream are rnany varieties of
fish which are found until the river
peewee through a rochr region con -
'Lining copper, below which the water
is said to he poisunoure lab -lost instant
ly killing the Ilse that venture near it
"China's Sorrow." a curious name
for a river, 30 the tftle bestowed upoe
the great Hoang no. which nate in the
mountains' 04 Thibet and follows a
wonderfully circuitous channel for
UN miles to the Yellow Sea. The
waywardneed of this migbty volume
a water makes the river a oonstant
source of anxiety and anger to the
170.055,000 dr people inhabiting the
central plain a Asia. It is known to
have suddenly changed Re eourae nine
times. It has moved its mouth four
degrees of latitude each time, empty-
ing Ks vast Roods In different direc-
tions, and finding a new cdeasin4•1 for
Itaelf, where score% of towns e-nd vil-
lages have stood. The river has great-
ly changed the physical character of
a wide area. converting fertile region.
Into a sandy desert or snaking shallows
a thorn, whether It hi within the
powers of modern aterme to save tide
great plain from diesetrous overflow
and changes of the rivers bed, is a
questkoi which during late years, hsel
been wftchny discussed, eopecially In the
scientific circles a Paris and Los
don.
A note', r remarkable river 5. the In-
dio. a Irmo stream In Hindustan. It
rises In Thibet, and len course is a
wonderful one. On reaching fiuset,
most northern point. It turns mouth -
ward loess itself in the hills and re-
appears at 'relict in Kohista.n. The In-
dus La 170 miles In length- After re
aenelnd the waters of many tributaries
Its chantl grown narrow, and here it is
divided Into many channels, some of
which never return to the parrot
stream. It abounds in fish anti croco-
diles.
That claneleal river, the cianges. 3.
erratic In its course. Ilke the Pinang
Ho. It is promln, nt both in religion
and the gengraohy of lndla. It varies
not only from seaiion to meson, but
from year to year and frequently ex-
ehansite old passages for new ones.
It has been Paid that the Oa.nges de-
livers Into the sea every year 014005,'
*00 tons of mud, wand and other solid
insittitr.
An 014 ante.
Here Is a joke which is al leads NO
years old. It Is printed to show our
lineestora were not unlike their de-
scendants, and could on enerepoldon
grind out a pun with due elaboration:
"In II dInputel land boundary ease
«Mee was tried In an Itswev °musty
town the other day. the muntiel tor
the plaintiff. In pointing out Om
boundary, said W. Ile on this olds'
one oppnoing (spume' said : 'And we Ile
on this side A Juryman cried out
unounseinuely . 'If you lie on both
Mdse. how are we to tell «Molt Is ta•
Omit liar r --Boston Transcript.
Suet rem gems mkt.
A viewebant alone ta a rove
I sof tit dm. ' Why are rev parlay the
get: 1 ine.. et willow. tit all fore
allaglas; St -willow tftwelaliser
"Ake 0 nailed NA IN alostbses1
'see
Ivry r Ihrosii. fok 11.
"I 111001 ft WM nollilenweserk.
Th• Wad moults of pheinamomatiail g.
SS ss sad the hem, ...d..-. spa !omen 4111
11.111411141 .1 us i osaposiadisiii A5.,. &raw
nib\ 1110/1011, skaith 1.41 . (eatery is sa.
155555. 5. • noidiciaw, at I fully 'bre.t et
the lige ra all that AgeeIsssek• it be was.
dere dewed Foo.ber
• ems oeitmeoil wits. prime porfostiank
whims/&r..dIg..1 like me who Ms
hie pock'''. teal of gold, ewe always moos
obasge for bis ordisesey masetees.--Sessia.
111beimediti 4. Johaa,
A Common
Affliction
Poem* Coed by Wag
AYERS sarparz
A casaarvicrs STORY.
WAS anteted for eight year* withaaft
Rheum.. tiering that time, I trod a great
many nedictnes whirls were !mold> rer.
°mew, tied. but owe gave ase relief.
Mt 31 at Lin advised to try Ayers Sara
p.anile. by a friend who told me Omit I
must Lifetime six bottles, and use them
seeording eireetions. I yielder, to his
presuroree bought the six bottles, and
tma the nameable( thiee of them he
ties without noticing spy ;elect benefit
Before I had Sloshed tee fourth bottle.
my Maris were as
Free from Eruptions
all Wel' they were. My beefless, «bleb
is Mat of a eabdriverrewires me to
be eat is cold aid wet Weather often
without gkoes, and the trouble. has
never reterned."- TOOK** A. Join.,
Peratford, Ont.
Ayer's& .Sarsaparilla
agesitteel at the W044'01416
dimes Ptain Monism Shp Sispell0.
WE MAKE -
Sewer and
Culvert Pipes
eel lama Item4 la. la 14 5.. Aloe
towneesteen.
WRITE FOR PRIPEE.
THE ONTARIO SEWER PIPE CO.
60+ ADELAIDE $T. IL.
It loamy AT saaii00. TORONTO.
LINDER OATH.
lbe leitooing testi.
mono 0. 71r.....fiergaree
Patience. rhea older
Man betwe W . IF. Wei.
ker. Notary pet,.
narks the ones
dr.tuf cars in de lake
y el . ay tneilic.se:
" FM' Pk or seven
year- I Wag badly
• th elect oth Steams -
tem wed severe neural-
gia lie the head. Al
time. I odl'ered very
name pain horn violent headaches, arid in
order to ..top mina and ripen the advice el •
phyDdelan. 1 lied • unniher of my. teeth
extra. -ted. without deriving any advantage.
"In May. Inn. I had a panel) tie Orate ha
the left aide of m7 body: tate wsa followed by
the total loot .4 eight of the left ele. beano( a
Nab earte violent healaehea severe and
mot weakens.. I become totally unable to
.10 any work shout the h toe, awl waa nee
safe to be left akme on acoount of my dissinem
aod mmeral weeknea.
"I esewnited fn dtferrent phyekeuse. wise
soesuled useanti they told ass that they
would do mot they couki, but that I Would
neve become well again.
"Shoot too months...go Timms mild Ow
medicine being put up 1.7 Mr. P R. Riekmaa.
M.P., of this. city. and now known as Knoteaay
rure. and am liOW taking the fourth bathe a
suck medicine.
"Salem I finiehed the first brittle I notinsd •
great beprov.os.n1 In my condition. I ham
emir ved theses at my eyeeight. the me
ray Imaidsg, sad the mos of my limbs ma
hae come hatilimeA
holy, the Waimbehrecompletely d
sett in het. though it years dd.
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