The Signal, 1894-10-18, Page 7SPECT RL INT.EREST TO
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- LADIES I -
Our Fall importations of Ladies'
Jackets and Fur Capes are now in
Stock and open for your inspection.
We might enumerate some of the
different Styles here, but, instead
of doing so, we urge you to visit
our Cloak Department and see the
magnificent range of high grade
Garments at such Moderate
Prices.
JOHN T. ACHESON.
SHE FOOLED SANDOW.
The aie.sg Man tesN■'t un Ware !lire,
• asset.
Pitt bare lh.patcb : S•ndow tried to lift
the wtaderfal Mrs- Abbott and made the
greaten failure of his lila. The little
wunea, who weighs Ism than 100 pentads,
was a oospksts peede to t e moo who lifts
over 5,000. Se dow ease to the Sturtevant
house, New York, with an air of import-
ance. The only prepay -sties was th• two-
tiaunr of • board. it had hose •iple,ned
that Mrs Aubott cannot work oscarpet, no
met.. or any geed uooductor. She mast be
to a measure laeuLted. That Tarnished ►P
Woad is sufficient
\Irs Antn.tt stood en UM carpet at Sigh
nod told :ievedow to lift her up He grasped
her orouad the water and u • mooed she
shot up in the aur as it she had Men melt
from • cameo. She thew out of W Whsle
and he caught her as she man down. . '
1 ou're like a feather," said S..dew-'
Wait until I step on the board," mid
Mr. Abbott, laughingly. Toes she steppes
opus the board Saedow planed his beads
about her Meader wwt. He beat his
Mem, nod held his arms cl.re to his sides
H. bean to hit e'sduafly. lits Abbott
did not budge. lbs was ininievbis se en
anchored enigma. Tb.. the strongest man
ma earth, the min wham asperb none:elm
developeneet has made ham one of the arrest
mem of hie visa. exerted all ate fetes. The
• *leader little 98 pound woman didn't more
se iaeh
Then Shadow took cif hr oust and tried
it with the saw result. 1 hes they tried an
etp.rtmeat with • muck. It wan part of a
poie such as portieres are boar on. Mrs,
.ANott held the prde psrpeadtoalarly, light-
ly between her Green end toed'aadow to
try '• force it down 11it did his level best,
eat r. would sot to. It seemed that memo
would bare strength eootyh to Into. it from
Mn .Abbott's light grasp, but to wises
has. apparently, far Sasdow ought to he
able t•, .I„ it if anyone tats, and it wo an
isl.,.a,b,lity far kiss, se be frankly melees -
ed, after hie had perspired •deal in mumm-
ies it !t1 sober could h• take the stick
Ikea her when she held it horimetally.
Saado, was amply paralyzed with wee-
der. Lift rig is his point He said frankly
UM en !sail as Mrs. Abbott was on the
Pine of hoard hie strength was of ate avid
The aim Tera Palley.
Itro dbrim's letter : The trial of the
in -
police captains, surgeaat. teatime/1e had
tardier* mull goes es, sad toe farther eight w. get lase the matter the worse it'
look.. Tb. charge. .d stoney paid are
dine: 1 he omlr defence mode in, that the f
pe•pie making tM charge" are bad charas
urs ,if course they are ked; it is the tact
that they are bad that made them the roc
Um .t ezbort•tloa and blackmail. The
woman who kept • holm of ill fano ; The
"aero►ant who esosmbered the sidewalk
With his goods, sad the salons -keeper who
led his busmen as the aahb•tb, were •1l
ere of ib• law, and they said ta the
pmltce..I you will Denali, us to break the
w without molwattee we will pay you •e
math mosey.
It semis a meastema ..bed.M that the,.
veluthful ministers of the law fixed to
Mime came, but An seta idene. of their
e'dence shows riot them* mast have Mins •
minder
la eOl emsaAmmer She t mm. emphass ad
tbs vas ss, dPnN
swsiee ea the prism; Mr all
disreputable bosom, se ter,
bars testified that as the admen sl • sew
•.plain the •resat el Asir ametsmeo1 was
eve Modred dleilant, and on. seams testi-
hd not Awe were eight bad bosses eo ave
Mask, and mash ass hands herself, is ad-
dition to the lye headred &bass, had also
t• by five balms te the wnrdsaa, sad
arty dollars a inset -h theresftar ea long as
tiny warlord is the k•eisel&
still .estian son mink that he mo
us W
551b mea.
Alm, Dseay. his with Ina
a charge of his ems, qd she weoY let
telior o.mmie.hser er • physician pet a
hot 1e•tde of her deer. fibs says that her
berbaad's life in et twee .meuyessoe I. her
"r the tipsm ei the whole 01 the poli«
olemi�m miner• Mte$ifr, heend on ler the
leave
mew usable to bring
Devery to taw. His persisomit siert
:intnet of the wen and amid 4W if
illa ��
l w .maim r later he
nisie
I'm trial A he weans* this week re-
Wesi m the ermMels el aware e atm Peer
sed tte ee oraIy dkhmileeg fres, ethe ssrwfao,
wee Mired an half pay, M
ftrog shown a neva .f ever thirty yreta
d� t& et a UMW New the im
.f ,N l .h.ruld Y Miffed
41' "ft Alexander1q M ilkie* enderti M tea L-
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it Hs to , all •4 Ashes'
the sky .f Mew S ark, km weal&
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telssef 'Hint
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TWO VIEWS OF LAURIE ti.
Davis and aai%s 1.n Sieve Sheet allots**
er tree nab. oral amMir.
la the course of • partizan article os the
Lateral party sad its Isadore, the Regina
tender, Mr. Llama's says : "Ayr. leerier
atter one brief year of office, has new bees
sixteen years is Oppoeitioa. He we• in by
curly, early manhood, if sot youth when he
soured tha House el ('Amnions. The hair
has grown thin os his forehead, and what
I remains is rrirslisg in what as called the
Ioold shade, of those left benches Ilrewn
was palpably meant flit action. Brown
was a natural force. Laurier has no such
lions, but he is • man of hoer clay. He
te • anon of true literary ability. H• is al
au a brilliant dvetate to court. It is no
terious that hu dovotivas to politic. has
kept hint poor. He would have been •
great •ucome a• • literary roan, or o an ad-
vocate, or as • professor, with the oomu*.
tenon nod iodepssdesos which attach to
these. He u • polititan, but it Daly brings
in its train neglect of bassoon, anxiety,
baffled odor( and daapp,iotmeet."
KKsoxunna, in The t auada Yreobytenaa,
writes : It roes untiring that Wilfred
Laster as at the present time the most at-
tractive per.ua.lay in the Iiomtaaoe.
(Aber public men excel him 'u certain lines,
bet t•ktag him all around, Louver is easily
fret as the matter of personal popularity.
Many of his political opponents admire him
mach as his political friend, do. There to
a type of Grit that sever a•mires anybody.
The batter, jealous, fault -boding tsar thinks
that his duty to his party requires him to
be continually prodding amid Melina hs
leader. Grits of that kind do not admire
diener for the simple reams) the they never
admire anybody but themselves. Nearly
all the other people in the llomtmw, how-
ever, do admirer and for tie time being at
meat be (Maeda' most magnetic tow.
The coots of hie popularity are hard to
analyze. It is impossible to lay your an-
ger us say one .ivality and my, "New, that
is the secret of Lturtr's popularity and
strength. He u not rich. So far as we
know he has few, if any infuencial scones
utas. He has no ahem to give. Nearly
all his parliamentary his has been .,treat in
Oppositoe. Acid list Wilfred Lau ier s
seely the must popular man as I)osunlon
polo ice.
We do not pretend to state, much less to
analyze, the onuses that have given Mr.
Lourier his high plass at a comparatively
early age. He in an honest man, bat we
hops holiest men are not se scarce in ('an•
dian public life that common honesty om-
en dstineties_ He has • tin. an•ante,
bet so has pearly every Frenchman in the
Homes and several who are not Frw.kn,es.
■r English has • peculiar charm because
hs learned it from books, while most of us
learned part of ours on the street. Hs has
no suck burner as as IYArey Mid no had, or
as Sir John Macdonald had. He had no
.,sob etresgth in George Brown had. Bat-
ter reins than his could be counted by the
dome. Hs has • tine physique, bat so have
many other men. His patinae as leader
explains nothing, Moause if he had not been
what he is be never wooM hay.bsee leader.
Besides, it is the banana of a certain typo
of !:ria to belittle their awn leaders The
(trim who soder various imam tries to
knife Bir Oliver last Jane as • reward for
his twenty years of faithful service would
satarally think all the less of leerier for
being Weir lender. Very likely Loarier's
eseeesa visor from a o.mbiaoties of .l salines
rather Irma; say este quality that mainly
makes him what he is Mere are nom of
that triad It i. hard to explain the power
of a nave of that kind. They are men sf a
inn, strong combination. and bemuse their
strength arises from the oombinatioe yes
chemo( mares any see quality tam makes
Asa stress.
SOME OF NAPOLEON'S MAXIMS.
Men are led by MON.
A tree era hams sin sea
Power in b•sdd tips etpieiw.
Yoe, in gyral, are bat great Add -
rem.
A ghettos wilt i0ead his food like a
here
Public esteem ie the reward of hoses!
wow
Ho who fears being eriageired is sere of
defeat -
it es serer win to inflame hatred, Dor to
reader one's self .,diens
PIMA ianreetles should bo the ern oh -
*,of goyrm net.
Ae meet sae water, sat oil, to gaieh
shaelepisl velssewa
Tres siva liberty eeo°Ms is the tmmfby
d� w, he general, seams n in mar -
RAM tMuwseaa.ha
fa In as seminary ;tar the Man as ties
hsdy M be fed.
'aa.yms•Niee of • tenerieg mein. ens
Ws* .trtarth M es Way.
There is a rmYmrhey of padWn as re
g rde raps!** gad kimie- m eh may be de-
pp�� �.�rltg�r S1, d Mil
hill It iilesrihaleis asthma.
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THE 1410/0 : GODKR1OH, ONT.. TH (TRSD A Y. OCT. IR, 1894.
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1Is hoer* 5brsmeo.
(leg gnat wort el good discipline
se requite ftsp seat. Assail hew
the se---'--sts were to eeredree
I we were 1iMM. Kesterober what sorry
plegMa We IleireetiaM were to oui
sad be puniest to these racoon of oars
(logos by principles, sot laws. 1
poarble, keep your heads at. bettor
pr'eat f eedera time too little. Give a
loophole for di•obedieewe. When
daughter Rees to spend the afternoon w
friend, don't oestiea the precise matt
her te rrtsra. The constant fear lest
'MM. Say,
be i.. minutes Isis will mar
Shy, rather, „ Be at hese in trate
meet papa with bands and taw washed
hair brushed," or, Re.••m►er your music
lemon at S." Theo, should the little girl be
a few mtsutes late, it is not lruhsite___,
•ed puntshssat need not darken a sn
atteraoon.
" Better not " will mount obedti e*, w
oat punishment, when " must not "
" shall not," attached to • threat, will o
fail. I'alee self goveratnent in taught,
canal dienpliM te imperfect.
Let ohiliren feel that they are
may W nod mamma as helpers, oo
panioe. • ceaidante,.
If you have a growing boy, take his
when you walk with him and make mac
I hie strength, l's.shi,h lore cannot be wide-
ly severed from obediese..
And, finally, you mai- be interested in
all that interests your children. Never be
too busy to lawn to long tales of happen.
tags at school. Try to be radiant over the
good times nosing. Balt • child's happ-
ses oonsigt. in anticipation. A promised
treat omit weak will keep up • pleeeurable
excitsrneot that will color with rosy hues
the ordinary humdrum life of every day. -
■hyper'. Nair.
rennin* Is Mrataa,
Mn. Mortimer Steppes, in travelling
the east in search of subjects, came opus
curious form of courtship. Sketching •
day in Auritah, he noticed • man a lit
diatoms off glaring fiercely ahead of hi
at some •b)ect he could not see from h
position. The man mit with the some fix
glare the whole of the attention and was
it again the next morning. Mr. Mwpes h
lis curiosity to ask an English visitor w
ft meant. The reply was, ".)h, he is
lore." Aad it was explanted that this w
their manner of courtship. The object
the man's attentive glare was a girl in
netghborine bazar. When a man falls
love, he has to meat himself at • certain d
tones from his adored one and wait. for
to do the rest. If she looks in his directs
once or twice on the tint or second day, he
is wildly encouraged, and if on the third
day she *odds at him and smiles it is time
to go t• the pitman' with reference to the
marriage settlement..
=v' lit„
1)43..1. Ii, iiouttNYir2t, 15_r'uHie
Ate., Santa ( ruf, (':.1., write;,;
" When s girl at scho.,l, in It»a.ling,
Ohio, I had a severe air*, It of bruin
lever. On mt recuvrrc, f Lund myself
perfectly bald, and, f..r a long time, I
feared I should be permanently so.
Friends urged me to use Ayer's Halt
t'ig'er, and, on doing so, my hair
Began to Grow,
and I now hate an fine a head of Nitres
one could wish for, being rhaog,-d, how-
ever, from blonde to dark brown."
" Aft. -r a fit of sickness, my hair tante
out in comblulls, 1 used two butt!,'., of
Ayer's Hair Vigor
and now my hair L over a yard long
and very hall and heavy. I have recotnm,
mended this preparation to others with
like %o,.d t-ff.-ct."—Mr,. Sida.y Carr.
liu0 hegira at., Harrisburg, Pa.
"I have tine,) %y.r's Hair vigor los
several years at. always obtained satis-
factory results. I kn.,w it Is the beat
prepration for the hair that is made."
•-C. T.,efsttit.*ii ootb Spring, Anka._.
Ayers Hair Vigor
Papered by Dr. J -C. Aycr t Co., ;,owe
GETTING "STALE.-
Clsse •pplieation to business is the price
of emcees : but Isere u a possibility of the
success being attained at teo high a omit,
lust as the merchant sometimes pays too
much for his goods.
All bus's... and no relazaties stakes
merchant. dad and prematurely old, we
well as all work and no play makes Jack o
dull buy.
Then art men who move, live and have
their being to their business...
They get up in the morning and go to the
shop, and leave their shop and go to bed,
year an and year out They close their
stores sundap., Wertbew nands are el) day
in bsaineatp.
The athlete who is ever trainingets
use "stale" to e a aporttng term, and so Joe.
the merchant who doss not occasionally
take a rest from business.
The summer is nearly gone, and there are
storekeeper. who bare Dever sniffed a lake
breeze ler taken a drive into the country
moss it set in.
They know by the tired and hatless feel-
ing they have that such close application is
doing them harm, but they ooerole them-
selves with the idea that they are only men -
plying with the imperative demands of their
bn.i.em
Never was there • bigger matake. limi-
ness demands attention, not slavery.
Relaxation 'Maid be taken regularly just
as much as sleep and meals. And one is as
much conducive to health as the other.
The man who, tired and weary with the
cans of business, takes a respite therefrom,
comes back more viperous is body and is
mad, feeling well repaid for the hours or
days he has snatched from his ordinary pur-
suits.
CRISP AND CASUAL.
E.•etport, Me., has fifty -sine sardise-
packing establishments.
A Bohemian monk, in 1754, invented the
first lightning conductor.
Biliousness and liver complaint, headache
etc , are cured by Burdock ('ills. lm
Chicago gaming houses are now espho o"
lowly designated as " speculation parlors.
Some of the spiders in the Fast Indies
are so large that they devour small birds.
There are one haadred and forty-seven
Indian reservations in the United States.
Hagyard'. Pectoral Balsam cures coughs,
sold", asthma, bronchitis end all throat sed
lung troubles. lm
People who are trou►led with sleepless-
ness Amid drink mem instead of tea or
calm, at thin evening meaa.
Sines of worms are variable appetite,
itching at the naw, ate. Dr. i.ow's Worm
Syrup I. the best worm expeller. lm
The oowumpties of wine in Nimes,
Francs, averages • bottle • day for ovary
otan, wetaaa and child is the eery.
A man in Franklis. Me., pays loaner
dollar a [math to kis diseased wile, lied
Mr An arm she aim as ►i. hoseekse "r.
Dein Sika- i have used Yellow (Ml for
two or three years, sad thiek it baa no
equal for creep. Mrs J S. (YBri s,Hants-
ville, Oats
The healthiest o•crpatios in the world
semis to be that of drawing •
David McCoy, of flan Ben ardino, ( is •
peasieser d tie war of 11112, aid haw jam
oeatpleted his 104th year.
Over 115.000,000 people speak the Eng-
lish lesg.ags. Thew banded years ago.
in the days .t teams Itliaebeth, it was spok-
en by may about 5,000,000 people, and
early all of the. dwelt is the British
Liss
Shasta of ,spur, armored like a Mott*,
pd, are atuohed 1. the mouthpieme et
some telephones, ee that sash speaker will
silk over • aims sheet. This is to prrveot
she enmsaestie•ties el discos fest is.
speaker M weather.
I -,.,_ • amus dissisees, keaioshe,ese-
sHpatiee., vsriabie *riming •sed sesr-
IaR of feed, )lelpitem(ns el the benrsrdistnr
slur eating. Berdesk Meed Dittos kis
gmseated se ears dyspepsia le faithfully
seed .st.reise to direesMma
la the United Reams there are Ms mess
of railroad Mash thea in all the ether eess-
Isis ef the world eemk8nd. is the Milted
Slakes Mine w 17E000 mesa ha
dia. Atrkta, %seek, Os t.nl and
Alaeefah. sad Australia. 167,000
As • Nowa' is BL Jeesph,lit Ohs s
isgpmssma a ed s Weft lie
rime l domes, bet he s pidly
•rNMii m Mer time et W WMrsw s►
ided him by a day ed pMsis, then a
f..hd tape sea the pater siisndgs ger •
$ net
HOLD ON. f'lOYSt
frh`e Hold on to virtu* it r above all pries to
wish you, in all usage and plans.
lPh" Held w to year good character, for it is,
l turd ever wt4 ha, your bast wealth.
elierm.I Hold as to your Mad whip lieu lie
s set to strike, steal or do an improper
�' ber'o I len
I
It`f you well, sad du you good throughout
Ica a eternity.
ta ler
skis
the
to
sad
doe Hold os to the !rusk, for it will ssrv.
HOW os to your tongue when you are just
ready to swear, Ii., or spook harshly, er use
an improper word.
Hold oa to your temper when you are
aagtry, sainted, or impound upon, or others
angry with you.
Hold oo to your heart when evil pervune
seek year company, sad invite you to join
any their games, mirth and revelry.
Hold Ai to your good name at all limes,
ith- for it ie much more valuable to you than
and gold, high place, or f•ehonabla at
tt i tire.
per. Hold up year hand and give your pledge
l to t,od that you will never take stint drink
nes of intoxicant* of any kind.
POINTERS FOR US ALL•
arsl
h d '♦4 ever did goy harm, eh Well, neither
did a rotten egg.
The plow would not go deep if the team
had aaythiag to say about it.
Love never turas back because it sees •
mountain or hays a lion roar.
The man who is coe.tantly thinking evil
finds • thousand ways to speak it.
Nobody ever trade life any brighter for
another by vrowlmg and grumbling.
If you would sleep well •t nicht, be wide
awake when • stranger seeks your coo -
Neoax.
When yin ge to war with a snake, the
in ' battle ought to be at the end where the bend
• la.
or The sun will keep right on shining so
tie matter how much we talk about its spots.
• IIt is right for charity to begin at home,
but she has net done her duty unless she
j has pose all over the world. Ram's Horn.
at I HISTORICAL,
sell bet The Arland lamp was the Invention of
in Argand in 178.
se Canaria were invented in 1330; were aced
of { by the Turks at Ardisorple in 1453, and
• i were made in England in 1547.
in' President Lincoln was asessioated at
s' h'ord'e theatre, Washington at 10 oc'leck,
Is i i.. r , April the 14th, 1865, by .1 .1. Wilkes
on ; Booth.
Brass pine were first made hi the Sara-
cen in Spain,a A.I).,800,and were brought
to England ley Catherine of Arragon, wife
of Henry VIII.
The Boston tire in 1872 was the scene
of s oon9•g•etion so terrible that it burn-
ed ever 60 acres of massive stone, brick
had Iron buildings in the very business
heart of the community, and destroyed
$70,000,000of property before its awful fury
a was starved.!__- _-_.
!esker'• !lake.
It is never wise *to censure people until
you fully understood what you fare talking
about. Here is a subject to the point
'What is the meaning of this' said
minister mining into a house and Akin
up a tattered copy of part of the Scriptures
"11 dont like to ase god's word used so"
for, indeed, the book had been tare right in
two.
Oh, sir," said the owner of the half
Bible, "do not scold natal you hear how it
Carte to he them' That was my mother's
Bible. When she died I could not part
with it, and my brother could not part
with it, and we just cut it in two; and his
half has been the power of (Sad unto salvation
to his soul, and my half has be the power
of God unto salvation unto mite."
What • change came over the good
man's countenance after this more than
satisfactory explanation' And he left,
more than ever convinced that there le
amighty transforming power in God's
The Creasers Trader la the World.
PhilipO.Armour, ('hicn.o's richest citi-
zeh, u perhaps the greatest trader in the
world. He is also one of the greatest nano,
Iactnrere in this or any other country. In
this capacity alone he employs 12,000 per-
sons. pays $6,000.000 or $7,000 000 yearly is
wages, owns 4,000 railway cars whieb are
used in transporting his goods. and has 700
or 800 hors's to haul his wagons. Fifty or
sixty thousand person" receive direst sup-
port from the wages paid in his meat -pack-
ing business alone, if we estimate families
on the census basis. He is a larger owner of
grain elevator" than hay other individual in
either hemisphere ; be is the proprietor of a
trine factory which tarn' out • product of
7,000,000 tow • year, he is actively inter-
ested in an important railway enterprise.
• Isalrue Trustee.
The Wilmington (Del.) Star tells of a
trustee unique for his honesty sad disinter-
estedaaas. He was appointed trustee in
1872, at which time the estate was valued
at abort $190,000. His final settlement
shows, as a result of his indictees manipule-
tnon, an estate valued at between $800,000
and $900,000. Is the Donne of the settle-
allemed this masterly
finaneier the registerent the $11,000 for his senior,
but he would not aoo.pt a peony. " let my
allowance go to the heirs," he saki : sad
thea he added modestly, i didn't do as
well with the estate as L alight have dose."
S.bseribs for Tug nissat. Only $l • year.
tabes Nor tier, bat).
A prplletmat, esak has an eye to variety
and suitability. Even in tBe matter of sake
abs is carshilMilentit all tastes. Thus :
For farmbh—bee-cake, fruit -cake and
seed-ct ljtq,
For pugilists and carpenters--pound-
mike.
For reporter -spice-cake and iambics.
For messenger bey. i•inger• snaps
For politicians --election cake and plum -
sake.
For idlers and ne'er-do-wells losf•c*ke
and fritters.
For tramps- sponge -cake.
For greedy children—stoasaeh ache.
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THE NEW STOVE'AND TiN SHOP.
!Inc'• you seen those ties designs in Heating and Cook lig St„ at
WORSELL'S
Those four -holed Pear, tae! ranges were the hest at Toronto Exliil,itioa,
The Wor;d'e Fair is also a beauty. The Favorite Parlor .'gal Heater,
with or without oven, is (:sarantee"l the most Powerful as well as the Chau
est coal stove yet proeluoe.l. We hate also
before
ug entirely new in a
double heater, wood parlor stove. Nee' our stock ,'re baying.
WORSELL & CO
The l'rootioal Tin and Stove man.
II FIBREWARE =5 WOODEN.
One of E. B. EDDY'S Indurated Fibre -
ware Tubs and Pails will last the life of
5 hoopbound wooden ones.
Besides, they areamuch more conven-
ient and save a world of annoyance. Ask
your grocer for
E. B. EDDY'S INDUF BREWARE.
HUGH DUNLOP, I
THE CLOTHIER, i
'CYCLING PROVERBS. 1 has just returner) from the cities where lie
has been selecting
Grit makes a man, but man a hearing.
Neither men nor bicycles steer well with
tight heads.
Like • friend in need, the handle -bar is
only appreciated when the road is rough.
The world, like • bicycle, would soon
come to a stop were it not for the cranks.
Ambition te like a bicycle saddle ---though
much set upon, A generally manages to be
on top
Politeness is like •'pneumatic tire there
isn't much in it, but it eases many a jolt in
the journey of lifer
A pleasant disposition, like oil in • bear-
ing, reduces friction and prevents a world of
wear and tear.
• sew lee Many.
'She'n a great favorite with the male sex.
'l'os. ' Why doesn't she sarry'' 'Her num-
erous engagements prevent her.'
• ima M<r.racr.
'Call him • veteran joke writer Why
he is not more than twenty years old.'
'That ie so : but his iiikas aro veterans all
the same.'
Pair eaestb.
" Look here," said the proprietor of the
Inseh eat•nlishment, "this coin has a hole
in it " " Well," replied Maaodertn¢ Mike,
had"so the doughnut ye weld me.And
he strode haughtily on.
Some people laugh to show their pretty
teeth. The use of ivory White Tooth I'ow
der makes people laugh more than ever.
It's so aloe. i'rioe 25 omni. Sold by drag-
gles
NE SPRING GOODS,
He has now on hand a Large Line
of the Choicest Gioodi lin the
Market and is prepared to
turn - out work in the Best
Style possible, and at Prices to
suit the times.
H. DUNLOP.
T
QODWOR
Stti am Boiler . Works.
BBTASLIPIFIRn'150,1
A. S. CHRYSTAL,
'Sony$ or to t kr-lista! a Markt
Jlanufae•turrrs of all kinds of Station-
ary Marine, Upright A Tul,ulnr
MCIisd= ,
Salt Pans, Smoke Stacks, Sheet Iron
Works, etc., etc.
Also dealers in Upright andHorirental Slide
Value Knelt... AMarna, ie l'ut tM Rneinew a
peciatty. All sires of pl n and pipe titling
momently on hand. )t.tituate• furnished on
Wort ea ice. Repairing promptly attended to
1ee1-1y I'. 0. Box Ji, (loderich.Out.
Works-Opooalte
U. T. It. Batioa, soderiea.
ITHE FAIRI has come come and gone, but COAL AND WOOD
LOW PRICES
remain the same as ever at the
Furniture Emporium of (EO. J .
BARRY, Hamilton -'stn
Special attention given to
SAWED AND SPLIT WOOD.
in all branches, attended to at Headquarters for all grades of
all hours with neatness and HARD, SOFT & BUCRSMITH COAL.
Y'A
UNDERTAKING
dispatch. l
Embalming Fluid always on
hand.
Picture framing a speciality.
GEO. BARRY, JOHN 8. PLATT, Prop.
5*M5LTa11.ST. MM-ls,
Col weighed on either market or stie stale.
Ont my Prices beton soles elsewhere.
Tt5*a CASs.
Telepnme reeseettea.
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