The Signal, 1893-11-23, Page 3NIC
r Cure
Discovery of
7ears.
o ast Ronan
fitly been introdneed
clement of the Great
value as a curative
learned phi sic ignr,
1e kaowledgt: of the
n of the rnrr of indi•
:roue system. It is
failing health from
ovine tonic qualities
s upon the digestive
o reieedy compares
luild'w and strength.
It great renewer of a
permanent value is
in any consumption
eons cure for nerv-
reaching the critical
ie this great Nervine
three years. It will
engthener and cure.
s, because its greet
life. It will add ten
use a half doses
IE CURE OF
ution,
Age,
Dyspepsia,
Sour Stomach,
/dernesa in Stoeueh,
ns,
tinging in the Ears,
t trcmitits and
poverished Blood,
melee,
lings and Ulcers,
' the Lungs,
Lungs,
Chronic Cough,
1,
rote Iota CbiIthen,
y this wonderful
LSES.
no remedy hu been
very pleasant and
r the oldest and Lasa
I to which the hum
and impaired digs.
i food in the blood, s
)w, and nerves is the
me strong Rhes the
Imams and ailments
stem most supply sfl
C carried on, it is the
ry food does not em -
necessary to t+sir
Dies upon the MINIM
re food be sup
talysia to contain w
med. This acerb
brms of ner'voes ti►
ow. 01 nroo .vidlen 1111 -
is a dIstr.erd.osiaeetbr
irvees =, week111110d tau
and fir
1
had tees d.Aester em
IIA- 1 bmylit oar tweed
reign. which dor sr s+
worth ef dorlod.e 1 ewe
.s silvan every w.sklr PIP
Win had lovely n'se4' •
1• rend ,r rremodel*1
Set madam le tis wade.'
OR CHOREA.
Ileo., June 1837.
With tit. Vitus' Dante
South America Nic-
ety* every ease of fit
ears, and am sure It b
and for ell
r cher.
Joax T. M.
1 Ott. 1887.
norT, Notary Pehlke
SPEPSLi.
Ins ionic
nfailing remedy ever
and the vast train of
nsase and debility of
by this jewel of isal
sack, because thea•
this is the ons Mud
ial destroyer. Thus
which can resilt t l
Cervine Tonic.
rem. epee nem form
pies yew mesa I seem r
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THE SIGNAL: G DgRICH. 'ONT., TIWRSDAT, NOCHMBEIt T80 1893.
3
fl.LET1'
PURE
POWDERED
waist t`'6 IRaoMte eat . «'L7i
sasr,
..a Ar.
..Is a as . s •• ass ee.esm...
CRISP ANO CASUAL
r,.a'd'. Llatmone. L einhe man's !Wend.
There is to be 1• Cairo • now K.glish
paper called the Spins.
After all. the mess osoeseeful bitter is as
man who thinks he'd better net.
rueful haws, braless, scalds sad cuts are
,luickly soothed sad heeled by victoria
t erbohc teams lm
The ....sed valuation of NOW York city
.0 13112 was $1,888.364.475. The city tax
le, y Was 433,825.800.
Prompt, potent and perssasnt, results
always come from the use of adenines Aro-
matic geodes Wise. 1111
Ii,e farmers el lows are mid to have
roough Roomy is basks to pay off at the
farm mo tgages i• the stole.
lower California, where lead is very
Atop, is as well sd•psed for Mho lemon mil -
tare s the 11,000.5 sere proves of Sicily.
The exact Mamie* from either the north
ur souls pub M fib «f.a:or, massed
.1e.g the earth's sarbes, is exactly 6,000
mike.
emcee the South Sea Wenders for • long
tame after their aoquoset•.oe with the
Europeans begsa alt wises were expressed
it' .tee.
The aggregate wealth of the world is not
know& i:.rope sad the t' oiled Stats alone
toot up 460,000,000,000.
The sew State of Washington Itis pro-
duced an apple weighable two pounds four
„under, sad • strawberry tee inches is air-
endere.os.
The w.•1 amount of paper money issued
by the rvotu%ioa.ry goversmsat of Frames
between 1790 sad 1796 is estimated as 59,-
000.300.000.
The Jigs of various animal's paved cur-
rent smog am Ammrira Indians, and
were, to • .mall extent, adopted also by the
early settler.
A party of 25 experienced teakettle gold
miser. are .batt to pay from 5400 to
each to get to Africa, where they expect to
make 1ste of mosey.
There are very few basks on the Pacific
Coast which mad pity • td2S,000 check is
bill& They stick to gold • id elver out
there, •.d ship the paper east.
Tbo Greek Goverment, owaing the
11 110511.0 *fuse, i seeking hide for the
privilege. The wants at current prim is
..nly 15 • Eos, the ore befog rather poor.
The sermon whicb appears is Gen. !sow
1V 'hate's sow hook as one delivered from
the pulpit of 81. 8spree s is said to costate
t he statement el rho antbors own reagents
belief.
(luring w •versa week about 80,000
letters on which the postage hs bet bees
paid, or in.aflici.etly mo, ere discovered in
I.00doe. nand they aro taxed to the mount
,.f x7,000.
FOO HORNS.
They Make meat Nola me Ile English
l'seeL
l'og hone are likely to make rather more
hurly-burly armed our costs this wilder
then they bare does is any previous year.
sys the M•.elster News. several new
ons having e.osatly bees met op. It is
Just 20 ye.re raps • " sires " was tried es
the British shoe, and so useful was it fouled
tied they were malaplied very rapidly. L
10 years there wore just epee 50 of them,
asA now, 1 suppose, thee ere halt as may
again. They were reed hone at first, bet
trio kled war Boole superseded by Peefr
T ynd•ll's w Muth.
Those are atom little instruments, 16 or
17 fest len sad between two and three feet
et the mesa. A caloric engine blows the
dash fats them and raise. each • hubbub
that et era be early hoard ten miles off.
The dimmuse gives are those of the
astral so.ed-producing pipe, but oosaeotsd
with it is a still larger trumpet, which
serves to ''cnodease ' the sound, very mach
as diffuse 1 Behr nay be oondessed into •
hems hy refactors.
It is no doubt • pls•oast sound for tie
captain of • ship who is groping his way
through • Isms fog es • dangerous -crit,
but for the uslmoky see who ere peened rip
on • lightship with oma el these suisel
iaetremsab gabs night and day as long se
the fag e.asiames, it is assetinies • veri-
table taws*, add the area et several sew
chips ase hest new bamaateieg their fate at
having to tab en beard me mew • pIZ
thing. So creat an abjaetba is felt by
TAM that it has hese dewed .en.ssry to re-
oo.ciI theta to the uproar by pcyiolk this
an extra poesy as loser all the time the fog
hors are blowing. Some see comet en-
dure it on any term. It maks them ill
•d they have to be shifted to other vs
webs
Ia.assn tlreetws.
Krsimr trimmed wrap are fond mom
the e.pswdve npreltis.
Drachm shoulders promise to be in
vdxtes female this wader.
P.sdirss ase sorrow, with sheet beequ a-
rmored rather f.11 about the hipe.
Doe.et's skirt& are feet es fall sad wide
as theft of Pettit sell miter people _pre Bar-
row.
Brows is • deligatal color, sad it is .les
to knew that tt is ss be the h.14.a alma
Ma resew.
A pod deal of far a being used for trim-
ming elstI rowoa. A napier kied et Meek
her like Pemba em► by twhissabie.
Watered silk will be the Ming ler amt.
'Sg masa, and it is IM empties M
thud • f,easb millft demi lima b net
trimmed velli el
Tltt IMPbRTANT, TURKEY.
A Seed at Wbteh A/arses. Ars
Preeed—reheat.. tib IMrd.
The turkey baa important bird in
this country, sapscially about Thanks-
giving week. He •leo figures more or
kis comapicnously trout tben on right
through to the Cbristwa. holidays.
American breeders are justly proud of
baying such • fine breed of turkeys s
the drones are everywhere acknowl-
edged to be. The large Mae as well as
the brillt:.at plumage is doe to the wild
turkey, with which they have been
cround to maintain the Mae and mark-
ings. Many Socks, having been closely
bred for several years, diminish in ma,
while the colon so highly prised get
paler every succeeding year. Home of
our prominent breeders have recourse to
the wild stock for breeding melee every
two or three years, and thus keep rip a
high standard for their lucks of Bronze
turkeys. The march of civilization is
fest thinning out the wild turkey, and
it will not be long ere they will be dill -
TRIC AmrrarCAm nao.zz TCalKT.
emit to procure. There are several west-
ern parties who make quite a business
of breeding and shipping wild turkeys
to eastern and southern breeders to
cross w.th their flocks.
The turkey, of whatever breed, to be
popular must be plump and fat when it
reaches the market. In order to serno.
Gest fattening the bind const be quite
sear maturity, for the younger ones do
not lay on fat so readily, nor will they
attain such perfect proportions. Donbt-
lens this is a chief reason fur the tanner's
preference for a ben. The young hen
natures earlier than the tom, so fat as
carcass is concerned) at least, and is like-
ly to be of a more desirable size. To at-
tain great size animal food and gond food
generally must be supplied from the
first. The Usual plan, however, is to
feed night and morning, and daring the
autumn fatten on corn. When aspedal-
ly fine quality of flesh is desired, ground
oats. scalded with sweet milk, raw,
sweet apples and a little celery, with an
memoirist ration of charcoal, will be
found satisfactory.
A fAmssss Oma
Gown .—B.yieg sabred ever two
years wiithsaMlpWa. sad the Mears not
haying helped I emeletled le try B. S.
sod bet ate I hued este beetle I was mired.
I ram else rse.mmesd it ler Mak 'sada.'-a.
*rem. D. Baum. Lkeriew. 03. !
waded Sreapiseu Snrn.
Misr—i IMO fir d throe
idea
is —il iia MdW
a. NM le urtd
Ma Parwnas-.Wad, df yea will have
ole • b. Meg, OW* pedal as Ouse
"917 01s.11. i'It flays 11. -raps►
>rmiga fssiessll • smolt Piro."14
Iteept.g Vegetables.
It does not stem to be generally known
that light in the winter time is the chief
agent in the destruction of vegetables
otherwise hardy, and especially light
shining brightly on the plant when
frozen. Attention is called by Meehan
in his monthly to tea fact. He says on
the subject: A cabbage or turnip that is
exposed to the light rots readily, bat will
keep perfectly sound it bat slightly cov-
ered with earth. This principle should be
remembered when collecting vegetables
together in large masses fur protection.
It is often customary to cover such seta
of vegetables with some light material,
each as leaves, hay sir straw, the result
i generally M almnlll71ierTO a
harbor for mice, which are much more
destructive than the frost Itself.
Water has, of course, to be excluded.
and if the vegetable plants are set close-
ly together and covered with boards to
keep out the rain it is generally all that
is required. Water must be excluded, or
else rotting may result. For this pur-
pose its goal practice to invert vege-
tables at times. The cabbage, especially
must receive this attention. They ars
almost always inverted when placed to-
gether under boards or covers for pro-
tection, and in fact where no covering
at all is teed they will keep perfectly
well when inverted.
A correspondent of the Lyon Horti-
oole refers with approval to the common
American practice of preserving cab-
bages by placing them upside down and
then covering them with just enough
earth to prevent the sun from affecting
them. Brost in darkness does trot injure
the leaves, while the inversion prevents
chinos of water getting in to rot the
bead& The roots of course are above
tbe ground. but this makes no difference.
It le one of the slimiest and beet methods
el preserving the vegetable during the
winter. If the earth is not very thickly
spread on. say, not more than an inch or
two, its easily cracked by a light blow,
to that there is no difficulty in getting
gat the heads in the severest weather.
A Good EMU. Wog.
it b often tomvenieot to beet waver
ant of doors. At butchering time, try-
ing eat lard ce boiling soap, apple bat-
ter or cider, it is often unhandy to ria
to the boors.
With a ring lite rho ame dears is the
out from the Rural New Yorker, imeb
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trouble ern he dos. away will. Any
Moodie" eta maks 1 lit eon be
=los, lie 401 Rai parser the
fib itt are
belt ilestilla WW1, eau
SUM ON BUMMER STANDS.
Seidner Wieser remora.. c..dde.w.
xeesee ry As.e.a* et wieder ale...
When buss ars wintered out o? doom
the matter a protection is many sec -
hems d the country is • most important
sure Good dry sawdust or chaff make.
(around cork b the
gbsst sonooaductor of heat and remains
perfectly dry, but is too expensive and
difficult to get for general use A mach
leas quantity is beetled, however. Small
quautities may sometimes be secured a
grocers that retail California grapes.
When the hese are packed late, after
the time for them to fly-, the hives are
often gathered into lung rows, stakes
driven down at the front and back and
boards set up, the spaces between the
hives and between them and the boards
being tilled with packing material. There
should also be packing corer the hives
end a roof over the whole to keep all
dry. A chutes needed in front Mallow
the bees to fly if there comes • warm day
in the winter or in the spring.
Many beekeepers use a single box for
each hive. This maker less couiplitatioa
in getting the bees into king rows in the
fall and then back into the proper
places in the spring, and all things cor.-
sidereal is preferable. If packing ma-
larial is plenty, there need be no bottom
in the box, letting the packing material
rest on the ground. The greatest ob-
jection to this plans the extra work re-
gnired in cleaning op the packing ma-
terial in the spring when the bets are
unpacked. A little sawdust scattered
abont the hive, however, is no objection,
writes W. Z. Hutchinson in The Amer-
ican
merican Bee Journal.
Must authorities advise 80 pounds of
honey per colony for indoor wintering
and 25 or At for outdoor. With eight
frame Langioroth hives, lir. Hutchin-
son usually allowed five pounds lees
than this, but has sometimes been
obliged to feed the bees in the spring or
else equalize finer stores. It is well
known that some colonies consume mnch
more in winter than do others By ex-
amining them all in the spring and
equalizing the store., tiering feeding is
seldom needed.
ie•pet Ripens Meese.
It may be mentioned that the "cur-
dling principle" used by the chereemaker
"seems to be somewhat widely distrib-
uted in nature among animals and
plants, and it is a eouunon product of
bacteria growth," so that it is not neces-
sary to "murder the wronged innocent"
to obtain rennet: in fact, the majority of
onr best factories in this province use
prepared rennet extracts, which are mors
satisfactory than the product obtained
by the old method of slaughtering the
calves and soaking the rennets or stom-
achs.
With reference to Elle rennet having
no effect in "converting the casein intc
digestible food," and with all dire respect
to the authorities quoted, I found last
winter that rennet did have the effect of
ripening the cheese. This was not only
my opinion, but also that of experts edit
examined the cheese and who were not
aware of the manner in which the dif-
ferent kinds had been treajed. Cheese.
made oa the same date and handled in
exactly the ante way as others, except
that an increased quantity of rennet wet
used, were pronounced "ripe" at the end
of about three weeks. whole the otben
in which a small quantity of rennet was
need were consitk•rrd "green."—Prufc -
or H. H. Dean of Ontario in Rural New
Yorker.
Teri ll..edte Gees.
One of the characteristic grasses o:
the plain is the tall meagt:ite or gr -i -:ma
grass. It not only is abundant on the
T;IIQM/SOlr't1 TOUR ILL-ADVImD.
wimehe as sfamstrere bib reams ti"esd
"Des" Sheppard, writing in tlanerdsr
MUM Mee merelas .s Mr. Lurie 's tour
and its probed .beta IS the uw.esnmest.
Thu Rives party i. Oasis W for
many yeas permitted itself to be pat on
the delessive. Whoever is their peemt
adviser it A evident that he understand*
eaatpaigsiag better the many of tae false
papists of the past. Mr. Laurier hes gone
out to address the electors nod is foreleg
the t:ovetmment into the unfortunate po•i-
kkas se long incepted by the Opposite a.
It seems to M that Sir John Thom psw is
n ot well advised to permit btmself to be
orgaaia.d by W enemies into the toil sod
est • precomioa. He has just returned from
Europe alter having Jared in a m•gntfieest
victory is diplomacy the Hebrisg Sea
arbisr•tioa It dos sot appear to use that
there is moth is what we aro said to have
gaierd, but like the old man is the banal
we me at 14.t oat it "• farrow victory."
R is sot seosssery for Sir John Thompnos
to stump the oo•entneaciee, in fact 1 •m
doubtful if it is wise. Like Edward Rieke,
our premier is lacking to magnetism, and
aebdy could be quite sero that he would
•.ot be more loved "eight mid unseen" than
s • palttical iceberg at • bestow. Hew -
ever this may be, oue tinny u oert•is, he
should sot permit Mr. Laurier to plan his
calf he wield just sit .till at Ottawa foe •
few months he would have the set stades
of kaowiog that the leader of the t)ppwi-
tios had burst all his powder, end what oc•
moos offered he could go forth •sed •,rata
the opposition chieftain and do him up. lf.
os Eke other hand, Mr. Laurier is to foroe
the Government into • defensive portiere
Sir John and his colleagues will have these
hands full. Then is en old saying that •
fool is a few minutes can slake a st•temes1
which it would take the wisest man en hour
to disprove. When the published list el
meeting advertised by Sir John is over it
well be well to take • rest. Touring the
country at this season of the year is • mu-
tate. It is a menses which the whole
policy of the Government u exemplifying re
to what they oosider to be proper tactic',
Is fact i am efrsid they are 'reamed. At
• time like this they cannot afford to let
their joints rattle before the ,1 tion.
Dignity and reserve are the only- thing that
vas protect them from criticism. No man
ons work these things better then Sir John
Thompson. With dignity se so undershirt
and official reserve se an outer garment el•
most any man con seem exceedingly clever
and statesmanlike.
♦ TA(.C•lri 10*AOlt OMNI.
western plains. but as far ee.twerd s
New York and southward as Mexico.
Some agricultural writers consider this
a very promaing and valuable forage
grid
The tall mesquite is one of the so called
buffalo grammes, tea self caring =stele
awe of Els baffalo in times past and the
present food of thontands of cattle,
sheep and Indian ponies. Several other
kinds of greases are Included under the
general bead. Buffalo grass, the species
ander consideration, says The Prairie
Farmer, grows about two feet in height,
the stem bearing many spdkelets, the
red stamens of which, during its time of
bloom, give the spikes a very ornaments'
app.araace.
Sore sad There
Tice statistics of the yield of wheat 1a
Um United Mates point toward diminish -
tag returns.
Portable corncrib are now in the
inerk t Thew are patented affairs
made of strong staves and wire. The
crib is shipped rolled op tightly and nam
be set up for we in half an hour.
Radon ner that a little too mnch cold
or beat or wet damages seed potatoes.
Any sprouting welded the potato, sad
the roust ehfllhg damages the nen
Leib exacts be house, bun and >M
levy on you. Tour work drip through
and n.vermw comes in.
The pass sussm has pushed the Whits
Weirder cucumber r he a hardy and
prattle variety.
Tha'. a a bermes Is the sltaea-
tier of agrtealasesti fnplemenis et Lami-
nar*
anrl-
sanaflMst a tarstl see mil to be -
Age ooamtsise.
• rr.ettrat I11..eretlea.
Bennie's f•;her had been tell1.g him the
story of George Washington mid the cherry
tree, and Reunite wee much impressed. A
few days later Bessie came foto his fat1er'.
,. .-es • wag • cooky. Said ifs father :
"N he gave you that 000ky, my boy '"
"I tsei it myself," replied Beanie, taking
anther bite.
"Took it yourself' Why, didn't I tell
yes sever t0 help yourself to cookie''
"Why. father, 1 thaught you'd rather mos
• thousand cookies than for me to tell • Is'"
—Harper'. 1 ming People.
►.paler r/.reuse.
Education to be popular, must mean
' Masco mat's as facaating as fiction,
history written like a romanoe, philoscphv
told as a tale, had religion explained in
parables sad eymbola, such as the Grant
Teacher Hand( used. Popular educ•tioo
is just what the average mem and woman
may obtain without interfering with the
work of their trades, or any of the vocations
in which they .re engaged. A man may
earn he daily breed es • laborer or a rnech-
is and educate bismol( to • high degree in
the ('haut•u.ts Literary and Scientific
Circle.
What is true of the laborer and the
mechanic is true of mcu engaged in every
vocation. It is matter of history the.
graduates of Tale t'niveristy as well re
alumni of other tstituuuos of learning hart
joioed with mea who have not finished •
osmmoa wheel education, in reeding the
(.'. L8.C, ooar.s of study.are doine
it to -day and thus the more b teemed,
help those who ba.e been Iso h55unate u
their school privileges. Aad by this means
we maks powder
p.rnicio.s literature, overlent* feeseeta,
sad demenia•te knowledge and Mas be[e-
ieg esosg the trusser of our pampa —ie
Chautauqua&
new reesedelplaa Welde a speed Seesed.
hem the Philadelphia Record
The record for the rapid travel of •
senile through the barn flesh wee broken
in • ouse wkfcb yesterday tame loader tau
notice of the surgeons .t Habemses
Hospital
A large .elle, which o. Thursday b-
oast embedded is the beck of the lett thigh
of Mary A. Walsh, a domestic in the em•
ploy el Mrs. Mary K. Bardsley, 1,618 Arab
surest, he4 worked itself through five nobs
of fleshy times by yesterday atmrmo&
The worms was sewing ou Thursday mer.-
ing, and it wee a that day that the weds
in some strange way meet have pseetru54
the back of the thigh. She felt some aiigbt
bet was ow
sot seriously iDOvesionoed
y�it. 1)•y sifter day the pain Seemed se
Jiff • trills, but she did shot pay
•tlestioa to it until yesterday, erbele fu he -
cans .o seven that is the •!tent.e she
went to the Habwmu. Hospital, aero
she oomplai ed of • sharp pals is tie fes
ea -t el Me tbigb. 1)r Weser made as
.s.ei.•tios mea femed the poi.t ef the
n eedle above Me surface. H. made • small
incision, had laid ban eeoegb el the wdle
M permit of iso reins wised with • pair el
manors ami pilled 1t eat.
The needle was Meek as ink, having b.en
oxidised by the •.Ilea .1 the Wood. The
patient r.eogaised it, by the podia w•
is which it wbeat, as the needle withwas
wbieh she W bees mewing es TM.redsy
it has travelled live Mabee i. •
lit▪ tle three days, which, &speedier to
then Ba teem... samosas, beats al previoas
spriains mesas ...es wadies.
mwea.a oma napt.waee
The worm s.nteet I .ver lived thr.ugh
—this fres Maria Martha --wee wap
whim Wire ehero1 with my fist pmt of testa,
whereof—like the lady i. brans.s story —i
hadde wee yes goo she ARO*, piwle and &d-
ray T1ay w.ree t e Sealy, and
1 —_-' Mhem est tiro the aaia Aad Ma.
.saw warden picked them .p sad headed
tits beat.
He sever.
/. did. Add Mee was t mak tame
Mum the time my Maher .het se owl
sad gave me Me d•w fee sty hat i woaid-
n't give kis time M sero it pepay,sad
I pee it es m sbet, eat s+ K w
be
.ne► Arid • ealeey of .sew tthas W
takenop lodgingsi* a were adwha ted
the heat,
lodgings swat sgrehing. m . iemuMn
paseanam. ems ma
dewwa�wver ry swamidr swim Ida The
seises web ttNi gantatM as" driasatels
• ply I was Md.piss b► YMd
THE WORLD OF LAeOft
•
When tea men predate atwreath lar Nr
Mewls el w mane K b msdi
Wee. tea area produce wrath he Marta
beselit, it is eseiali.w. 11 yea emit*
rotobed Tamer than enjoy iha tram el
toil, you are awe Jobe Striates 5514 M
call • " n.) inevid..tbt."
A..sedhg M • petlhm5Iry refers )est
issued it apps.. that el • teed et 14,761
pptsrrewmt�1es wb hod left oe intended M•ving
ir.1•.d in 18113 to seek eseployseest else
when, .early six-e.veath. el the entire
number, sorely, 12,689, are native" of the
Proviso. of Con.asghs, p riaulp.liy in s
the Canty of Mayo
Labor Burs s. winch were expeoted to
solve the problem of the uaeesp/ aye 1 is
i.uodou, have proved • dubearte.iag fall-
en. At ode otos some eight hundred ap-
plicants in search of work of any kid revs.
tired, .ad only three employers embed for
help, so teat after three months' work the
Bureau found empioym•at for tall two
men.
The `real ship easel .t Manchester is sow
tieing tilled with water, and in $ few days
the easel will los formally opened by the
sailing of • ship through its satire course
The canal is an accomplished fact Leber
ooajo..ed with capital, has alerted soother
..1 the world's wonder. Who will say that
labor is sot entitled to • fairer ,bare oft e
peOOed. of labor and capital than it now
11•11'
NOVEL MARITAL TROUBLES.
S ubhead •ween ■ Sino.e seri wills a
Tele of OM Some tire.
The causes of ooeiugal infelicity aro like
the stars in number, but seldom have they
been se curios in character as those
eoumented by • witaer in the Divorce
Court on Saturday, rays an I':oghsb ex-
change.
11'Itneee considered he was the Injured
party, as the petitioner was coau.wlly
objecting to the shape of his feet. i Laugh-
ter)
He further said that whet' he hod his hair
cat 1t was nrver done t0 please the potltloo-
er. (Laughter).
Sb. also used to soy his upper lip did not
suit her.
Sire was omitinaally hlarung him for 1a. -
inpp oat his ti's in hl. speaking
He w•v not ao well up In theological sub
jests as his wife.
Aad there was sometimes • divergence of
opinite when they were talking about the
sermon they tai heard.
One is not surprised after this to hear
that one of the allegation against the re-
.pondeot is that he ted etraek the Petition•
er with the " Metbodiet Magazine
a.Nr ereten by III.Mra11.a.
Frim the Huntsville Argus.
Brevity is credited with being the "soul
of wit." Sometimes, however, there comas
at the end of • tesgtby discourse • reaming
fish of humor which more team eampen-
sates tor the tune previously .summed.
The Rev. I)r. Breda semi giving the joeier
class .t the Baptist Theologioel Seminary
their first lecture. The junior clam began
hy showing the white hest earnestness of
high resolutions. It wanted to make • t e d
impreesion on Dr. Bradue, and w it isena1
over with drawn brows and dmisk is every
word of the speaker, allaying in seine dight
degree its ounsuming unquestionable thirst
for knowledge. Bot the wind of the junior
class did not held out The steady, sluggish
How el dry facia about word roots swept
sway the soble resolve. The junior ole
began to vet neck weary as Dr. Brosdus
talked of thews three thousand years old.
That was • little too remote for the junior
class, which wan gabby and out of training
from a long vacation. The junior class
tried to suppress it, fought against it and
then yawned under its hand.
•'Seventhly," soul Ike Broaden Tem
.evenlhly was broken up :n sections, 111124
there were so many of them thea they con-
sumed almost the entire alphabet. '.And
lastly," the lecturer mid.
The junior class could not hide iia relief,
though it tried lard enough. "Asti," with
the atnothest utterance the speaker oos-
el.ded, " i expos yon .re about as tired of
me mow as your .eagreeatio.s will be of yea
tame day."
Meerenee Aliens Meal.
"Tit. bwawe It of a retail \saber will
filar. the biggest Mr of • man of anytkieg
ea earth. De you know that •" asked
Thomas Tracey. the Cents Merkel botcher.
The roan .Laid met my that he knew it,
and so Mr. Tracey explained his statement,
saying " Well, yea see • retail botcher
commit carry • very large stook, bat he
meet plass al his outstemers. A man
comes an •sad wants • .teak, 'fresh as pia
-
We, from beef at more than 24 hours
killed.'
The bnt.ber says all right sad ants the
steak fres a forty-eight hear beet. Thee •
follow .swim la sad waste a tbirty•siz hear
steak. tie pew ewe from Els Sams beef, and
ro it gee., even down to the old Kaglbimas
who wants owe a week or two weeks old
Mat W 1...m. mellow. That is tet feat
a part of the quarter that b•e bees bruised
in ha.dliag, or if it is at it i. ne trick at
allto bras. tt • little."
, But do set them mush ee to the
foot that awry have been r
y
Net • bit el A. Why, sins out
of .sea demi knew a raw Meek hem a pies.
el .smut" -Ka.
NEMC,
Fall Go�ds.
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BARGAINS.
987 yards of Fah Dress Goods, less than manufac-
turers prices.
A REAL SNAP!
10 Ladies' Mantles at exactly half price.
A small lot of Fancy Plush, 81.20, for 80 cents.
DRESS GOODS 1
Hopsackings, Octogon Cloth, Whip
Cords, Serges, Tweeds and other
new lines for Fall.
We have the finest line of VELVETEENS and VEL-
VETTAS in 28 shades and colors, ever
shown in Goderlch.
OUR MANTLE STOCK
is now completed, and surpas,sea any former year.
We will cut and tit all Mantle Cloths over
$1.00, baught from us, free of charge.
Our 85c., $1.00, $1 20 and $1.50 Mantling.
are great value.
Black Astrachan, $2.25, 2.50, 3.25, 450 and
5.00. Blue, Brown and (Trey do., $2.25 and 2 50.
Steady made Mantles, direct front the mak.
ers. Just see our prices.
TWEEDS, 30, 35, 45, 50 AND 60 CTS. GREAT VALUE.
A big stock of New Carpets, Oil Cloths,
Linoleuma, Lace and Chenille Curtains, Rugs
and Mats.
Highest market price paid for Butter and i':jlg'..
5% diaoount for (`sah on close cut regular prices.
ggrA first-class Dress and Mantle Maker up -stair..
GOLBORNE 1BROS.
DODERI
Great Carpet Wu reh ouse I.
of the County.
Times SU/ Tmasmm/5 r OM .led.
fres theism Inseam Basals e
it •ppesn that • mentkee ef wusua have
taken to the road as trampt. sad w travel -
Wit toward California. They an mid to be
hamest mimeo who are f• march el employ.
meet. There are tares ef them said to be
beaded for Sscrsmento, havieg travelled to -
pear from Peaked. 'hey were with-
out masa, end starvation stared them is
the bee if they resaiaed is the Oren. me -
herb* the Winter. It wee • de-
WM Wer far wastes to d., bet
tires ntYlsas dssermimd to gee to
rregalatioa temp t ahba.
Amsedlegly they **Nei forth and .tomb
.a M the tap of the area (freight tot:* they
same to, ad seating timiselees on the
d of • box ear, they elied their feet
to 'dente along thw
e side sad waited ler the
...mutt'• to roll away. It is amid that •
brakemen wee w nimbi ever the sop
el the train wee so warmed wf* astoote -
meet whoa be sew tha Menet*
thaset ha almefell .ver esti
"Where are yes going. my prissy mtldir
he ps11Wy aka, .ad wilder VW his
leek
The girds ted his primly that they were
ping M Oald.rak : tW they W se
sully M pay their farst sed that they dM
mss te ha pat elf the web.
Plies et the Mob stew iaserlmed with
Me ends. At varies statism the gime
west What and ►.Sad bel. At fine Owe
N Is repntkd. thee • trump iesellsi fir et
Id weed. when Ms three mild le Ie.
riaberand ore bin • Wenestag tion he
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FOREST IITT BUSINESS AND $NORTNAND GAUGE, OF LONDON,
Doles r' OT one to hold oat Sikh Inducements as thess, meat of railroad We. guar-
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WIL DPI otter roe the moat practical and thoronehlrilleig In all bueinese 1okt�jje�ee.aer
welch it is poselb..- to obtain. We hove the largrrt •,teda.oe and the must tsm/ia.e
School 1. Canada We solicit 3 oar essoseegs solely epee the ground of our s.perter
training. Kai reaction guaranteed or trees y rotund. d.
Saud, ge 3. per in pet. Catalogue free.
J. W. WAST1RVELT, Principal.
WIataBIt!
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Facts are so scarce in this world that it is poveiible to live a
good many years without becoming acquainted with one. Here is one:
We've been busy as bees ever since
we started business.
The reason is obvious : We have made your needs our study, and
are keeping up a feast of good styles and good tabes, and in buying
your Boots and Shoes from us you get better talus for your naastry
than you can get elsewhere.
You will be delighted
with the good qualities of
our goods.
We have a choice se-
lection of Ladies', Niles'
and ChilHren's Oxford Tie
Shoes.
Thon+tands to choose
from
All other lines complete,
and guaranteed to fit, to
wear well, and give entire satisfaction. Our prises are the lowest.
Save money while you can by buying your Boots and Shoes from
T. FOWLER & 00.
an Tlrst Sten. Bost el J. Wile..'. Dreg Ida
It is not Sawdust
• We use in making 1NVDURATIM FIBRE WARE.
Some people think it is,,. '*q are mistaken.
We use nothing but the ion* and strongest
Wood Fibre, pressed into shape without swim or
joint of any kind, and Indurate it by a patent pro-
cess which renders it imperviots to hat, cold and
liquids. IliDURATD HUB wARR imparts no
taste or smell to its contents, mad is the lightest,
tightest, sweetest and most 8abie ware ever
made.
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