The Signal, 1893-8-17, Page 7THE SIGNAL: GODERIO$. ONT. TH IJRSD AY, AUGUST 17. 1893.
The Biggest
Bargain
We have ever offered is
A JOB LINE OF CANADA TWEEDS
To sell at 50 casts per yard.
You can find Tweeds in this lot
WORTH 75, 85 AND $1.00 RR YARD.
Your Choice This Week for 50 Cots.
JOHN T. ACHESON.
IOW OPBB FOR IBSPBCTIOp
AT MUNRO'S
WISE ANO OTHERWISE.
`N" PILLS
tit OWL 1134t
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Mrs. dtanetettoe—Row do you like my
portrait now that it ie finished.
Artist (who bas been paid)—it is a per-
fect likeness. 1
Mrs. Stooefence—Yon are joking.
think it is frightfully ugly.
Artist —.•lo do L
' W bat is a confidence man. papa?"
"A man unworthy of confidence."—New
York Press.
It won t be long until the coal dealer's
victims find him ITiug in weight for them
once more.—Buffelo Courier.
Doctor—Yon need change in climate.
Patient—What's the matter with this
climate? Doctor—It's too changeable. —
Chicago Record.
When a parliamentary division ends
in a tree fight tooth the elm and nose are
apt to have it.—Lowed Courier.
Navy, Black and Qolored Storm SE.. -e8,
Whip Cords arc'. Two -Toned , weed Effects.
A fu11 line of Black Stuffs in O.ahmer'es, Barathe as Whip
Cords, Sciiel Cloth, All -Wool and Silk Warp Hen-
riettas, Amazon Serge and Bengaline°.
Together with Sateens, French D Lainee, Teazzle Cloth,
Prints, Chambray, and Printed Piques.
INTRA t-ALUY iN
White anal Carey Cottons, Sheeting*, Allow Cottons., Ac.
Napery Department well assorted.
er lines are oomies on as bast as losslbM•
5 PER CH.'tTr. DISCOUNT FOR CASH
,�.. Zvt'CTINTRO,
Deaner and Haberdasher.
CRISP AND CASUAL.
Jack -1 told her 1 would like to take
care of her always. Tom—What did
Hie say ? Jack—Take care, sir.—
V
Those who denounce capital as a
Burse stem. however, anxious to have
the curve come home to them.—Boston
Transcript.
If some people think they can crawl
through the needle', eye iheaven
they're going to get stuck.—Philadelphia
Tiaras.
d p, rade tis spasm sad give the skits
three coats of white seereel inside linos:
eases' umre
■tewt la tae tale trst•e, thy: paint the list ea these souses with •
'Yuma uses Americas hickory wood- tiny poise tartish mid d black or rod paints.
omen Citooria wimps foar-battaa glevsa . Rommel the frame sad tastes • .mall brass
Aare imperial canal u 2,100 muss bark is it to ►mag it up by -
see. tsa, tetaa news.
l Masse hetaaists ams grew °like Mining experts note that cholera never
:ktmlt{sa attacks the bowel. of the earth. bet bureau -
row; bottom kid.—The ksll bays 1s d ` ity in remoras fbtd tt necessary to Ere Dr.
tooluo•able bot.L Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry for
"He hu • large family :ties." "Add a , bowel oomplaiata, dyssatary, diarrh.. a eve.
The photograph of a boy never looks
like him, because no one ever saw a boy
es clean es he is in a photograph. —litchi -
eon
eon (globe.
Ile --I drank some champagne. you
know, and after awhile it went to my
gar, bead. Site—Tout wee to*Iv empty Land `y
Lace lett, 1 suppose.—The
�
.tady use I beer." It is a sure cure.
A reign of quieter cokesis the tentisiam Ths,esis,, • thana aaAts.
uerdrobe is at bead.
coalmine, it is amid, was paetim ssely
:cad of watermelon s«ds.
It is imp-osible to ran at aa altdsds of
,,000 le above the .s.
Better hood the Lock thea bruise die forn-
i: rad. 1 apish Proverb. r'd
is the lb:h century frogs were cosside
'ab, sad allowed on fast days.
The Greeks smelled is :weetmsts add
touts. and the Rooming u solid dishes.
An inaovtion of ray kited is referred to i•
polite society u "a aew skiver."
Freeman'. Worm Powders dor~roy sad re-
mote worms without iajary to adult or ia-
eat.
Brom Rrion your silver weddings now
.bile the prim of the white metal is way 1
:own.
"Old Soak positively refuses to wear blue
classes. despite kis doctors orders."
Why N' '- The soda water clerk can't see
his wink theooch them."
?kilos* Ore.
Vitggilant* is neosssary against ase'pecte'
attacks of seemer oompleints. No remedy
is so well kaown or so aucoseefnl in this
clam of demean as Dr. Fowler's Ertr�.rt of
Wild Strawberry. Keep it is the hoses as
a sfe Beard.
ve n.
The time Ebro. Yad ansa
Peds dr assn eta mamas the soma
r ttesa ho WPM a.rrrM _
Prem tie oes•Mow I fir eek Horning Joar«1.
]lira Whacker—Do you consider it a
sign of weakness in men to weep. Mr.
Facto? Mr. Factor—That depends
piano.—Cleveland
it.
on w, is playing the piano
ptaindealer.
• • We hear a great deal about the seven
ages of man, but no one ever alludes to
the seven ages of woman—what is the
Komar 'Gallantry, my boy, gdVS
try. --Boston Gamete.
"John, what a loidy place! If we
could only mange to raise tits rent."
Mr. hunter Rowe}—"Ob. I've no doubt
the landlord would We W that in a couple
of months.'—Brooklyn Life.
)lies Sweetly—'•1 bought one of the
veils that ere so thickly dotted 1 can
scarcely nee, and I look like a fright in it
don't f!" Mine Tartly—"(ib. nhitt al-
most conceals your face."
Inter -Ocean.
Asset( the .ale era thaw we sleet.
its rabies' one eela be who hornets d his lute fir _
%ben his hod 1. jests as ,oitt
sky au meow [Leat.
Rambler- -Code's shafts struck my heart
mos std I mime ismer peopamag to Mhs
(addygirl, but 1'ss retry glad I didn't now.
Bamblsr—Hampi, es arrow escape, seemi t
it!
The oeck ruff, such as was worn in the
"ai,etbaa age, now sctrcls bsasty's
Leek.
Wampum watt adopted by the New Knit -
load colowistn in all their deeding with the
Indian.
llilbure's Aromatic Quiaue Wine is dis-
.s-tly superior to any other es on •ppetis-
.ag tonic sad fortifier.
Archery le «ammo English
women that they bop re s Royal Toxophihte
'eciety. it is mid that the bow women of
. few yams ago would sat be ewes mime
tIe mend clave sleets d to -day.
The Chinese paytheir doctor may oolong
m he keeps these health. They believe
n ting rather thea twist disease.
This u mud mem, end ore of the steamed
rsesi m..datimus of Ayer's Saresperilla, •
medicine whish not may curve bat prevents
theirs.
A.ssber Lidded►.
Doers at the shove-- " Doe% let the hotel
-lark ase von taking that heti* of nuoilage
.e your room." "Why ! " " 14111 charge
ran oorkage."
A Owe dor Ormerdsea.
DesPssilm,sa prod& cause of such dis-
eases at bad blood. cesetip•tiee, headache
and lirer complaint- ,Burdock Rlood Bitten
is guaranteed to oure se relieve dyspepsia if
used a/wor•ding to irw
estlo• Thoasssde
have tasted it with bust result&
Too tis. wss
Immodest* relief if poo will ally Ret a
Mule of Meinbrey's kids.' and Liver oars.
Why•nteer with Relit Asus, 1rdti4srtio.,
fain !weenies the ubosidsrs, eresstip•tiote.
'Tek Headaehe, etat, _wham ' you owl get n
IRI by using tnia v�11ale medius ! Pre
-
are a bottle wititlllhdlhp• For w1• by
'•. A. Feer. 7
Orae Mfejt
'lotion eels �a ts.r•rel eme')tit
"'unlit Ismailia ntaglibtsry lira few the
ei. who dose dee daily m,eeksb•g to red •
het of warms tardy to her herd spelt daY. 1 tVhea Mw son•lepbor wan proifag
Air Ix the housekeeper who Wass to herms oleo. irail.owe w n
her oek'e heals' to seppty this es • tiwlss. ARwrsse'erawrltsds "Hess. glee Awl
IwaA esnepaay allow p.nssmprs
'Ilisesettswat • sod e- 4*. , et vies, it lb"
b 4.551* ahs use timaaerhat IM
'written, sod ba the
•slf►r, K katter, fir spies M wasting. Tie °�w°see ,p bA► ostises +tae es, "M
A H1els uteiyiase fist w01 as hand ra► ase-sdM`
Nth 1.1"1"'"41.11" N wend be nal l t• •ooPd *a
('blokes awes Ms se 11100•11
Mother -William, didn't I soy 1'd whip
yes it you put another rubber banns on the
store ! W Mime —Tidal me, ms. it's pe
smoking one of the cigars you bnugbt him
fee bis birthday.
—ro-..
She—••Hast was such a funny story
yon told me ye.tenlav about a donkey.
Mr. Grieco!" Hr—"tk) you thin isze"
She—"Yes, indeed. After this.
when-
ever I pre a donkey it will remind me of
you."—Judge.
Dr. Thinllyy—'•When you go to bed do
you say the iratifnl hymn About It I
should die before 1 wake!' " Little
Ilypatia tot ikntonl—"nit. 00: its verbal
inaccuracies grate upon me. 11 1 should
die during sleep, how oould 1 wisher—
Truth.
micro GTN mERIF
STARTLING !
The enormous waste of fuel
which might be saved
7
IF PEOPLE WOULD THINK
when they are buying Stoves to go mem Pwhohandle
none but the best, and guarantee
nr wad
Mumble— /Chat is • good thing to keep
amine hair from aiae out Henpeck --
Don't get married.
SAUNDERS & CO.
abrem•Yane in tie knee's.
tits, , - About two years .vo I took rheu-
matism in the knees, which became so bad
that 1 could hardly go up or down stair*
without belp. All modiciaes failed until 1
was induced to try B. B. B. By the time I
had taken the second bottle I was greatly
relieved, and the third bottle completely
removed the pain and stiffness.
Aron Ba, sr:a2D, Morrisburg,Oat.
ltl.aed'a ustneent a isle twat.
COAL AND W000
yam.
aaatory of iA Terra.
For fifteen years we have aesd Dr.
Fowlers 1$street of Wild Strawberry es a
familymedicine for °seems complaints std
dirrr-s, and we never W anything to
Iwjual it We * as. W Corbett,ank Oat.
A Oars ogt)da
have had the best Stoves for years.
SEE THE NEW STOVES
FOR THIS SEASON.
DOUBLE HEATERS
FOR COAL : THE SOUVENIR,
THE ART COUNTESS,
THE OXFORD.
COOKING RANGES
FOR GOAL :
THE KITCHEN WITCH,
THE DUCHESS OF OXFORD,
THE HAPPY THOUGHT.
A fu l l stock of Coal .and Wood Cook-
ing and Heating Stoves.
REBIIEII TIIWkRE
THEIR IIA}IBIABE
Spatial attkstioe given to
SAWED ANO SPLIT WOOD.
Headquarters for all grades of
HARD, SOFT & BUCKSI 11TH COAL.
Goss wt.lf;\ed os either market or my Scales.
Get my Pewee before snug elsewhere.
TRAM cue.
Televise feaaeetito.
He—Is there anything 1 cm do to
prove tnv affection so [last t nn will tot
doubt it ? She—There is. Marry sinter.
She is older then i, and mamma is de-
termined not let int marry till sister is
disposed of.—Indianapolis Journal
Mrs. 11edowlot—What sort of a
thing is • magazine rifle. anyway,
Ebenezer. Did you ever see one? Mo.
Me•dowlot—No ; but it's some new-
fangled contraption for theta editors to
shoot poets with, 1 suppose.—Buflitla
Courier.
' My baabas' is s isariy interfered with
by strikes, ' said awe assrebuit. Why."
said the ether, " I dielet know yaw were •
large 1.ti•loyer " ••1`0, I'm ret : but all
my clerks are of te she baseball game every
a1tera er.
A readies t'.ak.
A perfect seek surer presorts us with b.-
�, There are few pedant
d' Thio Nod.
rooks aid cnseeque•tly indigestion is very
prevalent, 1-oe can eat what yaw Ifk. sed
as womb so you wart after asing Swdesk
Blood Bitters, tie roses toles for k. -
diseases et draperba
JOHN S. PLATT, Prop.
1111-1r.
LOOE HERE I
Fencing. She ---We could neper afford
to get married in summer with n r in-
eome. New potatoes and gree pees
and things come so expensive. Ho—In
winter then. Hots• --No dear boy, think
of the coal and gas.—Brooklyn Life.
Foreigner fart a enbtrbun train)—Who
is then distinguished -looking gestltrrtan
showier en much attention to that o dl-
«gqlooking women beside him' Itinthir
--Oh. that is De Fitz-Mmith retureing
from town with a new cook.—Life.
Mr. Chimpanzee —Thatt bat do fora
ostrich eats
enough for two birds. Iv u� c t
nuppeme making it so greedy,
. -1 heard the keeper
say it swallowed a pair a �ro� ay
glasaes yesterday, and they eespify its
Now is the
time to lay in
your Winter's
OAI
.tae Peas •erawees aced C.., In tats
■artee. a*Q. yswe sad CfeANt•.. the
WO Geode or sort Cana a z•
teat ti.etamM\'asw.l- ' .,.�. a ;•
As I am arraoyiny for • cs S of cargoes d
HARD WOOD
LOOK OCT FOR PRICES.
as'AH Coal weigLed at the market.
Te
eppstite. - `rogue -
"1 do think Jerk it the most geesloes
Authored' ea bas Sew. man," she said to her caller. ItA11i
w a slaw- *want to feel that way towed year
gels*
sou Weed tree twain st. Jewelry husband. Has lie' naw !lle a IfyotD..
it ss.tiatt nsad axe ltftsr tis war."No. 1101 we !left a Milk
rontao•ersy about onmsihing. and he het
me a hoz of candy soiree a hoz of
cigars. And, do you know. the deer fel-
low seemed dreadfully worried for fear
1 would ltdee."_Weehingtrrl Mbar.
•'You're made r great mistake. lir.
" wed the summer girl, "is.
We LEE.
tl-tf
weasetee..
HAVE YOU
BACK-ACH E
00005
KIDNEY
PILLS
I t. mods of i ..•1I t lab. Pee* tics•
paps es ser 1145.
from the treat nal t►a mw*bse "mg
b foe dsasciitR. 1 etttye
ti""'" el
�e « Nti► the. fib woo of tM t twie. Fero fw �r vl.wtoesm
•
all Jour energies into • ball dosses.
.Las kali recon. bat flow stair. anti
•etwt ready • 110
la of aR w..so'ary Ng". t• "'we".
• a•wt
Oust' i.,l.l srt4•li• Of •rs•rktb. Wbea. pre •m14 are MMA •sow'wefts1 Imo IiM r • wo a„IL ilii s yes
Ant donna ripl•ss.bi.E. es • ells e1d WaiAmato es f e itlobmalrk we amts
n wet% ie MwtdMs►'" aw that all tb. ton nt • 4,„„„ at w
wip ti. � t e •t piaraar.
• .tet ale to i'. f town a d M .. .► .... - .tor MIM line in sittiaK .•n its•• stilts
y15raswwf ,lata p5154 h . lei d piclw+e foe wts. Nee w itis "esteem
_ rtpitt head uses. Yee ems Yea ddwl't isMl
ism M t a as wa Issl•l as el pasha* oho a' steps j %rttmr lora
Saba ••tides (N W. �y"'fie Master.
Ylatsrls
is telling its own story in increased sales.
WEST STREET-
• of fibre and Pails of Wood,
PAILSreliable, strong and good ;
for pickles, lard, 'am or sap,
for use at the well or the tap.
AND
TUBS
of the finest materials made
for your household, your farm or
your trade
for every contingency ready
and pails made by B. B. EDDY.
THE E. B,2EDDY COMPANY,
MAMMOTH WORKS, HULL, CANADA.
SUMMER
C000S
WILL CURE YOU
11ta.iae44 the
Nessus tog hM. of the=
seri are la "Delay is
b,uNs OW./ dangsrow. Noy-
Kidasp Pitts Owe I.e ted It if trey
prompt relief." " troubles sone/t
"75 per omnt I n Aad Bleed,
of disease /s Dyspepsia, User
Pet oaasadbol Complaint, and
disordered ilJ- the most dao-
'N/yht as well frights dm=
try to have a Diabetes wad
healthy cify Dropsy.
without ~or "The ober*
age, as good diseases oiNNet
health what the •rlst where
hldseys are Dedd's Kidney
slowed, they a PIE . ars rad
Oen by 4siws morn, le rodeo w'e,k't
gr.,elps erne 1' , . • .+i �.,
li osbol Tii il
The only duty there will
be in connection with my
goods will be my duty to
sell and the duty of the pub- i
lic to buy in the most satis-
factory manner and beat I
market.
Ready-made Clothing a
specialty, and everything in
the latest and best Dry
Goods and Groceries can be
had at hard -times pnces at
WHY
The Ton Cash Siore
PATJTS
j fill i, *: ith• f S Mie UPON Al )
Il'1u. •e .,.•. Vt !".. • •••• e- • 1•..0.
it wiir
.M► 0••••16.. ,,ptw...1.• IM 1 • •.•..1.1 a•
I�Md w- ;•e H.,w t'elt eta to "e. lir
tie ta•as" 'tM••'w fr .t,• 110o .V.
Satre htUU. • , pj Da/Nr/AO. We al.
dilutes to plrtawtabt�tl.�ai Olt -
hie
rep
8.islieliolltehli se •et
se esteal
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of '
W Aga. D.0
P. ODEA, Manager.
Patronise
True
Does GEO. BARRY, the
Goderich furniture dealer and
undertaker, keep the best stock
of furniture and undertaker's
supplies? And how is it
that he can sell so cheap!
BECAUSE
He finds that it pays in the
long run. His motto is :
" Small Profits and Quick Re-
turns." He also make. a
specialty of picture framing.
Give him • call before pur bas-
ing elsewhere. Embalming
Fluid always on hand. 2357-7
GIODERJOH
Steam Boiler Works.
(LSTABIASHLI► 11803
A. S. CH RY STAL,
S.otreser to Chrystal it Mack;
Manufacturers of all kinds of Station-
ary Marine, Upright & Tubular
$O�•.ia'ditissrlirlews7
Balt Pans, Smoke Statics. Sheet Trot
Works, etc., ete.
Alas dealers la reticle add itertreaiel Slide
Valve chutes. Automatist Cit-nd' fealties •
pohltl. A11 site• of p1 • aid ripe etttaw
=tautly •• bard. tiet:mats tarnished ea
effort Halo! Ror•Irles promptly attender is
tadt-lr P. O..lox r. GOd.rl! . Out.
.Competition.
Tus sears a Ws�p ecrrss•et ia ii Ws fire
�sea�• •t geEt wet« oft \ lair end Mr
fi m! ! booms Rs•sylss sad 1s.
f 1Ys 1.►ne .-a."'•
\_•I////1t����Mrrrrr m_ew
d.,sys tof even i+etsaa win
`raw
tees tt,L= womb as res s aim
1 W
Works-01Meene O. T. R. Stella'. Orderlek.
MOLEOD'S
SYSTEM RENOVATOR
£yt 01)1.5 T.R.D •trtwtx
Specifirr'.and Antidote for
impure, weak .ad hareem -16W Mood, dye -
v
=liver
palpitation of the
hurt.liver naw t, nsoralgia, low of
memory, tresiobitis, c.mmmprtws, gall
.totes., j•uadioe, kidney and urieery
did..•.., ht. Ni it..• deice, reruns* irreg-
ularities orad aeaosl d.hility.
LABORATORY. frOD11118, ONTARIO
J. M. McLEOD,
Proprietor mil Meewaeturee.
Arum- *Ton ear be be*
Is Iowa. e• weY Urs
eau, rieledetratifts.
it aK " MTml=ia aeilt=e chti..t
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