The Signal, 1892-10-27, Page 7THE SIGNAL: ClODRRIOH, ONT., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1892
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Furs, Furs, Furs,
For LADIES and CHILDREN.
+ + + + + + +
CAPES, STORM -COLLARS, MUFFS
In BEAVER, SABLE, NUTRIA, NATURAL and
BLACK OPOSSUM, BALTIC SEAL
and OO ET.
+ + + + + + +
Lae2' and Genflinen's For Coals
BOLD PROM SAMPLE at
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JNO. T. ACHESON.
FALL TRADE.
1892.
The Fall Season is now upon us, and, as a matter of
course, FALL GOODS are in demand. We are in re-
ceipt of a few lines, and shortly will have all Depart-
ments fnl!y supplied
Fine Hosiery, Gloves, Imported and Domestic
Woolen Yarns, .Mantle Cloth, and Tweed
Suiting.4
will be a marked feature, while all the other lines—too
numerous to mention—will be fully up to the mark.
I do not pretend to keep the largest stock, but as
regards completenees of assortment, quality and price,
will be found second to none.
INSPBOTION KINDLY INVITED.
5 PBR CUNT. DISCOUNT FOR CASH.
STRICTLY ONB PRIOR.
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An Elegant Cook Book
C3IVEN AWAY
w1T11 'VIER" MUSD nor
SPA BAKINO) !
Special Values in TEES and SUGARS
Fresh Baltimore Oysters, Dail
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CHOICEST LINEA OF
CONFECTIONERY and FRUITS.
ED. 0.6.31:PAIONE 2,
ErTalephone commotion.
(;or Montreal +t and Skpiara
Agenoy fbr et MONSOON."
AUTUMN HUMO11.
It aesen't take mask of • hater ter keg
kis trousers.
M•agled reat•i•s-that part of year .lira
Nag .ewe. back Irvin the steam Iiiadry.
Mu • moa thistle he 01111 read • women
like • book till he no. to teal her p.
"A tittle of this will go agnat weigh,"
mid the mat who was pr. ariag • load d
goal.
If you want to got ahead is the world,
dote% he abed Ia the moruiag Waking
.bout it.
Japan says • boy doesn't really appre-
ciate the des of youth till just dim he W
u n .led his first cigar.
J edgy --$mutter, did you over try • gas
teeter in your beam. Fimutter -Yes, and
generally found it guilty, too.
"Why du you sponse Mrs. Flyer Wein
such bud clothes . ' Ko the won•% bear
her husband growl about the bilk., I *sp-
it folks will hod with other people's
mooey ••d get bebiad the wicket of • cell
door u. ousseyoeuw that's tk.tr lookout.
Modhar--Lo you know why yoar W
maid Mr. Blowhard • liar, Tommy !
Tommy-- Yea'm; Imes • smaller urn than
P&-
Firm
n.Fiat day out on the; steamier -A. --
W here is D. this manias! B - -In his
stateroom. A. -How is h. ! B. -Barely
bolding his own.
Then are mist with smarm so .mall
that, if tiers is anything in transmigra-
tion, they probably appear se mi-
crobes.
I'•p•'s moans is very
but spends • good deal Kdwio- t'i
too bad, i.'t it ! He seems to forget that
his mosey really belongs to us.
"Why r it that Mr. Hardy proved such
• Bat failure in society r "That's easy
enough to answer. He talked sense when
oat at soon (.actions."
Unoert•in. --Fogg--Hello, old moa, 1
her that yon are to marry Mea Diatom
Trotter -Bo did 1. I'm going up now to
sok her if the report is tray.
A short time ago little 2 -year-old Elsie
was eating pancakes led syrup for break -
feat. After catiug the cakes she cud :
"Mamma, please give me • spoon. My fork
Wks."
"Troth is stranger than Betio.," he hap-
pened to remark. "Yes," hie wife replied
very gently, ••It edmietlmes seems so to me
when you are explaining what kept you out
so law."
Mrs. B•ckbay-Didn't I hr high word.
between you •sd year brother ant now,
hear
Harold ! Harold -Yea, mother : t really
you wouldn't wast me to no. low language,
world you !
Bertha freaks bit doll and it is sent oat
to be repaired A few days later Bertha
goes to the store after it. but A cameo( be
found. "Her name i. Marguerite," she *x-
ylem*, to facilitate the march.
They had been discussing the pronuncia-
tion a "oleomargarine, •nsfnall, agreed
to leave it to the waiter, t he hedged.
"•Sart." said h., "I have to proaounee it
butter or lose my job."
A. (somewhat illitaeste)-I read mo o-
tbiag is • paper about idiot& Are they
buena beings ! B. -Certainly, they are
human bangs like yoar•elf.
Magma -Arthur, didn't I toll you to
jako them powders every two loan!
Little Arthur -Yea, but you Dever told
u se whoa yon wasted me to take them to.
May -Can you look me in the face and
toll min you weren't intexioat.d last night !
Freak -Yee, darling ; but I couldn't bok
you in the face and not be intoxicated
DOW.
Lost Interest- Dapper - Uo you take
much interest ie• •palmistry! Knaapper-P•
mystery ! No, for 1 interviewed her pa
last night and bis views are no longer •
mystery.
Eve -Addy, my dear, I'm going shopping
this morning. Can you let me have • hun-
dred dollars! Adam -Great heavens, Eve!
Von must believe the report that I'm mads
of dust !
They cold ...w11 1 manned tier
■y .edeat row sound rads away.
tetesIbay beefew %Sad
Illy ally p..e.irew .tory Aso.
M.... (t•• the professor, wham .ars
v.e been lacerated for as howl Don't
you think the dear child abould have her
voice cultivated! Ths Professor Igrimly)
Yes, if she must snag.
Ae Ah. darting, area when time shall
Mt no moreour love - Sb.- It is almost
time sew, I geese. "Kb!" "i said it was
nearly that time nor Time never get. to
M more than 1.1. you know.'
Patient Isn't two dollar, reshot high for
patng • tootle ! i)entin -1 think not
Fifty mete for extr•etiiag •ad sue dollar
fifty Beata tor gee. Patient One fifty for
gas. So that's why you talk too morn
little Tommy W kykies W been won
thug with • piece of hardtack. "Mamma,
said he, after a Weave. "What is it T' 'If
p.U-parrots get all the crackers they ask
for, 1 don't weeder they Isere to swear.'
Hew Them Gine Leve One Aniline.
' Maud Now, when I am waked to site I
smear say. "Oh, I east!" but I elw•ys sit
right dm at Uie piano- - Mamie --Aad
lei the audience flail IL eat for themselves!
Culture bye edea. .••H•.e yips Bro..s-
Iaje works!" "No, lain. They're tee
,eult. People Bowe here don't under
in
stead the " Have you Praise" 'Prayed,
mime Ok, yea: we've tried that. hat N'.
w ase
1:.eduetat I koidtng gp • greenback).- Des
enybedy less • to. dollar ball ! Mr. Faber • -
.Wemasher did. '• Are you sore? "
ll, I didn't precisely lege the tea -dollar
bill, bus 1 ha.e beet miming one for a leas
time new."
The Villa. Ksyu..d--Oarsam -There's •
carried era paying marked •twties w
Ms Bleobsper. Mrs. A..... (shacked
but leisurely interested) Yes deal say set
When fee 0a.eam --Mr. BMdaetpr.
la Caron Strength. --First rival (gad
ly) Well, old mins, I eappoos I mast sen
ppeel!��late She ban deeUas/ ma.
=late
pasermfsll) Why, eke aloe
refined ms last aught. 1t mart 1. hems,
Lek-- let's a. teed leak him.
"Cisme up to mg hewn te mevr.w tight,"
INS H.past, "Tin gg�nugg w es l.Maw sty
golden w 'fJoY.. wedding' Why,
was, yen's emly heat sminid thy.. yaws
"Sham it, but it maw like fifty, too every.
thief m.0 sight."
Sweet Gni-Have you anyparlor shales
Mat went break bee. ssad 4 up all .f •
saint whim yea least swig{ it ! Dinaim
--Ter, Mien Sweet (Nrl--well, 1 wish
reed .red • mime arsund and seg if he akin
tab sea tato buying semen
Mr $. (esappiehly)--Dewe he gresMug
that boy always. Nandi let easere take
he wersa, wont you ! Mr. R. (Lying
aside the .hiagl.► I11 de astlhg .f ski
sort. 1 ain't intend that say wenn. shall
have web • husb•.d es Tvo gat, if i sea
prevent it.
Brows Yeti show • geed deal .f
. M.wmm ever your esnkag .
pipe. Why, len v.ee.d Mimes be
fro, hams% you! Rehherte TeaT t
le la) first trip without my wets. 110-
1 Wet here kerma that. I met ger
wits yesterdny, end 1 weer ease bee le. as
t tgtasl es Know.
Per tweaking shoos, ell Mem at the sides
of the .oleo.
For ohtlbi•rao, amply tincture of iodine
with • mmol . hair brush. -
taterra•s Uahe.as tonere Ls Krype.
Prepared chalk sad powered orris root
makes • nice tooth powder.
Ws.h the hair in hot water tad borax
sad lot it get thoroughly dry.
For eyes that itch, try bathing them in a
weak .olutwn of weak mit water.
■esard's unarms M nesismastees.
The plainest loud, like potatoes, vege-
tables tad e.r.•ls is the nest (awning.
Another mouth wash is warm water u
which • little Igo/rine hes bees dropped
When through ironing wash the inns
thoroughly sod keep chem in • dry place.
■WN • Natesea/ Is lee MA
Br u•Itiaat the tooth with the Boost pul-
verised willow charcoal will make tb s
white. --flood Housekeeping.
Sores VIe*rta's tt�.Its.
At Osborne, in • room of her pretty mous-
try boots, whore tjoeso Victoria had bees
staying for • few weeks, • wonderful party
of dolle ie jest now assembled. Beck fumy
creatures they are, with wooden heads and
hair combed down Bat over their sus, and
then caught up sod twisted in • prim little
hoot at the hack. They are Dutch dolls,
and whoa tnm queen was • little qui .b«
used to play with them slid make their
clothes. That was long before the days of
elegant wax, or china, or composition dolls.
For a long time these dolls had been stored
away .nmewhare iu Buckingbami Palace, but
the other day Kir Henry Ponsonby found
them quite accidentally, and now they have
come to great bettor and glory, and are
being photographed and admired and fond-
led. One of their attractions is that they
are dressed in the national oostumee of as
many different countries se there are dolls
in this royal company.
A Loped rms.
" How do you manage to take your medi-
cine without making • fear, Johnnie ! It is
awful tasting stuff."
" 1 know that," said Johnnie, " but 1
iu pascakos."-Harper's Yount
People.
Mark to wraith ted ar..agsk.
William J. Witter, Franklin, Man ,
writes :-My slater had very poor Imolai
for six or seven years, end looked as though
she wee goinngg to the grave. 1 got some of
your Di. Williams' I'iak Pills for her, and
they completely restored her to health. I
regard them as • wonderful medicine. ;bun
all substitutes, and :aware of imi.Ations.
May be 1 froni dealers or by mall, post
pa 1, at 50 cents a box or six boxes or sir
horn for V.50, hyaddressing the Dr.
Fro
Williams Mad. Co., ckville, Ont. 1
Hash Colored.
Prevarication, even when indulged in from
patriotic motives A not only improper bat
&rigorous.
The hostess was helping her guests to lob -
oar salad, says Crypt, and by way of mak
nag talk she area.. - tc say
I suppose, Mr, O'Ftunigan, teat y = an
not, accustomed to this dish in your wee-
ny,..
Ides. O'Fianig•u's Hibernian pride was
toadied.
" Lobsters is it, ma'am!" said he. "Faith,
ma'am, and the shone of (hreland is red wid
"
The CLWave
Has struck us, but we are not afraid, as we have
A COMPETENT STAFF
AND
OAN HANDLE ANY JOB IN OH LINK
all HAYS A LARDS STOCK Or
STOVES
FOR HEATING AND COOKING
FOR COAL OR WOOD.
WS ARS STILL NAILING THS
RE -DIPPED TINWARE.
GIVE US A CALL
SAUNDERS & CO.
WEST STREET.
Fall Millinery
MISS CAMERON,
Who has recently visited the leading markets, in the Fast, has now
in stock complete lines in all
The Latest Styles of Millinery, suit-
able for Fall and Winter
T rade.
And respectfully invites an early inspection of the same.
MISS CAMERON, Hamilton -at.
A. B. COF?NELL
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rad`' McLean's Block --On the Square—McLean's Block,
drill CONTINUNI1 ?3 CONDUCT FUNERALS ALS ATeins+ I''LAL LOW PRICKe.
Remember, NO HIGH CHARGES. The best stock in the county to choose from.
2 first-class hearses. Don't fail to gglIare him it call and save money. Prompt attendance.
ZNO CHARGE FOR HEARSES.
A. B. CORNELL,
On the Square.
EVERYBODY USES
EDDY'S
MATCHES
BEST QUALITY. SURE LIGHTER.
ONE
PARZ.fO�v
TORONTO BRiiNt:B-24 Front-st West. tONT1S,AL BRANCH :31$ fit.
.Tame. -0f.. YA]I)Nyr11 WORK$ Hull Canada.
UNDERTAKERS
J_ BROPHlErlr SON
Haire .dried to their present business one of B. J. Nash'w Latest Style
of any Hew, also the tonna line of f*,wsr.l furnishings in the ivniety,
and are now prepwrwd to txredact funeu'wls at pIioes reasonable.
This rbrpmrteseet will be +trictly attended to by hie eon William, who,
in the tuospley of the late D. Gulden for the past ben yearn, has a
ktiewl.dge el the hwsilaew, .ad by prompt attention bopes to .hare part et
pubis gatassisse. Rasauher the place---- Weetet, on yosr wry to the palet
eases. Ole us a call.
J. BROPHEY & SON.
WHY
Goes 0E0. IIA1t1tY, the
Golerich furniture cietaler and
undertaker, keep the !est stock
of furniture sniI undertaker's
supplies And how is it
that he sae sell no chump
BECAUSE
He tin.is that it pays in the
long run. His motto is :
Small Profit. and Quick Rea
tarns." He sibs .takes a
specialty of picture, framing.
Give him a call before purchas-
ig elsewhere. Embalming
Fluid always on hand. 3357-y
Patronise
True
.Competition.
Tees Out
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