The Signal, 1891-4-10, Page 241.014414
MILLINERY OPENING.
- Mrs: R. B. Smith -
Will have her Millinery Opening on
SATURDAY, MARCH 28th,
-- .1N!, 0N -
EASTER MONDAY,
Wbsn the novelties of the season will be on view
1 CDRDIIL INVITATION IS EXTENDED TO ALL.
MRS. R. B. SMITH.
"Mat
rare kate emit atseastsd
A 4-;i•Iareed boy, whom we will add As
WY. lived ntli long ape with his parents on
ens of the nuseesue east end streets,
"kb we will Ie.1 aq by the name o1
Mud.
Multitudes of eeie enders will recognise
their town avenue under this name- tbat
is, if they dig deepansogb to mach it.
Later Jimmy's pltpnb morel to a paved
street, and bis sslMgagime him this little
lecture:
Now, Jimmy, you says not get your
self all muddied up as you used to We
live on an asphaltsap now. and yoc
have no excuse for*at dug clean."
Soon after this Jlaiy was playing neat
his new home with gene bad boys, and he
picked up a profane word or two.
On making use of these words in the
presence of his mamma be was severely
. rd, whereupon he inquired:
"Can't a fellow even talk on au asphalt
(Areett"-Pitt.burg Chronicle.
Where. Indeed!
Very Rude Boy -Say, you beginner
ought to have a peed for resells. Wbeee'd
ver be it one old skaters ruined ham
vert -Lite.
tthe =sew.
"Now, ma'am." said the liveryman. se
he handed herr the lines, "you know how
to drive. of conrse?"
"Certainly."
"Keep to the right"
"Ya, sir."
"Don't Hoene$ to crone In frost of s
street car."
"No. sir."
"In cane of Are the engines the right
of way."
"Of course."
"Dont drive in street . ar creel."
"No, sir."
•'In ccs you a runaway horse coin
leg" -
"Oh, I know j what to do. 1 ellen
drop the lines, in p out and run :aid a
storm!" -Detroit, Fres Pres.
what !e Weide De.
A good story is told on the Rialto about
• manager here who • short tier ago had
a very"queer" play running at his theatre
He was . . l by an actor.
"Will you oblige tea with four Neater
N aked the latter.
"More epplieatioes for free seats
grumbled the emaesgar, who be not re
Downed for his a srbany "1 say. 3oune
man, if D give yon MIs sesta what will you
do for met"
The other we a glanosof withering row
tempt nn the manager.
"I'll go," be said ..blow York Loiter is
Dstra/t Fee P.+.•
Dews •n IWnd.
Twod Shark.. were Linking It
• fur store w4adow Ale! w ilh Arline
down goods.
'That W ape there is just like 1 am.'
said one.
"How's that!" taquited his companion,
"Reduced to alk"-wtlrbinetein :;tar.
•!stilt posses.
She -lent that a stew scarf pM .egg
have! i don't resliessber to have ever gSln
it before
Her -No. Hy bxstbsr best never toned
upon you.. -Clothier sad Fern ober.
A Mamie Or Nes..
Beggar -Ilia yen jelp se, sir' rye sat
M northing for two days.
Simeral-Make your fast 1hirtyw•ight
days longer, and yew Mildew a leg salary
se a dime rws 111011k.--Jndgr
0111 •..Nall.
obis my you ,paled eta Carter when h.
"Yes, 1 waited era hale elz months, and
Tan still welting. Re daddrets wedding
trek eif ata." -Dare& !Iles_
w. spew Mese.
Bretwefl-That we a wesderfnl Inllaby
h Hatreas Hew ropers
wDeaseee-Yes. my aka► to bone
balerssting eel the yg `asn4a for
1sta.+Ma taro.
1e..s.a ser
read tat, ea reale ei err de eel or
ems.,
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WOWSFesar.... -.. �winaara
1Messss
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THE SINAL: OODKRICH, ONT., FRIDAY, APRIL 10, 1891.
T141 IM Ii.L J
• .sore& «•r•
h11b1tM. Ire=filetigIlea be
Red ha se
Ibm I woe glee OD aide Oil bp
Webb lesseali beer.
Mak es ksa legume as taw
Or ralstbetwa re be eytttD
And se t arta l woos r
Wenid go with sac oslegkig.
lb m1 mem jug ds seseea*
And •abbaesy W we sines
War • OA.p.tig Wang wham oder
Chimed wadi the anlslgkbsae' Pyre.
Air. jfsde. Thee Dwt.
nein. Urea IBMs, Single,
Jame. IraOa yegIs. bele
Tagtoast rag'
Her eyes shore bagel, seeag bar bow
Dome try H�aag�l(.er sheltered,
And. esweIna the ray, 1
E nough of
lb To my, with wildly throbbing heart,
"Today Love I'm ob.ytag;
Be sent tae to your der to ask
Tor doer. to go • sleighing
And new be lads tae tell you that
I m sued of being single."
"Air so ens 1." she archly said.
And how the bens did Jingle
Jingle. Jingle, Jtogk.. Ji.(Ie
'ltngle, bogie. taogk. tingle,
Jlagi.•. eagle. J•ogk•, jiagr.
Ti.gung, tang'
Margaret (rage In Detroit Fra. Puna
A Sorrowful Senates.
The bullfrogs wept by the over bank,
And the water toad combed bar bar;
The araeserpent sighed as hewn he mask,
Lal the tadpole shrieked in deepen..
"Ob. why did you mune! why are you awe
l',itld the uuerrishl, In accents; ,4 woe.
The oyster allied through the twilight drew.
"Say, wby in the world don't you got"
Glum grew the chime, gk ou r and glummer
The fish wnthed a:..und on their heads.
_._ ..-_ ....--_-. receive !»maned, -' •Tis chilly for summer;
1 wish we were hone to our beds."
--._..Palm b urn'J the gem, , clear.
Supplied by dee meat nes.
Ppr,eup.irin D+h clung a.gether in fear;
tits sea bu s.•e ki.r'.ed up their herh
Ike Rim Then.
"Madame -if -said the judge sternly."us
stoat answer the question. What ie yeas
air,,'"
"I was born the same year your hone
was. That would make me about" -
"It isn't l e••aeary- to go into poetic
elate," interposed tate judge stiffly. "Gen
tlemei,, have you any further use for the
wit rise! You may stand aside, madam."
-Chuazo Tribune.
Didn't Wooer 1t 6irolved.
Mn Hayseed -Say, J,wehua, what's that
light out there+
Farmer Umpired (at Boston) -That's the
Boston Tight.
Mrs Hayseed -IN -all, those emilon muse
be party patient. I'vesewt it go out morel
twenty timet, and they light it up ow'',
Ilse-llttrvard Lampoon.
Paeoeeeey Is. luaus.
Great Editor's Wife (laying down a copy
of hie Suoday edition) -Why do you print
tech a lot of treahf
Great Editor -My dear, 1 do not print s
paper to phase cultured r•>lrtere like you
and 1. I try to please the general public.
Bridget (in the kitebent-Any good read
in' in tb' master's noue.paper th' day
Mary!
Mary frhief dish washer) --Nn. Middy:
aawthln' but trash. -New York Weekly.
l'nsightly pimples, blotches. tan. ;end all
itchin • humors of the skiu are- removed by
using lir. Low's Sulphur Sinip. Int
%earl a (•.alaper.
Rev. Ik. Clinton Locke, the popular
Epic pet! clergyman or( I'hieago, node a
hal break the other .Ly, but was helped
eat by the quick wit of his wife. On the
day in question hems- a ludy'%bwt to eaIl
Munn he was anxious not to meet. So he
said to his woe :
"Now, I'm off, my dear. .1'11 run up-
stairs and mar till she gore away."
After about an hour be quietly tiptoed
to the stair -hemline. and listensI. All was
quiet 'slew. Reassured, he began to de-
scend, and while doing e. he. thoughtlessly
Mit ru.platieally entire! out over the ban-
nister :
"Well; my dear. has that o1.1 Imre gone
at last Y'
Tit neat instant a voice from below caus-
ed the add perspiration to bedew his minis-
terial Now and rooted him to the spot.
There eylme a response which sounded in-
expressibly sweet to him just then. It was
the voice id his wife. who, with true
w..manly tact. replied :
"Yes., darling, she went away over an
hour.ago; taut here is margo..! friend, Mrs.
Meek, whon, I'm sure you want to meet :"
4'nnstipatinn claims many victims. Ward
oto the dre,.l dimes' try the use of Mardi
Sugar-t'..at.,I Burdock Pill. when need-
ed. Int
nesse Curies. Weed..
"Varlet'' is the mune word as'•valet," and
each r a. offah..,t of the feuds! •'vaaeal."
"Rotten Row," the fannoo. I.omdore street,
molls • la conte .1u riu- rthe King's passage-
way 1 "Ifutdelinn" is "dent de lion" (the
lions to nit), and "vinegar" was once "vin-
aign•_ (tuner wine). "Madame" is "my lady,"
snit "sir" has been extracted fnrn the Latin
"sewer" through the French. "Biscuit"
kee talive the Latin "Ins coctus" (twice
evoko e!!, and a verdict is simply a "verum
dioon" (true saying).
An "earl' waa an "elder" in the primitive
a.s•:etj., while "pipe' is the same as "pap'
and kaiser" is a "ca•ear." "Horsy" was
over a respectable table "housewife" : a "k ave"
war simply a "boy" the German "knish."
.,f today and a "caitiff" wee in the first
plan merely • ,cappNtive... "Jimmy" is •
reminsc'Dee of the cla.sical adjuration, "0
:..mini,' used by the Reiman' when they
called ups the twins ('actor and }Whin, te
help them.
The 4'br1IMs's Five Pa.
A lir Christian takes ahundance of
exercise. "If the stars did not move," said
Horace- Bushnell, "they might rot in the
sit) ' .assuredly, ton leery members in our
churches are dry rotted with utter ,needy
its like some of the old frigate. chained up
le the dole in yonder navy yard. One omen
t.alt. a good working ('hrietian is staying
jeerer We have plenty who are ready to
hustle shout while thw novelty Tars, or wi,l
ing to do what they are twilledto ; but
"well doing" Cranes to nothing unless there
he
"patient continuance" in it though all
weathers. Too much of ths so called
Ian work in neer land ends in a npaondic
spirt of enthusiasm An able -bud, d, rhe
hearted, longwinded worker, who labors
.n. year in and year out, from sheer lore of
t, is • p•iwrlees tnaemre in my church
lis inner life is had with Owing ; his out
wars life s as irreeimtiblst for
'limit witty. and • reserver efs a to
the erwnm..ity. He i psggggt�l p M
ire ; M hi-
t
n _ 1•
1
* <hrtM M Y_ �i�aaeld met
Thaw fee los lwlt+wlt-
eta
■daslj assessor
•'dh. why are you hen•• why did you come?
ow long ore• you going to stay?
Why don't you speak' You dent be dumb
Say, 0..en are you going away*"
Oh, w by did they weep. why did they crier*
Oh. why were they downeaM and blue!
Ob. who.,, what del they beg to Mare!
I'm sun. 1 can't answer --can you,
-Helen Granberry in Harper's Tuuag Peopta
Ills Light Pat Out.
Behr] worn a colored blamer on the aloe;
He bad sported spats in Persia, just for style:
With • necktie quite too utter, in the sorts d
odd Calcutta, be had stirred up quite a gat
ter for a whir.
The mall of Java thronged before by door, -.
Attracted Ly the trousers that be wore -
And his vest -a Woo= venter --shook Torsose se
its center. And they haired him as it
mentor by the score.
An bis own ground, as a 'masher" nn tbe street -
Be outdid a Turkish psalm- who stood treat
Be Imre Shanghai girls the jumps, and tbeb
checks stuck out like mumps, at the patent
leather pumps on hs feet,
But he called i:poa a Boston girl one night;
With • necktie ready made -which wasn't right:
Aad she lr.ot-.d at hum, this maid did, and he
faded area he faded. and he faded and he
fah.!, out of night.
-Tom Masson w Clothier and Furnisher.
The Typewriter Tone.
Though its coming be slow. we can all feel we
know
Tbat the "popular son:" hes Its e• .:
and the hand ortan lay cannot la_ all the day;
Ila h.,rr,.n ., est eeeaae to ascend.
Put tui• tyyen rn.•r tune. with its terrible twin
Iaxesant responds to the rubber bung wrist
With ha "pwi•k, pluck, clunkety, clang'
Plucke ty, plucket} . hang •
Tour heart may be light, and the future Hae
bright
Fie you come within range of ita sound,
But your a;..res will sink t•. your .hors in • what
From the mei..,'. that 1.,...•r around.
When the aln4al.t p;•.•,lina ao crooked and weak
Are tortured tilt pain makes them shiver and
ernieak
With a Mick. plack, clinkety, clang'
1'luckety, pluckety, hang:
-WaWingtoo fast
•molt lee.
•. .
Younger Sister -Well, how did you m
joy the tall lest night?
Elder Sister -0h, pretty well; bot i was
afraid that every minute that odious Capt.
Cropper ws.a going to propose to me. My
hart was in my mouth all the time.
Younger Sister (who didn't get invited)
-No doubt there was plenty of room for
ItI- Judy.
As t dverelght.
"Now, sir," said the lenior partner, "if
we decide to engage yon as a traveling stun
It will be me scary for you to take out
twelve wimple trunks. Do you think the
work of packing them would be too great
for you +"
"Possibly you forget, dr," replied the
modest applicant, drawing himself tip to
his full height. "that I always travel vette
my wife."-Clotbier and Furoiab.r.
tvl.l.we. In Twin.
"Yon claim that you wee. IMAMS when
yea proposed to her*"
Yes, sir."
"Can you prove it?"
"Yes, sir."
"How" )
"By producing the plaintiff in evert and
betting the jury look at her." F.crhange.
A Limited Knowledge.
Daalt•way-St range shier b•ppen. The
other night at the Academy they had •
prise fight. and the neat night a Wagner
concert.
Cev,rtnn-Wl.at 1 1 1 Hap
pose iliey were both crowded. tont
D.biaway 1 don't know 1 didn't g•e to
the monoert -New York Sin
Dbym.r•s nelall..sOlp .. ate maw.
"Mettler its a wonderful pat H. slam•
• brother to the mares."
'Yes. He km wooed them all, and they
ham apparently agreed to he raters t.
111111."-- New York Sea.
HAPPY END OF A i IIBL
PLOW A DEADLY INMALT IMM PAID
1 WITHOUT LOSS Or 10000.
- IM oaesat-e erg tae twos •eglaaaa M•
hemp& w salmi a asps Sas Zargen ad
Dram !role w.N raw Oags- f hires
a Indy War the rmw
Art whisma&o beth. of the Loyd
Lerida &dossed the lapel of a altnbt
coat worn by Maj. Nair Ball at the
Albany.
"A story, alto' laughed tate ea -array
omcer, as he detached 1 has
be bridge of his eons and looked in
good natured way at the expectant re-
porter seated beside him
• •Well, !anew ere. The smoke ot
Shiloh is a chestnut now, and the battle
of the Wilderness probably has been
smothered from further interest by a pec
fuse growth of weeds. By Jove! I can
give you a tittle incident that has never
been in type. It happened in 11163, when
our regiment was in camp at a little
Mi/.uuri town called Lexington. I wore
a captain's straps at that time and did
the shouting for Company B.
"Tbecaptain of Company D was named
Henry Poor. Unknown tome he detested
Me. and all became I ono, made a pun
on his name while at West Point. Being
a young man of stringent means he was
mortally offended, but later seemed to
have overlooked an unintentional sally
of wit thnt I got off at his expense among
a group of fellow cadets.
•Well, when we got oar , .
the )loaded dice -of fate threw as both: in
the name regiment, and when the war
broke out we went to the front ander the
same colonel. As I said before, our regi-
ment tamped at Lexington, Mo., near
Kansas City, or Westport, a; it was
known in those days. Among the event'
that transpired during the two weeks of
our sojourn was a grand ball, given at
the residence of a loyal northern woman,
for Lexington, although a Missouri town,
had great revere for the Confederate
colors. and a great many of its citizens
heartily sympathized with the southern
cane. At the ball several of the officers
of our regiment were invited -Poor and
myself included..
r18Q LI es rt.
`eDuring the iveatag • .. , my name
on the programme of one of the Lexing-
ton belles, but wive I kilo(' f..r the
dance I was horrified at the discovery
that my name had been deliberately
erased and that of Poor substituted, evi-
dently by himself. When Poor awl the
young lady started off amid the seductive
strains of the orchestra my blood fairly
boiled with indignation. Later in the
evening 1 caught Capt. Poor in the gen-
tlemen's dressing rem alone. I shipped
him roughly in the face, and told him
just what 1 though: o: him. He did not
recent it there but the next day 1 re-
ceiver' a challenge from him to fight a
duel.
"I had never fought aduel, and I he i-
tated some time, but rather than be ac-
cused of cowardice I consented. The
matter was placed in the hands of
friends, and one bright moonlight night
five dark
rev sneaked out of the camp
and into a neighl.oriug wood. The fifth
figure WAS that of a doctor of Lexington,
who had hen let into the se'n't and con-
sented to act. in consideration of a big
fee for his eemvicrs. To every appear-
ance the duel was to be a tragic one. al-
thongh I thought at one time I detected
A slight smirk in the feat:: • •s of the eec-
ond , who, were mutual friends of the
determined principals.
"'Measure off ten paces' commanded
the doctor as he wiped a tiny stream of
Missouri nigotini' from his chin whiskers.
The doctor ora+ to act as master of cere-
monies. The spar wait measurer".
•'Bring on the weapons,' was the
next command. The sitcom's brought
froth an ominous looking bundle care-
fully. wrapped c;. in oilcloth. Capt. Poor
shndde•r••1. I waa equally nervous. Ugh!
the weapons were evidently wicked sa-
bers, and it would be a duel from which
neither principal weal,' emerge alive.
We took our places ten paces apart and
stowod glaring at eac4: other, patiently
welting fur the supposed swords to be
placed in our hands ready to pierce each
other's heart.
THE 11erC-LT.
" 'Geutlemen, here are the weapons,
exclaimed the doctor as two large bese-
ball bats rolled out of the oilcloth. He
adeemed and placed one hi the hands et
each principal. 'Mind, genUemen, you
are not to violate the rule to keep ten
paces apart. Are you ready?
"Capt. Poor and I gazed at each other.
The seconds were doubled up on the
ground in convulsions of laughter. Even
the doctor smiled, and to cap the climax
a silvery laugh from a woman's lips
broke the stillness of the air as the fair
catue of the duel strode on to the duel-
ing ground with eyes sparkling with
mirth.
„'Do be sensible, gentlemen, and
shake haoda,' said :she. 'There is going
to be another party next Tneeday even-
ing, and I will divide my of t
waltzes with you both if you do.'
"i looked at Poor, and we met half
way and shook hands. the ludicrous.
of a dram with baseball
bats at a distance of tan paces was too
much for tss. We laughed heartily after
casting a reproachful glance at the mis-
chievous seconds who put the job up dm
At this puncture then was a rustle or
Win near the hotel elevator, and the
major sown in response to a signal from
a wail preserved lady. As he left the
reporter he said, with a dy wink of his
eft eye. •'I got that young lady for lite,
though, and Poor is up in the Neel
, and still a bachelor." With
those parting words be disepp lered iNo
the dining mom with the wife of bis leo
seance. -Denver Repnblieaa
Spider p+laon appears to have spatial
effects on certain hisser, and the largest
item are amt always the Lest aOgMd by
t. Im a is ewer whtob Midge Owe hes
but tittle ittdleasee si
ed +s
the retiNilterVn
before the spider dlelmple le dj Wm
tbaL
Tee tLp .t..M«..
The overseer of the has d
• 1vp oily retail store ws much pissed
wile the appe•res°, of the sew
wb had has emigre! to he tMpsrtmlHt,
"She is healthy, moat, end quick i. her
," be said to ea amat, t, "lite
has the face of an intelligent, hews sad
ambitious girl 1 h... put her at the towel
water, but if she does well, as I think she
will, it will not be bag before she will be
pfomote l to the lace water."
"Yee are inlined to favor her,- was the
001.1001.
"holy because I thank .he is an excep-
tionally clever girl, end will deserve it,"
was the reply. I kaow that .he is poor,
sad seeds steady work badly."
Miss Scott, the gv1 u yawed, Woe im
premed all the other ; with the
osvietio n of her cleverness. She talkel
well and much upon every subject but
ham. She had thought mare than any of
her comrades upon the question of suitable
oienpativas for women, and startled them
by her fluency.
"Why should not wows, educated in the
law, .it in the judge'. seat Y' she said so her
"Ate they not gots as likely
to he as henget as toes 1 Del you owl that
.ieciarun In the railway teras today' Any.
4Inledt mere unjust "
•'Hate you huckabsok towels asked a
e•Istcrner.
She turned, ,ipparently irritated at the
Interruption, dung down the paaa•kage, and
went on whieprring. "If I had been flw
ju.lget iu that case'h
. .r the pnr.a.•tttlug ap-
toroey. _
'!'hat.• an• not huckalock."
"Then we ha%r mew."
•114 customer turned away.
A more atrs•ioua injustice " continued
Mies Scott.
The nver.eer happened to 1u near, and
u. erheanl what had been sari.
"We Kava a 1st�w, line of huckaback.'"
he eaclaitnc.l, sharply. "Show theta •'.
The mot .duo stir was explaining what
she would 'lo d she were an artist. •'1 have
no petieuce• with wpnru Who are ..stent to
print ;tneteusand china plates. If dee. time
evert/Mies when 1 can drrute myself to art,
- noble figures -
"Doubt, damask fringed.- said • busy
matron, memorandum in Ileal.
Mw N vett placed a.uae gook hef..re her.
No, the.. are Scotch. I want frisk.'
Miss "rott l.w.ke.t hol.dreslp aloft the
shelves. The overseer, w In. had grew} •ax.
hues with regarei to her• st...l .seri Had
motional t.. another woman to take the ell'
tomer. ••V. Iiy do you not learn the shelves
when you ars not waiting on customer's!"
aela.4. 14e eaa_Iet .fight of a pamphlet-
hid
amphlethid under the counter, •Higher En►ploy_
unlit tot It -.anal., - and wuleratoat ,jg
cause.
ung •lay. two or three weeks later, her
muni rtes w, full of the opportunities for
rouses to hold political salons in thew come •
try, ere eh. ha.i },card they do in Franc,
that she made a gnistake as to the price of a
Russian 'crash, •n.i sobd it at half it. value.
"I really have not learned the meaning of
all the tags on the goods," she said score-
I•111)- to the overseer.
"'Then you malt go elsewhere to tical
other work,• he said. ••You are discharg-
ed But remember, the woman who a not
faithful in selling a yard of towelling will
1.• uo more trustworthy in dealing with the
attaint of nations. Companion. •
Adele, we 1111e0MMa
Here is the advice ea dietetics that an
E,i, i,.h specialist gives a young norther.
• • 1 our little girl of two years does not get
nearly enough variety in her diet. Ifive her
feel her
breakfast alternately Feral -and -
mil:., oatmeal porridge male of fine oatmeal
and a little cream, hominy, and bread-atel•
lieu ter. with the yolk' of an egg lOthtly) boiled,
or a little apple sense ani firma and butter.
After the child is a year old, it is a
great mistake to give the Name thing for
breakfast every day, and no wonder that
with such sameness of diet she is getting•
weak, pale and thin. For dinner give al-
ternately beet tea, veal broth, or chicken
Moth, thickened with sago or tapioca : boil -
.d whitefish. such as haidock, cad or whit-
ing. picket over with the fingers to free it
trent Innes, shredded up tine and mixed
with potato and a little batter, served on a
hot plate ; potato mixed with gravy, or a
little piece of aweethxead or breast of
chicken shredded. fine : or the yolk of an
clog with bread and butter. For young
children potatoc, should he boded our baked
in their skins till quite floury. As • second
course for dinner a sp enful of milk pudding
or a few grapes may be given. At 5 o'clock
give milk pudding, Farela, hominy or breed
and milk, and at 9 prepared food, or milk
diluted with Irrey water if constipated
ted.
%%'hen thirsty give her a drink of fresh
water, and et her have plenty of milk."
4'soee Fee Rot hanare.
Chirpily ('holna.sdeley--"Hal tewwibe
down kat night •'
Herold Harrington -"D weaan your twow•
sere were two pweespd'"
(Ionlly (1a,hnoteleley -Worse. 1)wem t of
my ancestors. .evah like to dweim of my
aneestore ; they sere all twade men. Jew .
ellcrs' ('ircoiar.
emeses Peevenrty.
"How len g have young Swackharnrner
and Miss Peeekinpaugh been engaged
"For about five years."
"Fond of each other
"Been sweethearts from. chddhorrel."
"in gond . .
"The ono chi
"Health gne.f
• d
"!loth sono! la
ollar.
"Then why don't they marry'"
"Why, the old folks have got it Blown in
their wills that they're to marry: there'.
$20,000 in hank that they'll get whenever
bey .M : the plans are drawn for the house
hey're to live in, and the 4wackhammer
▪ Peekinpaagh farms joie. There h.a't
been any opposition. That's all'
What 4111141111•44Testable...she Testable.
nn
Blooh. re 1 though you sal Mc
Macth
kin, e aldern.n
a, were great tomda
n
Peile -
fan editor) -We were until Me
Macken got married.
Itlnedumper Roth loved the tame wo
man, eh?
No. that wsan't it When he
was married 1 wrote an account of it for my
paper, and wrote the caption, "An Alder-
man man Takes • Bride. Well, the compositor
put • "h" in placeof a "dWW1" in the WW1 bride,
thnemht he knew ewnngh shut aldermen to
eel sow McMackin is ring war damages.
ink, the wsl) know, joule! for
advertiser", says . "When yes want to
know stout my heaiseme hafts eutside
thof
e large cities, write to the Ise!esrt
• If the fins is of say seem*
will find its in the hams
A man to he pabroadbe pipalar abroad must
does sa s atheribms his hassleareug hie
Midi' h . S sot to receive meth seed-
y ldren of wealthy parents. "
• Broken iysg a.St.
"what Y the ammo of the wadies Boot
M Where Tar Jaw sad brie
"leer old how hither a bef,a"-'fl>s
1�at
The wallas selsonar Lay leseiereil
Owe, 1.CG hat the wen snivel
JNO. ACHESO
Our stock for Spring is now almost complete, and is
largest, best assorted and the cheapest in 0oderich.
We give is•:ow 't "Teas of t'.e lines we lead in:
Black and Colored Henrittas, 46 inches wide.
Ladies' Rubber Circulars, in great variety.
Linen Goods, comprising Table Linens, Table Napk'
Towels and Toweling, &c., die.
Lace Curtains and Art Mullins.
We import the above lint•, direct, anal invite inrgretion soli cntiipariw,,
of priers.
A DISC[IINT OF 5 PER CENT. ALWAI3 ALLOWED FOR CASs.
JOHN ACHESON.
TEE PROSPERIir eti CANADA
'ADA
'ILL BE AS -
"11
*turd by securing
the health of the propia.
Therefore ane
"fBrad ori A rjlteara•et
Bluer*. 41/4,; then is arra
better.
I) IcoA�R � ItY FOP
UtiNES COUGH
Cure. for children
Li OMR AND CATTLE
LI rdedlctnry a specialty
The Marriage D/11.
Mr. Mowat 'a Kill ronferrwg eat staff Ai-
- cent
ffi--cent of the Salvation Army authority to
solemnize marriage passel its around retaining
in the (Intario Assembly without a dement-
ing voice. This was not so much a re•r.eni-
tiom of a new sett as it was a praeti.•al mew, -
- urs in line with the Liberal pili -y which
places all religious bodies on the same foot•
mg in the sister province. As the cavil t..aig
karate, in Ontario have the seine authority,
there ..ould be little nbjjeecstun to go ing it to
the Salvation Army olleers, registration of
all marriages being required by law. In
mixed e.mmnnittes, where there is a total
separation between Church and State. tuer-
r•isge as a civil contract is all that the .tate
can take ... of. (K course, the
parties rencernel are always free to sanctify
their union by such religious sanctions as
a
Tbe.r err matters e .
the may desire.
eaedencr, with which the civil it
has seething to do. The great utility it the
civil contract a that it pe.re.:t the wawa.
memos the rare of offspring, !&fee& the
right of heritage in property. and preserves
pnhlic melds. Kut the Ontario low, hl.eral
as it is, does not go anything like so far ale
the law in New Vera State for Instatnce.
where, if a man and woli,au eelab,t for ever
so lunit eel a period as man and write, the
fact ea lid.! to legally '.00.1111,1 • .e nurria};.•.
Ilex as this law may seem, it has been found
• powerful safeguard for young a;,.l inexpei
,weed women. MI.utreal Star
hew iA hare Para tf'b.sagrap a.
If you are short and stout .fon'; mak the
poor artist to make a picture of you full
length. He will ifyouu insist, out lie knows
he is doing a great wrong thereby. Not
ing Is so graceful ;and pleasing in a picture
of a stout lily as a sitting at half length.
the figure so turned as 14, hide the tern toe.
stoutness. Again, if you are dim and angel
lar. do net for an instant forget that a full
length figure will make you appear more
slim and angels. Then the pretty bust
picture is your only hone, awl you sh.uhl
insist nn having none other. 1f a gentleman
has a very long neck, no tatter how nicely
he 1. woks in • high collar, his picture if taken
in such a high affair would hook grote.qur.
A short neck and high collar, and long neck
and a low turned down collar, f'y all mean*.
No lent stripes, no great cheeks, nostriking
figures should be worn in a photograph.
One thing tear in mind when you err the
studio bring along your hon.r expression.
Don't speml two days before you go to
the studio practising poe.m and different ex-
pressions before your mirror and, lastly,
give theh�g�pher the benefit of exer-
cising hispaetM and professional ability.
Tag 00114*T.
Respiration is maintained by two sets of
muscles ; one set called the intercostals lie
between every pair of rile.: in the other set
are comprised the diaphragm and the ah
doxntal muscles which moist it. There es
an old and widespread belief that while
maks breathe chiefly with the diaphragm, -
welnen for obvious 1 reasons
breathe almost entirely with the raw. leave
ing the diaphragm nearly gniesent : in in
mneh that to the ele(eetive eye a heaving
chest is supposed to reveal a wo 'Mil under
all thermos. This fart seems t. .r e'tab
belted by a series of •' atether tin., or re
* ration carves, taken over t ari.wa areas -
of the chest. which were reently evhitdted
at Birmingham.
The casae, however, of Ow different,' be-
tween rale mea female move
meats wee shown to he, not as Ira been
suppled, • Dates' and Moe.firent verbs.
then iw the meehanaln, hat
simply and solely the rise of corsets The
. ayseata a< respiration are freely ooem-
reenieatad to the whole .olid mess of the
liver ; sod the effect of *him mistral and
Famous! liver ersage must he to ineiatain
tie onward lbw of File • matter of the
mater importasee to hen/th while, res abs
otherthe hiliary me
bream aWat
eabd wee to ora p who
a preset se eespr_sms her llwt with a
carer as to arra the rmm�st�er�
in oriental wears, •sd irlei •lneim•n
li
lltilwaw.say ortianai ear0at, sire
mere ease are ar ler h.a sad ions
week are Nelst1y mese that heat
BULK PERF Mei.
1Mslionie t•AitIgy1
front pea ttpp Wr. tier et
Mose esqui•ife .der,
iItFSC.1IPTIOp
work at all bun, as
and to aerie hero
4 barges.
-
w.c.coou
sent Hence er nay circled, that
is no natural difference in the rsepiretn
mechanism of the seam ; and w
.liffervnce aloes exist is due to sham aid se
to nature.
If a girl mesa to be well trained that de
may nobly fulfil 'Orr .iuty as anneelesly s snit
s este day. dote. mot a bury nerd yet ,nun Ik
be mined amui disciplined that be
worthly fulfil the responsible deltas w
ata11 one .ay devolve upon hits ae sear-
lrav s husband ' Union 4ignaL
Riseea'. LNlme•, mores elarget to taxa
Nora Scute mid sine owners repose
heavy sales for the demon just annul cased
BARGAIN
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A SURE CURE 1
SOLO BY&ALL DRUGGISTS.
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11 w of
to try
Holum
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excel!
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drugs
The
day
It .1 K. (:ORE. total
drink
so'e Patentee aad Manatactoter, tater,
"est
1:O1.Kit1('Ir, t,kT las s.
wets,
•cleat:
V stamp Imampd7 ea •
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SEND :raNr4, udpsd.O. k1 Iu , p
n. us, ami we w tar sagease,('.0.ittt lune,
•b .rlrgaat 'nada ye�lle,pre) �aattamiaa,/laa '.Jell
it an sadeva tame w p.sist end 1
than we ctai a ter
lt etbut 4! pperfrctly sat
lest-tory, pay the
IT.
Agent t( '
and tela
ween. Such a
akaaon to secure •
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Corte; Mies b
haeme It t r be -
This
bi • eu
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p�OiM t0�rhag
willeiV..cap and
wart, bunting
sase.Fsautiful)y en.
gs0v.d sad is dust -
MOThe works
Waltham style.
P balas
and we wrest a an a rate ume.
111t Y setter* for sitter a Indy or
grafi en11map1 A b seat with each
watch.Address rates
s.� wt. eL CO.,
Watchmakers, (•
SEND U8 $I 00 :La • •M.ofiIoaranger,red
we will send you pimple this elegant
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io..ned, and all business in the I'. 5. Paten•
1111;,, attended w at MO1)ER4TE FEES.
our nrtlr.•.s opposite Itie (.e.I'eirot Of
N.. at,.! we car obtain Patents In 'nes I,ar
than t name renitee from il'ASIII. i yUA.
pend MODKL OR DK.4 N'1 \foe. We ad
.os, a. to pateutebility free of charge ' Hoo
inane ane -\'r) MIARUN CALBha /1'A oil -
Tr IX P./ rxxT. Pus
we refer, here• r. the . master, the Sap.
01 4on,•y (Jrd••r h,r . woe to ofllciale of lbs
1'. tl. i'a•ent 14.54..( For „reeler. advice.
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terms and refer os to actual clients Is 70511
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t' s $lew a Co..
familiaPatent uslx.Wash agto..D.0
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MICHIGAN LANDS
- FOR BALK --
12,000 Acres G l Yarn( Lail
TITLE rERFEtT.
Hes ■led. as e'ratreil. Detroit a 11yrom
avid lase lake Stallerrila.
At prices rnnging from M to le pr Hera
These hofs are elms. to Raterlirloieill Xs°
Town, I harehe, Schools, eta., sod will
le !bid dot Most Favorable Taw
Healy To
R. N. PiIZRCR. Welt Slay a/.
Or to J. W. CURTIR, WNMeerers, IW
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skid l :4Wyi3 int*, OIAr Tice
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God erich St
m Boiler Works
Established Ino.
Chrystal & Blacks
SECOND HAND MACHINERY
In Stock For Sale :
1 50 -horse -power upright
boiler, all complete.
1 0 -horse -power upright boiler
and engine.
1 6 -horse -power engine.
1 48 -horse -power horizontal
boiler, complete.
1 50 -horse -power slide valve
engine, all complete.
The above have been thorough-
ly overhauled and warranted in
forst class oondition. Ready for
immediate delivery and will be
sold cheap
Mail esters well eeselw presort attsstha
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