The Huron Signal, 1886-10-29, Page 7]'j
A Western paper recently orate: the
boding of s "lady's skeleton " A lady's
skeleton doubtless ddfers fee.) a
woman's skeleton ,u that it lea a ho,p-
skirt and bustle attached,
A poor roan will: a large family of
daughters still lien Washington s cheap
plate to reside. After they get Intro-
duced into society they will not require
any elethes to apish uf.
It is said s w..msn never quite forget.
the man who has once asked her hand
is marriage. Nor does a man forget the
woman whose hand he bas asked io
marriage- unlet it is gained.
▪ "Where are we to look for our rising
young msen! Not in the street ear, any-
how," exclaimed Mrs Shoddy. Nth ley
dear,' replied Mr. S. "Yue Will find
them in the elevators."
What every married man in this eoun•
try wants is a trained, fierce-Iookinq
little mouse that will appear whenever
called. It will settle a family q carrel in
lees time than it takes to provoke one.
Bilkins-"Send me up two tor.* of
coal, and I will settle the tir.t of the
month." Cool dealer tderieire/y)-
-Chestnut "
eIy -"Chestnut" Bilkins anxious to mis-
understand; -"Yes, che■tl.ut will do, 1
4dew ,.
"You ought to chew taheeeo," said a
would-be wit to a Yining lady. "I am
astonished, sir," indignautly replied the
lady. "Pardon me, mus. I was
prompted to make the remark wheu I
booked at your 'tine cut' mouth.
t♦ TIIE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY, OCT. 29,1880
Fun anti Fancg.
Aa Autumn idol -the eyelet.
The new ll'a!I bowman'. they sty, w'
be V shaped. The bills wit. ter X
ak aped.
Tb. Vasa tends nal .etas..
The tem Cardusat peseta of health
the stomach, the liver, the buwele an
the blued. Any irrueul.riig of the+
action brines theme, wJ
to the whole system. Regulate then
condition with Bind....: t L' ., .d timers t.
secure perfect health. 2
Did you ever see a man with a
diamond cellar button eh.. did out think
INA u.cktro• were suing out of he -A(4.!
Beady To Bare.
The most useful medtctue y..0 cau
have in the household is Hagyard'.
Yellow Oil. It cures rheumatism, neer-
alga, son throat, aches, sprains, bruises,
warns and all external or internal painful
conditions. Keep it at haus fie ready
rims.
A woman in Boston stole a c..• rk lest
from a crippled a.•Idier. She was hound
to have something new on her bonnet.
3 Sleepless Nights, made miserable by
that terrible cough.. Shiloh's Cure is the
remedy for you. For sale t:y J. lt't:ani,
`'•'Loouung ladle. now furnish a brush
bruom to dust the coati ,if their love's
where they have la:l :tett pretty pow-
dered laces.
1 That Hacking Cough can be so quick•
ly cured by Shiloh s Cure. We guaran
tee it. For sale by J. Wilma, Drusgist.
Why is a baby fed from ten to • doeen
timer & day! it(meuse bel,i.s, bees► 'tacit.
should be tilled up whenever they show
symptoms of "holleroem.'
A M,egg. Teset.
1 HURON AND BRl10E
Thom who sedate the Iueterior pangs
of
neuralgia, rheumatism, selsiioi, tutu
hit... and similar pewee a.u•plaints n.
severely tried, het there.* w apeeity re
het to Heeysrd'a Y.ilew O,1 se thous
slide who hero ueod 11 joytotly taauly
It banishes p.tu soil lw.ueuew queik.ly
•
are The barber among the Greeks and
fl R •ruaus cut end drooped the heir
✓ shaved the beard, pared the oats a:d
and pulled out the stray baits atilt their
✓ teener& Wealthy penmen asp. a
' barber in their 0011 hu.Aees awn i.tral
their slsvee, but the people at hole had
r'ec'ourses to the barber's ahoy. Th.
Roane rerely shaved himself, at least
after the veer ft. C. 454, when the tint
barber was introduced from Sicily.
Pirevtuus to that period the hair auA
t.caru lure w.,rn 1••n3.
■tab r.a se.
Mrs J, bis Nee -Muds. writing from the
Meth.1.st Pomona... Adelaide, Out.
says: " 1 have used Hatyerd's Pectoral
Salaam en oar family fur year& Foe
heavy colds, more thesis mud dietressiuk
C.,ujhs no other wedictuu au see. re -
1.c; ea. 1
A so•e4ileJ mad deg iu Hebron, Ky
bit • cow. The cow iu s few day. .L.ua-
cid sagoot of rabic., and about the• -mime
time a baby that had been living use the
twit: of the cow became s tarty afect-
ed. It to mad that the symptoms of hy-
drophobia are pronounced in the child,
whose. sufferings are eery great.
A Complete Rreakdow..
"Fur ten years," says Jennie M.
Herren, of Wallaceburg, Oat , I diu
not see • well dy-was all broken duwu
with dlle_pepsia, liver comptaiut, catarrh
and debltty. Three doctors anarido'led
:Pipe fir me, when Burdock Blood Be•
ten nine to my rescue. It is the beet
medicine 1 have ever taken. I say this
• for the benefit of alt suffering as I did 'l
T'.,e highest apple orchard ID the 1 no-
)
m ' eel Sates is at Hot Springs, Lori Tahoe
r• i Dal. The trees are loaded with frust.
This is probably the greatest altitude at
r• t wlticii this frust it strewn w this country.
Ibaiug over 6,200 feet above the level of
the sea
a , A Indere IttrseTeremeltIts a ret letter from R. W. Douro'',
of Helot -nine, Out. 13. stases that he
co
, ' has revered trent the worst form of
dyspepsia, altos suffering for fifteen
years; and when a awncil of doctors urn
flounced hint timetable be tried Burdoct
Blued Bitters, six bottles of whict, re-
stored his health. 2
The United State. Ministers to Ger.
many. France, England and pupate re.
wive 817,500 each ; those to Chins, Bn
ail. Mexico, Japau and Spain receive
. 812,000. The general tet the army re
cedes $13,500, ai.d the admiral $13,000
G For lame back, stile or chest, use
Shilob's Porous Piaster. price 'la coma
For sale by J. Wilson, Druggist.
Granger -Been hshin' all dayl Crust
(ltd Gentlegmanhours, u
Granter-wtthnut bait Crusty ltd
Gentleman -Without interruption, w
Mn Mary Thomt'so'n, t,f Toronto, wa
afflicted with Tape Worn, d feet of which
was removed by. one bottle of Dr L.
Warm Syrup. la,.
A California youth stl'leezed his girl
se tight that he broke two .d her rile
but was comforted when she she acid
"Oo tin Hatik, and bust the other
twenty -two. -
National Pills are a mi'd pergative,
setter ten tete $-rotroch. Lilco; -asci-Sows.
e1., fwmoYtui all t lettuctiona. las:
Johnston says it is inithty hard to be
a Christian when a man has a boy who
will ring a chestnut t.rll en him at
family prayers, when it it impossible w
resent it.
"I regret to zay zat blademuitelle
Fayette teen a leetle hoarse xis etening,"
ezpaaised a French ssoager;to an Eng•
lish speaking audience, who had as-
sembled to hear a ptima donna sing.
"Trot her out, thea. if she's a little
horse," bellowed an urchin, wb.,se feet
hung over the maitre on the gods' gal-
lery.
It was the general opinion that Tam
MacSaunders was cracked. Notwith-
standing this, Tam managed to persnade
a lady fair to become his hide and went
tit the minister to *meets tartars. The
reverend gentleman altered the common
notion respecting Tam's mental capacity
and therefore proceeded with due au•
tion in the matter. Among other Burls•
Gone the minister asked: " As this is a
very important step you are about to
take, you ought to consult your patents
about it. Have you don. sof" "Na,
nae fear c' me." said Tam; "they never
consulted me when they got marrit '"
A Chestnut st. Miss of leu than five
summers, who was playing in the yard
and observing the works of eaten. sur-
prised her father the other day with the
following questions and original conclus-
ion. "Papa does (Mod sake the worms?
Yes, daughterT' "Pa, does God make
the hopper toad to sat the worms apt-.
"1 a pose en." "Well, I should like to
know what He bothered His head with
..he worms for if He had to make the
tont to eat tinier' Her father .
did set attempt to nnrsvel this juvenile
peaele, for he felt that it was toe much
for bis.
lite Ltsbtesett-
The rapid action of the great pain
ore," Polenn's Nerviline, in reliveing
the most intense win, is a matter of
wonder to all who have need it. There
is nothing surprising in its results, for it
is wade of 1Jbe strongest, purest and most
efficient remedies known in medicine.
Nerviline eures toothache ;intently.
cramps in fire minutes, neuralgia after
two appliettiorta; rheumatism M at neon
relieved by ate use; and the mine may
he maul of all kinda of pain. Sample
bottles, entities only Meta st any drug
store. The tarter bottle only 45 mete.
Poise's Norville* sold by druggists and
cowetry dealers.
it is mid by one who knows that all
Has "bat men" and professional killers
id the west are blondes, with light hair
and blue eyes. The traelitIona! desperado,
with raten locks and pieraug black eyes,
to. 1-0iger emote.
The latest invention in hat lining in a
map a the City of Lundin printed on
sill, so that any stranger a gay you'll/
fellow may find his way home or see at a
glance if cabby is taking bit the ueareat
r .ate to his destination.
Auolhoaris water come, fn.m a spring
in the Ain Valley in Rhenish Pru.iia.
The spring tint came into notice about
forty Soars ago. It belongs to the clue
of carabouated alkaline waters which are
w. beneticul 1n correcting any memo,.
dinner of acid in the stomach, anti it
poseww, moreover, the advantages of
Ian agreeable flavor and unusual degree
cf .tf . . , which is u•,t tansient
in its character
It ti rinito look ea if the theatre hill-
'b,ard nuisance would won have to give
way to those English lords who hare
; gone into the business of advertising pur-
i leagoe actremes by wailoptug their hus-
hoods.
LOAN AND iNYESTMENT COMP4NY
ill
Ti.i. (o.npusy as Lemu- el Maury ten rano
Xeer. ay sd Lugged gates of !»tereet
MORTGAGES PURCHASED.
SAVINGS BALK BRANCH.
1, 4 cwt pro 1'eat. /tamest AU0.ced us
Limpu..f., monolog, te ununwt
an.I t.a.e left.
orri, t ('..r mf Market equate sud North
SU eel. Uodei scb.
1t0It.\CK HORTON,
M Air Asian'
God ri, 1. Auer Nb,ld'... 1na1-
3
c
Il�� PERRY DAVIS' lila
PAIN -KILLER
It aECOtNI.NDED AT
Ptfysi is -t, X:nitr'.r,, Miaulrnurries,
-
iMsurtraof 1.W:,.►ora,
!'atnr,ui.'na, .l"urns tR Il•.spifots,
iso al, .rl a teemeedy everywhere
4.w hue otter meta it a triol.
lAltEr l'TCRN\I. u.T MIEmD WITS A
a 1411.. LILaos OF .ROT *ILK AND
al o•R, If WILL as 701.4/Ir
A TA1IJaa
CCRS FOS
SUDDEN ‘COLI . CIRL
MUSIC
,.t
1J VISIT CAffir AX THE MUSIO MAEvoEtLVM, todihiird
WEST S .REE 1%
It i. Uwe you oats bay los V ICH Y Gudrn ►
BEST ORGANS AND PIANOS -
that are wadek for task ur.g meq io.raluteet plea. W111 hal from them who
know r.olblag of music, worm )uu eau got thea tested br the beet sausimatis to the world.
s/l'all sod hear sad see fur ;outwlf.�
ht Pieces of Music for 25 Cents.
d/i'tau,r sud Organs Tussle
Guder:ch. Sept. lTrd. IQ7s:
PROF. CLARKE
4
9060
Proprietor.
New
DRESS GOODS
OPENED TO -DAY
.ST
J. C.DETLOR &Co's
(iuderirh• Aug. 26th. MS.
Sass w K yvsoZv.
The Latest Frollcli and Aniencaii Styles !
HATS, BONNETS
f Feathers, Flowers, Fancy Trimmings
Etc.. Etc lite.
The Chicago House.;
WEIST STREET. (iODEKICE
Ooderic April 9th. hilt./ 11(1
GESTION OR STOPPAGE OF
CIRCULATI(DN. CRAMPS,
PAiNS 1N TIIE STOMACH, SUS -
.5 ER AND L'utti I:L CUMPLALVT8,
SOiRE TIIROA T.Ec.
•PPLI$D LX TLLLLLLT,
Exre:RI•vog Inst Pkot•av IT TNR Doe?
.rel. 'env' Ain ai r LINIMENT ON
I. Aar;/ 15 tg*ovlxO Tat PAIN
elusive clow
SPRAINS, BRUISES, RIII:UM.1-
TiSM. NEURALGIA, SW EI.LED
FACE, Tt w ITILACiir,
BUlNn, FROs'f BI'I'FS, fro, Eco
_:.et.. per Battle.
Ilii Beware cal* Itiitationa.
CAhLr br.i,L'S
CATHARTIC
COMPOUND
is effective is smell
doers, arts without
griping, dors not oc-
casion
ecsaion naiISea, and
will not crate irri-
tation and c• a:_eitien
as do many of the
metal eathgrtics ad-
Ininist►r d fir the
form of Pile. At.
Ladies and Chit.
dren having t11e moat sensitive st„-
media take this medicine 'without trou-
ble or complaint.
-Co •• • .•- • .+...ANTIC Cowror!eD
is especially adapted for the cure of
LITIA COMPLAINTS AND BILIOUS Dts-
OlnsGn.
FOR ACID STOMACH AND Loss or Ars.
TRT I T i.
Fos SICK lllADAcas Aww Disrupts.
Foa Caval►•TION OR CueTi,Raaa&
Fut AL1. Co aAINTs A 1111 N. rant A
UIsoRDatau • or Tei Sr,,.
MACH.
This medicine being in liquid form•
the done eau be taariy regguiate.l t .
meet the requirements of difi(sr.ttt per-
tiOttoia, o making it equally t"rtl
attar ted to the use of the little dahlia
tot .e adult. Put np in three ounce
mottles, and sold by ail dealers in
family medirities.
Price net - _ (",•n'•.
w
C1i? .r ,it;1 IIB
4 ens dermas, •�P
•Otedistad
ssel b. see ..ats)y sc.
w
e< the rosI O
f low i" see in bet a 96eden E.hs.uioe
amour fro- Los of N4, t 4. Arate or (.Leptis
/flumes, and in the weakness that irari*Mr
arcn.p.sie• the recover, Imo Waetioa Fest..
No remedy win eve aims speedy ran( is
1 w Iadieeetion. For -
,she. Mood. Loss of Appetite,
prw,denry, and in all cafe where 191
+ an arre.rtva and ..erns
re` w
ST,V.
1.AT h mired,
4 the ELIXIR will be
found ..AlV-
Aai.a.
• 4t
.Sul,! by ail Drakes it A/eda Muir.
DAVIS 4 LAWRENCE 00. (i ioited)
Sots Actors. 4
MOINTRZAL. P. Q.
HILI. HEADS, NOTE HEADS'
i.ETTKR HEADS AND
ENVELOPES
CHEAPEST IN OODKRi('H
AT AIQNAL OFFICE.
intrzaujea
WOEM POWDERS.
Ara pl.a..nt tot\kw. Contain Hiatt est
pet Sl,s 1, a sata tiers, aril ,.A,et.J
Iietrope.r of werme to CLIL Iron or AMA*
GEO. 11. BROWNk
lucccasor to 011. WIIiTKLYA
PHARMACEUTICAL CHEMIST.
Having lately added • Fresh Mock of
Drugs, Dye tuffs, Perfumery, Eto.,
to Ike already wall eelert.d stn, ky
, pls to inform the citizens of Godericb that he is now able
to supply then, wits 1•L'RE: DRCUtt and CHEMICALS at Reasonable Priv...
PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY.
SOLE AGENT FOR
SI.OAN'S INDIAN TOC ,
t111.Tbe Greatest Blood Purifier of the age. Every Hoole Ouaraaseed.
Sunday Hour :- 1010 11 a.e..: 1 to 4 p.m.: 830 to 9.20 p. m.
Albion Block. Goderich, Feb. Iib, *01. MLitt
DAWIEL GORDON,
CABINETMAKE
AND LKA111011w^- -
UNDERTAKER.
Anyone can advertise, Dat i ban show the Stock. f pave mere stock on fund than any two
houses in town to.eiect from. '
FURNITURE.
1 have now on hand le different styles of Bedroom Suttee, 1 different styli. of `Sideboards. 3
Parlor `Suite& and almost anything/ in the Furniture lion, all of which*111 be sold
AS CHEAP Ari THF. cHKAPK$IT• AN» ININT 1'O1" FUKtiST IT.
In the 1.'NI)ERTAKiNG 1 give personal attention. ani the benefit now of nearly 411 year
ezperieoce. I think I have the best Meanies in the Count, of Huron 1 wilt leave the pt:bltc
to ndse. 1 have everything name, kept in a Aro-. lass establishment. such as askel..
" Shrouds. Habits. Wore. Crapea ie.. k,nbalmtag doss when reposed.
KI Guarantee to give satisfaction in every case.
OLD STAND BETWEEN P. 0. AND BANK OF MONTREAL.
Gedssicb, Sept. 9th. SAL
7
Travelling Ibutbe.
s
URANwHt.T. TP"
KART.
Express. 1flsrd Meed.
I.r. .Iwa.at 114:::i
iotrol sws.mI
I 1�ts.
)tiled. Biatd. Ez�reas.
Lr. I t, m a in 1:15 p. m $ Peal
Ar, 1 le.tsa.= I 1 -le V to I t:45 p.m
HIGGINS'
REKA
FOE 1'1 ItITY, tWEETNF+ti, h FI.AYUK
IS UNEQUALLED.
DAIRYMEN
0 will greatly imp r . a your
BUTTER & CHEESE.
01111iAgeta y fw W .1, is (aaada
li 1411)' 1
HAMILTON, ONTi(-
dV "-,.,l '•,' ! .,•.• 1 ireular,tW t
Mat. , iv d. \ /y
•
.iriusiemegts.
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GODEHie H NECHA Cti' Imo.
TUTli Li HI: .tl:l" AND itRAWING
Sl. cur. ut tart street *mare Ile
maim
Odea frees 1 to A p.m., and from to 1e p.m.
ABOUT 2000 VOLS iN L BRARYj
La.diap hail, R'erlle and I,
1'spars, . r,•.I:,inra, dr., 0e
MEMBERS/Ili' TICKET, ONLY \ $s.ss,
tlrsasIag free use of leis ary' and Beadlike
Hoorn.
Application fur turn.t..•rahip received by
1 Wbraryan. to ruom4.
.i. IL COLItultN E. .t IX S. KOHTOa•`t
1'residect. tieere`ary.
Ondefteh. Alwrrh L' • :. lel& ,
ODERICH
PL I4G1VJA'L ,11IL L
Ertl.LIILiFHFIt 1115.
Bucha,jon 4 Robinson
111%1 I -A. It ATM o►
Sash, Doors & bWnds
Lumber, Lath, Shinilee \\
...id bender'.'eterrfal of every d•eed$tiese
SCHOOLFURNITOSE A IPRMLTT.
*FA °tiler promptlr'atteedd to.
Ooder:. 1. t .r. 1. ;H''. f-ly
DSALI1tN 1N AI.L KOMea Or
The People's Livery
`ns^' G1T(F
JOHN KNOX, Proprietor.
The subsi:ribtr is prepared to tarnish the pub
ewith
The 'inest Rigs
AT REASONABLE PRICES
CALL ANI) SEN CS- Opp.* the ('olbor
Hate Godenclt.
Qoderich. Feb. 1(th 11 HMO
WTO
MACKINAC.
'ills kc.t Deittat;Mi
SUMMER TOUR
Palms swarms. TAW seeps
Tsar Tries me 'wen se -..a
DETROIT AND MACKINAC
Asa sear. W..t De7 Net.resn
Ooderich roundly and M,ac e 'Works, DETROIT AND CLEVELAND
1tunciman Bros., Proprietors.
CONTRACTS TAKEN FOR STEAM ENGINES, FLOURING WILLS. ANO OTHER UACNINER/MIN TEi3.
Flouring Hills Changed to the Gradual Redaction System,
Hort Powers, Grain Crushers, Straw ['utter, Agricu!:urai''Furtaces,
Stoves, etc., etc., at Low Pricey.
..411 Kinds of Ca st i n s Made to Order.
I. .d..B.lit:so:mau. P. W. Rt'.' IBAn
Qeierlek. Nov.* 1551
MOAT
NOW COMPLj iTjj !
rxY
arced Groceries_
Write for out
**Picturesque Mackinac," Illustrated.
Outruns teal Particulars. leaned hes.
Detroit & Cleveland Steam Nov. Coe
C. C. WHITCOM., Stet Pay. Aar.,
DETROIT. MICAS.
COX & CO.
COMMISSION
AV!.
STOCK BROKERS,
(Members Toronto Stock Exchange.).
26 TOROITO-STs, TORONTO
Direct YTIre to Montreal. New York. Oil
Pity and ('h
tease.
NOW COMPLETE ! Stocks, Bonds, Grain Provis-
ions and Oil Bought or Sold
for Cash or on Margin.
A CHOICE STOCK OF
CICOCMIDIS
GODERICH AGENCY, - WEST ST.,
R. RADCLI FFE,
SPRCIAL LiNKS iN
Dress Goods,
Shirtings,
and Tweeds.
Highest Price Paid for Butter & Eggs.
GEORGE ACHESON.
THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE.
Oderlctt. April Mb. WS
Jett 111h. 1F'4. Mk Sm
Manager.
GODERIC i►3
Chr72
Mann
STITINNERt. t 'UM
E
BALT PA: K5
and all i
aTt sus Ae1 es
c'
Ot' hand. road
1 NO w.r. t... tort .4.4ler.
1 a R.►.
A Q0iplit0 2iid-bard Tbrubilig Oehl,
Wrath. linen', ` '•1anfew. kr • all in good
working order. N'111 be en1A ebean.
Mail prawn w'll .►.•oleo prompt spent/sm.
west. r O„, t. T. ■. Slade•.
P.O. BOX 361.
Gnd.rieh, May *h, rim.
1