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The Huron Signal, 1885-8-14, Page 7rim HURON SIGNAL FRIDAY, AUG. 14, 18ta5. 7 Tun and Tancv. Why M it lug fora buy to be given tsar's clothes 1 -Becalms he sequins lame habits. Refurnier (earue.tly) 'My (timed, do you drink 1 litrarger-'Yes, where shall wegoT A man is a bel i1 he Maim his owes horn. Has a bigtler foul if he blows surae close IsMw'a It is nut hand for a man to weed his own business, but it is the mor..tuay which be eta t .tend. Fottr pockets in • vest without any money is thews, although not popular, are aatertbeless Ilona mute (Liam seer 'I don't like that song, anyway.' 'Why f 'Dost( you know that 'Howie, Sweet Home' is full ut Payne.' Little Lilly -.Duel you think, elector, that I look just like m7 mamma f' Moth- er -'Hush. child, dont be mem' As esc r y.: 'The Weston' Lamm is the sarn a of telegraph com- panies. it s,t.ga nothing het Rubble, gobble. 'What is the difforeno* between a newspaper cru sud a pitcher r uks a bees ball inter. About $14(100 ■ year. It is bow said that the dor of cloves is an excellent preveuuve t.( tnosauttu bites. Cut this out and show it to your Wife. When Edward Everett Hale uses • Stead Lamb :--Take steel or bread, bre ball metaphor u. • serious Phi Beta Kopp oration it is tome te ask what we cut into smell pieces, and pet in • slew are cussing to. pan with some thinly sliced salt pork, 'Peps, there's something I want to and enuugn water to cover it ; ower kww.' 'N hat 1s at, m child 'i 'Wby closely red stew until ender, skim of u the note calld aim!. 'Because u u all the scum, and add • quart of preen ch.a.eeble, my darling.' peas, addii.g water if neemeary ; whim 'It's no nee Nelms( ramp wrist, doctor, the pees are tender. emus with paper said Pat, when the payaacian began tak and hinter rotted with Boer. rig the pedes. 'The pain is not there ; ft's in my head .surely 'I make no hoses .1n,' said the shad, boastfully. 'Yea have no need t.•,' re- sponded the blemish. 'Nature has at- tended to that suttee doe 1st.' 'I wonder,' said .1.ase, 'why the cap- tain of a vessel can't 'hoop a mcm..rau- dum of the weight of ha anchor, instead of weighing it eeerr/ time he lutes }touseholb Hints. (..rtes and bosoms cagy he helped sad oftentimes removed b, the cosecant ea.- pluymeut of the „irate of sapper, spread am a plaster. Fowls like mewl, est Nora They should have all they wasted el it The slipping. from a lama mono are just the thole for them tis.flower seed, whish Farm anb 6arben. Scathes Fauowisa -hits dear, i- de (Lltieetev has the frt$owient : The sem- mu tallow was (..rsurty thought to P* almost i.diepeseable ts grommet as ei1'a large mop tf whet- Of late it is cwt pruning as Rued • preparation as it wee formerly thought to he. 1'rodosbly the tntpn.ved honours and oc.ltivaMrrs, whisk can be easily grown without trouble, r.tluw doe roil deeply, w .wally a lis fusses a food d wktc t fowls ace entrees; n ewer ed .• far u the wheat crop to lug toted ...etreaed this pees( year sissy far- t3tonas. set he made to useful bymews grew better wheat due barley or placing them around plasm. nd woes teat ltd „d thee after.+eeP of duvet • mulch. Thal' asst "dye (ruse, est' *wad „des. nilly evergreens, they are very valeta- Wuus Amiss rub iTthat.-A New bleu Oueadvantmge over ordinary mulch Yurk tanner observed that e�m(r.es+ etth to using stares hl' _that weeds are not w apple tree. that had been apples uohrl:hed wood sobs. (oawireapplpples which likely to aprimg tap a.r.nitf (lieu,. kept all winter without manse. while the 1f your children shooed get psi, neat as the fruit roiled badly. Ha trees owns or pebbles as their ren, d.. 15111 wen infested with apple tree blight. He nee pins, knethn;,t readies ,.r overtone yi icy•p{olied wood.•.hes, at the rate uf' of that kind nn reesonse them. The ypp ►+abets to the acne. to kis esthani. safest wav u to miss • svnuge and worm and washed the bodies 4 the tress with water. 11 insects should lode iu the lye. The orchard recovered from the mer, id the ear with sweet oil, which bhtlrht, and the apples world then keep will kill the animal and float It oat. well in an ordinary cedar all winter. Roil Jelly Cake : Four mg* beaten Ft.arvtawr Couc tx Ueda+. -N 1►i.' very light, one rep .f sugar, nue cup .4 Purl- Gausses was in this a•aatry. he butt., nem tw1"fsl of ere' of tartar, said that more hums died d colic than had -spoonful 4 suds and a pipet of soh. of eny ocher malady, imp he esatgeatrd a I Bake an long tins in thin sheets, spread remedy which has been fo.ad •ica• li elide warm with jelly and roll, and c, by many horse meioses. The ."- wrap in a towel to keep neut. It is was Jr. simply stated is ..gnats in eel good' jeeuow of could on tepid water ---that s ooa but not too mid. Water that hell tba temperature, the air in the sues - e'er time is right --say i0 i. 90 decrees. Tit treat way to apply it lobo use a large 1isunel, holding about two quarts, to which • rubber tette. three feet long. is .sttachd, and this is ten,riasted by a tin ;battle about 1uerteen incise long. taper- ! hog to • quarter inch opening. 'Chu ..d To kill bugs in pen pose almost buil- ahuuld be protected by ••I.mp of sadder, ism, hilt water upon them, let it remain so, ea to prevent 'Djury to the parte. ah..ut ten seconds and then per elf. ' The funnel u filled with water at Ike This well not hurt the peas -they will level of the burse's rump, sad then Cif sprout all the quicker for it and it will ; up as high as pneaible. Four G. ere destroy all the toes W once. W. kava ! quarts will magnify be soficient a. start practiced this method successfully lair the wind ; time Maul clear. Relief lei - Yews. stye the fors?. feta•. tanner. , lows at once. There are many causes of We should do it just before planting tate I oilic, as a sudden change d fond, hard Feu- ( work or active esercise after feeding, 'Wht7It I11WaMiee-- , very rapid eating (is after lung fasting and hard wore), the skid expenenced The tow ..f the harvest is to resp ewe, Ohs- --- - - when exposed to ton vapid cooling es after sIreauu -these are some ai'fl4e a habit - st w • habit and you reap a• lower machinery. It ie the aid ma m weemon mum, and are mindenom tube Pon, w ten than you sass. Boact and you reap muades, his fact, his hands -is lap, t charaete. ; ars • character and you reap trolling and dtrectidg that machine, that avoided at any rate. Care will almost • (wtnsy. gives it power and efficacy. The alae- rlw•ys preemie colic, and the above A wag harems been informed that • rueful use a the body depends wholly .impl• reined, will generally zure tt-; H certain cow promo:ee36 pounds of beth ypvt the mind --upon its abihe to have .ever known it to tail. in a week, escfuised : 'Iwo., and what direct the will. if one ties his arai i. n - did the owner's family do for butter all sling it herniaee weak and anally cq„war_ r„ It has been wed laid that there are tea acquires vig..r and strength as dented, reasons why sax.. people don't •lard ism as'rm s mind, by alive .:.rouse in their own baseness , one is that they thinking, reasoning, phasing, stealing. haven't any bootless, and the other es that they !wrest any mind. t rest of the year Ire. Keno it in alive siereie., n Sacred Clinember. and i A long time ago I west over the hoses and came tm a rn..m which had been .veli- gioualy clued for years. It was opened by special order, sad there issued *ova it a certain hallowed cdnr which exhales on opeuing a long -closed sanctuary. The blinds were drawn and semi darkness prevailed. We drew sear a table, and A my guide explained that this was the late Prince Consort's roam, and everything was today just as helmet it when he died. The dust its nearly an inch thick on has writing desk ; a half used quill was Tying crosswise where it bad fallen from his , hand or its rack ; there wets several ' articles about a p•psr weight, a book, Said Mies Lemma M. Alcott. remedy, when sesaick u13 hoard an Atlantic steamer 'They name ships Asia and Peau. and Scotia. i wonder Irby it doesn't ,aster is.eaiebody to nate ..one Nausea r Gentleman, who caw aboard last night after • eery jolly dinner -'Er - Captain, how many hours is to Mount Desert t Captain, --'Depends altogether on :he boat you telt*. This one goes to ti•vamaab.' observing, aogars vigor, sereugth, pow- er of concentration, sad direction. Plainly, them:, the moa who exercises his mend increases power and elSeemicy. and greater ability t,. direct the efforts of Ins physics! frame -him wink -to better rsultsthan he can who merely or mainly uses his muscles. If a mon roads a book or paper, even nne he knows to be er- roneous. it helps hem by the efforts to samba( the work Teacher to little girl oupel-'Where are eoa, Nettie t 'Pepe is going to take ue to Florida again. 'Ca. you tell, cue what the impend of Floods is i' Ysi m. It's the mousy they Ret from boarders.' A Fourth Street boarding house limp• • wanted their "picture' taken, but 'had a er was at slum to know why one of her special favor to ask. "Her folks" he exclaimed, "Rc a gor4 deal on style. They never saw me and tf I send .them my fate they'll he dead agin' me. I'm a sight better than I look, and, when pert :r co me to know me they vote me a incl: Now, then, what do ye. say 1 WI!' T .0 stand in T She's willing. Those our whiskers of yours'll take them at once and create harmony. You look like a build capitalist and they would take me for a petty larceny thief :" Of eebr. M UN•tia.e a e.b_Ysesr. A eery gno.d story was bold the ether say by an American paper of a young man "sinfully conscious 4 an eaerior AYER'S C.A.NAIRNI""`" l f ll Cherry Pectoral. Fie etas. eompl•lmas are so isenta sl' V than aims* r taw asa(a esttag the Arun .rd tau: pass eeteied wilt by the majority of w/rr- em fibs esasnar7 eesgh er rs met. ealikog pasha hem ar. a vWasdag er esse- ea• .* is tato.tbat the bsgtmmaag el • mist a miesearea's augur ratzooau. W mo Iles pros a�pewees e,eey • tatty pewee lobeteethbMegth throat bad Meg dimastr, sod ahesY be eines u all cams imams delay. •a A Tvabt• Cough Cored. "la Dig 1 took • mane sold, IMAM e7 1 1 had • serrt►M sough d might alter s • .l hs wlta5W Wes" 'sa11. �•M ase ago. 1 tried Asia's C..aeConnella 4oat, nInch relieved toy law, Iodated Weep, te .hesad &Bonded a tie rad necessary ger tiro moonily of w streagtS. By the eoattassd w of the my r • par meat eve was .then . ad. 1 esow m rears •.l0. haN aid hearty, sad sae 1ans1ed year Oaa.ay vacua*(. /sued /sued MO.Hoarierwsa Hoarier Ianaara' Roe . ' ktega•, i., July 13, test scarcely worthy of his character. Ac- and to the right, near the ab.ndond oumpsmd by the you woman he had quill, a little carted frame, and in this just learned, he t into a photo• frame a tortnit•I think I ass it now- i grapher's and drew t artist aside He the youthful Victoria painted by Wolter - halter. Her Majesty has • sweet fair face and rosebud mouth and abs wean an apple green gown, the tint just glim- mering through souse folds 4 Ince. This picture was always by the Prince Con- sorts aide, and when this sanctum was vacated forever no one dared to touch it or even the smallest object in the room. By the Queen's orders it stands today as it stood then. The dust a a little thick• er on tapestry, chair and table, the quilt still lees in its old place and the little royal picture smiles as sweetly as of yore from its haif-dimmed frame. I need not my that this chamber es never opened ,on • revel night, but I mould not help think oaf it as we walked once more through the other lovely but leas sacred apartments.- -(London Letter. Warden carried tee pieces 4 steak from the table up rote his bedroom. She found it out when the eaw he bad rot new hinges ow his trunk. According to • sweat authority Noah did not get drunk, seethe onganal version has led people to believe. if this is the cams the deacs.dante c f Noah can make a good oast for libel against the de.cen- detAt of the *runnel translators. A Kentucky girl was struck by lizht- course the photographer cold not refuse stag while d eetute fa her wedding. • favor w A•tteringly proposed, and Withoat terming spoofed or taking the the distant relatives, no doubt, in doe heavies eat d her mouth, she sim pug • .* t 'Ten Orli had better stop *tier elms dill we get started. =ggbgrt !1e his Ra/lhge.in 1•w) -'Ten ase -y wife hoe a frightful temper. I seal put op with it. Father- in -law (annoyed by frequent complalats)- You'te right 'd I bear any more sowplaints 11 disinherit be ' Berbera dew'( complain any more. Mise is tams. 'Whom are man going with the - Y pies, my little man t' asked a gentleman of a bmall hoy whom he met with three paps is a basket. 'Grin' to drawn them, was the reply. 'I want a pup for my little May to play with. What do you say to letting me tide one t 'i'11 sell you tette,' spoke op the fid, with American enterprise. 'i'll sell this yeller one for 60 Dents, the black one for75 cents, and the spotted one is worth ei d any man's money.' '1 thick toy little hoe would bile the spotted one hest, but you ask too much fur iL 1',.0 had intended drowning all of them, hut I'll give you 2a cents and save you the trouble of drowning the spotted rule Twenty -Are cents for the spotted perp !' eselaimed the boy. .end it. Tates is to h ; reinto 4. high. ih. t abets rood mosey skating rink. Oh, no ; I w't take less than •1.' 'Hes Toe inte.ded to drnws- ?ake the black tone at 76 emits. 'My little boy wouldn't like the black one.' 'Take the yeller one at half -a dollar. He is dirt cheap 'My Lula boy wouldn t like his time were gratified with hit portrait side by side with that • f the young lady Aa unparalleled sensation is being tweeted all over Ontario by the wonder - fel ani unequalled manner in which )Neuralgia, Toothache, Rheumatism, Backache. Headache. is removed by one epstlotion of Fluid Lightning. N. Antigin, disgusting drugs need to be taken for days. It is an instant cure. Try a Afic. bottle. 1a tfbe Tewsr of Lowden. Sines the explosion in the Tower of London, by whish sw many stands of mess were injured, considerable i ttention hu been given to the old fortress, with a view to restoring it in some measure to what it was in appear- snee in days long tone by. This matter has been kept under notice by Lord Chelmsford, as Constable of the Tower, with the result that the many buildings of a temporary nature, only used as store- houses, are to be removed, also the great stores of tittes. carbines aword.,hayvnets, and pistols, which have been kept there as the central armory .•f small arms for the Army, Nary and Auxiliary Fomes. The removal 111 thew will admit of the resto- ration of the inner line tet defence, and improve the view of Iheold structure from the river. The small arca will be kept at Weldon. where ample accommodation for the purpose exists ; hut the tore of ancient and curious weapons, as also the national armour oollsction, will be re- tained at the Tower. 'Well, then, you better tell your lit- tle boy to play with his toss,' and he eeneinued towards the river. No party dna disd-bnat hit way ala me these hard time. -(Relt:mere Tine It levee rills. Dr. Fr•w:er's RMt ut .4 Wild wee birry 101 sever d vee wave then b mile Drosses., Bork Aoosisett or P e7 forma d plaint hello is dl.est imeisikesesep le few doses ewe *bee other nems ei 1l 2 (abate 15555 era Rev. Atm Jones in a recent *eremite on Truth said : 1 knew $ fellow in .,ter i• who hail been married 10 years. His ode one morning eugwetd that that was her birthday, and he said to himself. "l're g..t a good wife; she has been kind, self weribeini. and true in •II r•-itooeg1 ; 1 most buy her • present.' 1'to he scot down t..wn that day and walked i.,t. • store and bought himself a new hat, t•MmolinJ himself that nothing would more please • good .if a titan to make her heohand a preaeat of • neer hat Ho s the meanest w I ever saw mid these are a guest any mem just hoe MS. Sow me rut as rig I• • Orae.. - A ■atheies Tribute. "While la the .ourtr7 hart winter ..y 11111. boy, three year* old, was tai... 111 with .romp; 11 ••••1114u If ie would die from .maga. Marna Oise of the tartly seggaas.d the w ed Area's CUMULI Pr.Tuaat, a bottle er ',kith war always kept la the ►ow. T►le war tried in small amt freeueat doses, .ad to our delight in less than hall an (war the tettle easiest was breat►uog easily. The dos ter aid that the enamor Pntoiui k.d saved my darnag's life. Can yes wonder .t ear g> tan' Sincerely yours, Mets. EructGsDxar." La West lSta St , New Yost, May it, Ira(. " I have aced Astra*, CwsaT racreLl =family family for several yearns, and do not basttss to prowawore it the rest .I.,tsal remedy fur a,ughs mrd adds w• hat. snv Lae Crystal, Mtn.., Mash 1l', „ " 1 ret.red for sight yen from Daonekttia, gad sifter tryl.g many r medles wee ss sae I was eared by the use of Asia's C'oxr a * alas, l4 ., Aril 5. bra 1tal�o "1 .rata( say among\ la praise of Area's Maur recToi31, M•ev1.g as 1 do that but kw it w 1 sbosld long sloe* have did Dom tang bambini G Bnaen,S." ratastlat, Twaas, April 22. tat We mat oras Weed= of the throat or temp endow which armsot be greatly r.imved by the w of ATU's rs(TOLL, eel 1t will sharp awn *hes the chases e sot already buyosd the coated of -"da- 51 Dr.J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mese. field b .11 Druggists HAS ll-t'RItYTHINO YOU WA Pfd" NEW AND FRESH FOR 1885 He is sliowiag • epleadld aesertment of r10, 1 ::414;9! If rash. Be CORNELL, ' UNDERTAKER China and ll1assam. ('not .n and look ..0 you dna t t...) No Trouble to Show goods. C. A. NAIRN Court House Square. Ouatcricb Dm. 411. 1St. Oppoettr Martin's Hotel. Hasalaes ekreet. WIAU Funerals attended perasse117. • ` First -Class Stock ! T„ r ltoo24x 71to11 Gude. lett. July lith 1OK' toss Note Papers Albums Hooks Cards Dolls Tops Eton —GCT YOt'R-- Newspapers and Periodicals AT 3115* Ct'OR1C*. MRS. H. COOKE, 8oereaaer to Geo. Sheppard. Gedericb. Der. tit 1511. 11r' SHAVE, HAIRCUT, SHAMPOO, OR DYE. or working people. Send 10 cera for postage. sad woe will marl y*I rota • royal. valuable simple t 11 of goods that will put you .n tab way of nuking more money in • few daysthem you .-car thutufht pomade at any bottoms. Ise capital required. You cab lit-. at home and work in spare time sly, or all the time. AU of haat(: next., of all ague, grandly successful. Mc. lo $5 easily earned every evening. That alt who want work test the busineui, we snake this eta offer - Tu all who are ant well eat We will rad 51 to pay for the _ trouble of lag us. Full particulars. dlree N as. oto. sent tree. 1•eaee ps, absolutely .Iry fed ail mwho start at once. Don't delay' MISSOi tttox & Co. Pentland, Ile. Nut The ,c.drrsiirned can 0111 semi, a full itne of the celebrated S�c�iiiillcr Chdl�+d Plows in Nos. 10, 20, 28 and 40, At Reduced Prices. .t FULL LINE OF iIMPAIRS ON HAND Speo! iltdocenlcltts to hots. Hate also for .ale the Canadian "limina" and An,rncan uf*on. C. A. HUMBER, M cutter Ouderich. out. May Jath. hut' ls7-h. Gi•dIDERICH WOOLEN MIILaoB- Teo the Went Groner. of the Su rr-oan,li,"f (.pastry: wew1.h to ,wy that we are prepared 'o +eke your Wool in ,.zehange for gouda, or work .t for you into any of the following articles. rat : Blankets -White, Grey or Horse. Shirting. -Grey or Check. Clothe -Tweeds or Full Cloths, Light or Beatty. Flannels -White, Grey, Colored, Union, Plain or Twill. Sheeting. -Broad or Narrow. Stocking Yarn - White, Grey, Clouded or in Colors. Carpet Warps made to order. ROLL CARDING. Our facilities for this work cannot be sur - =We w111 endeavor in most caste lotto day day it is brought in. H required. Custom Spinning and Reeling. or Spinning on the Cap. coarse ar fine. karat or eon twist. as required. We are In • position to do all kinds of cue. ! _ tom work. usually done In a full wet curtain min. and we will gua eta do for you fully 409 YONGE STREET, TORONTO. equal, If bot a b Iltale bittete r than buy in our ottrmnndhogs. A call respectfully solicited. Like many other things, it is easy enough when you know how. This 1s the way it is done ; Soak • fresh egg for several days in strong vinegar. The acid of the vinegar will eat the lime of the shell, se that while the egt; hooks the mine it will be soft and capable of com• pression. Select • bottle with the neck a third smaller than the egg. With • little care you will have no trouble in pressing the latter into the bottle. Fill the bottle half full of lime water and in a few days you will have • hard -shelled ego in a bottle with a neck a third small- er than the egg. (1f course, you pour off the lime water as coon as the shell hardens. How the egg got Mtn the bottle will be a conundrum that few nam brier. 1. t'u..ee*saNal Appeal. FREEMAN'S WORM POWDERS. ow Grocery Store The .ab.criber heirs to announce that he bas opened n111 • new Grocery Store ZN Qc•DERICH, and is prepared to do hw.fiems with the yds of the town and surrounding section. 'fie_ goods are all New and Fresh, and have been purr hawd for (-a.h, bad as the pricell air low is the city market., He Intends to Make His Price Touch Rock Bottom. Fanners prod UM taken in exchange for Goode .u.i nuttiest prices will he given. afrIkS't forgot the spot the Xe. (;ash Atom nest dour to Itbynes' spot, More, t;udaxacb O. L.14cINTOBH. ueeeries. Dec. 21, 1St. left TENTS OF ALL KINDS FOR SALE OR FOR HIRE. 1 'Cod yo' help me er little die tsawnin', hoe r inquired a limping old dark!. I Toe the wigs/sal Uncle Tom in Mistah H.e.afy W'i d Iteeelnh a story, *stifled 'Dat Little Ole Lig Cabin i. de Lana My name is Hams. soh, Oen ge Nene 1'ee tryin' ter rases money ..n.gh ter sit obbsr ter itrookhn.' 'No,' smiled the gentleman importun- ed, 'i don't believe i a de anything for yna today, 1'ncle Tum.' 'Ham yrs' ne►ober read dam bank awn - Aimed. m.h i' 'No, 1 never did.' 'Den yer addiesehnn halt hen madly negleted. hut i trek yon fo or gem- - men of addict/hen, 'deed I did.' E. McCANN HARKNE NAIR SALt Restores grey hair to its m tend color- r moves Dandruff stops the has from falling out, increases its growth, and ural not soil the skin. As a hair dies sing, a has ne supe.ior. Gear batted brainless. Prepared Harkness & London, Oat Sold hy ail and Patent Y„dicl.. (►rales re -Send for Catalogue. rhonsawd.ofgraves an •nrobbed of (britrvt-ieti.rttma.11ree prolonged. happiness and health re,.torra hi the use oft be GIr RMAN INV GORArT =alures ssis .raised by etcenes of ariesit any ki$dd,,l firIlslial Wewh.e.e, and all db,e•see that fril- 1 low as • segwnee of Pelf -A herr. as low of en- errt e Hiof memory. wolverine! laswitnde, p/.alre in the hark. dlmner of vision. preme- ture Nd age. and many other dlsemer. that Mad to imsity or ens•nmptlos and • prews- t ere grave. Mid fee elrenl•rs with testlmnelal. flea k mall. The Ili SIGMA *TAO I. sold .t $1 re brit. we six boxes for Se, by 01 drttgg;twe. 1 will be rat free my mail. meanly wlsd, r • re etpt of pr10' M /atdre.dny 5..1. ('htt1 tY. Drag nn. l 1st seta,wit et., *leer. Oh STACIC COVERS I ALL SIZES- pe-Seond for Price Lists, &e. then. ReTwas awlafA.•a ter ttedertdls .sere a...7 then at earthing else widegM T ter taw (beet ...Ili leek 1.t. aaes.nrreed Ora 111 eras free H a i 1ST. M.lae. WTI July yid. 13.0. MACNAIR'S, 188 Yonge-st., Toronto. Ceres Dizzames, Loss o/ Ap/lrfite, Illrli•rretaoa, r•ionsaf'ea, Dyspepsia, ./aw.diee, Aft.o'tiau of Mr liver and £,.Gary., Pimples, Marlys, Rale, lingism, Sall Rhevm, Scrofria, Rrysiplira, and all diseases .natant from Impair Mewl, Deranged R'owuaeP., a' irrrgwlar action of the Bawe6.