The Huron Signal, 1883-09-07, Page 3THE HURON SIGNAL, PRIAY. SEPT. 7, 1883.
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e•hem ye that toil eiieseslaS.
Mete mai. k head sad bort Nae
Attaint duly he ace wy.blm
dale le b 'do roe• ut 11. has I.
I weak/ Isla betas yea s aseewdn
That eer'd eager sad help yet 160;
But Ino words seem weak sail utak.,
Yoe • asset se paid ser 1 trio
It at algid year heart V bear,
WI Its lead .f petty tarts.
Da eaamorns the day as wasted ;
Bad• may Museum amasses.
Though the . b.11rs. Boom to heed set
Vol- sue .-uunmk $I4 oommaade,
Ouod end suwu will sae day ripen ;
Oulde them on with briar lauds.
Ohre abets th. y soca se ...arrived.
Thiekier u& ut 1. etr pts, ,
la their be rrs Owl feel IesNnI aa.:
Furtbe (.a to ut ; gNaedr,.
Tuatr yuuag e, r. .or very lewd).
And th.'rla.t..a leu a stru..e:
Lei than see 'toe lure . het a ..as. m.$ ;
"Rile by patseu.+v.' gay. t... end.
Ott the day. .r, u1.1.11•1:14 b tutu
Te keep poser a.ul du the
But the Writs. la .n furl{..,...
Whim the dayl..r.et .ales tram .hell.
Taub. Al It latlu . to 1. 014.4 10110 41.
Or w1.11 ..04.1 u . sabers bread.
T..1 voice w cru •r. "Naw 1 dy '—
But the aatole Its to, the r .
M•, bars. du ye know yea- power
•Itr.agtb t. your. ; thea still endure.
For tbe head that rocked,. cradle
Itr'es the world .ad keeps it pun.
JeW le Thar.
Any day • . summer, "says the Detroit
Fru Prow, 41110 111 ey prat around the
fere" d..ck an ..IJ Lake csptaiu who was
o toe ensuing 8ucinew Bey in his schen. .
er with such a gale howling after him
that no one expected the craft t.. reach
harbor. As the gale reache•1 its elites:,
the captatu announced to the mate be-
side him :
"Mr. Thomas, if we come safe out of
this I am done with whiskey. '
The mate said it was the sane with
him, end the Captain presently contin-
ued :
"And I'll utter another oetk."
The Date agreed to also stop swearing,
and this warmed the old man up to pro-
mise :
"And I st.lomnly declare,Mr. Thomas,
that I'll leave off chewing and amok.
i,ig ..
There's another thing, captain,"
shouted the mate after a while.
"What's that 1"
"You might , promise to leive of ly-
ing."
'Y., I—hold on—hold on! No, I'll
be hange 1 if Ido ! There's blue sky ore°
there and we've seen the worst of it !
(lit those men on deck ready to put bar
about, and if you ever tell anybody of
this I'll pulverize you to a jelly :"
Meow lewd Se SNp
e.
W ever hews
ollehly au better divisive .4 time
undo than that into three
equal periods ut eight Own each, weight
hours given se h misuse, eight to reading
and im veu.rrat, laid the reueaiwiutt
sight W s. The celebrated Alfred
divided hi. tine 1.. th s way. I have
long thought tint the native Ani erior'.
requires more sleep than the Li opeaa.
Fur mywlt. I final that unto or tee hours
sleep in a eight will elan me ut all trilling
maladies wits. •blob fr. no time to time
I may be afflicted. Some extraordinary
advice hes Leen given by certain du-
tinguubed p.urren.s, skit reference to
the time devoted to sloop, but • ash
writer fells iibo the c.mtwm blunder of
applying A rule to all which he finds
good lit his own caw. Bishok Taylcr
advises three hours. Wesley sum/tete
six as the Mica.► time that will answer.
He declares that during his life he never
knew auyene to rstaiu vigorous health
even for a year with lass quantity then
six hours, mad he thought that women
required nt..re than men. Excess of
sleep is ve.; bad in its influence, pro-
duces dullness .4 mind and body, o.rpu-
leney and disp...ititw to apoplexy, hence
Olden calls sleep rite mother of 4.atb,
and my. i...thiug is re I.ernicioa.,
slue tarried t.. exons. The Americans
Afield go to bed at 9 o'clock std rise be-
tween 5 and 6. 1 d.. Md mean b. pay
that circumstances may never justify
their sitting op till tuidnight, or later,
hut I am simply interpreting the voice of
physiology. If the average American
with the Darrow chest aad smsll vitality
would retire at nine o'clock, he would
live some years longer, and each year
would afford him more happiness and
ability to work. But Amenoan women
most need a change to early hours.
Their crazy nerves, neuralgia and other
mer•idences of premature decay would be
ct once checked, and they would be•
comae younger and fairer. What with
tight corsets, pastry, candies. furnace
heat and midnight, American gide begin
to fade at 20, and women are old at 40.
—{Din Lewis.
Fanners abs Bralaude.
'1 aere are • few general principles
th r ought t41 I. • b ,rue in miud in draiu-
A ditch will drain dir;,::ly 50 feet each
way; and when the slope is three feat or
more in a hundred feet it will indirectly
',drain one-third of the land beyond ttis
59 feet.
If the grade of a drain is doubled per
100 feet the carrying capacity is increas-
ed one-third.
For drains not more than 500 feet long
A 2 -inch tile will drain five acres. Lines
more than 500 feet long should not be
laid with 2 -inch tile. A 3 -inch tile will
drain five acres, and should not be of
greater lenvth than 1,000 feet. •
A 4 -inch tile will drain 12 acres.
A 5 -inch, 20 acres.
A 0 -inch, 40 acres.
A 7 -inch, 60 acres.
Of course these are the mtint, and are
supposed to be three feet in depth and
on a grade of three inch.', to the hund-
red feet, which may be taken as an aver-
age.
Tu further assist in calculating drains
it may be stated that 14 inches of water
falls in 24 hours, and that on one acre
40,731 gallons will fall in the sante time
and one-half this amount is used by plants
and carried off by evaporation ; so that
20,265 gallons ef unnecessary water per
acre would be required to pass through
at least a part of the main drain.
A sereessrrl Rase.
a clad w ttte alga.
Water kl the strumpet drink. It
drives .tine ; la's the drink ut lien. and
kerma, sed Samosa never deck wy-
thi.nt .Ins. lift beetle men be teetotal-
ers if tidy for eo.w.my•a. sake. The
beer mosey will mute budJ a Lows. If
what guns into the mea► -tab wort into
the ksesdisg•trusgh, families would be
better fed and better taught If what
is spent in waste were t.nly saved against
a res day, workhousee wools newer
be ..bent The man who spends his
money with the publican and thinks the
landInd'. b .w and " Haw do ye d., my
g Mod fellow 1•' mese true respect, is a
perfect simpleton. We duu't light tires
for the herrings comfort, but to east
him. Men do nut seep pothoe.es for the
laborer's good ; if they do they certainly
miss their Dim. Wky, ►her►, should peo-
ple
eeple drink "for the easel .•f the house r
If 1 speed motley for the good of any
lou..•, let it be my own, and not the
landlord's. It is a deal well into which
you must put water ; an 1 the beer.hoel e
is a bad (mud, bac ince it takes year all
and leaves you nothing bat headache,.
He who calla those his friends who let
him sit and drink 1y the hoer is igno-
rant—very ignorant. Why, Red lion.,
and Tigers, and Eagles, and Vultures
are all creatures of prey, and why do emu/
many put themselves within the power
of their jaws and talon 1 Such as drink
and lire riotously, anti wonder why their
fans are so blotchy end their pockets so
bare, would leave off wondering if they
had two grains of wisdom. They might
as well ask an elm -tree for pears as look
to those habit, for health and wealth.
Those who go G. the public house for
happiness climb a tree to find fah.
A shot. time ago some 1'hilaielphia
Qeltker., belonging to an Indian delega-
tion, were crossing a wide plain in a hos-
tile country. The driver of the ambu-
lance called their attention to four In.
diens on horseback, who soon surround-
ed the vehicle. A young brave in war -
paint made unmiatakahle'demonatrations
of h .tility.
The interpreter told him they were,
medicine -men and peace. He replied
that they must prove themselves medi-
cine -men ; of peace -men they had had too
many already to steal their land and
have soldiers kill them.
" Be quick," said he,. " show us some
wonderful medicine work, or we will kill
you," putting action to his •vords by the
tlonrish' o; 414 arms.
Here was a dilemma. Pointing to the
oldest one, a fine-looking Quaker, six
feet in his stoekings, with white hair,
who had been the first talker of the
party, he furiously gesticulated and cried
out :
" Medicine roan, show ! Iiledictue
fn an, show !"
An inspiration seized the Quaker. He
had a double set of false teeth, on plates
of tlesh-colored material, and printing
at his teeth with his finger, and then
tapping then, with much grimace and
decision, he motioned for all of the
braves to come up within sight, and
when all were intent upon him he de-
liberately took out first the upper set and
then the lower set of teeth, and made a
motion .with his neck as if about to sepa-
rate his head from his body, when the
braves wheeled their horses and rodo
furiously away, and the party of peace-
makers also turned their horses' heads
forward, rejoiced at their shrewd deliv-
erance.
The Wild Strawber. j leaf is a good
P .tidote to the poison of the green apple
and cucumber. In other words, Dr.
Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry is a
sure cure for Colic, Cholera Morbus.
Cramps, Dysente.;, and all Bowel Com-
plaints so often caused by the i' itating
effect of untipa fruit. 2
Prrr TH1 room DvartrTIc. —Poverty
with perfect health is rather to beehoeen
that riches and dyspepsia. Try the
ntseiti effect of a dollar bottled Foc NTA Ig
Oi BRALTH.
If you are troubled with a disordered
Stomach/ Dr. Caesar's Bitters will afford
preempt relief. It is the best Family
Medieie., far Sepmior to Pella All
Druggists soil it.
A Owed Oar
The Chicago, Burlington & Qeise7
Railroad Company has just lased an
ilhalestd treatise, "The Heat of the
Oowtinent," describing the wonderful
growth of the mix Great States. The book
is beautifullyprinted, and numerous sal
gravings 14 igh merit adorn its pages
Anyeso nudism their name and address
wittwo three -cent postage stamps
Will receive a copy by return mail, by
a ging to Pena rad Leuven, Gaulle
Agent, Chicago Illinois. St
The 1peed of T.rhn..
Tlmely Wartaag.
An exchange says ; Steam threshing
machines will sewn be in operation all
over
h and
of thexwntry and iseopl is. charge of
the engines and boilers cannot ne too
direful' in working them properly and
seeing that they are in proper order. The
other day a terrible Nailer explosion oc-
curroti in the cunt.- of Not folk,by which
one man was killed, another fatally in-
jured, and two had narrow escape from
death. This was caused by a faulty
steam gauge, a defect which might or
might not have been known those in
charge, but which to allow to remain in
that condition,waa a criminal neglect
As steam mord become more and more
used on the farm as the country pro-
gresses, it is necessary that boiler and
engine inspection should be extended
over the rural districts. Many people
have been killed and trained on farms
by hone machinery, lett a boiler explo-
sion is more dreadful than any other
probable accident with agricultural ma-
chinery, and every possible precautioou
should betaken t.. guard against it:
"There is something beyond calcula-
tion in the speed of yachts," said one of.
John Roach's experts. " Two boata
may be built simultaneously from the
model, with orety effort to make them
precise dnplicetes'as to shape and ma-
chinery, and yet one will prove faster
than the other. Why this is no man
can tell. The steamer Maty Powell has
for fifteen years jxen the swiftest on the
nucleon river. During all that time she
has never been beaten. Time and again
an exact counterpart has been Inilt, with
everything copied to a hair, as nearly as
the beet mechanics rid facilities could
do it ; bet none of these have turned eat
as good as the original. As the repute -
tins of unrivaled speediness in a valua-
ble advertisement for a passenger boat
you ass see the object of trying to beds
a second Mary Powell. Experience Ins
been the same with yachtmett. Theiy
order copies of the swiftest ora't, or eon.
bine the supposed g. od points of the
points of several, and nine times out ef
ten they are disappointed is the real&
—{Utica Observer.
•
Beek N.tlrta.
au req
Amey ttkglle+d, Ohto .., io, FIebb..Tr 11triad, ImoH- .•p
ICiJ.FS
r
Bitten, and sever took anything the,
did too so stook sued. I only took two
bottles and I would not take •100 for the
geed they did as I recommend them
to my patients and get the beat results
Irani
their °n
. CIGARS.
IMPORTED AND DOM $T1C
C. B. Miaoaa. M.D . L THE BEST ASSORTMENT IN TOWN
t'.tppw e d treses A full line of all the Leading Patent Medicines always kept on Menti
(Physicians Prescriptions • 8t�soialty.)
A household remedy that will cum
Rheumatism and like eilmeata, such as
Sciatica, Sprains, Bann Back, &c., has
loseg been needed, aad an oil has been
found in Dr. Dow's Sturgeoa Oil Lini-
ment W. A. Freeman,Greenwood,Ont
writeslof it as follows : "1 have bees a
great Sufferer from rheumatism, and the
pain being ro severe that I could not rest
at night. Finally I became crippled in
bush knees, when 1 tried Dr. Dow's
Sturgeon Oil Liuin.ent and was cured by
it.' 2
The dlasekest 5...4Thing ea Sawed
Is Brain's Fluid Lightning Inc Neuralgia
Headache, Toothache, eta It does not
blister or'discolor the skin ; require but
one application to banish all pan magic-
ally without Wing an 'creasy liniment
or carrying your head in a poultice for
weeks. Try a 25 cent bottle from Geo.
Rhynas, druggist b
mess BOseem. tared.
Are you troubled wits Salt Rheum,
Rough Skin, Pimples or Canker Sores ;
if so, go at once to (:ere. Rhynai Drug
Store and get a package of McGregor
Parke'. Carbolic Cerate. Prins 25 cents.
It was never known t•. faiL b
Says Dryden
"She knows her man, and when you rant
and swear.
Can draw you to her with a single hair.'"
But it must be beautiful hair to have
such power ; and beautiful hair can be
enured by the use .1 CIvoALaam HAI.
Rarcwen Suld at 50 cts. by J. Wilson
2m
John R. Vert, Hamilton, says : "Mc-
Gregor's Speee..y Cure for Dyspepsia and
Indigestion is cheap et fifty times the
price asked for it. I am a commercial
man, and travel continually, and would
no more think of leaving home withouta
battle of M.Gregor's Speedy Cure in my
valise than I wou:d of leaving my tram
at home and going on foot." Freer trial
bottles at G. Rhynes drug store. Regu-
lar size 50 eta. and $1. a
Sitn;.ly miraculous is a!1 I can say of
the effect •.f Dr. Vets Curen•s Kidney
Cure in toy case. An elderly lady
writes this from Antigenish, N. 8., who
had suffered from pains in the back for
twenty years Sold by J. Wilson Goda'
rich. 211. •
CANADIAN MRTAODseT MAOAZIsl.—Price $2
a year • direr nix months • is cents per num-
ber. For sale at all bookstores.
In this number is begun an admirable
series of illustrated articles on the Do-
minion of Canada, which promises to be
of much interest. The first paper is de-
voted to the Eastern Provinces ; two
others will treat of Manitoba and the
Fine Scenery of the North-west. Mr.
Dent's " Last Forty Years, or Canada
since 1840," with ao:eral striking en-
gravings, is concluded, and the the ab-
sorbing interest of Stanley's " Dark
Continent " increases as it approaches Its
close. An account of the Southern Ex-
position at Louisville, Ky., gives an en-
graving of the Exposition huilding,which
coverns thirteen acres. Dr Meacham
late of Tokio, Japan, has a thoughtful
paper on the Problem of Missionary
Support in that country. A charming
life sketch t f Miss Havergal is contri-
buted by a Canadian lady. The Stn: j
of James Da.,11, whsch has been read
with intense interest, reaches its pathetic
close ; and a striking sketch of Prison
Life by Helen Campbell, comprises an
excellent number. Principal Grant con-
tributes a striking article on the Nurth-
West,to the October number.
A Baa ea a Dreg mare
Neter was such a rush made for any
Drug Store as is now at J. Wilson's for a
Trial Bottle of Dr. Kings New Discov-
ery Inc Consumption, Coughs and Colds.
All persons affected' with Asthma, Bron-
?hitts, Hoaeeness, Severe Coughs or any
affection of the Troat or Lungs, can get
a Trial Bottle of this great remedy free,
by calling at above Drug Store. R.gu-
ar size e1. (5):
Use O..... — •eath=temples..
is a preparation of carbolic acid. vaeali.s
and cents called McGregor & Parke's
Carbolte Cerate: it will cure any err,
cut, berm ns braise when all other pre-
parations fail. Call at G. Rhyne drag
stove, sad get a packager 25 emote is an
ft eaM. h
A REWARD -0f owe doIMS "Tu>,oa-
ay" to any olio sending the beet four litre
rhyme ow "TIAasalT, the remarkable
little gem for the Teeth and Bath. Ask
your droggat or address.
limes'. Fluid Llabtalad
Needs no advertising' when once intro-
duced. Every bottle sold Belle hundreds
of others by doing all and more than re-
presented for Neuralgia, Toothache,
Headache, etc. It removes any pain
instantly quick as Clash. Try it and you
will say it is well named Fluid Lightning.
Get a 23 cent bottle at G. Rhynai drug
store. b
Fared Free.
Any reader troubled with Dyspepsia,
Costiveness, Headache, Liver Complaint
etc., should call at Geo. Rhynas' drug
store and secure a free trial bottle of
McGregor's Speedy Cure at once which
will convince you of the merits of the
medicine, It cures permanently where
all other medicines have failed. As a
blood purifier it has no equal. Remem-
ber, it costs nothing to try it. Regular
size, fifty cents and one dollar. a
In Dr. Carson's Stomach Bitten will
be found a Specific for Biliousness,
Dispepaia and Indigestion. Yoti are
foolish if you suffer, not to fry it. Fer
Sale by all druggist,.
1». Canoe's Stomach Bitters ate not
an Alcoholic Stimulant, but a purely
Vegetable Medicine. Cathartic and Tonic
in its action and ilavaluable in all affec-
tions of the Stomach, Liver and dowels.
rtmpiM. see BlNrbea.
Call et Geo. Rhynas' drug store and
wet • package of McGregor A Parki s
Carbolic Comte. It iseonnpcsed of Vase-
line, Carbolic Acid and Comte, and has
never failed to remove Pimples, Blotches
Ulcerated Sores. Rin h Skin. It cures
when .il others fall. Try it b
Thousands are being cured o: Catarrh
every year with Hall's Catarrh Care, that
be doetore had given up and said could
sot be cared. 75 nuts a bottle. Sold
by twigs llihyn•s, sole .gest for God.
GEORGE RET1IA13,
BLAKE'S BLOCK, THE SQUARE
OTS&SOES
ZNOwxZ.irsg 'met Wededeup
Beg t. announce to the Public that they have opened business in the above Store
in the store lerely occupied by Horace Newton. Having purchased a large and
well assorted Nock of Spring and Summer Goode at close figures, we are determined
to give the Public the benefit.
QUICK BILES & SKILL PROFITS WILL BE OUR IOTTB.
p -Please call and examine our goods before purchasing elsewhere.
AMP -Remember tho place, next door to J. Wilson's Drug Store.
AM -Custom work will receive our special attention.
p• -None bat the best of material used and first-class workmen employed.
MP -Repairing neatly done on the shortest notice.
Goderich. March 9, 1882. DOWNING & W ED D U P
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NEW ARRIVALS
SPRING &OMER GOODS
ScolcL Eii1izk Irish & Cauathau Tueds
krem'. Fluid Llablrleg
Is the only instantaneous relief for Nt -
.-algia, Headache, Toothache, etc. Rt
bing a few drops briskly is all that .s
needed. No taking nauseous medicines
for weeks, but one minute's application
removes all pain and will prove the great
value of Kram's Fluid Lightning. 25I
cents per bottle at George Rhynas' drug
escrow is
ever GIs. I p.-
If you are suffering with 1..w and de-
pressed spirits, loss of appetite, general
debility, disordered blood, weak a'.esti•
tution, headache, or any disease of a bil-
ious nature, by all means procure a bot-
tle of Electric Bitters. You will be sur•
prised to see the rapid improvement that
will follow ; you will be inspired with new
life; strength and activity will return ;
pain and'misery will cease, and hence-
forth you will rejoice in the praise of
Electric Bitters. Sold at fifty cents a
bottle by J. Wilson. [6J
A Wad laneve
That is daily bringing joy to the homes
of thousands M same, maty of their
dear neve from an early grave. Truly w
Dr. King'. new Discover, foe Oorewmp-
tion, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Brrwe±ites,
Hay Fever, Loa of Voice, Tieklieg iw
the Throat, Pais in Bide and Cheat, es
any dims.* of the Threat and Lusga. •
positive acre. Ouannteeel. Trial %i.
ties few at.; Wilson's Dreg Store. Large
rigs 81.00. (d)
Swiss
Swiss
THE BEST
IY Tesla YARI:F.T.
Ise YOUR GROCER
FOR IT. 0
0
TAKE NO OTHER.
Swiss No.. 1
Swiss No_
Ooderich, Aug. A. 1103. 11011.1tn
HTTGH D TT NLOP_
ll
TU ME FARMERS OF WTI OF 11110N
GENTLEMIfiN,—By request of a h.rge number of the yeomen of the County
we have decided to manufacture
W_A INQ .siqn 2iOWINCI- MA.OBINE$,
in connection with our Plow business for the year 1883, which fur material and
workmanship will be second to none. Do not give your orders for reapers or mow-
ers until you see those mazdlfactured by ua. We will attend all the spring fairs in
County, which will give the farmers a p;. od opportunity to inspect our machines.
We will warrant our machines to do as gool work as any other made. We will .I-
so have a.number of good
LAND ROLLERS,
for the Spring trade
C CO 0 MrrINTQ STOVES
always on hand, and will be sold cheap for c tsh, or be exchanged for wood. Cash
paid Inc old iron. SEEOMILLER & CO.
Goderich Foundry
= N Ff R 0AG-A=N
ABFLA SMITH
CALLS ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING :
CLOTHING,
!WA LARGE ASSORTMENT,
AND THE LATEST DESIGNS:1M
air FINE ASSOWIN ENDLEMS VARiE1'l',FURNISHING GOODS
HATS, /WALL THE LATEST STYLES.
AND EVERY SIZE1S3
t3AI.l. PATTERNS. •A' AND A E UPIN
OUARA TEED OR NO PALE.4ICLOTHS
NEW CFO 0D S, NEW PR10E8.
CHEAP FOR CASH.
TA?.. ARO'LTT M"RZT=T
CHAS. A. NAIRN
HAM THF. FINEST BRAND OF 4
CANNED PEACHES
iN THE MAItKET. AND HIM '
CANNED-TONIATOES AND CORN
ARE IF:Llt'IOU:..
A TRIAL. WILL, CONVINCE_
COURT 11O1'ME SQI'AitE•
OODKRICH, ONTARIO
Sarnia Agricultural Implement Manufacturing Company.
(LIMITED
I„IA1•TUFACTTJ11.30RS OF
Reapers, Mowers, Binders & Threehers.
See the ee.minion Separator before you purchase. The Easiest Running, Simplest
and most durable machine in the market.
SMOKE
TWIN -NAVY
THE 8tG Hr. PLUG
Li'- rtic 1E1 N rig Ei W A NT tl CP
Address at Once
621•313014.0.X1 A. ROBS,
Oeaorsl Agent. Oo4.4s
Ari Desgns iu Wall Papers.
New 1s the time sr ye. wtsh awe err two else nests at hamd to ser Putter's teem peer r
Ste W ever
20,000 Rolls of the Latest Designs
DesatlfM a dere, sad at prices dem rhea very moat Ia4rrler deeds. Call sad sea than slog
aro the hal •sir Is tows, sad meat Meeh.
The Lalesi Sping Bazaar Pa1es Fashi
At 81:71"1,M='a