The Huron Signal, 1883-08-03, Page 66
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THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIAY. AUG. 3. 1883.
the Poet's torneP.
"Info/ waw Mule."
1 fast yuan wall mounted ones.
10a t1ttyJe r h. sand),
The air was Wok with ovule lotemohe.)
?hat clustered roetid his head.
O1 Mew bls7 said 1,
"Sew may yes be r
"Sew maty! Bev coves," he said
Mew"titer's& taolnd ms."
"Azad where .re they, foray you Mir
Re answered. "Haven were we."
Bat two oil us collided. teal.
And .aassked machines, el' you see i
• AM one who on the footpath reds,
Wis nailed by the polio. ;
AM one rods back to his abode
To study **Ancient tire...."
"What happesed to the other two
That you are here alone r
"Why one of them rat o'er • dog.
Aad se set badly thrown."
"And nae got down to hare his beer.
And said he thought he'd stay.
It I would cell for him agate.
Upon my homeward way."
"Why, then. of o.urse. you're Daly one.
By the amount you ve give."
"That's where your wrong. old man," be
said.
1 tell you we are serves."
"But what with accident* and doge
Police and beer" said I.
S"Yoar meet now numbers one alone."
"New then." mid he, "yen Ile"
And then be turned and rode away,
As quickly as might be.
I yelled fall loud. "You're only one."
He bellowed, "Seven are we."
-{Ex.
A ledera Table.
The Early Peach came te a place where
• four roads met. He slapped his chest
lath his stem and looked to the east and
to the south..
"Bisinillah ! ' he cried,"I am the boss,
and I drive the ambulance."
The little Green .kpple carate down the
long road from tin west and heard him.
He bowed to the north and he bowed to
the west.
"I am the son of the cyclone," he
shouted,"and I travel with my ownprivate
coroner."
"By the camel of Mahomet," said the
Early Peach. ''I am the friend of the
sexton, and I can knock you out in four
rounds, Marquis of Tewksbury rules.
"Come to the wake," shrieked the
tittle Green Apple, "and you may call
• me tat^ harmless isawylaw of the wilder-
ness if I colo it d wblc up the ratan who
planted }pot."
Then they looked down the four long
read+and wilted for someone to practice
on. num the e.►et came a fair young
girl frun> V,sssar College and up from
the south came a gray-haired -African.
"Take you the fair student," s lid the
Early Peach:
"Nut I,' said the little Green 'smile,
"1 .1; Lt't come here to attempt iuhpu.si-
'.ilite . For nearly ten years that girl
has set at surreptitiousntidni•..ht lunches;
she t:as lot oken up a score of Toung men
.with Iter ice-cream bills, and still she is
huu_1;,.. But I will stand axile ai,d give
•you 'i chance at the African."
I ata not on the suicide lay this
nnauing," said the Early Peach. "1
knew hitn,nnd already since yestc- even's
sun there have reposed beneath his un-
•..ub'ed vest a perk and a t'alf et` my
brethren and be is even now famished.
1 l is kn n•n as the destroyer of water-
me:•v= and r'! mo tribe fear him.
a'talt i+ great, but some tl 'igs •re ^u-
p..ssii.b•.'
•!1,ee let ill Any jecoi,l;• lrtss by uti-
l-1m..lathe old, th.o tough, the wary and
the w !1 s tsousl. Ilut wt : tt• • day
s f•- s;ee:,t. coif ',it; down the long
r•n 1 11.....1 t t west, they saw a 1 ubhy
, '.'.r 11r1•1e and joy of h a hoose and
the t..,u l:' of ' ' t 'he \\ r'stlin•; a
omen • r :ni`t,l:ty he 'tame, ' 's face as
elm%'ng west, ' • • h "rt as
lit t' 'ale•town.
Ile v t!I Jlr meat.
;,I' and the little Green
•• tt.•:h -•rd breathed hard
TSI BULA[I R FURDIACR.
The Peeper T,estm.st .r Little tWdres.
Th. weather has been pretty warm for
sometime past and we expect a few.petle
of tropical haat before the end of August.
It is well to take thinks as easy as one ou
and to prepare fur these outbursts The
following report of the Sanitary Commit-
tee of the New York Board of Health
upon sunstroke is approved and publish -
yid by the Board. They apply herr :
Sunstroke is caused by excessive hest,
and especiallylif the weather is "muggy.'
It is more apt\ o 000ar on the second,
third or fourth day of a heated term
than on the first. Loss of sleep, melte-
meat, *lose sleeping rooms, debility,
abuse of stimulants, predispose of it. It
is more apt to attack those working in
the sun, and especially oetween the
hours of 11 o'clock in the morning and 4
in the afternoon. On hot days wear
thin clothing. Have as 000l sleeping -
rooms
u possible. Avoid loss of sleep
and all unneceeasry fatigue. If working
in -doors, and where there is artificial
hest—laundries, etc.—see that the room
is well ventilated. If a feeling of fatigue,
dizziness, headache or exhaustion occurs,
mess work immediately, lie down in a
shady and cool place ; apply cold cloths
to and pour cold water over head ani
neck. If anyone is overcome by the
heat, send immediately for the nearest
good physician. While waiting for the
physician give the person cold drinks of
water or cold black lea, or oold coffee if
able to swallow. If the skin is hot and
dry sponge with or pour cold water over
the body and limbs, and apply to the
head pounded ice wrapped in a towel i r
other cloth. If there is no ice at hand,
keep a cold cloth on on the head, and
pour cold water on it as well as on the
body. If the person is pale, very faint
and pulse feeble, let him inhale ammonia
tor slew seconds, or giro him a teaspoon-
ful of aromatic apirits of ammonia in two
tablespoonfuls of '-:►ter, with a little
sugar.
' ,'.1RE Or INTANTS.
The new board of health publishes the
annexed rules for summer in regard to
the nursing of infants. Goderich moth-
er.' can read them with profit:
(eeer-feeding does more harm that• aay
thing else,: nurse an infant a month or
two old eveif two or three hours. .
• Nurse an infant ot six anon ala and
over five times in twenty-four hours, and
no more.
If an infant is thirsty give it pure water
oar barley water; no sugar. '
On the hottest days a few drops.o"
whiskey may be added to either wale:
or fo..d ; the whiskey not to exceed a tea-
spoonful in twenty-four hours.
Lt relation to the feeding of infants
the Boar' advises :
Bo ' a teaspoonful of powdered bar'o'i
_uui:d 'i coffee grinder) and one half
pint of water, with a little •alt, for •tif-
teen minutes ; strain. then mix it with
half as unuch"boiled milk), add a lump . f
white sever, size if a walnut, and give
it lukewarm fur a nursing bottle Kcei,
brittle and mouth piece in a bowl of water
when not in use, to which a little soda
may be added.
For infants jive ur six months old,
give half barley water, and half boiled
milk, with salt and a lump of sugar.
For older infants, give more milk than
1 barley water.
For infants ve../ costive, give oatmeal.
instead of barley. Cook and strain as
before. When your breast milk is only
half enough, change off between breast
milk and this prepared food.
In hot weather, if the blue Minna
paper applied to the fo• '. to .s red, the
God is too acid, and you must make a
fresh mess or add a small pinch of leek -
soda.
Infants of s''z months tray 1•Ave, beef
tea or beef soup once& day by itself or
mixed with other food, and when ten or
twelve months tlld a crest of br^Ad and a
piece of rare beef to suck.
No child under two years ought to eat
at your table.
Give no candies—in fact, nothing that
is not contained ;n these rulei without a
doc,or's order.
The Board thus refer to sun--ner com
pia- t :
It comes from overfeeding and hot
and foul a''•. Keep dot,.. aid windows
o en.
Wash your c1'Idren well with cool
water twice a day or ouener in tato hot
''\.,Iv''they shrieked, aid Fvid with
to • • y •sert ely sprung upon him.
•, r, , sL.. , r Stu' tl.'-t bey had
niacin o1..'. i, d he ^^ached
..gel at the "oitoody," he
n..
1;.3. I 1 ' ':e' 1.nowc:1
1 " t 1 a b 'tel of then, fel-
lMFir
.c t
-:•117e a r.•',tke i is.. '
With :; h,.11 •;r gr e.►n ''1e '•'tle Gmr.:n
apple rt': he :
,.t'f
...y slept soundly all
c•sp
1- tti
n -1
BWSaTNIARTB AND WIVES
TM Swoosh .s Mases Deasy Warner as
tats deem .f as 1-t,—as al.wnle..
At the Army of the Potomac reunion
in Washington, Charles Dudely Warner,
is responding to the toast, "Sweethearts
and Wives," spoke in part as follows:
This is an exeelleut and venerable
toast. I have no doubt it could be found
deposited ander the foundation stone of
one of the oldest ezistiag monuments in
the world—that to Washington, over
yonder. It 'sold, bat it will be new and
fresh long atm the Washington moss -
meat is finished. 11 is one of the most
Fngenions sintimenta ever devised by
levsalve man. Its origin is lust in the
mists of antiquity, but it was no doubt
concocted before latch -keys were Invest-
ed. "Sweethearts and Wives." la that
'•and" a ooajunctive or disjunctive con
junction ? It suits both. It° suite the
convival hoar of the banquet, and it will
s
pass muster ander aoeitic inspection,
at any hour of the horning. It may
mean, for the worldly moment, that
there are sweethearts and there are also
wives, and it may mean, when it most,
in the hour when an amount has to be
given of the deeds done here in the ban-
quet, that sweethearts and wives are the
same persons. Its an honored toast,
being usually kept, like good wine, till
the last.
It is not necessary, in the presence of
the Army of the Potomac, that I should
appear as the eulogist of woman." She is
indeed beginning to speak for herself,
and 1 ant expecting the day when she
will begin to speak for us, when she will
do man some slight justice for the little
part he has played in his history. She
knows all about it ; she reads him like
the alphabet. She knows just when he
hAs been false and when true, when his
bravery was genuine, and when it was
from the fear of being called a coward,
when be has been a pretender, and when
he has been a hypocrite, when he has
been so loyal that she could worship him
without aflutter of reservation, and love
hint without a blush ; she has studied
hint, and kept all these things in her
heart. She has shed tears enough over
hills to wash away all his sins—to float
hila into heaven. If he cud go there
hy•water. She has Nattered hits until
his head touched the stars. She has
strengthened his hea+i't, and sent him out
it:to the world with a shield and the in-
jeott;on nut t• return without it unless
he ah:s Lorre up.en it. She is always wil-
ing to hold out a light. by which he can
swim across the river to her, and Ler
smile is always worth the swine. She is
always ready to pray him out of any mis-
chief she has enticed him into. She will
make a man of hien if anything' in this
world can. Her conatancy is a proverb;
she is the one thing that it never. twice
the sante, and that never changes ; the
object that man can confidently tie to.
She is our national motto pereonitied—
intinite variety in unity. What she was
yesterday she will not be tomorrow, and
she was not the day before ; she is ever-
lastingly the same.
\\ .Int she was t.. tine soldier of the
% my of the Potomac I need not say,
whether she remained at home to sew
for hint and pray for 1 ',I, or followed
hill] afield with lint awl bandages, or
went about in h.e petal+ It. the garb of a
stint with the sniffle •' of „iiii..1, the pic-
ture of self sacrifice. to ..iso 1.' n for his
mother." lf••w her .e itri.•tivu and gen-
ius for prgai ' '•;on .shoo,• not h • t
Iv'eat atony ahe created, second only in
im;,or•..n.v to the a..uy in the field,
n-hicit c u• .1 for the v...uu.led and sick.
\Preen sot .ere br'artoing in your Mind
the cost of a spring bonnets r•tl 100:J
regal ias, .1 e,ii,'iitb err that it was ) merican
women w•!o, dev'at-d and executed the
gr:ntettaileviiati,aiever knot f.,r the
miseries of war. Did she mikeany less
sacrifice than yon, patient ' i hot bendy
home, keeping up her cou.age and
yours! I neo 1 not any how you thought
of her constantly and of her pride 1t1 you,
and you ()entire to play the man p .ly for
her sake—swcethea . or 'f h •
-
and res* ret! on. Yrr' Owe
a'xl first in the . ' t
thinkint of you,and the tho••-ht 'tat •he
world wecp with joy' , yo'1•• vi j wet
the -wee' ••st t'•" in it. G.si h' '.• • '
how she stood by you, and was proud of
you, and Iovt.d you. 1►h, find •••' '••
what was t' ere , lif • so sweet !
But 1 am not, hers ;.o F 's^ women or
thee ; the Pttowae; only to kir*
you 'tswet•t1et s n' w'res"—a avast
5 to war.
Never neglect l.xesene"s of the bowers
that t an •fent ; consult the fam''y or die- , h • •• •• kl ; a w..'e °s 1 otter ; beat
''Ack '',e y to pc' 'at y i 1,y•iciau at c.nce, and h't 1- 't 1 is sr, 3t' : l w' "o is • ••,e
flurlin�,nn Ilawkeye. 1 give you rules about .rttt it should take
e n.1 how it shout he nursed. Keep
your rooms as sol as ptmible, have them 1 - • '
w:11 rent '+ted and do not allow any bad
smell to come from s• ks, privies, gar-
bage boxes or gutters al out the house
when yon live. ,'tee t1"! your Iowa
lips meats are right, and comp'"int to
the Board of Health, if the neighbor•
howl is offensive. Where : 't infant is
cross and ' :table '' the hot weather. a
trip .'n t'te water ' do it a great deal
of coo(' and may pro cat ('tolesa infest-
! tram.
Metes roamers remiss.
There is something amusing in the an-
oounceawot just made that "The South
Dublin Union has consented to ,the sat.
gration of eighty workhouse inmates to
Canada." One might almost be led to
supfrom this that the people of Can-
ada as been making trestle demands to
the uth Dublin Union to consent to
these workhouse inmates taking their de-
parture, and that, like Pharoah of old, it
had hardened itseart and would not
let them go, but heart
relented and
gave its consent. • This, however, is
hardly the case. Canada has not been
clamouring for workhouse inmates, and
would not be in the least danger ot
breaking its heed, if not anotheri pauper
came this way. If the South Dublin
Union imagines that Canada works itself
into a state of wild enthusiasm over the
accession of a few pauper emigrants, it
makes a vary gnat mistake. This coun-
try has its hands full in looking after its
own poor without being burdened with
the poor of another hemisphere.-(To-
rento Telegram.
Kicking Bosses.
The following testimony is of sumo
value : "I beg to inform you that I
have used Dr. Dow's Sturgeon Oil Lini-
ment for the past two years, and I hare
cured scratches in homes and lameness
caused by one hares kicking his mate and
I an cheerfully recommend the Lini-
ment as being the best I ever used.
Hoping you will meet with s good mle
for the above,
I remain, yuan truly
JAS. AILMSTIoNo.
Huntley, Ont.
• ..1 Capta;n Webb which
n a '0 'moping into the
!Ie at •amar Itussia, o f
n.l officer, and sat ig
r • -'to h•ttl fallen over -
ha been one of r 's '-
vet s' ice.
The C..1 r-'eef.
f of the great p.ew(r of
Jim over ere.). ki;.tt of
by the use of a 10 cent
nc re•luirea no ',offline ;
• Ila its nu .1 it,, •. 1: can-
: it is a comhination of the
t' It , . I flit ? sin subduing retne'lier
. • . :: edic•wl science. Nerniline is
r lid in ette,..,nl .,r iutt•tnal
phi T. - the great remedy. 10 cent
ttt:,: 1 \:"'. .:,'a ' rgerIs,ttica21
t,
Dr Carson's Si. ,end, hitters remove
Constipation, relict•o Ihrziness, d ispel
Si •k 11( wheelie, rah dish Bilic urnces, and
re;ul:,to the''4'•ona.•h, Liver end Tbow-
oele
Po • a'l kinds . t '1. Poisson's \era i-
''ne is the most efficient and prompt re -
wady ' i e •tenoe for neuralgia. Iumba-
stmt, and headache. For into... 1 use. it
t n•' equal. Relief in flee r -tut
may he obtained from 1e -: t any
, of the following complaints, t• ,C .saps
in the stover ch, chills, flatulent paws.
, Bea -a 10 cent sample bottle of Ne.. " es
at Jr nee Wilson's drug store u.d feat
the great remedy. T _„e' ,t.' 23
cents.
mid lt.snw re- .1.
Are you troubled with Salt Rheum,
Rough Skin, Pimples or Canker Soave ;
if an, go st once to Geo. Rhyn: Prog
Store and get apackage .1 McGregor A
Parke's Carbolic Cerpte. t Price 25 cents
It was newer brown to fail. 2
CIGARS. CIGARS.
IMPORTED AND DIOMESTIC
THE BEST ASSORTMENT IN TOMIN
A full line of all the Leading Pateit Medicine* always kept on iliand
(Physicians Prescriptions a Specialty.)
These are solid Wafts.
The best blood purifier and system re-
gulator ever placed within the reach of
suffering humanity, truly is Electric Bit-
ers. Inactivity of the Liver, Biliousness
Jaundice, Constipation, Weak Kidneys,
or any disease of the urinary organs, or
whoever requires an appetizer, tonic or
mild stimulant, will always tind Electric
Bitters the best and only certain cure
known. They act surely and quickly,
every bottle guaranteed to give entire
satisfaction or money refundea. Sold at
fifty cents s bottle by J. Wilson. [4]
One to six lottlea of "FOUNTAIN oy
HEALTH"—by cleanbing the blond, i,tt-
proving the general health, and fortify-
ing the system against taking fresh adds
—will in all cases relieve, and in most
cases cure ordinary Catarrh. '
GEORGE =ATM
BLAKE'S BLOCK, THE SQUARE
BOOTS&SHOES
IDoe'vr.rriixsg 3Z Wed.d up
,Seg t. announce to the Public that the have opened business in the above Ston
in the store Lindy occupied by Horace Newton, • Having purohaaed a large end
well assorted stock of Spring and Summer Goode at close figures, we are deters fined
to give the Public the benefit.
QUICK SILKS & STILL PROIITS WILL BE OUR ETV,.
1),• not attempt to remain over night
wi•hout a bottle of•Dr. Rorke' El•:set
of \\'ild Strawtrerry--near at hand. This
is the season for l:.,we! Complaints,Ctlic
Cholera Mor:.us, etc.. and the remedy
above named is the unfailing s;•ecitic.; 2
LADY ltsatmriElt . --Ladies, you can-
not make fair•- skin, rosy cheeks, and
sparkling eyes Oath all the cownetics of
France, or beautifiers of the wored, while
in poet health. slid nothing *iib give always on hsn 1. ash
you such rich LI a"d,g ,.-i t.oalth,strength paid for old iron.
and beauty as II •1• Hitters. A trial is
e •rtain pro•)f..
jilt -Please call and examine our goods before purchasing elsewhere.
gar Remember the plane, next door to J. Wilson's Drug Store.
'Custom work will receive our special attention.
, None but the best of material used and Yrs, -clone workmen employed.
fa—Repairing neatly done on the shortest notice.
Goderich, March 9, 1118''2. DOWNING & W E D D U P
NEIN ARRIVALS
SPRING &SIMMER GOODS
s co1cEli1ift Insb & Caiiathau TweedN
HIGH J U :TLOP_
4
TO THE FARMERS OF THE CUNTY OF HURON
GENTLEMEN,—By request of a large number of the yeomen of the County
we haw decided to manufacture
RICA -PIN dND MOWINC3 "mss 033.1NEB,
in connection with our Plow business for the year 1863, which for material and
workmanship will be second to now. . Do not give your orders for reapers or mow-
ers until you we those manufactured by us. %Vs will attend all the spring fun in
County• which will give this farmers a good opportunity to inspect our machines.
We- will warrant cur unsehihea to do as good w•)rk as any other rma•le. We will al-
so hoc • ns,, brr of goo�l
LAND r't.OLLERS,
for the Spring trade
COOSINC3 STOVES
will be sold cnaap for cash. or be exchanged for w.sxl. Cash '
tEEAMILI.ER & CO.
G.slerich Foundry.
One of ot:r bee- citizens w.•,tl t say to i -- —T -
the publi: that he has tried Hall's Ca- 1 1•1
!
tarrh Cure, and itis all that is 'claimed
for it. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold
by Geu. 13hynas, sale a,e it for Gude-
rich. 3m :
No household should be considered
complete without a bottle of Dr. Van
Buren's Kidney t'ure is in the closet.
It is the only remedy that wit. ositively,
permanently and promptly cure all forms
f kidney diseases. Sol 1 • by J. Wilson
'2 m
Cavo,LE.E. -_Y uau.e well known in
minectien with the Hair Renewer, which
emotes _fey lc.ir 1., it. ii,,trr31 col,r by
A few wey'ss ;•. ..,;,; at :,•> crt,ta per
bosh• by Jan:,•. \i::t3:' . 2in
>, RF:w Ant) ' ii 1 ,.e ; "TE.te►at-
1:1"' any un.: •!.,tt:t_ the hest four line
rhyme on ' .:c;aa:•v'.'• the' restrk-able
little gem for the l'ee:h :"ed lino. Ask
your .irul_est it,.
\,tel Que•tter• ::
mak the loo s' 'oiiueut physician
1)f any seSool, whit is the i,est tat ig
in the *ol'd for quieting and allaying all
itri:ation of the naves and curing all
forms of aorto ii couuplaints, giving
natural, childli's,e refresh' tg sleep al-
ways !
And they will tell you enlie$itatingly
"Soule faint of Hops.'
. HArTrw 1.
Ask any or all of the nest eutiumut
physicians :
"What is the best and 1 h
that can be relied on to c
on y remedy
'ire a” air 'fret
Fl R O Zai 'T AGAIN
ARRA HA.M SMITH
CALLS ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING
AArA LARGE A$SOitTM)!CT.
AND THE LATEST DESIGNS.1E1
CLOTHING
ATA FINE ASSORT
IN ENDLESS VAItIETY.I' l'RNISHING GOODS
IIA
T`' te• 'ALL THE LATEST STYi.ES.
L1� I.-, ANI) F:VEIIY SI%ETe1
td &I I. PATTERNS. d1Aai) A FIT GUA;E Ull IN (Oi tt \TEED :+u M) SALF:.111. CLOTH
3 E VT C+ODDS, NEW PRICES.
CHEAP FR CASH.
Seeds; Seeds, Seeds.
SAMEs c:NAIR,
TETE BDEDSD2AN-
\t-i'aes to thank the-.ublle for past patrol .Aga and would' inform ihrm flat lie4has now ot.
hand the
LARGEST AND BEST STOOK
-.OF'
FIELD ANIS. Gt RBEN SEEDS
from, two• most reliable firms In Ontario, which be is prepared to sell at a price as low t.s any
other reliable house. Amongst the specialties in potatoes are the "New Blush," "Early Sun-
rise.' "Beauty of Hebron." and "Late naso " The sure auccess to farming and gardening la
good cultivation and good seed. .1ak for the Most yarletics. inspection invited. 8 call
wlwcital. Flour and Feed kept conataxily on sale. JAS. 21(NAlit, the Sivas:tan.
of the kidneys and urine.,' ori,.ina : such
Bri•;ht's diserse, d'•alx•tes; retentionr�j1j��
r inability to retain urine, :cul r't the t$LILIa ,
diseases and a"manta peculi it to Wo-
men" -
And they will tell you explicitly and
emphatically "Ruche."
Ask the same physicians
"What is the most reliable and surest
cure for all liver diseases or dyapopsia ;
constipation, indigestion, billi"usneea,
malarial fever, ague, &c.," and they.will
tell you
"Mandtake : ',r Dandelion 1"
!fence, when these remeree are cos-
h tied wish others equally valuable
And e•anpoundo Ito flop Bitters,
aft,11 a
[Concluded next week.] 1m
lgl�ccltural Liiplsiuent Ianufacturing Colpany
SMOKE
TWIN -NAVY
THE SkG lOCT PLUG
iLIM TTED
3102A1\TZJTAC.:TTTRERS OF
Reapers, Mowers, Binders 85 Threshers.
Moe the D•aninion Separator before you purchase. The Easiest !bantling, Simplest
and most durable machine in the market.
LIN" E A. 43— IN 91." 11.
Address at Once OrICORG-IC ROeB,
General Agent. Ooderlclt
Art Balm ill Wall Papers.
Now is the time. ,t yon wish one or two MCP rooms at home, t. ace Putter's room paper
He ha. over
20,000 Rolls of the Latest Designs
Beautiful colon, and at priers tete than very much Inferior goods. Ca:1 and 11v3 them the)
are the beat violable town. and must be sold.
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