The Huron Signal, 1883-06-15, Page 3THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY JUNE 15. 1883.
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. T:he Poets Corner.
Three Weems.
(.later Stapley s "Throe Fishers.")
Tuiuc *warn went selling out on the street
'Te the brow u -stone front where the rod flag
bay.
/belIcastled the crowd all day ea Weir feet
While ' I o iix and going and gene" was
snag.
For women must go when bargains un
had,
And buy old trsah, if never po bot.
And timbaads must ever be greening.
T •' tubands all hungry, went home wag d
to dice.
But oaten they arrived there was nothing
to eat.
Three wouuitasq all crazy, and feeling so ane.
Were gabbling of Nirvana along on the
street.
Cor women must talk of bargains they
buy,
And homes must surfer. and babes must
n'.
And husbands most ever be groaning.
Throe women wore showing their husbands
witklue
Th. it bargains at prion that never were
beat.
Thor • I.usbands, all starving. and snail as
could be,
Were tossing the bergatos out tato the
street,
For men don't know when bargains arc
cheap.
And women. poor creatures. do nothing
but weep,
And husbands must ever be groaning
Mrs. Tem Ywyes's seely.
Airs. Tota Sawyers cheery little t..ce
was unmistakeably chiseled, as she went
stout her work .one bright morning. In
order to explain to you the cause of this
unusual aanuyance, I tihall have to say
T first of all, that there was never • more
aristocratic little town than that of Ash-
ton. The Ashtonites had aristocratic
houses, attended aristocratic churches,
and last but nc t 'seat in poor little Moe.
Tom's eyes this self same morning, cbey
had had very aristocratic tea-parties.
'What had they to do with her r yes
ask. Well, somewhat, pertly in virus
of her good family, but mostly I must
confess, on account of her sweet sun.
altit.y ways, and good, true sense, Mrs.
Tom, though her husband ossa • mechan-
ic, was admitted even into the charmed
circle of aristocratic Ashton. Mrs. Tom
herself wondered how she came these,
as did everybody else, but she was, said
no one, not even the most tsstidiota, had
any desire to put her out.
But it proved something of a trial to
her after all, and this inorninatke thorns
were very sharp. Yon must know she
found herself, as the expression is, in-
debtsd to nearly every one of herb -Mods
but trot socially, "Nothing very terrible
financially, about that," you- say, bet
that is because you know nothing about
tun -parties. No one was invited until
just tea -time, when all were ex-
pected to appear in their beet The
table was heeled with dainties of
all s.rts and descriptions- After en
evening of highbred small talk and gus-
t
sip, the company adjourned, each row-
,. ing to surpass the hostess on some future
occasion. Such were Ashton t -parties.
Do you "nudist. th'it Mrs, Ton. sighed 1
She went broom is hand, and opened
the 1 arlor door. It is a cozy cheery
rooms; looked just like herself her hus-
band said. Bat the carpet was only is•
grain, and the furnit ... a very plain She
shut the door and went into the dining
room. That carpet was very much worn
and thi.i in spots. " But I enjoy eating
in it enough sight better than in Mfrs.
Geo. Parkers elegant one, for hen fair-
ly chills me, and this warms me up ; it
looks hone -like.' said the incorrigible
Tom, who preferred his own cozy room
to anyone's splendor.
Mrs. Tom went back to her sweeping
with a book of indecision on her face, and
it heated there all the time she was Best-
ing and putting things to rights. " I'll do
it r she exclaimed at once, as she put
the last hook bee's. and pushed Tout's
chair into the caner.
"I'll do it, I ire ma -visits." their hospi-
tality, and 111 offer them nine. They
know I cannot do as they do, so they
wt.n't expect it, and I wop•t spoil it all
by trying to do something 1 cat. t. I'll
make as neo • tea-party as I kt.ow how
my way, but i'll keep it my way." So
it came to pass that afternoon•Mrs. Tom
went around among her friends, inviting
them to take tea with her next day.
"And i would like to have you come
early and spend the afternoon,' she said
to everyone.
Then she went home and commenced
the preparations. For tea she would
have biecnits and butter 'and Mrs. Tom
could mate biscuits worth eating! cold
meet, preserves, and two kinds of cake.
She hesitated over the cake s little.
She did hate to seem mean and stingy •
but she kept firm " I emit afford u -y
more and I dont believe in thinking
your company comes for the cake "
had no time t., ; it was crowded mit a it!i
better thing's. Somehow a kindly feel
iull crept "ter them, and they showed
the beet of themselves far snore in this
way little home than in their accustonm-
edsplendor. When Mrs. T excused
herself, as the clock struck six to look
after supper, they lucked from one to
soother as astonishment. Where had
the afternoon gone t
''1 don't know what you've done,'
said Mrs. Parker, as she bade her hos-
tess peel -night, "but I feel as I used to
say when • child, gooder than Idid when
I °Mote. We shall all be glad to conte
again said Mrs. Weston, the lady rf Ash-
ton, whose husband was very rich.
"And all 1 did, Tum, was just to try
and get the best out of everybody."
"if everybody would do that, the
millennium would come iu leu than no
time, little woman," responded ism
with s loud smile.
"What did she do anyway 1'' asked
one, as they discussed the strauge party.
"She didn't do anything," answer-
ed Mrs. Parker, promptly. " She
was just real and true. I never
felt*. ashamed iu my life as when, I
tlioueht of all the partite I have given
and everyone of them spreads. But I've
spreads!' I'm going to," she added with
a laugh. '•Hereafter, when I invite you
to nay house, I want you to understand
it's because I think we can do each other
geed some soy, net because I've a new
esrpet to exhibit or a new kiu3 of cake
to t reet you to.
The • Wales of all
Who hare tried Pels.u's NEKVILINE, the
Resat pain remedy, is that it is never -fail-
ing in pain of every description. Neu-
ralgia, toothechu, cramps, pain in the
stomach good kindred complaints are han•
iahed as if by magic. Rapid and certain
in operation, pleasant to take, Nerviline
stands at the very front rank of remedies
of this class_ A trial bottle may be pur-
chased fur 10 cents, a very small amount
in any case ; but the best expenditure
you can make, if a sufferer from any kind
of pain, is a 10 ur 25 cent bottle of Ner-
vtline at J. Wilson's.
These Baby • Carriages.
Ws may be sure that none but crab-
bed old bachelors will find fault with the
baby carriages which are trundled along
the streets. These old bachelors declare
that baby carriages are a perfect nuis-
aaee and that they should be prohibited
by law Pram trespassing on the public
streets They forget that they were oc-
cupants of baby carriages themselves,
and that they were trundled along the
streets just as the youngsters are now.
Bicyclists are prohibited from running
their ma:hines along the sidewalks, but
So person would be hard-hearted enough
to must that the nurse girls should hare
to take to the ruad with their baby car-
riages There is no telling how many
pruepoctive statesmen, clergymen, law-
yers, doctors, merchants and other useful
members of society occupy those diminu-
tive carriages, to say nothing of all the
little girls who will grow up to be great
women. Some of the babies, no doubt,
will grow up .to be old bachelors and
will findfault, in their turn, with the
baby carriages which will L:; rolled along
the si lewalks in their day. Thus it
goes.—Ex.
CiiiouWE -A mina well known in
onuection with the Hair Itenewer,whicb
restores grey hair to its natural color by
a few weeks use. Sold at 50 cents per
b•ittle by James Wilson. los
A REWARD -ot f one dozeu "TeamEY-
ey" to any one sending the beat four line
rhyme un "TEAasekr, ' the remarkable
little gem for the Teeth and Bath. Ask
your tlruggest or address.
No persue can enjoy health while suf-
fering Constipation of the Bowels.
Harsh purgatives always do harm. Bur-
dock Blood Bitters is Nature's own Cath-
artic ; it unlocks the secretioti.,regulstes,
purifies and strengthens the system- 2
No household should be csidered
codton
plete without a bottle of Dr. Vin
Buren's Kidney Cure is in the closet.
It is the only refuel), that will positively,
permanently and promptly cure all forms
of kidney dice taco. eSo ld Eby J. Wilson
2m
These are Seltd Fart..
The test blood purifier and system re-
gulator ever placed within the reach of
suffering humanity, truly is Electric Bit -
ere. Inactivity of the Liver, Biliousness
Jaundice, Constipation, Weak Kidneys,
or any disease of the urinary organs, or
whoever requires an appetiser, tunic or
mild stimulant, will always find Electric
Bitters the best and only certaiu cure
known. They set surely and quickly,
every bottle guarauteed to give entire
satisfaction or money refunded. Sold at
tifty cents a bottle by J. Wilson. 141
Perfect, Positive and Mammal see
the curse effected by Dr Vail 8eu5's
Kulnq Cure. Relief in all cease of Kid-
ney Disease is ubtatued of _er a few doses.
gee that your Druggist gives jou De
Van Buren's Kidney Core Sold bp J.
Wilson Godertch Yas
Thousands la r %items to the twig -
tire curative lei n .•f the GaaAr l:Es-
NAx INvtuutuTI. tate tatty rertsody that
has proved itself a specific foe general
debility, seminal weakness, uul,teuce.
etc., and all diseases that arise from self.
abuse or overtaxed brain, finally euding
in cnsumption, insanityand • ptenta-
ture grate Sold by al druggists, or
will be sent free on receipt of $1.00 per
b.ix, or six oozes for $5. Address F. J.
Caesar, Toledo, Ohio, sole agent fur
the l'nited States. Seud fur circilar
and testimonials of genuine cures ,Oso.
Rhymes. Goderich. Sm
Says Dryden
"She knows her man and when'you rant
and swear.
Can draw you to her with • sinvle
But it must be beautiful hair to have
such power ; and beautiful hair can be
ensured by the use of Citoo•t ee HAIR
RE'Ewgk. Sold at 50 ct.. by J. «'ikon.
2m
Remarkable as Tree.
Alonzo Howe, of Tweed, was cured of
a fever etre of thirty-five years' duration
b six bottle, of Burduck Blood Bitters.
l e hod suffered terribly, and tried many
remedies in vain. He considers Burdock
Blood Bitters a marvellous medicine. 2
Seeds, Seeds, Seeds.
JgMES JVCC_NTgIR
THF 8 E 1E D 8 3.d & _
Wishes to thank the public for past patronage and wou'd info -n, 't:• m t!.a' 1..• has now os
hand the
LARGEST AND BEST STOCK
—Kr,
FIELD AND GARDEN SEEDS
from the most reliable Arms in Ontario, wkich he is prepared to sell at a price aa l w as any
other reliable house. Amongst the specialties in potatoes are the "New Blush.- '•Early Bus -
rise." "Beauty of Hebron," and "Late Ifose." The sure success to tanning and ardenlag is
good cultivation and good seed- Ask for the beet varietws. iaseeetion invited. A tall
solicited. Flour and Feed kept constantly ea sale. JAS. McN A l IL the Seeders *n.
S N F' R C.) T AC-rtATN
Seeing is believing. heal the testi
menials in the pamphlet on Dr. Van
Buren's Kidney Cure, then buy a bottle
and relieve yuurself of all those distress-
ing pains. Your Druggest can tell you
all about it. Sold by J Wilson Goderich
2m
The worst Scrofulous Sores, the most
indolent Tumor, and the most foutelicer
known may bo cured by the combined
use of Burdock Bitters and Burdock
Healing Ointment. Ask your Druggist
for these infallible remedies. 2
One of our best citizens would say to
the public that ho has tried Hall's Ca-
tarrh Cure, and it is all that is claimed
for it. Price 75 conte per bottle. Sold
by Geo. Rhynas, elle agent for Gone
rich. ' 3m :
:'Why should aman whcise blood is warm
withal
Sit ike his grandsire cut in alabaster?,
Or let his hair grow rusty, scant and thin.
When "CINoALEtERENEwER willnaake
it grow the faster. For sale by J. Wil -
5011. 2m
Daughters,. Wives, Mothers, look to
your health : The many painful and
weakening diseases from which you suffer
despairing of a cure, can be remedied by
that unfailing regulator and un:ailinw
tonic- 4lurdock Blood Bitters. Ask ydur
Druggist for proof. 2
An Oasis in the desert is no brighter
light to the wandering Arab than a bottle
of Dr. Van Buren's Kidney Cure is ti
the unfortunate sufferer from Kidney
Disease. It is a perfect, positive and
permanent cure. Sedd by J. Wilson
Oederich. 2m
There was no little wonderment and
surprise oleo Mrs. Tom's invitations •
some even felt a little sorry for her lest
she had not fully realized what she was
undertaking. But one and all made up
their minds to go, and help along if need
he. Mn. Tom met them at the door
with s bright tootle of welcome, took
them up into her own r:om to lay aside
their things, then down into the cherry
lank parlor, which looked cheerier
and prettier than to -day. it was not
grand or impressive, but you felt its
bright sunshine the minute you entered.
Such an afternoon ' Not one of them
could remember one like it Mrs. Tom
was everywhere, sometimes with a merry
jest, n•n,etimrs with a kindly enquiry
now with sn it,teresting discussion.
Thee forgot to coach' or criticize . they
ABRAHAM SMITH
CALLS ATTENTION TO THE FOLIAwtU:G
CLOTHING, VIA 'LARGE AL=.9ORTx AND THE LATEST DESIONS.WI
/WA FINE ASSOILTrw ENDLEtiS VARIETY.FLTRNISHING GOODS.
HATS, [TALL THE LATEST STYLES,
AND EVERY SIZES
WALL PATTERNS. HAIDeiD A FIT E UP INGUUOD STILE.
ARANTEED OR NO FALB.wfCLOTHS
A
NEW G -GODS, 1•TEW PRICES.
CHEAP FOR CiA8H.
CIGARS. CIGARS.
IMPORTED AND DOMESTIC.
THE BEST ASSORTMENT' I\ TOWN
The Greeting Sra1 s( Cesspeead
is a preparation of carbolic acid, raseline
and cerate called McGregor & Parke's
Carbolic Comte. It will cure any sore,
cut, burn or bruise when all other pre
perations fail. Call at Geo. Rhynas
Drug Store and get • package. Twenty
five cants is all it costa. 2
A full line of all the Leading Patent Metlicine» alway, kept on han.i
(Physicians Prescriptions a Boeoialty)
•
A *sere leg fllseeveey.
Physician's are often startled by re-
markable discoveries. The fact that Dr.
King's New Discovery for Consumption
and all Throat and Lung diseases is daily
curing patients that they have given up
to die, is startling them to realize their
sense of duty, tinct examine into the
merits of this wonderful discovery, re-
sulting in hundreds of our hesti-
cians using it in their traetiee. Trial
bottles free at .1. Wilson a Drug (hors.
Regular sine $1 0 t '41
BOOTS AND SHOES
Ai las Oldest Brtahlished Show Store in Town,
In Endless Variety,
•
t. suit tie most fastidious and th most economic buyer
MY SPRING STOCK
,Is now romplese, and I take pleasure in infuru.ng sty custotners tknt at no pre
vioua time have I had each a
Larke & Varied Stock
As at present. I have raised the Standard of Quality sad Lowered the Price unti
It is a positive fact that no such value in foot wear can be gut elsewhere.
CUSTOM WORK
of erery-grade still receives my prompt and careful attention, and will be ma a up,
in the most approved styles by first-class workmen, rad
of the very best material ubtauahle.
_ oowNING"_
Extensive Premises and Splendid New Stock.
CABINET - MAKER AND UNDERTAKER
Hamilton Street, Goderiab.
A iture, spch as Ta
b! s,Chairs hair ent canet and wood seatn. ed) t Dining
Cupboards. Bed - Room steedParlor s, Mattreressee, Weah-.taad.
Lounges. Sofas, What -Note, Looking Glasses.
N. B. -A complete assortment of Coffins and Shrouds alway. on bend also Hearses for hire
at reaoonable rate . -
GEORGE RlEr41t;0e8,
BLAKE'S BLOCK, THE SQUARE
R. W. McKENZIE
Has • n hand a carefully selected stick if
Spades, SVo�els, Roes, Rakes, &c.
PAINTS 8z OILS_
Barb Wire ---First Prize
Farina
3301—bas acid Scales_
A CHOICE A$.SORTBENT tri'' CI-'I'LLRV.
ivrii per cent .. i for errs:.
R_ W_ Mc K=NZSMw
t'tcture Framing • specialty.—A Mall solicited. 1751
BOOTS&SHOES
=)0 3z Weddup
r
MAN
WHO IS UNAOQUAINTS0 Wt1TM TNS OEOORAPHY OP TINS 001111TRY. WILT
W Y RUAMN11NO TWA MAP, THAT TNN
CHICAGO, ROCK !NAND & PACIFIC WY
fNng the Crest Central Line, afforde'te travel -tire, by Beason of Its unrivaled
graphical position, the shortest and best route between tmo fast, Northeast alt
Southeast. and the West, Northwest and Southwest.
It is literally and strictly true, that its connections are all of the principal lines
of road between the Atlantic and the Pacific.
Sr Its main line and branches K reaches Chtoago, J Ilei, Peoria, Ottawa,
t!a Salle, Oeneseo, Moline and Rock Island, In Illinois; Davenport, Musoetine,
Washington, Keokuk, Knoxville, Oskaloosa. Fairfield, Des Moines, West Elbert►
Iowa City, Atlantic, Avoca, Audubon, Harlan, Cuthris Center and Counoll fluffs.
In Iowa t Gallatin, Trenton, Cameron and Kansas City, In Missouri, and Leaven-
worth and Atchison In Kansan, and the hundreds of cities, villages and towns
Intermediate. The
"CREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE,
15
As it is familiarly called, Whirls W travelers all the advantages and oomforts
incident to a smooth track, safe bridges, Union Depots at all eonneeting points.
Fast Express Trains. composed of COMMODIOUS, WELL VENTILATED, WELL
HEATED, FINELY UPHOLSTERED and ELEOANT DAY COACHES 1 a line of the
MOST MAGNIFICENT HORTON REOLININO CHAIR CARS ever built i PULLMAN'S
latest designed and handsomest PALACE SLEEPING CARS, and DINING CARS
that are aoknowledged by press and people to be the FINEST RUN UPON ANY
ROAD IN THE COUNTRY. and In whloh superior meals are served to travelers at
the low rate of SEVENTYd1VE GENTS EACH.
THREE TRAINS each way between ONICAOO and the MISSOURI RIVER.
TWO TRAINS coon way between CHICAGO and MINNEAPOLIS and ST. PAUL,
via the famous
ALBERT LEA ROUTE.
A New and Direct Llrtt. via Seneca and Kankakee, hail recently been opened,
between Newport News, Richmond, Cincinnati. Indianapolis and La Fayette,
end Counoll Stuffs. St. Paul, Minneapolis and Intermediate points.
All Through Passengers carried on Past Express Trains.
For more detailed information, see Maps and Folders, which may be obtained, as
well as Tickets, at all principal Ticket Offices In the United States and Canada. or c
R. R. CABLE,
E. ST. JOHN,
Vice-Pres't L Gen'I Manager, pen'1 T'k't L Pass'r Ag't
CHICAGO.
Beg t. annonnce to the Public that they hate oleened business rat the nbeece Stere
in the store lately occupied by Horace Newton. Having purchased a large and
well asserted stock of Spring and Summer floods at close figures, we are determined
t•..;ive the Pnhlic the benefit.
QUICK SALES & SCALL PROFITS WILL BE OUR YOTTG.
AV -Please call and examine our goods before purchasing elsewhere.
og"Remember the place, next door to J. Wilson's Drag Store
$S' Custom work will receive our special attention.
OW -Nene lint the beet of material used and first♦laee workmen employed.
Repairing neatly done on the shortest notice.
Goderich. March 9. 1s.S2 DOWNING & W E D D UP
all tiao Year
4 JOHNSTON'S
SARSAPARILLA
—roc
!.t7La COXPLAIX?, DYSPcrw.1.
find for Purifying the Blood.
it has been In nem for 21) years Orel . M
proved t, be lie bent yre,erat.en in t:
market for SiCK HEADACHY.. VAIN1-1►"t
THE SiDE OR' BACK. LiVFR 4 tett-
VAIN . P13f1'LIi t ON THEFAt
DYSPEPSIA, PILES, and ell Dlseeees
that arise roan a Disordered L`eei or en
impure blood. Thousands of our best
Cge tato it and give it to the it chiti
it rbeldeMes prescribe it daily. Threw
elk) AMsee. recommend It to (ober,.
It's a'
aYb Dock.
m
DSarsaparilla,
ri&Pil,Wlt
andeiiot. ;•i.,
Nast.afraa Wintery.--
steer
lnt -steer w.•Il kens valuable Boot.. and
erbC it Is Wrictlyw•. i eon
t bort the most ereeessentnktn
it t. on- or tM heel medicines la um for
Ihreo, it ,,ix ih. Rower
it n .nid by all reaporivihle drove...
et ono dollar hos a goon bottle, or tax
Werke for five rketars.
Thrum who ranine oaeain a feet, f. r
Nilemodletne from their arientf M it
aT
ed is
seess dollar. sad
so cases
•. 1o/1111,e, • eo . Ksttrtetarsre
autraarrwee
Fat ab ht
e.
IAP WfCROW
CURE
Nick Hradarh, and relieve all the trnnhirs inci-
dent to a bilious state of the s stem,such as Dts-
tinees, Naosea, Drowdntes, Distress after Batt�
Pain in the aide, de. While their most reark-
l
able success hes bees shown itt roving
SICK
Pesdsrbe,yet Cart.r'sLittle Liver Pills are tipsily
vslsahle In Conetlpstyen, cense and preventog
this annoying complalat, while they also correct
all dlanrdera of the etosarh, stimulate the liv.r
sad rrgnlsb• the bowels. IT fit if they only cured
EAD
Asha they wnnld he simnel prierlewt to those who
eager trent ibis desteeestng sespkti■t; bet forte
Nealy their gotwtness does not et. d here, and there
who rags try theta will sed those little pills vale -
able be se Inlay ways that the, will not he willies
Ode Without throe. Act after alt fork head
CHE
Is Mebane of an Many lives tbat here , • where eV
mak, err grest hot. Our p.IL tare It while
others do sot.
Carter's Little Ut-r, P111. aro very acyl ltd
very may totals Ono ppr ton palls states desk
Thr► are strictly vegetable snit de set gam ee
pers.. hot h their gentle swoon rhes. ali wee
see them, lye •tale t u es.IAt vs. for `I x,11
by druggists everywhere, se �by sail.
CARTER M EDiCiNR CO..
News York Oft,'