The Huron Signal, 1882-06-23, Page 2tAx
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dome," Septi - paper
down for a "A t11wen m
pleas. tea _ her
slew, herer b0li_ 4 She
van please the air �j ' he art of
Rr'sedtd elo.alhlm nM Sled to any of
la, fee by routers we apish with Mer
gr�icaLtisst than yon eran please
the Wail by cSk v.ting Vg► ower—se ter,
at ]east, as to intake bar s-.11614 ketose;
Old as mach as she will slit sea please
the fancy by ladies' wit, of which all of
ea have a abase. She man please the
heart by amiability. Bee bees," she
tielelnited, growing pater, "you bars
OS key of my system. )similty of person
.111 111107 one feature of few homy. Re'n
'afr'gtt espy *Wain. in how small •
•4 *Menai beauty Wiles tininess of
a ;plays here, Y what yoir to oh -
▪ this; for my art would oossist not
• it ask6tR women attractive who are
,tlpdsbpretty and young, fait in show-
Lqg them that youth:lid leritiellea,
though articles of
b,''matt
is ltbtlLer
a only her the indiapia articles."
"Rale Two.—Mattesty Ii tis. ground
a which all a woman's chortles appear
to the best advantage. L -suionen,
dew, eosveraatios, rsae.sbstr • alwsya
flops modesty 'mast never be forgot.
iA".Hardly likely to be," I murmured.
'?s'1tr
'*Understand me," answered Sophia
briskly. "I mean modesty in a very
fibnded sexes. There is nowadays
tiectdemcy in women to rsbd against oid-
flishi.oed nnodesty. 1101 doetriee of
liberty is spreading among tis, for which
I thank (hod,•' ephia mid (she was the
oddest little mixture of tory and whig
and radical ever compounded on this
eccentric earth.) "Bat the first effects
of that doctrine on our minds are a little
confusing. W. are grilling more tad. -
rodent and mors indiitd{uaL Some of
to -fancy that to be modest is to be wld-
iioned, and of course we want the
newest fashion' in all things. I main-
tain," Sophia said, growing a little
warm, as if she fancied I might argue
Dock—"I maintain that a modest woman
is the reply of my sex to a brave man—
you can no more have a true woman
without modesty than a true man with-
out courage. But remember. I use the
word modesty in a high sense."
"Just what I was going to ask," I
said.
"Not prudery," she added. "Prudery
is to modesty what bray is to bravery.
Prudery is on the surface; mod.aty is in
the soul. Rosalind in her boys' suit is
delightfully modest, but not," Sophia
said with a twinkle in her eye—"not
very prudish, is she 1"
I amented, and thus made way for—
"Rule Three. --Always dress up to
your am or a little beyond it. Let your
person be the youngest thing about you,
not the oldest.''
"Rule !''our.—Remember that what
women admire in themselves is seldom
what men admire in them."
"In nine drawing -rooms out of ten,"
Sophia said, seeing me rive a look of
inquiry as she rend this article, "Miranda
or Cordelia, as navel heroines, would be
voted bores. Women would say, 'We
utterly decline to accept these watery
girls as typical of us; we want smer'-
nem and life.' I don't really vire much
for Miranda or Cordelia myself. Now
this sems to me to caution us against
trusting too implicitly or ton far our own
notions about ourselves. Another source
of misunderstanding comes from the
novel -writers. We are the novel read-
ers, and the novelist is forced to write
heroines to suit our mate. He does not
want to offend us. Thus it comee about
that even the male novelist is too often
only depicting women's women, after ell.
And I believe scores of modern girls are
seriously misled for this very reason.
They believe they are finding out what
men think of them, it hen in truth they
are reading their own notions handed
bse'r to them under a pretty disguise.
"Rule Flue. —Women s beauties are
seldom mens beauties.
"Which," eke remarked, "is another
form of what 1 said just now, only here I
speak of pers,nal beauty My observa-
tion u, that if ten men and ton women
were 10 go into the same company, and
each ser dower the pretriest woman
there, as they thought, you would rare-
ly find that they elms se the same. 1f
this been, weooght not to tree• to melees
even se iPw, .es without considering
that the sea se are to please must in the
end oriole t . 'gae.tu.n, and will scuta
Ifs qu stier% iter its own way.
" Rale Sit. - Gayety tempered by
esstessnvse is the happiest man.er in
.omety.
^ lily whieh T mean," Rophie mad,
looking at me with knitted brows, as if
ah. were shoot to explain some matter
net .1tnpwther agar to howbeit, " that i■
all our gayety there ought to be a hint
ni self rvwlleetion Du yno uaden.tand
me
religiows eAse•tioa
wbichl is Pmwpnay
good breeding. It seems to me that
vnvaeity and sprighthasss are greatly en
h•noed by a vein of the serioesnesa Cer
termly no woman ought b be • meek
er.
Neu," she continued, seeing I did
sot .mask, " omsoaa—
"
Role Seven. —Always speak low
"I Moods' why 1 pet th it down.
b is so obvieas. In support of it I need
only quota your flbehe.pear, who malls it
' an eteelleet thing in wosa.'
" lade sight. —A plain woman mea
novae be pretty. Bbe ase always be ler
ein•tiag if she take. pains.
" I well r.sembsr," Sophia said, after
reading this, to me, rather questionable
assertion, " a man who was • great ad -
wirtsr d our esx, tellieg sae that one of
th. SS hliseinatiog wos•ea be had ever
know* was not only net pretty, betas to
to her tans decidedly plain—ugly, only
the word is rubs. I uk.d my frien d
e How thea tad ie >~ elenbe Y I well
**member hiereply. 'erirlg.re,' said he,
' was neat, her dre shlg was faultless.
her every movement was graceful. her
eoaysraatice was clever sad animated,
and she eiws*s triad to please. It was
lot I alone who called her fascinating ;
ale was one of the most acceptable wo-
men m society I ever knew. She mar-
ried brilliantly, and her huband, a bar-
rister in large practice, was dovoted" to
INC—MOM than if she had been s queen
of beauties.'
" NOWI " Sophia continued, re-
soining.h4r with disoonrse—" here was a
woman i'b., excepting a fairly neat
Genre, bad not a single natural gift of
apparent*. L not this worth oar think-
ing about—those of us women who care
to please and are not beauties born ?
" Rule Math—Every year • woman
lives the more pains she should take with
her dress.
The drum of ns elderly dames," So-
phia said, laughing, " ought to be more
of a acienoe than it is How often one
bean of a woman of fifty may, ' 0, my
dressing days are past !' When," adds
Sophia, " if she thought about it, they
have only well begun. At least, the
time has come when dress is more to her
than ever. Remember, from 40 to tab is
a quarter uf a century—the third of a
long life. It is a period through which
the majority of grown up people must
peas. And yet how little pains women
take—how little thought they take be-
fore hand—to be charming then !
" And now," she went on, seeing I did
not speak, " here comes my last rule—as
yet :
" Rule Ten.—In all things let a wo-
man ask whet will please the men of
sena. before she asks what will please
the men of fashion.
" I by no means intend,- she added,
" that $ woman is not to have regard to
the opinion of men of fashion, only she
should not give it the first place, 'She
will carry the men of fashion sooner by
methods that please the mean of sense
than men of sense by methods that
please the *nen uf fashion. And besides,
haten to the men of fashion. They al-
ways praise & woman for things which
begin to perish at twenty-five. Even
the old men of seventy will talk of a
' fine girl—deucedly fine girl !' " (I
wish I could give an idea of Sophia's
slightly wicked mimicry at this passage).
" Apd they will call • woman rather on
the decline, when, if she is on the de-
cline, where and what are they 1 You
see if a woman lives for the commends,
tion of men of fashion rhe will, if pretty,
piquant, or what not, have a reign of ten
years. But if she remembers that she
has charms of mind and character and
taste, as well as charms of figure and
complexion, the men of sense will follow
her for half • century ; and in the long
run the men 01 fashion will be led by the
men of sense.
" And there, Sophia cried merrily,
throwing the paper down on the rug be-
side her—" there are my rules for form-
ing our little world of women "'
reesseratree
1s • wonderful thing, yet se natural, so
ra aonable. Why 1 If you have feel.
intra of gonensee too weak and dragging
to rally; too Miry 01111 to sleep; an appe-
tite hardly autherent to keep body and
soul together; headache, with pain.
acres. the tack; the whole system relax
ed; perhaps coughs and sere lungs; and
will nee oar to air bottles of Dr. A. I
A issue's Plansphat ine as the soma may
demand; at will not fail 1r wake you an
enthusiastic friend. Why do ere say
thug 1 i ersere Ph»sphatine supplies s
want. tile gory frroperf les file ryatewe u Seel -
set earl yeares' q for. It is mot a medi-
ane, but n.trament 'intently converted
is blood, hose sod tissue. It is also
delicious to the tube. Try it The re-
sult is as ewrtaaa as that muse and
go hand in head, All drutgiete •
haw & Co., f7uIe acute for tht 1Oi•
Mon, bb Frier St Z.st. Tnr.Mli,
Tf Cetartit hes dea�yny* itis !fi f'
smell end hearing, firs 'e Oen
will cure yon. 75 omits per serum. Al
druggists sell it. Per elle by Moine
Rhyne.. sole agent., Oodetieh. 1M3 -11m
ass i miss vete with am
de arum `ate' me, an' set da dant an'
bonsai as' coolies 41ray
r
lie mare up well, or h.�
y t
t_ ti
resonate ; he way beaquarl fir' M_ non
he • bilk y be ' be tray
have deebower n*p his hie tlsi aaae--dot
am far as to put
I dams' propose le join wads wid a
stranger betase his passYad.r sum ober
wid de pilgrlas., ]father shall I lend
$b 1. vw a try ea de gruuad dat hie
amide weigher' • tea are shook hands wid
three dilsreoe Presidents. What amen
he am, and whetter has leder am a
poet or a blacksmith woo'* make him
better or worse Ahs ap yep1 man on
his owe pseeena' shops It dean' mat-
ter to you Awl siert of a heed his fader
had, or how big his uncle's feet war', he
ani de Dare you am doin' bisneas wid.
De parses who trebles from din sentry
en nothing bet de record trade by soar
relative half century since will hand is
jail ae soon aa in good society. Whoa I
bsve may plug tubscker to spare de man
whoa' fader didn't do anything but mind
his own biases an' purvide for hia fam-
ily will get it quite as soon as de man
whoa' Lader diakivered a somet or pre-
dicted airthgaake.
" I want each an' ebery member of
dim club to sten' on his own shape. If
he am fast -colors d•t's all we want to
know. If !ie *rooks er fades in de
washin' he meat step down an out. De
Pack dat Samuel Shin's fader was 'leeted
to de South Carolina Legialatui doom'
prove that Samuel himself kaowa beans
from hogs -barna . Likewise, de tack dat
°iveadas Jens had an mote hung far
stealin' oa'n dean' go to prove dat it
wouldn't be safe to leave our brudder in
a grocery sto' fur an hour while de clerk
went out anter change. When a roan
boasts dot one of de fainly signed de
Declaration of Independence, do.n' you
take his note without a good endorser.
People who lay back on nothing but de
glory of de dead er de stateunanahip e(
some one who int in Congress s hun•rsd
y'ars ago am jilt as apt to work off a
bogus dollar on • sore -eyed railroad con-
ductor u de man whoa' geological tree
has • baker hangin to ebery limb.'
N tie water es wen am ea tit Land.
How is it possible to prevent a good
thing from being known, is the question
now • agitating some few individua'a
in the Dominion. Therefore larger
nuasbera although not sufferers from
rheumatic treubles, are of the opinion of
Capt. Barry of Kingston owner of sev-
eral lake vessels, and himself sailing
master of one, who says: "I, too. have
been cured of rbeumatiam by Si. Jacobs
Oil, the Great German Remedy; sod I
know of several others beside myself who
have been cared of that dreadful ail-
ment in the same manner; it is known
upon the water just as well as or. the
land, and is oonsidered an invaluable
remedy everywhere.
stew People Win be awrNled.
Not long ago three French journalists
were discoursing of human credulity, in
a cafe, and the question, Where is its
limits 1 was raised. One of the three
maintained that human credulity had no
limit. It was finally agreed each of the
trio should insert in the newspapers an
advertisement, the must eccentric, im-
probable and absurd that it was impos-
sible to devise -each advertisement to
be accompanied with $ demand for
stamps --and W watch the result. The
first of the trio pablished the following
extraordinary announcement:
"Tea HARD IR THE HAnt. —Send one
franc fifty centimes in postage stamps for
the theory of an entirely new sensation.
It gives love and freshness. Address
A. B.' Post -office."
The second conspirator, taking ad-
vantage of the old and familiar supersti-
tion, advertised as follows:
"Rrrvzi sort rn. OTHER WORLD. —
Send one franc fifty centimes in postage -
stamps. Aocurste news from the better
land. Mysteries revealed. Everything
mule clear. Address B. C. Post-rfllce."
The third, abandoning all subterfuge*,
advertised boldly, as follows:
"1 Paowtas Norsnto; I Eeneott ro
Prernae. —But send one franc fifty can -
nines an postage stamps. Perhaps
there as a tittle surpnse is store for yea.
Who knew.i Address 'C. D. Peet-
l'nice
Theme ativertisemeuta produced a ra-
wer tar greater than the conspirators
had hope.► Posases-stamps *mined kw
deters) days And when the pee*
tosnd that they were not receiving tier
quid re pia nest an mars modem.
st"M eh. most s•seemtel of tie
three wdiustliIalenta was the het. Fi-
nally the Arts jnnrnaliste tinned over
their ill-gotten pins to a chantalde sl-
imly,
and mid their @eery i• the nese.
pvee in e.vder that the dopes might
jitwe what b.emnes of their poirai*e-
stamps. They had satisfied themselves
that human eredelity had indeed no
limit
.�.��fer
Teeth; leu ' aBRUT" prOVOnliit
decay, makes them white, and make peo-
ple lovable. 5 out samples.
If a boy gets on the wewg "track" it
.hews Hat ti►Liheei "snitch ' has not
had a Lair shrinoe.
At the apprwach of spring gust atten-
tion should be gives to purify the sys-
tema engorged with foal humors during
the winter. Burdock Blood Bitten is
Nature's own purifying and regulating
tunic. 2
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fist mil Ears, did el tit'
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Large & Varied Stock
As et present. I have rai.:d the Standard of Quality mad Lowered H. Price anti
it r $ positive fact *bat tea such value in foot wear man be got elsewhes.
CUSTOI7I WORK
of every grade still receives my prompt and tarstd attention, and will he osis ■p
in the most approved styles by first -clams workman, sad
the very beat material obtainable.
f,ad�s a� �isse� Boots Reel played Free ot' ehargc
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Qf,7 A T.T, PAPFSR, C3'Rf]8Id'
WINDOW BLIND
PAPER, CAR-
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I have also on Load a lame stock of all klub at
BRACKETS SMALL TABILS, OBAAi011"
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