The Huron Signal, 1882-06-02, Page 2t
TRE HURON SIGNAL, TWf IY. JUNE 2, 1882.
POLITICAL POINTS.
Pub7 aftwats EMIR oar Is-
IM.ils :08Ile remittals Perms ellbaseees
• i.sambea meow
,At is needles to say fiat, in .soh a
seek swig b; but against
And party may
will say. Agsio t the country we con-
tend. It is the country that has bow
prevented from giving the strep thto the
Reform party that it meant to ism That
ia where the wreng is don. For neither
party considered as a pasty do we cone a
8g. for the ooesiry and its liberties we
care a greet deal; and ft is booms* the
whole.y.Mo et gerrymandering strikes
at the natural sad constitutional rights
of the people that we say it is * thing
which no one should laugh M or shackle
over, het which .very homiest man should
condemn.-FMontreal Star.
The Nspeted Taunters.
It may be et interest to know that
while the ountest is going on hen over
the question of the territory west of Lake
Superior, the tavern.* on whom the
privilege of stripping it of timber has
baa conferred by the Dominion Gov-
ernment are hard at work. If the terri-
tory is not secured new by turning out
Sir John Macdonald, it will be worth
many millions less to us five yeanhencs.
It is only fair, therefore, that Mr. Mow-
at should expect the Province to declare
in favor of its own rights by a majority
so sweeping as to tome Sir John to res-
ign at onus, as Mr. Mackenzie did in
1678, when be found the popular verdict
against him.
0.
AN HDITOR'S TROUVAINI. wseme r'_samm"`a'aM`
• laisersinsemsles tuukM I lAeocinee or
moues Meuse MAW es •aMEIN
-
"Is the geodes" tido knows irwy-
thiag int' pet*d a vision of gold►
Asir ad. bloc eget. as.ah.sIood
idly laddi the managing editor's leak
yonleeday afternoon.
"Everything about whatr' asked ilei
editor, clawing around under his desk
for his shoes,and trying to hide his strok-
ing feet under him. ''Upon whish par-
tieular branch do you seek ioformatiour'
"I don't exactly know what to do,"
pouted the strawberry lips Pa says I
can only have one dress this spring, and
I don't know hew to rake it up. I
thought the gentleman who answers
questions could tell me."
"Wm!" muttered the managing editor.
He has goo up to Maine to find out
why geese always walk in single tile. An
'Anxious Inquirer' wants to know. What
kind of a dress had you thought of get-
ting?"
"That's what I want to know. I
want something that will look well with
terra cotta gleves."
"Yes, yes," murmured the editor.
"Then you should get one of these green
things with beads that turn all kinds of
colours, and some fringe and fixings of
that kind."
"Would you have it cut princess or
wear it with a polorisisel" she inquired,
lookin; at him searchingly.
"You -you might have it princess
arunnd the neck and a row of polonaises
at the bouton," suggested the editor.
"That's going to be very fashionable and
a oeuple of hip pockets would set it off
royally."
"I dant know," murmured the beauty
'I have t seen any of that ;style. Do
you know whether pannien are worn
bouffant this season, or whether the
skirt is tight?"
"Oh, certainly they are made with all
the bouffants you can get on 'em. Some
have even sixteen button bouffant., and
there was a lady in here yesterday who
hal a pannier that came clean up to the
nec'r. 1 should have it pretty bouffant
if it was my dress"
"Kell," stammered the blushing blos-
som, "would you box plait the skirt or
shirr it'"
"Shirr it, by all meaner exclaimed
the editor. "Shirr it, straight up and
down, and fasten it with those loops of
Petrolia, who is not only a man of splen- black tape."
did business abilities but above the aver -
"Yon menu frogs?' asked the beauty.
age as a speaker. There was a freshness
and originality about his speech at the "No, no. These big loops that elip
convention rarely niet with. He pointed over two buttons. That sets off the
out that Mr. Mackenziehad been ab- shirrs and gives a sort of tout to the en-
■tirdly charged with the depression ea .emblc " and the editor leaned back and
isting at the close of his Administration,
smiled superior.
"Don't you think revers of a lighter
shade would look pretty?" she enquired.
on the wheel." He said "he had discovered 1ey ll do to fin up the back, but I
a title not inappropriate to the present wouldn't put 'ant on the front," answer-
Rneasls* sad Treaters.
Grip and some of our journals -and
moon; them The Wm - have been
bnngmg out the idea that the Freneh
alpnadian Blend are enemies of Ontario
and that they it is who are really the ab-
etters of Sir John Macdonald in his re-
fusal to ratify the boundary award and
in disallowance of provincial acts Let us
IFant that these French Canadians are
jealous, and did "put up the job;" what
mast we say of those Ontario membersof
parliament, those members of the Ont-
ario legislature, and those Ontario jour-
nals that have been even warmer abet-
tors of Sir John Macdonald in his raid
on Ontario, than the French Canadians.
Traitor iii a hard name but it is the one
that suits him beat. Sir John would
never have listened to suggestions from
Quebec if he could not count on the sup-
port of Ontario Conservatives. r. Every
marl from Quebec, no matter where heis,
is solid for Quebec every time. -World.
Skippers is the Cheese.
The East Lambton Reformers have
made an excellent choice of a candidate,
in the person sf Mr. J. H. Fairbanks of
A siglp• mesident for Peres tied !yield
wpUino-en have just MN a weadr'obe
cepa elisn tar a tiffks did el Acer
,..e., pldch is ee Shoop eta es polity
and eeataine sock metal. seoible deth-
in8,ttbat I eats de no better them to 4es-
o
cribs kt
OOXMNUIOATIONS.
We 4e est bold ourselves rsepoasl lbw
of�ouur OorrersspoadsaMs. -
esnest
p ani a emaitkaw aad M heel•
Mite all, Huge is a pay isead, reg
add damp days It hi made tdb gins -
pore bag, tight -fitting waist wilU fell
kilted shirt; a broad gosh of $.etch plaid
worsted, with reveres the sae
down thud m
s; cuffs anti mikes are all
the ((immix p. The proade ant color in
in the goods is cardinal, ass& their' are
cardinal stockings and hair -ribbon mho
wore with it, and gums Isrge percale,
with eardiaal polts-dots, to be wuea ev-
er the very large plaid collars. Another
dark dress is • turkey o lion. It has a
deep yoke long waist, and fall-pthered
rolls The ruffle has a vin worked
above the hem in white tidy cotton,
briar stitch edges the collar, yoke and
ruffles on the sleeves and the bias band
which heads the ruffle. Than were two
cardinal inured percales os a white
ground. One had two narrow ridges
headed by • border of cardinal and
white in a Greek key pattern. The yoke
was simulated (a close fitting sack pat-
tern being used), and there -was a cun-
ning little pocket. The other cardinal
and white percale was cut to open in the
front. It had ons seam down the mid-
dle of the bask, which shaped the dress
into the figure, and three narrow ruffles
on the skirt, each having a row of briar
sticking in red cotton, and the bias band
which served as a heading for the top
one, and was also oontinued up the front
to the throat was trimmed with the same
The half -long sleeves had two little ruff.
les and the bias piece above them, and
were all trimmed the same way.
A blue Chambray gingham cut with
close -fitting sack had on each side the
front three narrow Webs, and down the
centre was a row of inserting made of
feather braid. This was awn un the
goods, not inserted; a ruffle, five inches
deep, with three teaks above the hem,
had a row of inserting for the heading.
The beeves were also trimmed with it,
and there was a deep collar made of the
d to be mom with
when,'as a matter of tact, the wave of
depression had set in before he took of-
fice. Our opponents had very courteously
designated the Reform leaders, "Flies
Governinent, viz: "Skippers in the
cheese." (I.•eghter.) In many respects
they resembled each other; indeed there
ed the editor savagely. "Revers ars
very well to trim a hat with, but they
don't set off a dress front.
• nem= Gauer Sara Mesas.
Owen Il.uttd. My rand 1818
iM
as !reline of Ons resent to
Dant fh . --.1 am out welling yes ea
e,. bet merely to give yeg
a bpy'e d the beauties d rooky.
shores .ed Use wafers of the Georgian
Bay, partisuisrly that of Colpey's, tea
which I peas in and out on my daily
route from Owen Sound and intermediate
points. I have been appointed and ase
actin ala ;lark or , on the propel-
lor 'Josephine Kidd', at priming
engaged
on much the same mate as the unfortu-
nate Jane Miller. Though young at the
bookies', I think I asp w.sthw it, haw-
ing lots to de with freight and passen-
gers to and from the poria along our
mute. Colpo] s Bay is o+wdered the
best sheltered bay in these waters, being
about two miles wide and ten miles long,
ed at the mouth bythree noted
island, The Hay, Whiteoloud and
OeiMtM, each containing water to the
depth of one to three hundred fathoms
The shores are very picturesque and
grand with high and bright rook. if I
was tip in the glistening bosiuses I
would not be at a loss for 'atones here.
I often times think of my schoolmates in
Ooderioh and my home, but then is
something exciting in my calling that
take away my lonesome feelings. We
are doing a large freight trade, and ez-
pect it to increase M the .atop advances
�y with excursions oft the 0.
m Wiarten, our present port of
stopping You must not thank me boast-
ful or presumptive in taking this liberty.
Yours with respect. A. M. $vacua
feather -edged brai
it.
Another dress was of unbleached
cheese cloth worked in double herring-
bone stitch with red cotton. It was cut
in sack shape and buttoned behind.
Three scant, straight ruffles, two inches
wide, were worked with red, and a dou-
ble row for a heading to the top one. A
long V was outlined in the front with it,
and it was pot on around the back in the
shape of a square collar; a very narrow
ruffle around the back in the shape of
square collar;a very narrow ruffle around
the threat, edged also with the cotton,
and two on the sleeves, with a belt an
inch and a half wide in the back, exten-
ding only from seam ter seam, completed
this charming little dress.
BOOTS AND SHOES
�In }7ndlesa Variety,
Y SPRING STOCK
An orator saying that he had "a very
mixed audience,' was asked hew it hap-
pened. "Oh," said he, "I stirred it up
with my .loquewe."
was quite a family resemblance. (Lough- How wouldyou have the " A dark calico was laid in three box
ter.) Their habits were similar. Skippers corsage!" d in -
five
get blown into the curd, or cheese, and "I wouldn't have any at all jplsita were stitched down within You ches of the bottom, which was five in -
this was the way the Tories get into pow- would look much better without one.
hed
et, and generally by some neglect on the ••Sir!" she exclamed, rising. with a pretty border.
part of the people.. When skippers get in "Oh, ifyou insist ou might have a i The best dress was of darned nett, to
they don't want to leave. So it is ' J g be worn overpink, blue or scarlet slips
with the Tories (Laughter.) indeed, small one, certainly not over three in-'
the latter seem to think that they ches long, for short dresses are the style
have a divine right a. the position, now."
and flat the cheese is far better for "You -you don't seem to understand
their being them, although a good
many people think differently. He knew -" she commenced.
of only one more unhappy at'ht than a "Oh, don't le' he retorted. "That's
skipper out of the cheese, and that was a what I'm here for. sI think there is
Tory mut of office. (Renewed laughter nothing so lamentable as to see a young
and applause.
osseoo , lady dragging her corsage through the
The thief ■fee.. mud and dust. Still, if you want one,
By abstracting Liberal townships from you should have it, so you can take it
adjacent ridings, in which it was desired
to leave Conservative majorities, there
are now, on the basis of the last electitrn
returns, the following Liberal majorities
in these riding:
Constituency.
North Oxford.. ..
West i igin
Aortb Brant
alb Oxford
Hoath Middlesex
South Huron ...
South tim:oe
West Ontario .
off when you go on the street and only
wear it at home. They are hard to han-
dle and not one woman in a hundred
will kick her corsage gracefully."
"I -I am very much obliged to you,"
Liberal she murmured. "You are very good,
Majority..
.5oo I'm sure.
• wo
7o0 "Dorf't mention it," replied the editor
wort politely, "I think when you get it shirr-
opo ed and revered and polonaised and prin-
n ceased, you'll like it very much. You
sego might get a sash and somebig buttons to
put o:r behind, or if you'd like another
style better, you might trim the whole
front with booftntt and wear the pan-
nier for a hat."
"Oh, thank you, air?" exclaimed the
blushing hul, as she scuttled down
stain.
"Swipes!" roared the managing editor
In these eight constit.ueucies the Liberal
majority is 5,500, equal to an average
majority of 100 in 55 constituencies. At
the last general election South Bruce
was carried by 73 nim.. icy, Carleton 86,
Cornwall 34 West Isa-i,:ud 42, East
Elgin 40, West Elgin 112, Glengarry
61, South Grenville 23, ol oath Grey 81,
Halton 18, East Hastings 20, North
Huron 81, North Lanark 4 Leeds and with a complacent smile and a glance of
Grenville 36, Lennox :.6, Lin. o oln!14,Lon- approval at himself in the glass."Swipes,
don 64, East Middlesex 9 1, North Mid- tell the foreman to send ins a
Mid-
dlesex 8, West Middlesex 48, Mo.nck .8, y'u may
Muskoka 63. Niagara 2. S- volt Norfolk proof of the Fashion Notes as soon as
17, West Northumberland 88, East they come in. I have observed that a
Northumberland 63, North irntarito 54, great many errors have crept in lately.'
Peel 89: North Perth lt:l. South
Perth 77. East. Peters. r -soh 26,
Prescott 5, North Simcoe a(l, 'South
Wateris' 44, Welland 116, North Wel-
lington 108, Centre Wellington 6, North
Wentworth 106, South Went to.rt h 74, ,
North York 10, East York lib. Koine of
these contAituencies returns- 1 Reformers
and sorneVenaervatlees. Theo•ldarrange-,
nowt of conitttuefCSes r., lit hare leen 1
on art.olerably Lair basis, when such results
as t1'ior° were possible. The fienres Oren
above for the "Grit hives show what
km 'ph 4..n. to substitute injustice for
]ensues.
Take no more nstn...,ora •.• rgatives.
Burdock Blond }littera act 1..1:(11v. ides-
antly and thoroughly glom the Bosnia.
sod occasion no i,tconvenience, while it •
regulate. the Lie r and _ Kidneys and
towed the eefe.ble 1 aystew. Trial b.ot•
The fishing season has set in again,
ami anglers have taken the warpath.
Fishing Is a title pastime, assemin; that
you are fortunate enough to esteh any
fish: otherwise it is one of the most 'mel-
ancholy and unsatisfying pursuits in the
whole world. Among mother things that
fishing ram hes are patience and persever-
ance. Noi.sly ever made any headway
in trying to force the 8ah to take the
h,sok; so that for impulsive or impatient
.people to go fishing is a hollow aaoekery.
You must 1a calm and keep year eye ne
the line and wait. --(Ex.
T.. prevent Fevers, Bilious C„los and
Aerie; to come up the system and purify
the blood, try a course of Dr. Carson's
Stomach and Constipation Bitters. In
large bottles at AO meta Geo. Rhyne,
tie 10 cents. '2 - agent.
Tonsorial.
TKNIGHT, PRACTICAL BAR-
• HER and air -dresser, bets to return
pea banks to rim potato for papafrcoase, and
solidus • continuance of costa:flair:. caa
always be found it his Shaving Parlor, near
Poe oeloe Oodsricb. 1761
made of undressed cambric.
Fur wraps, there were two sacks. One
was of white Shaker flannel, at sixty-five
cents a yard, thirty-six inches wide, ani
one yard made the sack. It was pinked
in the edge and worked above in a little
vine with cardinal and gold colored silk.
The other was of heavy gray flannel, cut
long enough to cover the great, and fitt-
ed in the -back with one seam. It had a
large collar, pockets and cuffs worked
with black split zepher.
A wardrobe for an older sister is in
prooeu of making. I will describe it in
another paper.
GOLD -Is excellent for filling decayed
Teeth; but "Truisms?" prevents the
decay, makes them white, and make peo-
ple lovable. 5 cent samples.
The "stop my paper" man crops up
everywhere. He is as well known in
New York as he is in the dullest village
in Canada. He got mad in Iowa the
other day and wrote to the editor of the
New York Tribune as follows: "Your
dirty sheet of abuse of March 1st is br'r-
fon Me, and I hope to god it is the last
soppy that will ever Come to My No-
tice. Which led the Tribune to observe
that a man who always allude to himself
in Capitals, and spells these Almighty
with a small rt, mast be a person of tre-
mendous importance.
In the spring of the year almost every
one ore
espeeiallyhem month res a tBlom Purifier, 1 W
would earnestly advise oar readers to
try Dr. Canon's Stomach and Constipa-
tion Bitters. A few doses will soon
convince you that it is the best remedy
known for affectanna of the Stomach,
Bowels, Liver and Kidneys. in large
bottles at 80 cents. G. Rhynas, agent.
Mr D. D. W ilm,n, of Seaforth, who
is one of the Largest, if not the bergeet
egg dealer in the Dominion, paid out
over $70,000 for het fruit during the
past month.
AFTER THE CULMINATION OF
manhood •1 forty. th. pease of life be,
On. tedeeltee Iain old age The is,,' et
ibe dt,rvative sppar$tus ebieb at feral was
asllielent sot only to provide foe the daily
waste. bat to odd caw costi rel tater on Is on-
ly able to repply the duly ewer and at las/
is tin imperfect to maintain the talent* and
imeraln Ste trent" in la evtattng •nttret7. At
ills period. when the er► rrndHnre Is greater
than the in..,m•. WiIFICI.Rtt'N• 114011-
I'H A Tge .4 x 1 1 411.1+.\Vete b anrn- ins
feel" and sneoplyine rertamade tlaene
eMrnesra. wUl here a'entirety to orolnnit lite.
l
now complsW, and 1 take.pleastltw in informingmy cestoinets that at 11e pre- 1,/ U
vious time bate I hod such a
Large & Varied Stock
As at present. I have raised the Standard of Quality and Lowered the Price anti
it is a positive fact that no such value in font wear can be got elwwhere.
CU TOM WORS
of every grade still missives my prompt and careful attention, and will be made up
in the most approved styles by first -clams workmen, end
of the very beet material obtainable.
Ladiesaad Misses Boots Keel laced Free oicharge,
At time of purchase if so desired.
E_�OWNZNG
Crabb's Block, Cur. East Street and the Square.
Hass been in
eoastant use by
public for over t .
years, and is lbs best
preparation ever 1s -
vented for RESTORING
GRAY HAIR TO ITS
YOUTHFUL COLOR
AND LIFE.
It supplies the sate -
rat teed sad eider to the
hair glands without
aaalaiag the aids. It will
farr.w and thicken the
growth of the hair. pre-
vent its blanching and
Ailing off, and thus
AVERT BALDNESS.
It seros ltekfag. Erap-`\
nems sad Dandruff. As
a HAiR DRESSING it
is very desirable, giving
tho lair a taken sottasas
which all admire. It
Imps the lead gleam,
. west and healthy.
1r`
THE VARIETY STORE.
I have just received • large stock of
WALL PAPER, CREE/•T *
WINDOW BLIND
PAPER, CAR-
PET PELT, ETC-, ETC -
1 have also on band a large stock of all kinds of
BRACKETS, SMALL TABELS, CHARIOT HORSES,
EXPRESS WAGONS, and CROQUET SETTS.
Atl kinds of repairs done to Lounges. Sofas. and Chairs. Clears
reamed and perforated seats put in. Carpet and oil -cloth laid. sad
ptctare frairoog at bottom rhea.
C+. C.ROER'I'SON,
variety Store. Eau St.
HARDWARE!
-GO TO-
(� ren' T tr 1>s 'tet
Vie- ' - Lar 'rte
pa - I -b OIL1114
TO B1'Y YOUR --
Farmers' Hardware
Builders' Hardware
YOUR
KNIVES,. FORKS ANS SPOONS,
In fact, everything you want in his line
HE IS BOUND TO SELL CHE.Ant'
This Spring and Summer. See his FENCE WIRE, the best yet.
R. W_ MCK=NZiR
1g1V F R THE S DIT
WHISKERS
will change the beard to a BROWN
or BLACK at dlscrettoa. Being in
ere prep$rmtfon It is essay applied,
and predmees a perwssmeat osier
that will not wast off.
PREPARED BY
�. P. HALL 4 CO., NASHUA, 11.11.
fk+N by all Dukes 1e Meditate.
HEM
AB1IIYALS.
CANNED
CORN BEEF,
LUNCH TONGUE,
ENGLISH BRAWN!
POTTED
TONGUE,
BEEF,
H AM
CHICKEN
FRESH
SALMON AND LOBS f L R,
A FINE ASSORTMENT
t•r
Christie Brown & Co'f
BISCUITS atrD
CA KE$,
TEAK,
SUGARS An
Pure pioeo.
TRY THEM
Chas. A. Nairn.
G1EAVI1 I3AEGAINS!
tx
BOOTS AND SHOES!
GREAT CLE[UNG SALE FOO 30 DAYS
Previous to stock taking at
AT PIMPBETS BOOT OU SHE ENPORMI
Partite wanting cheap goods should call at ease Havteg secured Lrat class mor
I am prepared to maaafsetare teener.
Nothing but First Class Material Med,
AN lo
A 3-�d. slit teems
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