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The Huron Signal, 1882-03-17, Page 7,routrn ay' tee.._...,- - >N....aw...•.,..Ifw THE HURON SIGNAL, I!iUI)AY. MARCH 17, 1882. She Poet's Corner. Twe allude of w Ives, good wife 1. treat snow An HI wife is an ill fate." (gootoh 1'. overdo. 1. Oh. he who gets • good. good adv. (Seta gold enough and tuatara.: And be that gets an 111, 111 wife, May make and may atW be bare. For • man must .a of • wife h. weds. "('aa I be richt May I be treaty' And be that mates w.tit aa evil wife. lie mates with an evil fate. 11. 1'ur a nuts may spend. and have to eke end If his wife sie his fortune sent, He may give to the poor and Lclp a fit •rd. And may grow rich and great. Hut a mai may spare and still be bare, He may toll through antootb and rough, If hint wife be taught, ill lu.k Is catiiht, He will never have enough. 111. Oh, a man that gets u good, good wl(e, lits pleasure enough and to span; Outside his I1te may be full of strife, May be full of trouble and care. Hut his Mart can sing "At home I'm king At home there is pleas arc sud nest. I've a wife to bide at my uwu fireside, And her lute. of all l.n'cs, is beat." 1 V. Huta man who gets an alt, 111 wile Geta trouWeof every kind: He's • wary part, and a hopeless heart. And prosperity's hard to and. There's a bitter drop In his sweetest cup. In his Joy there** always a pain. And through all his strife for a broader life He works like a nun Le a chain. v. Don't marry for ba•uty, don't marry for gold. And on nobody else depend; ?or 'tour own wilt, you choose • vi :le. Aad for roar aces home, a friend. And he that gets a good, good wife, May easy be rich and great, bile he that weds with an evil wife, Mates life with on evil fats. I LtUI. L Barr. la New York ledger . Tie Mashy or Lewty suites. Warners particularly aro inclined to the struggle for subsistence as that oust* mot to be; they feel t'•..' •'sere is no real worth in it, and au tli ,. be no beauty or dignity Th. teachers who have assumed that this .... rich as it is in promise and full N.f posaibities for the great uoc1, is of no worth and value in itself, that the lesson to be early learned and to be acted upon always is that we are merely pilgrims who lodge here for a night in order that we may go on next day—these teachers have done more to narrow and restrict woman in the exercise of herbest powers than all the petty tyranny of which the avowed woman s rights women claim. I have often thought that if I had time to be a woman with a mission, I would tale the wide world for my field, and go up and down helping to cuuvince the tired woman who lies down in her bed at night with the profound co.nsci.,ukness that another day has been frittered away in doing things without apparent rela- tion to eternal affairs, but which for the comfort and well-being of her family were required, that in her being the patient 'tether of her children. and the good housewife, she has dime that which for her is the best there is to do. If this could be done, we should not so often hear women, whose work is :hut of doing the near duties which are so plainly theirs that unless wilfully blind they cannot overlook them, says, "Oh. if I couldonly do something that amounts to something !" One who can help us to see that this doing the work, simple and common though it appear, whish rsatly lies at the root of all things and without which life is impossible, and who shall at the sane time teach us to amplify our task so that while living we may also live nobly, will be & great bene- factor to the race. Then shall we see calm-browed women performing lowly duties with satisfaction instead sof un- happiness. relater I,.op•ld's Weide. Fun anb Fancy. The net in which many a political' would vow like to loo caught aqd lent is the Cabinet. A question has been raised in olio of our averts whether a blind men urn be liable for a bill at sight. The lawyers are puzzle,). A jolly le ,king beggar woman it eutly entered a shop in Dublin, and asked the owner fur chanty. He shook his head and said, "1 am not its able 14. give you anything." The woman, in • cheerful tear, promptly replied, "Thunk you, sir, and may you hong be in the seine po- sition.. "R'ell, Andrew," a gentleman remark- ed to S utcl.illall who, wltll his blether was the only rel nitro of a marrow sect, "I suppose you an.: Rist i r are the oily bodies who rill yet 1.• heaven now 1' "Deed, Sir, replied .tudruw, shaking his heal, "an' lei mu se sure about Sun.ly. A zel.tlesn u1 gave a party its 1 or of a distiugeieh.d niesie.tlary lately return- ed fr.,lu his work. The ladies appeared in very deuillette dresses, and as the hoist feared the style aright 'heck his reverence, he apelegiaed :..r it wyiug, that fsshiou demanded it. 'Oh, I dun t mind it at all,' replied tl.e tniuintlary, '1 hate been ten years airing the savages. A town council the other day was iu • aniclate. Its members quarreled, and • lung session resulted. At last it was suggested that an adjournment should be made for luncheon. The Mayor. however, was obdurate, and would not; whereupon one gentleman, lees literate than energetic, gut up and expressed himself for some time in such words as "I hats astonished, I ham surprised, I ham amazed, M. Mayor, that you will not let us to lunch.' —"I'm surprised," roared a listener, "that a gentleman who has so plush 'ham' in his mouth wanta any lunch—in fact, wants to eat any- thing at all :" • The Princess Helena of Waldeck is going to Pans, says the London Truth to buy her trousseau. She will procure it at establishments patronized by the Queen of Holland, and is to be taken to them "incognita' by a lady attached to the Dutch Legation. I am told that Queen Emma is showing herself very renerous to her sister, who is to stay with her from the time she has done with her Parisian outfitters until she goes to England to be married. The ducal family of Pyramont-Waldeck is old, proud and far (rem rich. Most of its domestic arrangements have been made on the needs -must principle. if the portions of the numerous daughters of this house had been fairly good, the eldest of them would not now be Queen of Holland. Princess Helena is of a romantic disposition, although some- thing of • blue stocking. Her father's little state is beautifully picturesque and fearfully poverty stricken. It is a country of high hills. wooded glens and brawling streams and .treanilets. Prince Leopold met his future wife at Rupen- heim She is connected with the royal family of England, through the Duchess of Cambridge and the Princess of Wales, and was highly spoken of by the Grand Duke of Hesne-Darmstadt. He opined that she would be just the pers.m to lead with the Prince a quiet, studious life at l'larwsioet, and he, if his health broke down, • ministering angel to him. A member of an embessy here has told me i that the Princess Helena world make an ideal wife fe.r an earnest and charitably , dispre•d English rotor. Through the ' Nassau family she has some great and wealthy relations, but she has not bean reared a nd style. Elbe is fair, fresh, gentle, and cif a cheerful, even temper, and thnwgh not eery "distingue," she is reirtainly not rustic in her unaffected simplieity. Members sad Parra. Weida it not he a growl idea for Mr. )Mowat to amend the independence of parliament eat by inserting • clause pro- hibiting rohibiting a member ander forfeiture of his seat of accepting a free par frau railway clomps ass 1 i1 is simply shame- ful that men who get .000 a session for p.v'sr nal and travelling eipenees should hamper their independence by eeeepting dead head t ickens - (W cele) "Can I see the lady of the house 1" inquired a peddler. — "We11, yea, you can, if you ain't blind !" snapp- ed the woman who had answered the bell. —"Oh, beg pardon, mum ! You are the lady of the house, then "— "Fes, I ant : What dyer take Ole for 1 Did yer think i was the gentleman of the house, or the next door neighbour, or one of the farm-hands, or the cat ?"— "I didn't ku.,w, mum, but you might be the youngest daughter,"—"Oh, did yer 1 Well, that was nat'ral, too," replied the lady of the house. "What d'ye want, sir 1" Then the pedlar displayed his wares; and. when he left that doorstep, his face was full of pleasure and his pickets were full of money. He under- stood hunlaff nature. John Quincy Adams and John Quincy Adams, Sr., were enthusiastic advocates of early rising. They prsc- tioed it in boyhood, and attributed to it their vigor in old age. Judge Story, who was an intimate friend, loved dearly a good morning nap, and their opposite oand pinions witty discuesie gave s. On onerise to occasion, ion, when the two eminent men had dined with the judge, he incited them to ac- company him to the law school in Cam- bridge, where.he was to deliver a lecture He invited the ex -president to talk to the students, and Mr. Adams trade in- teresting and practical remarks, touch- ing, among other things. on his favorite topic of early ruing. The judge went oh with his lecture. The afternoon was hat and the lecture room close, and to- ward the close of the lecture he noticed that the class were nodding and smiling to each other. Looking first on his right hand and then on his left, he dis- covered the secret of their merriment, for booth of the distinguished visitors were aaleep and nodding. He could not resist the temptation to add a postscript to his lecture. "Young gentlemen, I call your attention to the visible proofs of the evils of early rising." The loud laugh that followed awoke the gentle- men, but they did not understand the joke that caused it. mi. was Joab'. rtiKker. I cannot refrain from telling a conun- drum that was propended to three min- isters when the bluefish party went as- hore at the 'Pint,' and took their pic-nic dinner under the shade of a fisherwo- Inan's hut. It was: 'If Solomon was the son of David, and Joab the sun of Zeruiah, what relative was Zeruiah to Joabl' Every man amoug the clergymen said father' at once, and when assured that the answer was wrong, there was much curiosity excited. 'Will you stats that again 1' asked Rev. Mr. Collyer, laying down his fork. It was re -stated. 'Well,' said he, David and Solomon had nothing to do with it, but Zeruiah was Josh's father,' 'No; guess again,' was the reply. The clergymen all insisted that the an ewer was right, and the ren. rentleman said, 'He must certainly have been his father, and I won't eat another mouth- ful until you tell me where the catch is.' When told that Zeruiah was Joeb's mother, he was much amused, and ex pressed his surprise that his brethren of the cloth did not know th.iir Bibles bet- ter. Their forget (nine's was as amusing as the ignorance of the critic who alluded to Paul's friends, Priscilla and Aopuilla, as old maids. Tullamore, Mareh 7 --Forster yyooke to . crowd here ye eIerd y. He Aepiuni the outrages in Ireland and asked the people to help step them He said - "("rod RSVP Ireland from cruel, grasping landlords, rack rented landlords, dis- honest iehonest teaantsand midnight marauders." He also said "tb.En ll.h people have no ill -will toward& inland. Vire know yen have been • badly gnverrwed eountr7 &lith 'minimised of the past did many a creel, t11 lest thing to Ireland, and allowed m.ay to he done. We wish to undo that, awd malt • yes preerievies, rick and powerful as ownulvsa Set• 'ter said the susperfs would he rwleaud as soon as the outrages seabed. The ad- ds was listened to with deep attention. and merited a prnMand sensation !— The pbv.io!..gical effects of warm and cold laths arc thus noted by a writer in an English medical journal : Warm baths produce an effect upuu the skin directly .uutrary) to that whish is br..u,gbt about by culd water. The cu- taneous remade dilate immediately under the influence of the heat, and, although the dilation is 1 (lowed by a contraction this 0,,e -,.....tion is seldom excessive, and the ult.,wte result of a warm bath is w inertia-, the cutaneous circulation. The Rupe and respiration are both quickened 1:1 ti a cold bath. The warm bath increases the tempera- ture of the body, and, by leseenin$ the necessity for the internal production of heat, it deere.ws the call which is made upon certain of the vital processes, and enables life to be sustained with a Zees expenditure of fpree. While • cold Loth causes • certain stiff nets of the muscles if continued tots long, a warts) bath relieves stiffness and fatigue. 'rho final effect of both hot and cold baths, if their temperature be moderate, is the saute, the difference being, to use the words of Braun, that "cold refreshes by stimulating the functions, heat by physically facilitating them, and in this lies the important differences between the culd water system and the thermal ul.•de of treatment. Wenn and Mild Saabs. Shaving Statute. In a Parliament held at Trim by John Talbot, Earl of Shrewsbury,then Lord Lieutenant, A.D. 1447, 26 Henry VI., it was enacted, "That every Irishnun most keep his upper lip shaved, or else be used as an Irish enemy." The Irish at this time were much attached to the national foppery of wearing'inoustaches, the fash- ion then throughout Europe, and for more than two centuries after. The un- fortunate Paddy, who became an enemy fur his beard, like an enemy was treated ; for the treason could only be pardoned by the surrender of his land. Thus two benefits accrued to the King, his enemies were diminished, and his followers pro- vided for ; many of whose descendanta enjoy the confiscated properties to this day, which may appropriately be desig- nate.) hair -breadth estates. The effects of this; statute because so alarming that the people submitted t.. the English re- volutionary rano, and found it more convenient to resign their beards than their lands. The itgrarian law was re- pealed by 11 Charles I., after existing 200 years. —Notes and Quer See. Few people outside the ring have any idea how important a tart the "astrolo- gers" and "clairvoyants" play in the stock markets. In Washington the famous Madame Russ is said to have as clients leading politicians and financiers whose names are familiar (rem one end of the land to the other. In New Fork another sorceress has the reputation, at least, advertising all the important ven- tures of Vanderbilt, Jay Gould, and others; while the Boston stock market is according to rumour, controlled by an astrologer who casts remarkable horo- scopes. The most astonishing feature et this is the standing and character of the clients of these; clever charlatans. Mets of great shrewdness and sense in many other platters are RR completely Loehr the domain of this supersitwn en are the naked savages of Bengal sir Tihiti. TIte witch of Endor would cou'nanda pri.ic.•- ly income in Boston for the inhabitants of the modern es of the Ancient Athens "are in all things too euperstitieus. PMapkat l n Is a wonderful thing, yet so natural, so reasonable. Why 1 If you have feel- ings of geneness; to weak and dragging to rally; too nervous to sleep; anappe- tite hardly sufficient to keep lady and soul together: headache, with bins across the back; the whole system relax- ed; perhaps coughs end sore lungs; and will use one to six bottles of Dr. G. L. Austin's Phosphatine as the case may demand; it will not fail to make you an enthusiastic friend. Why de we say thus 9 Because Phpephatine s'tppliee a want, the eery properties the system i.laei- ing and yearning for. It is not a medi- cine, but nutriment instantly converted into blood, bone and tisane. It is ale". delicious to the taste. Try it. The re- sult is as certain as that cause and effect go hand in hand. All dtiuggists. L"w- DttN & Co., Sole agents for the Douai nion, 66 Front St. East, Toronto. For apt affections of the Chest, Luncs and Throat, use Dr. Carson's Pulmon- ary Cough Drops. They speedily core Coughs, Colds Influenza, Hoarseness, Bronchitis, &c. As an expectorant the Cough Drops are unequalled, lo.renang phlegm very readily. George Rhyne.. agent, Goderich. Krim es --"T ," the new and exquisite little gem for the teeth and breath, has a beautifully plated metal screw top. Try a 6 cent sample. /Paw et reef. All persons wishing to test the ments ..f a great remedy -one that will positively cure Consumption, Coughs, Colds, Asthrla, Bronchitis, or any affection of the Throat and Lungs—are requested WWI at voer drug store and get • trial bottle of br. King New Discovery for Consumption, free of cowl, which will show you what a regular dollar -size bottle will do. A Senees1 wempede. Never was there such a rush for Drug Stores as is now at ours for a Trial Am tie of Dr. King's News Discovery f. r Consumptinn, Coughs and Golds All palms &filleted with Asthma, Bronchi tis, Hoarsens, Revere Coughs, or any election of the Throat and Lungs, can �a trial bottle of this great remedy , by calling at your drug store Weenie's Tree Ireeed. A friend in need is • friend indeed. This mime sen any. especially when as- sistanee, is rendered when nneisimply af- dieted with disease, more psrticvlarly those oomplalr.ta and weaknesses so common to oar female population. Seery woman should know that Electric Bitten are woman's true friend, and will positively .sere.e her le health, even when all Wier remedies fail, A single trial al- ways M 4o the tpeetell aste .nd Aly weft Mee . M. a bottle. Rnld 1y all drugs -iota tiewetfy.r laws. We call the special attention of post• Nesters and subscribers to the following synopsis of the newapa er laws : 1. A pustntasteS a expuired to give Sy letter (retain tg a )beeper does not answer the law! when a subscriber doer nut take his paper out of the office, and state the resents for its not being taken. Auy neglect to do so makes the post/meter responsible to he publishers fur payment. If any person enters his paper dis- continued, he must lay all arrearage, •.r the publisher may continue to send it until payment Is made, and collect the whole amount, whether it be taken frum the office or not. There oan be no legal discoutinwwco until the payment is made. 3. Any person who takes a paper from the p ust-ince, whether directed to his name or another, or whether he has sub- scribed or not, is responsible for the pay. 4. if a subscriber orders his taper to be stopped at a certain time, and the publisher amitinuee to send, the sub- ecnter is bound to fay for it if he takes it out of the pert -office. This proceeds upon the ground that a nun must pay fur what he uses. 5. The carts have decided that refus- ing to take a newspaper and periodicals from the poet-otlice, or removing and leaving them uncalled for, is rim' facia evidence of intentional frau tiaeitea'a eru/ra Kai e.l The lest salve in the world for cuts, Bruises, Morax. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sire., Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Gents, and all Skin Eruptions and positively cures Piles. It is guar- anteed to rive perfect satisfaction or money refs;l.:ed. Price 26 cents per box. For sole by o.11 druggists. Nature, atter alt, is the great physi- cian. She hides a:l the secrets of health within her bawd, 'onerous brunt, and man needs but to g•• to her intelligently for his every need. The disci very o.1 the great Cough Remedy, BRAY'S STarP or Rim Sritutit (lute, is ail apt illustra- tion of this. Aa a cure for Cet.ghs, Colds, Loss of Voice and H•araenees it stands unrivalled, while its low price and readiness of access place% it within the reach of a'I. 'fly it and be cdtvinced. All chemists keep it in 26 and 60 -cent bottles.- Rd The Great Atnerioan Bemedy for CO U(. H&, COLD$ ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS LOSS OF VOICE, HOARSENESS AND THROAT AFFECTION& Prepared frogs Pllaswaerans=.effus Tames efw o whine of from tt�RdSpryer btn.Wweowste°'eef --,eraoe1 dart rib Mast e11/now maks Gums for Jllsaismsipe.io«.. Decry are P w tate has Saint alike e.ow• Serfs, ,el fade of the Spero.. and the Paseo 4s. eases of Leap Dia (Oat. Pa hamar hhe phg.e alve .eemma their e o a- orwp(We to woods ��.o��o� ep.fn. and ander thaw fo trials a tea sonde from the Spruce Itegte. GRAY'S SYRUP or RED prepare - tittle the (Pam attar eepirate& sad .11 ifs eat 4°.sa- nolle, ar fawl°1oi bah s ssrM p ropart/r are per rex. syr` ..r4 pro - SPRUCE a a a if a quantity y t / e ad Qs. too r apt.a ao.ef.ow. GUM. Its remarkablepower in relieving certain forms of Bronchitis, and its almost specific elect in curing ob- stinate hacking Cougha,is note well known to the public at large. Sold by all respstlMk °Remold& Preto, ti .sd 10 °Meta . heal.. The mord. "Syrup of Red /prase awe" son.ri hrs err Asple..red T+ada Nark, sad our scrapper well abate are aim reptebrei KERRY, WATSON. R CO., whoum..i. Sole Pro rldors .sed Mswgtbd A Downes. Cow►unrrs ..d Acumen' estiek HAoyAsa's Ysuow Oa is boat M eve es wane either la iYeM or �saner. TAmI IIT MKir PSI Clove, COUGHS, ClAsiPS, DORS rw'OLT, ADTW, COLDS, Ise Attila@ IXTIIISLLY 1111 lazvxArIaM, XIUSALOLI CHILBLAINS, CALLOUS LU)r!S •IIHLLarodS, Imre Aorta%, HALLS, rimer I1TW Ltim►ItS, cos", 001r1lACATON* aryls)), LUMBAGO, mat DI4111W, PRIXl'NBACK SPRAINS, PAIN as AIDA Isa Lwry batt g..eaad le glee _Nett res .w tsosay eetYlsdad. MI.I S v m IAM @@(TIL PSN fele T. MUM= 00., PTepHstoss TOfOMTO. 01r. s�rn�iz. AT THE OLD STAND. D. C. STRLc$a HA$ a[MUN[L Mie GROOEP ' BU IN MESS To the old stand In the Albion Hlock, formerly oceupi• ►) ►lm, where he wUl be please W weloome all hie old customers and the public g" •• rally. A large quantity of NEW, FRESH OR(uC RIES AS (`HEAP 4•( THE (,HIAPEST. D, C_ STRAOI AN. H'U- G -H 1; U N 1.J OP iS NOW RECEIVING: Fall and Winter Goods Its t:entleluen's \1•eer, which he will nuke up in First -Claes Style at Very Low Rates. Ready -Made Clothin In Great Varlet, as usual. Call and Inspect. g, Extensive Premises and Splendid New Stock. G- BARRY CABINET MAKER AND IJMJER'FAKER , Hamilton Street, Goderich. A good assortment of Kitchen, Bed -room, Lining Room and Parlor Furniture, such as Ta bles, ('hairs their, cane and wood seetedi, Cupboards, lied -steads, Mattresses. Wash -sten Lounges, Sofas, What -Nuts, Looking Glasser. N. FL—A complete assortment of CoMns and Shrouds always on hand also Hearses for at reasonable rates. Picture Framing specialty.—A call solicited. 17M 'VAfSI EIS. TOILET SETTS, Cook Brushes and Paliimmit. of all Mods CheaP/ -- .T RHYNAS'the Druggist Prescriptions a Speciality Night Bell on the Front Door GENUINE BARGAINS. For the -teat three months 1 will sell furniture at the following prices, for cash - Low Cupboards at. 14 10 ttl*MtoD('ppboards7 10 Sofas .............. .... 12 00 Lounges from5 00 Bedsteads from. 11 775 0 up d . Fall leaf Tables at , Washstands from...... 110 eta up. Bureaus from. 00 up. Sideboards from a 50 up. Everything else at similar rates. Theme pricer' ean'1 be beaten in town. 1 invite inspection. i am bound to sell. a. 1 intend removing to ilakota in the spring. 1 have also a lot of machinery need In cabinet makttg whish 1 will sell at a very low price. ACCOUNTS. All accounts due John A. Pall and .1. G. 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