The Brussels Post, 1972-10-11, Page 2v.
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Sugar and Spice
by Bill Smiley
At Brussels Fair
There is one holiday during the year
that is truly Canadian. Period. Any
redblooded native of this fantastic country
can name it without a second thought.
Christmas and Easter are religious
holy-days that we share with all of Christ-
endom.
The Twenty-fourth of May, the Queen's
Birthday, used to be big stuff when I
was a kid, but now it is the third Monday
after the second Saturday immediately
before the first full moon, or something
of the sort.
It has gone straight downhill from fire-
crackers and shyrockets and burned fing-
ers to a sort of Opening-up-the-Cottage
day. No deviltry, no more fun than
cleaning up the cellar.
The First of July, latterly Dominion
Day, and even more latterly and slatt-
ernly, Canada Day, has degenerated into
a hot day which is shoved toward the near-
est Friday or Monday on the slightest
provocation.
Once an occasion for the planting of
trees, the flying of flags, and the baying
of speeches proclaiming our allegiance
to the Empire, it is now most notable
as the weekend nearest the opening of
the bass season.
Then there once was the Twelfth of
July, when Protestants and Catholics alike
turned out to watch The Walk, make
snide comments about King Billy and his
horse and inspect with a critical eye
the red-faced, straw-hatted Orangemen,
and smell the hot-dogs and beer, and thrill
to the squealing .of fifes and the rattle
and thump of drums.
I'll never forget one Twelfth, in which
an Irish Catholic, who had joined a
Scottish regiment, led the Orange par-
ade, in kilts, and my kid brother, about
15, made five dollars playing the bass
drum for (I thing) Dalhousie Corners,
which had found itself with two fifers
and a drum, but no drummer. That
was real Canadiana.
And the speeches. Boys, didn't they
lace it to the Pope. Almost as hard
as modern R.C. theologists and Women's
Libbers do.
All gone. All that good, harmless
hatred and intolerance sunk beneath our
growing sophistication and tolerance. Who
would dare, today, to stand up on a plat-
form in a broiling July 12th sun and attac k
the Papacy, the French and anything el se
he could get his tongue to, while the loc-
als rolled their eyes with delight, and
sweated by the bucket?
Next ( at least in some provinces ),
is Civic Holiday, the first Monday in
August. This, too, has become a dog
of the first water. Originally a day
set aside for civic pride and the be-
ginning of Old Home Weeks and such,
it has become a day when the local ser-
vice club runs its annual skin game,
whether it's a tombola, or a massive
bingo or some other form of harmless
blood-letting. Blood equalling money,
Pity.
And, of course, Labour Day. In the
larger cities, there is still a small contin-
gent which will march with banners,an-
nouncing that Branch 49 of the Union of
CWAF or HIC or WHAP or BUNK is
still carrying the flag and fighting the
good fight against the toils of that an-
aconda, Big Business.
But this is a little hard to take.
Originally, there was immense pride in
this day, which was wrested from the
vested. But today, Canadians who know
that the unions are just as big as, or
bigger than, Big Business, sensibly pur-
sue some other entertainment, like grab-
bing one more weekend in the fun and
sun.
Well, as you can see, I've been lead-
ing you relentlessley and inexorably to-
ward the only holiday that grabs Can-
adians right where they live, whether
it's in the head or the bowels. Thanks-
givingl Talk about flags and speeches and
drum-rolls. We don't even have to lay
them on. Nature does it all for us.
The flags are not the Union Jack or
the Fleur de Lis or the Hammer and
Sickle. They are a blaze of scarlet
and gold that don't speak, but quell the
human heart in their magnificence.
And, paradoxically, they speak. They
say , ',You'll never see anything like
this, anywhere else in your life, buster."
And the drums roll, over golden valleys
and blue water and purple haze, until
you want to weep with the thought that
all this cannot last.
And the ducks duck, and the fish
fly away, and the golf shot goofs, but
you have had the unparalleled privilege of
being a Canadian at Thanksgiving.
Did you give thanks to whatever your
god is? Did you say a little litany be-
cause the Canadians weren't disgraced in
° nd Russia, a fought their good fight. And
foght. And foght.
Happy to be alive? Healthy? Old
but not licked? Young but not confused?
Give thanks, chaps. We're mighty, mighty
lucky.
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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1972
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Where the haulms go
We complain about taxes and the
amount each of us is called on to
pay out of our income for govern-
ment services.
At this election time increasing
reference is made to'the tax bite
of the federal government without
realizing that what appears to be a
federal tax is in fact to a great
extent a payment to the'province.
We tend to think that because the
federal government collects our
taxes it retains all the money.
This, of course, is not the case.
"How your tax dollar is spent
1972-73" is the title of an interest-
ing booklet issued by the Federal
Treasury Board.
In a chart 'prepared by the Board,
comparisons are made between expen-
ditures made in 1964-65 and 1972-73,
revealing some interesting facts.
Total spending by the Government in
1964-65 was $7.2 billion. Eight
years later that has -climbed to
$15.7 billion - over double.
While some people continually
complain with some -justification
that welfare costs have escalated
it is interesting to note that 24
cents out of every dollar goes in
that direction now while 25 cents
was allotted in 1964-65. Economic
development and support now re-
quires 14 cents out of every dollar
compared to 11 cents back in '64.
Interest on the public debt now
requires 14 cents as compared to
15 cents eight years ago:
Fiscal transfer payments to the
provinces have risen from five
cents to eight cents during the
eight year period while spending on
transportation and communications
has slid from 11 cents to seven
cents.
Internal overhead expenses such
as government office space, pension
contributions, etc., has risen froM
four to six cents per dollar and
general government services such as
administration of justice, tax col-
lection, Parliament,-etc., has gone
up one cent from four to five.,,Edu-
cation assistance has risen from
0.4 to four cents and foreign af-
fairs has gone from two to three
cents while culture and recreation
remains the same at two cents.
The figures reveal not only a
change in priorities but emphasize
the extent to which money collected
by Ottawa assumed substantial pay-
ments for education which previously
had been the sole responsibility of
the provinces.
Taxes at any time and under any
circumstances are burdensome but
in considering them we should re-
member what they provide and the
level of government that is respon-
sible for spending them.