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BRUSSELS
ONTAf IO Wednesday, March 8, 1.972
Serving Brussels and the Surr(Nndin,4β community
published each Wednesday afternoon at Brussels, Ontario
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Early Area Stone Crusher
Sugar and Spice
by Bill Smiley
It's only a matter of time. In the past
generaticni, Joe Nobody. you and I, have
suffered from every conceivable type of
strike that the warped little human mind
can .(.1nceive.
You name it; from duck-wallopers to
doctors, from technicial.s to teachers,
everybody seems to have had a whack at
trying to strangle a fto,y more bucks or
privileges out of the innocent by-stander.
That's you and I.
I'm getting pretty sour about the whole
nonsense. Somehow, I can't fathom either
the economics of the ethics of a man who
is worth 51.25 an hour, and is getting
5'2.75, demanding that he be paid 54.00
and another 52,00 in fringe benefits.
Strikes are annoying. frustrating and
usually pointless, in these lays. The
worker gets a raise and it takes him .two
years to get back to \vhere he was, finan-
cially. The employer merely raises his
prices, or taxes. The rest of us get it
in two painful places; the neck and the
pocket-book.
But that's all common knowledge,
and beside the point. One of these fine
days. the most potent work force in the
country is going to realize what a power-
ful weapon is the strike. and hit the
picket line. .
When it does, we'll look back with
nostalgia and longing to the good old
days when a strike merely meant you
couldn't take that trip, or there was a
shortage of sanitary napkins, or some
similar calamity was thrust upon us.
That will be the day the housewives
of the country. inflamed by Women's Lib,
rlttll husbands . and rotten .kic18, walk out
the doors demanding more money, better
working conditions. and vast fringe
benefits.
That will be' a day that will make the
present vast tie-ups due to strikes look
like tiddley-winks. That will be a day
that might signal the end of civilization
as we know it..
I'm not kidding, and I'm definitely not
exaggerating. If the housewives of this
nation withdrew such elementary items
as cooking and cleaning, sex and sewing
from our lives, the whole foundation of
our society would collapse.
Not immediately, of course. For
perhaps two days, husbands would chortle.
;,She'll soon come around, She know ..v her,
she has a good thing.'' And kids would
roar with laughter, βIs your old lady on
this strike kick too',' It's a riot. But
she won't last, She needs us.''
After a week, the comments would
change tone. Ilusbands; .'What the hell is
wrong with that crazy woman? given
her the best years of my life.'' And kids;
'Look, if she doesn't come back, she's in
for trouble. I haven't had a. de,ient meal
or a clean pair of socks for lays. And
Dad is getting nasty. Wants me to do the
dishes anI garbage like that."
In two weeks the innocent bystanders"
would be on their knees. And the garbage
would be up to their knees.
Husbands: "Listen, kid. You go out
and tell your mother that I'll give 1.e:
eiOt. no. ten dollars a month to blow on
herself. Sky's the limit." Kids; ',Lis-
ten Dad , this is all your fault. we
need that woman, even if she is only our
mother. All our buttons are off, anti the
sink's full of dishes. and the dishes are
full of crud."
In a month, the hospitals and the
mental institutions would be overflowing.
The take-home chicken joints and the
delicatessens would be booming, but the
supermarkets would be heading for bank-
ruptcy. Family axe-murders would be so
common they wouldn't even rate two
inches on Page 38.
There's only one thing that will prevent
this catastrophe. As we all know, house-
wives are extreme individualists They
can't even agree on the texture of toilet
paper. How could they agree on such
delicate matters as fringe benefits2.Some
would want forty cents to sew on a button;
others Would settle for a quarter.
And if they did form a union, it would
take them twelve years to draw up the con-
stitution, and everyone would want to be
preSident.
So relax, you neglectful husbands and
demanding kids. We're probably safe. But
give the whole idea a long, deep thought.
Generation Gap
The "generation gap" becomes
more comprehensible when we con-
sider information gathered by
Richard Carrington: "If the earth's.
history could be compressed into a
single year, the first eight months
would be completely without life,
the next two would see only the
most primitive creatures, mammals
wouldn't appear until the second
week in December, and no Homo Sap-
iens until 11:45 on December 31.The
entire period of man's written his-
tory would occupy the final 60 sec-
onds before midnight."
A middle-aged person today can
remember his father starting out at
a job from six a.m. to six p.m.six
days a week and putting aside a
little each week for a possible
time of unemployment or sickness
and for his old age. Yet he looks
at his son who confidently looks
for a four day work week with a
full week's pay, full pay' for un-
employment and payment of all hOs-
pital and doctor's bills.
Add to that the fact that the
middle-aged person today spans the
era that saw the greatest changes
in scientific and technical ad-
vancement. ,His memory goes back to
the time when there were no radios,
while his son cannot picture a
world without satelites and T.V.
instant news.
Rather than wonder at the mis-
understanding between the generat-
ions we should perhaps wonder that
they understand each other at all.
The necessity for understanding
falls hardest on the old since they
are set in their ways and resent
change, yet they are the ones who
must go more than half-way since it
is almost impossible for the young
to find understanding for those who
resent progress, or who cannot
understand and use the new invent-
ions of the age.
If we could join our experience
and understanding and their en-
thusiasm and knowledge we could
overcome the problems of the present
and leave to them a heritage of
which we could be proud and of
which they would have no fear.
(Exeter Times Advocate)
To the Editor
Saving Pictures
Sir;
1 enjoy the new format of the post
and am making a scrap book of the
pictures of Brussels:
I did not get a copy of Feb. 9. Would
you please send it to me. I hate to miss
any.
Thanks and good success with your
paper.
...
Mrs, A.H.Sauder,
21 st.David's St.
Thorokl, Ontario. β4 4, .4. . .4 .4 .44,4,4 4...4.4.44. -.4 .4-4.4 . . .