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The Brussels Post, 1971-11-18, Page 3the way they oil. it Mr, deer caw at Frank from behind, knocked the gun out of his hands and then pnt the hoofs to him, kicked him all over the swamp and then strolled haughtily away, Another version is that Frank sat down on an old brown stump to roll a. al ette. The stump raised up throwing Frank about ten feet from his gun and then ran to join other deer.. Frank may have been a. bit stupid but 110 can still tell a partridge from a turkey gobbler. Twenty-five years ago a bunch of boys from Brussels went on a hunting rip to Bannners Roost. near Trout; Creek, Parry sound District, All we're experienced hunters but one was a bit reek- less. Let's call hint Mr. X. Mr X hunted by sound rather than by sight. If a woodpecker started pecking Mr. X would start shoot. Ca works I+ Manpower and immigration Otto Lang, Minister Main-d'oeuvre et Immigration Otto Lang,Ministre TAD 1111110111141 PO11% anima oriiimo 'Tattui3DAy, QY, lstb, GENTLEMEN'S CLUE NEWS ITEMS Who stole that Dinger out of the Donger, or should it be who stole the. sponger out of the Dinger who Mole the bell, whose gonna tell. The hunting season is over' and a good deal; Of argument whether we should' have had an open deer season or not: One thing the tele- scopic sight is not sportsmanship. It's plain murder and should' he banned, I believe in giving the hunted animals a chance. That is why I done all my shouting from, tee 4in. If I saw a deer that Wasn't on, the, jump, I would „yell shoo, f31100, almost as load as Len Lamont when he is getting licked: at a EUchre party. If he didn't take off. I would throw stones at him till he did. I held my fire un- til he was well over a hundred yards. I don't believe in taking advantage of a poor defenseless animal. The wolves are the only critters that have smartened up. Years ago all a man had to do to get out of their way was to climb a tree, they soon would go leave. Now they go and get a beaver who cuts the tree down and there's one less man to pollute their territory. The bear gets a -.bad name but if you leave him or her alone they mind their own business. I never hunted lions but I still like the story about the Irishman who was out on a Lion t hunt. They all went to the pub for a few drinks but the Irishman said no. Booze always makes me too brave, so nothing doing. I also like the one about the missionary in Africa who came face to face with a huge lion on a narrow path. The missionary got down on his knees to pray and the lion lay down too and put his paws over his head. The missionary said, what a miracle, to think you also have 'religion and the lion said, please be quiet while I'm saying grace. The ugliest, the most homely the most brainlese things the Lord has put on earth is the hippoto- amus and Ivan. Campbell. The only animal on earth that has no voice is the giraffe. Too bad they hadn't been given a little more and women a little less. The meanest is the wolverine, who will tear to piece,s all the fur hearing animals in yetir trap, destroy all your food by spraying it with its own body excretions. The camel can go nine days with- out drink. Eight and one half days longer than the most men around here. They tell, that Frank Alcock was Very unfortunate the' past hunt- ing season. However thi s story was told me by Hi Rutledge and 'John Clark. I wouldn't say they are the biggest liars in Brussels so will just Say they will never tell the truth when a lie will do just as -well, with vivid imagina. tions, and what one can't. think of the other one will It seems Frank had been hunting all day and was very tired. His feet dragging and his head hanging with eyes almost ,closed. His rear end about four feet behind when a big buck deer Saw the plight he was in. Well! The Federal Government is putting 498 ,"^ million dollars to work, through a series of specific programs, to help create jobs for Canadians. This message is designed to . give yOu program details. WORKING TOGETHER WITH THE INDIVIDUAL We're encouraging you to act on your own initiative or through local governrr)ent, local organizations and service groups to come up with iideas for our Local Initiatives Program. For example, you may wish to develop a daycare centre in your town or any number of services that will make your community a better place. There's also a Training-on-the-Job Program that will work through business and industry to expand opportunities for those who are unemployed or have little work experience. If you have some basic experience, we've extended the Canada Manpower Training Program to help provide you with additional learning. WORKING TOGETHER WITH BUSINESS. AND INDUSTRY There's a program of tax incentives or direct payments to employers to encourage them to add.trainees to their staffs through tneTraining-on-the-Job Program.This will help the trainee get work experience that he can use in many jobs. WORKING. TOGETHER WITH THE MUNICIPALITIES The foundation of all municipal' activity is the previously mentioned Local Initiatives Program.This will help you support and spur community projects that will give jobs to people in your community who find them- selves unemployed. WORKING TOGETHER WITH THE PROVINCES Obviously, the municipal Local Initiatives Program will tie in closely with the Provinces. lug at the first peck and peck away 'till his rifle was emptied in that direction, The third day he was later returning to camp. It was long after dark and the boys were a bit uneasy. Finally Watt Scott went out and started down the: trail. They met about 100 yards from. camp. Says Mr. X, is Praileie Duncan in yet, the answer yes. Is Alex Rutledge home? same answer, yes. Says Walter, every. So will our Special Development Loans Program that will finance new capital works projects. We'll be speeding up mortgage approvals through the Central Mortgage and Housing Corporation to get homes, student housing and sewage treatment projects Under way, We also will be making, loans to exhibi- tion commissions, boards and associations to get you working on multi-purpose fair and trade buildings. WORKING TOGETHER WITH FEDERAL WORKS On our level, we'll be working to give you more job opportunities on maintenance and improvement activities on Federal build- ings; transportation facilities; forest and park projects; and many others., WHERE IT ALL WORKS TOGETHER The job starts at your Canada Man- power Centre. For advice and assistance on any of the programs that you feel apply to you or your community, contact your local. Canada Manpower. Centre. They'll be happ to help you with all the information they have, When Canadians get involved together, Canada works, one is here and aeeouhted for, Then says Mr, .X., liy Heaven's I've shot a deer, Truthfully Yours, T. K. F. Just about time you teach your kids that you can't put more in a container than it will hold, along eontes a woman in slacks.