The Huron Signal, 1881-06-17, Page 71HEHURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY, JUNE 1i, 18 81.
Fun anb Fancy.
"There's no place like home" repeated
He*peck, 1 elking at a mutt ,, and
he heartily aide 1, "I m glad the: .1 isn't.
"The day wore on,"says ;lLhe Imtt•ata e.
Well, what did it wuarf "R'ore the close
of the day, cat uourw," is the response
of &c,utewpuFuy•
Texan society is agitated over the
q uestiwt of whether car nut the gna.lu at
a wedding should wear his revolver lilt
outside or inside his dresacoat.
A Montana Indian, who 'lit convict-
ed of murder, expressed his opinion of
the lawyer who defended hire with de-
licious frankness : "Lawyer t w much
talk' heap fowl'"
The New Haven R •;Bahr has cola•s to
the conclusion that the mien's greatest
mission is to bring apoput Marriage en-
ementa and give the asparagus erTp e
start.
A newspaper roan, in pu;t:r1, on :lis
last year's white vest, found a roll of
bills in one of the pockets, aaounting by
$120, which he ha 1 entirely fang psych.
1' t;. --None of thele were rxei;'exl.
The man who, while sufferii, fro .t •t
first-rate toothache, has a etude r.nil a
pleasant word for everyteely he meets
may :tot be a Christian, pit :tit chances
fur salvation are Al.
fiords of liiisbom.
There is ro trait re valuable than a
dtteruinatiun to persevere wnen tae
right things is to be accomplished.
Honest and urageuus people l.;.ve
very little to saabout either their
courage cat hon ty. The suit has ne
need to I,,,ast of his brightness, net the
croon of her effuigenoe. r
In the commission of evil fear no set
et much as thine own self. Another is
but one witness against thee; thou art a
thousand. Another thou ivayest avoid,
but thyself thvu caust nut.
Carlyle sty' that one cann.,1 move a
step without meeting u duty, and that
the fact of mutual helplessness is proved
by the :ery fact of tine's existence. Nu
man liveth to himself, and 1.0 uian taeth
to himself.
Men's feelings are alw.,ys pvrst and
um st glowlig in the hour .if meeting and
"f fare well; like the glaciers, whicu are
trimly:treat and r,sy-hued only at sun-
rise and sauset, but throughout the day
gray and cold.
The elit•ir of the H r .e ti.r. R t.i•i
hem want to call on his girl, when he
saw en the front steps a sign which said,
"Beware of the paint." He went away
sighing. /1I never before knae that she
painted. "'
Greece has only tied guiles of railway,
and when a farmer's cow breaks a leg,
he often has to carry her a long distance
to get to the track and leave her there,
so he can obtain pay forher. it's awful-
ly unhandy.
Telling the truth: "What beautiful
hair that young lady has," remarked
Junes, in a half audible tone. "Yes,'
replied Pinicrey, "but it isn't hers." - lir who in a melancholy fancy uses some-
" Tis false : oris l the lady, suddenly thing lice a face on the wall or wainscot,
a
When we are young we .a.:..ate a great
deal of time in imsginiug what we will
do when we grow older, and we are old
we waste an equal amount d time in
wondering why he waited to long before
we begun to do anything.
He who is passionate and hasty is
generally honest. It is your old dis-
sembling hypocrite of whom you should
be aware. There's no deception u1 a
bull -dog. It is only a cur that sneakes
up and bites you when your back is
turned.
We are born in hope; we pass our
childhood in hope; we are governed by
hope through the whole course of our
lives; and in our last momenta hope is
flattering to us, and not till the beating
of the heart shall cease will its benign
influence leave us.
Imaginary evils soon become real ones
by indulging o,ur reflections on thein; as
ltrreeCocoa.--unci..11 c1,.••wuCossrotaTixu-
' Hy • thorough kaowledae et the natural
lees which govern the operatlutu of dtsfeeUwi
and nutrition, and by r careful appllchtiun of
the tins properties of well-aeleco d Cucua. Mr,
Hipp* has provided our bruakfeat tables with a
delicately flavoured beverage which may tlr1e
us many Leavy duetoe'a bUlr. It is by the judl-
c t:Iona use ei stain articles of diet that a outs -
it ntutlhn may be eiery l,cullscy until strong
enough to resist sissy t ndeucy to disease.
Hundreds of subtle its are hunting
amend us ready to attack here%er there is a
weak point. We Bury escape mane r fatal
start by keeping ourselees will fottilted with
pure blood Slid r properly nourished townie."
-OW Service Gazette. -Sold only In I'w•keta
IabtUed Jamas 1c:1.1',4 .1` Go.. liommototble
Chem lat Loudon. Eng." --Aho makers of
Eppe's to iilse:Iwe ter atten.o•,n use.
1761
new le Get Bleb.
The great secret of obtaining riches, u
titat to practice economy, and as g,•"d
call Deacon Snyder says, "It used to
worry the life out of rue to pay en'nu-
uus doctor's bills, but now I have 'struck
is rich.' Health and ha pines reign
supreme m our little household, and all
simply because we use no other medi-
cine but Electric Bitters, and only cults
fifty cents a bottle." Sold by K Jor-
dan •�
facing the rude fellow..
One day a rich banker said, pompous-
ly, in the presen it Dents the elder: -
'All artists must be hard up, I fancy."
"Oh sir," said Dumas, deprecatingly,
"that is a sweeping assert:un. It is Iia if
I should pay, 'All banker' must be lilies,
I tangy.' "
A wealthy Chicle?'• grain ulerlhant,
now in Europe, was examining.. la paint-
ing of a heavy thunder and rain stone.
"D., you call that from nature 1" he
asked. "Certainly." replied the agent.
"Well. he must have been a fool to sit
in a spout like that."
A gentleman addresses another gentle-
- man, whom he doesn't know, at a party: an eternal grinder of common place and
"This affair is awfully stupid; let's go
Pretentious noise, like a man p aymg on
out and take a drink. ' "I would like p
to do it," was the reply, "but I can't a hurdy-gurdy; Coleridge, talking in a
leave veru well." "Why not 1" "Why; maudlin sleep an infinite deal of nothing;
you see I ant the one that is giving the Wordsworth, stooping to extract a spir-
itual tatsup from mushrooms which
l'erty were little better than toadstools; John
The colored people of Little Kock are
Wilson, taken to presiding at Nodes
divided RS to the needs of the soil. One and painting haggises in Hood; Peel, a
congregation has been r outs for rain plausible fox; John Wilson Croker, an
while the other for wetueel sun- unhanged hound; Lord John Russell, a
shore. The minister o.f the district turnspit of good pedigree; Lord
sent the following note to the people "f
Melbourne, a monkey; "These
be
the dry: "You folks oughterbe ahauted the gods, Oh Israel 7" Others oc-
of o yourselves. This cross -cut pray in'is cu ped in undertakings as absurd as to
enough to get the Lard w bothered that seek to suck the moon out of the sky;•
he don't know what to do.''this wind -bag yelping for liberty to the
negro, and that other for the improve-
Tite nuorher Dey ams the Baker'. sari. 1nlent of prison -all sham and imposture
together-a grant lie -which may soon
It is down in the yeast hart of the t ,down to hell fire.
'city. He was a burly butcher -boy ;she was g'
the pie-ous daughter of a German baker
next door, with eyes like currants and ' , :t CLaROYMAN a CALL -A good story
her yellow hair twisted on the back of ' is toid of Dean Stanley, who travelled
her head like a huge cruller. They and a*ively i:alf aghruuo. Hhete was spending States a tear
he
can, by two or three touches with a le:
pencil, snake it look visible, and agree-
ing with what he fancied.
He who orders all his doing* accord-
ing to the will of God, without asking or
caring -what Others think, may often be
spoken tf by the world as sial le and
stupid; but in the end, he wins the es-
teem and confidence of the world itself,
and the approval and peace id God.
FLOWERS AND PLANTS.
ALEX& WATSON
Th �t Aseerioon X
COUGHS, COLDS A19T A,
BRONCR'ITI8, LOSS OF
VOICE, HOARSENESS AND
THROAT AFFECTIONS. tt
oleos- 1~serr�
•,a- rbid• l aur
•
treemoss tomcats waive Owe for
Florist. South street, wishes to intursu the
peupleon hand a splendid sesotrtment thaty. hea has
Porlestu
Bawp arts
it/ the wow
I GRAY'S
deelba ef-
fsets of the
/prom
tied tae
Noes so
rates of
Law DU.
B EAUTIFU FLOWERING PUNTS
of almost every variety, and also a choice
collection of
BIDbINO PLANTS, AND SHRUBS,
and all kinds of
QBI.}ET.&BI PLbNTt3
in their atsson. The public are cordially in-
vited to examine the ttotk. Renumber that
the earliest purchasers have the best choice.
ALEX. WATSON, South St.
P. S.—dlsofor sale, aheating
eatf &1'$tus,
foit-
ahie for atttateurs, consisting
inch popes, and expansion tank. 1781.
too Prase
the pais/
Mrs -
tarty rsemi
taelr cow-
er pett4+te goafet
order t
to drlwa
Lot
eutie
fre.w the
Rprecs
lyrlyl� w AsslablUfl..
Carlyle's strung point was certainly
not amiability. Here are some 0 his
opinions: "Sir Walter Scott, a toothless
retailor of old wives' tables; Brougham,
1a61 NEVA FRMTS.fL
SYRUP
car
RED
le tale
fee•w
lea tae
Chem •eonIts
•
wt
mons, Ito-
=rya
sb.8.2
•N pre
e sd
Jay &are
eaR $rG
SPRUCE
GUM.
• ee rater,
u Mit\ ON
a a r s
'quantity
ofthe -west
'ricked
OeA loo
o ewple to
eo,elww.
Its remarkable power in relieving
certain fermi of Bronchitis, and its
almost speci&c erect in curing ob-
stinate hacking Coughs, is now trell
icor n to the public at large.
Soul by all re.pect•ber o8.austs. Prise, 11 ce•t
A seat. a . '• S. Pond SGem"
The rest. " Syrup N
tate our lleyietr nd Thule Marl,aaJ ou.
arid, &bel. are oleo rrgd.terrd.
KERRY lir: t ?'.SOV et l 'U.•
traoleeok D. -mocker,
Sok Propelet.,re Waal yu..V,ru _
NEW VALENCIA.S,
NEW LAYERS,
NEW 'CrRi..N TS,
S. S. ALMONDS,
WALN CT: ,
FILBERTS,
•
CHESS? T -TS.
leaned toward each other ever the
bate of the separating railing. He was
casting sheep's eyes et her, while hers
were turned to him with a provoking
roll.
to
night with some New England friends,
and desired to be called at an early
hour in order to proceed on his journey.
The task was assignee to a y e -
t ' LAKE SUPERIOR ICI
TROUT, WHITE FISH & HERRING.
Air- SALT WATER 'ti;
HERRING AND CODFISH.
ALSO, A LARGE AW.RTME'T ter
:t you are amen
. 10
aaF,k car i .. tee .
't. d•.::
etu,a.:Lrt. Mc* Ln,
it maws -
dad or stair, r %:'.m
po.�rb.alta.: -•: —+
s,ar, nay 1. ft ; p
whetir:tr ye•i t:nl1110eAte -,1
cat a ..:._
wi:nuai••,. ,.,.
. ittera.'
L*avelellc.
W. a'.0 ♦ .. 1
w■r.sa: .t ....
;gotta, L.,*
of
• els, el en
i.c: itis> -iia
Too wltlb
Hop c.
H:
l: r'aury
men of MA -
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1...tomrT:,.•.. .
ere. ate -me'.•
ANCHOR LINE.
UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMERS
Hail evert Saturday.
HEW YORE TO GLASGOW
CABIN flee to See tlT[ZRAO1t iso'
These etesmendo sot carry cattle, sheep or piss
NSW YORK TO LONDON DIRECT.
CABINS pee W PM. Excursion at Reduced
Passenger accommodations are unsurpassed.
All Staterooms oh Main lkck.
Pssseagsrs booked at lowest razes to or frost
sa itallrnad Station In Europe car America.
at lowest rates, payable 'tree of charge.)
throughout England, Stot d and Ireland.
For books of Information, plans. &c. apply
to H&, DEIN W' BROOTHEhe, 7 Bow uOUCMOS*.
Or to MRS. E. W ARNOCK.v� bion Block,
lod rich
1731
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a ��TEFtiS
FAIL.
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tt ft eta
avc,ou
life. lc .-es
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NOTICE.
Giritty up Photographing in Geed,. s.11
In returning thanks for ``part favors. would
just sal)'. them wtahing s benefit will please
notice former prices and ore.tent
•
Vreese 1.
Lite Slav Phobia. i1.8�0
11:10 Photos, - I.60
414 -
- IS
Cabinets Photo per dos.. • 3.000
Cant Photo, per dos., -
And Fealties to suit the above at
S O T T O P R I O R B-
l'ume one.Icnne alb! and bate your hearts
glsddened.by getting' good and chea1gl'
at E. L JoHNs0N'K.
175E
Former.
i4.
1.4 f
00
3.50
r.ro
AT THE OLD STAND.
D. C. STRACHAIsT
HAS Iii:eau\ Etc His
GROCERY BUSINESS
To the tolo Melcomeallhiso1 cuetunt(aawlk. �rpubli gly enerall).111Alarge . where yuautiwill
ytopleased
NEW, F IESH, GROCEItIES
LOVELL
A't
('HEAP' AS THE l'HEAPEs7'.
D. C_ STRACI - .
I HAVE BOUGHT THE
ARDWARE STOCK.
MR. D. FERC+U=,JN
VERY GREAT DISCOUNT !
Nearly all of so..it rte.. k, as well as my own original Stix k, Ivas houxbt l,rferc the ld1 ani
of Mantware. 1 am thereffore int the Count). ('aenper than 80, other
nSe
MY STOCK t Ir
Province of Ontario Directory
FOR 1881 -1882 -
TO BE PUBLISHED IN NOVEMBER 1881,
Price $5.00.
I1IR• LOVELL. at the request of several
1111 Merchanteandothersof theprovince;of
Ontario of the City of Montreal. &c„ begs
announce that his firm will publish a PRO-
VINCE OF ONTARIO DIRECTORY, in No -
'min an
Sugarsv ember next. contat g
And General f•'r•eeri'•;
CROCKERY, GLASSWARE, A N D i
CHINA.
Dr. PRICE'S Create Baking Powder.
Dr. Pal;'& ;e Lupulin Yeast Gem's- ' Cliissilled Business Directory
Alphabetical Directory
AND A THOROUGH
'a 1 �'s' i 1�' W-Vlil�l�l�t1 11��i1U�1a1�fE1 �\ l.�►��� ► Il�il,
} wbtoh I want ro run uta.' quickly.
COME OND 817Y AT s' cE PRICES AS WILL FLEASE TOLL
Fresh0-round Water Lime in Stock.
AGENT FUR BEST STEEL BARB FEM'E i( Alli.
R- W- McKENZIT
?�. N CARRIAGE WORKS.
�ve~w0
T. & J. STORY
Classified Business Directory',
of the BitainPse and I'rofeasional men in the
Cities, Towne, and Villages of Ontario. with a11
Chas A. Nairn
OY TIIE
' ITY OF MONTREAL.
C
7'lf1 .• t/; F:
1711 The same care and attention bestowed on
the Dominion and Provincial DirectorietPt of
1871 will be given to this work. subscribers
names respectfully solicited, Terms of I d-
TTarl 9' Co.vertls(ngmade known upon application.
W. S Hart (�(/ v JOHN LOVELL & BON
Montreal, Dec. I881. Publishers. 1769
PROPRIETORS OF THE
l apo mplo}
ed in the house, who was matructee ( Go�BTIch Mills
especially, that after rapp
d she.
Who is there?" he should reply, The I ,LATE PIPER
. fore -quarter Inv at th
e ■
dist itis: to -night -- ,
ten," he said.
l
''Oh doughnut ask it," said
Beg to return their 'hanks to the pnt.Lo for
yearanliberal to
slate
they are prepare?, to dduring eic o
Dean's door and hearing the question
"I make no bosses about it, said he. h
"Your not. well bread," said she. , boy, my lord," and then discharge his
"Only sweet bread," said he. I errand. The boy was there at the
"Don't egg me on;"said she.Deans room at the exact moment, and to ,
"I never saussage a girl. Dont keep I the .iuestiun "Who is there?" he answer -
me on tender h•oks,' said he, i_uite fTwor ehe r ccasiotiing atpeal he trafnsFFlaughter osition I
from the distinguished visitor. The
,Dean considered the incident a capital
one, and told .'•f it with a great deal of
I city as she.
namusement. I
" d h—-�"'--
chopfallen.
"Why don't you wear the dear flour I
gave you?"
"Pork-quiol"asked he.
"Oh, knead?" ked h
"That don
t suit me,sae e.
"You're crusty. I only wanted to
cracker joke, said she.
"You gave me a cut -the cold shoul-
der," said he.si lied
"Ah, you dont l•iaf nee," g
she. no
"Veal see. I ocleave
i a havto money andou sato
mis-steak-if y
'I can make a hen dunce,' said she. A twelve -pound California salmon he.
has
Then no more lamb-elltatloni," said been
caught
a eh in in
iiuhCummtssin, off Ce -
he. "You shall be my rib•" ere planted salmon six years ago, and
"Well dune," said she• thisisthe first evidence of the adapt-
ability of Lake Michigan to the culture
Pee Geoid I+iattillatR• I of this fish.
We advise all young people M acquire j Its Just • Devising.early in life the habit 0 using good I cure of Consumption
pap
e both in speaking and writing, For the speedy
andalso to abandon the use of slang and aorniCoughs, that neglected Colds Bron
words and phrases. The longer they
Bron -
live the more difficult the acquisition of chitis, Hay Fever, Asthma. pain in the
good language will be; and if the golden side and chest, dry hacking cough, tickl-
age of youth, the proper time for the ing in the theist, Hoarseness, Sere T r the
in 1 end all chranic or lingering abuse, the of gsngtte vi be T'on'ed theet and lungs, Da. Kiwi)! Nsw Ne-
ed
the unfortunate victim'obb of neglect- •oveaY has no equal and has established
exp ails shine n
is very pTvpb Much money
i
to btk slang far life. money is for itself a world-wide
ii dremmmrndn and ,rosy
mit necessary to procure this education. leading phys
Every person who can read has it in his I it in their practice. The formula from
power to acquire it. He has only to use which it all prepared
_to highly recommend -
the The lap
language which he reads in good td by journals.
Rooks instead of the slang which he hears: , and the press compliment it in the most
to form his taste from the best speakers ' R1 wing terms. Go to your druggist
The Listowel monthly cattle fair on
Friday was the most successful fair ever
-held, there being a number of buyers,
and the stock offered being first class.
Nearly all the stock offered was bought
ata good figure, the nttendance being
good.
a-RISMING
on the shortest notice. or for the eon' emcees
of parties living at a distance will exchange
grist& at their town store
(Lott W. 31. Hilliari'a,)
Masonic block. Plast St. Goderic•h.
;41 -Highest price paid fur wheat
and writer of the country; to note their
modes of expression; to use simple
words: to make himself acquainted with
the grammatical c.natntction of Mn-
tencee --not a very difleult task: and to
avoid pedantic precision and bombast,
which show rather the weakness of vain
ambition than the polish of an educated
mind.
and get a trial bottle for ten cents, or a
regnlar site for $1. For sale by F. Jor-
dan. Goderich.
thaerM.'sat'atra Gals..
The beet Halve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Testees, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all kinds 4 Skin
eruptions. This Halve is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction in every case of
money refunded. Price 215 cents per
hot For sale Vol F Jordan lloderiek
Record of the LYMAN Barb.
Nature, atter all, is the great physi-
cian. She hides all the secrets of health
within her broad. generous bosom, and
Hall needs ah to gointelligently
for his everyyneed The discovery ort
the great Cough Remedy, GOAT'S STRUT
or Rao Snivels Orsi, is ea apt illustra-
tion 0 this. As a cure for Cough*,
Colds. Loss et Voioe and Hoarseness it
stands unrivalled, while its low pries and
readiness 4 scow loss it within the
reset of all. Try it toad be convinced.
All chemists keep it in 25 and 5( -cent
bottles ad
FiRST PRIZES AWARIIEi) THE
"aLYDdAN"
Four -Barb Wire Fencing
at
MONTREAL.
FIVII fl4XA'tIOO
��X�U�,,TOM T
.H1O. tERHIHITIONS.
SYRACUSE, 1
DAVENPORT. it'WA.
root
I IC ELUDICEBed BUTuIOLITT
Give alt CsisprrUMr.
Tie Clog & Best Few
t t TNR
1,.\1.1e Year I
T
a4'JOHN S ON'S`LQ'
SARSAPARILLA
Ulna OOXPL I;rl, DYSPri
And for Purifying the Blood.
It has been in use for 20 yearn and Ise
tv,ved to be the beet rrerarntiott in the
mprketfor SICK HEADACHE. PAIN 118
Pi16 SIDE OR C ULIVER
THE FACS,
DYSPEPSIA. PILES, and all D1easss
at arise fro -n a Disordered L'eer mai
impure blood. Thousands of our keit
-eapie tato is and Five it to their dab
drsa. Physicians prescribe it daily. Thew
t'jv uM is once recemmen0itto o
the fit
It Is made from Yellow DOCL, H -inch.
ratSanapSr(ua• Wild Cherry.
nandeaten Sassafras. Wantsilreen and
r,rher well-known valuable Rootseed rand
; i•'rba Itis strictly otic&•
n hurt the most del inns, for
it ii one or the boat
r-; citing the Bowels
• It is sold by all responsible drnttsites
at one dollar for a quart bottle, or sax
bottles for flee dollars.
Those Who cannot UM medicine from their obtain ubottle
uiWo
mtht saag
send m me dollar, and we will easel
ell
to t'tsm.
W. 100. asst a a , tfs.heee
Ats.esrrocua Qer
rot esle ry Jams; WILene,
Chemist and Druggist.
ggHGM1LLER
1FUCCES.SORS TO JOHN KNOXI, MANUFACTURERS OF
aEc _
ANY TYLE OF VEHICLE BUILT T
-
onREPRaates.I Call G ana xanhh examine befo a p rchng elsJOBBING done eith ewhere.
of T
Tt,y_ 8zr J_ STC
IiA:
CUTOr(; t
(KNOX'S OLD ETNA.
GRAND CLEARING SA1-1E
.t F
Boots and ShoeS,
C,4MPBE�C�
MI al SHOE DIP011,11111,
iFoR E MoNTH.
Previous to Stock taking. lily Stock is LargoftlJ well -assorted,
and
Chilled Plow
W ORLD_
Adoyited sad In fur on 16 Railway Lintel U
the U. B. and t.'anhdssee that our trade
mark. "LwA+ RAwa. 40 etene111041 on NIA
reel. RCT so Orsaw. Rend for _prices Sed
circulars to R. W WI/Crum O odertch.
POMJNNiION RA RR WIRF F 116 VCE CO.'
_._ a.�...�....�. _.re* _....__._. ...,w — —_._ ,•esu„
-1NT1
AGRICULTURAL
WORKS.
GREAT
Haying psrehosed the pederirb Tounut'y. i
ase ... _ hie the manufacture
sad AORiCULTI-RAL
soaks wiiil"he ewe
oots
e. eeD. RD sod # ea�lugeaelgnea �s
se exseta/
r eta a t *used Srt M Cro
tree arrrwdlna'IT
a REEOMTLLIIR,
Proprietor
BARGAINS
will be given.
T==a\.'zs -
WM. CAMPBELL.
Oudericlr, Jan. ,1:,,1881
HACYARDS
'PECTORAL
BALSAM•
Hua ss heel lee the prosoe.wt eon "1
reaseire4a. wow Juslines. Creep.
n retHAWS. bottle
T wRT'f)., P•'•pMw` Tema"
own
lass1 CHIDiA,
gee weiebeim I t)
Tile I'itn[Rwt.•V RD HAtr'IN i Ilt;t'ILED
TO
RETIRE FROM THE
Grocery Iltuli '1e58 ,
will. on Monday next comment.. to sell
I AT A 1) BELOW (COST
his entire stock et
LA SSW ARE,
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