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FOR SALE —
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condition. Fur further particulars
contact Jim Duncan or Phone
Brussels.
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IN MELVILLE pilESsYlEhiAN CHL.CH
Sponsored By the Women's Guild
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ADULTS: $1.50 CHILDREN UNDER 12: 76c
Tickets Available From Members
This space is donated for community improve) ents by
LISTOWEL TRANSPORT LINES LTD.
Ontario's Silver & Black Fleet
WANTED —
Cattle for pasture. Lots of grass
and water.
Joe Holmes, RR 4, Brussels
Phone 874J5
FOR SALE
Cedar Posts, anchors and
braces. Winthrop Jeneral Store
phone 5274247 Seaforth
SEAFORTH
UPHOLSTERY
Centre Street
For all kinds of upholstering
Brussels etepramentative:
SELWYN BAKER
Phone 4 or 79 Brussels
TENDERS WANTED
For improving the Hydro service,
at the Brussels Agricultural
Grounds as per specifications by
the Area Electrical Inspector.
For specifications contact the
Secretary-Treasurer of the Soc
iety.
Tenders to be in by Saturday.
June 1st. Lowest or any tender
not necessarily accepted.
FOR SALE
Frame house with 4 piece bath
and oil furnace; also frame house
with l piece bath and cupboards,
with good terms.
r(': • Elmer Eillacott, Salesman
I'm. K. W. Coiquhoun. Broker.
FOR SALE
Strawberry Plants. improved
Senator Dunlop. Freshly dug
young plants produce large sweet
berries ideal- for freezing; $3.00
ea nr er hundred plants. Edwin Martin, Secretary-Tr
Donald McDonald, President Phone 397-332e Percy Biggs
Brussels Agricultural Society Lower Wingham
HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY hours of light and entertaining music and
conversation Is broadcast ev?ry Sunday event,* en the OBO
radio network. Here, HOLIDAY'S two hosts, Wesly Koster (left)
and Larry Paler (right) rank up some 'atmosphere' on Wally's
farm. The two ether characters In the photo have net, as yet,
been (aseigned positions Oil the thaw.
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CAMPER 'RAILER
SALES d RENTALS
PHONE 199
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NEWS ITEMS
Lust Monday evening I received
tit happiest surprise of toy life.
My old neighbours and friends
from the third line visited me,
leaving gifts and good wishes. J.
was praised, And complemented.
Next morning I went. down to the
Sinners Club, or Liars Club, at
the queens where I was insulted,
cursed, abused and threatened.
What a difference. To compare
the good third liners with this un-
healthy half wit aggregation of
holligans would be to compare a
field of wheat with a field of
thorns, ground hogs anti stink
weed. To compare them Iwo would
be like comparing a glass of
Freneh wine to the extractions of
a skunk, Last night 1 got to think-
ing, does a man's brain hem=
adapted to the work he does?
Has Ilithzy Stiles a be.tin that's
wrinkled like a wilted turnip or
like a cletelyed cabbage, or maybe
just like a half pound of fertilizer.
See what I mean? After playing
the fiddle for years, do I not re-
mind * you of sweet heavenly
music? Then there's that other
member, Al Logan, you can't
watch a water wheel all your life
and not get dizzy. Look at Ross
Weal). Not a bad kind of fellow
before he joined the sinners and
started into the mixed cement
business. Now his head is thick
and his brain has hardened. ion
Hnether sits down and he sure is
a real representative of his job.
Casey's camaflouger, master me-
chanic, paint and putty professor.
He's in bad shape personally. His
wheel base is too short, spark
plugs weak, battery needs chem.
big, a wobble in his rear end. One
thiug he has plenty of. Wind in
his tires, gas in his tank and
alcohol in his radiator. Hugh
Pearson is one of the originals of
this infamous club. T'Tughie has a
$3000 race horse. The other site'
I went up to see if it would ever
amount to anything. I says, Hughle,
this is none of my business but
please accept this advice. It's for
your own good. Them 'floppies are
are 8r4. inches too short on the
off side and 6% inches too long
on the nigh side. One foot too high
on the front end and 6 inches too
low on the rear. He says thanks
and please accept this advice, it's
for your own good. Your belly is
114 inohes too big around and
6 inches too low down. The moral
of this is, if you give advice ex-
poet some in return. Archie Willis
and Drank Alcock drop in for dig-
arettes. They don't drink coffee,
In fact. they don't drink water
either. Some times they look us if
they should pnt ignite in a wooden
tub, add a pound of detergent and
spend Saturday nite there.
Speaking of horses, took a peek
at Ivan. Campbell, dean of liars,
It ever a lemon resembles a
horse it's him. The rear end that
is. The only difference the horse
has a tail and Ivan a mohatach.
George Intelter is always around.
Pive years ago -George bought 2
critters down south. Some COW
them mi.niatitre Motet, some
dwarf donkeys, jackass, etc. They
were really Mexican burros. After
George spent two years With them
they were OR nice a tenni Of tutees
as you ever seen,
Archer Grewar is a thenther lit
low standing. You can tell lie to a
keen • 'fisherman and nit ardent
mark a distance of 10
rods 1660 feet), or half-
that distance may be
used going both ways,
W.1.1P- 2 Be sure the sprayer
and all Ihe nozzles,
gauges, hoses, etc are
properly connected and
working,
STI4P 3 — Fill the tank With
water. Be sure the
sprayer is standing on
level ground.
STEP 4 -- Spray the length of the
40-rod test distance,
travelling at the speed
you are going to use on
the field.
STEP 5 -- Refill the tank. accur-
ately measuring the
amount of water it takes
STEP 6 — Multiply the amount of
water it takes by 66.
Then, divide the answer
by the width of the spray-
er (in feet) to get the
number of gallons of
water aprayed on oa'
acre.
For example, if the sprayer has
a 25-foot boom and it takes 3.r,
gallons to refill the tank, then 3.5
x GO divided by 25 equals 0.25
gallon per acre.
Different amounts of spray
could be applied as required, by
changing the speed.
Divide the number of gallons in •
the sprayer tank by the numhe.r
of gallons per acre lo get the -
number of acres you calm spray
using a tank full of water. Then to
get the amount of chemical re-
quired for one filling, multiply the
number of acres -that can be spray,
eel by one full tank by the rate of
chemical recommended for use,
BRUSSELS; (Alt
hunter. Every -year he and Elston
Cardiff go up to Ilaliburton. If they
did get a deer, which they wont, it
would cost them $5.00 a pound.
Neither one could hit big Bob
Nichol with a bouble barrel shot
gun at nine paces.
Sorry 1 do not have space to
give you the facts -on some others
of the Liars and Sinners Coffee
Club: Later, no doubt. Edna Prior
is a fine person but she reminds
me too munch of Judy La Marsh.
Every time Edoa looks at a can of
Orange juice it turns sour. Every
time Judy looked at .me last sum-
mer she looked the same way. •
Next week Bruseels Town
Council, are they insane or just
stupid.
Again I want to thank every-
one who were so kind. Neighbours,
old neighbours, and I will try and
forget the sinners and liars. For-
give them Lord, they know nought.
Truthfully Yours
T. K. P.
CALIBRATE EQUIPMENT
FOR BETTER SPRAYING
Save money and avoid damage
to crops by applying exact
amounts of herbicides to crops.
Careful calibration of a sprayer
will guarantee your putting the
right amount of expensive chem-
icals on a field, in 'applying herb-
icides, remember that too little
would be ineffective, while too
much may cause damage.
The most important factor in
herbicide application is the con-
centration of the solution. Here is
an easy six-step method of cali-
brating a sprayer.
STEP 1. -- Accurately measure and