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Uses Este spring.
The stingless spring, scathe Anile is
lust over the back yard fence. It flop-
peth up and down at the instigetiuu of
weather Vomiter, now bluwine like a
ward politician, next smiling u the fes-
tive clerk in the dry goads store; but old
So1 will ohartly catch her by the arms,
just above her vaccination, awl yank her
on this aide of the un.rhesure, there to re-
main until she smiles on the *Mellon*
and th, uU lily with tate p b,:s;tet
gathering the same for greets, the
lambkins sporting on the hills old did
flapping their ungainly tails for jay and
milk, and the small boy gaths .s4 up old
junk in the b,tt,:a of th t c.►u wetting
his feat t., Isis k 33 as 1 ;irin; thy afore-
said youngster as rife: opp,rtullity to
put his angel phtmtge ox.
HILL' spriad ! Hail to the robins and
blue -birds thou brin;est t, warble t., us
et 4:33 a m., whim we are awakened by
the neighbor's boy stealing o tr h ,r .,
radish roots
Now prance forth Aunt Melina after
dank roots for the purifying of the gr,. se
and Asp -jack asturatel termly; the
young man also goeth out in pursuit of
s tailor with a nett -committal memory;
the gay girl ,serambuleth for openings,
and the bill collector walketh out armed
and equipped with legal power as the
law dire:ta, and endeavoreth to find the
debtor who is never in.
Onoo more hail ! Soda water new
squirteth vanilla for one and sour mash
for another. The householder taketh
down the serve and catcheth cold in uni-
son with the entire family the next day.
Moving and house cleaning make numer-
ous candidetos for the asyl urn; the baby
swalloweth carpyt tacks, and the M. D.
shaketh his head as he sayeth 'the babe
has malaria." But with all thy desola-
tion thou heil'ijelt tar the yeeind urn's
whose girl looketli luvin;ly on the
"cream," thou ahi t c Cr diet', in thy
breath frs;:asst bee Al I tis •.i w tter-
eth the farrow with thy tea:,; as 1 the
vernal gra, and ths sstasi, and green
garden tru:le, an 1 • Nay 8 ewers, and
Cinada thistles, and the bold jimwn
weed, c,,,uet4 up and crietle in unison.-
[ Ex.
Abeat Leve.
Mr. Factandfancy has noticed -
That the boy who is roast afraid of the
girls is the first to be corralled into ma-
trimony.
That tho little boys prefer b tys to girls.
That they soon change. never to ga
back t., their early love.
That the little girls love the girls best.
That; they don't get over their prefer-
encsa s . soon as the boys do=same of
them never.
That women love the man b ecause
they love everything they have to take
care of.
That mete love women bs;ause they
can't help it.
That the wife hires her hnsband so
well that she has no thoughts for other
men.
That the husband so loves his wife
that he loves all women for her sake.
That the married man is apt to think
himself all killing among the fair sex
simply because he has found one woman
fool enough to marry him.
That homely husbands are the best.
They never forget the compliment paid
them by their wives in accepting them.
J That homely wives are the truest.
They know how to mike the most of
what they have.
That the man who marries late in life
does well.
That the man who marries young does
,better.
That the plan who never marries is to
be pitied.
That the woman who marries does
well.
That the woman who does not marry
does better nine times out of ten.
Males for Nesse Education.
10. Never give yuur children anything
merely because they cry for it.
11. 4)n ne account allow therm to do at
one tints N !tat you have forbidden. undsr
the same oitcuuu'auees at another.
12. fetch them that theouly sure and
easy way to appear guud, is to he good.
13. Aocuutotm them to make their lit-
tle recitals the perfect truth.
14. Never allow of talebearing.
15. Teach them that self-denial, not
self indulgence, is theappointed and sure
method of obtaining happiness.
*e.I Rldlag Sprites aarlw.
The folowing is the prize Art of the
South Riding of Huron spring show,
held at Bruoelield on Tuesday, 19th
lust: -
HORaR&.
Heavy draught stallion, aged --6 en-
t:iss-1st, "General," J. J. Fisher, Ben -
miller; 2d, "Welcome," James Horton,
Lumley; 3d, "Wellington," Jonathan
Carter, Egmundville.
Heat y draught stallion foaled in 1878
- -.f e,.tries- Lt, "Count Careless," P.
McGregor, Bruce4eld.
Heavy draught stallion fueled w 1879
-3 entries --1st, "North Star," P. Mc-
Tavish, Brucefield; 2d, "Lord Loathier,"
E. Horton, Usborne; 3d, "Just in
Time," Chaa. Mason, Brucefield.
Agricultural stallion foaled in 1871)-
2 entries -let, "Young Lurd," John
Perdue, Goderich township; 2d,"What's
Wanted," Wm. Perdue, Goderich t'p.
General purpose aged - 1 entry
"Youag Perfection," Wm. Evans, Mc-
Killop.
General Purpose stallion, foaled in
1878-1 entry -"Joe the Banker," J.
Nicholson, Bayfield
Carriage Stallion -4 entries - lat,
"Sorrel Cloud," Innis & McIaughlin,
Stanley; 2d, "Whip -poor -Well,' R.
Brock, •Tuckenmith; 3d, "Magician,"
A. Davidson, Seaforth.
Blood Stallion -1 entry - "Young Bea-
con," G. Wo ed, Bayfield.
BULLS,
Aged Durham-2entries-1st,"Young
Udore Oxford," Jas. Dickson, Tucker -
smith; 2d, "Duke of Kent," Jas. Camo-
chan, Jr., Tuckenrnith.
Durham bull calved after 1878-4 en-
triea-l4 "Prince of Orange," Thomas
Russel, Lshorne; 2d, "Young \Velling-
ttn," John McKay, Tuckertinith; 3d,
"Sir Richard," John Tough, Stanley.
Durham yearling - 4 entries - 1st,
"Yuma- Prince of Siam," Jas. McLean,
Tuckerami;It; 2d, "Crimson Duke," Ap-
pleton Elenat. Tuckersnsith; 3d, "Ox.
ford Loi," John Kitchen, Stanley.
Ayahire bull -"Laird," Hugh Love,•
Sr. , S tauley.
Dickson's siabial-Durham of any age
-7 entries -"Prince of Orange," Thos.
Russel, Unborn.
Judges on cattlt-Geo. Hyde, Strat-
ford; Jas. Petty, Hensall; W. Pudham,
Ushurne.
Judges on horses, heavy draught --R.
Gardiner, Hibbert; Joseph Salkeld,
Stratford; Patrick Carrel, Goderich.
Light horses -A. Young, Seaforth; Geo.
Mace, Exeter; John Whitely, Goderich
township.
Fun anb Fancy.
HE WASN'T THRRE.-\Vhen General
Sherman was at Auburn, N. Y., last
weak, "an old veteran" stepped up to
him with a great deal of ostentation, and,
tFaspiug his hand cordially, exclaimed,
in a tune loud enough to be heard a
block away:
"God bless you, General! God bless
j you! I fought with you in the Shenan-
doah Valley:"
, : flat's all right, my friend," replied
the General, "but I wasn't there."
The "old veteran" slid.
A learned divine was in the habit of
preaching so as to be beyond the com-
prehension of his humble villagehearers.
The squire of his parish met him one
day and asked him what the duty of the
' shepherd was. "To feed his flock, of
course," was the reply. "Ought lee,
then." said the squire, "to place the hay
• so high that but few of Itis sheep can
reach it?"
The following are worthy of being
printed in letters of gold, and being
placed in a conspicious position in every
household: -
1. From your children's early infancy
inculcate the necessity in instant abe-
d ionise
2. Unite firmness with gentleness.
Let your children always understand
that you mean exactly what you say.
3. Bever promise them anything un-
less you ars sure that you can give then(
what you promise.
4. If you tell a child to do anything,
show him how do du it, and sae that it is
done.
5. Always punish your children for
willfully disobeying you, hut net er pun-
ish when you are angry.
to Newer let them perceive that they
can vex you or retake you lose your self -
command.
7 Never smile at any of their actions
of which you do not approve, even
though they are somewhat amusing.
8. if they give way to petulance and
temper, wait till they are calm, and then
gently reason with them on the impro-
priety of their conduct.
9. Remeher that a little present pun
iahment. when the (-e asio n arises, is
mach more effectual than the threaten-
tng of a greater pnnuhment should 'he
fault be ren e• e
PAY UP.
EINU now out of business on account of
the tire, 1t is seoaasary that all debts' owed i
we stwYld be settled early. 1 tape Chs upper
tuuit) of is siring all concerned to pay up at
voce.
1778-21u GORGE CATTLE
TO THE PUBLI(':-
Jfuviny disposed of my Photo
Business in (;oderieh, 1 wois.id take this
Notify to return thanks for the many
aeura recessed since commencing business
here aeon years apo. For my successor,
Mr. Sallow., I bespeak a umtinauance of
the patrotuu/e se kindly tendered mc, and
knowing Atm to posses superior ability,
predict for him a successful business career.
Respectfully,
R. R THOMPYON,
Photo.
With reterenee to the above, I would inform
all interested that my aim will be to produce
work at the Lowest Prices consistent with
blood Quality, and shall spare no pains to give
satisfaction.
A One assortment of Albums, Frames, tic.,
to hand In • few days.
A ca11 solicited.
R. SALLOW S.
Photo. Blake's Block. Ooderieb.
(Successor to R. R. Thompson.)
N.B.-As I have all the Negatives trade by
R. R. Thompson previously to my taking the
business, parties wishing duplicates will please
send me their ordrs.
R. SALLOWS,
Fbotografo.
Boston has a 1'hiscocuuscosahocraphy
Society. The motto of the Phiscognos-
cosphocrephickers is "brevity is the soul
of wit" - and Phiscognoscosphocraphy
is a specimen Of it. If the Phiscsgnos-
cosphocraA-hicites were to start a paper
called the Phiscognoscosphocrapher, the
editor would doubtless call his brief para-
graphs"Phiscognoscosphocraphicalities."
A gentleman having engaged a brick-
layer to make some repairs in - his cellar,
ordered the ale to be removed before the
bricklayer commenced his work. "Oh,
I am not afraid of a barrel of ale, sir,"
said the man. "I presume not," said
the gentleman, "but I think a barrel of
ale would run at your approach."
A Memphis darkey applied for a mar-
riage license. "What's the lady's name?"
asked the clerk. "I dunno, boss. Is
dar any needceseity. fur you to put dot
an de papers?" "Yes." "Well, I'll go
and get it wrote down," and he went nut
muttering something about "de fool no-
tions oh white folks and niggers."
The story is told of Sidney Smith that
when he once tattled on a certain great
parsonage, he was ushered into a room
which had mirrors on all aides. When-
ever he looked he saw himself reflected,
and when hecameawayhesaidhespentan
hour in the company of about a dozen of
the best looking clergymen of the
Church of England
CHRYSTAL & BLACK, -
Practical BOILER -MAKERS.
The Subscribers, have bought the Tools and
Boiler Buaines of D. Rt -Nelms: d- Co., lately
carried on by the Ooderich Foundry and Manu-
facturingmpany and having had an ex-
perience of over eight years in that shop, are
now prepared to carry on the trade In all its
branches.
sr Any work entrusted to us will recelvo
prompt attention. First -clans work guarant
teed.
All kinds of Boilers made and repaired. alae
Smoke Stacks and Sheet Iron Work, &e., a -
reasonable rates.
New Salt Pane made and old ones repaired
on the shortest notice, and at PRICE$ THAT DR -
IR coMPYTrTION.
Chrystal & Black
'WY lea, CONE1LIt'a. (17571
THOS. JAMES;, Darlington, England,
says : The "Only Lung Pad" is being
thoroughly tried here One lady has al-
ready received great benefit, who has suf-
fered for years from Bronchitis and Asth-
ma, and congestion of right lung.
H. E. HODGE, Cambridge, Mich., says:
I have been afflicted with Asthma for
years. An "Only Lung Pad" gave me
immediate relief. I can recommend it
as the greatest remedy ever produced.
Hseev VAN NoRTwICK, t.f Toledo,
Ohio, says: A friend prevailed upon me
to try an "Only Lan; Pad," and I 013 -
tabled immediate relief from 'a racking
cough. I know the Pad helped me.
At retail by all druggists.
Wholesale by H. HASWELL S CO.,
Montreal, P. Q
Newts Get RING
The great secret of obtaining riches, is
first to practice economy, and as good
aid Deacon Snyder says, "It used to
worry the life oat of me to pay enorm-
eens doctor's bills, but now i have 'struck
is rich.' Health and happiness reign
supreme in our little household, and all
simply because we use no other medi-
cine het Electric Bitten, and only octets
fifty cents a bottle." Sold by F. Jor-
dan
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Address. JAMES VICE, Rochester. N. Y.
1761.
SEE WHAT
PHYSICIANS
And People in Canada say about
Scott's Emulsion
Of Pure Cod Liver Oil
\VITH
H pophosphites of Limo & Soda
AS A
REMEOY FOR CONSUMPTION
AND
WASTING DISEASES
g=NTA2L
Carriage Worksl
B_ POINTER
etltcodiac, N. Ir., Nov. 5, 1810.
Megan. SCOTT &- BO11' N E : 1 have used and
prescribed for some time "Scott's k:mulsion of
Cod Liver O11." and find it au excellent prepa-
ration, agreeing well with the stomach, easily
taken, and its continued use adding greatly to
the streugth and comfort of the patient.
A. H. PECK, L. e.
Peon. Med. College.
Amherst, `,.,ta Scotia, Nov. 8, 1880.
Messrs. SCOTT t: IIO1tf NE, --Gents: For
nearly two years l have been acquainted with
Scotts Emulsion of l'od Liver 0x1 with Hypo -
phosphites, and consider it the finest prepara-
tion now before the public. 11,, p1111 l,'ucy aa
an Emulsion with the {,leattant Haver. makes it
the great favorite fur children, aad 1 els highly
recommend it for all was-t!og diseases of the
system.
Yours, very truly,
C. A. BLACK, W. D.
having leased the ahop of Mr. P Bayne, is now engaged in the manufaet ure of
first clue
CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, WAGGONS, etc.
Give me a call. and I will give you priced that cannot be neaten in the
lir► county
REPAIRING} dz JOBBING# DONE
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Halifax, N. R., Nov. 19, 1980.
Messrs. SCOTT & IIOWSE, - Gentleman: 1
have prescribed ypur Emulsion for the past two
yearn, and found It more agreeable to the
stomach, and have better resulatrent its use
from any other preparation of tato kind I have
tried.
11. M. CAMERON, St. D.
Belleville, Ont,
Mesar,, S(701 T &• DOWSE. -1,car :-'in: 1
feel It a duty 1 owe not only to you but to the
community, to make the following statement:
About three fears ago my eldest daughter was
taken with a screre cold which settled nn her
lungs, and not withstanding all tlat her medi-
cal attendant could do, she got worse and
worse, and appeared to he in the last and hope-
less stage of consumption. The Ikoctorsaid he
could do no more, but recommended your Em-
ulsion, and the effect of it was in the opinion
of every one who knew• her, simply marvelous.
Before she had used the first bottle, stip felt
much better, and to the surprise of us all, she
oontinuod to mend so rapidly that in three
months she was able to go about as usual, and
has continued in such excellent health that
she got married 18 months ago, and has now
as fine and healthy a sem a+ yon can find in the
country.
WILLIAM BLAND.
Elora, Ont.. July, 1810.
This is to certify that my daughter has had
Lung disease for some time. and very much
reduced in flesh and had not strength enough
to walk across the street. She was advised try
a lady friend to try Scott's Emulsion. and to
our great surprise before sho bad used three
bottles her health was eumplctely recovered.
I recommend It to every one troubled with the
same d t settee.
JOHN W. BOWER,
THE GIIF.ATEST WONDER OF M111tERN
TIMES!-'I'hcPills Purify the Blood, cn.-dctnll
disorders of the Liver, Stomach, Klein, y;e and
Rowels and are invaluable In all enn'pnt ints in-
cidental to Females. TheOintnuent is the only
reliable reuunly'for load legs, Old Wounds.
Korea and ricers. of howelver long standing.
For Hron,hit is, Dlpht herla.( on,rhs,l'olds,Gout,
itheurnatism and all skin Diseases. it has no
equal.
Hl$WARE OF AMERI('AN ('0t" TEIt-
Fl{ITS.- 1 most respectfully (ale leave to tall
the attention of the Pitblicgenerally to the fact
that certain Houses in New fork are send ingto
many parts of the glob' secmore eMIT ‘TIONS
of my fills and Ointment. These frauds (sear
nn their labels some address In New York. i
do not allow my Medicine to be sold In any part
of the United States. 1 have nn Agents there.
My Medicines are only made hy ane, st :MI Ox-
ford Street, London. in the !looks of 11111111ms
&eyed to the spurious make is ,caution want-
ing the Public against bdngdeccived hy coun-
terfeits. iM nen be misled by this audacious
trick. as they are the counterfeits they pretend
to denounce. Thee counterfeits are purchased
by nnl'rtnetppind Vendors at ane -half the price of
my Pills and Otnt stent and are sold to you as my
rennins Medicines. I meet earnestly appeal to
that sense of justice which i feel sure 1 may ven-
ture nein asking from all honorable persons. to
assist me, and the I'ublfe, as tar as may lie in
their ptwer,in denotmcingthis shameful Fraud.
Fwrh Pot and Hos of the Genuine Medicine
bear the British Government Stamp with the
words "Hot.towAV's l'ILUt AND ('INTMrNT.
LoNIa)N." angn ved thereon. On the label is
=dress. 6E1 (Ilford 0treet, London. where
aie■etheyss■Menuhettued. Holloway's Pitts
end e.sas6rrJMt(Nistosite
y' re
Marks et these Mdress edi
was Hence any one
•ions, who may
te for isle, will he
M.1S WILIAM,51
ORfce.t atrose. PARMr. Jan t
CINGAI'ESE
HAIR RENEWER
The e�pW1 4 pet K ss
sNSI er *asset is •
ksfinll/stl nese yr Nara Tau see call M ab
All
It !�!
out, ,sat arts with reEseay ie
=ils
RESTORING GREY HAIR
TO ITS NATURAL COLOR.
Try it hal r .using any other. Sold hy an
druggists. Priers M eta. a Dottie. Weir
AGENTS W'D'ed• Rig �•stapt high
11. Cap�eb�wired. J t NOM