The Huron Signal, 1880-12-31, Page 3y
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Fun anti Fancy.
A foot note --tie shoemaker a bill
An Unpalatable Dish .--Cold shoo:ler
How to shine in society -Get pfd
up.
Landlords minute in IreLud are "ekes
of :nark."
A lawyer's brief is sometime* very ex-
tended.
It doei't take a very last hese t., latch
e Maple sir, like g,,.,1 ala, a drawn
belt Mem wood.
01 interest to i 'tgoon -i ..,t.h w
elate laves nine.
The lower of Babel is the tirst con-
tinued story on record.
It ia letter to k,ve a skort girl than
hirer to have loved a tall.
"Swans sing before they die." The
have to, if they sing at all.
If Noah wash oonstant Jew, what in-
duced him to let Ham into the ark
There u romans in &guns, A you
than suet a gal, ler, married her, and
took her on a wedding ter.
Parachoxicel as it may mew, lien Jen-
son was called "ran Ben Jenson," be-
cause his work was well done.
"What were the wont result of the
civil war r' Dried an orator. "Widower'
shouted Jones, who had married one.
Some bar -keepers now -a -days can
make a "sling" that would have knocked
the life out of Goliah a good deal quicker
than David did.
Patriotism is a glorious thing in its
way, but we there
be most candidates efor the aothoere wthat
has the best pay.
A debating club ia wrestling with,
"Cao a community exist without wo-
men r' We think it might exist fur a
while, but then it wouldn't know what
was going on.
" Tom 1 where can I get a good two -
foot role 1" "I can give you one en the
spot, John." 'Well, let's have it."
"Don't wear tight shoes' That rule ap-
plies to both feet."
It 000miostally happens that a lean
tesla the truth when his real object u to
tell a lie. An Italian, unfamiliar with
the liah language, toed to sell fish on
the streets, using the usual call--"Fre-
alum fishes, all alive After a while he
attired from the fish business and took
to selling eggs, using, hall owever, the
dame -
17 unounacious that �he�is not telling the
he he Winks he is.
reset ase. Maas.
Mar emu Inness -Art. L Never bey
any stamps. Hand your letter to the
post master and tell him to put a stamp
on it. If you are out of change tell him
you will hand it to hint the next time
you are in. It won't be nemmsrry, how-
ever, to do so, as three vents are wort►
nothing.
Art. 2. Whoa you head in your letter,
do not forget to tall your postmaster to
be sure sad bass it go, if you do not
give this weenies be may keep it ie the
poet office.
Art. 3. Always remember to call the
t.r sad hand your letter to
in m and not put them in the letter box.
If you du the perunast.r will not hays
so much to do and you will thereby es -
courage laziness. Remember that the
postmaster will consider it quite unkind
to have your- letters stamped by anyone
but himself. He would also he pleased
also to put w on papers and back
them ooeaaionally or oftener. Especial-
ly when be i. hap the mall
Art. L When you put in it is
well to ask how you will E«
an answer to it Of routes the postman
ter ought to kaow or he is not fit to be
a postmaster.
as TIIKI THa eau.
Art. 1. II you have a box do not call
out the number of it, or yowl , but
stand there and rap. This oblige
the postmaster to take a look at you.
Art 2. When he hands you out year
mail, don't fail to ask 4m it that is all.
(Pentameters are in the habit of WAN.;
.g
hack part of ons. mail, which, of comes,
they will not do after this gunnies is
asked.)
Art. 3. If any exported letterer paper
doesn't come, sok him what be supposes
the reason is, and tell him that it's
mighty carious. A post master ought
to know what is wrong its seal eases,
after being in the bashes stew swathe
it is well to tell him where it is bon,
what it is about, etc. This kind of a
story is oalcalated to interest a pasha's -
ter and make him good natured. You
might hint to the postmaster that your
letter must be is the office somewhere.
This kind of insinuation always makes
him feel so jjubilant.
Art i If the man of the house does
not get a letter, it would be well to seed
the cwt of the fondly, one eta time.
There is no tilling which will be the
lanky one. bash oneshould be instruct-
ed to ask the pONmastsr is be sure
there ie aothieg. This wild tend to
create in a elle diepesities in the moot
cross grained ps ialaeier.
ta..t.a rewires.
When sovereignty is divided, itis very
soon deet cs d.
When the patriarch is
steals like any other man.
The trainer remain sound whsle the
horse disc
His rigid aro is often a man's enemy.
Misfortune engenders misfortune, and
you *soaps the wolf only to be devoured
by the bear.
Hewes of a tamed wolf, and a recon-
ciled
T . does net always steal, best
4 ie sal! it De os the Wheat fee him
Tb gist ems ie b W &hide W hoe,
bat the pear oma WISP are of hie
Tia old mss repeats et fist of which
theegijygiw a MEM
to a bear, be w*
IMI r. a to is Imo w, he
Mt time red eat ease.
TM sneeiitet twain ea the sharpest
esiehm
starved, he
Paul Davie who,
lime d, Ina wades- dtadt be
htttinaa. was
Timm masse yam Dat whoa me -
tome water S isepeiesnnasd
he a Lila, m beat peolmed sad at et
e
THE HURON SIGNAL, FR
mss IN sours e.F'$Ioe.
a s �b u. taw.
Melient
T..aLoam, w'' Dec. SO. A Vape
lei'eye:--- The Boers have
riuid a great victory, and captured
Thu pla4as the ouloniatss
a eery ere sena, and it is uud
mood they tar. eutiffsd the G
rue t it f will be neces.sry
P rum Sg4iad with
�. On the whole, the Cape news
soon Daps Town rm tPriheAWI
o p{iaaaod f
Mete That the colonial aathorit
ses panicstricken, and that Paul Kr
ug
has beim proclaimed Governor of Heid
�. Thu thews is all the more s
prising, inasmuch as that only ten da
ego the Orange district was reported e
tuwly clear of rebels, and the Pundom
entirely rooted At that time the P
y dent of the Free State informed t
South African colonial authorities t
the neck of the Basuto rebellion w
broken, and that the war could not
ng six months longer. Since that date
appesn that a 'majority of the Beau
in whose loyalty the Government
previously confided, have joined t
rebels. If further news dues not pro
that the present intelligence has exagge
Med the situation, and should the sen
Mg of troops from England be real!
necessary, the Home Government wi
be pied 111 a moat embarraasin
pool tint. For the hour, the disaster i
South Africa takes the place, as a top'
in the Clubs, of the muddled state
affairs in Ireland.
Cape Town, Dec. 20. -- The latest
vices from Mafeteng report that the pa
trolling aolutun has been compelled
retire before three thousand -ghee
The colonial loss is trifling. Tomb
has been unsuccessfully attacked in En
Gobo Georges.
London, Dec. 20. -A telegram to th
Colonial Office from Pietermaritzburg
poets that five thousand Boers hay
taken possession of Heidelberg and es
tablished a republic, with Paul Kruger
President, and Joubert, Commandant
Pio violence was committed. Communi
cation with Pretoria is cut off, and ,J
available troops are being sent up.
POILCY OF THE THREE F.'S
rate ties. neny erTenetes. Pees *air -
Laanteiras
ir.-
Laade+4s aggewve eras- ae
a.ye.u. ase.
Lownos, Dec. 20. —Capt. Boycott,
wrote to Gladstone for £6,000 as repara-
tion due to him from the State.
A sensation was created yesterday by
the news that the Irish Privy Council
had proclaimed against land meetings
in Qeeen's County, Leinster.
Dinette Dec. 20. - A significant
movement in regard to the agitation is
the attitude suddenly adopted by a
number cf Irish landlords, Liberal and
Conservative, favouring a fair rent, fixity
of tenure and free sale. This move-
ment is favoured by many prominent
Ibah members of Parliament, also by
the London Times.
[Fixity ,.f tenure was denounced
everywhere a year ago, aa utterly inad-
miesible. ]
The Tines condemns the Government
policy as limp and says Gladstone's
treatment of Boycott is devoid of ►11
natural sympathy.
The public are to be asked to subscribe
fur Capt. Boycott's loss.
Parnell will not insist on his right to
attend the opening of Parliament, hop -
mg thereby to secure a fortnight's post-
pumsetient of the trials.
The Government will send troop. to
ad � magistrates when the police are
disated.
Jones will throw all his farm into
pasture and leave Ireland.
Chief Justice May is likely to preside
at the Leaguers' trials.
Downing, a J. P. at Ballina, has had
to make his escape to Dublin, because
It• issued several writs of ejectment.
Irish refugees are fleeing to London.
Many of them are penniless.
During the holidays an Irish demon-
stration is feared in London.
Theta are now five hundred- branches
sf the League.
Trsi pa vented a League meeting
lilt on Saturday.
Chamberlain leads the opposition to
coercion.
CEASACTOD Of Tin Aorrauow. — A
zzle refusing to pay rent is a difficulty
Which perhaps no Government
has ever before had tograpple. It would
present itself only in a country where
the land owners were aliens and absen-
tees. Political movements in Ireland
have been put down with ..as. They
were sentimental and aggression; but
this is pecuniary and passive. The Fe-
nian ergenisationa swarmed with inform-
er among every ten Fenian there was
a Government spy; but in this agrarian
nptalion the people ere evidently bound
mop tlioesly together, and made more
tadiittd to each other by an object which
tesla the pockets of them all. --(By-
Meader.
{By-
Meader.
An excellent and weal -lied recipe for
keeping boys and girls out of mischief in
the long winter evenings is to give them
somelung suitable and interesting to do.
Bet them to making sersp-book. Ii there
are two or three children, let each one
take a subject and see what and how
mech he can collect upon that for his
book. For example, we have what we
gall an animal scrap -book, in which is
prated every fact, incideal and anecdote
we am And relating to animals.
The Roman Catholic boner at King-
ston the relief of the poor, realised
hank Lowe. who assaulted the editor
ef Ha Peet Hope Owed", We been fined
IMO sad eerie, ret all PR SO.
A clank thief stole *100 from the
Isom et
kJsr
*0.11,lirtaWi, 1<apMetnia, a
lewThe medial then in atteada nce on
Hader, etLeodaa, who eweTlow-
ss. elr� 1�ieleSPedmdva
in
I�NsS, wdtsaer«N ire this is w1y two
11 mil" alai sighte ha h. pay emeed oat of
48"1:10 Y3,
,, MON Zit Jr,
"Manchester House."
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New Dress Goods, Wucoeys, newels, Blankets, Shirting., Cottons, Pruita, eke.
which for value is unsurpassed. New Shawls and Mantles, special value.
— .
_ ` tibiLe ORIalive"? H1YA1iT3� TA sDles did wteMtun Tw
Carl o+ide, wel►�i��
y.=�w�� our marsr a ett a r or ovetoeas-ateltiY
�jomatesmateed. Cloth twuaght cut tree K charge. as Hats QaPs sad Drawers
- '1u ldohyt prime paid for Rutter and item, Jilt _ti
Jutdam's Lanett.
—
ittiu youtt DANNER ON THE O1.1*R wALL, FOR THa 0111T In
" Down She Comes !'a
when we say "Down ' he Comes" we refer to the MO Priers that have
be in the for
anted past
Watches, Jewelry, Electro -Plated Ware, Spectacles, &c. &c.
We T. WELSH,
Emulating the example of successful business men, has MARLED HIri o001).i DOWN
TO THE LOWEST NOTCH! and is determined not to be undersold by anybody.
He has just received some really beautiful things in Electro -Plated Ware, which he
to sell at a small avarice on coat. }F Sole Agent for Roca Carer&L
the most perfect fitting glass in the market. W. T. WELSH.
CIO TO
C. Straeha.n's
-rile
Groceries, Crockery and \Tare.
ehochoice
in the st eamtradet tJroceries always kept on band. and at pricer that cannot be beaten by
use .
CASH PAID FOR FARM PRODUCE.
The Old Stand -south side of Court House Square.
1762 D. C. STRACEAN
W. MITCHELL
KEEPS " THE CHEAPEST AND BEST "
Groceries, Crockery & Glassware
IN TOWN -AND MAKES
TEAS A SPECIALTY.
GIVE HIM A CALL -
W. MITCHELL,
1761 Hamilton Street, Goderich.
Farm
i75i
HARDWARE
OF E VERY DESCRIP'T'ION
Reduced to Bottom Prices I
and School Heil.. Houeebold Hardware -et dleiwuat primes. Builders' Hardware and
Toots at Who le Primes. Iitrge contracts filled at Manufgcturers' Pekes.
G-_ la_ P ..A.. i s o: s,
(3.0DERICH.
CABINET
A
bles.
lles.
N.
et reasonable
Picture
Extensive Premises and Splendid New Stock.
G_ 33.A..1::tRY",
- MAKR AND IIIIIJEIITI :i:,
Hamilton Street, Goderich.
good assortment. of Kitchen, Bed -room. Dining Room and Parlor Furniture, each as Ta-
M-
Chats (bale cane and wood seated). Cupboards. Bed-steakr, Mattresses, Waab.atand,
What-Hots. Lookitis 01*.....
11,-A complete assortment of Cornu and Shrouds always on band. also Hearses for
rates. hire
Framing a specialty.— A call solicited. 1751 O. BARRY.
•
Red, White and Blue!
Acheson GEORGE Acheson
New Dress Goods, Glove '
Gloves & Hosiery,
JUST ARRIVED,
83:3I..7rINQ CHEAP.
Ali!' BOUND TO OMB BARGAINS] 1761
MEDICAL HALL,
GODERICH.
F. J.ORDAN.
Chemist and Druggist,
MARKET SQUARE, 00DRICH
"Weitta=erresie sus1p.ms apoW=. .
ritet Art4ive.
PkTMdnt if easom ee eentme Nam si ID
Dungan
Carriage
B. Pow,
IlteSIMATVIIVIS OR
Or a MT c c>t' I B7 alb time, -
CUTTIBS, SLURS,
Me., w..
1 Wu* es lases a tew.wm all w
M K brooatt,Fg rt.
makiag Cuttemani a
Give sae a salt sad L Win situ* 7011amebae
and Jobbing ¢one.
h
1
be beaten to the tepntT. Repairing
a. POINTS!.
aA.. S. 0Q3 TELL
fie art * LLg,q
MTlllTffITJUI1iilIFG THAN If IY °TKO NNE IN TOWN.
C H E A P E R
IF YOTJ WI&It3
•
TO I I7CTTRE
- —CALL
Great oms,
THE CHEAPEST HOUSE -IN, TOWN
AlaD• IMPORT THD RIAU!17rt7LLT t+nflallewt
PARLOR SISTS%
BED ROOM Sly,
WASH STAND£ i, single and d laths ; a
Dii EBBING BUREAUS,
ly'ANCY CttNE /SEAT CHAIRS,
and' all kinds of Good FF.tnmitwrs W,taw eases.
JOBBING AND REPAIRING A.SPECIALTY.
GIVE ME 1 (.AL.L.
AD- Saws well sharpened for 8 cents.
Remember the Move :
Hammilton Street, - Near Colborne P tel, - Goderich.
FARMERS.
LOOK FERE
I won't be
0.
ansiseould by any other man in the formiture business,
does sad buy for cash and therefore will sell very
----CHEAP FOIA., iCASK ►-
i
as 1 ay
My stock is now ooanplete i' every der_ription. Mind, no liberal offer will
be rsftased.
Ai -PICTURE FRAMING DONE A8 CPIEAP AS -8 ANY OTHER FIRM -W.
a-_
Market Street, (opposite 'N"atson's iiakery) Godh, �e
ONE„elrt-'!elle OLDEST ANO. te0ST RZUA=LE
IBMID,E$ IN THE ISOOLD FO:,
THE CURE M
Cads, Colds, Htness, Sore
Throat, Bronchitis' influenza,
Croup, W hoapip Cough.
Asthma, asst every
affectiora All►s
Throat, Lump, and Chest,
inaholhog
CONSUMPTION.
e WELL -KNOW][ TBICIAN WR&
It doss not dry rep' w.w , and leave Macaw
Mind, as is tAa mai most prvpare/wee,
int loosens it, dsamlIA,N,,haws mid ail sttprri-
aznos, Mai reeseeiesthe eases ofO NOT ”
bea
WIBT A 8mtlaa:-aa ee. Be lure youtNat hR.
Bbl[ OP WILD C ORY.
wltk tic slgouettw el "I. BUTTS' og, the
r• 40 Ceeweed *1.00 a Boggy., P,,-
bya a, W. Fovea a Soda, Paton.
>soliq{ *sou ta and dealera,weeeliy.
aMNlpi it�thtit0
;1... 7
et the bon,
awl gash ;red tudl� . b the
rad it► t� Asd. � Ms blood
tins atat.wtwa ewI N Mhee. the
SW of the
• «thousand
and
earbb
and
+h seep *prt off the
Vans, ssrrching
tat eset'SMese, teed iMNslg nothing for
dimem 4 eve- b the .octet of thio
welb� meta et ri needy in oaring
Dy es. LiVorOalll*lalntr Boils,
�iAM1Na Diarrhea,
NsrvouN Ap4o�I$o� s, Facials
Pn
thelisiewere
�. tijlom a7a, DPI
s.4Onsplahrts•
a 1lad• eek a sires of
mem
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aisle oflaw
OAU?ZOi.—Its ars yea est w •.rc-
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Mew W. /Mao mat ,__
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oboe Avsaamm iwta. Mow