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The Brussels Post, 1964-03-05, Page 7alte$10.04%. 1963 C,..4;;,,;=•i: Sza..-11 1$61 ,!qtnItc,nlira 1.1361 .3.;i0:4,:-au 500, auto. • 7060 114f,,Y4s..:Jr litideau 1.$60 Ford 'Cialaxie, 196.Q Ford 1 969 Meteor 1959 Pontiac 1959 Ford Ga.laxie, auto. 1968 Ford of is •-)r ot Read For Spring Delivery eirozmattx Phone: 249A fRtEE..i.q0 4„r'tx. FREE .414y FREE 24 THRIFTY 1ii.-:1.iLAi,;•i:•ML.N1 PAR *14 .:4't IN;‘',ORANCE: ^114, tc_kiN r Disbett J.V.keattezo, 4,7,:t3 II CO-OP FERTILiZ5' 0 ;h. t..art.0111 4))1 Inillanasti ti PHONE: TOIJAY AAA • ROBE R.T L..$....mrigING1-1:AD4 .,'horse 44E413 Sergliczt 'ha yi q ik.r)v.ra,al Bernard., V. ......••••••mnar ...-0"ung Y'cu, g,..et more id, ArAtrkiit's when you hay a MO aratly05, coot atnv, t'roteins and, 1iaineV011 'or Health Fov So lads• That Pl,%'11-046 USE COUSINS COTTAGE CHEESE; 1r the .e:conomical - • from. ,FotAr ,race? You have lesg ielitilizot to handle. arig.1 L!ou are Hkey gisiite Yoor crop Pal) ztor•iricx:•tYlat. 4F1 • CASH: .r.PISCOVNT TO MARCH aAA; % 13ELGRAVE, ONTA8IO 11000k.; r,‘ .4d 4; 't Man Is different trout WOinial. liiae are tiaies in it, Ili,L111 s ink when ho hasn't iolyi Wag to say. Like the biy vtlio Net the bed- Last VI:1day ulorning t went • Co]` my coffee as ailaztp-1. ; was in my usual Trany,‘ of Mina. Quiet, dignified, and tclitic did net want any loud laughter, wise cracks, etc. Hanging on the • wail in the ,sinner's club are . aim) paintings that intrigue ifie. Our governinelltS, both Tory and. Grit, in the past 12 years have spent millions trying to educate us on art, Shakespeare, etc. They call it culture. Throw shoveltulll of cow manure on a canvas. Let it dry and Yell probably have made a fortune. ; 'MA'S art. Shakespeare was a writer for Burlesque actors. You highbrows, bring me his books and. I can show you more double talk, more hidden. smut, than you can find in 171,ush or Flash. Our true culture is pea soup and a fiddle, au axe and a cradle, an Ox bow and a horse. Now the above pictules relprasent two musical instunients, prob- ably :Russian or Chinese violas. The oiie has only three strings. As I sat there contemplating I mentioned this to the regular Syrup Sippers. They are not true lovers of coffee when they put eight lumps of sugar in each cup, and they are certainly not musicians. Here are the comments from this nameless f.Zrou'D of unmentionables, all of whom would be rejected by the Gentle- men's Club. No. 1 orders his 4th. cup of sweets, lights u.p a cancer coaxer and says, ciliate: ikny fiddler I have heard around Akre can. make enough wierd noises, squeals and squeaks on three strings let alone fobs. Tnree strings is plenty. Hpring made up my mind to remain Midi pay no attention to the, bolster- ; ous laughter that follows- Ilow•• ever I'm thinking its about time our bank was robbed again, when it. is I hope Cec Parker 16 in Toronto on official • .41,;.• (kJ. "c 0.3 ES are mane of cat roll: :YOU know. The dog committed suicide and, no one ever went near the place. il-fo dropped another couple of lumps of sugar in ids coffee whorl Tommy Leak vasn't look- ing, amid anotner tuuuderous round of lice haws and ha has wita a no Ito for 'good measure. Like :toy old friend Cleve Baeker . rat still cool as a. cucumber. My thoughts wander back to the good old days when we had the. best butcher shop in • 'Ontario, , Cleve . and Bill Da - were real gentlemen„ I. ' itoeeret deserve the •prinisbni resolved. Cleve's boy okay. No. uew ••1 ..; r• I:41W 444.4i,C • s • quote, tel: them about the time you had the concert in Stratford iivigno waz, 'playing Annie Laurie when an old. inan In. the tudienc:e burst into tears. Thynne went down to him and in a loud voice said, sir 1 pre- flume you are a Scotsman.. No, said tbe tearfui one, I'm a violin- ist and I hate to see • Annie Laurie murdered like 'she .was to-night. I says to myself, this ;z1 enfte a shots- We already have heard Benny, Hope a.nd Skelton. ,Filqual applause, Same loud. guf- faws. If f over get this guy in a rubber hoot again put a weight in it and throw it in the mill pond. , business and the girls all out to lune». I hope the one person there is made to lie down, on the Tie and squirm like a worm, also that a couple of shots close to his ear to show they mean busirie Thl Jim:Alter slowly dies down and No 2 now gets the spot light. lie says Mrs. Ross Nichol 'tell,; him that for 18 years she stuffed cotton in her ears. The . fiddle was driving her nuts. They couldn't keep a cat on tbe. place. Fiddle strings •• Etkr Pfi k.N.,5-LIASION" Stai•t,tiRi Gary Cooper - Dor00v McGuire Aritliony PerKins and Marjorie Main 't leis is not c), us.-iw picture, but is one of the :tact. it-s a. picture you. will .. want ir suo again. .uue to the length -Of this • victur: ins 7..;,!con.d, show will start at 9:30 I will tell you about 4. 5, and next week when I'm not, so up t. `rrnth'fully Yours, T. K. F. Nearly new Egg Washer, ) •••..) controlled. Alone 11 -q-.43