The Brussels Post, 1960-02-25, Page 6statue, too," eomplained upper
San Marco,
you've got the wing-
shop and the television yot
.0.41 have everything," shouted
bank lower San Marco,
Then a small boy got a WOO
Weft, Why net a statue. of Leepel,
de, halfway between the upper
and lower Ievels of the village?
"Mon Wee," the villager*.
agreed, and fora while it seemed
that even • the •widow ,cassioelg
would approve, First she• scat,
son Mario out to claim his share,
Next, she sent daughter Gentile,
But. Gentile WAS. trapped in a
sudden eefoet fell of snow and;
barely made it back to the wid-
ow's one-room shack.. It was s
warning sign to the widow., "The
devil's behind this;" she- wailed
last month. "We'll pay for all this
gold in, some terrible way, Just
you wait and see."
—From NEWSWEEK
"I am afraid, doctor," said Mrs.
Wimpole, "that my husband.' has
some terrible mental affliction.
Sometimes. I talk to him for
hours and then discover that he
hasn't heard a word."
"That's not an. affliction,
madam," was the weary reply.
"That's a gift."
BREATH OF LIFE — Marcella
Komara demonstrates a new
emergency life sayer. It is an
oxygen dispenser weighing less
than two pounds dnd carrying
'a one-hour supply of pure
medical oxygen. It starts flow-
ing the instant mask is put to
face.
ISSUE 9 — 1960
+i 's1 is .7e,11.!!!! A1111+11
REAL ARTSY TABLE -- Guest, vrho" clrp" in Linexpecticily may 'find this table doing likewise.,
This dining room toble.is deaigned'to 'fit against the wail when not in use -- where it looks like
framed painting of grasses' and butterflies:. Tilted, forward, it can squeeze in five.
;FABLE TALKS
6aue Aramws.
Husband Trouble
And' Its Cures!
"You've get te stop at home
seenetimee, Harry," sobbed, the
,lovely young wife. It's Unfair
yotit going out every night,
dancing.. You know I, can't have
any fun as am,"
But Harry, although twenty-
th,ree-Year-old Margaret was eye
petting her first baby, 'refused, to
siSbY at home, "I can't mooch
about here, doing nothing the
whole evening, or jelet'elt staring
at you," he exclaimed, irritably,
Margaret rushed out of the
scone. One row followed en-
Other, Because of her hueband's
negl e c t and selfishness, she
feared she would soon become a
nervous wreck unless she took
some, action. At last, after 'much
cogitation, she decided what she
must do,
One autumn evening Harry
went to his wardrobe to put on
his dinner jacket. It hung on the
peg alone, all his other clothes
having been removed. He
grasped it, and then drew back
he dismay, for his hands clutched
a sticky, black, glutinous mess.
)41argaret had smeared the whole
jacket with TAR.
Rushing downstairs, he de-
Mended to know what she meant
by such a horrible trick,
"I'll clean it for you," she said,
calmly, "after the baby arrives
end we can go dancing together."
arry's fists clenched. For a ma-
went it looked as if he was going
to hit her, but he controlled him-
self.
"Oh well," he said, "I suppose
girls do strange things when
They're in your condition." And,
remarkable to record, after that
act of self-control, Harry put
aside his passion for dancing,
By the time the baby arrived,
he was a reformed character. To-
day, his wife is firmly convinced
that her tarring act not only
Slaved her marriage, but turned
firer dance-crazy husband into a
srvedel father.
Not all varieties of husband- '
trouble end so happily. In fact
the pendulum, as many couples
realize to their dismay, tends
more often to swing sharply the
other way? to widen the breach,.
Some husbands really do ask
for trouble. A Scot from Oban,
who migrated to a small market
;Own in south Essex, biellt up a
thriving d F ap eTy businege. A
stickler for accounts, he made his
wife keep a strict tally d her
housekeeping money.
In fact, she had to present him
with her books weekly showing
exactly how every penny went.
At first, sharing his ideas of
economy, she conformed without
protest to this practice. But soon
she realized it was a kind of ob-
session with him.
One week-end, when he called
for her housekeeping book, she
brought him instead a grey fu-
neral urn. "What's that for?" he
demanded, much puzzled. "I
want to check your expense book,
dear."
"You've got it, right in front
Of you," she retorted. "Just look
inside, and you'll discover its
ashes."
He removed the lid and
launched into a stream of abuse,
but she interrupted him. Grasp-
lag the urn, she emptied It over
his head so that the ashes trickl-
ed all over his face.
"How funny you look, decor-
ated like that!" she burst out,
hysterically. "P e r h a p s that'll
help you to forget that stupid
idea of yettrS of accounting for
every little farthing!'"
A. Texas httsband. ,Tnkub Fried-
mann, had to seek police protec-
tion recently from his wife,
“She's determined to roast me
alive by setting fire to my bed,"
he reported. Three times she had
shoved a fire basket, under his
bed, so that he had WOIcpri up
wreathed in flames, Ws bed-
clothes blazing,
The police felend that the * fire-
raising was prempted by jeale
oust', and Joneed on, quite
founded suspicions. Friedmann
had, engaged a new secretary, a
pretty and efficient blonde of
twenty-four* His wife, however,
seemed to think that her hus-
band was in love with the girl,
In this case, desperate meas-
ures paid off, for the couple were
reconciled,
A German wife, elildegarde K.
married to an Essen book-
keeper, used her skill as a pho-
tographer to punish him for his
infidelities. She managed to snap
secretly the girl in whom lie was
interested, then she paired this
photograph with that of an• el-
derly millionaire and posted the
combined picture to her husband.
"When you've as much money
as he has, you may take her,"
said the anonymous message,
Her husband, however, force4
her to confess. Then, as each ac-
cused the other of deception,
their house became a battlefield,
the husband tearing down and
smashing the pictures, the wife
picking up porcelain and china
and hurling them at her disloyal
partner. Such was the fracas
that neighbours had to intervene
and keep the two home-wreckers
apart.
An accountant living in Sussex
had a greenhouse, in which he
specialized in growing figs. But'
his wife, he discovered within the
first few weeks 'of their mar-
riage, detested figs and frowned
on his greenhouse hobby.
"I'm not going to give it up,"
he told her, but he has since
done so. She did not wreck the
greenhouse; her method was far
more subtle. She poisoned the
soil and as fast as he introduced
fresh soil and plants, so she ap-
plied her secret killing does.
Finally, he had to give it up as
obviously nothing would grew
inside. Now, however, the green_
house has been converted into a
sun parlour, and everyone is
nappy.
Some husbands run into
trouble when least expecting it.
A man who married a divorcee
took his bride to a seaside villa,
But as he unlocked the front
door, a figure lurched out of the
shadows, the wife's ex-husband.
"You've stolen my wife," he
raved, roaring drunk. "You're
not going to get away with this!"
Caught completely off guard,
the bridegroom went down un-
der a terrific uppercut.
Shocked and frightened, the
wife ran screaming down the
path, with her ex-husband in hot
pursuit.
"I always knew you were a
brute, Charlie, and now this
proves it," she shrilled, as he
caught up with her. Seizing her,
he tried to kiss her but luckily a
passer-by intervened,
As it happened, the newlyweds
spent their honeymoon first night
under the same roof. But the
battered bridegroom, his head
swathed in bandages, was so ner-
vous that he locked himself in a
separate room and refused to
come out until satisfied that hi's
rival had left• town.
TALL DRINK — T h is 75,000-
gallon "drinking cup" provides
elevated water storage for the
sprinkler system of a paper
cup manufacturer in Brampton,
Ontario:The steel, tripod struc-
ture is 100 feet high.
Turned Him Down
But Kept His Gift
One of the most fascinating
sights in a Moscow museum to-
day is a remarkable diamond
about the size of .a pigeon's egg
and slightly tinged with yellow,-
which legend says was stolen
many years ago by a French
army deserter Seem the eyepiece
of an Indian idol.
It is the world-famous Orloff
Diamond, recently estimated to
be worth half a million dollars.
The daring thief is said to
have needed no light On the
night he donned a disguise and
broke into the pagoda which
housed the idol. For outside a
'thunderstorm raged and fre-
quent flashes of lightning lit up
the idol.
"Laboriously he climbed on to
the knee of the twenty-foot fig-
ure and wrenched the diamond
free," says one early account,
He hid it in his native clothee,
escaped through the storm and
arrived in Madras after months
oa hardship. He sold the dia-
mond for $10,000 to an English
sea captaie, who sold it in Lon-
den for $60,000 to an Armenian
diamond merchant.
This man look the 193-carat
stone to Holland where he dis-
posed of it for $575,000 to Prince
Orloff, Who was in love With
the bewitching. Tsarina Cather-
ine of IttISSia. In 1172 the prince
noticed that her passion was,
cooling and promptly offered her
the diamond. The Tsarina ac-
cepted it.
Her pleasure at becoming the
owner Of .the diairionci led the
prince to' hope she would now
Marty knee-fee her litishand had
died •sobn after' his accession to
the theone. But although she
kept hie gift —she had nothing
against their ee• histeey reveals
that °nee again she tinted .the
Poer,prina down flat.,
Here, 'for st change from the
usual batch of recipes, is the
tale of a woman who decided to
try home-made bread. It was
written by Mri. Gail Edith John-
son In", 'the Christian Science
Monitor and I hdpe you enjoy it
as much ".as' I did.
*
I loOked'dsuspiciouely at the
recipe. "Why, oh,'why;" I moan.;
ed, "did I have .to marry a man
who loved homemade bread !"
But I had, and he did. He was
"sick and tired," he had said,
"of mouthing bought bread that
tasted like' glue end Sawdust !"
Resignedly I 'started in, "Dis-
solve 'two packages of yeast in
oup of warm water,"
'tine recipe read. I filled a mea-
suring cup half full of 'hot tap
Water and addedethe yeast. Then
I stirred in exact amounts of
everything else and kneaded the
sticky mess as ordered for 10
minutes, eyes riveted on the
clock,
Finally, I "rounded" it up in
e greased bowl, covering it with
a damp dish towel. The recipe
called for a warm place for the
dough to raise, so I set it on top
of my oil stove.
When I peeked under the cloth
later the dough looked like the
same white' blob I had started
with. I checked it two, two and
a half, three hours later. It still
hadn't risen. I decided I'd better
punch it down anyway.
An hour later that punched-
' down look was still there. I
didn't have the faintest notion
whet was wrong, but I decided
to hake it and see what hap-
pened,
Somewhat Sticky
dumped the gooey mass onto
my 'floured beard to shape
loayes. It came out 'of the bowl
with difficulty, as heat from the
oil stove had baked pn inch-
thick crust on the bottom,
Daunted, but still game, I 'fin-
gered the crust into the dough
and shaped "loaves." These I
baked at 425 degrees F. for 25
minutes. Baking couldn't do
'them any harm, I thought inno-
cently. Being unfamiliar with
MY oven, I neglected to move
'the dial from preheat to' bake I
Removing t h e "loaves" froM
the oven was like taking bricks
from a kiln. They resembled
.bricks in size and colour and
weighed as much. I turned them
out at the pans and decided to
try a slice. Laboriously I cut
through the leathery crust and
into the musty smelling bread.
It was mushy gray and tasted
that way.
The first thing my husband
noticed when he arrived home
was my pathetic attempt at pre-
paring the staff of life.
Be pecked me on the nose,
sniffed, a a d asked, puezled,
"What's that 'funny smell ?"
e0 e
'Nothing To
"Oh, nothing, dear nothing," I
said, hastily backing in front of
the loaves. I grabbed a towel and
covered the evidence.
"What are you hiding?" he
asked coyly, reaching for the
towel. "Ah, my little wifey .has
baking bread I" He , hefted a
loaf and it accidentally fell to
the floor, Melting a .very',
breadlike thud. He picked 'it up,
leaned against a chair" and w
laughed and ,
"This -.- this —" he elielted
weakly, "is the cratieSt 'bread
I'Ve ever stelt Just lllre beeeste
teakeediteSe Bilek I"
Ile stopped: suddenly vv.hett
saw the tears rolling down my
cheeks. "Oh, honey," he said,
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings. Don't get dis-
couraged. I'll bet, if y o u try
again your bread'll came out'
right !"
*
I tried, and — oh, well, prac-
tice does make perfect. Little
things done just right can make
a difference. For instance: HOT
water killed my yeast and caused
the musty bricklike bread. The'
water must be lukewarm.
Another thing.: Direct heat
will form a crust on dough; a
thigh shelf or chair near a warm
air register is much better. And
still another: Punching down
then shaping loaves properly
gives a fine texture, preventing
a Swiss cheese effect from air
bubbles. Many 'sessions later
had concocted a whole new re-
cipe.
*
Here it is: Fine-every-time
bread—For two loaves: Dissolve
1 package of dry yeast and 1
'teaspoon sugar in 1/2 cup luke-
warm water, Let stand 10 min-
'Utes. To 1 cup milk add: 1 cup hot
water, 3 tablespoons sugar, 1
tablespoon s a 1 t, and 2 table-
spoon's shortening.
When mixture is' cool to luke-
warm, add yeast mixture and Y2
teaspoon cardamon. Then add
sifted flour 'gradually, until
dough can be handled. (No need,
to measure.)
o •
Knead about 10 minutes or un-
til dough is smooth and elastic,
'but only slightly sticky. Round
'up in greased bowl; bring greas-
ed side up, .COver and let rise
until double in b u 1 k. Punch
down and let rise again, Shape
into two loaves, put in greased
pans, and let rise until .double.
Bake at 425' degrees F. 'foe' 25
minutes. Turn out on wire 'racks.
Cool, then freeze or store in
plastic bags. 0 *
One las t warning: Piet the
bread to rise in plain,view.
'Once I nestled my bow high
on a closet shelf and went gaily
-about my housework, pleased
with myself for having found
such a nice 'warm spot. Hamra
later I flew to the shelf with
palpitating heart. It was a mess!
The blown-up dough had escap,
ed the bowl and was Stretching
sticky tentacles into my best
blankets 'and sheets !
THE PROBLEM
Most of us have a prette clear
ided of the world we want.
What toe lack is an understand-
ing of Low to go about getting
it—liugh Gib-on.
FLORAL
beach 'hci is one of the Italian'
imports you may a seeing rieSe
sLitriniee,
[ET'SIRD Jody Youngblood.laves Adair tllyates 111:'detir y.
Oh 4:Coedit till 9-Morifh-Old faltOn 'Oh her 'shoulder ail day' long
heli Fort- Worth, Tex.i teSidurant, one* Jody loaned lovable
.Adam to the afti 'zoo •Wkete,fie promptly tore laid aviary
enotet. 'NOW ,back wi:th :Jody 'and' all is IWeetnsosa,
Does Money
Bring Happiness?
1110 qtWAtiOn is hardly original
but the row it has provoked .in
the obscure Italian village of San
Marco d'Urri was surely unpre-
cedented.
The money arrived last No-
vember when every man, wo-
man, and child in San Marco was
presented with 25 shares of Bank
of America stack worth $1,200
and paying $47 year in divi,-
dends. "Maraviglioso!" the vil-
lagers cried when bankers, TV
cameramen, and news photogra-
phers arrived from. Genoa and
slogged the last half mile into
town on a muddy mule path. The
church bell tolled and there wa$
lofty praise for the two brothers,
Victor and Joseph Saturno, who
had sent the money from Arne-
rite,. Rich and childless real-
estate operators in Reno, Nev.,
they had wanted to create a me-
morial to their father, Leopold,
who had spent his youth in San
Marco, "Che generoeita" the vil-
lagers agreed,
Everyone, that is, except the
terrible-tempered widow Vir-
ginia Cassinelli, 82, who, in an
age of payola, refused to sign up
for her share. Claiming it was
the work of the devil and hurling
lurid curses, the widow forced
her son, Mario 85, and her daugh-
ter, Gentile, 83, to give up their
shares, too. The village, she ar-
gued, was going to the dogs, pre-
cipitevolissimovolmente.
When the villagers started
squabbling over their new
wealth, it seemed the widow
might be right.• Youths swagger-
ed around in fancy new trench
coats and the silence of the once-
peaceful countryside was ruined
by the roar of scooter bikes.
worse still, a feud developed over
what sort of "thank you" gesture
San Marco should make.
On proposal was to change the
name of the village to Saturno
(that wouldn't cost anything, but
was finally discarded as too nig-
gardly). Then a statue was pro-
posed but rejected on the ground
that San Marco has no piazza to
put it in. Finally, the 220 inhabit-
ants of the upper part of the vil-
lage decided to build a church in
honor of the Saturnos. This
would save them walking half a
mile to the church in the lower
part of the town: But the 64 resi-
dents of lower San Marco object-
ed. They preferred a bust of
Papa. Leopoldo in-front of the
present church.
"You want the church and the
FASHION HINT
ifMllml