The Brussels Post, 1957-08-28, Page 211.
Laughing Boy On Television Do Ugly Girls
Make Best Wives?
By, Dick Irlether
NE4 Staff Correspondent
NEW YORK-- Critics of tele-
Iasi= frocitiently charge that.
Vie newest, of the entertainment
media doesn't breed its own
*tars.. But nobody en, deny that
develops amazingly talented
"secOnd bananas"—men like Ski
Caesar's Carl Reiner and Jackie
Gleason's Art Carney,
'And now you can acid a new
WHILE OUR THROATS ARE PARCHING—Beer is king for a day in
the Bavarian town of Riedenburg, Germany, as these foaming
"beer mugs" march through the streets during the festival of
the "Day of Beer." Held for the first time, the celebration drew
thousands of visitors. It featured the symbolic marriage of "Miss
Barley and Mr. Hops:"
Britons Go In For
Odd Societies.
Are you interested In
tUre? Do you like folk-dancing,
or do you feel strongly about
smoke pollution? If so, there is
a society of fellow enthusiasts
waiting to welcome you to their
ranks For in Britain .to-day
hundreds of such .organizations
are flourishing..
Possibly you consider King
Charles I was wrongly executed
in 1040. If so, there are at lea it
two societies who would like
your support.
One is the Royal Martyr
Church Union, whose object is
"to rescue the memory of Char-
les, I from the tradition of
damaging fiction which passes
for history." Arfother is the So-
ciety of King Charles the Mr-
tyr, who also agree with the.
aim of the' R1VI,C,U.
Due to the cancer scare, many
people have given up smoking,
They would be welcomed by
the National Society of Non-
Smokers. This society, which
publishes a quarterly magazine
called ''Clean Air," safeguards
the privileges of non-smokers,
particularly in trains One of the
aims of the society is the prohi-
bition of smoking in restaurants
and cinemas.
Then there is' the Smell So-
ciety who want to make every-
one smell-conscious. The So-
ciety's keen noses were once
called in by the authorities of
a seaside town to assist in lo-
cating an unpleasant smell which.
was driving visitors away,
Are you fond of goats? If so,
there is a British Goat Society
which will tell you all you want
to. know about these sensitive
creatures,
Another animal organization
with a wider scope is the So-
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iQJam Andtkews.
ON SCREEN, Louis Nye's face,
yoke change with each role,
Have you met any really ugly
men and women lately? Prob-
ably. not. For, according to some
anatomists, men and women are.
less ugly than they were a cen-
tury ago and, there's a much
higher percentage of good-look-
ing people.
This improvement in looks is
general, they point out, and is
likely to continue, although no-
body knows exactly why, One
reason may be that on the whole
we are better fed than were
past generations,
Ugliness has drawbacks, but
also advantages. Some years ago
a London man whore bobby was
attending weddings set out to
prove that ugliness is an aid to
matrimony,
After spending two years
studying the faces of a hundred
brides on their wedding days his
records showed that only five
per cent. were very pretty. Ten
per cent, were pretty, fifteen
per cent. "passably good look-
ing," and seventy per cent,
"downright ugly,"
Three Gloucestershire brothers
were so convinced that plain
girls made the best wives that
they spent a fortnight's holiday
in Wales looking for three eligi-
ble but ugly sisters, They found
them staying with their father
at an inn and, without telling
the girls of their quest, set about
wooing them. The marriages
proved highly successful and
the brdthers said this proved
their theory was correct.
An ugly burglar of Cleveland
told a judge that he took to
burglary because his ugliness
made society reject him. He was
placed on probation and a plas-
tic surgeon undertook to re-
shape his face and make him
more presentable, '
Proving One's Age
Often Difficult
always Reiner and even Carney
U.S.A." and the sensational flap,
4Tlehooley." And then he began
to do some TV work. About
five years ago, he worked an
ABC-TV' show called "Talk Of
The Town." At that same time,
Steve Allen was doing the old
amateur song-writer show,
"Songs For Sale."
Allen and. Nye exchanged fan
letters. Then they met on an ele-
vator and Steve said, "You'll be
hearing from me." As soon as
Allen got his "Tonight" show,
he kept his word, He and Nye
have been working together
Of and on, ever since.
Nye comes from Hartford,
Comm., where, as a kid, he says
he had to play a part,
"You know how kids are," he
says. "Every kid has a certain
role in life to play. There's the
tough kid and the cry-baby kid
and the best ball-player kid. I
was kind of skinny and weak
and I didn't have a part. So I
began to do imitations of the
neighbors and then I had a
part—the funny kid."
At 18, he was working on a,
Hartfor radio station for $2.50 a
broadcast. He's been working
pretty steadily since then.
All these years, he's been ob-
serving people. He has a great
gift omimicry. With a gesture,
a facial expression, a tone of
voice, he can capture a per-
sonality type. His Gordon Hath-
away is that sort of characteri-
zation; it is nothing like Nye
himself.
Where Hathaway is hail-fel-
low-well-met, Nye is quiet.
Hathaway has a ridiculous ex-
pression. Nye is serious, Hath-
away thinks of himself as quite
a wit, Nye seldom says anything
funny. Hathaway is a dapper
dresser, Nye is a sober dresser,
They are opposites in every
sense.
Nye is married to Anita Leon-
ard, the songwriter who com-
posed "Sunday Kind of Love"
and the current hit, "Graduation
Rings." They have a 31/2 -year-old
son. While Nye, leads a comfor-
table life, he admits to the urge .
ANCHOVY SUPREME
1V2 teaspoons anchovy paste
2 tablesPoons mayonnaise or
salad dressing
1 dash each, garlic powder
and seasoned salt
5'g teaspoon pepper
2 tablespoons each, chopped
celery and chopped Chinese
cabbage
1 hard-cooked egg chopped
1/2 medium avocado, crushed
1 tablespoon chopped pecans
or cashew nuts
Blend all ingredients together
and serve on. toast.
piety for the Preservation al
nntna of the Commonwealth, t
There are more than fo;'ty
societies devoted to the eaus4
of temperance, but the P,V.P.a,
or Pub Users' Protection Soy
eicty, is definitely on the othef
side of the fence,
Members of this organization
who have reason to suspect a
landlord of giving short meas-
ure are liable to whip out a spe-
cially devised ruler which will
calculate the bulk loss due to an.
excessive quantity of froth on
their beer)
Many trades and professions
have their own special societies,
among them flour millers, dow-
sers, magistrates, coroners, for-
esters, cab drivers and 'oyster
merchants There are societies.
for the protection of wild life
and flowers, for equal citizen-
ship, for the preservation of
place names, for the introduc-
tion of the decimal system, for
early closing, and the abolition
of slavery.
Before the formation of the
London Fire Brigade, members
of the Society for time Protection
of Life against Fire manned .the
fire appliances of the metropo ,
lis To-day their active partici-
pation in the work of fire-fight-
ing is no longer necessary,
But the funds of this same
organization are now devoted
to the provision of .rewards for
acts of bravery in fire-fighting
and grants for the depend entsild
of firemen and others killed
while trying to save life in fires.
Beekeepers, numismatists.
(coin exp er ts), toxophilites
(archers), ornithologists (bird
experts), bankers and railway
guards have their own profes-
sional societies, The Society of
London Moonrakers preserves a
link with old-time lawlessness,
but its members whose presi-
dent is the Duke of Somerset,
are strictly laW-abiding these
days.
This Society, all Wiltshiremen,
takes its name from a gang of
Wiltshire smugglers who were
once surprised by excisemen as
they were dredging a pond with
rakes.. in the light of a full moon.
When challenged, they said
they were trying to get the "fine
big cheese" they could see re-
flectd in the water. After the
officers had departed, chuckling
at the stupdity of countrymen,
the • "moonrakers" proceeded to
fish out their keg of illicit
brandy undisturbed'
pieces). Use scissors dipped
in water for cutting. Do not
use black or spiced drops.
Cream together the shorten-
ing and sugar. Add egg, orange
rind, vanilla, and salt, Sift to-
gether the flour, soda and bak-
ing powder. Add to first mix-
ture. Add all remaining ingred-
ients. Press into rolls 2 inches
in diameter.; wrap in waxed
paper; chill overnight in refrig-
erator. Slice; place on greased
cookie sheet, Bake at 340° F. 8
minutes,
* * *
Long summer days lag some-
times, especially for teen-agers
who are used to being in school.
Suggest that they use their in-
genuity to invent new drinks
and desserts, The turn-around
method may appeal to them—
for instance instead of making
a chocolate soda with vanilla
ice cream, make a vanilla soda
with chocolate ice cream. The
same method may be used with
strawberry or pineapple or peach
sodas. Color may be added to
marshmallow sauce— green, red,
or yellow, and different flavors
added, too. For instance, a sun-
dae or parfait may be made with
chocolate ice cream and this
marshmallow sauce colored
green and flavored with pepper-
mint writes Eleanor Richey
Johns ton in The Christian
Science Monitor.
GREEN PEPPER CHEESE
DELIGHT
5 medium or 4 large green
peppers, washed, seeded and
Cut up
1 medium onion
2 tablespoons salad oil
2 tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon salt
Juice of 1 lemon
1 package (6-ounce) cream
cheese
2 tablespoons Mayonnaise
Grind peppers and onion in
meat chopper. Add sugar, salt
and lemon juice. Allow this
mixture to stand in refrigera-
tor 2 hours or longer. Drain in
colander. Combine cheese and
mayonnaise and add to first
mixture. Stir until well mixed.
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Fifteen minutes is all that is
required to ibake these country-
style buttermilk biscuits.
Buttermilk Biscuits
5 cups flour
2 teaspoons soda
3 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons salt
6 tablespoons lard
2 cups thick buttermilk
Sift dry ingredients together
and cut the lard into them until
all is grainy, Beat in the butter-
milk. Knead slightly in the bowl.
Turn out onto floured board and
roll to 3/2 -inch thickness. Cut
with 3-inch cooky cutter: Place
in greased tins and bake 15 min-
utes in hot oven.
* *
Could you prove your age if
you hadn't a birth certificate as
a check? One man asked doctors
to examine his teeth to Check
his claim to being seventy; but
they explained that the margin
of error could be. as much •as. five
years. A woman brought along a
soup spoon she had beena given
on her eighteenth birthday, and
the officials granted her pension
on checking its hallrhark.
Family Bibles often yield valid
evidence,' yet" the "authorities
pinned a forgery charge on a
man who produced aa Bible with
entries. dating back,to 1880„The
particular editiop had.-not ,been
printed until 1920. One woman
said she could remember Soldiers
going off to the Boer' war when
she was a girl of thirteen.
"In that case," said an investi-
gator, "you can't be much more
than sixty-five." But the old
lady was so sure that she was
seventy that a more thorough
check was made. It turned out
that she was recalling- the Boer
War but a campaign of 1885.
An old man turned up with a
roll of wallpaper twenty feet
long, listing his family tree for
100 years. An elderly woman
blushingly invited officials to
visit her home and inspect her
bed. Embroidered on the side of
the mattress was the date and
place of her marriage as a young
bride of twenty-one.
Old school books, old photo-
graphs, military records have all
helped the pension detectives. A
man was able to prove his eligi-
bility because he could remem-
ber the names of the trading
ships that had served the Arctic
rim in his boyhood. One old soul
had always cherished her child-
hood doll and the pension
provers were able to gauge her
age by its costume.
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OFF SCREEN, Nye is serious
opposite of TV Hathaway.
to have his own show, "pro-
vided I find something that I
would fit into."
Meanwhile, he goes on with
Steve Allen. The strange thing
about this relationship is that
there is no contract. He waits
until -Allen calls him, otherwise
he doesn't. go on (and doesn't
get paid). The best second ba-
nana currently working, in other
words, is up for grabs.
MILL KEEP ON TRYING—At Stateville Prison, Joliet, III., Nathan
Leopold, who was denied executive" clemency by Gov. Wil-
liam Stratton, tells newsmen that he will keep trying to win
his freedom until "my dying breath." Leopold is serving 85
years for the slaying of 14-year-old Bobby Franks in 1942.
You may like to top off your
party with some colorful gum
drop cookies.
GUM DROP COOKIES
1/2 cup shortening
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 egg
1 teaspoon grated orange rind
1 teaspoon vanilla
teaspoon salt
1 cup flour
3 teaspoon each, baking pow-
der and soda
1 tablespoon water
1 cup rolled oats
Y2 cup shredded coconut
34 cup gum drops (small
The 18-hole golf course, con-
structed on the high rolling
slopes east of Prospect Point,
offers a variety of hazards
which will test and^ delight the
average golfer visiting Saskat-
chewan,
one, Steve Allen's Louis Nye.
Bis most frequent character —
the Madison Avenue laughing
boy, Gordon Hathaway — is a
small gem. And. Nye does so
many other characters on the
Allen show, many of them lul-
ls easily spotted. But Louis Nye's
face and voice and even his car-
riage change with each of his
portrayals. He is, first and fore-
taost, a highly talented actor,
This comedy streak in him is
4 late-flowering facet of the
Man. He was, for many years, a
;edict actor, He called himself
'"an emotional juvenile," and
generally played highly-charged
soles. He was also a competent
"double," a radio term meaning
that he could and did play two
parts on the same show.
"All this time' he says, "I had
a feeling, inside, that I was fun-
ny. To myself, I thought that I
was a funny guy. So what I'd do
would be to play benefits. I'd do
monologs, whatever came into
any head,
"One time, I did one of these
monologs and a Broadway col-
umnist was there. He wrote me
up for a whole column, I was
so scared somebody would offer
me a job as a comedian that I
ran home and hid."
Nye, during this period, had
no confidence in himself as a
funny man. There was something
Inside him, wanting to come out,
but he would have died of fright
on a nightclub floor. It's a
strange situation, one he won't
go into very deeply, but one
that is happily over.
"Now," he says, "I could do a
nightclub. But there's no long-
er the great need there once
was. Before, I wanted to, but I
couldn't, Absolutely could not
face it."
What changed him, more than
anything else, was the Army,
He began to do little things in
the recreation hall at Camp
Crowder, Mo. He did sad mono-
logs and funny monologs and
patriotic monologs. (At one
time, he had a partner for some
of these—Carl Reiner.)
He came out and went into
Broadway shows, like "Inside
der heavy make-up, that chances
are you don't recognize him half
the time he's On.
This, of course, is a tribute to
his own acting skill. Reiner is
Catching Crooks
By Puth-Button
A new use for TV, as a real
life crime detector, became ap-
parent after h recent bank hold-
up in the Middle West, At this
bank the management had a
few days earlier installed a
secretly positioned movie-camera.
The girl at the counter merely
had to step on a special button
to start the camera working. So
when a masked man, accompan-
ied by his alluring blonde ac-
complice, burst into the bank
arid shouted "This is a stick-up,"
the clerk pressed the hidden but-
ton and the camera photograph-
ed their actions. Within a few
hours of their getaway, the film
negative recording their hold-up
was being flashed on television
screens to millions of viewers.
The than in the mask, twenty-
four year-old Steve Thomas, had
an unmistakable prance - like
walk. Through this TV screening
he was soon arrested, as was his
girl accomplice, Wande de Cerizi,
eighteen. Now this "arresting
eye" is being installed behind
vast numbers of cash desks as ar
counter to *stick-ups".
NO STEP THERE — Nancy Jamieson looks as if she wants to
take another step drawn as she acts cif hillcisf during o wild
*ail on Lake CctlhOdit Chivalry took ti beating, too, as her bro-
thers Torn and Jerry fake if easy inside the class D sailboat.
yltt itself—solar or artificial—has been topped
exposed film. The Bell & Howell Company
ctric eye that "reads" the light and 'automatically
an at 164' photographs a baseball game: His
etch at right' shows how the exposure control
Ottoni of camera) sets flow of electric
moving gear 'mechanism that controls
perture to permit exactly the right amount of
control operates instantaneously and toritiriu-
et; even though the light changes While the
light to make 4-5c1 pt(tordS, a beacon light
p shooting:
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current, The current flaws threugh, the meter
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A good bread you may want
to try during the summer sand-
wich season is made with sev-
eral flours. You can add 6 table-
spoons soy flour, 6 tablespoons
dried milk and 4 tablespoons
wheat germ to it if you desire
more grains in your bread. This
was sent in response to a re-
quest for a 7-grain bread.
SPECIALTY DARK BREAD
1 cake compressed yeast
I/2 cup molasses
1,4 cup lukewarm water
1 cup milk scalded
3A cup water
2 tablespoons shortening
1 tablespoon salt
, 4 cups sifted flour
2ai cup whole wheat flour
36 cup cracked wheat
Vs cup rye flour
1 cup oatmeal
Dissolve yeast in the 1/4 cup
lukewarm water and about half
the molasses. Pour hot milk over
shortening and salt; add water
and remaining molasses and cool
to lukewarm. Combine with
yeast mixture, Combine flours
and oatmeal and add mixture to
liquid mixture, 1 cup- at a time,
beating until smooth after, each
addition,
When dough is stiff, turn out
on lightly floured board, and
knead until smooth and elastic
(about 10 minutes), Shape into
a ball, grease top lightly and
place in greased bowl, Cover
and let rise in warm place
(80°85° F.) until double in bulk.
Punch down. Let rise again.
When half again its original
sac, divide into two parts, Roll
in balls. Cover and rest 15 min-
utes. Mold into loaves, Let rise
until double in bulk, Bake at
450° E. for 15 minutes. Reduce
temperature to 375° E. arid bake
40 minutes longer. Turn out on
rack and let cool away frern
drafts, * *
Here are two sandwich
spreads which may be new to
you, They're well worth trying.