The Brussels Post, 1955-06-01, Page 2TABLE TALKS
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Squatter Myeft On Windsor Castle Stale Cake Was Sold At Auction
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as old as it seems- Much of the
present. Wilding did not exist
150 years ago. l ritain without.
Windsor is unthinkable, Yet
when George III decided to use
an old tower as a hunting box
he feund that the castle mould-
ering in decay and infested with
squattere.
Children from near-by slum
tenements played follow-my.,
leader and tag through the
stately rooms, In fact, when
George IV closed the castle in
order that it could be used for
royal private residence, he risk-
ed unpopularity—for people had
grown used to wandering where
they pleased,
Rights of way were established
that still hold good in some
parts of the castle, despite the
sentries!
To make room for the new
wonders of Windsor, the archi-
tects planned the wonderful 2,-
900 foot terrace; and there is also
an internal corridor 550 feet long
where both Queen Victoria and
King George VI are said to
have practised their first rides
in wheelchaies.
Earl preserved the arm, -Once
Sotheby's bad been able to, es-
tablish the history of this 0,
ject it was returned to 1L,din ,,
burgh and interred with the rest
of the Earl's remainS.
An auction sale unique in his-
tory took place at .frolborn Ball
in London last November, when
titles were offered for 'ale For
over three hundred MU'S a fam-
ily of Essex country' eolioitors
have collected manor rolls, maps
and records which carry with
them the title of lord of the
manor,
The titles, of course, derlve
from the days of feudalism, *and
Horace Beaumont and John
leaurnount were, until. the sale
was over, lords of nearly' fifty
manors in various counties.
Their strange coiieetion. was
knocked down 'for nearly £10,-
000, many people. acquiring the
right to call thernselyee lord of
the Manor for 'a few hundred
pounds.
Although Americans were
keenly interested in the sale, the
Master of the Rolls, Sir Ray-
mond tEvershed, decided that on
no account would these historic
doeuments be allowed to leave
the country. Twenty-seven pen
ple bought titles,
One purchaser, Mr, William
Foyle, the famous bookseller,
bought five, and is now entitled
to describe himself as. Lord of
the Manor of Blamsten Hall, NUCLEAR FASHION - All her school chtims laughed when Nancy
Hancock placed., her hand on the high-powered Van de Graaf
generator at the County Health Fair. Nancy, )3, joined them s
when she looked in the mirror and saw what the generator,
normally used to study the structure of atoms, did to her hairdo.
In the market Place at Car-
lisle
'
on. Wednesday, April 7th,
1832, one of the strangeet auc-
tion sales in history took place,
Standing on a rostrum, sure
rounded by groupe Of traders
and curious neighbours and
friends, were Joseph Thompson
and his wife, Mary Anne Thomp-
;1t;ei round `her neck and then
Joseph ThOmPidn Pieeed a
-" explained, to the astonished and
amused crowd that they had de-
4 cided part, and that she was
tip lo-r, auction bei anybody who
wanted. her:
"She has become my tormen-
tor, a daily •curse, a night inva-
sion and a daily devil. But she
can make -butter, sing- Moore's
- melodies and plait.hee frills and
:'ecans.q therefore offer her, with
all, her prefections and helper
.fectione,' for the sum 'of fifty
Through, this strange perfor-
mance Mary Thompson smiled to
her friends and generally behav-
ed as though_being auctioned by
her husband was a daily occur-
rence. Yet there were no bids.
And 'although Thompson talked
for 'nearly an hour everybody
treated it as- a joke.
At the last Minute, however, a
Stranger on the outside of the
crowd; who had a retriever dog
on 'a leash, pushed his way
through to the front and bid a
pound.
"I'll take twenty shillings and
the dog," said. Thompson, and in
a minute .the deal was done.
Mrs. Thompson joined . her new
owner and the transaction was
solemnly recorded by the clerk
of the market in his ledger. The
ledger implies that Mary went
without resistance and calmly
accepted the'whole procedure.
For England, at feast, that was
a strange business, although the
auctioneering of slaves was coin-
men enough elsewhere. A fac-
• simile of the 'Bermuda Gazette'
Per January' 25th, 1817 makes
"strange reading to-day:
and keep hot, To the butter, add
the fish which has been corn-
' bined with minced vegetables
and eggs.' Cook three minutes,
pile on the hot-toast and-over it
pour savory cream sauce. Serves
six,
Modern Etiquette
Academy in 170 and lost track
of ever since. It fetched 42,730.
Once, Sir Alec Martin of
.0abcroisltli4'tsiosnaidathwaetilridis afniecTri won-
derful things brought them for'
auction; even though unsaleable,
they used to buy them for the
amusement of their customers,
but unfortunately a bomb de-
strayed this curious collection
during the war,
Skeletons, instruments of tor-
ture, Egyptian sarcophagi, Vic.
torian sherry and stuffed croco-
diles ore only a few of the cnr-
ions thinee brought in for auc-
, lion.
Some unique items auctioned
for substantial sums in London
have been a piece of stale cake
for i210 .(it was a portion of
Queen Victoria's wedding cake),
gaulinoceltsa.of Nelson's hair and the
vest which Charles I wore at his
execution. The vest fetched 200
In London every month a very
strange auction sale takes place
in which the items offered for
sale are the prospects of life and
death. The auctioneer sells re-
versions and life policies. The
life policy of an old lady of
eighty-eight is, announced as "an
attractive proposition," ' implying
that it can't be too long before
the policy is paid Up.
But much depends on the
health and potential longevity of
the person in whose name the
life policy is held. A reversion
is a sum of money due from
somebody's will (somebody who
has already died, of course,
otherwise the purchaser of the
reversion Might find that a co-
dicil has made his. property val-
ueless) or under some legal
settlement.
Many people who cannot be
bothered to wait for years to
receive benefits and legacies
auction their rights in this way.
But propably quite the oddest
item ever brought to an auction
room was a man's arm in spirit,
together with a sword. Sotheby's
realized that they could hardly
be put up for auction,
But inquiries were made about
their origin; with- such good re-
sult. that they everl... found to be
of the greatest 'historical inter-
est and of particular sentimental,
value to Scotsmen. For the arm
had belOnged to the Fifth Earl
of Montrose, the . Scottish -hero
who was hanged, drawn and
quartered 'in the seventeenth
century.
Nobody knew for certaia why
this grisly relic had been pre-
served, whether from motives of
patriotism or enmity. It is more
likely, I should think, that -a
sympathizer 'and follower of the
Q. What are the occasions •
when sending flowers is really
obligatory?.
A. To the funeral of a friend,
or a member of a good friend's
family. To an intimate friend
who is — or has been — serious-
ly ill. To neighbors who give
an anniversary party. To a
guest speaker, when we are the
hostess.
There are still many ghostly
corners of Windsor Castle which
are seldom explored. A staircase
near the Sovereign's Entrance
bears the notice: "No One under
any circumstances whatever is
allowed to ascend or descend
this stairway." .A pompous offi-
cial is supposed have tumbled
through crumbling stonework
and found himself in a sewer.
Certainly • there is a labyrinth
of subterranean passages cut in
the pure chalk beneath the great
wine-cellars which have never
been fully charted. There are
mediaeval dungeons and deep
vaults where• the precious crown
jewels were hidden in leather
liatelobXes duking'the war. Many
'people' on the staff, 'indeed, be-
lieve in the existence of undis-
covered secret passages.
Princess Margaret at one time
spent hours exploring the near-
, •by caverns. A former .Dean of
Windsor is reputed to have
wandered along an underground
passage in the castle and
emerged a mile away in the
Great Park.
During the war, so the story
goes, , an' Army deserter acci-
dentally entered the castle by
this means and was -found
cringing in the Queen Mother's
bathroom.'
Altogether the castle has over
l 000 rooms so that it was indeed
a' chance in a thousand. Many
years ago a royal secretary re-
vealed that a well-dressed in- .
tender had actually taken up
residence in this 'maze of rooms
and enjoyed the services of the
footman of the corridor and
kitchen for nearly a month
without being detected.
-As a sequel to • this exploit,
Queen Victoria made it a rule
to say goodbye to Windsor
guests the' evening before they
were due to leave, and official
lists of "arrivals" and "depart-
ures" were 'put into circulation.
In recent years, of course,
Windier Castle has been
amazingly improved and
draught-proofed. Even ' so, the
heating and electric wiring sys-
tems are Woefully' behind the
times and many of the apart-
ments have remained unchanged
since Victorian days. Cense-
euentnv an exnendittire of $750,-
000 .for modernizing the sanitary
and engineerine' services of `the
castle was recently put forward.
TRIM IDEA - Christmas tree in
theme of Mrs. Joseph ,Can-
a very modern vein is the
zani's costume at a ball, Wire
and balloons add the modern-
istic touches.
The traffic swirls alongside
Windsor Great Park and some"
times a small geey couple joins
the stream, driven by a elinn
girlish figure, a coloured scarf
.around her head, There is no
special policeman on point duty
and often the grey ear has to
wait for a lull in the holiday'
rush ,along the main road.
Few of the Passing cirieers re-
alize that the motorist whom
they are keeping waiting is the
Queen. This anonymity truly
typifies the Queen's keen en-
joyment of her least-known
home, her "maisonette in a grey
tower" at Winclaor.
At one time the Court went
to Windsor Castle only for East-
er and Ascot week and special
furniture had to be taken from
lLondon, When the Palace serv-
ants wished to date the future
movements of royalty, they used
to inquire whether a certain
desk would be in or out of town.
Now the Queen like to pop
down to. Windsor whenever she
can snatch a spare week-end.
The suite she, occupies in the
Victoria Tower was presented
to her as a home of her own
when she was a girl of eighteen
, and nowhere can the Queen
end her husband enjoy greater
relaxatien and privacy,
In the little dining-room—con-
verted from a former pantry--
Her Majesty once highly en- ,
tertained her father by serving
2 meal she had cooked herself,
and the late King so appreciated
the comfort of her rooms that
he jokingly declared he would
like to move over!
Naturally, the Queen has little
time for cooking nowadays. But
her self-contained suite still has•
Its own tiny kitchen; and. an ap-
petizing whiff of eggs and ba-
con • mingles occasionally with
The castle's air of grandeur.
This is the latest charming
-twist 'in the Windsor story .
the saga of the thirteen-acre
fortress that has been the home
of Britain's kings and queens
for nearly 900 years.
It was from. Windsor that King
John sallied forth to sign the
Magna . Charta, and in the royal
library Shakespeare first staged
his "Merry Wives of Windsor"
to entertain Good Queen Bess: *
At Windsor Henry VIII received
that cutting rejection from a
young French princess . . . "Sire,
of course I would marry you-e.
if I had two necks!"
At Windsor Queen Victoria ,
shyly proposed marriage to
Prince Albert; and whether a-
lady's garter -was retrieved from
the dance floor or not it was
certainly within the castle that
heroic Edward III founded the
Order of the Garter in 1344.
To-day, as 7,000 visitors a day
jostle through the State Apart-
ments, they see old masters
worth a million pounds and 'one
of the finest collections of ar-
mour in the world.
The privileged are often shown
the bullet that came out of Nel--
eon's heart and Bonnie Prince
Charlie's sword, items, that King
George V once dubbed, "Ofirt-
ordinary, everyday treasures
Everything has happened at"
Windsor. On one occasion
George IV entertained three
three foreign ambassadors to a
banquet and prankishly sat a
scared tramp on his right hand..
Another time a monkey occupied
the chair of honour and drank
everything within- reach. '
The strange fact remains that
Windsor Castle
remains
is by no means` •
Troublesome
Names
Q. It is correct to use the
knife for cutting fish at the din-
ner table?
A. No; the fork should be
used for this. However, it may
be necessary at times to use the
knife to slip back piece of re-
fractory skin.
Q. When a .than meets a
woman on the street, with whom.
be is well acqUainted, shoUld he
offer his hand? '
A, This is s tticktly the
woman's privilege, and it is bet-
ter to let her make the first
move,
• Q. Does the father of a widow
or divorcee, wino. is marrying for
the second time, give her ,away?
A. YOS lief father givet her
away precisely- as he did at• the
first marriage. Andeher family
again *tunes all 'the expenses
of the wedding, einleee she pre-
fers to meet there herself,
Q. Isn't it considered rude for
a man, when dining, to snap his
fingers in an' effortlo attract the
attention of the waiter?
A, This .18 exceedingly ill-
bred. He should always wait un-
til he catches the .waiter's eye,
then an inclination 'of the head
will do the trick,
Q. Hew (Ines a mother refer
to her son's Wife When introduc-
ing her to friends?
A. To casual friends, she may
say, "My daughtevin-law," To
clbse friends, she may say, less
forrnally, "Bob's wife."
Q. How should one eat break-
fast bacon, with the 'fingers or
a fork?
A. When possible, with a
efork, But when ;t is se very dry
and crisp- that it scatters into,
fragments when broken by
fetle, fingers :are peenlitted, as
they are also for very dry potato
chips.
Q. Should the Minerniternerit
of an dirgagetrient be finale
A. Yee, This may be aerie by
sanding a notice tO the ile*S-
er, or by issuing eiigrirved.
announcements to Oldie friends
and relatives, fir by means
an announcement party for' the
close friends eintl relatives,,
a Q. S sehool teacher
rise front his or bet desk *lien
the Principal enters the elais-0
A, 'Ves; and it Would fib nice
if the crass;_ Were titught to iPlplt>
HEN'S A GOOD EGG - Fur and feathers have made a happy
merger. This old hen abandoned her eggs after a two-week
sit fa. tare for a litter of kittens belonging to eight-year-old
Warren Ball...
TO BE SOLD BY VENDUE
At the' Subscriber's' Auction
Roorn on Tuesday next
(Their Established Auction
Day),
At ten o'clock, to close Sales,
Men's Willow Hats, of good
qality,
Iron,
Nails assorted,
25 Bags Bread,
10 Barrels Salt,
also;
Rice, corn, flour, crackers,
Candles, white lead
and
A Healthy Young. Negro
Woman.
But even to-day drama in the
auction room is a common thing.
At famous auction rooms' such as
Sotheby's or Christie's small for-
tunes change hands in a matter
of minutes and fabulous prices
are paid for 'strange or rate ob-
jects. Once the staggering sum
of .364,094 was bid in a single
day at Christie's-eit Was during
the sale of the Belford Collec-
tion—and on another occasion
£60,090 :was bid for a single pic-
ture, Romney's "Mrs. Daven-
port."
It takes a lot to surprise those
who' run auction rooms. Rich
people unloading' their collec-
tier's, into motley, families clear-
ing out old "junk" from lofts and
basements, and a few who'ye
bought something . they think
might be valuable.
Sometimes they're right: like
the man who, in 1945, brought
into Christie's an "Old print"
he'd bought down the East End,
for a few shillings, It wag Row-
landson's Original picture of the
famous Vauxhall Gardens, which
had been exhibited at the Royal
If you are one of those peo-
ple who use mayonnaise only
for salads you are overlooking
many a real treat.• Mayonnaise
can be added 'to a great variety
of dishes to impart distinctive
flavor — food that will have
your folks asking, "What's in
RI" e
MUSHROOMS WITH
--ANCHOVY TOAST
12 trimmed slices of toast
1 tablespoon anchoyy paste
Y2 cup Mayonnaise
1 pound mushrooms
24 cup butter
1/4 cup flour
2 cups milk
3/2 teaspoon salt
Pepper
.Paprika
Toast the trimmed bread on
one side and spread with an-
chovy paste mixed with an
equal amount of mayonnaise.
For the sauce; wash and stem
the mushrooms; peel caps. if ne-
cessary. Use the tender part of
the stems and cook with the
caps in butter about' four min-
utes: Stir in the flour and when
well blended, add milk and
seasonings. Stir until thick and
smooth, add the rest of the may-
onnaise and pour hot over the
toast. Serves six.
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CHICKEN OR TURKEY
.A LA KING
11/4& cup butter
1 cup small mushrooms (can-
ned Mushrooms may be
used)
2 tablespoons minced green
pepper
let
cup flour
13,4 cups milk
3 cups cubed 'cooked chicken
or turkey
cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons-pimiento
Melt the butter in a heavy
skillet, but do not let it brown.
Cook the whole mushroom caps
and minced green pepper in' the
butter over low heat for about
five minutes. Sprinkle with flour
and blend well into the mixture.,
Add milk and stir until smooth
and thick, Add cubed ehicken
or turkey.and cook for one min-
ute. "Add mayonnaise and pi-
miento, stirring in 'well, and
serve at once, Pass' a 'plate of
melba toast,
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SAVORY CREAM SAUCE
(For Fish or Tongue)
2 tablesPoons butter '
2 tablespoons flour
1 cup
ih teaspoon salt
teaspoon paprika
IA cup mayonnaise
34 COP minced sour pickle
I Minted pimiento
Melt the bUtter stir in the
flour and When Well blended,
add Milk and seasonings, Stir
over low heat until erntieth and
thick, so_ it One minute,. then stir
in the Mayonnaise, Minded.
Pickle and pineiente, This is also
deficieue With cauliflower or
broccoli.
(teifeiiinS) cup bunter
6' oblong' sikes toast
ya bun minced' lobster or tuna
flak "
1 tablespoon' minced green
PeiiPer
1 tablespoon Minted onion
cup chopped Celery (find)
2 minced hard-Cooked' Ogg
Savory death sauce' (above)
Melt butter arid fry eaclf slice
of toast hi it for one Minute,
Remove toast to a hot Platter
If youts is a name that's easily
pronounced, consider yourself
kicker'. .For there are ..plenty of
people with surnames which are
constantly being feisPeonounced.,
For instance, there's a testau-
rant keeper in"' Lansing;" Micni-
'gen, whie!'he's never Met any-
' one ' Who can: - correctly` pro-
nOutice his name fleet ache.
1.716's ere sere none of his pa-
ttoos ie likely- to-do so-that the
'other .day heedecidecl- AO Offer ,
trete ,Intichts -'to any- who suc-
teeded. Nobody's- won a free
,lunch
His mainc?..-Georg,
hoditnitrakonouleus. Quite a
„ metitlefol, isn'tnit?. just.try pre-
flouncing it yourself,
Even ,eorrie ,the simplest-
`looking Surbaince. ,are hard tci
peoimithee. Cockbtirer Should be"
nremnineed Xoinitn, not Cook:
burn, for example s And 'Maihe
nearing eetirids like Manneting
and Compton likektiriinton.
It was the gibitee arra you're
' arid aristoj.ratitiqoeking Voting
men tvho brined ' "the 'British
Arnie' in the tirst'Worle Wet that
'nobody • 'ever pebnounted hie
" mite peitetectly. - It Was enelt
"Beeetveater. • *
-On Iiie mut Parade Private
IltretWater" wore reteriedle. A
forfeit:1e eeretterit Veiled to Mtn:
"Private BeysWater, take -off
tfi t window-pane!"
iriltired Wee the Pei-
Vete replied: "MY toned, serge
ant ,14 Pretidonced 18'aSSiter
not Tiaysivater.4
STIEL, JCA• - •ebtiretilerif
toe. tayS. Mettle Windsor
rrrovie'-star,. Her new
litkk Htitetie Vearite her to 'keep'
drt before the-edriierdi,
BOYS i OMAN It 'happened ill fodiotiaoOffs but ft could happen It's iher bid :glory three bays ari-a,rtiike of -.flee tattle titriC.,aild oncoming fruCk. The boys were critically lUCky,.rtaf killed 'bUtright. Parainian tidy& imashed bike. Madrid 00k Iraffie Caph Ao.diy" jaeobt announced .pcnce' would mil:s the biker o etni' ryettii-Oitert caught eldirt4 'double or trirlle. • It's-,deodly," h6.