Times-Advocate, 1979-02-14, Page 4Times-Advocate, February 14,1979
Parents take note
There’s little doubt that most peo
ple realize the value of sight, but the
number who suffer accidental blin
dings through their own carelessness or
thoughtlessness points up the fact that
prevention is an area that does not
receive enough attention.
In this year’s White Cane Week
message, it is reported that every year
approximately 2,000 Canadians suffer
severe or total loss of sight. Of these
cases, half are considered preventable.
So, it is obvious that people must
become more conscientious about
preserving their sight.
While industrial safety
associations have made steady gains in
decreasing the number of work related
eye injuries, there has not been a com
parable effort on the “home front” and
household injuries continue to be high
on the list as the cause of sight loss or
damage.
People continue to gamble with
their sight by failing to wear safety
glasses for home maintenance work
and this laxity also shows up in the
careless storage of toxic cleaning
fluids which result in serious damage
to children’s eyes. Parents are also
reminded that many games in which
their children participate are risky, in
cluding such favorite sports as snow
ball tossing, bows and arrows, pellet
guns, darts and even ping pong.
However, parents have an even
greater problem facing them later this
month, when the country will ex
perience an eclipse of the sun of
February 26.
That has prompted the Ontario
Association of Optometrists to embark
on an extensive program to warn peo
ple of the dangers involved in looking
directly at the eclipse. It is a warning
that should be heeded by parents,
because few children probably realize
the dangers involved and their curiosi
ty could lead to serious consequences.
There are safe indirect methods of
viewing the eclipse, but the best way is
to watch it in on television. Hopefully,
area school officials will join parents in
an educational campaign to ensure that
children know the dangers of even a
slight peak at the sun during .the
eclipse.
Close supervision is imperative,
and there’s no better time than White
Cane Week to be considering the im
plications of carelessness in this and
other dangerous practices that can
cause total or partial eye damage.
Think small
All Strings Attached
Canadians come in all
shapes, sizes and colours,
speak two official languages
and hundreds of unofficial
tongues, work at professions
ranging from scallop fishing
to computer engineering,
may be poverty stricken or
spectacularly rich. There is,
in other words, no such thing
as a “typical” Canadian.
On the other hand, within
geographical regions, there
are likely to be more com
mon features than would be
found between regions. The
wheat farmers of the Prairies
have different occupations,
different ancestors, different
geography and different cli
mate than the miners of Que
bec. Naturally, the farmers
have many values which are
different from the miners’
values. Moreover, the eco
nomic differences between
Programs of interest to
only one or two provinces
are not subsidized, even
though they may be more
important to those one or
two provinces than any of
the subsidized projects. The
result is too many federally-
favoured programs and not
enough programs dealing
with regional issues.
There’s a very definite
federal plan in ail of this, of
course. And the plan is this:
if regional distinctions can
be minimized, unification
should follow. It hasn’t work
ed out that way, however.
The provincial differences
haven’t vanished — they’ve
intensified in this environ
ment of neglect. Regional
unrest - in Quebec and the
West, for example — can be
traced back to the govern
ment’s “unification” reliance
Aation on its knees
Another overwhelming success
Those who lived through the trying
years of the Second World War can
easily recall that the biggest single
threat to the free world for many
months was the submarine blockade of
Great Britain by the German navy.
More threatening than the clash of
arms and the roar of bombs was the
loss of ships and crews on the storm-
tossed Atlantic.
What the Germans failed to ac
complish in the war years has come
close to reality this winter as the
British labor unions strangle their own
country and their own families by
nation-wide strikes. Britain’s stores
are running out of stocks while food
rots on the docks.
Obviously British working people
must believe themselves in dire need of
higher wages if they are willing to br
ing their nation so close to the brink of
ruin. One can find a great deal more
sympathy for them than for the many
strikers in this country who seek only
to make a good life even better.
However, it is the old story, with both
sides obdurate in their demand that the
other side must surrender.
There are no easy choices for Bri
tain. She is caught in the vise of a world
economy which is squeezing the life
blood from the nations which are short
on natural resources and arable land.
Gone are the days when Britain’s in
dustrial know-how and wide spread
colonies made her a world leader. She
is now a small nation...big on tradition
and short on wealth. For a time her
economy improved on the basis of new
found money from North Sea oil, but
now it appears that road to salvation
may be too far over the horizon.
During Britain’s last economic
crisis several reliable writers express
ed the same fear: that continued
monetary pressure would lead to the
emergence of one determined leader
who could easily become a dictator. It
was, after all, just such conditions
which led to the replacement of a
democratic government in Germany
by Adolf Hitler.
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Perspectives
The sixth annual sportsmen’s dinner
sponsored by the Exeter Lions was
again an overwhelming success, not
only from a financial standpoint, but
also for the entertainment value.
While there are always a few “duds”
in the lineup, this year’s roster of
speakers was of particularly high
calibre, with J.D. Hill of the Detroit
Lions and Canada’s legendary hockey
mogul, Frank Selke Sr., stealing the
show even when they gave some frank
comments about- life itself. Of course,
Bobby Bragan lived up to his advance
billing, reeling off one-liners that kept
the audience in a state of uproar.
Prior to the dinner, this writer en
joyed a lengthy chat with Frank Selke,
savoring his candor in comments on
the present hockey scene, and being
amazed at the memory of this 80-plus
senior statesman.
Given the chance, Selke can probably
name every player with whom he has
been associated during his lengthy
career in that sport and he even has
vivid recollections of many of the im
portant or humorous plays and
situations with which he has been in
volved in the past 60 years.
He expressed some serious concern
over the way professional sports is
heading in terms of player salaries,
fearing that in the not too distant future,
the price of tickets will be beyond that
which the average sport fan can pay.
He points much of the blame at the
player agents, who have little interest
in the welfare of the game beyond their
10 or 20 percent split of the player’s
salary.
Surprisingly, perhaps,.he was quite
candid in his criticism of Montreal star
Guy Lafleur for reneging on his con
tract early this season. It would have
been interesting to see how Selke
would have handled that situation had
he still been in the front office.
It’s unfortunate that every area
youngster wasn’t on hand to hear the
comments of Selke and Hill when they
explained to the young people in atten
dance that their most valuable asset in
life is their parents.
Selke pointed out, that despite the
trying times they may face with
parents, or the discipline standards
set, they will find no one who will
provide as much love or make as many
sacrifices for them. -
Bragan vividly displayed his affec
tion and joy in meeting young people,
when he spent most of the pre-dinner
time holding court with his “quiz
team", feeding them one crazy ques
tion after another, and dutifully han
ding out big league baseball souvenirs
to those who came up with the
answers. No doubt many of the young
people whom he mystified for almost
an hour will be trying some of the ques
tion on their parents and friends.
-‘•Here’s an example from the Bragan
bag of tricks. A farmer had 17 cows and
Wanted to dispose of them to this three
sons. He wanted the eldest to have half
: the cows, the next son to have one-third
and the youngest to get one-ninth. How
did he do it?
After laboring over the initial
problemof splitting I7into an equal half
for the eldest son, the farmer went to a
neighbor and borrowed a cow, giving
him 18. The eldest received nine as his
half, the next ended up with six as his
third of the 18 and the youngest receiv
ed two as his one-ninth share of the
total. That added up to 17 and the
farmer returned the cow he had
borrowed from his neighbor.
If you want some more fun with '
figures, try this one. Three hoboes and
their monkey were extremely hungry
and in searching for food, one dis
covered a stalk of bananas. He came
back, gave one banana to the monkey
and ate a third himself. The second
hobo later got up and gave another
banana to the monkey and ate one-third
of the balance. The third hobo did
likewise, giving the monkey one
banana and eating one-third of the
balance. In the morning, the three
hoboes gave another banana to the
monkey and split the balance evenly
among them, How many bananas were
on the original stalk?
You can go bananas trying to figure
that one out, but if you come up with
the answer of 79 you’re right.
* * *
the two regions are enor
mous.
These differences were
obvious even 111 years ago.
Consequently, Canada was
set up as a federation rather
than a unitary state; federal
ism leaves room for expres
sion of regional differences.
Somehow, Ottawa lost
‘ track of the benefits of fed
eralism. Over the last 20
years, the feds have moved
us closer and closer to a
unitary government opposed
to regional differences. The
same federal programs are
imposed on all the provinces,
regardless of whether the
programs are in harmony
with specific regional or pro
vincial priorities.
Ottawa hasn’t'actually
held a gun to the provincial
heads. But it has subsidized
the programs which it fa
vours — and a subsidized
program is much more at-
However, the real highlight of the
program was the fantastic result of the
auction sale of two footballs and a ’ tractive than a full-cost pro
gram. So the provinces have
implemented virtually identi
cal health, welfare and edu
cation programs in response
to federal ^financial manipu
lation.
soccer ball and jersey by J.D, Hill and
Jamie Bone of the Western Mustangs.
The auctioneering of two footballs
had raised $360 fol crippled children at
the London banquet the previous night,
and if Hill thought that was something,
he obviously wasn’t prepared for what
was to happen in Exeter.
When the final gavel had been pound
ed, cripped kids were the recipents of a
total of $1,265 for'three pieces of pig
skin and Hill predicted “they’re going
to be talking about this all over On
tario’’.
We’re not certain what human
characteristics spurred the bidders on,
nor are we going to suggest any ul
terior motives It was simply a display
of charity that possibly even surprised
some of the donors ... but then, that
often happens when handicapped
children are the recipients.
That was worth more than the price
of admission alone!
on conditional grants.
Any other outcome is
hard to imagine. A fancy
health care scheme loses
much of its value if it means,
in turn, that the province
can’t afford to provide ap
prenticeship training pro
grams or maintain reasonable
local services. And the only
way the provinces can realis
tically choose between pro
grams is by comparing the
actual costs of those pro
grams.
If Ottawa truly wants to
help the provinces, federal
funds should be provided on
a no-stringsrattached basis
allowing the provinces to
freely act on their own pri
orities. The consequences of
conditional grants are waste
and regional dissatisfaction.
To demonstrate that it is
sincere in its concern about
constitutional reform, Ot
tawa should start with revi-.
sions of its own adminis
trative practices.
"Think small" is an editorial
message from the Canadian
Federation of Independent
Business
«own memory lane
When some people retire it
seems to be the end of the
road for them. Without their
9 to 5 routine and the daily
contact with fellow workers
they wither up and soon die.
With earlier retirement
dates and more leisure time
built into each working week
people are going to have to
adjust to a third life much
earlier. It seems you’ve just
nicely figured out how to
cope with adults from a
child’s point of view when
you’re married and coping
with the problems of a wife
(read that husband if you
wish) and kids, and then
right away you’re put out to
pasture.
I got a letter recently from
the superannuation com
mission saying I can retire in
the 2000. At first that seems
like a long way away, the
start of another century, put
believe me, 20 years can go
pretty fast.
One fellow I knew though,
isn’t worried. He’s got the
retirement situation well in
hand. I have to feel that he
really enjoys life. It would
have been better still if his
wife had been around still to
enjoy it with him but even so
he makes the best of life.
In the spring he puts in a
garden about five times as
big as he needs for himself.
With his asthma a constant
nuisance, he snorts around,
bending over the finest
squash this side of Lake
Erie, and hoeing the corn in
heat that would make most
people quit.
He puts up a lot of the
vegetables and fruit, can
ning it himself and storing it
to give away in the winter
and fall. I’m one of the lucky
ones that gets some of the
free samples.
- I won’t tell how old he is
but he’s been getting a
pension for a long long time;
yet he still drives more miles
than most people do every
day. I’ve met him early in
55 Years Ago
Mr. Richard Davis and
team had a thrilling ex
perience Friday morning
while hauling ice from the
river above the dam. The ice
suddenly gave way and the
team and load were per-
cipitated into the icy water.
They were finally pulled out
and suffered very little from
the experience.
The Exeter Horticultural
Society are offering their
premium list of ten choices
for 1924, The slogan of the
society is ‘Every member of
every family a member of
the Horticultural Society in
1924’.
A leap year skate was held
at the Dome rink on Wednes
day evening last and many
enjoyed a pleasant time on
the ice. The finale was a
grand march led by Mr. and
Mrs. F.M. Boyle.
At the meeting of the
Hurondale W.I., held at the
home of the Misses Oke,
Rev. Donnelly gave an ex
cellent address on ‘Filling
Your Neck’. A demonstra
tion on icing cakes was
given by Mrs. J. Bolton,
Miss N. Keddy and Miss J.
Strang.
20 Years Ago
Kaye Worden, Staffa, won
the district spelling cham
pionship and the Times-
Advocate plaque. Runner-up
was Joan Smith of Crediton.
Sandra Lee Jory captured
first prize and Margaret
Howey and Pauline Ac-
quilina placed second and
third in the PUC public
speaking contest.
Dashwood village trustees
honored Charles Steinhagen
last week for his 50 years of
faithful service to the com
munity. He was appointed a
county constable in 1909 and
has performed since then as
PUC and utility man.
Three members of
Stephen 4-H calf clubs were
presented with winners
cheques at the annual
meeting of the township
federation of agriculture.
They were Glen Sharpe,
Doug Russell and Ernest
Morenz.
15 Years Ago
Most Rev. G. Emmett
Carter, administrator of
London diocese of the
Roman Catholic church was
the guest speaker at the an
nual brotherhood-week
meeting of AOTS men’s club
at James Street United
Church.
The new system of
arithmetic favorably im
pressed principal Arthur B.
Idle and a group of teachers
whq viewed classroom work
in Kitchener schools last
week.
Over 200 attended the of
ficial opening of Lucan’s
newest restaurant, The
Shamrock, Monday. All
visitors were treated to
donuts and coffee.
A Centralia rink, skipped
by, Mardi Johnston, won the
second draw‘’of the ladies'
invitational bonspiel held at
the airport club Wednesday.
Other members were Lil
Walker, Helen Burton and
Grace Skinner.
Tenders have been called
by the federal department of
public works for construc
tion of a new post office in
Grand Bend.
the morning as I’m on my
way to work, pulling out of
some back road. He avoids
the highways. People are in
too much of a hurry on them,
he says.At that time of the
morning he’s coming back
from some distant
restaurant where he’s gone
for breakfast. They all know
him, and he knows every
trucker for a hundred miles
distance if they eat in any
place around here.
He reads a lot - mysteries,
westerns or whatever he can
lay his hands on. And his
mind is still as sharp as a
razor. Fiercely independent,
he lives a long way from his
daughter and grandchildren.
They worry about him
sometimes, like when he
decides to head south, still
avoiding the main roads,
visiting every backroad
restaurant from here to
Florida, entertaining its
owners with his dry humour
and stories from fifty years
ago.
You know, looking ahead
to a busy set of retirement
years may have some ad
vantages after all.
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I’ve bitten my lip until I drew blood.
I’ve tried not to let the hurt show. But
my close friends have noted something
behind the too-bright smile, the overly-
casual manner. So I might as well let it
out. No use getting an ulcer.
I felt slighted to the point of humilia
tion when Ed Schreyer was named
Governor-General instead of me.
I wasn’t too disappointed when
Trudeau passed me over for- the
Senate. I wasn’t old enough, decrepit
enough, or liberal enough.
But I didn’t think his petty vindic
tiveness would go so far as to overlook
me for the G.G.’s job. Just because
I’ve written a few columns suggesting
that Pierre Elliott is something less
than the Second Coming.
There were only the two of us in the
running, obviously, but I can’t figure
out why the Prime Minister turned his
back on me. Perhaps to garner a few
hundred votes in the west, which is
probably all he’ll get, come June.
I have nothing whatever against Ed
Schreyer as a person. I don’t believe in
mudslinging, even when it comes in a
sinecure. But let’s look at the record,
and you may begin to understand my
bewilderment at Trudeau’s mistake of
the century.
Ed Schreyer is a politician.
Governors-General should not be ex
politicians. I am not now, never have
been, and never will be, a politician.
Score one for me.
Ed Schreyer is too young. Governors-
General should be fairly ancient, and
look wise even if they aren’t. I am in
my prime, and by the end of my term
would be approaching the drooling
earnestness that my speechwriters
would prepare for me. And for the se
cond part of the above qualification, I.
am perfect for the part. I can look as
wise as an owl about things in general,
while having the intelligence of a rab
bit about same. Score two.
No use getting an ulcer
Ed Schreyer is a family man. So am
I. But I’ll bet my kids were a lot more
rotten than his are, and I coped with
them. And how many grandchildren
does Mr. Schreyer have? I wonder if
Trudeau gave any thought to the
millions of grandparents in this coun
try, when he made his abominable
choice?
Is Ed Schreyer a war veteran? Well,
I am. There goes the whole Legion
vote, Trudeau, which you might have
got if you’d had your head screwed on
right.
It is now 4-0 for me. Do you begin to
understand my astonishment when the
no doubt worthy, but undistinguished
Mr. S. was chosen over me.
Ed Schreyer was a failure. He
couldn’t hang onto his premier’s job. I
have never failed at anything. I gained
my pilot’s wings in W.W. 2, took an
honours degree in the toughest course
in University, was a successful, if poor,
weekly editor, have risen to the
astronomic height of department head
in a high school, and have been
honoured as Outstanding Columnist in
Canada. 5-0.
Ed Schreyer is singleminded in
politics. An Endeepee-er. I have voted
for all three major parties, some of
them several times. Though not a
politician, I have been closely involved
in politics. I have been publicity man
for a liberal, and NDP hopeful, and a
Tory, The Liberal won twice. Both the
other guys lost. It’s obvious Trudeau
didn’t check my dossier.
Much attention has been given to the
fact that Mr, Schreyer has an ethnic
German-Austrian ancestry. So what? I
am not from one of the so-called foun
ding races either. Scottish, Irish, and a
little splash of Danish when some
sailors were wrecked in the Hebrides a
couple of centuries ago. That sure ain’t
British nor French.
Speaking of French, does Mr.
Schreyer have any bonds with Quebec?
Well, I have. Both my parents were
born and grew up there. My mother
spoke fluent French. And I spent the
first two years of my life in Shawville,
Pontiac County, Quebec. Never mind
that there was not a Jew, a Chinaman,
nor a Frenchman in the village. It was
still in Quebec.
Perhaps you think that, as a former
politician, Mr. Schreyer knows more
about patronage than I do. Nonsense.
When I was the linenman on the dear
old Hamonic on the Great Lakes,
before she was burned at the dock at
Sarnia, I knew the ropes. Give the
Chinese cooks a couple extra bath
towels a week, and you ate better than
the passengers.
I don’t want to go on and one like
this, pointing our Mr. Trudeau’s folly
and Mr. Schreyer’s shortcomings. But
it is a fact that I am better known in
Canada, except among media and
politicians, than he. Ask anyone in
Kamloops or Moosomin or Sutton or
Bridgewater. They’Ve never heard of
him.
Just a few loose ends. Does Mr.
Schreyer have a son who is devoting his
life to the spiritual welfare of the Third
World, and speaks five languages? Or a
daughter who can wheedle thousands
out of her father without even asking?
Or two grandchildren who can reduce a
fine old house into an ancient ruin in
two weeks? Let him answer that.
He has a good-looking wife who cool$
exotic European dishes. I have a
beautiful wife whose grilled pork chops
with canned mushroom soup spread on
top make you weep with gastronomic
delight.
Score? About 14-0. It was a sorry day
fpr Trudeau when he mistook gold
lettering for solid gold.
30 Years Ago
Exeter’s oldest resident,
Mrs, B.S. Phillips, passed
away on Wednesday even
ing.
Arthur Haist of Grand
Bend suffered the loss of his
left eye from injuries
received in a hockey game
at Thedford, Wednesday.
Preston Dearing was in
Toronto last week attending
a meeting of the Ontario
Sheep Breeders Association.
Clark Fisher is in Toronto
as a delegate from the Ex
eter Fair Board to the
Provincial Fairs Associa
tion.
Gordon .Ford, Winchelsea,
had the misfortune to be in
jured Monday morning
while assisting to cut down a
tree. He suffered from
bruises and severe shock.