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Kot all lazy
We read a great deal about those
who cheat the welfare system, and who
refuse to work at any job that they
think beneath their dignity, or beneath
the wage they require. We don’t hear
as much about those who are really try
ing to get along on their own and
honestly looking for work.
A recent T.V. program showed
young men reporting in for temporary
jobs cleaning snow at 7 a.m. the other
morning. They knew that only those
there first would get a day’s work. One
chap interviewed said that he wanted
work, he didn’t want to go on welfare
and ho set off with a shovel and a smile
for a day’s snow shovelling.
We give such young men gredit,
arid we also give the T.V. station credit
for showing the news release. We have
often criticized Canadian T.V. for
showing only the violence in the news.
At the Toronto Fire Academy last
week more than 700 men as well as a
few women were applying for the 50
openings in the Toronto Fire Depart
ment. Competition for the 50 jobs will
be stiff. One chap showed up at 7:30
although he knew the doors would not
be open until 10. Becoming a firefighter
in Toronto is not easv. and the work is
dangerous. The fact that so many
applicants were there would prove that
there is at least a percentage of the
population really wanting to work.
While we are in favour of reducing
the number of civil employees who
have not enough work to fill their day,
we are opposed to reducing the size of.
the army, the number of hospital per
sonnel and other vital services.. By put
ting people out of work and on welfare,
the government loses their services
and saves only the difference between
welfare payments and their wages.
Looking at it that way we were getting
cheap service.
Think small
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The Mail Must Go Through
Tortoise wins again
Two interesting experiments with
speed took place in West Germany
recently.
A couple of automotive accessory
manufacturers took two identical cars,
fitted them with instruments that
measured every detail of the trip, .and
sent them out on 1000 mile journeys.
One driver was told to make the
best time he could, the second was told
to avoid rush and move as the traffic
flow permitted.
The speed-demon finished 31
minutes ahead of the slower driver
after jiearly 1,000 miles. He drove for
20 hours and 12 minutes, braked 1,339
times, passed 2,004 cars and was pass
ed by only 13.
The slower driver braked 652
times, passed 645 times and was passed
142 times in 20 hours, 43 minutes.
The speed demon saved 31
minutes! Out of 20 hours! He had three
times the brake and tire wear! He
passed three times as many cars! Plus
three times the accident exposure! And
three times the wear and tear on the
driver.
Unconvinced. West Germany’s
biggest motor club tried it out on their
own over an 800 mile run. The fast car
took 16 hours and 52 minutes; the slow
one took 21 minutes longer.
The fast driver used 10 more
gallons of gas than the slow one! For
the few minutes the fast driver gained
— the risk to his life, the cost and wear
and tear on his nerves proved that it’s
just not worth it.
So when starting out on a long
journey or any trip for that matter,
even around the block — it’s not how
long it takes you to get there that
matters, it’s getting there safely.
And going the safe way is always
the right way.
If the German tests are not proof
enough, there’s always the story of the
Tortoise and the Hare.
“Think I’ve got the system licked—we’ll pay with MasterCharge,
the Master Charge with A merican Express, the American, . A
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One stubborn customer
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Perspectives
he opened it. Not in a
miserable, nasty way. Very
calmly, in fact. It was just
one of those things the
teacher learned to live with
because it was recognized
that Billy (not his real name)
had had his problems and
hopefully would eventually
work out some solutions to
them.
I was not Billy’s regular
teacher. He came to me for
physical education classes
and fit in very well. One
word would usually make
him mind. At the back of my
head though were two in
cidents that made me a little
nervous about how I would
react if something similar
came up.
The first one happened so
fast that the teacher never
really had time to do
anything about it. Billy was
doing a painting at an easel.
Apparently disgusted bv his
progress he put a large
stroke through it very
deliberately, then just as
calmly threw the easel right
over the piano. Fun and
games, eh.
Then there was the day
he was being
Billy was a little strange.
Yeah, I know. Teachers are
supposed to accept all
students as individuals but
believe me, this fellow was a
little more individual than
most.
At first he thought he was a
truck. He wore a piece of
paper around his neck tied to
a string. On it, printed in
large numerals, was his
license plate. When he came
up to the front. of the
classroom he had to start his
engine, put himself into
gear, then slam on the
brakes when he got there.
That lasted for about three
months until he decided that
now he was a wild Indian and
proceeded to go about the
playground attempting to
scalp his classmates.
For quite awhile after that
he did everything in reverse, „ when
without fail. If you told him reprimanded for something
to sit down, he stood up; if equally sweet in nature, and
you told him to shut his book he grabbed an Exacto knife
(used for art) from the
teacher’s desk and pointed it
at his own stomach with the
words “Say another word
and I’ll stab myself and it’ll
all be your fault.
Now maybe the logical
question would be why he
wasn’t in an institution of
some sort. Well, the wheels
move slowly and it takes a
lot to get action sometimes.
In the big snowstorm of ’71
that school that Billy was in
was snowbound forfourdays.
The drifts were higher than
the school doors and the
place was not your most
cheerful spot to spend a
winter holiday.
The principal had detailed
3 grade 8 students, in shifts,
to watch Billy. Somehow he
managed to give them the
slip. Everyone had seen him
eyeing the drifts and mut
tering, so the assumption
was that he had headed for
home, eight miles away.
- It was fifteen hec tic fra ntic
minutes before he was found,
sitting motionless in a dark
closet.
Perhaps that was the
crowning event that finally
set the wheels in motion and
got him proper treatment
and care. Whatever, we
survived and so did he.
As most readers will know through
experience.'missing out on the discount
date on utility bills can be an expensive
faux pas.
Some, such as the Exeter Public
Utilities Commission, tack on a five
percent penalty for those who miss the
due date, which is a rather excessive •
amount, particularly for those who
may have missed paying their bill by.
only one or two days.
In November, the writer was one of • _____ _____ ____
those who showed up on the 21st and ‘period/only" ^"iTis^h^kk^
was advised that a cheque for the net many customers. .The manager agreed
amount was not enough, in that our that'many customers were:probably,
delinquency dictated that it was the not aware there was a .grace pef iqd and
gross amount that should be forthcom- also indicated there was some leeway.
lnS- as indicated by his comment it, was
At that time, the staff advised that., “about 11:00'o’clock”. . '.
our 1:00 p.m. arrival at the office had ?■»• However, ‘Commissioners
exceeded the “grace period” which is
allowed. In fact, customers of the PUC
can pay their bills up to 11:00 a.m. on
the 21st and still receive the discount.
To make a long story short, the
Batten’s January bill arrived with
notification that there was an arrears
of $6.09, the amount of the penalty
which this customer had not paid on
the November account.
Having informed the clerical staff
that we were still not prepared to pay
the penalty, the manager was quickly
called for his assistance in the matter.
The argument we used was that if
some people received the benefit of
paying the net amount on the 21st,
everyone who arrived on the same date
to pay bills should receive the same
consideration — regardless of the
time.
The manager politely pointed out
that the staff members were merely
following policy and said he would take
the matter before the Commission at
their next meeting.
Well, that meeting was held Wednes
day, the Commissioners having been
informed beforehand of the situation
involving one stubborn customer.
It would indeed be a pleasure to
report that the writer gave an eloquent
speech that convinced the three
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owing on the penalty
November bill, there is a
save the
from the
pleasant side to the whole matter.
When the PUC manager provided
members of this august body that itCommissioners with his. comments
was unfair to. extend a grace, period- .about the’stubborn customer, he was:
when.in fact many customers were.not considerate - enough / to. provide -yours
aware that such a'period ev'eri.existed. truly withacopy, ’ - ’■ ‘
We have no’argument withJhe-grace; 1 ' ■ i ’• . r./• bt For-some ^reason.,-this prompted-a
check-'of, the 'November/.bill in our
• wallet; and lbw . and behold, a'.'strange
; thing appeared.. ■.' ■ .'■'
. There, on 'the great circular''stamp
..used on customer’s‘’receipts. Was a.
blue arrow pointing--to, the date the
November bill had been paid. • ’
; - While' it Wais slightly blurredit..Was.
. ■ .evifienL;that. the, arrow, pbintep-,jiiot.to?
.'■;th.e;''2i'st;'’..th.e.’d'a^
’.’.paid./but rather to the 20t.h; which--was, ?
\‘of •cpiirse;.the. due .date? '. = -.•?'• ,?■; ■
■; Sp; with'.’ a slight- ■ flourish,;, -we
as indicated by his. comment it was
‘Com miss ioner.s
Livingstone and Greene suggested the’
present policy should remain, although
Mayor. Boyle indicated‘he;, was?hoUin-.
favor of any grace period for. cash;
customers at all. :•••. •"Ah
Obviously, neither position .was. of.
much benefit to'this customer and. one; . ... -----t-,,. ...t
member, using a motion that resembl- deposited the bill on the . PUC board.’
much benefit to'this custorrjer ahd one;
rppm-. table pri . Wednesday.. ■ Oddly.
• enough, it came as no surprise to-the’
; manager, who had apparently also dis
covered that the. clerk .had'failed to
change the' date stamp when the!
November bill was paid, although this
information was not revealed until our
.................................. . ____ , bill was presented. Presumably, he
will at least know there is a grace thought it may have escaped out atten-
ed a wire snipper, indicated'that may
happen if the $6.09. in arrears was riot
forthcoming. . .. ■ ' ■
So. while our argument fell on deaf
ears and the policy will riot be changed,
hopefully the information will serve
some purpose in that readers of this
column who are also PUC customers
\.::i :__.. . ______
.period ,if they were unaware of that ^on-
Reluctantly, the Commissioners
agreed a technical problem had arisen
and it was unanimously approved that
Batten was no longer in arrears,.
So, the advice is altered slightly to
customers. If you are late on your PUC
payment, try and get there before they
change the date whenever
that is!
situation.
You can pay your bill until “about
11:00 a.m.” on the 21st and still only be
dinged for the net amount. However,
we can warn you that showing up at
1:00 p.m. will not suffice.
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However, before you laugh too loudly
about the editor losing his argument to
Bruised and battered head
After about 10 days of solid blizzards
and bad driving, low temperatures and
a lower temperament, my social, in
tellectual and emotional life^hovering
around zero (Fahrenheit). I wondered
what to write about this week.
Came home from work, picked up
the mail, and there was a fat package
from something called AMC, Ottawa. I *
turned it over a couple of times,
wondering whether the initials meant
Ancient Millitary Curmudgeons, from
some veterans’ outfit, or All Men
Cowards, from some rabid women’s lib
crowd.
Not to worry. Democracy is still
rearing its bruised and battered head
here and there in this our native land.
The package was from Anti-Metric
Canada, its single and avowed purpose
the stamping out of the metrication of
our fair white country.
It contained: an honorary
membership card; a bumper sticker
which shouts, “Pound Out Metric”; a
newsletter with a number of spelling
and grammar errors: a personal letter
from the president; a petition to send
to my M.P.; a full page of anti-metric
propaganda: and a quiz or survey load
ed with questions along the line of,
“When did you stop beating your
wife?”
Sample question. “Do you realize
that under the metric system that (sic)
the farmers will loose (sic) money and
the dairy cartel win?” Answer yes/no.
How can you answer a question like
that? With a yes or no? Personally, I
think it’s high time the farmers were
pried loose from some of their money,
and the whole thing is putting the
cartel before the cow.
Another sample: “Do you believe
that people come before computers?”
Well, yes and no. We were here before
the computers, but when it comes to
arguing with one over a boo-boo on
your chargex, it’s obvious that, they
come before us. And I have a secret
hunch that they’ll be here long after the
human race has disappeared, chatter
ing and giggling away among’
themselves about how they so finally,
and so easily, got rid of us.
Just one more sample. “Do you want
the Canadian public to pay $2.00 a
gallon for gas?” Answer: depends on
whether you think a gallon of gas is
more important than a pound of beef. If
the Ay-rabs can get $2 a gallop for it,
and you don’t have any, that’s what
you’ll pay. If the beef farmer can get $3
a pound for sirloin, and you don’t
happen to have a steer tied' up in the
garage, that what you’ll pay. Elemen
tal.
These questions are being sent to
M.P.’s Migod, I hereby resign my
honorary membership in the Anti
Metric Canada organization.
I am much more sympathetic with
their aims than their means. (But I
wonder where they were when I was
carrying on a lonely, single-handed, but
valiant fight against metrication a
year or so ago?)
I detest metrication and all it stands
for: conformity, unification, anonymi
ty, and confusion for everyone over
thirty years of age, Ask any shopping
housewife what she thinks of it? She
will probably, if she has thought about
it, reply that it’s a lovely opportunity
for the food barons to rip everybody
off, except those equipped with a
pocket calculator and endless time on
their hands, A gram here and a
millilitre there add up to millions, over
a year.
And now let’s hear, from industry.
According to it, changing to the metric
system was going to make Canada
much more competitive in the world
market. We are about as competitive
as Greenland, and our single biggest
customer, the U.S., has not gone
metric, though it is toying with the
madness.
When I want to know how cold it is, I
tune in to an American TV weather
report, get*it in Fahrenheit, subtract
another ten degrees for the difference
in latitude, and say to my Wife, “Holy
Moses, woman, no wonder the pipes
froze. It was 12 below last night.” And
she knows I don’t mean Centigrade.
Math and science teachers to the
contrary, the world got along very well
• when every nation had its own terms of
currency, measurements and weights,
■ In the days when the sun never set on
the British Empire, the British pound
had a'Solid. ring to it, anywhere in the
world. They didn’t give a diddle about
changing it to annas, or yen, or marks.
Same with the American dollar, for a
. century or so. It was worth a dollar,
not whatever the Swiss and Germans
and Japanese decided it was worth,
There was a quaintness and a
difference and an individuality about
currencies and measures and weights,
that is being lost in these days of inter
national conformity. If a British horse
stood 40 hands high and weighed 14 or
44 stone, in a British novel, that was
good enough for me. He was either a
big horse or a little horse. I didn’t have
to get out my calculator.
If Bassanio wanted to borrow three
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nating any need for the gov
ernment to take legal action
against the utility.
15 years ago, the Post Of
fice threat would have seem
ed perfectly reasonable. De
livery through government-
financed channels was fast,
dependable and cheap. If the
Post Office required a mono
poly to maintain reasonable
service, then a monopoly was
definitely in order.
Today, it not'uncommon-
ly takes several weeks for
letters to move only a few
blocks. Often, moreover,the
block at which the letter
finally stops is not the block
to which it was addressed.
Business is generally will
ing to1 pay an appropriate fee
in return for reliable service.
. .. . HoWever, business can’t af-
in. ptpnty-.o’f-tipie to qualify ford t6 wait weeks.dr moiitlis
for action on orders or in
voices. The Post Office, hav
ing demonstrated an utter in
ability' to guarantee anything
remotely approaching re-
; spectable service, has abro
gated its right to a monopoly
.position.
Any moderately. sizeable
Canadian, city now contains
several dozen private courier
' services, a tribute to the Post ' ’
Office’s alienation of the
business community. In.'or
der to obtain fast delivery,
business has shown that it is
often willing to pay several
- dollars for- handling of the-
. same mail processed by the
hng charges alone. But ama- Post office for.|4^. • ■ : .
Ztng y.enough, the 'b.Us’also Communication is too ita-
won d end uR in the custom- ]t t0 be left in the
ers hands on time as well. , , f . , . , .
The net result: less cost for » . r e>
better seryice. ‘
But, late in December, a
funny thing happened: the
S.P.U,C. received a letter .
from the local postmaster, •
pointing put that the Post
.Office has “the sole' arid ex
clusive, privilege of collecting,
conveying and distributing”
the mail in Canada. The post
master- suggested that the
S,PiU.Cr return fo thfe Cana
da Post fold , (hereby elimi-.
Some days it’s hard to
know whether to laugh or to
cry. Try this example on for
size:
Like utilities all across Ca
nada, the Scarborough (On
tario) Public Utilities Com
mission (the S.P.U.C.) faces
the monumental problem of
providing each and every cus-
tomer with a regular bill.
Moreover, like every user of
the Canada Post Office, the
S.P.U.C, has experienced hor
rendous suffering stemming •
from inept postal service.
A spokesman for the
S.P.U.C. was reported in the
local press referring to the
“complete inefficiency" of
the mail* system. Bills were
delivered late-(if at all).and
customers rkgulqrly com
plained of returning payment.
for prompt payment dis
counts but having their remit;
tances received'after the due
•;,'^e. Finally,’ of course; there
is the small matter, of postal
strikes•’.(*‘Neither r ain nor
snow nor sleet nor hail shall
keep-, this courier from his
appointed picket.duty”).- •
; -In mid-1978; the S.P.U.C?
administrators, decided .that
: matters had reached rock bot
tom. They arranged for a lo
cal firm,- Riteway Distribu
tors, to
bills.
The
service
S3,000 per month on hand
deliver the utility’s
nization. If the Post Office
wants to handle all Canadian
mail, it must demonstrate
competency in the field. As
it stands right now, even Ot
tawa uses private couriers for
. any mail ’that must be del.iy-j
ered the following day. . / ■" ’
‘'Think small” is aii editorial •
message from the Canadian ’
Federation of.Independent.'
business
ctov^nmemorylane
45 Years Ago
Messers Fred Ellerington
and Alex. Stewart returned
Saturday from a trip to
England having shipped
some of their cattle to the
old country market.
W.J. Oke, of Usborne, was
the winner of the first prize
in the Times-Advocate sub
scription contest. The draw
was made by Reeve W.D.
Sanders. Mr. Oke won five
dollars.
W Turnbull, who for the The coldest temperature
KAI? AT8 hK ATthe “•= ™r?fehry" Monday with 11.2 degrees’
treasurer of the Usborne hplnw wm nrrnrdinrf+✓> tho
and Hibbert Mutual Fire In
surance Company, resigned
his position on Monday.
B.W.F, Beavers has been
appointed to take his place.
'Hie first carnival of the
season was held in the
skating rink Wednesday
20 Years Ago
One-year-old Mary
Crossman died during a fire
at a Huron Park home,
Tuesday morning. Her
mother and two other
children were able .to es
cape.
Fire destroyed the barn of
Usborne farmer, Harry
Squire. Also lost in the blaze
were 20 pigs, 200 bushels of
oats and a large quantity of -
ha^.
past 22 years has been the SsSX.
below zero, according to the
Met. Section of RCAF- sta-
tioq.
Appointment of Wilmar:
Wein, Crediton, as assessor,
of . Stephen township was .
. confirmed by council Tues
day afternoon. ' .
Rev. Bren de Vries gave’traS nnla ntfW|htlt Urlmt ’the PrinclPal address at the.
crowds In several* vears 8 1 Ftt* ■ at.lngu class bantlu'et
CFTh« rs/ d held In 016 home economics-.W1 ^raln616Vator °f R°y department at S.H.D.H.S.
Fairless, of Lucan, which
contained a considerable
amount Of corn, wheat,
barley and chop was
destroyed by fire Monday
morning..
30 Years Ago
W.G. Medd and C.V.
Pickard have resigned as
members of the Exeter
Arena Board. They were
members of the original
board and Acted on the
building committee for
about a year before the
arena was built.
The congregation of Caven
Presbyterian church last
Sunday hohored the memory
of one of its most faithful
and devoted members the
last Miss Laura Jeckell in
the dedication of a
memorial to her.
Mr, and Mrs. Herman
Powe, Stephen Township,
have moved into the
residence they recently
purchased from A. Proctor,
Sanders Street.
Norm Hockey is com
peting his 31st year of
jarbering in his present
location. •
department at S.H.D.H.S,
this week.
15 Years Ago
Dennis Hazelton,. Kirkton,
and Ann Marie Krafbwon
the senior public speaking
contest at SHDHS this week.'
Town council unanimously:
agreed to make a $5,000 '
grant to the Exeter and dis
trict swimming pool fund. »
Ray M. Creech, a native of
Exeter, took over as area
manager of Canadian '
Canners Limited plant here
this week. He succeeds
Donald G. Graham, who
becomes manager of the
company’s major fruit
• processing plant at St;
Davids, in the Niagara area.
Members of the staff of
Jones MacNaughton Seeds
were entertained at the .•
Dominion Hotel, Zurich,'
Wednesday, on the occasion-
to mark the retiremerit of
Herb Schenk and Rufus Kes-
tie.
Mr. and Mrs. Ward Fritz
recently returned from a
cruise to Kingston,
Jamaica, Haiti and Nassau.