The Exeter Times-Advocate, 1974-02-14, Page 4TODAY'S CHILD
BY HELEN ALLEN
THE TORONTO ';.;.-7..i1,31'j SYNDICATE
Ten-year-old Ross is a slight, healthy boy with dark eyes, light
brown hair, fair skin and a shy, appealing smile.
Friendly and outgoing, Ross seems to be on good terms with
everyone helii"e01§. Ile gels on Well with other children and
adults warm to him at once, He is a, co-opera tive child, eager to
please. ,
Intet4st and curiosity mean that Ross enjoys all new ex-
periences. He has only once been camping in a tent and he loved
it = as he loves any kind of adventure that he can share with
friends.
Ross is in Grade Four, a year behind what might be expected
at age 10. Though not a scholar, he does not need special
education and will continue in regular classes.
Soccer and skating are this lad's favorite sports, He enjoys
drawing and has lately developed a passion for playing
monopoly. Ross likes to sing. His choice for music to listen to is
rock and in reading it is animal stories. He looks for game shows
and Westerns on television.
Ross needs a home where the atmosphere is stimulating
without pressure. There should not be many other children so
that the parents will have much time to devote to him. He could
be the youngest child or a big brother to one or two small ones.
To inquire about adopting Ross, please write to Today's Child,
Ministry of Community and Social Services, Box 888, Station K,
Toronto M4P 2H2. For general adoption information, please
contact your local Children's Aid Society.
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Haunting words
Few people in public office have es-
caped the embarrassment of having their
words come back to haunt them. Many
Members of Huron County council will find
themselves in that position this week.
At their January meeting, the .coun-
cillors. deemed it unwise to concur with a
reselution from Grand Bend which urged
that municipal councils be empowered to
name a, replacement on county council in
the event their reeve would be unable to at,
tend due to illness.
Well, it now turns out that the provin-
cial regulations are already in existence to
permit a council to appoint an alternate for
the reeve. This alternate, according to
Moving day
provincial officials, would be able to sit on
county council.
A couple of Huron councillors who
came up with some inane comments in
their attempt to veto the resort resolution
must now eat humble pie.
However, the regulations show some
disparity between municipalities. Only the
head of council may be replaced by an
alternate, so in the case of Exeter, no
replacement could be named to sit on coun-
ty council if the reeve or deputy-reeve were
indisposed.
That appears unfair and perhaps Ex-
eter should now circulate a petition asking
communities to join them in correcting the
situation.
Unqualified success
01.10,1,701.1 sourtm
"Does it say anything about how to avoid wife attacks?"
Asking the right peopie?
Hearty congratulations are in order for
the Exeter Lions and any other persons in-
volved in making the first annual
Sportsmen's Dinner such a huge success.
It was a major undertaking indeed for a
service club in acommunity of this size, and
no doubt there were many skeptics who
were of the opinion the gamble would prove
disastrous.
Well, it was anything but disastrous.
Area citizens supported the venture most
commendably and they in turn were well
rewarded by a most entertaining program.
Had the Lions been prepared to sell
tickets for next year's event, we imagine
they would have had little difficulty in doing
so and certainly that must give evidence to
the reaction of those in attendance.
The big winners, of course, are the
crippled children who will benefit from the
profits derived from the dinner. Little
needs to be said about the worthiness of
such a cause, and if you don't believe it, we
dare you to tell it to Whipper Billy Watson.
Those in attendance at the dinner will tell
you that the Whip tugs as heavily at your
heart strings as he once did with opponents'
appendages when he stands up to boost the
cause for crippled kids.
All in all, it was a tremendous project,
and those responsible should be commend-
ed.
Step number one
And, no matter how carefully
you've packed, you'll still go for
days looking for something ab-
solutely essential , . such as a
comb, soap or the iron.
Of course, moving has its
compensations; like making
wider friendships, attaining new
experiences, and the chance to
live in a different part of the
country or world. Not the least to
be mentioned is the unparalleled
chance to pitch out all the trash.
That's worth a good deal.
Henry Van Dyke once wrote
that Moving Day is going on all
our lives . ..`from house to house
we move', he says, 'from youth to
age . . . from opinion to opinion.''
Usually, however, we love to
settle down in customary ways;
to put our minds to bed and tuck
them in. But God's forward
moving purposes are forever
distrubing us and forcing us to
move. Once man settled for a
flat, stationary earth with a vault
of heaven a few miles above until
suddenly the flat earth rounded
out into a sphere and went
spinning through space. 'And
that,' says Dr. Harry Fosdick,
'was the day God tipped the
minds of all the world out of bed
and cried, "Move on!" "It was
said unto you of old time," Jesus
insisted, "but I say unto
you." Those old standards, and
ideals, now over-passed, Christ
discards.' Dr. Fosdick adds, 'One
way to be a sinner in His eyes is to
live in His new day as though the
old days still were here.'
Heaven and earth combine to
save us from stagnation. They
are wise people who know it and
make the Moving-Day of Life a
challenge and not a curse.
Friends of ours write they're
moving again, the fifth time in
eight years.
So many people are transient
these days with little chance, it
seems, to put down roots. Yet, I
suppose that all depends on your
point of view,
A little boy expressed his
opinion very nicely when his
armed-forces father was moved
to another station, and the
family, finding it difficult to
locate living quarters, were
making out at a motel. Some
sympathetic soul said to the lad,
"I'm sorry you're having such a
hard time finding a home,"
"Oh," replied the boy, "we have
a home . . , we just haven't found
a house to put it in yet," You see,
he knew it really didn't matter
where the moving van took their
chairs, tables and beds; his
family's home was being
together no matter where they
were. Beautiful.
I haven't moved for 18 years
but before that I made seven
Shifts in 11 years and I know it's a
wretched business. It uproots the
whole family , , from their
friends, school, church and other
activities.
Then there's the packing and
the inevitable breakages and
after the moving van is packed
there's still a heap of little nasty
things like stiff brushes, cans half
filled with paint, an old coal oil
lantern . . things common sense
tells you you'll never need but
which you simply can't leave
behind either!
There's the new house with its
different sized rooms, different
length windows so that none of
your curtains will fit at all,
A few weeks ago we had an interesting
conversation with a district farmer who is a
bit more inventive than average. Seems he
did some thinking about how much of his
time and money was being chewed up by
the rats in his barn. He said that the rat
situation was no better and no worse than it
ever was on his farm — but he decided it
was time to take action.
Like most farmers he had simply taken
the rats for granted. They had always been
there, but he decided to go to war. So he
cleaned out one of the bins in his granary
and bought a few sheets of galvanized iron
and a:.aotiple of pouifds of shingle nails and
ilat-proofed his e oadded, ,g0Q(1,.ttglik
doors and refilled UpAtbriake 'space, In the,:
dourse of a couple of winters he completed
the job on all his storage space and now es-
timates that he is saving an astonishing
amount of grain.
Everybody knows that foodstuffs are
scarce and expensive — much too expen-
sive to waste on a pack of hungry rats. If the
rodents could be starved out of all the
farms in Canada there would be enough
food saved to nourish several thousand
families. It's not a silly idea. It's the first
practical step toward sound farm economy.
The problems provided by nature, such
as drought and disease are enough for the
average farmer and sometimes they will
beat him despite every effort to protect a
crop — but the rats are something else
again and they can be beaten.
If you want, some inexpensive metal
sheeting you might ,contact one' of the local
printing Plants to purchase used offset
press plates. 'Sdtry, we don't 'have any
ourselves, but we can tell you who has.
—Wingham Advance-Times
Metropolitan municipalities
'take advantage of every scheme
available and many times this is
due entirely to the fact they have
personnel who can attend con-
ferences to get the details of how
they can benefit.
It is, unfortunately, a problem
for smaller communities such as
those in this area, but it is an area
where some consideration could
be given to having a mutual
program of information sharing.
Think of the resources in South
Huron alone. There are. about 40
to 50 council members and if each
attended one conference and
relayed important information to
other communities it could prove
most beneficial.
It would certainly be more
beneficial than those 40 or 50
attending the same convention
(Good Roads).
Councils, shquld also rernernhee,,
they have full-time employees
who could be delegated to attend
some of these important con-
ferences and bring back the in-
formation needed for council
members to determine if some of
the schemes could be im-
plemented to benefit their
ratepayers.
Who knows, the conference of
Nieighborhood Improvement and
Residential Rehabilitation
Assistance program could have
turned out to be most beneficial
to Exeter . or Hensall or
Usborne!
But we will never know!
Residential Rehabilitation
Assistance Program?
Don't worry, neither have we,
nor have most members of
Exeter council, although there
was a hint by one member at last
week's meeting that it may be a
program from which local
citizens could benefit.
A conference was held in
Toronto on the subject this past
Tuesday, although unfortunately
no members of the local council
could attend.
We do not have any criticism to
level in that regard. In fact,
judging from the difficulty
members have in finding a night
still open for meetings, we often
wonder how they find time to
represent the ratepayers on
council.
However, it has long been the
writer's contention that members
of council should "decentralize"
their convention attendance
practices.
Rather than sending five
r;s tepresentatives to one convention'
u(-t*goocl Roads) it would appear
much more beneficial to send a
representative to five different
conventions and conferences.
Presumably, the result would
be to gain knowledge on five
different aspects of their ad-
ministrative responsibilities.
With the increased number of
federal and provincial grant and
loan schemes, it is becoming
increasingly important that
municipalities become aware of
the assistance available.
Often that information is best
gleaned at conferences held on
the subject.
Keeping house isn't that hard
The matter of store hours has ,
been mentioned with some
frequency in Exeter lately,
primarily because local
businessmen still can't reach any
agreement on when they want to
open and close.
Newly elected Board of Trade
president Don Webster indicated
at the annual meeting he would
send out a questionnaire which
would pertain to store hours as
well as other topics.
That's all well and good. We
think merchants harm them-
selves when they create con-
fusion among shoppers as to
when stores will be open and
should take steps to remedy the
problem.
However, why not tackle the
problem from the other end. The
people who should be asked to
make their opinions known are
the shoppers.
After all, merchants can decide
on any schedule they wish, but it
will only succeed or fail on the
basis of Pt*. is accepted by, thel
shopper'S. 11.11
It would'naturally be
possible to please all shoppers,
but a poll may well indicate some
strong preferences on which
merchants could then base their
final decision.
Whether all would follow the
decision is another question.
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The entire question of retail
store hours is now under con-
sideration by the provincial
government, although they have
shown indications they're
treating it in the same manner as
a hot potato.
A lengthy study was done on
the subject and its main con-
clusion was that another study
was required. So more money
will be tossed in and no set-
tlement of the issue will be
reached for a considerable time.
One of the major problems with
store hours is related to the size
of retailers and the type of
retailing.
A huge complex which operates
a "self serve" type of business
has little difficulty maintaining
long store hours in comparison to
the one-man operation or one in
which sales clerks are a must,
To reach a compromise to
satisfy this wide range is near
impossible.
However, we fail to see why the
government can not see the need
to curtail the inroads being made
in the area of Sunday shopping.
Except for bare, essentials, it is
not a necessity,
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' Ever heard of the Neigh-
borhood Improvement and
15 Years Ago
Kaye Worden, Staffa, won the
district spelling championship
and the Times-Advocate plaque.
Runner-up was Joan Smith of
Crediton.
Sandra Lee Jory captured first
prize and Margaret Howey and
Pauline Acquilina placed second
and third in the PUC public
speaking contest,.
Dashwood village trustees
honored Charles Steinhagen last
week for his 50 years of faithful
service to the community. He
was appointed a county constable
in 1909 and has performed since
then as PUC and utility man.
Three members of Stephen 4-H
calf clubs were presented with
winners cheques at the annual
meeting of the township
federation of agriculture. They
were Glen Sharpe, Doug Russell
and Ernest Morenz,
Women, as any man can tell
you, are a mixed blessing. And
every woman is a different mix.
Some are like beer. They slake
your thirst, but make you feel a
bit logey, and you wind up with a
headache. Others are like an 8 to
1 martini: cold, very dry, and
they hit you right between the
eyes.
This is an interesting metaphor,
but I think I'll pursue it some
other day, Like when Women's
Lib has crumbled back into a
cringing sounding-board for male
egos. Don't hold your breath
waiting for that column.
Anyway, there I was, living the
happy, blissfully peaceful, sordid
life of a guy who is botching it:
Newspapers all over the floor,
ash-trays looking like Mount
Vesuvius, dishes in the sink piled
so high I couldn't see the taps.
Cosy, like,
My wife seemed to be so
fascinated by her grandson that I
thought this idyllic existence
might go on for months. I'd make
a duty call every second night or
so, and, as a matter of course,
ask her if she missed me. "No",
she'd reply cheerfully.
One night I got carried away,
and told her that I missed her.
Ah, fatal error. "You do?" she
chirruped.
"Yeah. Well, you know. It's not
the same without you," thinking
of the facts: a pile of soiled socks;
down to my last shirt, the one
with the peekaboo look where the
seams are ripped; nothing but TV
(ecccch!) dinners for the last
four days.
She took another, romantic
meaning, and it didn't help when
I added, in jest, "Yep, and I'm
sick of that big, strapping blonde
I had to hire to do' the housework.
Maybe she's only 28, but I think
that bosom of hers is practically
obscene. She should be in
burlesque,"
My wife was home on the next
bus. It didn't seem to help her
normally furious diposition that I
was out curling when she arrived.
She was completely un-
sympathetic when I got home at
midnight and explained the hour
by telling her that I'd had to go
through the usual exchange of
chewing gum, inanities and
recipes for cheap wine that we
male curlers have to put up with
after each game.
She was reading a book when I
came in . Dangerous sign.
, Bill", without looking
up. Icicles. Proffered kiss was
offered a forehead. Then the dam
broke.
The deluge began as a low,
penetrating monotone, and built
up into something closely akin to
a fire siren.
"How can you be so filthy?"
This was the theme of the ensuing
monologue, during which your
faithful servant stood around
with rosebud mouth and baby
blue eyes agape, an innocent and
a broad,
Now, look.There wasn't a dirty
dish in sight (though she did find
some in the cellar-way.) I'd run
the carpet sweeper over a couple
of dirty-grey spots on the rug. I
have no sense of smell, so how
could I know that the whole joint
smelled like a cat-house? I hadn't
made the bed for three weeks,
but, hell, we changed our sheets
only once a month in prison
camp, So, O.K., her plants were
dead, but who can think of
watering plants when his mind is
filled with the anguish of the
human race and whether or not
the Leafs are going to make the
playoffs?
What am I supposed to do, just
...
50 Years ago
Mr. Richard Davis and team
had a thrilling experience Friday
morning while hauling ice from
the river above the dam. The ice
suddenly gave way and the team
and load were percipitated into
the icy water. They were finally
pulled out and suffered very little
from the experience.
The Exeter Horticultural
Society are offering their
premium list of ten choices for
1924. The slogan of the society is
`Every member of every family a
member of the Horticultural
Society in 1924.'
A leap year skate was held at
the Dome rink on Wednesday
evening last and many enjoyed a
pleasant time on the ice. The
finale was a grand march led by
Mr. and Mrs. F.M. Boyle.
At the meeting of the Huron-
dale W.I., held at the home of the
Misses Oke, Rev. Donnelly gave
an excellatit address on 'Pilling
Your Neck'. A demonstration on
icing takes was given by Mrs. J.
Bolton, Miss N. Keddy and Miss
J. Strang.
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because her feet go "Squish,
squish", when she walks around
the kitchen floor? It never
bothered me. I wore my toe-
rubbers.
Dust? What dust? As she writes
her name on the coffee table,
Beer bottles? What beer bot-
tles? They're all down the cellar
except these three On the counter.
I was pretty hurt and disap-
pointed, I can tell you. I had
sweated and slaved and torn my
guts out for at least twenty
minutes, Sprucing up the place so
she wouldn't have a mess to come
home to.
I didn't make that mess behind
the .downstairs toilet end then
pull the Met-lid cover dawn to
hide it. The cat did.
I didn't break that saucer in her
favorite coffee set, The cat did.
I didn't put that burnhole in the
rug, It was the cat. Ile was
smoking a cigar butt he'd picked
up on the street,
My wife is the type who has the
kitchen Hem' so dean you tan eat
off it, So, who WantS to eat off the
kitchen &lot'?
10 Years Ago
Most Rev. G, Emmett Carter,
administrator of London diocese
of the Roman Catholic church
was the guest speaker at the
annual brotherhood-week
meeting of AOTS men's club at
James Street United Church,
The new system of arithmetic
favorably impressed principal
Arthur B. Idle and a group of
teachers who viewed classroom
Work in Kitchener schools last
week.
Over 200 attended the offieial
opening of Lucan's newest
restaurant, The Shamrock,
Monday. All visitors were treated
to donuts and coffee,
A Centralia rink, skipped by
Mardi Johnston, won the second
draw of the ladies' invitational
bonspiel held at the airport club
WedrieadAy, Other Members
were LII Walker, Helen Burton
and Grace Skinner
Tenders have been dolled by
the federal department of public
works for construction of a new
post office in Grand Bend,
25 )(earl Age
Exeter's oldest resident, Mrs.
B.S. PhillipS, passed away on
Wednesday evening,
Arthur Hoist of Grand Bend
suffered the loss of his left eye
from injuries received 'in a
hockey game at ThedfOrd,
Wednesday.
Preston Dearing was in
Toronto last week attending
a meeting of the ()Marie Sheep
Breeders Association.
Clark Asher is in Toronto as a
delegate from the Exeter Pair
Board to the Provincial Fairs
Association,
Gordon Pord, Winchelsea, had
the misfortune to be injured
Monday morning while assisting
to cut down a tree. He suffered
from bruises and severe shock.