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Sugar and Spice/By Bill Smiley
It's.aply; mad-whirl -
Let's see. Where am I? I know I was going to,
make a pointed, telling attack this week on one
of the great evils of our society. But I can't
remember what it was. '
Maybe that's because I have three exams to
set, eleventy-four essays to mark, my bricks are
falling out, along with my fillings, and my-wife,
who has just given me a thrilling account of how
she couldn't get the car started; is going to the
hospital tomorrow.
Ah, well, c'est la vie, as the Chinese say. You
can't have everything running like clockwork in
a world in which the most sensible creatures
seem to be cockroaches.
I also have forty-four letters to answer, six
vital telephone calls to make, a speech to write,
and a grandbabby to bring up.
Then there are about seven thousand pounds
of oak leaves to rake and bag. I think I'll send
them to Bangla-Desh. Surely somebody there
knows how to make oak leaf and acorn soup.
Don't think I'm being hard and cynical. There's
a lot of protein in those acorns. And I have 28
squirrels, not counting children, in my attic to
prove it.
Maybe you think this is just the whining of a
middleaged man, who can't cope with life, Well,
you're right.
My bricks are falling out. Or they are being
sucked out, by the gentle vines of this old
Georgian house, which are about as gentle as a
giant squid. The roofer said, "Geez, Bill, your
bricks are loose." It sounds sort of obscene, like,
"You have rocks in your head." But it's not.
They're falling out. (Or being knocked out by the
clumsy roofers and painters, Sh-h-h-h.)
And my fillings are falling out as fastas I can,
or my dentist can, put them in. He's a nice guy,
and the most painless dentist I have ever had,
for which I will cling to him until teeth do us
depart, but you can't build pine trees out of
stumps.
And then there's my grandbabby. You'd think
I would not worry about him when he's a hun-
dred miles away. But I do,
}low do I know those young sillies in the
daycare centre are teaching him the right things,
Do they know how to ride him on a jigging foot
to the tune of, "Did YOU'ITVer o" 'Ant iTish-
man's Shanty, Where' Money Is Scarce and
Whiskey Is Plenty?"?
Do they know how to let him chew their thumb
while at the same time whistling in his belly and
waving his bare foot in the air to the tune of
"Knees Up, Mother Brown"?
Well, maybe the young sillies aren't doing too
badly, as long as there are three of them to one of
him. At least they're not trying to unteach him
the good things he's learned from his gramps.
Had a call from his mother last Sunday. She
made it from a phone booth, as Mother Bell has
not smiled on them yet. Asked her where the
baby was, She responded coolly that he was on
her knee, tearing pages out of the telephone
directory.
He loves tearing up books, especially those of
sacred institutes, like the Bell, I started him off
with the inane coloured sections of the Saturday
papers. He seemed to thrive on it, ripping them
apart with gusto, relish, and any ketchup that
happened to be around.
I thought it wise to move him up to telephone
books, police reports, politicians' speeches, beer
labels and such examples of Canadian culture.
Turns out he's a boy after my own heart.
Go to it, Pokey. His real name is Nicov Chen,
but I tacked Pokey on him, and it has stuck, He
pokes into everything that is moving, or still. If
it's moving, he stops it; if it's still, he makes it
move, grinning fiendishly all the time,
I tell you, it's a gay, mad whirl around here,
Just now I was interrupted by two pretty girls at
the front door, rakes in heed, I'd forgotten about
them. They'd come to rake my leaves, For
money, of' course. Couldn't get any boy's.
In the past week I have also dealt with sixteen
students who are obvious flunkers, one irate
parent, several disgruntled teachers, and one in-
vitation to judge a beauty contest,
To top it off, in today's mail came an election
flyer, from Ray Argyle, who syndicates this
column, announcing his run for school trustee.
He must be out of his nut.
Everybody seems to he going a bit mad these
days, but I'll lay odds that I get there before the
rest of you.
PAGE 4,CLINTON NEWS-RECORD, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2z, 074
.l sIoria Comment
The question of demolition
We must commend the Clinton coun-
cil and the Clinton ratepayers for the
openness and great interest shown last
Week at the ratepayers' meeting here in
town,
Unlike most ratepayers' meetings in
the past decade or so, the one last week
in Clinton was very well attended, with
over 100 persons crowding into the old
Town Hall.
Most of them came to see the
proposals brought forward by the ar-
chitectural firm of Tillmann and Lamb for
the new municipal complex which is par-.
'tially detailed on the front page of the
second section of this week's News-
Record.
The plan, as shown to the citizens last
week, is a bold, but expensive step for-
ward for Clinton, but the nearly $800,000
cost would be, to our minds, much too
much to add on to the taxbill of the 1,300
taxpayers in town.
The council must be commended for
coming to the people with the plan,
telling them all the details, and then
asking for suggestions. There are few
councils which do such things, and
more that should.
Although some people balked at the
expenditure, so far $10,000 to do the
studies, the money may be well worth it,
if in the words of one councillor, "it
saves us from Heedlessly spending hun-
dreds of thousands of dollars in the
future,"
The voters of Clinton will be asked on
Dec. 2 whether they want to save the old
Town Hall or not, The opinion poll will
not legally bind the council to any
course of action, but there is little doubt
that they will follow the voters' wishes, in
this pose anyway,
If the voters want the old Town Hall
saved, and we personally think it should
be, then there should be no delay what-
soever in starting renovation work on
the old structure. Work on fixing up the
94-year-old building should begin as
soon as possible after the new year and
as soon as possible after a plan is drawn
up.
The project could become a Centen-
nial project for the Town and with a
great deal of pushing, it could even be
completed before Centennial Week next
August. What a lovely homecoming
present for former Clintonians.
If on the other hand the voters decide
the old Town Hall should fall to the
wreckers' hammer, then great haste too
should be made to get a new project un-
derway, The situation has been left unat-
tended for too long, and any further
delays will only make it more expensive
in the future.
we get letters
The Jack Scott Column
MI Ell
From our early files . . • • •
" NE 5A15' Wil0015- nog TAT'!"
Wild blue bays
I had thought there might be a respite when the Americans
eased off on their moon trips, but hardly a week goes by that
some magazine doesn't come out with a lurid story about the
possibilities of space travel, promising us a picnic on Pluto or
Mars, if we should live so long, and I want to say, in all
frankness, that I don't understand it.
I happened to have been reading one of these stories last
week just before I fell down the basement stairs and wrenched
my knee rather badly and I guess that sort of brought home to
me the enormity of it all,
One minute I was credulously contemplating a 48-million-
mile journey into outer space at five miles per second, and not
10 minutes later I fell over some roller skates and nearly-killed
myself in a fall of eight feet (speed unestimate(1).
There's modern science for you. Hundreds of people (or
dozens, anyway) are perishing every day falling down stairs or
by slipping in bath tubs on little pieces of soap, but what are
the scientists doing? Inventing a non-slip fool-proof tread for a
bath? Not on your life. They're worrying about the effects of
cosmic radiation among the satellites and probably dying like
flies, themselves, in slippery tubs,
This particular story is ,,bysja man named Derek, Wragge
Morley. They vp tl . goC na, ' like that. You never ,hoard of a
man narrsett4o,00:04411cAstanted to turbo jet himself into the
stratosphere, did you.', I happen to know a man named Joe
Green and he stands oil a- rubber mat when he's changing light
bulbs.
This fellow Derek Wragge Morley talks about an excursion to
Mercury, a place of needle-like rocks over a molton mass, as
Joe or I would talk about a stroll down to the corner. grocery.
I suppose that's what disturbs me about the rash of outer-
space stories. It's just that I try, but I can't generate any en-
thusiasm at all about getting into'a rocket ship, Call me an old
stick-in-the-mud, if you will, but I just don't want to go to Mer-
cury. I couldn't go anyway, with this wrenched knee and,
besides, I have to see the dentist tomorrow.
Still, there are an enormous number of men determined to
set up an inter-planetary bus system and I would like to meet
just one of them in person. I have a theory, you see, that they
are just an eensY bit crazy.
My faith in scientists hasn't been exactly a shining thing
since they made an atom bomb and these outer space articles
aren't helping much. I once met a famous scientist when a
friend of mine took me to lunch at the Rideau Club in Ottawa.
He looked perfectly normal, drank a, whisky sour and talked
pleasantly about the Toronto Maple Leafs. But at lunch I
noticed something that seemed to me significant. The man had
lost his collar button or, worse, had forgotten it!
I kept thinking, here is this man who is monkeying around
with electrons and gamma rays and heaven knows what else
that might blow us all into little pieces — yet this man has
mislaid his collar-button!
It's that awful gap between the frailty of human beings and
the terrifying scope of the things they're blindly tinkering with
',.tbettunrierveserne and probably accounts for the twitch I'm get-
:ting under rhydeftieye...,,(1.,
I'd like to meet Derek, too, to find out why he wants to go. Is
it, I ask myself, a lust to know the answers to the cosmic
mysteries. Or has he a nagging wife? Is his interest purely scien-
tific? Or does he just have a cock-eyed urge to play among the
stars?
They'll do it, of course. One day they'll all crowd into their
turbo rockets, the newsreel cameras will grind and they'll
disappear into the twinkling sky, never to be heard from again.
And I will sit on my front porch and laugh and laugh.
10 YEARS AGO
Nov. 19, 1964
About 30 men from the
Goderich Kinsmen Club were
guests Tuesday night of mem-
bers of the Clinton Kinsmen
Club at their regular meeting
at Hotel Clinton. Guest speaker
at the meeting was Kin Roger
Ellis of the Preston Kinsmen
Club who spoke on World
Council theme for the meeting.
The Clinton Junior Colts
hockey team won one and lost
one during the past week as
they beat Walkerton 12.4 last
Friday night in Clinton and
then went down to defeat 11.3
at the hands of the Owen
Sound team Tuesday night at
Owen Sound. The games
opened the 01-1A Junior "D"
hockey schedule for the Colts.
Councillor Norm Livermore
will present trophies to his
newphew Jim, and his brother,
Percy at a banquet Wednesday
night at the Clinton Fish and
Game Club, being held to
honour the 1964 OBA Midget
Champs. Corin Livermore's
nephew was a catcher on the
championship team; his brother
was the team coach.
South Huron District High
School Principal H.L. Sturgis
announced his retirement to
the school board at a meeting
held this week. The board ac-
cepted his resignation with
regret effective June 30.
25 YEARS AGO
Nov, 17, 1949
A series of minor burglaries
in district stores about mid-
night Wednesday last, has the
police baffled. Today Provin-
cial Constable Helmer Snell,
Seaforth, stated .that in-
vestigation is continuing. The
stores• involved were located in
13rucefield, Clinton, Lon-
desboro, Ripley and Teeswater.
Huron County Council at
yesterday afternoon's session
ernprItcr — I 11 1-1,1/1grottrt
London architect to ask for ten-
ders for remodelling the
registry office at Goderich and
suggested that the 1950 council
proceed with the work as
recommended by the property
committee.
Stanley Township Council
met on Monday, November 7,
in the Township Hall, Varna,
with all members present and
Reeve Elmer Webster in the
chair.
Clinton Junior Farmers plan
to have their "rodeo" in the
Community Park, Clinton, on
Thursday afternoon, November
17, weather permitting,
Although almost everyone
enjoyed a full "holiday" by
public proclamation, very few
took the trouble to attend the
annual community Remem-
brance Day service in the Town
Hall, Clinton, Friday morning.
The total number was about as
large as usual.
50 YEARS AGO
Nov, 20, 1924
The annual banquet of the
Brotherhood of Wesley Church
was held in Wesley Hall on
Monday evening, when the
members of the Ladies' Aid put
up a feast both ample and ap-
petizing.
The Young People's League
of Seaforth Methodist presen-
ted,. under the auspices of the
choir of Wesley Church, Clin-
ton, in the Town Hall last
Thursday evening the playlet,
"All on account of Polly".
The News-Record, it seems,
was in error last week in
stating that Rev. A.A. Holmes
and Rev, W.V. Weldon were
camping and hunting at Burke,
although the item was
published in good faith. The
reverend gentlemen, were, it ap-
pears, too busy ail week atten-
ding to the work of their
charges taking in a spiritual
conference, visiting the sick
etc., to spend much time in
sport.
Clinton had its first snow
storm on Sunday and it was
pretty blizzardy all day and has
been since until today which is
fine and bright again.
Miss Mary McMurchie, who
spent the past week or so at her
home in town, returned to
Toronto on Saturday. Miss
McMurchie has been for the
past few months on the oc-
casional teacherS staff of the
Shaw Schools, Toronto, and
had to report for duty Monday
morning.
75 YEARS AGO
Nov. 22, 1899
While up in Algoma District
Mr. W. Doherty bought a tim-
ber limit of 3500 acres in the
township of Day some two-
hundred some two-hundred
miles west of North Bay. His
object of course, is to provide
lumber for his big organ fac-
tory.
Mr. H. Drahman, Bayfield's
Concern
Dear Editor:
It was gratifying to read in
an area daily of November 15
of the concern expressed by so
many of the citizens of Clinton
at the public meeting of the
previous evening over the
possible demolition of their
Town Hall.
We, members of the Architec'
tural Conservancy of Ontario,
are conserned for the preser-
vation of our heritage, The
Town Hall with its 94 year
History as part of the public life
of your town should continue to
stand, It is in tune with the ar-
chitecture of your downtown
area in which are many fine
buildings. Many of us who visit
Clinton regret the loss of your
former- Post Office which fitted
so well into the centre of your
town and seerned to spell "Clin-
ton" to the visitor, It would be
a pity to allow another gap in
the unity of your business sec-
tion.
popular tailor left early last
week for some point north, the
objective point apparently
being Blyth, and rumor has it
he won't return alone.
Mr, Wm. Johnston of Maple
Grove claims to have taken the
largest load of evaporated ap-
ples to Goderich one day last
week that ever left Bayfield.
The load consisted of one hun-
dred boxes, sixty pounds to the
box.
Dr. and Mrs. Graham visited.
Brussels friends on Friday last.
The Dr. is a property owner in
that village and last week had
a plate glass front put in for
one of his tenants. The glass
was put in place in the a.m., in-
sured in the afternoon and
smashed by a vandal that same
night.
A thunder and lightning
storm passed over Colborne
Township Friday evening.
People say it is the sign of an
open winter.
The people of Clinton have
only to look at their neigh-
housing town of Goderich to see
the damage which can be done
to the unity of the core area
when the citizens are not deter-
mined to prevent it.
The townspeople of Clinton
are fortunate to have the op.
portunity to state their wishes
in a referendum and it is to be
hoped that they will speak out
loud and clear far the preser-
vation of this building.
Sincerely,
Dorothy Wallace
Secretary,
Huron County Branch, A.C,O.
Nows.fteoord readers are to-
cOuraged to express their
opinion. in letters tO the editor,
however, such Opinions do not
necessarily represent the
opinion of the News-Fietord.
Pseudonyms may be used by
Mt* Writers, but no feller WIN
be pubilshed unless it can be
verified by phone.
we get
letters
Food
Dear Fditoie
Is Max Saltsman, (NDP,
Waterloo-Cambridge) serious
about amending the Criminal
Code "to make it an indictable
offence for anyone to destroy
usable food as a form of
protest"? I have a hard time
believing that he is.
Where was he when Mon-
treal firemen went on strike
and let building after building
burn as a form of protest?
Where was he when western
grain handlers refused to load
ship after ship with grain as a
form of protest? Some of those
ships were scheduled to go to
places like Bangladesh about
whose starving missions M,P,
Saltsman is concerned.
Where was he when .,. I need
not go on with the list,
If Mr. Saltsman is serious, I,
for one, would be prepared to
support his private member's
bill. But to be serious he must
also be consistent.
Is he prepared to seek an
amendment to the Criminal
Code "to make it an indictable
offense for anyone to destroy
any usable good as a form of
protest"?
Does Mr. Saltsman feel the
same moral anguish when
strike after strike leaves food to
rot in fields, robs children of a
good education, cripples part of
our economy, stops production
of essential commodities,
allows people to be left
homeless by uncontrolled fire,
stops essential services, or just
holds a part of society up for
ransom? I do!
Is Mr. Saltsman's anguish
real or is it just political?
Shalom,
Elbert van Donkersgoed,
Secretary-Manager,
Christian Farmers
Federation of Ontario
Drayton, Ontairo.
Education
Qa Editor:!. ;„,.: s s
As you have many readers in
Goderich township, I was sur-
prised to find no coverage on
your pages of the Goderich
Township annual rate-payers
meeting held on Monday Nov.
11th.
At this well attended
meeting, councillors and town-
ship officers reported on their
yeare work and future plans. A
number of important questions
were asked and answered.
Candidates for the forth-
coming municipal election were
invited to speak. As my name
will be on the ballot for school
trustee on December 2nd,
perhaps you will afford me a
little space to put before your
readers the essence of what I
said at this meeting.
I stressed the urgent need to
control the cost of education. In
the past, too large a proportion
of our educational dollar has
been expended on ad-
ministrative eseivity outsid
the school. In the allocation o
funds, top priority must b
given to those things 'whic
benefit our students the most
and contribute to the bes
possible learning environment
I expressed my opinion tha
the board depends too muc
upon the judgement an
viewpoint of their ad
ministrative officers. Thos
board employees receiving th
highest salaries must be clle
upon to justify them in teriis
their contribution to educatio
To me education is essen
tially the business of th
people, especially parents an
their children. The people mu
be kept informed through th
press and other media. Th
debate and the decision
reached at all board meeting
what their board member sa
and how he votes, are publ
property.
I concluded by pointing o
that I have given my ener
and dedication in the clas
room to many generations
township students, a
requested voters to give me t
opportunity to use' this e
perience and continue to stri
for educational quality
reasonable cost by representi
them on the Huron Coe
board of education.
Yours tru
Donald S. McK
More letters all page
Dear Editor:
I see by an area news paper
that Clinton is debating on
whether to keep their old Town
Hall or replace it.
This question ought to take
little time to decide as all we
have to do is read our
newspapers and watch TV. I'm
sure we all do, but are we
thinking?
According to our economists,
we are on the threshold of a
very serious recession, During a
question period recently on
television a gentleman with
authority answered a question
on this subject by saying that
we all have to tighten our belts
and watch our dollars very
closely.
The Chrysler .Corp, is on the
verge of laying off thousands of
employees. How long will it be
before it hits us and when it
does, how do we pay for a new
Town Hall?
Maybe the old Town Hall is
inadequate, but with repairs,
could it not-be used for years to
come? I feel it would be unwise
to gamble at this time.
Thank-you,
Syd Lawson,
Goderich, Ontario.