Clinton News-Record, 1974-09-05, Page 44-04NToN NEWS-REcolux THuRspAy, EMBER 4, 1974
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The Death Wish
Among the more gruesome tasks that
fall into the hands of police and repor-
ters alike, is the covering of accidents,
especially those that involve the loss of
life.
That case occurred again on Friday
night when we were at the scene of an
accident on Highway 8, just two miles
west of Clinton,
Two young men were killed when the
car they were driving left the highway,
and the two teenagers inside were
nearly instantly killed when they were
thrown from the car. Two precious
young lives snuffed out.
The fatalities were just two of 20 per-
sons who were killed on southwestern
,Ontario highways this Labour Day
weekend. Most of the deaths could have
been avoided,
In the accident case 'here, the dead
youth's car was found to contain an
opened case of beer, Maybe one of the
prime causes of the accident.
The suspicion here is that the most
dangerous recipe was at work: alcohol,
a car, and high speed, all combined to
kill two teenagers.
Many people wonder why editors of
newspapers keep harping on the subject
of auto accidents, why,in spite of the
mounting toll newspapers keep urging
drivers to slow down, or not mix alcohol
and gasoline.
The reason is simple. If all that har-
ping has prevented one driver from
drinking and driving and ending up
dead, then it's a success, We value our
readers, each and every one of them.
Why the big rush
Members of the Huron County Council
have expressed grave concern that the
Ontario Task Force Report on Health
Planning has been released as late as
mid-July and reaction to the document is
expected by the end of August. They are
so concerned, in fact, that they have
called a special meeting to draft some of
their objections to the provincial govern-
ment. No doubt other neighboring
county councils are equally perturbed.
The report is certainly not an easy one
to read, let alone understand. In com-
mon with so many documents of this
kind the language is supposedly erudite
but actually confusing. Unclear in many
instances are the actual intentions of the
provincial government in regard to
health services. For example, there is no
clear-cut statement about the eventual
fate of the existing county health units-
bodies which have, for the most part,
served the• public well.
On one point the report is clear- doc-
tors will definitely be told where they will
be permitted to practise under the
proposed district health council plan.
Those who are not hired by the health
authority will be permitted to set up on
their own, but will not be registered. In
other words, those patients who wish the
services of unregistered doctors will
have to pay out of their own pockets
without the benefit of medical insurance
coverage.
The chief recommendation of the ,
repot( is that the province be divided
into several districts and all health ser-
vices within a district be controlled by
the district Health council. Sub-
committees, to be known as area coun-
cils, would have certain responsibilities
for local hospitals, but as far as we can
read, there is no guarantee that the area
councils would be the same as our
present hospital boards.
Definite, too, is the statement that the
district councils would have over-riding
control of all health services within their
area. Include the fact that a prepon-
derance of the district council members
would be provincial appointees, and that
the district administrator and his staff
would also be named by the provincial
ministry of health- and you have the pic-
ture. A total take-over by Queen's Park.
It is a foolish exercise in this rapidly
changing world to oppose every
alteration in ,our way of doing things, just
because we" are corrtfbetapW#th what
we have, Without fan n fr6YIKe' f re '4.
we would find our whole system in a
mess.
However, since this is still supposed
to be a democratic society, and since we
will have to pay all the bills for the
proposed changes we have every right
to understand and agree with changes
before they are made. Allowing a county
council only four or five weeks to study
a complicated report hardly fits the pat-
tern of public participation.—Wingham
Advance- Times
Sugar and Spice/By Bill Smiley
Our social life gets warmed up
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Perhaps I sounded a bit
grunipy last week because this
has been one of those summers
when a chap feels that he
hasn't done anything, seen
anything, or been anywhere.
And it has.
But that is not to say that it
has been without interest and
incident. Last week, 1 whined
about our scanty social life: one
funeral, one wedding.
However, we've had some
very interesting visitors.
Almost every day. Roofers,
painters, a columnist, a
student, a syndicate man, a
physiotherapist, and — the
most intersting of all — my
grandbabby.
And. I reckon I've learned a
wee bit about human nature in
the process. Perhaps that's
what it's all about. I like
physical nature as well as the
next man, but I am fascinated
by human nature,
Physical nature is interesting
and fairly predictable. You
plant a seed properly, nurture
it, give it plenty of fertilizer, the
right amount of sun and water,
pluck out the weeds around it,
and you wind up with a dandy
cucumber or turnip, or
whatever you planted.
But you can't do that with
humans, though you try. Maybe
we give them too much fer,
tilizer, or don't pluck the
Weeds. We plant what we think
is going to be a rose, and it
turns but to be A! tabbage. Or
vice versa, Any parent knows
this.
By the way, don't get excited,
or nervous. 'This is not a tract
on Freudian sexual symbolism.
It is merely a middle-aged man
trying to express his Astonish,
merit at the variegation of the
human species.
Once again, I drift into one of
those remote channels that end
up in a swamp. Why not stock
to the main stream? Back to
our summer visitors, There are
two categories: those who
caught us at home, and those
who did not.
Those in the latter category
came around when we were out
doing something exotic, like
shopping. Or at night, when we
were cringing in the TV room,
lights out, doors locked, phone
off the hook, arguing about
whether we'd watch the John
Wayne 1940 western or the
Audrey Hepburn 1953 dazzler.
Among these were two people
who left notes, One was Doris
Humphries, a lively columnist
in the Renfrew Mercury. "Darn
you, Bill Smiley. I came all the
way from Renfrew...." Sorry,
Doris. I'll buy you a dinner
next time. I read your column
every week in one of Canada's
best weeklies. And remind your
boss that he still owes me a
dinner. (He was a terrified in-
fantryman when I was a
terrified Typhoon pilot.)
Another note was from a
student, Sharp mind, headed
for university and law, Beware,
you lawyers of five years from
now. Don't fool with this young
lady?, punk?, Woman?, person?.
She'll murder you. Typically,
with the deep respect my
students have for me, her note
began, "Hi, Smiley, I came
around and you didn't even
have the decency to be at
A few of the visitors caught
us at home. One was Bill Craig,
of Argyle Syndicate; who has
More to do with getting out this
column than anyone except me.
Our previous acquaintance had
been on thephone. I expected a
smart-alec young punk of about
twenty-six with the big
sideburns, the big pants, and
the hearty manner.
I was shattered. He and his
wife Betty arrived for that
notorious pre-dinner appetizer.
They have an eighteen-year-old
daughter and a sweet, shy little
son, James, who is five. Bill is a
Korean war veteran. He
demolished me at two games of
chess, and played a fair piano.
So much for preconceptions.
Some of the others who
caught us ie were the painters
and the roofers. When we were
up at the crack of dawn, ready
for any questions, they didn't
show up. When we were up at
the crack of noon, not expecting
them, they were buzzing the
doorbell at 8:30, like hornets, I
report, not happily, but just as
an observer, that they were all,
stung severely by a number of
hornets in our roof and en-
virons.
Then there was the Scot-
sman, He is a physiotherapist.
Boy, that's a hard word to
spell. He wanted work, after
hours, so he could buy a house.
I was rather intrigued by the
idea that a young man actually
wanted to work. And then there
was my bad back, which comes
in handy very often, He's an ex-
cellent gardener, and our place
looks better than it has in a
decade.
But there, I've run out of
space, and I haven't ever, told
you of the party in our
backyard for retarded adults,
or the hellery of my grand.
Washy, He has just arrived
again, and I can hear him
shouting downstairs for Bill, or
somebody who understands
that when he's asleep, he is
pure angel, and when he's
awake, he's pure devil.
A dade's fate
My youngest daughter and
some of her pals have signed on
for 10 glorious, thrill-packed
days on a dude ranch this In-
dian Summer. I've given my
permission, the advice to stay
away from side-burned cowboys
wearing black Stetsons and a
solemn warning to avoid at all
costs a horse named Ginger.
Since it's a full 15 years ago
that fate flung Ginger and me
together my wife thinks the
beast has probably gone to that
great green pasture in the sky. I
doubt it. Ginger wasn't merely
indestructible. He was too
mean to die.
10 YEARS AGO
Sept. 3, 1974
Clinton's "Mr. and Mrs.
Minor Hockey" were honoured
Friday night at Clinton Legion
Hall at an "Appreciation
Night" sponsored by the Clin-
ton Minor Hockey Association
Ken and Stella McRae were
paid tribute by their many
friends for the work Mr. McRae
has done during the past four
years as secretary-treasurer.
Periodic rains are making the
harvesting of spring grain crops
difficult. Except for low-lying
areas in some fields white
beans have not been hurt
although harvesting will be
delayed at least two' weeks.
Mrs. J.W. McLaren of Ben-
miller entered her first flower
show over the weekend and two
trophies. She won the Eaton
Trophy for the highest number
of points in the show and the
Denomme Florist Trophy for
most points in the floral
arrangement class.
Mrs. Maude Crich of RR 3,
Seaforth celebrated her 85th
birthday on Friday, August 28.
Miss Louise MacVean, has
just realized her heart's desire,
a Shetland pony, who answers
to the name of "Zuri" which in
Swahili means "fine and hand-
some",
Mrs. Daphne Malins is
keeping busy these days
finishing a Scottish plaid she
will show at the Hobby and
Craft Exhibition in Clinton,
'The plaid is turned out on a 1/2
ton loom she brought over from
England,
25 YEARS AGO
Sept. 8, 1949
When a flash fire, originating
in an upstairs bedroom, was
discovered on their farm home
on Lot 38, Con, I, Tuckersmith
Township, Mr. and Mrs,
George L. Falconer were bur-
ned and had a narrow escape
from much more serious con-
sequences.
Hail as big es small marbles
fell in Hensall and vicinity
about 1:30 pan, yesterday.
Molly things might have been
different. I might even still ad-
mire The Horse.
But when the turn came to
state my qualifications my
fancy was at the full gallop.
My riding experience at that
time consisted mainly of cir-
cuits on a merry-go-round. "Ah
ride a little", I drawled
loconically, thus giving the idea
that I'd been born to the sad-
dle. And Ginger was mine, all
mine.
In no time at all I took to
calling him Ginger the Wonder
Horse. The wonder was that a
horse like this ever got born.
For one thing, he was terribly
hairy, sort of like those cheap
mohair chesterfields. Two
scheming little eyes' gazed
malevolently at the World
through the dirty-orange
Upholstery of his repulsive face.
His ears were turned per-
manently to the rear, all the
better to hear the cries of pain
and panic issuing from anyone
who rode him.
When I first managed to get
on him, after a 10-minute waltz
Later, a very heavy rainstorm
accompanied by thunder and
lightning took place.
Miss Margaret Davies has
returned home after spending a
month at the family cottage at
Kintail.
Mr. and Mrs. Bert Boyes
visited for a few days last week
in Pontiac Mich., and Windsor,
This week accompanied by Mr.
Boye's parents, Mr. and Mrs.
Ed Boyes, motored to Tober-
mory, Manitoulin Island and
Sudbury for a few days.
Joe Postil, Goderich Town-
ship is making rapid progress
in rebuilding his home recently
lost in a fire.
Fred Arkell is getting his
building wired and will shortly
have Hydro turned on.
A new nurses residence to
partially alleviate crowded con-
ditions at Wingham General
Hospital has been purchased.
50 YEARS AGO
Sept. 4, 1924
The fountain in the Library
Park has been painted a very
nice shade of grey and is much
improved, Chief Strong was the
artist and the paint was kindly
donated by the Miller Hard-
ware Company.
Sunday was the hottest day
of August, indeed, of the whole
summer, when the ther-
mometer registered 94,5
degrees above.
Another Edward Blake
Scholarship has come to Clin-
ton Collegiate. Robert G. Hun-
ter son of Mrs. John Hunter,
having won the third Edward
Blake ih science proficiency.
Miss Ida Waikinshaw has
taken a position in Irwin's
Drygoods store and Robert
Middleton has taken his
brother's position in Hovey's
Drug Store,
J.T. McKnight of the London
Road has a Polled Angus cow
Which has given birth to
tripletS, and they are all living
and healthy.
Employees of the Doherty
Piano factory presented W.N.
Manning with a leather
travelling bag prior to his
in the corral, I couldn't under-
stand why the reins were so
long. There were about eight
yards of reins, It soon tran-
spired that because of Ginger's
curious, giraffe-like contours
the saddle inexorably slipped
toward his rear. Five minutes
after I boarded I was riding
well up on Ginger's behind,
howdah-style. People were
always remarking on how tall I
was in the saddle.
This made it extremely dif-
ficult to control Ginger since he
was very close to being out of
range of my voice. In any event
I was usually preoccupied with
keeping his tail out of my eyes.
We made a most unhandsome
couple and the hate, from the
beginning, was' mutual.
Ginger clea4y :had -but .two
ambitions 411 life: to eat and to
rub up against things. Since I
was more or less laminated to
him I was this an active par-
ticipant in both.
While the rest of the dudes
galloped off across the purple
hills Ginger would trot with his
departure for Europe on a
business trip.
Misses Emily Hunter and
Dorothy Jervis have accepted
schools at Minden and Kin.
mount.
75 YEARS AGO
Sept. 7, 1899
The Doherty organ is again
on the ground at the
Exhibition. It occupies a
prominent place in the Music
pavilion near the main en-
trance. This firm certainly
deserves great credit for the
high state of perfection to
which it has brought the
manufacture of organs.
Mr. A,F. Cooper and Mr.
Newcombe were both married
this week. They are bright
young business men and are
held in very high esteem in the
area.
Apple picking is the order of
the day. The prices paid this
year are ranging higher than
usual, but the method of selling
the whole orchard for a lump
sum has been adopted by many
farmers.
Mrs. Cantelon, wife of alder.
man Cantelon, Goderich, left
consuming singleness of pur-
pose to the nearest patch of
grass, lower his head and begin
to graze. Even as early in the
day as this the saddle was
usually well up on his rump
and when he got his head down
I was all alone up there on a
summit of hirsute horse-flesh.
I could get him moving only
by a yanking on the' bit that
would extract the teeth of any
normal animal and by
repeatedly booting him, a per-
formance which caused me to
be known endearingly as Jack
the Ripper.
With this sort of en-
couragement Ginger might get
moving as far as the nearest
bramble where he would pause
for a :..4angorous, massage,
leaving rrtasa with scars that are
still visible.
I like to think, though, that I
was a good loser. On the day of
our departure I went out to the
stable to offer Ginger a carrot
as a farewell friendship gift. He
bit me. He must have known it
was poisoned.
on Thursday to attend the
Toronto Exhibition and spend
a few days in Hamilton.
Miss Minnie Ker, daughter of
H.B. Ker, arrived home Satur-
day from Bayfield where she
had been spending some, days
with her grandmother Mrs.
Miller
100 YEARS AGO
Sept. 3, 1874
Mr, Geo. Forsyth, of
Seaforth, has invented a
"Patent Universal Everlasting
Grasshopper Extinguisher"
With it two men can clear up a
40 acre field in two hours and
the varmint in the neigh-
bouring fields leave.
The season for gathering and
shipping plums is now on and a
few of our business men are
busily engaged in forwarding
them. There will not be so large
a crop as was at first expected,
as many have fallen off
being injured by some kind of
worms.
The Concert for the benefit of
the Clinton Brass Band, came
off in the Town Hall on Friday
evening last. The attendance
though not large was fair.
Dear Editor:
Would you have a little space
in your paper for these few
lines?
Yesterday (last week) I went
shopping and after coming out
of a grocery store with my bag
of groceries, I stepped on a
rough surface and my ankle
turned' over and I fell down --
boom.
A little boy ahead of me stop-
ped and picked up the oranges
and things that were rolling
away from my bag of groceries,
and in no time, a store clerk ap-
peared and picked me up and
stood me on my feet.
No, I wasn't hurt, some
scratches and some black and
blue spots, but I just want to
"thank-you" to all who helped,
especially the little man who
picked up my things. I'm glad
we have boys in our town like
that. I'm truly grateful:
Just a senior citizen,
Clinton.
Balloon
Dear Editor:
I am a historical writer, now
researching the landing of a
balloon in Clinton on this date:
July 6th, 1908. The name of the
balloon was the "Columbia,"
and it was part of a race that
started from Chicago July 4th,
1908.
Any records, facts, clippings,
etc. weitild be more than
welcome to me in my resear-
ching. If your own records do
not go back that far, perhaps
you can help me find another
newspaper or a historian, etc.
etc. who might have the facts.
Sincerely,
D. W. Farrant,
937 Ogden S.E.,
Grand Rapids, Mich.,
U.S.A. 49506
,-attic.
Dear Editor:
May I appeal to your readers
to support the International
Society for the Protection of
Animals in their attempts to
provide relief for the tens of
thousands of abandoned, stray
and injured animals in Cyprus.
Many of these animals are in
pitiful condition, all require
assistance.
I do not wish to suggest, for
one moment, that animals in
this tragic situation should be
given priority over human
needs. In fact I hope that the
matter will be kept in proper
perspective. •
Nevertheless the need is
urgent and, by helping to solve
the animal problems, we may
be playing a small part in
helping the situation in Cyprus
return to normal.
The Ontario Humane
Society, which is a member of
the International Society for
the Protection of Animals, has
been asked to provide
assistance in the form of drugs
and veterinary supplies. We are
arranging with veterinary drug
supply companies to have sup-
plies shipped to Cyprus and we
are hopeful that these supplies
will be flown to Cyprus in
Government aircraft. If not we
will send them by• air in the
normal manner.
Anyone wishing to support
this appeal should send a
donation to the Ontario
Humane Society marked
"Cyprus".
We'd never have been paired,
in the first place, but for my in-
Credible vanity. When the ;\
ranch' foreman 'came to assign*
,,
''ua bliFihags' for our two.:weeks'
vacation he asked us about our
riding experience. My wife,
being almost painfully honest,
drew a dowager mare named
Molly with a beam like an air-
craft carrier and a disposition
sweet enough to shame
Whistler's mother. If I'd had
;.t 't ,•:.
ttervt.t
Yours sincerely,
T. I. Hughes,
Executive Vice-President.