Clinton News-Record, 1974-04-04, Page 44,--CLINTON .NEWS-RECORD: THURSDAY, APRIL 4, 1974
Editorial Comm'ent.
Fighting the dragon
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Huron Member of Parliament Bob
McKinley is fighting an uphill battle in
his attempts to have parts of Vanastra,,
the former C'FB Clinton, turned into an
Olympic training site,
Mr. McKinley has been fighting a
bureaucratic nightmare for the last
several years trying to get the govern-
ment to fulfill a promise that probably
will never be carried out.
When CFB was closed several years
ago, Prime Minister Trudeau had
promised that federal assistance would
be available to areas of slow growth
where an armed forces base- had been
closed. So far, at least as far as we
know, not a single federal dime has---
found its way to the former base.
Any hope of the 'sperts ;facilities at
Vanastra were dashed on Tuesday (April
2) when Mr. McKinley learned frlom-NOr-
man Cafik, parliamentary. secretary to
the minister of health and welfare that
the "feasibility of permanent sites fOr the
moment is unlikely because of the dif-
ficulty of assembling athletics in any one
site for any length of time and the adap-i
tability of such sites to facilitate the con-
ditions for any Olympic program of some
20 events."
Which is political doubletalk for:
"Bob, go bother somebody else, I'm too
busy with 'more important things."
Fortunately, we here in Huron County
are made of stronger stuff and haven't
depended on the Federal government to
get us back on our feet, otherwise, we
would have long since succumbed.
Despite Mr. McKinley's arguments that
all the required facilities are available
right here at Vanastra or in the case of
water sports, are only a few miles away,
his pleas have fallen on deaf ears.
Wet pants
The Canadian Radio and Television
,Commission's recommendation this
week that •-•all'commercials should be
banned from the Canadian Broadcast
Corporation's radio and TV leaves us a
• "tittle dumbfounded.
Who is supposed to pick up the tab for
the millions of dollars in revenue that
will be lost? Why you and I of course,
through our taxes.
And besides, when would a person get
a chance to raid the refrigerator or use
the washroom if there weren't any com-
mercials. Why we can see the headlines
now, "Thousands wet pants during tense
Stanley Cup final."
"Streaker, nothing— I'm a . consumer!" . .
The Jack Scott Column
Stomach trouble
Is ours a civilized society?
It was one of those incidents that was
almost incredible. Yet it occurred in our
so-called civilized society here in North
America. A couple in their 90's, living in
poverty in Schenectady, New York, was
found dead recently -- evidently having
frozen to death because they had not
paid power bills of about $250.
The couple had lived in their rundown
cottage for 40 years. But because they
were behind in their payments for a few
months, the power company cut off their
electric power. This, in turn,, caused the
gas furnace that heated;t the house to 4,
stop operating. The two old people froze
to death in. temperatures of about 12
degrees above zero.
Who is to blame for this needless
tragedy? Partly the poiier company, of
course. But essentially It is the imper-
sonal, urbanized society which we have
created, and in which many millions of
us now are forced to live.
That crew that was' ordered to cut off
the power almost certainly had no idea
that two helpless old people were being
condemned to'death, a horrible death by
freezing. It is all very well for a local per;
to say that the couple, Frank and
Katherine Baker, had been fiercely in-
dependent. The truth is that after 40
years in one home, they did not wish to
leave.
In a more normal, more humanistic
society, a way would have been found to
pay their outstanding power bill. As the
Western, world moves into# a •,troubled
1974, perhaps it ought to take another -
look at the less affluent, traditional
societies of Asia and Africa where
human values differ. Can we call ours a
Christian society when two old people
are allowed/ to freeze to death in their'
house because they owe $250 to a
power company? (contributed)
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Sugar and Spice/By Bill Smiley
About my wife, kids and Germany
From our early files • • • •
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HUB O'F HURON COUNtY
This is going to be a shot-gun
column, instead of the usual
coherent, unified, lucid
examination of a single topic.
I'm going to aim in all direc-
tions at once and pull both
triggers. Reason is I've got to
get ready to go to Germany on
Sunday and have a lot to do.
Like shine my shoes, and
change $12 into rubles or
whatever they use, and get my
wife to iron some shirts, and,
uh, get her to pack my bag, and,
uh, well, a lot of important
things.
First of all, I've rediscovered
a maxim that was already an-
cient when Moses looked out
over the promised land: women
are not- only unpredictable, but
unreasonable.
My wife had known for about
a month that I might be going
to Germany on the winter
break. She thought it was great
for me. "It'll be a nice change
for you. And it'll do you good
to get away from me for a few
days, You must get sick of me."
I lied politely, as usual. Told
her I didn't need a change, that
I could scarcely bear the
thought of being separated, and
that the very idea of being sick
of her was nauseating.
Then I came home one day
and told her it was all set, but
that she couldn't go. "When?",
she queried, knowing it would
be several months off, and that
there might be an earthquake
or a flood or something in the
meantime.
"Oh, I guess Sunday night",
I responded casually, serene in
the knowledge that she was in
favour of the trip, She burst
into tears,
My next topic also deals with
the family, and with ari
aqueous event. Aside from a
rainstorm, 'have you ever been
soaked from a great height? I
have, Last Sunday,
I was thoroughly enjoying
playing with Iny grandson. He's
old enough now to be played
with, without fear that he'll
break. I had him under the ar-
mpits and was hoisting him in
the air, making those ridiculous
sounds that would make grand-
father blush crimson if they
ever heard them on tape.
A look of pure glee passed
across the kid's face, and I
thought, "By golly, he knows
me, and he's enjoying his gran-
dad." Next second, I was
soaked from shoulder to knee.
It was warm, and at first I
thought I'd burst a painless
blood vessel. But it was the
wrong .colour.
It's not -unpleasant at first.
Rather like taking a warm, salt
bath with your clothes on. It's
when it begins to cool...
There's not much more to be
developed there, so I'll turn to
topic three: exams, which we
have just gone through a
session of.
• Nothing is more depressing
than starting to mark a set of
exam papers, and finding that
the first five you mark are
failures. You are filled with
self-doubt. "Have I not taught
them anything? I'm a failure as
a teacher. I should go back to
the shoe factory, If everybody
fails, I'll be fired, because in
this system, if you're teaching
failures, you're a failure as a
teacher, regardless of any other
factors."
Then you pick up a paper
and the student has understood
what you've taught, and ap-
plied it, and used some brains
of its own, and it's a ninety per-
center. Hallelujah! And you're
hooked for another year,
There is only'one thing worse
than marking exam papers.
That is supervising the writing
of them. The quaint old word
for this function is "in-
vigilating." It sounds kind of
dirty, but it isn't, ,lust utterly
boring.
You are figuratively locked
in a room for two hours with
about 35 teenagers. That alone
is a fate worse than death, for
some people. Personally, I'd
rather be locked in with 35
students than with 35 balloons.
Then begins two hours of
hell. The kids are supposed to
be tense, nervous, straining
every brain cell to do well.
They're about as tense as a
hibernating bear. Susie takes
off her shoes, assumes a yoga
position, and looks out the win--
.dow. Jack's crutch, a relic of
skiing and a broken leg, falls on
the floor, and you jump a foot,
while the victims snicker. .
Ypu resort, after the first
hour, to such things as counting
greasy hair versus washed hair,
bras versus braless, big clumsy
boots versus sneakers,
You look up at the picture on
the wall of the Queen, on whom
somebody has drawn a
moustache. You fill in, with
your imagination, sideburns,
and realize the Queen would
have been pretty dashing in
1580.
You look out the window at
the dirty snow-banks •and
dream of a beach or a trout
stream. You whip around,
aware you were drifting, to see
if anyone is cheating. Nobody
is. Except Joe, who has given
up after half an hour of tongue
and pen working together, and
is sound asleep, head on arms.
An early fly buzzes,
Warned you this would be a
shotgun column. But I think
I've covered everything on the
home fron` Put? Next despat.th will be from
Germany. I promise it will be
loaded with fraulein,
gernutlichheit, blutwurst, put=
aches and other Teutonic
goodies.
Let's see now, if I remember
my Deutsch, "Was maker) sie
hier? "Wie vil hur ist es? Nich
rauchen bevor der zug halte.
Ich bin sin. krieggefangeriner,
Wo bist die scheisshauS?"
Reckon get along,
While the United Nations is
studying the question of human
rights, I suggest they look into
the right to eat as you please.
You don't hear much about
this, but Freedom of Appetite is
as much in peril as any other.
Maybe more.
The intolerance of the •white
man to the black man, which
most of us deplore, may be
wiped from the face of the
earth. But I see 'no hope for
bringing to an end the • in-
tolerance of the oyster-eater to
the non-oyster-eater or the
olive-lover to the olive-hater or
the chicken chow' mein en-
thusiast to the man whose taste
buds abhor chicken chow mein.
, There is no,4reasonable hope
that the man with the big. ap
petite will ever grant. equality
to the man with the pipsqueak
appetite.
I speak as a man cursed with
appetite of a finch. All my life
I have been surrounded by
relatives and friends whoSe
greatest joy is to confront •a
mountain of meat and potatoes,
to demolish it, and to fall back
with little groans and belches
10 YEARS AGO
April 2, 1964
Owing to ill health, Fred P.
Arkell, chairman of the Trustee
Board of the Police Village of
Bayfield has handed in his
resignation. He regrets his
decision but he is very ap-
preciative of the support he has,
received in the past four years.
The meeting of the Trustee
Board for the Police Village of
Bayfield on March 26 could
prove to be a historic event for
residents of Bayfield. "The
Case for Incorporation of
Bayfield" a compilation of
thoroughly researched facts
. was presented at this meeting.
The report was signed by
Brigadier F,A. Clift, H.H. Or-
mond and Fred Watson. The
proposal will be put to vote to,
the ratepayers on April 10.
For the second time in the
past three years, Clinton
Legion Juveniles have
eliminated Hespeler in the
OHA Juvenile "B" semi-finals.
The Clinton Juveniles won the
game in Hespeler by a score of
5-3. The local team is now ex-
pected to go right into the OHA
Juvenile "B" finals for the sec-
and year in a row. They were
finalists last year against Parry
Sound.
A Clinton rink skipped by E.
Beecher Menzies, 'on Tuesday
evening the Royal Bank of
Canada trophy at theSeaforth
curling club, Clayt Dixon was
vice-skip; George Cutter,
second; and Len Archanabault
of Auburn was lead.
Only three of Clinton's new
7-man planning board and
eight other citizens were
present to hear John Pearson,
Community Planning Branch,
Department of Municipal Af-
fairs speak at a public meeting
Thursday, Those few present
heard Mr. Pearson repeat many
of the suggestions he made at a
public meeting some four yeara
ago.
The new Clinton RIC hydro ,
sub-station on East Street will
be known AS E. Perdue
of delight. "Oh," they will cry,
"I did make a proper pig of
myself"--a remark filled with a
curious self-esteem. Someone
is bound to say, "Poor .Jack, he
doesn't eat enough to keep a
canary alive." Then I will be
exposed to •the glances of -pity
and scorn which the , heavy
eater reserves for the man with
the light appetite.
I am made to feel that I am
unmanly, sickly, slightly exotic
figure, an object of suspicion,'
perhaps even a foreign spy.
This is of course, a two-sided
affair. My own intolerance of
heavy eaters is a terrible thing.
I hate myself for it.
Confronted by a table full of
Henry VIII. types, „intent on
fitting their great bellies,. I feel
my'''. eyes narrowing, my sym•
patliy curdling. This is
especially true of these friends
of mine who must have their
meat raw, a choice they are per-
fectly free to make, but which I
like to consider' an affectation
to be lumped with moustache-
,growing, retaining of military
rank in civilian life, and other
contemptuous acts.
station in honour of the veteran
commissioner.
25 YEARS AGO
April 6, 1949
The Clinton Lions Club is
greatly encouraged by the
response being made by the
Clinton citizens and the people
in the district to the Easter
Seal Campaign to aid crippled
children.
Clinton's new Chief of Police,
Jack P. Hinchberger, moved
into his new home 'On Albert
Street in the Snider 'apartment
on Friday and assumed 'his new .
duties on Saturday. The; Chief
has been doing quite a 1,bit of
checking up on (111,ffic
violations.
Just when we 'were
congratulating ourselves that
spring really was here with its
spring floods, King Winterap-
neared on the scene once again
this week with the result that it i
`is very cold out.
A near tragedy was averted
at Bayfield on Tuesday evening
when Tom Kestle Jr. was able
to rescue and save the life of
Jack Cameron. Mr, Cameron
was paying a visit to the
Bayfield River when he ac-
cidentally fell into the swollen
swirling waters.
Dr. John Shaw, one of Huron
COunty's most widely known,
and highly esteemed residents
was honoured at an informal
meeting of the directors of fthe
Huron Central Agricultural
Society last Thursday evening
when he was the recipient of a
Departmental certificate "for
meticulous service to
'agriculture" and a complimen-
tary address.
A ceremonial parade with
colour party and band in atten-
dance marked the observance
Friday last of the RCAF's 25th
anniversary at the RCAF's
No. I Radar & Cotti:
munications Schnol, Clinton.
50 YEARS AGO
April 3, 1924
Owing to sickness on staff,
some of the roomS are having a
At almost any dinner party
where steaks are to be ordered,
I sit in sorrow as each diner
asks for his meat "very rare."
When I, in turn, order mine
"well done" I know that I will
feel their glances on me. It is
as if they had suddenly encoun-
tered a strange and rather
loathsome bug.
In self-defence, I am bound
to make some remark about
cannibalism or to mouth some
nasty reference to their large
stomachs, Unhappily, in recent
years, I have developed an im-
mense pot myself, which does
not escape • notice.
The raw-meat eater is prone
to associate his taste with
masculinity and I have seen lit-
tle fellows with handkerchiefs
tucked in their coat sleeves who
will behave over an uncooked
and defenceless piece of beef as
if it were a lion they had per-
sonally strangled with bare
hands.
A particularly glaring exam-
ple of this intolerance occurred
at our place last weekend. It
involved a bucket of oysters
and, as it happens, I am
something of a glutton myself
few holidays. Needless to say
the pupils are not sorry. Most
are down with colds.
Mr. George Tomlin, who has
been connected with the Bell
Telephone Co. here for several
years as the local "trouble
man", has been transferred to
Stratford. He will take over his
new duties this week. Mrs.
Tomlin and the fathily will
reside here for the present'c
A terrific gale of wind
prevailed here all day yester-
day. The roof of Central Hotel
in Exeter was completely torn
off and deposited in the
backyard. W.J. Acheson, the
proprietor, has been unable to
give an estimate of the damage.
A board fence on the school
property was also demolished.
The council in Blyth have
decided to go `ahead with the
cement paving of Queen and
Dinsley Streets. The work will
commence soon and should be
finished by this year.
Mr, A.S. Inkley of Stratford
is now on the job as "trouble
man" of the Bell Telephone
Co., taking the place of George
Tomlin.
Mr. O.M. Chowen, who has
when oysters are involved.
Our friend Burwash was
staying with us and, when in-
formed of the oyster orgy, said
in a matter-of-fact voice, "I
never did like oysters."
Everyone wheeled on the poor
fellow. It was as if he'd said,
"I never did like mothers."
"You must like oysters," I
snarled at him.
"Everyone likes oysters,"
someone else hissed.
"Why don't you like
oysters?" 'my wife demanded.
Burwash fell back. I could
see that he was alarmed. He
began to stammer, and a
terrible look of guilt came to
his face. It was the end for
him. Soon he found himself
left out of every conversation.
His ideas had become the ideas
of a non-oyster-lover and con-
sequently dross. The face we
had all loved seemed suddenly
sinister and I, caught myself
wondering what other strange
frustrations the man possessed.
He left, a broken man, un-
willing to the last to mend his
ways, and I can only hope that
someday he will come to his
senses.
filled the post of Station Agent
of the now Canadian. National
for the past' four years with so
much acceptance is to be
promoted to Kincardine.
Mr. and Mrs. George Kirby,
of Brussels, have been married
for sixty-four years. Mr. Kirby
served the Township of Morris
as councillor for eight years
and four years as deputy reeve.
They are the only remaining
members of their respective
families.
75 YEARS AGO
April 6, 1899
A London friend sent Mr.
George Swallow a trio of Black
Javas the other day. The Javas
are a hardy breed of fowl, will
stand severe weather and
mature early. Mr. Swallow has
been thinking of purchasing
some Javas for some time so
the gift was most appropriate.
When the C.P.R. build an ex-
tension to Goderich, Clinton is
to have a station. They are un-
sure of the starting origin will
be Guelph or Drumbo, but the
station officials recognize the
impoqance of Clinton as a
shipping and railway centre
and will not pass it by.
we get
letters
Badges
Dear Editor:
In the paper of March 7,
1974 in the "From our early
files"column, there is a piece in
'the 75 Years Ago part about
the debate at the Baptist
Church under the topic of
"Women's Equality." In the
debate, it mentioned a Mr.
Bezzo.
I was wondering if you could
tell me Mr. Bezzo's first name
as I' believe he could be some
relation to me as I am a former
Clinton resident.
I'm still quite interested ,in
the community's affairs, and I
also like the column written by
Jabez Rands. Keep up the good
work Mr. Rands. I really enjoy
the News-Record.
Yours truly,
Douglas Bezzo
RR 2,
Thamesford, Ont.
(Editor's note: the only men-
tion of•Mr. Bezzo's name refers
to him as Mr. C. Bezzo. This is
the only name we were able to
find.)
Early files
Dear Editor:
I hope that you may be so
kind and find me a small space
in your newspaper for my
quest. I have a very interesting
hobby of collecting regimental
badges. I do have a fair collec-
tion to date and have been
collecting now since my
discharge from the Royal Army
Service-Corp in 1966, My main
interest is the badges of the
Canadian Armies and
especially the C.E.F. and old.
militia badges.
I understand that there are
some very nice badges in
Canada. I am very anxious to
fill in gaps in my collection and
wish that some kind readers
may be able to assist me in my
quest for any military badges.
Bert Pike.
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necessarily represent the
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Pseudonyms may be used by
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Shooting
Dear Editors
This letter is in reply to an
article in The Free Press Satur-
day, February 23. "Shoot a
deer, prevent a crash," was its
heading. The article told of
Rene Jones' proposal of having
a deer-hunting season in Huron
County because of the numbers
of deer-automobile crashes in
the past few years.
I would like to promote an
automobile-hunting season - a
month of great sport for we
bazooka shooters. Wouldn't it
be more sensible to rid our-
selves of the man-made
destruction implement, the car,
o than to niurcier nature's in-
nocent creatures?
The automobile excretes
poisonous carbon monoxide
and it murders people, animals
and vegetation. Cars rust and
die in our lovely wrecking
yards and certainly are
'eyesores and pollution. How
can we accept the presence of
that over the purely natural
deer, a most graceful animal?
The deer excretes natural fer,•,•
tilizer, exhales carbon dioxide
into our air for plants to use
and provides food for other
animals.
I feel this issue is a matter of
values and it is time that man
started to look inward to find
his place in relation to nature
and God and to understand his
reason for existence. •
Maura Gascho
Zurich