Clinton News-Record, 1973-04-19, Page 4"it's about time they took the tax off of
us," purred Alexander the cat the other
day when we viewed the Ontario budget
speech together in front of the TV.
"For too long," he hissed, "they have
been making us pets and cats look like
unnecessary luxuries, when all the time
we knew we were a integral part of any
family."
"I like John White," he said, beginning
to purr again.
"Yes," I said, "but you're going to
have to cut back on your kibbie consum-
ption."
"And why should I have to do that," he
said, his back arching slightly at the
mention of a food cutback.
"Well, since John White increased the
sales tax from five to seven per cent, it's
going to cost more for cat food, and
hence you'll have to cut back, because
we can't afford the extra."
"And on top of that," I said taking the
offensive, "you're going to have to out
down on the amount of kitty litter you
use." "Tax increase on that too?" he
asked, showing his claws and cleaning
them with his rough tongue.
"And further more," I added, feeling
my barbs were beginning to work,
"you're going to have to quit going in
and out that back door so much. It lets
out valuable heat, and with John White's
seven percent tax on fuel oil, we can't.
afford to heat the outside."
' "It doesn't seem like us cats ever get
a break," he growled as he headed for
the litter box where he promptly piddled
on a copy of the London Free Press that
had a front page picture of Ontario
Treasurer John White.
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4-411ITON NEWS-RECORD, THURSDAY, APRIL '19, 1973
Editorial continent
Of cats and taxes
"1 don't see why anyone would need to jog in this town. With these potholes you get
enough jogging just driving!"
So what's new?
Huron MP Robert McKinley apparently
thought a recent article by Ottawa Jour-
nal. writer Paul Jackson regarding the
number of defeated Liberal candidates
now working in government jobs worthy
of interest to a number of Huron con-
stituents.
He sent out several copies of the ar-
ticle indicating that at least 12 defeated
Liberal candidates had been able to find
jobs on the public payroll.
Mr. McKinley could have saved the
money he spent on having the article
reprinted and mailed. Political
patronage should surprise no one.
No doubt the same lengthy list could
have been obtained about stalwart PC
members working for the government in
Ontario. or NDP backers being on the
pubiiF Rayrqlf in Manitoba. 1,
IronidallY, the item reached our desk
on the same day an announcement was
made in Toronto that former Huron MPP
Charles MacNaughton had been named
chairman of the Ontario Racing Com-
mission.
There is no doubt but what Mr.
MacNaughton will be a most competent
chairman and will probably be followed
in the position by other PC supporters
until such time as the Liberals win in On-
tario and can name one of their
stalwarts to the position.
There's little to be gained in the kettle
calling the pot black.
This newspaper recently pointed out
that some of Ontario's most conscien-
tious and capable persons take an ac-
tive part in politics and our democratic
system would be severely weakened if
they did not. Certainly, the calibre of ap-
pointments would be equally weakened
if those persons actively, engaged in
supporting one party or another were ex-
cluded from accepting those positions.
—Exeter Times-Advocate
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THE HOME
OP RADAR
IN CANADA
English is going down the
drain, going to the dogs, or
going up in smoke these days.
Take your pick. Maybe that
first sentence is what's wrong
with the language. There are so
many idioms in it that nobody
can speak or write the real
thing any more.
University professors have
expressed their indignation
publicly. A couple of them
recently announced that
students who expect to
graduate in one of the
professions can't write one sen-
tence without falling all over
their syntax. I agree with them.
But if they think they have
troubles, they should try
teaching English in high school.
There has been such a marked
and rapid decrease in the stan-
dards of written and spoken
English that teachers of the
subject can be found almost
any day in the staff john,
weeping into the washbasin.
This winter, a teacher in a
city school decided to prove
something she already knew.
She drew up a list of forty
words, most of them of one
syllable, and tested several
classes. Nobody could spell all
forty, Many of the kids couldn't
spell ten of the words.
Her experiment and her sub-
sequent indignation were airily
dismissed by a publit shcool
principal, who said something
like, "Oh, we don't worry much
about spelling any more.
They'll learn to spell when they
need to." Hogwash.
What employer of anything
but brute strength wants a
semi-literate lout fouling up his
invoices, Order forms and
everything he can get his hands
on?
What printer, for example,
will hire a kid who can't even
spell "etaoin shrdlu" and
doesn't even know what it
means?
I do a fair bit of gnashing
and wailing myself when I'm
marking upper school papers
and have to sort out something
like, "The women nu were she
was going, as she when they're
everyday." The thought is
there, but there is something
lacking when it comes to
felicity of spelling.
Everybody blames everybody
else for the sad state of
English, but, as usual, you have
to read it in this column to get
at the truth.
Let us establish the a priori
fact that the high school
English teacher is faultless.
And, some would add, that a
fortiori, the high'school English
teacher is useless. So be it.
Now for the real culprits.
They are not the elementary
school teachers, much as we
would love to blame them.
They are victims, too.
First, English had been
derogated and eroded for the
past couple of decades until it
is now down somewhere in the
area of brushing your teeth and
saying your prayers.
Remember, you older and
wiser people who went to
school longer ago than you care
to proclaim? You had spelling
and grammar and composition
and reading and writing and
orals. This was English.
Maybe you didn't learn much
about sex or conversational
French or how to copy a
"project" out of the en-
cyclopedia, but you sure as hell
had English belted into you,
Maybe you weren't given
much chance to "express your-
self", but by the time you were,
you had some tools With which
to do it.
Nowadays English is prac-
tically crowded off the
curriculuin by such esoteric
subjects as social behaviour,
getting along with the group,
finding your plate in society,
and the ubiquitous and often
useless "project".
Kids, one teacher told me,
shouldn't have to learn to spell
words that are not in their own
vocabulary. Now, I ask you.
How else do they acquire a
vocabulary?
But, I repeat, it's not the
teachers of our little treasures
who are at fault. It's the
tinkerers, the dabblers in
education. They are rarely
found in a classroom. They are
more often haring after some
"new approach" in education
that has been tried and found
wanting by the Americans or
the Armenians or the Aztecs.
Thus, out went grammar and
spelling drill. The kids are sup-
posed to learn these basic
skills, not through their eyes
and ears, but in some
mysterious way: possibly
through their skin.
Daily drill is deadening to
the spirit, so off with its head.
Let the kids be creative, write
poetry:
"I saw the moon ovary the
cloweds
it was sooper,"
Doesn't that give you a unique
experience? The freedom of
spirit, the originality, the
creativity?
Fortunately, I am able to
shake this off, along with war
and famine, death and taxes. It
has it's moments. •
The other day, I threw this
old chestnut at a class, and
asked them to correct the gram-
mar: "Forty cows were seen,
sitting on the verandah."
There was total silence, It
seemed OK to thetn. Then a
pretty Grade 11 girl flung up
her hand and flashed all her
teeth. "I got it, Mr, Smiley!"
"Yes, Bonny," I winced.
Carefully she enunciated: "I
seen forty cows sitting on the
verandah,"
courageous breed before, but
never was there such a superb
Backseat-White-Knuckle-Pilot
and from the moment we met
in Vancouver, nodding dully at
each other as men do in the
bleakness of early morning
10 YEARS AGO
April 18, 1963
At their regular meeting
Monday, Clinton Public
Hospital approved the hiring of
a food supervisor, Mrs. Merle
Traxler.
Doug Miles, Huron
agriculture representative,
reported this week there was a
good precentage of spring
seeding in the ground, to date.
However, he noted that there
was little growth due to the
cold weather and the lack of a
warm spring rain.
With their estimated budget
showing an increase of over
$160,000, the C.H.S.S. board
will require an increased mill
rate of 18.5 from its eight sup-
porting municipalities this
year, This will be an increase of
approximately 1.8 mills for
most.
in a recorded vote at council,
Monday, Constables Clarence
Perdue and Albert Shaddick
were each given a $150 raise,
but the salary of Chief Russ
Thompson was left at $3800.
Delayed an hour while they
held their regular closed
session, Monday's council ,
meeting again saw discussion
on the troublesome three D's --
dogs, dust and dump.
Mr. and Mrs. John MacKen-
zie, Bayfield, have sold their
fine old home on Clan Gregor
Square to Brigadier Clift, Ot-
tawa, who gets possession in
August. Mr. and Mrs. MacKen-
zie have purchased the Baptist
parsonage on Louisa Street.
15 YEARS AGO
April 1/, 1958
More than 500 people
crowded into the Legion Hall
here last night for the
Progressive Conservative
nominating convention held to
fill the candidate's position left
vacant by the death of the late
Tom Pryde, Exeter. Charles S.
flight, I knew that Mr. Menzies,
like Walter Mitty, would get us
through, pocketa-pocketa.
I had sized up Mr. Menzies
when he took the upholstered
pew next to mine, but even the
new TriStar has a noise level
that discourages conversation
and it is safer to be a little cool
with your neighbor than risk a
transcontinental case of acute
laryngitis.
I became acutely aware of
him, however, when the aircraft
taxied out on the strip and the
pilots up ahead went through
their' routine checks of controls
and engines.
Mr. Menzies, a short man of
the type easily lost in crowds,
'Suddenly 'assumed the"ap-
listens to a cardiac condition.
The captain up in the nose
pulled back the wheel and drew
us up through the morning
drizzle, but this was a purely
reflex action. It was really Mr.
Menzies who got us airborne by
MacNaughton, president of the
Huron Progressive Conser-
vative Association and right
hand man of Tom Pryde
throughout his terms at
Queen's Park, was swept into
the candidate's job on the first
ballot, which dealt firmly with
the five other men nominated
for the office. Choked with
emotion, Mr. MacNaughton
said " I will do my very best,
so that you will never have to
say you chose the wrong man at
this convention "
A committee of the Kinsmen
Club,Clinton i has been appoin-
ted to start a fund with which
to purchase jackets for the All
Star team of Peewee hockey
players which earned the
Beacon Herald 'Trophy and
second place in the "C" Cham-
pionships at Young Canada
Week in Goderich. They are:
K.W. Colquhouri, chairman;
Donald R. Kay, Frank
McEwan and Terry ONeil.
25 YEARS AGO
April 15, 1948
Definitely today was spring
and it was the first day for
some time that you could call it
that, after so much cold and
rainy weather.—But after all, it
is the middle of April!
The farm on the Base Line,
three miles north of Clinton,
and owned by the late Oliver J.
Jervis, has been sold to
Lawrence Stephenson, Huron
Road West. It is 35 years last
March since Mr. Jervis bought
the farm from the late
Ephraim, Butt, who
previously had lived there for
30 years.
Clinton's new sewerage
system and sewage disposal
plant, both of which have been
under construction for Most of
two years, went into operation
this week, after many unfor-
tunate delays.
Levis Contracting Company,
Clinton, was awarded the con-
sheer body English. When the
wheels lifted to be tucked un-
der the plane's umbilicus he
turned to me wordlessly, but
with the quiet satisfaction of a
man who has made a monkey
out of gravity.
That was merely the begin-
ning. Mr. Menzies then flew the
TriStar by the seat of his pants
across the Rockies and the
plains, across the Great Lakes
hidden in the cloud below and
safely to rest on the tarmac at
Melton Airport.
As we stood in the aisle
waiting to deplane it was all I
could do to refrain from saying,'
"Well done, sir."
In a rare moment, of porn
munication, Mr. Menzies had
confided that he ,yEks ong.otthe,,
chief reasons for the rosy
balance sheet of Air Canada.
He is one of the tribe, so
familiar on every air transport,
the travelling "representative"
who carries a neat, aluminum
attache case bulging with the
details of the plastic toilet seats
or patented trusses or novelty
ash-trays or whatever it is that
tract for supplying and
distributing on the streets of
Clinton during 1948, 4,000
cubic yards, more or less, of
three-quarter-inch screened
crushed gravel, at a special
meeting of the Town Council
Monday evening.
Miss Eileen Gliddon,
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. D.E.
Gliddon, R.R. 3 Clinton, won
high honors at Stratford
Musical Festival last week. She
has been a pupil of Mrs. E,
Wendorf, Clinton and is doing
advance study work with Miss
Cora B. Ahrens, Stratford.
40 YEARS AGO
April 20, 1933
The annual military ball,
given under the auspices of the
Huron Regiment, brought out a
large number of invited guests.
The hall was handsomely
decorated with flags and bun-
ting, the streamers from the
central lights to the side walls
being particularly effective.
The Junior Band gave a
second concert in the town hall
on Tuesday evening, Their per-
formance was well worth
hearing and their advan-
cement, under the leadership of
Mr. Morgan Agnew, is very
causes them to take to the
skies.
Unlike the others, however,
Mr. Menzies and the airplane
were still far apart, While
many other business types
dozed through this steady flight
he was alert and on duty, flying
the TriStar every inch of the
way.
Eyery manifest, as the
stewardesses will tell you, has
one or more of them, the men
who accept the Air Age and
profit by it, but have a deep
suspicion that it is against the
laws of nature and God to take
all that metal aloft.
Until we arrived at Winnipeg
I felt there was something
comical about Mr. Menzies'
devoAion to identifying and
reacting to the aircraft's every
movement, but in the waiting
room there we fell into conver-
sation. When I asked him how
he liked flying his answer con-
vinced me that Mr. Menzies
deserves a place in the annals
of flight.
He put it simply and humbly.
"It terrifies me," he said.
patent to the ear. It looks as if
Clinton is in no danger of being
without a good band in the
years to come, as our much ap-
preciated Kilties will be
refreshed from time to time
with new members from the
juniors as time goes on.
Very impressive, joyous
Easter services were held in all
the Clinton churches on Sun-
day. In each case the atten-
dance was augmented by many
visitors who had come to spend
the Eastertide with Clinton
friends.
55 YEARS AGO
April 18, 1918
"Victory", the patriotic pig,
who was sold by raffle, was
displayed on the streets in a
crate bedecked with flags. Sale
of raffle tickets for :'Victory"
amounted to about $40. His
new owner is now William
Cudmore. A clock presented to
the Girls' Auxiliary by Mrs.
Morrish was also raffled. Mrs.
Seeley held the lucky ticket.
On Monday evening,
A.J.McMurray unloaded • five
10-20 International tractors at
the station here and had them
(continued on page 5)
Dear Editor:
Several months ago the
Minister of Transportation and
Communications, the Hon.
Gordon Carton, Q,C., commen-
ted in the press on the lack of
courtesy on the part of commer-
cial vehicles and their apparent
disregard for the convenience
of other users of the highways,
He particularly pointed to com-
mercial vehicles driving two
and three abreast on hills and
bridge approaches thereby
preventing the passage of faster
moving traffic. At that time,
the Minister suggested that
unless the transportation in-
dustry, as a whole policed itself
and an improvement in the
driving habits was noted, he
would be compelled to institute
legislation to- correct the
situation.
Such legislation has now
been enacted. Effective im-
mediately, trucks are not per-
mitted to use the left-hand lane
whenever a freeway has three
or more lanes in one direction.
On high volume freeways with
only two lanes in one direction,
signs advising "Slower Traffic
Keep Right" are now being
erected.
While supporting the new
legislation, observations of On-
tario Safety League staff
members indicate that the use
of the left-hand lane by trucks
on multi-lane highways is ac-
tually less of an impediment to
the free flow of traffic than is
the thoughtless use of the cen-
tre lane. The Ontario Safety
League feels that the transpor-
tation industry could take a
real step in removing some of
the tarnish from its image by
voluntarily instructing its
members to use the right-hand
lane exclusively, except when
passing. The ability, safety and
courtesy of the commercial
driver was once well noted.
Here is an 'opportunity for the
industry to regain some of the
prestige it has lost with the
public.
Fred H. Ellis,
General Manager,
Ontario Safety League
Saint Mary University
High Rise 2, Apt. 510
Halifax, N.S.
Dear Editor:
Recently on a CBC show I
heard of ,your method of
dealing with "stray dogs". No
doubt then, your town must be
pro-abortion, pro-tapital
punishment and anti-humane
societies.
I don't take issue with fact
that you have a problem, but is
it the solution. Man demon-
strates his intelligence by the
use of reason and intelligence
in solving his problems. How
does Clinton handle its
alcoholics?
I lived in Toronto and knew
a few people from Clinton. Un-
til today, the word "Clinton"
conjured up nice memories of
people I had known from Clin-
ton. No longer!
Regretfully,
Brenda Nicholson,
Halifax, N.S.
(Editor's note: Apparently, the
dog situation nt Vanastra was
the subject on a CBC Radio
Show that was broadcast coast
to coast on the netWork.
Although the show was
received enthusiastically by
many people, others thought it
was brutal and indicated a
mindless mentality in Clinton
and area, a situation that sim-
ply is not true. Maybe we
should send our dogs down to
these people so they can have
their garbage spread all over
their lawns and have one of
their children bitten. Maybe
then their attitude would
change.)
The extra pilot
A new name must be added
to aviation's golden page of
great flying men and women.
Somewhere down below Lin-
flbergh, Alcock and Brown,
Amelia Earhart and the rest
must now be inscribed the
name of Mr. Menzies, if I have
the name right, who took a
great aircraft singlehanded this
week from Vancouver to
Toronto.
Mr. Menzies accomplished
this exhausting hop from a seat
well to the rear in one of Air
Canada's splendid new
TriStars, a seat that chanced to
adjoin mine. When I last saw
him as we went our separate
ways into the jungles of
Toronto he wore that look of
'conquest characteristic of
eagle-eyed 'Men 'Who,
characteristic* Pearance of a robin after
hurled back the challenge of ,worms. He was listening to
the wild blue yonder. those three engines, if I may
I have met others of his switch metaphors, as a doctor
JAMES E. FITZGBRALD--Editot•
J. HOWARD AITKEN — General Manager
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