Clinton News-Record, 1973-03-22, Page 4The old saying "you can fool some of
the people some of the time but you
can't fool all of the people all of the
time," was made quite clear by the
people of Huron last Thursday,
In a stunning upset, Huron voters
threw out the 30 year Tory rule and sent
Jack Riddell to Toronto,
There can be many analyses made of
the Huron by-election last Thursday, but
one thing is perfectly clear: the voters
in Huron, and indeed the riding of St.
George, are sick and tired of the Ontario
Government "couldn't care less
policies" .
People are sick of the high cost of
education, medicare, regional govern-
ment, and even the high cost of govern-
ment itself.
The Big Blue Machine thought they
could fool the voters of Huron. They
thought it was an easy win, a shot in, a
Conservative stronghold that would vote
Conservative no matter what.
They should have known that you
can't fool us that easy.
Bill Davis should take this upset to
mean the people are challenging his
"devil may care" attitude and are tired
of being imposed upon and then con-
sulted later.
There will be many sleepless nights
for the PCs for many months to come
and they'll try to placate the people, but
the fact remains .... the people have
spoken and Bill Davis had better start
listening.
Jack Riddell has negated an ancient
Huron saying. "it doesn't matter who the
Conservatives run, the people of Huron
will vote for him."
As for the campaign, the PCs started
on top and then slipped as the election
day drew near. Their attempt to
parachute a candidate into Huron who
has lost touch with the people, and who
thought he was Charlie MacNaughton's
natural successor just didn't go over
with the people.
Jack Riddell, carrying the Liberal ban-
ner, was one of the strongest candidates
the Liberals have fielded in Huron in
some years. He could identify with the
people, he could talk to them,, he could
also listen very well.
As for the statement attributed to
Charlie MacNaughton election night
that "the people of Huron will live to
regret it", maybe Davis will regret he
ever took over leadership of the Tory
party.
Don't forget Mr. Davis, the whole
province will get a chance in two years.
4—CLINTON NEWS-RECORD, THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 1973
Editorial comment
A message for Bill
"Very funny just pay the bill, please!"
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Clear and clean the cities
In the city of Washington, a regional
advisory committee has recommended a
program of strict traffic controls that
would include a $2-a-day surcharge on
commuter parking through the area.
This is just one of the many devices ur-
ban planners throughout the world are
putting forward in an effort to curb the
global automobile culture.
When you drive through the great
metropolitan areas of North American
and Europe, you realize that most cars
are occupied by exactly one person-- the
driver. The waste in oil, metal,rubber,
man-hours, human energy and land
is absolutely phenomenal.
The solution, of course, is to make
public transport so attractive that those
who today drive to work will find it more
convenient to leave their cars at home.
For those who don't really need to drive
to work,. but who own large cars as a
status symbol, the purchase of over-
sized automobiles ought to be made so
expensive as to become a real deterrent.
The inner cities of the world would get
a new lease on life if millions abandoned
their cars and used their legs more of-
ten. The increasing number of cities that
are deciding to close various streets to
anything but pedestrian traffic are an in-
dication of future trends.
And yet increasing affluence in the
richer countries still will require drastic
measures. It may become necessary to
charge such high parking fees in down-
town areas that bringing the car into the
city will become prohibitive. Companies
that provide parking for their staffs
.either. free on. a subsidized basis, may
have to pay an enormous annual tax per
car for this privilege. At present,
motorists pay fees on toll roads and
when they cross certain bridges, The
time may come when drivers may have
to pay a very high toll if they wish to
drive downtown when good public tran-
sportation is available. Because some
time, somehow, we have to try to clear
and clean our cities.(contributed)
Those stupid squirrels
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THE HOME
OF RADAR
IN CANADA
This week, some random and
rambling thoughts on a variety
of topics.
A friend and colleague died
yesterday, and I'll miss him.
He was a free soul, beholden to
none, with a mind and a tongue
that paid obeisance to no man
and no theory. He was ill for a
long time, but fought like a
demon, and never gave an inch
to encroaching death.
Since I joined this teaching
staff twelve years ago, six men
teachers, all in their forties and
early fifties, have died. Five of
them were World
War II veterans. That's a
pretty high attrition rate.
There are only six W.W. II
veterans left on the staff, in-
cluding one lady arid one vet of
the German army, and we're
sort of eyeing each other for
signs of sudden deterioration.
Guess we should make a pool,
winner (last alive) take all.
Don't worry, I haven't a
morbid bone in my body. I've
already had about thirty years
more than a lot of my old
mates, so life doesn't owe me a
thing.
Spring is more a time of birth
than of death. And did we
have evidence this week.
Saturday morning, I often
grab the chance to sleep in for
an extra hour, Last Friday
night the temperature went
soaring up to about fifty.
About four a.m., the word got
around among the black
squirrels in my attic that spring
had arrived, and they went
stark, staring, raving mad.
All winter, they'd been pretty
quiet, with only the occasional
Saturday night party complete
with drunken fights, screaming
females, bawling kids and
acorns rattling around like
bowling balls on concrete.
But this week, they pulled all
the stops. I started out of a
deep sleep, shouting something
about the Yanks invading
Canada. My wife was
cowering, head under the
covers.
The males were bellowing
like bull moose. The females
were chattering like-- well
females. The babies were
shouting, in unison,'' Hey,
Ma.Can we go out? We don't
need a coat. We've never seen
spring before. What's it like?"
And all of them running and
jumping and skittering and
slithering and scuttling right
overhead until it sounded like
midnight at the Lumberjacks
Ball.
This went on until daylight
and so did my wife's demands
that I do something about it.
What would you do? I wasn't
going to go up into the attic
and take them on single-
handed. I was afraid to. They
sounded like Genghis Khan
and his boys warming up for
the raping and razing of a city.
There was nothing to do but
batten down the hatches and
hope that some overzealous lit-
tle black rodent did not chew
through the ceiling and drop on
my wife's head That would
have, as they say, torn it.
At dawn the wild ululations
subsided a little and I peeked
out the window, There they
Were, goofing about in the back
yard, stupidly digging in the
snow for acorns, looking par-
ticularly ratty with their coats
half shed,
The oldtimers soon realized
with disgust that it was not
spring at all, and returned, up
the big cedar, flying leap to the
vines, scrabble up to the hole
and back to the attic for a long
snooze.
But the little ones were baf-
fled, - bewildered and
belligerent. They ran around
in circles. They sank to their
ears in wet snow. They chit-
tered indignantly. They
couldn't find anything to eat.
Had I not heard them talking
so often, I'd not have been able
to understand. But I had. And
I did. I distinctly heard one
baby buck squirrel snarling.
"What the hell goes on here?
We've been sold a bill of goods.
THIS is SPRING? Where are
the luscious bulbs, the green
stuff, the tender shoots? We've
been had, brothers. Let's
demonstrate."
And demonstrate they did,
loudly and shrilly, for the next
twelve hours, back in the attic,
berating their elders.
Can't blame them. It must
have been a traumatic ex-
perience, out of the warm
womb of the attic into the bleak
reality of a March day. Some
of them (I hope) will be scarred
for life,psychologically,
But I can't kick. They've
been fairly quiet since, aside
from a lot of mumbling and
muttering among the young
ones, convinced, like all kids,
that their parents betrayed
them aoout life.
Dang it, I've run out of
space. I wanted to mention the
two baseball pitchers.who have
swapped not only wives but
families, present some startling
spring poetry, and discuss the
abysmal stupidity of the Depar-
tment of Education, but there's
no room.
Why do I let squirrels loom
so large in my life?
10 YEARS AGO
MARCH 21, 1963
The board of Clinton Public
Hospital approved shorter
visiting hours and a stricter
control on the number of their
visitors at their meeting,
Tuesday. Times have been
shortened by half an hour for
both afternoon and evening
and only two visitors per
patient will be allowed at one
time.
Sunday, St. Patrick's Day,
resulted in rather a harrowing
experience for Mr. and Mrs.
Hal Hartley, Clinton, while
they were looking things over
out at their summer cottage. A
usually shallow placid stream
was dammed up with ice and
snow caused by the spring run-
off and Hal was attempting to
open it up with .a shovel from
the bank. "Goldie" their golden
retriever decided to investigate,
fell in and was sucked under
the ice by a terrific current. He
didn't come up, so Hal thinking
the water would be waist deep,
plunged in after him. But he
was up to his neck and the
weight of fur parka and flight
boots was dragging him down.
His wife, Erma, plunged in
because she thought Hal was
being swept away. It all turned
out all right, however, and Hal
commented that the "luck of
the Irish" was with them this
day.
The CHSS board gave ap-
proval last week for a London
food service firm to operate the
school cafeteria next year.
The pirates
I liked it better the way it
was before the Better Business
Bureau put me on their mailing
list.
I was a trusting sort with a
boyish confidence in one and
all.If somebody offered me a
bargain., why I grabbed it and
was grateful. If somebody told
me an article cost $9.95, why I
just assumed that was what it
ought to cost and paid up with
a winsome smile.
The world of business was a'
mystery to me, as it still is, but
it all seemed wondrously tidy
and efficient and it just never
occured to me to question it.
Oh, I was a simple one.
Then, about a year ago, the
Better Business Bureau began
sending me a Zeroxed sheet
called "General Bulletin," a
kind of continuous documen-
tary of larceny, petty and
grand,thievery,plain and fancy,
and fraud, assorted.
As a commentary on the
human race it makes gloomier
reading than Chekhov.
In almost no time at all my
faith was shattered, my sweet
expression changed to one of
glowering suspicion, I invested
in a Yale lock for my money-
belt which I had sewn into my
B.V.D.'s and began to view the
business world like a Mountie
viewing the ten most-wanted
criminals.
Month after dreary month
the Better Business Bureau
recounts a saga of forgotten
ethics and sharpies fleecing the
patsies like you and me,
Here, for example, in the
latest bulletin, is a poor in-
Many varied and interesting
booths drew a crowd of over
160 people to the St. Patrick's
tea and bazaar held'last Satur-
day afternoon at Wesley Willis
United Church. The successful
afternoon netted the UCW well
over $300.
Raymond J. Garon, 18, retur-
ned to his home in Clinton this
week after completing a 10-
week course at the National In-
stitute of Drycleaning, Silver
Spring, Maryland, where he
stood third in the class of 20.
15 YEARS AGO
MARCH 20, 1958
The Board of Clinton
District Collegiate Institute is
investigating the matter of an
addition to the school building.
George Falconer, John Levis
and Kenneth McRae, are a
committee Of three in charge of
the situatiOn.
An increase of maximum
salary from $3,600 to $4,000
was granted its staff by the
Clinton Public School Board
meeting last •week. The
minimum salary of $2,400 was
not changed. Each of the 13
teachers on the staff will
receive the annual increase of
$200.
For the past 24 years, Mr.
and Mrs. Percy Weston have
operated the little drug store on
Main Street, Bayfield. Last
November they decided that
time had come to retire from
this business and so sold it to
Mr. and Mrs. Cliff Utter. Jack
Forrester, Goderich, formerly
of Lucknow, has taken over the
nocent sap who thought he
would have his chimney flues
cleaned so he called a firm that
advertised the job for just 10
dollars. Oh, the fool! He should
have known that nobody does
nothin' any more for 10 dollars.
And, sure enough, they didn't.
Three men spent three-and-
a-half days on the job and they
billed the mark for a cool
$1250.
When you get taken these
days you get taken good.
And here's a dear little lady
(I fancy her looking like
Whistler's Mother) who also
had some chimney trouble. So
they quoted her $185 for the
job and she thought that was
too high and finally she agreed
to pay $65.
That looked pretty good af-
ter the first estimate, didn't it?
But then she discovered that
her neighbor had exactly the
same job done, by a different
firm, for just $18.50.
These are just two out of
hundreds of case histories on
the open season against
trusting boobs and their over-
all effect on me has been a
terrible thing.
If something goes wrong in
our house, • as it does with
monotonous regularity, I
negotiate with the repair men
with all the confidence of a
father bargaining with a kid-
napper over a ransom.
When a fellow fixed my oil
furnace the other day, announ-
ced that it was just an air-lock
and that the charge would be a
mere four bucks I whimpered
with gratitude, It wasn't the
management of the Cities Ser-
vice Gas Station which had
been previously operated by
Mr. Utter.
Dale King. A.V.M. Hugh
Campbell Public School and
Barbara Inder of Clinton
Public School were judged the
best speakers taking part in the
Legion- sponsored public
speaking contest held last night
in the Legion Hall, Judges were
the Rev. Grant Mills, Mrs. J.W.
Van Egmond and Mrs. Leroy
Poth, Mrs. J.A. Addison com-
piled the scores.
Official nominations for the
riding of Huron were held on
Monday in the Legion Hall,
with returning officer, J.K.
Hunter, Goderich in charge.
For the Progressive Conser-
vatives, Elston Cardiff was
nominated, and for the
Liberals, W.G. CoChrance was
selected to carry the banner. E.
Beecher Menzies, Clinton
barriker, was named chairman
of the Clinton Liberal
Association, to succeed Cree
Cook.
25 YEARS AGO
MARCH 18, 1948
The Bayfield River "went
out" about 8:15 p.m. Tuesday
like the crack and roar of guns.
The huge cakes of ice broke off
and ground each other in the
raging torrent.
Clinton Citizens Band has
elected •George B. Beattie as
president for 1948, succeeding
Percy Livermore, Bill Hearn is
secretary-treasurer; Bill An-
drews, librarian, and Charles
money. It was the discovery of
an honest man.
Now, in its latest bulletin,
the Bureau has turned to the
bigger boys and takes a long,
accusing look at prices
("outrageous and fraudulent"),
selling methods ("deliberate
misrepresentation"), adver-
tising ("dishonest") and the
state of public confidence
(badly shaken.")
My eyes got all hard and
squinty reading about the
system of Regular Prices or
"list" prices that are set up by
the manufacturers in close
collaboration with the mer-
chants.
It is all a lovely swindle and
I will never look again at those
great, black advertisements of-
fering "bargains" without the
urge to cry, "Stop thief!"
Johnson chairman of the
property committee.
Announcement is made by
J.W. Counter regarding the
New Lumber and Builders'
Supplies business which he has
opened in the former Thomas
Wigginton woodworking shop at
the northwest corners of Albert
and Princess Sts., Clinton, and
more recently operated by Er-
nest H. Epps and Mitcheal
McAdam.
A large crowd attended the
minstrel show in Londesboro
Community Hall, Friday
evening, staged by the Girls'
Club of Wesley-Willis United
Church, Clinton, and sponsored
by the village. Proceeds of this
concert are to be used to help
buy fire protection for the,
village. •
40 YEARS AGO
,MARCH 16, 1933
The play "Jimmy, Be
Careful", put on in the town
hall a few weeks ago by the
young people of Ontario Street
church, was repeated on
Tuesday evening for local relief
benefit, the admission to be
either cash or donations of
clothing groceries, etc, suitable
for relief purposes. After the
play the cast were invited by
the Home and School Club to
Bartliff's dining room, where
they had prepared refresh-
ments, Mr. Bartliff kindly of-
fering the use of the room and
providing hot coffee.
Sunday evening sing-songs
are being held after the evening
service by Wesley-Willis people,
The Bureau cities the case of
blankets tagged at $15.95
which were sold at a so-called
reduced price of $8.95 at a nor-
mal profit for all concerned,
electric cooking utensils
ticketed at $36.95 and $49.95
sold at 12 and 15 dollars with,
again, a normal profit to the
merchant.
I keep thinking of that
vacuum cleaner my wife had
bought for a mere $79 and how,
as if by magic, it has been ad-
vertised two weeks later at a
sensational bargain of $58 and
my blood comes nicely to the
full boil in no time at all. If
there's anything a man hates
worse than being robbed it's
having his wife robbed.
So that's what the Better
Business Bureau has done for
me and I weep for the days of
my innocence.
Dear Mr, Fitzgerald.
It it our privilege and respon-
sibility to bring to your atten-
tion to an important article in
the enclosed "Awake"!
magazine. This article deals
with the atrocities committed
against Jehovah's christian
witnesses in_ the country of
Malawi,
We feel that this is vital in-
formation for all Government,
civic officials and news editors.
Thank you for your con-
sideration.
Yours Sincerely,
W.E. Gardiner,
Jehovah's Witnesses,
Clinton Cong.
Dear Editor,
I am writing in reply to a
false statement on the front
page of the Clinton News
Record dated Thursday, March
7, 1973.
The insinuation to which I
object was that there was a
lack of interest in public
speaking shown by the Hensall
area schools.
Fact not fantasy is that 126
pupils at Hensall Public School
participated in public speaking
within the school. One of the
senior finalists spoke in the
Oral •Coinmunications Festival
Competition sponsored by the
Ontario Hydro and Ontario
Trustee's Association on
January 30, 1973 in Mount
Carmel. We were prepared for
the Legion Competition one full
month before that held in Clin-
ton.
The reason for no public
speaking in the Hensall area
was not lack of interest but a
breakdown in communication
between the Legion sponsor
and the school.
Ron McKay,
Principal of Hensall P.S.
being held at the home of Dr.
and Mrs. Oakes last Sunday
evening. Mrs. Oakes con-
tributed a vocal solo, and Mr.
Morgan Agnew a cornet selec-
tion in addition to the choruses.
At the C.C.I. Literary Society
meeting a short play was
presented by the First Form
pupils called "Dyspeptic Ogre'.
Benson Sutter, Evelyn Lever,
Norma Cook and Claire Ken-
nedy had the principal parts.
The Clinton Kiltie band put
on a concert in the town hall on
Sunday evening, after the
church services. Robert Hale
contributed a clarinet solo;
Messrs. Rozell, Murch, Perdue
and Agnew gave a saxophone
selection and Miss Ann Stewart
sang a solo.,
55 YEARS AGO
MARCH 21, 1918
J. Mulholland who has been
employed in the pressing room
of Jackson Mfg. Co. for some
time, is leaving there to go into
Langford's automobile repair
shop.
At the meeting of the Young
Ladies Patriotic Auxiliary, the
following officers were elected:
president, Miss Winnifred
O'Neil; first vice-president,
Miss Jean Scott; second vice-
president, Miss Hattie Cour,
tice; secretary, Miss Belle
Draper; treasurer, Miss Jennie
Robertson.
Harry Fremlin has moved
from Ontario Street into D.
Cantelon's house on Raglan St.
75 YEARS AGO
MARCH 18, 1898
Everybody says "This can't
be spring - it's too early," but
robins and other spring birds
are here, and everything in-
dicates spring. Something of a
modified flood was experienced
here on Sunday, and quite a
number of people found more
water in their cellar than
desirable, but no injury par-
ticularly was done. Fall wheat
is not much above ground, but
looks well; the dangerous
weather is yet to come.
James Young has opened a
boot and shoe store at
Bayfield; he is a good workman
and thoroughly reliable.