The Citizen, 2009-02-26, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 2009. PAGE 5.
Bonnie
Gropp
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Happily ever after
I am ashamed that the law is such an ass.
– George Chapman, 1654
Well, George, there’s plenty of shame
to go around. Much derisive
laughter rocked the planet last year
when an American judge (I am not making this
up) sued his dry cleaners for losing his suit
pants. The judge asked for (I am still not
making this up) $54 million.
The case was eventually thrown out of court,
to the comic relief of everyone but the
aggrieved justice. What didn’t make the
headlines is the fact that the immigrant dry-
cleaners were slammed with legal costs in
excess of $100,000. It bankrupted them. They
closed their shop and moved back to South
Korea.
Ah, well. Americans are world-famous for
their litigious loonyness. Such judicial
miscarriages could never happen in Canada.
Much.
Last month it was announced that the case
involving the sinking of the BC Ferry Queen
of the North would not be going to court.
Why? Because the plaintiffs – the plaintiffs –
couldn’t afford it.
Who knew that in British Columbia,
complainants can be responsible for renting
the courtroom (in this case, about $15,000)?
Who knew that in British Columbia, if you
want a jury trial you can be asked to kick in
another $25,000? Who knew that it costs
nearly $500 just to have your writ stamped and
put on the trial list?
Granted, it’s a lot cheaper in other provinces
– but silly me, I assumed that in a democracy,
justice wasn’t dependent on one’s bank
account. I thought the court system was
just…there. I took if for granted that it was a
service free for all citizens, like highway
maintenance and the police department and
Environment Canada.
Two innocent passengers met what could
only have been horrible deaths in the sinking
of the Queen of the North. Somebody screwed
up badly. Criminally badly.
But because the families of the two people
who died can’t afford what their lawyer
estimates would come to $55,000 in up-front
court fees, those families and the world may
never learn just what happened that night the
ship went down.
Observers of the Canadian justice system
should be inured to the Keystone Kops quality
of the Canadian courts. Mort Zuckerman,
once said “Law practice is the exact opposite
of sex – even when it’s good, it’s bad.”
He could have been talking about Canada’s
infamous trial into the Air India Flight 182
disaster. The largest mass murder in our
country’s history resulted in 329 men, women
and children being blown up in a Boeing 747
en route from Toronto to Mumbai.
Canadian taxpayers spent 15 years and $130
million to bring the perpetrators to justice.
Thanks to unparalleled bungling by the RCMP
and CSIS, all but one of those monsters walk
our streets today.
Inderjit Singh Reyat, the man who built the
bomb, confessed, so he pretty well had to be
punished. He got five years.
So is what we need more laws, more
litigation?
We should be careful what we wish for.
Consider Great Britain.
The law, sir, is a ass, a idiot.
Charles Dickens wrote that in Victorian
London nearly two centuries ago. He would
not recognize his country today. In the last
dozen years, British legislators have dreamed
up more than 3,600 new criminal offences.
More than a thousand of them can send the
perpetrators to prison.
As a Briton you can now face jail time for
smoking in public; or if you sponsor an
unlicensed Christmas concert in your church
basement.
Neglecting to get a passport for your pet
donkey can now land you in a British slammer.
But British jurisprudence saved an extra
dollop of wrath for citizens who play fast
and loose with the educational system.
Even in Dickens’ time a British student who
played hooky could be penalized with
detentions, writing lines on the blackboard –
even, in extreme cases, expulsion.
But under new legislation, the parents of that
student could go to jail.
Americans know all about not messing with
the educational system. Especially teachers.
They all remember the Florida public school
teacher who put his hand on the back of a
rowdy student to steer him out of the classroom.
And got sued for his troubles. For $20
million U.S.
A great American litigator by the name of
Oliver Wendell Homes Jr. once wrote:
“Lawyers spend a good deal of their time
shovelling smoke.”
Right – and the rest of their time lighting
fires.
Arthur
Black
Other Views The law … ooo la la!
Many stories are being told about
Ontario’s most revered hockey
arena, but no-one has mentioned the
time a cabinet minister blocked its powerful
media baron owner from adding more
lucrative seats and got cross-checked out of his
political career.
Memories revived on this 10th anniversary
of the last hockey game at Maple Leaf
Gardens have included Dalton McGuinty in
opposition bravely telling reporters at a game
he hoped his hometown Ottawa Senators
would win the Stanley Cup.
Health minister and later Progressive
Conservative premier Frank Miller was
playing in a charity game there when he
suffered a heart attack and MPP Eddie Sargent
from the opposing Liberal team kicked off his
skates and drove him in stocking feet to
hospital, where he took a month to recuperate.
Miller said Sargent “probably saved my life.”
Sargent, one of the legislature’s great
characters, owned the then fairly-novel
constantly-changing advertisements around
the rink.”
The convention that chose William Davis as
Conservative leader and premier was held
there in 1971. It was the first to use voting
machines, which took 11 instead of the
expected four hours to count and were leased
through a well-known Liberal who owned the
franchise, which raised suspicions of mischief.
The event no one has recalled happened in
the 1960s when the autocratic John Bassett,
then part-owner of the Gardens, the Toronto
Telegram newspaper that no longer exists and
the area’s biggest privately-owned TV station,
CFTO, wanted to add another 4,000 seats to its
existing 13,718. These would have been
welcomed by fans and brought the owners a
lot more money, but there was no room inside
the building, so Bassett proposed installing
them in overhangs built at each end sticking
out 22 feet over the streets.
The only obstacle was such overhangs
required municipal and provincial approval,
because they shut out the sun.
Bassett usually got what he wanted, because
he had powerful media to support his aims and
did not hesitate to use them. He also was a
Conservative and the Conservatives were in
government provincially under premier John
Robarts.
Toronto city council obligingly rubber-
stamped his plan, but an obstinate municipal
affairs minister, Wilfrid Spooner, a northerner
who did not think big city slickers should get
all they want, took it in his head to oppose it.
Robarts allowed his ministers more freedom
to make decisions than most premiers and saw
himself in the role of “chairman of the board.”
Spooner took such an interest he went with
his old-fashioned box camera to the then
Varsity Stadium, where overhangs had been
allowed, and took photographs.
He showed them to a committee of MPPs,
which this reporter attended, and said they
blocked out the sky, were ugly and violated
desirable community planning.
MPPs in all parties supported him and the
legislature committee turned down Bassett’s
request.
Spooner had been a solid workhorse of a
minister without problems and The Telegram
had even praised him as “Queen’s Park’s best
administrator” and a possible future premier.
But after Spooner stopped Bassett getting
his extra seats, The Telegram published no
fewer than 26 editorials in three years saying
he was inept, complacent, lazy, arrogant and
insulting, had weakened municipalities by
interfering in their decisions and being
unwilling to speak for their interests, and
might as well not exist for all the good he did
as a minister.
The paper said Spooner was an
embarrassment, a liability and unfit for office
and Robarts should fire him.
Spooner lost his seat in the 1967 election
largely because the paper kept throwing mud
at him and some of it stuck.
This is not a proud chapter in Toronto
newspaper history and media today may have
failed to remind of it partly because newer,
able reporters would not even know of it.
But news media here at the best of times are
not inclined to expose failings of others in
their industry, for reasons including they might
bite back.
Eric
Dowd
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QQuueeeenn’’ss PPaarrkk
It may be spring when, in Lord Alfred
Tennyson’s view, a young man’s fancy
turns to thoughts of love. But in my
particular case the season was fall.
After three years of courtship, or to be more
accurate hanging out, getting acquainted and
preferring the company of each other, over
others, it was a kaleidoscopic autumn
afternoon when my romantic fellow threw
something akin to a proposal my way. I
remember it as us being enroute to somewhere,
on one of those glorious days when Mother
Nature has painted a palette of crimson, gold
and burnished orange. The cheery sun shone
boldly against a crisp blue sky.
And out of that blue my guy suddenly
remarked, “When we get married, it should be
on a day like this.”
Or as he would tell it now ... we were driving
to somewhere and it was a really nice day and
I’m pretty sure she said that.
I’m partial to the blushing bride’s version,
but either way you choose to picture it, the end
result was the same... we married.
From the moment that one of us made the
suggestion, planning a wedding, of course,
seemed to be the focus of all our conversation
and our energy. Our wedding day, interestingly
enough, was nothing like we pictured on that
drive. It was a dreary spring (yes, spring) day,
slightly cool, often raining.
But of course, it was also absolutely perfect.
The day in retrospect for any happily-
married couple is always perfect, no matter
what the weather, no matter what mini-disaster
befalls. The miscues and missteps are fun
memories to share, but the preferred image is
of the dewy-eyed bride and her handsome
groom enjoying a carefree, blissful beginning.
There is something so hopeful about bridal
ceremonies that seems to effectively chase
away all doom and gloom — at least for the
time being. Not just for the couple either as
those assembled to see the union of these two
lives share their happiness and view to the
future.
It is the future of course, that doesn’t always
live up to the promise. Most probably go into
marriage a little too idealistically, and are
surprised by the practicalities of this
partnership that affect the romance and
balance.
Yet, there is hope to be found that in a
society where marriages have become
disposable, or unnecessary, where commitment
seems an archaic notion, where the knowledge
that 50 per cent of the marriages won’t last, so
many people still believe it’s worth a try.
This year my family gets to celebrate two
weddings. One of them heading to the south
for their nuptials had to actually push their day
ahead of the other because they are attendants
at a number of other ceremonies.
That certainly does seem hopeful to me. In a
world surrounding us in so much that is wrong,
there are still so many willing to put faith in
another person, to share their dreams with
someone else and trust that they can start
something new together.
Dire reports and gloomy predictions won’t
keep them from bringing new life into this
world. They will contribute and build; they will
dream and hope.
In reality we all know there are no
guarantees, that even the likeliest to succeed at
the marriage game may not.
But for that day at least the world weary,
even the cynics should just let themselves
believe again in happily-ever-after.
Maple Leaf Gardens story ignored
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