Clinton News-Record, 1972-03-02, Page 11Thursday, March 2, 1972
107 Year - No. 9
Put it in writing
Chin ton, Ontario Bill .Smiley tells it like it is
FROM THE ROYAL
BANK OF CANADA
MONTHLY LETTER
It would be ridiculous to expect everyone in
these days to remember everything he had to
do, to recall what was said last week at a
conference, to keep in mind his engagements
for meetings and parties, and to know by heart
the answers to all the questions that conic up in
business, the community and the home.
"Write it down" is not a drab, irrelevant
lesson, but one essential to everyone. It is
necessary to both efficient living and peace of
mind.
There is never an hour in a business office
when a worker is not listening to or giving
instructions, interviewing or being
interviewed, thinking through a problem to
solution or digging up information. What a
comfort it is to have notes that make
recollection sure and finding information
easy. Solving a problem is simple when you
have all the factors in front of you.
People like to have things in written form.
Your doctor and your dentist give you chits
saying: "Your appointment is for...day, date,
time". The newspaper confirms what you
heard on radio or television or at a meeting.
The written report gives you time to think
about the points, consider the worth of what
was said, and appraise the speech in terms of
your own thinking.
Notes written down either as reminders of
things to do or to refresh your memory about
past things form a sort of chain, every note
being a link. In the comprehensive book (600
pages) called Secretarial Efficiency
(McGraw-Hill 1939), Faunce and Nichols
devote a chapter to "Please Put It in Writing. "
They say: "If you look through the active
papers, including specific memorandums, and
the filing basket and the shorthand notebook on
the desk of a secretary today, you will find one
link after another, each related to its own
special chain."
ICE AGE TO
NUCLEAR AGE
People in olden times had no card indexes,
file folders, notebooks or pencils.
Nevertheless, they made records of their
doings, their contracts, their obligations and.
the links in their chain of life.
There were 'paintings on the walls and
ceilings of caves in the French Pyrenees, done
20 thousand years ago by men and women
trying to survive the last Ice Age,
Archaeologists found clay tablets inscribed in
cuneiform, writing in the Nineveh of 3,000
years ago giving account of commercial
transactions and everyday affairs. Carved
picture writing on a sandstone cliff in the
valley of the Milk River, Alberta, tells about
men hunting and fighting, All of these were the
notes made by people who observed what was
going on around them and put it on record.
Our advanced techniques in writing,
typewriting, teletyping, printing • and
photography encourage us to put into black and
white the most intricate thoughts and
transactions. We know that what we put on
paper can he carefully considered, discussed,
and kept for reference.
Winston Churchill declared: "I am a strong
believer in transacting official business by
The Written Word." On July 19, 1940, he
issued a minute to the Chief of the Imperial
General Staff: "Let it be very clearly
understood that all directions emanating from
me are made in writing, or should be
immediately afterwards confirmed in writing,
and that I do not accept any responsibility for
matters relating to national defence on which I
am alleged to have given decisions, unless
they are recorded in writing."
Notes from the past provide the guidelines
for action today. They are important to ensure
accuracy of recall and to help in proper follow-
through. Orders and instructions in writing
tell how a piece of work should be done;
reports in writing tell how it has been done;
together they provide guidance for future jobs
of the same kind.
The habit of making notes contributes to
invention and initiative. Says Alex Osborn,
whose textbook Applied Imagination is widely
used in universities: "Millions of dollars
worth of valuable ideas have been lost because
of the want of a stub pencil and a scrap of
paper."
WRITTEN VERSUS SPOKEN
Every mode of communication has its place,
and worship of one should not he carried to
extremes.
A face-to-face conference is the most
satisfying form of communication in many
areas of business and private life. It is quick,
pleasant and effective, Oral debate in groups
allows the exchange of suggestions, the
examination of ideas, and the settling of
policies, Conversation gives an opportunity
for one person to influence the thinking of
another by the force of his personality.
These things being admitted, it remains to
Consider some of the pitfalls and hindrances
encountered when things spoken are not put
into writing. Careful as you may he in an oral
&inference to make your meaning clear, there
is danger of misunderstanding. Your words
May be the right words and your sentences
Crystal clear, but the meaning of what you say
May hot communicate itself exactly.
A person's notes about a conversation not
communicated to another in writing at the time
are not of themselves determining legal
evidence, but they go a long way toward
establishing what the maker understood of the
matter at the time.
Trusting to memory will result in your mind
becoming overloaded with trivialities which
smother the important things.
Dr. Hans Selye, eminent scientist and
author of a revolutionary concept of stress,
wrote in The Stress of Life (McGraw-Hill
1956): "There is a limit to how much you can
burden your memory; and trying to remember
too many things is certainly one of the major
sources of psychologic stress. I make a
conscious effort to forget immediately all that
is unimportant and to jot down data of possible
value (even at the price of having to prepare
complex files.) Thus I manage to keep my
memory free for facts which are truly
essential to me."
Nowhere is note-making more important
than in dealing with buSiness duties and
obligations by telephone. The facts touched
upon should be written down as the
conversation proceeds.
CLEAR THINKING
Notes help toward precision of thought.
Writing things down concentrates your mind
and helps toward solving problems. You bring
related notes together and brush aside all
others. Here, in this collection of notes, is
what you need for the job in hand, the facts and
your past thinking about the facts. Now you put
them together in a way relevant to the present
situation.
Think of the assurance and poise with which
you weigh two competing ideas on two notes
compared with the confusion and worry
associated with having planets, stars and
atoms of ideas circling confusingly in your
head. You avoid the panic of making hasty
decisions with nebulous data.
It goes without saying that when you put
instructions to others on paper they are less
likely to become garbled in transmission or
interpretation. You prevent
misunderstanding.
LETTERS AND MEMOS
When you write or dictate a letter you have
the opportunity to read it and to make sure that
it conveys your meaning precisely, that it is
accurate, and that it is couched in terms likely
to attain your objective. Your letter gives the
recipient, too, an opportunity to consider,
analyse and weigh.
When approaching the preparation of an
important letter or form--like an application
for a job or your income tax report—it is wise
to write a rough draft. This gives you a chance
to have second thoughts about both your
statement of facts and your manner of stating
them.
A memorandum is an informal note that
embodies something the parties desire to fix
in memory by the aid of written evidence, or
that is to serve as the basis of a future contract
or other agreement. That is the law hook
definition.
Most of us think of a memo as something
much less pretentious. There was a
newspaper city editor who dictated memos to
himself about coming events. His secretary
filed these in a date file (a folder for every day)
and laid them on his desk at the appropriate
time.
TO SAVE TIME
A memorandum written to another person is
a time-saver. In a comAny that does not use
the memo system you see line-ups outside the
offices of supervisors, managers and
executives—line-ups of people waiting in
idleness to get in to discuss plans or get
rulings or obtain the solutions of problems.
Where the memo system is used these people
present their cases in concise written form:
the boss reads the memos in between other
chores, calls in the writer for discussion or
for further information, or writes his decision
on the memo and returns it. This works
smoothly without interrupting a conference or
a train of thought or the dictating of a letter. It
saves time, because it is speedier to read and
assess and answer a mein() than to talk with
someone,
Memoranda should contain enough
information so that they make sense at the
time they are re-read, perhaps months after
they were written. A memo is not the place for
fine writing or jingling phrases or emotional
outbursts, It is a really down'to-earth piece of
composition in which you say clearly what you
have to say and then stop.
Some people make it a point to write reports
about projects and conferences as if they were
giving an account to other people, and then file
the reports to keep things straight in their own
minds. Others keep a running account of a
project from its inception to its completion.
THE USE OF
WRITTEN RECORDS '
Modern business demands more and more
conferences and meetings. A business man
may have three or four in a day, The only way
he can keep his balance and contribute his
share to discussion is by making notes. When a
conference is called, whether in a factory, an
office or a home, he prepared with notes of the
poi tits you wish to discuss and the suggestions
yeti wish to contribute. Then keep notes at the
Second Sectioa
meeting so that you come away with an
accurate account of what was decided.
Notes are splendid things for anticipating
needs and projects, They organize foresight,
one of the most precious possessions of the
ongoing person. They prompt your
subconscious mind to work on problems
before they become acute. If you have a dozen
notes about various facets of a developing
situation you have won half the battle. All you
need do is spread the notes on your desk,
evaluate the relative worth and practicality of
the ideas, and select a plan of operation.
The making of notes is an activity that helps
greatly in laying out plans and organizing Our
life. The Secretarial Manual of this bank
suggests a "Desk Job Work Plan" as a useful
guide. "Catalogue every duty and keep a day-
by-day running account for a few eeeks, Then
set up captioned sheets: Routine duties, daily,
weekly, monthly, quarterly, semi-annual and
annual duties. Opposite each duty list HOW and
WHY and WHEN."
This procedure automatizes routine and
leaves your mind free to pursue other
knowledge and activities.
When an idea comes to you for some
improvement of workshop, office or home
operations you should write it down, together
with a note of the purpose. Not only are you
reminded of the need, but you give an
indication of what improvement may be
expected in the way of more efficient work,
saved time, and elimination of needless
labour.
Making notes is a great aid when you are
asked for information. Write down what is
wanted, making sure that you learn exactly
what you are to look for. The people most
plagued by vague requests are librarians.
Someone writes a note or telephones asking
for something about—let us say—insurance.
The library has scores of books on dozens of
aspects of insurance and the librarian has no
crystal ball to reveal exactly what phase of
insurance interests the inquirer. Whdn you
insist upon particularity when making your
note of what is wanted you save time and avoid
frustration.
The importance of putting agreements into
writing cannot be overemphasized. In every
deal that is made between people an element of
contract is involved. A contract is defined in
law: "An agreement upon sufficient
consideration, to do or not to do a particular
thing,"
It is quite practical, in most transactions of
everyday life, to deal with a person or firm
without a formal written document. but the
careful person will make sure that important
agreements and expensive obligations are put
into writing for his protection.
When contracting for any service or goods,
get the terms clear and write them down. The
detail should include quantity. quality,
delivery date, total, price and terms of
payment. If the agreement is for service
spread over a period, differentiate between a
calendar month and a four-week month. The
snow cleaner may charge $25 a month.
meaning a calendar month, while the boy who
mows the lawn may charge $25 a month,
meaning four weeks. It is getting such details
as this accurately in writing that saves
headaches and disputes.
In every oral deal that is important to you,
whether made face to face or by telephone, the
safe rule when there is no formal contract is:
write immediately to confirm it. When you
confirm an agreement, an offer, or an order in
writing you leave no room for
misunderstanding.
MANY USES FOR NOTES
Having notes pertaining to things to be done
saves you from the self-deceiving device of
dawdling over pleasing jobs so as to banish
thought of the more important but not so easy
jobs. Sorting the slips into order of
importance will ensure that first timings come
first.
Everyone is in a working world, and our'
work must get done. This includes not only
what a person does at a bench in the factory or'
at a desk in the office, or in the kitchen. There
are dozens of calls made upon us in social and
community life to do things that are outside
our work-for-bread, entertaining, for
example.
Lists of names and addresses of persons
most frequently communicated with in these
activities may be kept in several forms: on
cards filed alphabetically (a recipe box and 5"
x 3" cards are ideal for the home or desk); in a
notebook with an alphabetical index; or on a
sheet of durable paper tacked on a wall or
bulletin board.
Making notes of purchases and costs is a
life-saving practice in making ends meet. It is
particularly needed when buying on credit,
even monthly credit. A list of proposed
purchases makes shopping easier and safer
budget-wise, It brings together related objects
according to the business of the supplier:
groceries, building supplies, furniture, etc. It
breaks down the grocery list into
departments, thus saving steps and time. It
keeps track of financial obligations.
COLLECTING IDEAS
You ,may have quick thought, but thinking
needs facts with which to work, to build ideas,
and to meet crises. These facts must he in
such a form as to be recallable when wanted,
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SHIRLEY WHITTINGTON
OF THE ELMVALE, LANCE
Once a week, an. Ontario high school teacher
hunches over his typewriter and stabs out a
salty little column aboqt things like
mortgages, kids, taxes and the cruel Canadian
winter. Bill Smiley, who seasons 150 weekly
newspapers across Canada with his personal
blend of sugar and spice, tells it like it is,
He comments on home life, "It is something
to he borne, like varicose veins or ingrown
toenails."
lie talks about family hang-ups. "Momma's
tolerance thins with the same rapidity as
Dad's hair,"
About his job, he says, "Show me a teacher
in June and I'll show you a character with a
crumpled shirt, a wrinkled brow and a
desperate look in his eye."
He has this to say about the puzzling
business of living: "The Sixties produced the
millions of kids who are now a mystery and
terror and bewilderment to the relics of the
Frightful Forties."
To readers of his column, Bill comes
across as a wise, irreverent and witty man.
It's an honest projection, He writes the way he
talks, Sitting in his favourite chair an
uncomfortable straight backed job—he'll curl
one hand around a drink and run the other
through his thinning white hair. He listens,
while conversation flows around him, then
delivers a wry and usually definite comment,
in a voice as comfortable as a rusty porch
swing. This wiry unsentimental wisdom is the
reason acquaintances from eight to 80 ask him
for advice, This is why ex-students invite him
to their weddings, and why every female he
meets falls a little bit in love with him, And
this is why a clipping from a Saskatchewan
newspaper describes him as "by far our most
popular syndicated columnist."
Bill was born in Perth, Ont., and was
studyingat Victoria College when World War
Two began. Ile joined the RCAF, became a
Typhoon pilot and took part in many dangerous
missions, like hitch hiking 380 miles on a 40
hour pass to see a girl. He regards this
escapade with the same puckish spirit as the
time he had to circle an airfield for a couple of
hours with a live bomb hanging from his
wingtip. The chaps down below wouldn't let
him land until they had cleared away all the
men and machines. "I landed" , he says, "like
a mouse in kid gloves walking on eggs, Then I
ran like a hat out of hell, in flying hoots, with a
parachute bumping on my bum."
The high times were abruptly interrupted in
1944 when he was shot down over Holland and
imprisoned by the Germans. He came home
with a knee disabled by an S.S. boot, and with
plans to complete his Honour English course
at U. of T. There he met his dark-eyed wife,
and he's been announcing ever' since that she is
the root of all his troubles.
They had only been married a few months,
subsisting on love and very little money, when
biology threw a spanner into the works. Ivy
(Susie to her friends) became pregnant and
13111 developed T.B. After' a year of
separation—he in a saiaitorium, she at home in
Wiarton—they both resumed their college
careers, burning the midnight oil with a baby
son as well as a stack of text books. Bill had his
eye on post-graduate studieS in. English with a
view to teaching, Out tragedy intervened.
Ivy's brother le law, the editor of the
Wiarton Echo was drowned and there was
nobody to take over the paper. Bill stepped into
thebreach and for years he lived "the happy
harried life of a small town newspaper editor,
rushing to get ads out, covering council
meetings and Women's Institute meetings," In
addition, he wrote a personal column, free
from editorial and reporting restrictions. The
tittle column caught on. Soon other editors
were picking it up and some of them paid him
as much as 50 cents a week for it, Before long
over eighty weeklies were reprinting Smiley's
Sugar and Spice, and the proofreading, mailing
and billing became a family industry for Bill,
Ivy and the youngsters, Hugh and Kim, When
the Telegram Syndicate offered to market
Bill's column, everybody was delighted. No
more sticky tongues from licking envelopes
and stamps!
Although he was established as an editor and
columnist, the urge to teach lingered in Bill.
Off he went to O.C.E. Ivy managed the paper,
juggling interviews, news reports and the
management of a home and family with
cheerful efficiency.
He began his teaching career in Midland,
where he is now head of the English
Departthent of MSS. Lately he has joined the
Argyle syndicate. The Telegram tried to
retaliate by featuring another well known
columnist in Smiley's format, but his loyal
readers weren't fooled. As far as they're
concerned, Bill Smiley is irreplaceable.
Proof of his readers' affection and
involvement arrives in his mailbox almost
every day. When he mentioned a few years ago
that his daughter Kim was dangerously ill with
hepatitis, a flood of letters arrived, with
prayers for her recovery. When he said that,
in hiS opinion cable TV was exploitation, he
was visited by two officials from a large cable
network, who suggested that perhaps he was
only kidding and would like to retract or
modify his statement in a later column. He
wasn't. He didn't. Last year he wistfully
remarked that he'd like to get away from it all
and enjoy a summer vacation with his wife—
perhaps in the form of an auto trip across
Canada. Invitations flowed in, offering
everything from deep sea fishing in the
Maritrnes to dancing under the stars in British
Columbia. A column commenting on the
BAHAI religion inspired a spirited if
ungrammatical, reply from an irate
Westerner.
For a writer like Bill, a colourful family is a
definite asset. His wife, to whom he has
referred variously as "the Old Lady," "the
Battle Axe," or "the Boss," is in reality an
intelligent and attractive lady who gets fan
mail of her own. She's as interested in writing
and reacting as he is, and plays a mean game of
chess. If occasionally she does something
wacky, like setting the mantle piece afire at
Christmas, it's all grist for Bill's mill.
Daughter Kim, a beautiful redhead, with a
blinding smile, is currently a student at
Erindale College, where she is earning
professional ra.veS for her writing ability.
Smiley's readers know all about her. They
have been following her exploits through 13111'S
column, from her first music festival to her
summer hitch-hiking adventures,
Hugh, Bill's handsome son, was also at
university, and Smiley afficianados
remember columns about his piano recital,
his summer working on the boats and the time
he broke a finger Indian wrestling in Mexico.
Bill's attitude to his kids is a typical blend of
sugar and spice. "Those selfish brats? Let
them look after themselves, I'm going to enjoy
life without worrying about a pair of rotten
ingrates," As he says this, he writes out a
healthy cheque to help with college expenses,
Is writing the column ever a chore? Yes,
says Bill, "It has to be in the mail every
Tuesday night, and every minute writing it is
hard work. I hate it except when it's finished.
Then I either feel the glow of knowing it came
off, or a small work of misery starts eating
away at me and I can't eradicate it until the
next column."
Will he ever write the Great Canadian
Novel? "There are quite a few of them around
already," he says, "by fellows like Callaghan,
Richter, Hugh Garner and Jack Ludwig. As
long as I'm teaching, I won't have time to start
anything so ambitious,"
Because there are never enough hours in the
day, Bill often has to turn down invitations to
speak, or to conduct writing seminars. The
few speaking engagements he has undertaken
have proven to be memorable occasions for . _
his listeners, To a high school graduating
class he said, "Tonight I'm supposed to speak
to you about good reading habits...The choice
of speaker was a hilarious piece of
miscasting,"
In 1971, he opened a speech to the top officials
of the Royal Canadian Legion this way: "You
must wonder what a...piddling little one-time
flight-loot is doing addressing such an august
body, And I wondered the same,"
He has served on the panel of judges for the
Stephen Leacock Award for several years, a
role enjoyed because it kept him abreast of
developments in Canadian writing, a subject in
which he is intensely interested.
His ambitions are stated in this snippet
from an old column: "When I'm 85, I want to be
known in the Nursing Home as 'that old devil
Smiley, who pinches your bottom every time
you pass his wheel chair."
In the meantime, every Tuesday night Bill
returns to his century-old brick house and
dumps the day's crop' of unmarked essays or
exams on the kitchen table. He settles himself
at his typewriter with a drink, (anything wet—
Coke, coffee, beer, tea,) and a smoke (I'll
smoke till I croak!") and percolates his
weekly ration of wry comment. Then he starts
rapping with the folks in Collingwood and
Seaforth and. High River and about a hundred
other very important places in Canada.
Peter Clements, the composer of "Suite Grotesque" which will
have its world premiere in Goderich this Sunday as part of the
London Symphony Orchestra's Pops Concert is seen at work on the
Moog Synthesizer which will be used to perform part of Mr.
Clements' new work.
London Symphon y
Orchestra's Pop Concert
This Sunday in the Goderich
District Collegiate Auditorium
the Rotary Club of Goderich will
present the London Symphony
Orchestra under the direction of
Clifford Evens in the !locus Poems
Pops Concert.
As part of a varied program the
Goderich audience will have the
opportunity to hear two
outstanding performers work.
Peter Clements' latest work,
entitled "Suite Grotesque" will
have its world premiere in
Goderich. Mr. Clements was
Ciifnmissioned by the Canada
Council through the London
Symphony to write this piece,
Based on themes from the horror
pictures of the 1930's the
composition is partially
performed on the Moog
Synthesizer,
Also appearing on Sunday will
be concert Saxophonist Paul
Brodie who had drawn top reviews
all ove.r North America.
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