The Citizen, 2010-04-08, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, APRIL 8, 2010. PAGE 5.
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds
than airplanes.
– Charles Lindbergh
Lovely sentiment, Chuck, but it’s a bit
late for that. Back in 1927, when
Lindbergh flew his flimsy single-seater
Spirit of St. Louis from Long Island, New York
to Paris there were, what – perhaps a couple of
hundred planes in the air, world-wide?
Today, according to Google there’s an
average of 27,319 flights per day. And that’s
just commercial flights within the
continental U.S. air space. There are more than
1,000 airlines worldwide. You do the math. We
don’t get to choose between birds and
airplanes these days and it would be tough
to say which species there are more of up
there.
Lindbergh made his historic flight in a day
and a half, subsisting on one canteen of water
and five cans of army rations. Heroic stuff –
especially when you consider that he wouldn’t
even be allowed to board his own plane these
days.
Well think about it. In his emergency
supplies Lindbergh carried a hunting knife, a
large needle, four flares and a hacksaw blade.
Nowadays any airplane traveller would be
busted for the “suspicious liquid” canteen
alone. A hunting knife? A large needle?
Lindbergh would be Guantanamo bound
before you could say Dick Cheney.
I don’t know about you, but I have an acute
case of “Passenger Paranoia” these days. I no
longer know what’s allowed and what will get
me spread-eagled on the tarmac with a taser at
my temple.
Is my roll-on deodorant still kosher? Can I
wear arch supports in my sneakers? I saw a
movie once where a guy got stabbed to death
with a ballpoint pen – are they going to
confiscate my Papermate?
Now they’ve caught a fruitcake who was
wearing explosive underpants. I can’t imagine
how delightful my next pass through airport
security is going to be.
Yet it is truly amazing what some people
still try to take aboard. A list of carry-on items
recently snagged by customs agents at three
New York airports includes:
• a live baby alligator
• a fully-gassed up chain saw
• a two-metre-long African spear
• a two-handed broadsword
Not to mention several baseball bats, a
shower rod, a selection of rodeo whips,
several fire extinguishers, one rack of
10-point deer antlers and, oh yes – a kitchen
sink.
I’m not clear how you would use a kitchen
sink to hijack a jumbo jet, but still….
Then there was the schnook who showed up
at Vancouver International Airport just before
the Olympics and set his nylon packsack on
the security conveyor belt preparatory to
flying to Toronto. The security guy at the x-ray
machine looked at the image from the
packsack, blinked, called a colleague over for
confirmation – and then summoned the
Mounties.
The guy was attempting to board the aircraft
with a fully-loaded .38 calibre Smith &
Wesson revolver in his backpack – along with
extra ammunition.
Have these people not seen a newscast since
before Sept. 11, 2001?
What can they possibly be thinking?
Personally, I think it’s the airports that are
making us nuts. Last time I ran the gauntlet of
rent-a-cops at airport security they pounced on
my nail clippers and confiscated them
enthusiastically. Five minutes later I was
through security and eating ham and eggs at an
airport restaurant – with a complimentary set
of stainless steel cutlery.
Right next to the restaurant there was a
luggage store with a special on suitcases.
Suitcases? At an airport? Does some retailing
genius actually think that I, having just been
groped by security, my boarding pass clutched
in my teeth, desperately scanning the
departures screen for the right gate to catch my
connecting flight to Red Deer, am going to
stop in the middle of the concourse to upgrade
my travel luggage?
Now that I think of it, it’s not fear of flying
I suffer from – or even “Passenger Paranoia”.
What I’ve got is a bad case of Terminal
Illness.
Arthur
Black
Other Views Up, up and away…
It’s never easy to say goodbye to anyone and
when we lose someone we love, there are
always 1,000 things we would have
changed.
There are fights we wouldn’t have started or
things we wouldn’t have said and ways we feel
we could have maybe stopped what happened
to our now-departed loved one.
In last week’s issue of The Citizen, I wrote a
story about departed OPP officer Vu Pham in
which I spoke to his colleague and Blyth
resident Russ Nesbitt.
While Nesbitt was initially apprehensive
about discussing such a personal matter with
me, when I clarified what it was that I wanted
to talk to him about, he accepted my invitation.
Nesbitt said that he was honoured to have
been asked to be a pallbearer at Pham’s
funeral. He said “when someone asks you to do
that, you step up to the plate and you do the
best you can for him”.
Exactly.
Being a pallbearer and being important
enough to someone to be with them as they
enter their final resting place can only be
regarded as one of the highest honours a friend
can receive.
It has been one of the great honours of my
life to serve as a pallbearer twice, when both of
my grandmothers passed away. When my Oma
passed away (on my mother’s side) I wasn’t
quite old enough to fairly support my weight of
the casket, but my hand was on the handle as
my uncle Michael stood behind me and helped
to keep up our end of the bargain.
My other grandmother (on my father’s side),
passed away two summers ago and it was her
male grandchildren who came together around
her coffin to bring her to her final resting
place outside of her beloved church in
Kemptville.
I remember walking alongside my cousins as
the warm and moist weather brought bugs to
swarm our faces and resulted in sweaty palms
struggling to keep hold of my grandmother’s
casket. But I knew, as I’m positive my cousins
did too, that our arms, cut off at the shoulder,
would hit the ground before our grandmother’s
casket did.
And with my Oma, I strained my Grade 8
muscles as hard as I could to keep up with the
other men as we carried her away.
With so few things left to do for the departed,
being a pallbearer, in my mind, is one last thing
I could do for them; and in my cases, I would
do the best job I could do.
At the suggestion of several family
members, I didn’t visit my grandmother in the
hospital when she had taken ill. That is a regret
that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.
When a day arose that allowed me the
opportunity to drive to see her (16 hours round
trip), it happened to be my birthday and I was
prepared to make the drive, but because of the
state my grandmother was in, I was dissuaded
from making the trip and she passed away a
few days later.
Being a pallbearer for her was the least I
could do for her to atone in my mind for not
seeing her before we lost her.
When one of my best friends Sarah died, I
volunteered myself as a pallbearer before I had
met most of her family for the first time. But
it’s the honour and the chance to do one last
good deed that drives a decision like that.
So while it was difficult for me to ask
Constable Nesbitt questions about his fallen
brother in arms, I know that it doesn’t compare
to how difficult it was for him to carry out his
task, but that the decision to answer the call to
be a pallbearer wasn’t a difficult one at all.
McGuinty ignores abuses
Saying goodbye
Ontario has a long history of welcoming
those who abuse human rights in their
own countries providing they bring
business opportunities from which it can make
money and Premier Dalton McGuinty has now
almost written this in stone.
The Liberal premier has given a warm
reception to a senior cabinet minister in India
who has been identified as helping organize
riots in which more than 3,000 Sikhs were
killed.
The premier met behind closed doors with
transport minister Kamal Nath, while 500
members of Ontario’s Sikh community
protested.
McGuinty said the two talked about trade
and he prefers a policy of “open engagement”
with foreign dignitaries.
This appears a diplomatic, sanitized way of
saying he is open to receiving anyone who
brings prospects of doing business and does
not want to get into issues that embarrass, such
as crimes they have committed back home.
McGuinty has visited India and Pakistan and
views them as prime future sources of
business, because their wealth is increasing
rapidly and they are able to buy from other
countries.
Ignoring rights abuses in the countries of the
Indian sub-continent as well as others has been
the Ontario way for a long time.
Progressive Conservative premier William
Davis rolled out the red carpet for a president
of Pakistan, General Mohammed Zia ul-Haq,
noted even among the world’s most
bloodthirsty tyrants.
Zia had seized power in a coup, executed his
predecessor, Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, imposed
martial law, banned dissent, had many who
spoke against him murdered or
publicly flogged and repeatedly ignored the
protests of such groups as Amnesty
International.
Zia called his trip a “goodwill tour,” but
what goodwill could such a vicious dictator
bring Ontario except perhaps that he had
flogged a mere 200 of his citizens that day?
Davis raised no concern and this was in line
with his attitude that he had no knowledge of
overseas issues and they were not in his
official jurisdiction, except when he praised
Israel or knocked the Soviet Union, which
were good for votes here.
But it is difficult to believe a premier would
not ask his staff for a file on anyone who
visited him and more likely he knew about
the abuse by his visitor and turned a
blind eye.
Davis gave an even heartier welcome to
another general turned president who
murdered political opponents on an even
larger scale, Suharto of Indonesia, who was
estimated to have caused the deaths
of one million real, or suspected, political
opponents and banned free speech and open
elections.
Suharto came saying he wanted to attract
investment and promote trade. Davis treated
him to a welcome at the airport and
equivalent of a state dinner at the Ontario
Science Centre.
The province’s elite were forced to hear
this outstanding contributor to international
culture explain he was trying to bring
his people “democracy and spiritual
wellbeing”.
Davis also treated Suharto’s wife to a
sightseeing tour of Niagara Falls and may have
felt he and Suharto had much in common,
because the premier had five children and
constantly impressed the importance of family
values.
The province gave a similar warm welcome
to Prem Tinsulanonda of Thailand, another
general who seized power and was high on
Amnesty’s list of those who repressed,
tortured and operated death squads.
Ontario welcomed a premier of Iran at a
time when the Shah’s prisons were notorious
even among those of the world for their
torture.
Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe, still one of
the strongest barriers to democracy in Africa,
also was among those the province wined and
dined.
Ontario MPPs in all parties once tried to
designate a committee of their own to look at
and condemn political killings, torture and
terrorism abroad, but it never quite got off the
ground.
A Liberal government has now gone back to
the dark ages, saying it prefers not to know of
crimes committed in their own countries
by those with whom it does business, which
probably smoothes the wheels of
commerce, but cannot make Ontarians feel
proud.
Eric
Dowd
FFrroomm
QQuueeeenn’’ss PPaarrkk
Shawn
Loughlin
SShhaawwnn’’ss SSeennssee
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