Clinton News-Record, 1970-01-15, Page 3ONTARIO STREET. UNITED CHURCH
"THE 1 Rilrfy 3LY cliWRcH"
Pastor: RFV. H. W. WIDNFQR,
B,Se, B,Corn,gi.(5,
Organist: MISS LOIS GRASE3Y, A.R.c.T.
SONPAY, JANUARY 18th
9:45 a.m. -- Sunday School.—
.11;00 a.m. — Morning Worship.
Sermon Topic.;
'When The World Tries To Pit You into its Mold" ,
8:00 p.m. Week of Prayer for Christian Unity Service
in ,We'SIOV-Willis United ChUrch.
,Holmesville United Churches
.REV. A..1. MOWATT, C.D., B.A., is.-P„ -p.p., Minister
MR. L,PRNE .DOTTEP.ER,.Organist and Choir Director
SUNDAY, JANUARY 18th
WESLEY-WILLIS
Sunday School 9:45 a.m.
11;00 a.m, Morning WOrshiP.
Sermon Topic: "FAITH FOR THE '70's"
0:00 p.m. — Week of Prayer for Christian • Unity Service.
All Welcome
HOLMESVILLE
1:00 p.m. — Worship Service.
2:00 p.m. — Sunday School.
— ALL WELCOME —
CHRISTIAN REFORMED CHURCH, Clinton
263 Princess Avenue
Pastor: Alvin Beukema, B.A., B.O.
Services: 10:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m.
(On 2nd and 4th Sunday, 9:30 a.m.)
The Church of the Back to God Hour
every Sunday 12:30 p.m., CHLO
— Everyone Welcome — Wh to world of winter
Photo by K.W.R.
4 Clinton NeVY5'..RPPPrOt. 'Ihprgigy, Jontiay. 5, 1970
ithforiatIment
Fire protection could be better
in light of the recent tragedy of Mr.
and Mrs. Donald Lobb of RR 2, Clinton, a
suggestion put forward by Bob BroadfOot
of Brucefield last week seems to make a
lot of sense.
Commenting on the fire that destroyed
the Lobb house, at the Huron County
Federation of Agriculture directors
meeting here in Clinton on Thursday, Mr,
BroadfOot suggested the formation of
some sort of central dispatching unit for
fire departments similar to the dispatch
centre recently, set up for area
ambulances, in Seaforth.
He pointed out that the Clinton fire
department had the fire under control
When they ran out of water, and the
house was lost. The Clinton department
has no tanker truck but both Blyth and
Brucefield, have tankers and both could
easily have reached the scene on time if
they had known of the emergency,\,
The use of tanker trucks is a necessity
in fighting farm fires, yet it hardly seems
necessary for every fire department in the
county to own one.
The ambulance dispatch centre is too
new for us to know how well it works yet,
but if it works as it, should, the concept
could certainly be used for fire
protection.
The concept of a switchboard manned
at all hours of the day at a central place to
dispatch all fire brigades in 'the county
should be explored thoroughly. The
dispatch centre would be able to Pinpoint
the scene of the fire and decide what
department was closest to make the call.
Often in 'rural fires it is fiord to tell whet
department is nearest to the scene,
With two-way radio equipment in •all
emergency vehicles, the departments
could keep in touch with the dispatch
centre and if additional help was needed, °
it could be obtained without delay.
If, for example, the Clinton brigade was
answering a farm fire and found itself
running low on water it could contact the
dispatch centre by radi6 and have a tanker
truck from Blyth or Brucefield on the
way in minutes. Since only one man is
required to man a tanker, there would be
no need of calling two complete brigades
to the fire unless both were needed.
One essential of any such centre would
be that it have a toll-free number which
anyone could dial from anywhere in the
county.
The dispatch centre would cost money
to be sure but would save money too in
the elimination of unnecessary
duplication of equipment. And it ,would
save several farm homes and buildings
every year, perhaps even lives.
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`Then there was this fine, big girl with very few clothes, on ...'
they still have me on the books
for the 24 lessons I never used?
Young people nowadays don't
seem to .have this mania for
bettering themselves by
correspondence. It surprises me
that Charles Atlas is still in
business. I'd have guessed that
the day of the Scrawny,
Skinnychested Weakling was
!,!*
38c to 40c; Eggs, 30c to 50c;
Live hogs, $11,75.
Monday's voting• returned Col.
H. B. Combe to the mayor's
chair for a third term over S. S.
Cooper, Mrs. N. W. Trewartha to
the reeveship, over ex-Reeve
Langford. '
Dr. Graham, who addressed a
special Meeting of Presbytery in
Wesley-Willis United church
yesterday, is a son of the late
Rev. Mr. Graham, who was one
time pastor of Rettenbury Street
United church, Clinton.
Mr. John Whiteman, one of the
oldest, if not the oldest, citizen
of Kippen receiving
congratulations, hi which all join
today as he passes another
milestone, being 98 years old,
25 YEARS AGO
January 11, 1945
Born, in Clinton Public
Hospital oft Thursday, December
28th to Mr. and Mrs, Jack
Henderson, a daughter, Janet
Marie,
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Shaddick
and family of Clinton visited
with the latter's parents, Mr. and
Mrs, Thos. VairserVice,
Lorideaboto r on Sunday:
Pte., Ellen MatKay,
returned to London on Sunday
having had her leave eXtentied
two days owing, to illness.
faith in advertising, I wouldn't over, •
have believed that CharleS.pould. ,may Ng.*
have kept so youthful, Lord, it's 'York School Ort, Magic is
fully a quarter of a century ago existence. I enrolled in that one,
that I enrolled in his Dynamic too, and for the same mason
Tension Course — absolutely that I'd,t.gone to Charles, Girls,
.f FREE — yet here he was, that is
' obviously as vibrant and muscled The/Magic School caught me
on the rebound from the.
dynamic tension apparatus,
promising wild success with the
young ladies • through
legerdeMain. One of the tricks
they sent me was a vanishing
playing card, an ace of ,spades
with about eight yards of
heavy-duty elastic attached to it.
I vividly recall nearly
decapitating myself when I made
by debut. There was the
pistol-shot sound of that ace of
spades whacking into my
forehead'. Inadvertently I had
inventedrick. the Vanishing Magician T
It wasn't just these frivolous
things that turned me on. I was
always sending away for
introductory booklets describing
brilliant careers that might open
for me in piano tuning, practical
It never discouraged me, refrigeration, physicial therapy,
though. I never blamed Charles. SWedish body massage,
I just quit and went on to bartending, commercial art,
mail-order ukelele lessons, all jujitsu and hotel management, I
free and easy, provided by the even once aspired to be a
National ' Ukelele School of Professional Ventriloquist and
Chicago, Illinois. I wonder if suffered a minor attack of
Have you had a party lately?
If you haven't, don't. It will
murder you, physically and fi-
nancially.
We hadn't had a big bash for
several years, and decided it
was time. We went carefully
over our list of friends, neigh-
bours and people-we-owe, and
came up with 68 names, We
cut it ruthlessly to 20. And we
wound up with 31.
The main point, when you're
giving a party, is to be pre-
pared. Leave nothing to the
last minute. Check the little
things.
Have you enough wood for
your fireplace? I discovered I
had two chunks, but with old
fruit baskets, cardboard boxes,.
and the bottom step of the
cellar stairs, managed quite
nicely.
Be sure your wiring works.
The switch for Our bathroom
lights hadn't worked for four
days, and I couldn't get an
electrician because they were
all in Florida or somewhere.
But we installed candies, and
some of the ladies who used
the facilities cable down glow-
ing, They hadn't looked so
glamorous' in years.
Have a latt-minute look at
your sidewalks. They might
seem all 'right to you, but not
all people are mountain goats,
I cheeked mine about half an
hour before the party. Back
walk was fine, if one had
snowshoes. Shovelled it out.
Front walk was fine too, Ex-
cept for a four-foot bank of
solid ice and snow between the
street and our sidewalk, a gift
from the town snowplow.
I went at it like a man look-
ing for a heart attack, and
almost hoping I'd have one„so
the damn party would be can-
celled. I could feel my fresh
deodorant going up in smoke,
the sweat running down my
nose, and the old ticker run-
ning like a snowmobile. Fin-
ished, feeling as though I'd
run the Boston Marathon, just
as the first guests arrived.
But those are merely the lit-
tle incidentals that go with -
having a party. It took four
weeks of planning and three
solid days of domestic labor,
plus so much money tears as
big as tea bags come to my
eyes every time I think of it.
A week later, the house still
reeks of garlic, and we're nib-
bling with total uninterest at
left-over casseroles of some ex-
otic dish called something like
Marmosette.
The guests, their palates
deadened by a Mafia combina-
tion Of Martini and Rossi,
seemed to like it. Perhaps
you'd like the recipe, if you're
dense enough to have a Party.
First, you must catch the
marmots. This is your problem.
Ptit them through a rneatgrin-
der, gently. Simmer with on•
ions, celery and the insole of
an ancient ski boot. Drench the
mess with garlic, oregano, chili
powder, tabasco sauce and any-
thing else you find on your
shelves. Place in casseroles and
heat through. Serve promptly,
when the guests have been in-
to the Mafia long enough, Oh, I
forgot the 'cheese. Grate about
eight pounds of cheese and
sprinkle it over the casseroles,
And one more thing. Be sure
you have enough. We had
enough. For sixty.
These are just the basic in-
gredients for a party, of
course. Add one wife who
hasn't slept for three nights
because one daughter has de-
cided that university is for mo-
rons, and you get the real fla-
vor.
Then pout in thirty-odd peo-
ple, the odder the better, who
have apparently just crossed
the Sahara without water-bot-
tles, and stir.
You've got a party. And, you
can have it.
Then, of course, there's the
garbage. Yov'd have thought
we were running a hotel if
you'd seen me trucking it out
afterwards.
Not that it wasn't a swinger.
The Christmas tree almost fell
into the party, and ray wife
almost fell into the oven. But
we sang carols off and on,
mostly off, and everyone had a
roaring good tithe, or so they
roared as they were leaving.
And you are all invited to
our next party. In 1g84,
I'll tell you, kids, the nostalgia
just oozed like nectar the other
night when none other than
Charles Atlas popped up on
Peter Growski's splendid radio
show and it become apparent
instantly that he (Charles, not
Peter) still had the world's most
vice-like grip.
If I hadn't such a child-like
as of yore,
My own vice-like grip having
gone to ruin, along with
everything else, it made me
wish that I'd kepron with the
Dynamic Tension Course. ANY
kind of tension would be better
than the kind I got.
I was a pushover, almost to
the day I was wed, for the sort
of painless, effortless,
self-improvement program that
Charles offered. As it turned
out, his involved an enormous
coil spring and, while I hate to
say it, it was neither free nor
easy. My dream of being
transformed "In Just A Few
Short Days from a Scrawny,
Skinny-chested Weakling into a
Mass of Solid, Live Muscle"
never got off the launching pad.
75 YEARS AGO
January 16, 1895'
The Huron News Record
The name of the Grand Union
will be changed to Hotel
Clarendon. The Many extensive
improvements to the Hotel
Clarendon will be completed in a
few clays and a bus will be put
on next Monday.
For the information of several
exchanges The News-Record
might say that no town in the
province has better streets than
Clinton, except for a few days in
spring and fall. And this should
not require much wrestling to
remedy,.
For those Who do not wish to
get vaccinated, a simple remedy.
Take att ounce of cream of tartar
to a pint of boiling Water, taken
when it gets cold, say a wine
glass full Several times a day, will
have the desired results, and by
some medieal authorities it is
thought to be more effectual in
ddtinteracting the smallpox than
even vaccination. It is certainly
worthy of a trial, and -it is
pleasant to take.
40 YEARS AGO
January 9,1930
The Markets: Wheat, $1,25 to
$1.28 barley, 70e; Oats, 65O;
buckwheati 80c to 83et Butter,
lock-jaw before abandoning it.
Oh, yes, and there was the
Magic Art Reproducer which
appealed to me because of its
assurance that no talent — none
whatever! — was required. The
fellow in the ad was shown with
his Magic Art Reproducer
(hawing a live model, a fine big
girl with very few clothes on. It
was just the sort of thing that
seemed •.,a swell career for a
sc.rayvnY; skitin,y-chested
weakling. The kit . itself
contained only a selection of
animal pictures by Rosa
Bonheur. No girls at all.
There was hypnotism, too,
and I remember the ad for the
Globe Hypnotism School in
every detail. "Want the thrill of
making someone do exactly
what you order?" it snickered.
And there was a picture of a
man hypnotizing a fine, big girl
with very few clothes on.
I remember too, an
all-purpose series of lessons that
promised, "Be Popular! In Any
Company! Anywhere!" '
This was the bargain of all the
miracle mail-order courses. For
50 cents you got 25 lessons in
French Self-Taught, the Art of
Kissing, Police Ju-Jitsu, Tap
Dancing, Fortune Telling by
Cards. Interpretations of A
Thousand Dreams. Ready-made
Toasts, A Thesaurus of Jokes
Guaranteed to make you the life
of the Party and an assortment
of fool-proof measures to loosen
the iron grip of shyness.
I blame only myself that none
of it worked. Still, as. you can
see, it was all a great lesson in
humility.
15 YEARS AGO
January 13, 1955
Plans are well underway for
the Second presentation of the
Clinton Ice CapadeS and Miss
Hago comments upon the fact
that for a group of youngsters ,
spending their second season 'on
figure skates, the Clinton kids
are doing remarkably Well.
Some one with time' on his
hands mentioned to us that
Clinton •still boaats hitching
rings. They are iron rings
embedded in the cement at the
edge of the sidewalk. Though
the sidewalks need re-doing in
the most urgent way we still
Wonder if the old hitching rings
could riot be left as a sort of
symbol of Clinton as she used to
be.
10 YtAfts AGO
January 14; 1960
Irvine Tebbutt„ RR 2,
Clinton, was reelected chairman
of the Clinton District Collegiate
Institute Beard at the first
meeting,
Peter Caron-, son Of Mr. and
Mrs. A. Garom Beech Street, is
in licispital since TtieSday
tit n fig suffering from
coneussion, lIe received the
injury during juvenile hockey
practice in Clinton Lions Arena,
ST. ANDREW'S PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
The Rev. R. U, MacLean, B.A., Minister
Mrs. B. Boyes, Organist and Choir Director
SUNDAY, JANUARY' 18th
9:45 a.m. — Sunday School.
10:45 a.m. — Morning Worship.
BAYFIELD BAPTIST CHURCH
Pastor: Leslie Clemens
SUNDAY, JANUARY 18th
Sunday School: 10:00 a.m.
Morning Worship: 11:00 a.m.
Evening Gospel Service: 7:30 p.m.
Wednesday, .8:00 p.m. Prayer meeting and Bible study
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A couple of weeks ago a group of
people met at the home of Mason
Robinson in East Wawanosh to conclude
for all time the operation of a "mutual
aid" program which has been going on for
more than 60 years. it was the windup
session for the St. Augustine Beef Ring.
Many younger people don't even know
what a beef ring is—or was. When the
early settlers needed meat they
slaughtered one of their own animals—a
steer or a pig—and during the cold
weather one carcass would supply the
needs of a family for quite a spell. Warmer
weather necessitated, more rapid
consumption and no doubt led to the
practice pf neighbors taking turns at the
slaughtering and then sharing the meat. It
was only a step from that arrangement to
the organized beef ring, where •
slaughtering was on a systematic basis and
the sharing' was recorded as was the
supply of stock for slaughter.
The beef ring was only one of many
ways in which farm people worked
together. Their co-operative efforts sprang
from the needs of a pioneer society in
which survival without neighbors was ,
impossible.
How those times have changed! There
is little need today to share anything.
Combines, tractors and automatic devices
have eliminated the need to depend on
the neighbors for help to get the big jobs
'done. The operation today is much more
efficient. The hay comes off before it gets
wet, Grain is harvested at the correct
moment. The cattle and hogs are sold on
the open market and the farmer's wife
buys her meat, from the butcher just like
we townsfolk do.
Efficiency has been achieved, but
something a great deal more valuable has
been lost in the process—:for it takes more
than a weekly card party to bind the
residents of a community into a true
neighborhood. The real cement was
interdeoendence—an ,actual reliance upon
the loy.alty••Of good neighbors in times of
need. The change is inevitable. It was
bound to come, but older country people
look back with nostalgia to the times
when the work was hard, the neighbors
were friends and the fun was made—not
bought — Wingham Advance-Times.
We had a ball, I think
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