Clinton News-Record, 1971-03-18, Page 44 Clinton News-Record, Thursday, March 18, 1971
Editorial comment
The mess is coming
After the winter we've just gone
through it seems a little harsh to speak of
spring in a bad way but those who
remember last spring know spring Won't
be all joy,
The problem is that once the snow
goes the garbage that has been gathering
all winter in corners and snow drifts
becomes all too obvious. The town looks
a little shabby. Remember the tons of
broken glass that lay all over town last
spring? Remember how it lay there well
into the summer because there was no
effort to clean it up?
The time is now to plan for the future.
One way other towns have tried to
promote a general clean-up is through a
clean-up campaign. Some towns set aside
one week during the early spring and
designate it a clean-up week. During this
week trucks from the works department
are available on call to haul away junk not
normally accepted by the garbage men
from homes and businesses.
It would be a good project for some
group in town to undertake to gather up
broken glass, bottles and discarded pop
cans.
And while we're at it, why not a whole
clean-up campaign for the summer. Grants
under new government student aid
programs announced this week might be
available if we formed a group to clean up
along the Bayfield River or in areas such
as the pond by the high school.
It would be surprising the difference
such a campaign could make in the
appearance of our community. It would
look a million dollars better for a 'few
dollars investment.
Canada, a double dealer!
It's not pleasant to think of Canada as a
double dealer 'in the field of international
politics, but when it comes to a question
of oppression in southern Africa there is
little doubt that our government speaks
with a forked tongue. We say we deplore
apartheid yet we pour investment dollars
into the country and even spend public
money to advertise the opportunities for
capital gains in Namibia. Similarly we are
horrified at the tales of atrocities in
Angola and Mozambique but are easily
fobbed off with the excuse that these are
internal matters between Portugal and her
overseas provinces. And so we sit at the
NATO table with the agressor and remain
silent.
Recently our Prime Minister made
representations to Mr. Edward Heath
deploring the fact that Britain sells arms
and frigates to South Africa to "defend
the Cape Sea route against Russian
warships." Yet Canada herself sells parts
for repairing guns to Portugal. Mr.
Trudeau admits that Canada's policy is
inconsistent and says: "we should either
See the big tax
Every once in a long while, something
comes through the mail that is priceless.
Much too'good to throw away.
This week we received a copy of The
Byliner, a magazine especially for press
writers, editors and photographers. It
contained a timely article on taxes and
stated that "it's a challenge to a
newspaper to make it (the tax scene) as
interesting as possible by using creative
approaches to help keep readers informed,
capture their attention and to help them
meet their (tax) deadlines.
March is traditionally the time when
people begin to think about income tax
returns and T-4 slips and all that sort of
thing. We feel it is a challenge indeed to
make taxpaying as painless as possible. We
have discovered a little story which may
put the trace of a smile on yoiir face and
stop trading or stop condemning."
Recently four Canadians authored a
Black Paper and made constructive
suggestions for the improvement of
Canadian policy towards southern Africa,
They are Prof. Cranford Pratt of the
University of Toronto, Dr. Garth Legge of
the United Church, Board of World
Mission and two former CUSO volunteers,
Richard Williams and Hugh Winsor. So far
their suggestions have had a
disappointingly cool reception in Ottawa.
There are many non-military ways for
Canada to help the oppressed countries.
The Black Paper, for instance, suggests
an investigation into the economic
involvement of our country with southern
Africa, with a possible termination of
present trade agreements — even at the
risk of reciprocal treatment for Canadian
goods.
We may not be the biggest or most
influential nation in the world but it's a
sorry day for Canada if we can't survive
without such doubtful favors.
—Contributed,
turn that frown upside down, just for a
moment or two.
Those of you who have children in
Grades 1 or 2 will be especially delighted
by the following story which tells the
whole tax tale in simple "primer" fashion
so that even a seven-year-old could
understand.
Clip it. Save it. It's priceless.
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SEE THE BIG TAX.
PAY THE TAX.
PAY THE BIG TAX.
NO MONEY.
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THE HOME
OF RADAR
IN CANADA
Early spring on the river Sunday afternoon
No fighting words
March is a time for madness
in this country. t have lain on
the grass with a girl in March,
studying for exams. And I have
waded through snow up to- the
bellybutton, in the same month.
'This is enough to make
Canadians a bit more psychotic
than other nations.
March is as unpredictable as a
pregnant female, as precocious
as an eccentric old man. "Mad as
a March hare" is no flight of the
imagination. You don't have to
be a hare to be mad in March.
All you have to do is look at
the body of your car, at what
the salt and sand have done to it,
and you get mad.
All you have to be is a
mother with soaking, muddy
small children tromping in and
out, and you get mad.
Ail you have to do is total
your fuel bill, and you know
you are out of your mind to live
in such a clime.
All it Lakes is a note from a
friend in the south, who asks
how high the snowbanks still
are, and says he expects to come
home about the first of May.
All you need to do is think of
next month, and realize that the
average Canadian givesup ,a third
of his income in taxes, and you
can go right around the bend,
Our nerves are stretched to
the snapping point by the
rigours 'of the last four months,
and it doesn't take much to
brealcus, Ellen a little thing like
forgetting to get your car license
plates before the deadline, or
forgetting to pay your hydro bill
in time for the discount, can
make the most stable of us crack
and go roaring after the nearest
person with the nearest blunt
instrument.
I haven't quite blown a gasket
yet, but I can feel the pressure
building up. My wife has been
off her oats since Christmas.
Having two kids in University is
like walking around with two
large leeches clinging to you.
Half a dozen people want me to`
speak to a similar number of
completely dissimilar groups all
over the geography.
I have a 'hundred letters to
write. My boss is bugging me for
a detailed plan fre s new
workroom for my „Lament,
and I couldn't design he interior
of an outhouse. I'm in charge of
two public speaking contests and
two essay contests, both with
looming deadlines.
The cat did it again on the
floor last night and is going to
the glue factory if it happens
once more. The C.N.R. has
phoned five times to tell me I
owe them $1.09, which was
their mistake in the first place.
The guy who shovels my drive
with his plow has put his rates
up 50 per cent.
I have 60 essays, 75 tests, and
130 exam papers to mark. I have
stubbed the second-littlest toe
on my tight foot and the nail is
dangling by a painful bit of
gristle 'or something.
I missed two crucial shots and
lost out on the big prize hi the
last curling bonspiel. The lock
on the bathroom door has been
gone since Christmas and people
keep getting locked in, instead
of locked out.
So, all in all, if you hear a
small 'POP" one of these days, it
won't be the wax in your ears
cracking. It'll be little,
insignificant tne.
There. I know there's nothing
more boring than other people's
troubles. But I've got about half
of them off my chest. And you
must feel better to know that
someone in the world has as
many troubles as you.
And of course there are some
things on the black ink side of
the ledger, too.
There's the "winter break" as
they now call what used to be
the Easter holidays. A whole
week in which to do nothing but
mark exam papers.
There's the prospect, in about
six weeks, of getting the leeches
off my back (and into the
unemployment lines).
And there's the sheer pleasure
of not getting up in the dark
every workday. The sun shines,
waterily and occasionally.
There's a glimmer of hope that
that peculiarly Canadian
monster — winter ---, having
vented his orgy of rage, is
beginning to die of sheer
emotional exhaustion.
Unless the old brute throws
one more senile but devastating
blow at us.
It would seem there's a good
deal of confusion in this country
about the monarchy.
A Canadian who has not
actually lived in Britain, exposed
to the climate of allegiance and
the day-to-day influence of the
crown, is apt to make a fool of
himself in even discussing the
subject.
Several of them did one night
this week on my favorite "hot
line" show when, anticipating
the next visit of the Queen, the
moderator suggested that a free
and critical discussion of the role
of royalty is impossible in
Canada.
This opinion, hopefully in the
name of controversy, was
immediately squelched by the
fact that a free and critical
discussion promptly ensued,
though it seemed to me that the
phoner-inners missed the
significance of the issue by a
country mile.
That point is the simple fact
10 YEARS AGO
The Clinton News-Record
March 16, 1961
St. Andrew's Presbyterian
Church was filled on Tuesday
afternoon as friends and family
of the late Mrs. D. J. Lane paid
their last respects to a woman
held in high regard by all who
knew her.
F/L the Rev. C. A. MacLaren,
protestant chaplain at RCAF
Station, Clinton, was guest
speaker at the Hensel' Women's
Institute March meeting,
speaking on "Citizenship and
Education." tie stressed the fact
that the home is the greatest
factor in the forming of a child's
future life.
The arena committee of
Clinton Lions Club held a
successful carnival at the Lions
Arena last Friday night.
Preceding the actual carnival the
host Lions took no pity on their
Kinsmen opponents in a
broomball game, winning 1-0 on
Joe Murphy's goal. Jack
Scruton, in goal for Lions,
earned the first shut-out of his
career. Experience alone beat
out the faster, younger Kinsmen.
15 YEARS AGO
The Clinton News-Record
March 15, 1956
A group of Clinton
businessmen have been quietly
carrying out a survey 'during the
last few months to determine
the feeling of the buying public
towards Friday evening shopping
in 'Clinton instead of the usual
Saturday night. Of the people
contacted, the majority ate
reported to be in favour 'of
Friday.
Clinton's `new" 'Colts are the
group champions of the
homebrew :section of the
W.O.A.A. Big-8 for 1955.56.
'They brought the first group
crown to Clinton in font years
by 'defeating 'Watford Atoms 9-6
that we In this country are so
remote, geographically,
intellectually and emotionally,
from the real and vital influence
of the monarchy that we can
only consider it hypothetically.
Whatever lip service we pay
to affection or loyalty to the
crown is no more than a token
or a form of self-consciousness.
The institution is not a daily
part of our lives, has no
weighable effect on us for good
or evil. If there is uncritical or
dishonest reverence, as' the
moderator made bold to suggest,
it really is nothing more than
ennui.
The tumultuous acclaim
which greets Her Majesty or her
representatives during their
infrequent visits to these shores
would seem to refute this.
Yet as a man who has covered
five royal tours I am convinced
that it is not the monarchy, as
such, that is cheered, but simply
the personages. It is nearly
on Tuesday night to take the
best of seven series four games
to one.
Henry Carter, now at Ripley,
has been appointed to the
position of station agent at the
C.N.R. station. Mr. Carter is
known to many in this district,
and was at one time an operator
here.
25 YEARS AGO
The Clinton News-Record
March 21, 1946
Major Alder M. Jenkins,
U.S.A.A.F., who has been
commanding officer, U.S.A.A.F.
Detachment No. 5, at Clinton
for the past four years, has been
transferred as commanding
officer, U.S.A.A.F. Electronics
Training School, Sequoia,
California. Before departure,
Major Jenkins informed the
News-Record that radar,
television and other technical
equipment to value of
$1,000,000 has been donated by
the United States Government
to the RCAF for use at R and C
School, Clinton.
Thomas Pryde *announces
that he has accepted his son,
John B. Pryde, into business
partnership. The firm name of
Cunningham and Pryde will be
discontinued. In future the
business will be conducted as T.
Pryde and Son, Memorial
Craftsmen, Exeter, Clinton and
Seaforth.
Tuckersmith, McKillop and
'fibbed Townships joined with
the Town of' Seaforth to pay
official tribute to the servicemen
of the four municipalities at a
large banquet in two churches at
Seaforth,
40 YEARS AGO
The Clinton News-Record
March 19,.1931
The front street has been
swept this week to help along
the removal 'of ice and it is
impossible, for example, to
distinguish between a welcome
to royalty in Toronto or
Vancouver and a welcome to
royalty in New York or
Washington.
That sort of proprietory,
possessive response which is
characteristic of a British crowd
simply doesn't exist in Canada as
a mass reaction though, of
course, it is the reaction of many
individuals.
I would go so far as to say
that the interest in the actual
activities of the Queen or Phillip
or Margaret or Charles or Anne
is no different and no greater in
Canada than it is in the United
States, a royalist-hungry nation
if ever there was one.
Much is made during these
visits of the phrase "our queen."
Great care is taken to identify
her as "Queen of Canada." Yet
there is, at best, a transient
feeling of identity with the
crown.
hoped it will be clear and dry
long before the Spring Show
Day, April 2nd.
Miss E. Snider, pianist,
Brucefield and organist of the
Clinton Presbyterian Church;
Miss J. McLean, elocutionist,
Clinton; Miss G. Lammie,
violinist, Hensall, and Mr. J.
Thynne, violinist, Brussels, took
part in a concert on Friday
evening last in Goderich, given
under the auspices of the Knox
Presbyterian Church of that
town.
A driving hint — If you are
inclined always to insist upon
your right of way remember
that you are likely to have the
fight of way some day in an
ambulance returning from an
accident.
55 YEARS AGO
The Clinton New Era
March 16, 1916
Rev. Frank C. Harper of
Willis Presbyterian Church has
been offered the Chaplaincy of
the 117th Battalion, Simcoe
County under command of
Lieut.-Col. John B. McPhee of
Barrie.
Mr. William Wallace, General
Manager of the Crown Life, was
The vast crowds in the streets
dissolve as the royal limousine
passes out of view and return to
their daily lives without any
more conscious affinity with the
monarchy than before, however
much they may have been
moved by the personalities or
the spectacle.
Indeed, the evidence of
recent visits suggests that there
may be a declining interest in
such appearances and that even
the 'symbolism of a 'field trip
into the'dornain' is 'On the Wane.
All of thig explains' why' the'
"hot-line" moderator's opinion
that we are somehow
intimidated or afraid of a critical
appraisal of the monarchy is
groundless.
Such debate, to get off the
ground, relies on the presence of
a strong anti-monarchy
spokesman and there are few of
them outside Quebec.
The moderator, himself, was
hoist on his own petard, as we
in town on Friday last and while
here called on The New Era to
smell the ink can again,, as he
said. Mr. Wallace for many years
was in the newspaper game, both
at Orangeville and afterwards as
city editor of the Toronto Daily
Star.
The New Era and the
Knitting Factory will be hitched
up to the Hydro power by the
end of the week if all goes well.
The various motors have arrived
during the past week, but on
account of the snowstorm the
wire men could not string the
wire this week, The New Era
expects to be attached by Friday
night.
75 YEARS AGO
The Clinton New Era
March 20, 1896
Allen Turnbull has disposed
of his livery business to Messrs.
Harvey Davis and John McCool,
who will close up the stable on
Huron St. formerly occupied by
Mr. Davis and continue the
business in the premises
occupied by Mr. Turnbull,
Beattie Bros., Winghain, have
purchased from W. J. Paisley, of
Clinton, the four-year-old mare
Wanetta, a sister to the famous
used to say, because 'he could
not bring himself to leap up with
a cry of "Down with the
Queen!" He could only
rationalize on the fact that the
crown doesn't mean much to
this country and on that score
he has no vocal opponents. The
only possible answer he could
expect would be, "So what?"
While a Malcolm Muggeridge
or a Lord Altrincham could once
enjoy delicious notoriety in
Britain by attacking any aspect
of royalty (though both were
always careful to assert their ,
loyalty to the sovereign) a man
hopeful of similar notoriety in
Canada would be doomed to the
sharpest of all disappointments,
the public yawn. It simply is not
a vital issue.
The bold critic of royalty,
like the bold critic of the
Arabian system of harems, may
be provocative and interesting,
but is unlikely to be locked in
mortal combat.
mare Wanda, recently sold by
this enterprising firm for $2,500.
Wanetta gives promise of being
faster than her sister.
The drill shed on Orange
Street has been pulled down to
the infinite relief of residents in
that vicinity, for it was supposed
to be sleeping place of many a
tramp.