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The Lucknow Sentinel, 1936-07-23, Page 8- M i <if ■R» 1 'u 4 a.'- *> ■i ■ ; *♦^4$?' ,-r r’" THELUCKNOW SENTINEL i .................—----. „u . irp. DOMt Backward WITH G. S. ROBERTSON I BY REV. A. M, NICHOLSON My JW,.r I THURSDAY; JULY 23RD.1936. ton on business. On the way, he met a neighbors hired man with < te*m, wagon, some furniture and all we family except the father. They were going .as far north as - possible to escape the Fenians, who were re­ ported to have landed at Bayfield. The hired man was to’ return and> hide in a hollow tree in the daytime and feed the stock at night. Green­ side hastened home and ordered his eleven year old hired man to harness the horses and grease the wagon and be. ready to drive the family north and later to look after the stock, while Matt, would go to fight the foe, A meeting was held jn the school and .a deputation sent to Brucefield to ascertain whether the Fenians had really come or not, . It was discovered, that a false rumour had. spread, so George was not disappointed in missing * the trip north. The next year, he attended' school. in Seaforth, before a regular school was bujit. The class nfet . in . an old store, until after the New Year when they moved into the first Seaforth school. ; Holidays were not common in the sixties, so when the Volunteers had a chance to take a trip to Windsor to be paid fifty cents a. day for six­ teen day, many county boys seized _ Jhe opportunity of having a vacation age, George was accepted as a vol­ unteer when hew was fifteen, and en­ joyed his first train trip from Goder­ ich to Windsor. The following winter target practice was enjoyed by the . volunteers. When George won prizes totalling eight dollars for his marks­ manship. An uncle had come to America and ' had done service in the Civil war. Eighty-one years ago, .G. S. Rpb-: ertson, pne of .Lucknow’s well-known citizens, was born in London. Qnt- arin He was the eldest son of Thom- ,as Robertson apd Isobel Shevas, who fiafled from Aberdeenshire. They had spent a short, time in Toronto before the outbreak of cholera in 1854 when they moved to London. The Queen’s Bush was. calling young ^puples who .were not afraid of hard work and who wanted to secure homes. So. the Robertson’s came to Clinton .when George was., a baby; A farm was "purchased ohT the London road..near the old toll gate. Mr. Knox,, a cen- . tenarian, who died in Whigham a few, years ago, was the toll keeper; Near the. Robertson farm lived the Picketts and the Stevensons. The children on the three farms .played together regularly. One day a Pic- kett child, fell into a well that , had been improperly covered. Jack Stev­ enson promptly reported jthe accident —-and'the^^dfhe^ ° ence of mind, to fasten a clothes Jhie around Jack’s waist and lower him into the well in time to rescue the little lad who had gone down for the last time. The'young hero was re­ warded at Christmas time with a 1 pair of warm mittens from1 the grate­ ful mother. The children never play- - ed too near the well again. Mr. Pic­ kett purchased the first “King” stove. uaa uww —^^ -nejghbors^ilF-^ Word "canie "to ^Clinton tlmr lie ~was the great invention. They wpre amaz- - - - - ed at the draft, and George was . warned not to go too near the open door for fear he would be drawn into the stove. Fortune smiled on the • young cou- \ pie from Aberdeen. They made a host of friends; The four children were a constant souree of pride.. But one day a terrible tragedy occurred. At a bam raising in 1861, a main plate which was warped, slipped and «ame crashing down, fracturing the skull of Thomas Robertson. HO never saw his youngest child. Although there were no relatives in Canada, the neighbors did everything possible to comfort the bereaved; A Mr. McLean made a coffin. A lumber wagon with, hay, covered with a...■. white sheet- served as a hearse. Rev. MacDonald, the first minister of Clinton officiat­ ed. There" were many sorrowing : hearts in the first funeral piroceSsion to the Clinton cemetery, when,Thom­ as Robertson was laid to rest. Relatives in Scotland, on hearing . of the misfortune, offered] to send money to bring the family home to. be educated. Mrs. Robertson and the younger children felt inclined to ac­ cept the. offer, but George was deter­ mined to. remain in the land of his birth, so all stayed in Canada; The young widow was anxious to keep the family' together, but th£ . crops in ’62 were so\ poor that she had to see her children, leave her! Pagans in Ashfield took Tom. the second boy. A neighbor took the el­ der daughter, Catherine^ Hall. and. . Mrs. Robertson found employment with a Mr. Aikenhead with permis- ^sion to take the two youngest child­ ren with her. George went with John Robson of Tuckersmith on condition that he would help with the chores before and after school, and work the following summer to pay for his board. At six years of age, he was the fire builder every morning and . fed the cows before and after school, ’ The following winter, George spent with Mr. Robson’s mother, who.was a semi-invJalid. She offered to keep him and send him to school, provid­ ing he would bring in wood and water milk the cow. and scrub the floors on Saturdays. The shoes used were a pair of’ high boots, size eleven, that her son had discarded. The toes wele stuffed with straw, and when the children saw the young lad walking with the boots which were nearly as large as he, they nicknamed him “Cockney” a name which persisted throughout his school days. When ten years of age, he hired with Thomas Mason for six months at four dollars per month; The young hired man was required: to plough. piCk stones and help with the harv- , est. He wag unable to lift the plow when it fell - down, without turning the team around. Mr. Mason offered a dollar prize when , George could plough, a furrow las straight as he. The dollar was never paid. Mr. Mas­ on had a habit of going to town tn visit the bar room frequently. One hot day he left his young man pick­ ing stones, while fie wept to quench his thirst in town. George saw:, the black axle grease, and the white face of one of the horses and thought he would have a more attractive team with the horsefe fare black in­ stead of white. When Mr. .Mason returned after, having considerable liquor, he couldn’t understand how they secured the black faced horse.- Although earnling the magnificent sum of four dollars, monthly. * his mother, still was the custodian of the family exchequer. When George de- s tided to go to the Clinton show, he wa§ given twenty-five cent$ to. pay the ten cent admission and enjoy tfi^ . day. His mother a^ked him. to bring home as much as possible. On rea­ ching town he saw u ' man watering, some show cattle. George pumped some water and was told that if he would pump ehough water for . al’ the cattle, he could get in frew; Ht enjoyed his first -fair immensely and brought home fifteen cents for hi® toother. After spending .eight cent® he felt that? hix* wants hair! been al- | ipost satisfied, but that- he would ' squander one more penny.,,His first thought was candy, but concluded that it would not last. long. He pur­ chased cloves and started homeward. - He Walked home tJvitb a II neighbors daughter, and apologized ^or nbr having candy, but h’e an.nou.n*ed 'that he had -cloves. She «aid aho wa«i n-? very fond of them, but idoring who was offering them. s,he would, accept them. . - ■■■ • Matt Greenside hired him -in 1866. Oite Mr. Greenside left for Clin­ TAME DEER HAS FAWN Amberley’s deer population has grown by one. About three week’s ago a young fawn was born to the tame deer owned by Mr. Jack Camp­ bell, Amberley farmer. For several seasons this tame deer could often be seen at Amberley or in the’bush along the lake, it ramblels at random but is “as tame ‘ as a cow” and air ways returns to Mr. Campbell’s barn where it is as regular a boarder as the other Jivestock. The animal had been running with some Wild deer that inhabit the bush along the lake, but could not < be in­ duced to give, up the comforts of “city life” with which the young fawn is now . becoming acquainted under the protecting roof of- the Campbell barn to where hundreds havevbeen flocking to see the young animal. " w • . —i—I . WM- Ladies Recovering From Motor Accident Injuries ■ ' "b ■ " Daughters Of Mr. And Mrs. Wm. Hawkshaw Injured In Auto Mis­ hap Two Weeks Ago > T % T Port With Chin July Clearance HIGH GRADE MERCHANDISE living in Saginaw. George, at the age of seventeen decided that he wduld visit the unde. ‘ Chi reaching Saginaw, he discovered that the uncle had left’ for the lumber woods by rail and 20 miles on foot, for' the winter. Another forty miles brought him to where the uncle was working. In spite of protests from the elder regarding the hardships of life in the woods, George stayed for the winter and brought home $120 for four months’ work. After spending the summer . in Cardno’s bake shop! in Seaforth, wondering How to spend hi^ money, he decided he would visit his grand­ mother in Scotland. He set out in September, 1873 for the Land o’ the Heather. I;1 Continued Next Week) TARA CONSIDERATING NEW STREET LIGHTING SYSTEM Would Spend Up To $2000 Of Hydro Surplus To Instal Standards. The Tara Hydro- Commission are taking the matter of standard light­ ing for the business section of Yonge Street , into consideration and are in touch with the Ontario Hydro Com­ mission and Street Lighting Compan­ ies relative to the cost of same. Last, week, in view of this step.theCqun- cil .notified .the Bell Telephone Co. who had contemplated making im­ provements on their system in Tara, to delay such operations until the lo­ cal Hydro. Commission hah decided on the advisability of installing stan­ dard lighting. If the cost does not exceed $2,000., Tara will in all pro­ bability have an improved and up- to-date * lighting system. The cost of same would be borne by the local Commission, the surplus to the cre­ dit of the Commission being used to defray the costs. AH poles Would be removed from the - street, the wir­ ing being all underground. The im­ provement to the appearance of the business street would be well worth the outlay. ’ Clm Holds Re-Union .........“ ’ ■ Z* « Dickson - Armstrong Families Hold 6th. Annual Gathering At Point Clark—Walter Richardson Oldest Person Present. Mrs. Charles Stubbert. proprietress of the. Queen’s Hotel, Walkerton and her1 sister. Miss Verine Hawkshaw.. are both well on the <Tway to com-; plete recovery from injuries received in a motor accident near Grimsby some two . weeks , ago. Both ladies are daughters of Mr. and Mrs. William Hawkshaw of Kinjoss- Township. The ladies, accompanied by ano­ ther lady and gentleman^ were re- turning from a trip to “Niagara Falls. Mrs. Stubbert was at the wheel of her car, which went into, the ditch, when she was blinded by lights of an approaching car. Her car was badly wrecked in striking a tree and pole and then turning over. • Mrs. Stubbert received severe lac­ erations about her head and should­ ers and had a large piece, of flesh gouged out of her right arm by broken glass. She Was taken to Grimsby Hospital aind the next ev­ ening brought to Walkerton Hos­ pital, where, for several days she was a patient. Miss Hawkshaw was bad­ ly cut about the chin, and neck and was taken' to Grimsby Hospital, Where due to loss of blood; she re­ mained for a couple of days after Mrs. Stubbert’s removal to Walker­ ton. The other occupants, escaped with minor injuries. With upwards to 159 in attendance an increase over last year, the Dick­ son- Armstrong^ families _held Jheir A pleasant ie sports pro- an increase over .last year, the Dick- 6th annual gathering at Point Clark on Tuesday x afternoon. A pleasant social afternoon, a fine - gram and a bountiful picnic' supper combined to make it a jolly event. To Walter Richardson 90-yeqr-oId Tees water gentleman went the honor )f being the oldest person present. Mr, Richardson is the only original living member of the clan who emi­ grated from Scotland some 80 years, ago. It was noted with regret that Mrs, Ann Farrish of Lucknow,, in her 84th year and last year the old-, est lady at the reunion. Was . this year unable to be present. Officers for the ensuing year are. Pres.. John Farrish,..Ashfield: Vjce- Pres., George Richardson, Guelph; Sec'y.-Treas., Cotp Dickson. Dungan­ non. Membdbs of the sports commit­ tee were all re-appointed. The sports were as follows: Children up, to *5—Prizes for all Girls 6 to 9—Alberta Thain. Bev­ erly Rose well, Jean Armstrong. Boys 6. to 9—Jack Farrish. Ewen Symthe, Ronald Dickson. (flirls 10-13—A^herta Thain, Jean , Armstrong and Margaret Dickson. Boys 10-13—Jasper Farrish, Bow­ er Farrish, Allan Dickson? •' Ladies kicking Clipper — Alice Hughes, Anna Mae Farrish. ; Guessing Contest—Cora Dickson. Blindfold Baloon race—Anna Mae Farrish, Grace Richardson. Baloon race—Ethel Richardson. Gents’ Baloon race—Fred . Dickson. Jumble word race—Melvin Dick- •?on and Marjorie Richardson. _ Men’s broad jump—Met Dickson, and Fted Stanley. Peanut race—Mary Belle Straub, Marjorie Richardson. Guessing Contest —Mrs. Elmer '-’arrish. o Rooster Fights—Carl Pollock. Peanut scramble. Oldest lady—MrM. J. McKee. Tce«water; Oldest gentleman—Wal- ‘er Richardson; Youngest member— Rcrnice Roswell. Guelph, 3 weeks; doming farthest distance^— Minnie Dickson. Hearst. Ont. (LOCAL andGENER Al) Mr. Jack Ringer of Toronto is a visitor with Rexford Ostrander. Mrs. J. L. ( Falls erf Chicago is visit­ ing her brother Mr. Marshall Graham. Miss Jennie Pearlman is at pre­ sent the guest of friends In New York City. ” Mr. Stewart MacKenzie a of Elgin spent the week-end here his" parents. " Young George and William visited with the McKiixv'boys at the cottage _ at. Kintail. ’ ' . Mr. and Mrs. Norman Patterson of Montreal are spending the week with, relatives here. Mr. and Mrs. Alex Murdie of Tor­ onto are holidaying at the Murdie cottage at Point Clark. All lines of Summer Footwear at greatly, reduced prices, at W. J. LITTLE’S SHOE STORE. ,i .Mr. and Mrs. Percy Aitcbison of Peterborough were recent visitors with Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Aitchison. Mr. and Mrs. Nelson Morden of -3’oronto.-visited- the -latter - _part_ pf the week with Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Mullin. . ^-Dr, W. C. McGregor and Bob Hoffman left for Chicago on Monday after visiting with the McGregor’s, Ross St. J. C. and Donald MacLeod of Hamilton and Saskatoon respectively visited this week with their cousin, Mrs. J. M. Greer. '•__ ____' Louise Greer, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J. M Greer has been successful in passing her Grade IV piano exam­ inations with honors. Mr. and Mrs. Roderick Murdoch of Detroit, were visitors at the home of Mrs. A. R. Finlayson and with other relatives in town. Mrs. Ira* Campbell accompanied by .Mrs. John 'Garniss have motored to. Thessalon to meet Mr. Campbell,, who will return here to spend his vacation. Mr, and Mrs. Hamilton Qlutton and son Stewart of Colborne, visited with Mrs. Chestnut and Willena on Sun­ day. the date marking their 3rd wed­ ding sanniversary. ’ Visitors during the past two weeks with Mr. and Mrs. Mathew Sproul, were her mother Mrs. Begley of Dun­ gannon and her sister, Miss Leila Begley of Leamington. . . »• . Murray Cameron of Toronto' is visiting with Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Mac­ kenzie, Tom/and Alex MacKenzie of Toronto spent the week-end with their parents also. Mr. and Mrs. R. H. Thompson and Willard are spending two weeks in Toronto, returning with ’ Mr. and Mrs. P. J. Naylor and Jack, who 'had visited with relatives here. Mr. Edwin and Miss Edith Smith of Toronto spent the week-end at their home here. They were accom­ panied by Mrs. James Smith who spent the past week in Toronto. Mrs. Early and ' Mrs. Fowjer of,’ Belvedere, Ill., and Miss Jessie Mc- Morran of Chicago were recent vis­ itors at the home of their cousins, Mr. and Mrs, D. C. McMorran. Arthur Smith of Prescott- son of Mr. and Mrs. Reg. Smith, formerly of Lucknow, is Visiting for a couple of weeks at.jMr. and Mrs. Harold Treleaven’s, with his. chum Billie Treleaven. Miss Lillian Mitchell, of the* Bank of Montreal staff, underwent a ser­ ious operation in Toronto, and while she is recovering her health. Miss; Hotson of Tavistock is carrying on her duties. Dr. Elgin Towle and His daughter Dr. Dorothy Towle, of Toronto, spent the week-end with his/ brother. Mr. Albert Towle and with Mr. and Mrs. Fred Crump, the latter now oc­ cupying the Towle homestead where Dr. Towle grew to young manhood. Ken- »ster; Miss SILK HOSIERY—Chiffon, new shades for white shoes. Misty, Toasty, Marimba. Reg. $1.00 far ....................... ..69c,, KNEE HIGH CHIFFON HOSE—Ultra chiffon ringless, won­ derful wearing for such sheer stockings. Size 8 Vi to 10. Reg­ ular 75c, for ...................... ........... 69c. SOCKEES FOR CHILDREN—Broken lots, all sizes 5 to 8>/2. Clearing at Pair .... .......................................... 15c. FLANNEL TROUSERS—Grey Flannel Trousers, medium grey. Sizes 30 36, Clearing Price ................................. $1.50. ATHLETIC COMB’S.—No button style—fine ■ naiii-check. Size 40 and 42 only. Reg. 89c, for ............. ........... -45c. SILK SOCKS—Fancy sllk socks, Holeproof. Brown and Black -grounds. 10*/i to 11%. Reg- 50c for ___ _ —•••••• •• — -.-39c- BOYS’ SUITS—Boys’ Overt Cloth Suits, Zero Shrunk. Shirts zipper fastening, short sleeves. Shorts, elastic in back. Sizes 24, 26. 28<Reg. $1.95, for ................. $150 . VOILES AND MUSLINS GREATLY REDUCED STRING SWEATERS—They look like hand knit and wash so . welt Very smart to wear with your suit jn pastel shades. At ------------------------------- -------------------- $1.49, $1.89, $1.95. JJSIT TEMPLETONS, THEY SAVE YOU MONEY. ' ■X ■ Templeton & Co tinrxr OV Tf *1 GASTRONOX knocks gas, heartburn andW TT ■ VJ F “rfclvi that? heavy- feelinR-relieves dyspepsias If — * MV** *U*we trafare afraid to eat, get this wonderful YOU CAN EAT WHAT stomach powder today. GASTRONOX will ar/xti v i vc if vz>tr helpyou to immediate relief as it has helpedYOU LIK.& It* YOU thousands. At all drug stores. • take GASTRONOXFor Sale by ON SALE AT — Me KIM’S DRUG STORE \ r / . (By Rev. R. H. Barnby) My earliest recollection of Zion I Church goes back more than sixty- five years , ago. The church was con-: structed of hewn logs, shingled roof, heated by a cast iron stove, and lighted by tallow candle’s placed . in tin brackets and fastened to the walls. There was no oflicial “snuffer.” but this duty, when necessary, was performed by the adult sitting near-^ est to the flickering candle. There were no pews but seats without backs were constructed of. pine planks supported at the end next the wall by “wooden horses” and. ini the centre and other end by pine blocks set on end under the planks. The pulpit was quite artis­ tic and reflected the 'skill of some clever carpenter of the period. I remember that on one occasion when an honored and revered pastor, long since gone to the better land,; was energetically expounding the word and at the same time delivering vio­ lent blows upon the unoffending pul­ pit that with a loud crash it, gave way and the minister paused to re­ mark “Never mind, you are getting a new church shortly anyhow.” . ■ Standing out in the memory of the present writer is an incident in his life in, the anniversary concert of the Sabbath school in the year 1869, when he for the first time appeared on the platform to repeat his •piece*. To avoid nervousness he was instruc­ ted to fix his eyes on a knot' hole near the door of the church and to £0 ahead which he did to the best of is ability. In those days the men sat on one side' of the church afld the women and children on the other side of the church. This custom was discontip- ued after the opening of the hew churchy, when for the first time the family pew appeared. It was a red letter day when the hew church was dedicated to the ser­ vice of God. An organ was borrowed, from one of the pioneer families and carried to the gallery of the church. Where Ja volunteer choir organized under the leadership of an honored school teacher. Mr. J. W. Hogarth, now deceased, led in the service, of song. The leader objected to playing the organ and leading the choir at the samie Gme. A mother in Israel, j from whose home the organ was j loaned, settled the matter by re- j marking. “You can .do both, I am. sure, for J often have rocked the I cradle and sang at the same time.” And so it was,. SO far as I can re­ member. , - ' A memorable event in the history of the congregation was the holding of a camp meeting on the farm then < owned by the late Mr. John F. An1-! drew. The day of the camp meeting j seems to have passed but the good results of this one abide in some lives to the present day.. In such primitive surroundings as I have described there arose a gen­ eration none of whom survive who re­ ceived “the word with' meekness,” and whose godly lives and character have left an impression for good that endures to the present day. We who are no longer young owe a debt of gratitude to the ministers, sabbath --------------— --------------------- ----- school workers. local preachers' and; passed a week here as the guests-of class leaders which we can never re- the .Pearlman’s. They will spend ah. pay. The ministry of the country I extended vacatioi$ in Canada touting church is not yet finished; No doubt' to Callander to visit the famous in the future as in the past there, Dionnes.^The town .of Lucknow, they shall come from such rcountry chur- ejaim, is a promising * resort ches as Zion many whose life ’ and I ideal possibilities for the city work ahall bless the world. jwho seek a much coveted rest. New Yorkers they appreciated the! friendliness of the townspeople, their customs and folkways. .. • - LE ROI EST MORT! VIVE LE ROI! inh< Earl Foster, Mr. and Mrs. 1 i neth Sherwood (nee Dorothy F|j Mr. and Mrs. G. Sherwood and’___ Thelma Sherwood all of Pennsyl­ vania and Mr. and Mrs. William Smalldon of Indiana, were recen*. visitors with Mrs. Alex McCarroll. Col A. M. and Mrs. Wolff of Nyack, N. Y., and Mrs. J. A. Mac- Lennan and laughter Ruth of Tor­ onto, spent the latter part of the week here. Mrs. James Campbell, (nee Shiella MacLeod) returned to New York with Col. and Mrs. Wolff where she will visit for several weeks Mr. Archie MacLean of Sault St. Marie is visiting at the home of Mrs. David Gillies: and with other friends in that community. Mr. Mac- Lean was born on the 12th of Wa- wanosh on the farm now owned by Joseph Laidlaw. He left here fifty years agb. when but a mere lad. Visitors at the home of Mrs.. Wesley Hudson, .during the past Week were, Mrs. Will Hudson and Miss Isabel Hudson of Detroit: Miss Elizabeth Cameron, Chicago; Mrs. J. SchUipk, Michigan City. Ind.; Carlton, Sacramento. Cal.. F. Gregg and Mr. Howard. Gregg, New York. Accompanying Miss Isobel MacTnt- osh and Miss Watson of Hamilton. Mrs. Wm. MacKenzie and son Frank, spent the past* week on a pleasant motor trip through the Muskoka dia- | trit, enjoying the1 scenery along the I way and the stops at such places !as Wasaga. Beach, Huntsville, 'Port ! Carling and Limberlost Lodge. Oh j their return Frank went to Hamil- ton for a visit. t M^s. Louis Gingbld and daughter. I Annette of Far Rockaway. New York hey wilj spend ah. visit the famous At Sandringham at dead of night A Kinjr went to-*'his rest. Swiftly the radio spread the news To east and southland west. For of the kings of old England, Kinjr George was loved the best. Throughout the Empire’s vast extent News spread with lightning speed Till some' five hundred million souls Of different " tongue and creed Were bowed in grief at loss of one Whose life knew nought of greed. And millions more beyond the bounds Of George’s .empire vast. Were grieved at heart to hear the news , ■ That Britain’s king has ■ passed. A manlv king: A kingly man. He was by all men classed. And yet we said, “Long Jive the ' King!” Our grief was suaged with , joy. For Edward took his father’s place. We loved him since a boy. He was | Victoria’s great-giandson. Her very pride and joy. 4 ♦ ’ • •' For many years as “Prince of Wales’* He grew in our esteem, . . Until he held our hearts in thrall As it Would surely seem. ' The Star of hope shines o’er i-his throne It’s brightest, clearest beam; As Prince he stood beside the bed' And felt the grief and sting. The doctor turned to him anti said. “Your Majesty, the king Has peacefully his last breath drawn” Thus death proclaimed him King. . A great King passes. In a flastr k The Prince of Wales is • king.. As Edward Eighth he takes throne. And we our homeage bring. And while, we mourn a king’s sad death. • ■ • ‘God Save the King”, we sing. JOth April,. 1936. : WILL FARADAY the razors; A, new liquid called KORN-KING ends pain in 60 seconds. Dries up peskiest corns or callus. Contains pure castor oil. * camphor and iodine. Absolutely safe. Win­ ner of Good Housekeeping Seal. Easy di­ rections in package. 35e bottle saves untold misery. Druggist returns money if KORN- * KING fails to remove any corn or callus. For sale at, F. M. Patersen’s Just received another shipment of Men’s Good Woric Shoes for $1.99 at W. J? LITTLE’S SHOE STORE. Of Lucknow And Dungannon Pres­ byterians At - Harbor Park . Mrs. Mr. H. With fdllc As “Ill be frank with you,” said the young taan when the embrace was over. ‘‘You’re not the first girl I ever kissed.” “And I’ll be frank with you,” shet answered.' “You have a lot to learn.” < The. champion athlete in bed with a cold was told that he had- a tem­ perature. - “How high is it, doctor,”' he want­ ed to know. “A hundred and , one.” “What’s the world’s record?” K ........- ............ ) ............. .Tack: “Can you fell me why ,a. vafch-dog is smaller in the morning han at night?”’ k Bill: “No, why?” ; Jack: “liecauso' he is Jet out ' at eight and taken in in the morning.’’ I The annual Congregational1 and Sunday school picnic of Lucknow and Dungannon Presbyterian churches was held at Harbor Park on Thurs­ day afternoon last. Rev. C. H. Mac­ Donald. minister of the charges, and Mr. James Pickering, jSunday school superintendent of Lucknow, were in charge of the event. More than three hundred members- of the congregations and children of the Sunday school attended, and after an excellent picnic lunch Was enjoyed a - program of races and contents was Conducted by Mr. Gor­ don Fisher, under the direction of Miss Marion MacDougall, chairman of the sports committee. Bathing and,, softball also contributed to the enjoyment of the'Outing. , The races and contests resulted as follows: A Six to eight years—Girls, Winnie MacDonald, Ruby Irwin: Boys. George Chin. Allan Stewart. Nine to eleven years—Girls, Helen Orr. Helen Stothers: Boys.^Ross Pat­ erson, Jim Purvis. ‘ * Twelve to fifteen years—Girls. Et­ ta Belle McDonald: Boys. Jack Cook. John Mackenzie^ Single ladies’ race—Verna Stewart Single men’s race—Frank Mac­ Kenzie. Managers* and Session race—Wm. .Spindler. • Teachers* race—-Miss Marian Mc­ Dougall. Married ladies* race—Mrs. A, Pat­ terson. . Married mCn’s race—Gordon Jam­ ieson.. * Clothespin race—Miss Mabel Me-. Donald. » Blindfold race—Lloyd Gollan, Bill Chin. Slipper kick—Mrs. A. Patterson. Wheelbarrow race—Donald John­ stone and Bruce MacDonald. Nail race—Mrs. A. Patterson. Miss Katherine MacDougall. Bag race—^Lane Gardner. — Goderich Signal. Specials in Women’s and Child­ ren’s Sockees, Hose, in Silk, Lisle and Net.—THE MARKET STORE. I