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The Exeter Times-Advocate, 1941-11-06, Page 7Hospital General Winter is taking a hand in European affairs. •* -W * * * * * » That little snow flurry may be taken as Jack-Frost’s telegram that he is not quite bankrupt. * * * THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE Really, It’s Too Simple A -man who was riding on a train through the western ranch icountry aroused considerable interest among passengers in adjoining seats. As they sped along past vast cattle ranches, the man jotted down urea on a paper. Finally, one ious man asked him what he doing, ‘‘Well, you see,” he explained, “I have a cattle ranch in New Mexico, and I am checking up on the stock these Texas ranchers keep.” The curious one looked at the paper and sure enough, he saw a neat row of figures: 472, 500, 315, 724. He was amazed and asked, “Do you mind telling me how you can possibly count the cattle on each ranch as we whiz by at this speed?” “That’s easy,” said the rancher, t “I just icount the legs and divide by four/’ fig- cur- was oday A little lad • Will keep a quiet tryst; He soon will sleep <in dreams; I pray he may not feel The sharp bite Of searching steel; He is so very young-— He knows the mystery of death. He goes with level Dear -God.... Guard him today.... This hour.... I I kneel, pray,.. Jfs * ♦ eyes* / * * Imitation is also noying form of flattery.♦ * * W. J. F. the most an- ♦Scientists say -more men suffer from ‘nerves’ now, Well, that is what they get for letting their wives do -the driving. * * * Pert and Pertinent “Natives of Florida do”’not like the word, ‘hurricane’.” —‘how’s about ‘hastenzephyr’? •“Every big venture requires some risk... —yep, you can’t -steal second and keep one foot on first. A College Professor presents a new viewpoint, on icharacter anal­ ysis, he says a man’s character is revealed ,,by his thumb. —-and "by what he says when he hits it with a hammer.. . “Man’s origin is traced to fish” —the old evolution theory making its bi-annual apearance. —and now we know why it is i so hard for some of us to keep our- heads above water. “Common sense would avoid many -divorces....” * —yes, and many marriages as well. Hire Education—A Variation Two professors were talking be­ tween halves at a football game. The professor from A University said to the professor from B -Uni­ versity: “I see Zilch is playing on your team this year. He flunked out pf our school.” “Really?” said from B University, very well here,” “How did it happen?” “Well, -we figured that if you required an average of 75 for most would be only 50 the -professor “He has done I J —-Oley Okeydoke * * * -Dad and Mum were spending a few days in London. One evening they dined at an expensive restau­ rant. As soon as they were, seated, a large tray of olives was- placed on the table. Dad eyed them ser­ iously for a few minutes, then -beck­ oned to.the waiter to whom he said: “I don’t want to give you any trouble but I’d like to see the . pods those green peas grew in.” * ** oth jihway, nowkbhb. ««i. m* students to pass, -it fair to require -an ’■from him.” “Thak sounds ' all made an average of “Yes. 'Of course we gave him a special examination.” “I .see. How many questions did you ask him?” “We -decided that if you- asked, the average -class 10 questions, it would be fair to ask liim we did. And he passed.” “I see.” The professor University was silent for ■ Thep he said, “Would telling me what the were?” “Not at all*. First, T what was the color of blue vitriol acid and he said ‘Pink’, and that was wrong;> hfext, I asked 'him if he •knew: how to make sulphuric acid, an-d he said ‘No,’ and that was right, so I passed him.”■» » * November average, of right. So 50?” he two. So from A. moment.a you mind questions asked him f Static Silence John M. Harlah, while judge of 1 the United States Supreme Courr, was one day 'playing a. round of golf on the Chevy Chase links' with an Episcopal pishop. . ’ The bishop^ missed dne Shot sev­ eral times, but made .no comment. However, he showed his disgust very plainly. Harlan looked at him a moment and said: “Bishop, that is -the most profane silence I ever knew.” I I Fields clean reft of all theii- sum­ mer pride The woodlands stripped of all their comely gear, Some plots despoiled,t hy.^industry's ; relentless tide The coutrysi'de made desolate and drear The .quail -a-whirr along the covert’s edge; The hunter’s gun scarce permits a moment's halt; The Ancient Order of the Flying Wedge Show wild goose vanguard ’gainst sky’s blue va-ult The day, o’er-brief, night o'er-long a. sportsman’s pledge, Signs, -all these that fortokefi the -passing year.... Signs, that to me, mean that No­ vember’s here. -Nimro.d The World’s Finest Anthracite I is Trade Marked Blue. Order Blue Coal and we.have it, also Large Lump Alberta Coal HAMCO Dustless Coke Prices are Right ♦ * * It Is Axiomatic That.... ....it is far better to turn back than to lose your way. ....success comes to him who makes the greatest profit from the fewest mistakes. ...':a sure cure for pessimism is to push your head under water three times and pull it up twice. enough, is in- it hits some ob- A. J. CLATWORTHY Phone 12 Grantor We Deliver . Stubborn Caws of Constipation These Who keep -a mass of impurity pent up in their bodies, day After day, instead of having it removed as nature intended, at least once in every twenty*four hours, in­ variably suffer from constipation. The use of cheap, harsh purgatives will never get you any where as they only aggravate the trouble and in­ jure the delicate mucous liking of the bowels, and ate very liable to cause pileA. If constipated fake Milbum’s Laxa-Liver Pills and haVO a natural . movement of the bowels. They do not gripe, weaken, and sicken, as many laxatives do. sTho T< Milhurn. Co., Lid., Toronto, Ont, i Light, strangely visible. Only when ject does it become visible to the eye. For example, if light is pour­ ing into a darkened room through a small opening, we, would be unable to see it were it‘not for the dust particles which reflect it to our eyes. With no -dust in the room, the spot where the light hits the floor would be lighted, but there would be' no trace of the path of the through the room. If there no atmosphere surrounding earth, the sky would appear even at midday. ?. —Page Turner * * *' , , &...with a Bow to Larry Tighe Carrie was sunny and really quite- pretty, And Bessie was funny and frequent­ ly witty, And Elsie had money (the more was the .pity) While Helen t? light were the black had nothing at all. THOSE♦ The government of this preserve its very existence, be done quickly, wages as an inducement to secure the help the emergency demands. Hence, too, the breakneck speed at which labour bo engaged is re­ quired tp serve. Hence, too, the necessity .of engaging labour by the hour pannot, in many instances, be provided for all the hours of the work­ing day, as many‘a workman lured by the distant hill of apparently big pay has found to his cost. Those men engaged in public works are not to be envied as much as some uninformed folk may imagine. Big wages are not always what they seem, ‘ * * ♦ * * . ♦ THOSE MURDERS Frenchmen are realizing their folly in following the line of least resistance when the German menace threatened them, Too late they are taking desperate measures :by killing German officers in command of what once'was free France, Meanwhile the Germans are showing what is in them by selecting at random fifty French-^ men and, shooting them in revenge for the killing of one German. Hundreds of what once were free Frenchmen are thus slaughtered to slake the thirst for blood. Can Satanic cowardice go farther? Not in all the history of killing is there a parallel for the outbreak of human perversion.-- The beast knows nothing of such turpitude. Hell at its worst is a dewy rose garden by comparison with modern Germany. v* ♦ * * .♦ $ * « GREEN HILLS country 4s impelled by the urge to What it does in the circumstances (must The enemy will not wait. Hence it is offering big When the enmy lays on the lash no mercy is shown. Work HEART ATTACK IS 'FATAL’ TO HIBBERT TWP. MAN Ernest Low, well-known Hibbert township resident, passed away at his home, lot 3, concession 11, from a heart attack. . He had been ailing for some time, but death came very suddenly. He was born farm where -death occurred cember 3, 1879, and had continuously there. His were the late Mr. and Mrs, James Dow. Surviving are his wife, the for-, mex- Chrissie Russell, onb daughter Mrs. Fred Johns; one niece, Mrs Clayton Colquhoun, Fullarton Town ship; one nephew, Pte. Lloyd Rus sell, with the Highland Light In­ fantry, now overseas, who made their home with the late Mr, Bow since childhood. Rev, W. Mair conducted the fun­ eral services on Thursday, a brief service at his late the remains were taken to Church of which he was an worker and member Of the of management and where church was filled with friends.. John G, Scott, Stirling Graham, Murray Christie and George Grant sang during the service and the remains were interred in Roy’s Cemetery, Pallbearers were all- cousins, Clif­ ford Dow, Stanley Dow, Victor Grin- liey, James Balfour, William Henry and John McLean. Relatives at­ tended from Toronto, -St. Marys, Clinton, Kirkton, Monkton, Mitch­ ell and Seaforth, on the on Ue- resicled parents After home Roy’s active board the The March of Seven#® LONG DISTANCE DIALING SPEEDS UP SERVICE TALKING TOO MUCH The tongue is an unruly evil capable of working untold harm. That is the way the British government is saying on learning that some news broadcasters are giving out the locality where certain deep-spa operations are taking place. By so doing these easy -talkers give Germany the precise information she requires. We cannot but wonder, too, at the state of mind that allows certain public speakers to tell what the -Canadian government is doing in the way of war effort. Germany, no doubt is much obliged for this service so good- naturedly rendered by the persons responsible. On the other hand figures may be quoted to deceive the enemy. Perhaps it would be just as well too, in this connection, to remember that the least said •lhe soonest mended when speaking of war measures. Governments are rarely sorry toy what they do not say. * » * * * * * * THE OTHER SIDE ' In dealing with strikes we must never forget that there are two sides to the story. While we deplore the action of strikers in hold­ ing up works of national importance, when the fate of empires is in the balance, w'e must not forget that there are occasions when tlie employer has given the men looking for a job* but the scantiest consideration. The bl-unt “No.” when labour has -sought the oppor­ tunity to earn its bread is not soon forgotten by the working man. Wlien the workman is considered in terms- of mere units of power to be -metered as are -metered electricity or steam, it is not to be wondered at if labour takes advantage of difficult times to exact all it possibly can. There is no impudence like the impudence of health. To encounter that impudence is to suffer an affront that goes as -deep -as human nature. No man has a so,ul big enough to ’insist that -his brother man shall go -forth to inadequately requited toil. When he commits this rank injustice he -sooner or later ex­ periences the grinding of the mills of the gods. Justice is the nature of things.* . * » ' * * ♦ * * * A REVOLUTION? Last week the coal workers in the United States were consid­ ering calling .a strjke, though a great many citizens regarded the work of the miners as essential, to the United States’ government policy of giving aid to Britain,and her allies. In any case the Presi­ dent of the -United States asked the president of the -mine workers - to defer calling a strike till the differences between the mine workers and their employers should be duly adjudicated. ’ To this request ’ the president -of the mine workers refused to accede. ; ., If the mine workers get, away with this action, what name is to be.given to their action? When national authority is flouted by the citizens or any body 'of citizens, what has taken place? If Lewis, the president -of the mine workers,, is not satisfied with the action of his government, all of us know that the United States is no place for him if 'he is not prepared to abide ‘by the decisions of his govern­ ment. On the -other hand, if the government of the United States is so weak that it cannot enforce the laws it is appointed to admin­ ister, it should lay down its tools of government that -other and stronger hands may use them effectually. The United States is a big house, but it is not big -enough to exist divided against itself. * * * 1 ncit IS IT TRUE? “The young men of Canada, for the last twenty years, have been disciplined,” a recruiting officer said the othei’ day. We ask is this statement true? We know of some young Can­ adians who have' given an exceedingly good, account -of themselves in nearly all the places where merit is required. We can -mention farmers, merchants and professional men and soldiers on the sunny . side of fifty who stand up well in the way of comparison with men of any race anfl of any age. -Let it be remembered that the recruiting officer we referred to is a man who has spent the grater portion of his life in -civilian activities. At the same time, let it also be remembered, he has had thousands of young, recruits pass under his observation. What he said to us was -said regretfully and anything but censoriously. Wherein lies the responsibility foi* the undisciplined icharacter of the young- men he referred to? Does it lie in the laxness of the home- that permits youth to carry out or to neglect a parent’s requests? Does it lie in a business world that goes on the principle of easy' credit? Does it lie with a church that exacts no high standard of life and manners? “We mustn’t say too much,” the officer said, or the young fellows will keep away from us.” And thereby lies a tale.ji * * *’ * * ♦ * HURQN COUNTY COUNCIL TO CONSIDER WARDENSHIP County Clerk Norman Miller sent out letters Wednesday of last week officially notifying each member of the County Council of the vacancy in the warden’s chair caused by the death of James Leiper, and ask­ ing. them to state- if they wish to have a pew warden elected. If the majority reply requesting the elec­ tion,- the clerk will call a speqial session according to tlie' statutes. If not, the appointment will be left for the next regular session, which begins -the latter part -of November and is year. the concluding one for the -------—V---------- upstairs, my shoes in hand, as’ the night took wing; , I crept J-ust And I saw my Dad four steps ahead, Dialing a telephone number in a distant city directly is the lat­ est method introduced to speed up long distance -service. In the early days of the tele­ phone, when it was not possible to speak to a person more than a hundred miles away—except when “atmospheric conditions” were extraordinarily good—a call from^ Moiitreal to Toronto was a* lengthy undertaking. On some occasions, the message was re­ layed from operator to operator in the various towns and cities along the route until it reached Toronto, and the reply came back by the same method. The relay system was soon made unnecessary by the rapid advance of the telephone art, but there was still the difficulty of obtaining the connection. Not many years ago, a caller had time to- go out and play a game of golf in between asking to be con­ nected with a subscriber in a dis­ tant city and actually talking to him. Gradually, year by year, im­ proved methods and equipment have reduced that waiting time. Last year, 90 per cent of all long distance calls handled by The Bell Telephone Company of Canada were completed .while the calling subscriber remained at the tele­ phone. The average time for mak­ ing the connection was 87 sec­ onds! Experiments are still under way to cut a few more seconds from the connection time. Special circuits have been provided to enable a Montreal operator to dial a Toronto number herself, in­ stead of asking an operator in Toronto to do so for. her. She plugs in on a Toronto circuit, listens for the dial tone in the Toronto exchange, and dials the number required, just as one * would make a local call! Although for the present this system is still on an experimental basis, it is expected that it will be extended as the dial system is in­ troduced in more and more towns and cities. In the not-too-distant future, perhaps, an operator may be able to dial direct a number- in Sydney, Australia, for a caller in Montreal! CNo. 12 of a series prepared by H. G. Owen,''°l of The Bell Telephone Company of Canada.^ “Reception of Her Majesty’s XXXIXth Regi­ ment of Foot, on their arrival in Montreal from the Crimea, on the 28th June, 1.856, passing under the Triumphal Arch at the Place d’Armes' and Bank of Montreal” (Rtpndmd fam a imrentr published h Salttr & Kelt, Ns. Gnat St. Jaaiei Street) Doing the same darned thing! living Historic Times With CanadaIS IT FAIR.? We hear a great many war speeches these days. Many of these utterances begin by informing us that there is a real peril as to the issue of the war, We are reminded that it is quite possible for America to be attacked, our treasure seized, our liberties extermin­ ated and our people reduced to slavery of the most abject character. The speaker is then likely to tell us of how well the Britons are enduring their baptism of fire and blood and destruction, He de­ ducts from this that it is impossible for Britain to go down no mat­ ter what takes place and leaves us with the comfortable assurance that we are bound to win. Is the public speaker fair in leaving us with this feeling of assurance? » What are the facts? Hitler knows of the high spirit of the people whom he has conquered and lays his plans accordingly, He takes these high-spirited people by fifties or hundreds, causes them to kneel in a trench and machine guns them. If he knows of any who have been inspired by the high spirit of their countrymen in paying the last full measure of devotion to their icountry’s weal, he ■machine guns them or sends them to the living death of the concen­ tration camp. Hitler has no pity. He regards himself as the incar­ nation of .pure power and anything that stands in his way he exter­ minates as impersonally as a fire exterminates a forest or as wind and water batter an ocean liner upon the rocks. He has shown him­ self to regard force as his only weapon, The fine things of the- huthan spirit Ate nothing to him and must go-down before bullets and. fire., • Why do mot our orators leave us knowing that Hitler,1 hitherto, has been successful and that' every hour of the day and night he is getting-nearer to Toronto, London and Exeter? Why not leave us alarmed and in earnest to meet an active enemy who can be met with nothing less than our utmost and immediate effort? Why say “Peace! peace!” when there Is no peace? , , For just one year short of a centuiy-and-a-quarter —124 dramatic, dynamic, historic years—the Bank of Montreal has lived, worked and watched With Canada. The Bank has sVen war come and peace go, peace come and war depart; shared Canada’s "struggle through every night of economic depression since 1817; rejoiced to see Canada always triumph over all adversity. Founded two years after the Battle of Waterloo, the Bank witnessed the Crimean War, the Indian Mutiny, and, with other loyal Canadians, enlisted for the duration in the South African War and World War I, and how marches with the Dominion and the Empire in World War II. Always, Canada has come through stronger, better, triumphant May she so come through the present fiery trial. To this end we work and dedicate the institution’s service, just as our 6000 loyal employees are Working and dedicating their personal services. i marry? When EddieWhom fell The thumb George found a wonder In Bessie, and Harry got Elsie (sweet plunder), Thon didn’t marry at all. •—Bachelor" Barney * did I under Of sweet -Carrie, and BANK OF MONTREAL ”A BANK WHERE SMALL ACCOUNTS ARE WELCOME" MODERN* EXPERIENCED BANKING SERVICE . * .. the Outcome of 124 Yeats’ Successful Opcndoa Exeter Branch: W. J. FLOYD, Manager i i <■