The Exeter Times-Advocate, 1941-05-15, Page 7Smile
THE EXETER TIMES^VPCWE
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THURSDAY',, M4T 'Jim, |M
■‘‘Just smile when things look
blackest;
Smile when the world looks glum.
Smile when you start each new
born day;
Smile when the day is done.
“Show ’em the stuff you’re made
of;
Prove that a smile’s worth while.
'They cost you nothing and can’t
do harm—
So smile, and smile, and SMILE!”
—Jerry
♦ * *
Proverbs of 1941:
A penny saved is—taxable.
Absence breeds—'Contentment.
A stitch in time saves—embar
rassment.
A girl’s best friend is her—mir
ror.
No brain is stronger than its
weakest think.
—Conclusion Jumper
* * *
Lonely is the old maid’s life,
Whose love light has grown dim,
Still longing to get any man,
■ Just so long as it’s a him.
—Penner Pete
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The Optimist
You know this boy! He scatters joy
Along life’s every walk!
Yes, every day, in manner gay,
He peddles cheer-up talk!
Though clouds of gloom may dark
ly loom,
He meets them with a smile;
And then, • it seems the sunshine
;' gleams
’ ; In just a little while!
•With trials beset, we fuss and fret;
And then this chap so gay,
Turns on his cheer, and lo! our
fear
Just seems to melt away!
He does his bit and we admit
That we are, ehch, his debtor!
We cease to sigh, when he (comes
nigh,
And really feel much better'.
—Lonesome Lobo
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Dear Colonel: Your readers may
be interested—even if you are not—
in the following assorted advertise
ments which I spotted and jotted
■down on shore leave:
In Korea—“J. K. Blank, Bread
•Baker. The best loafer in town.’
• An Indian Barber—“Gentlemen’s
' throats cut with very sharp ^razors,
with great care and skill. No ir
ritating feeling afterwards. A
trial solicited.”
A Bombay Glass Merchant—
'“Painted widows make the best War
Memorials.”
A Hindu Newspaper—“Our next
paper day falling on Christmas Day,
the next issue of this journal will
■not appear.”
A Tailor’s Shop—“Ladies given
fits upstairs.”
—Globe and Anchor.
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If you would love mankind,
avoid visiting parks just after the
picnickers have gone.
* .* *
Most of life’s misunderstandings
come from judging others by our
■own standards rather than trying
to understand the other fellow’s
standards.' * ♦ ♦
I know a young lady named'Rose,
You can see she is wearing nice
clothes,
And to look at Rose,
You would never suppose
•She has holes in the toes of her
hose.
—by Stander
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The Man Who Wins •
In a hundred yard race, the win
ner does not cross the tape line by
a dozen strides ahead of the field—
in most cases, he wins by mere
inches.
Those who cheer the winner Sei-
Agonizing
Eczema (Salt Rheum)
No rest, day dr night, for thoaa
afflicted With that awful skin di»-
eafl®, eczema,, of salt rheum as it
commonly called.
The intense burning, itching, and
smarting, especially at night, or
when the hffdctdd part is exposed to
. .strong heat, or hot water, are almost
unbearable, and relief Mi gladly
welcomed.
To get rid of eczema it is needs-
nary to have the blood cleansed by
the use of a thoroughly reliable
blood medicine such aS Burdock
Blood Bitters which during the past
dO years liaA met with great success
in relieving such diseases by its blood
cleansing and purifying properties.
Tho T. Milburn do., Ltd., Toronto, Ont.
dom think of the weeks and months,
of hard, intensified, grinifgribd
of self-denial and consistent train
ing, of the preparation for th? fih-
al test—they think only in terms
of results,
■In our every day life and our
ordinary business life, we are face
to face with a new opportunity
nearly every day. Very often, it is
an unexpected emergency that arises.
,Our ability to meet the test depends
on the way we have trained, our
selves, on the seeds of success we
have planted in the daily, grim-
grind routine of our work—and—
what we do in our off hours and
leisure moments away from work,
No one ever wins in business or
in sports who has not trained, who
has not practised self-denial, who
■has not persistently tried to develop
both his body and his mind.
The formula for successes simple:
Learn to work by avoiding soft
snaps—not seeking them. Don’t be
afraid of assuming responsibilities
—remember the job ahead always
means more responsibilities. De
velop your initiative—executive
duties gravitate to the man; or wo
man who has persistently cultivat
ed their own initiative.
* * *
It’s the Finish that Tells
It isn’t his ‘form’ when he ‘leaves
the post’,
That shows us the racer’s skill!
And there isn’t a promise or word of
boast,
That can prove his power of will!
It’s how he can stand the gruelling
grind;
And hold to a steady pace!
It’s how he oan fight, when he’s
lagging behind,
• And forge ahead in the race!
It isn’t the ‘half-way’ mark that
< shows
(How the runners are coming in;
For the leaders may fail; and no
one knows—
Who is finally going to win!
It’s power of sticking at any cost
That measures the winner’s class!
' It’S his nerve, when the •‘race seems
almost lost!
It’s the grit and the sand he has!
Keep going! No matter how bitter
the pace;
You will have a chance at the
prize!
Keep going! No matter how back-’
ward your place—
There’s hope for the runner who
tries!
It’s the ‘finish’ that tells how the
‘ race is run!
It’s the spurt at the end of the
grind! •
And many a worthwhile prize is
won
By the ‘stayer’ who comes from
behind!
—Moxie* * *
You are nearing middle age when
you begin to discover that all your
youthful illusions are shattered—
or when you can no longer remem
ber your youthful illusions.* * *
Safety
Not so long ago some newspaper
paragrapher wrote an epitaph
jingle which some other paragrapher
and columnists took up and passed
■along by adding one of their own.
The whole series is too long to re
print here, but we believe you’ll
find a few of these worth reading:
Lies slumbering here one William
Lake;
He heard the bell, but had no
brake.” —Detroit News.
“At fifty miles drove Allie Pidd;’
He thought he wouldn’t skid, but
did.”—Rome Times.
“At 90 miles drove Eddie Shawn;
The motor stopped, but “Ed” kept
on.”—Little Falls Times.
“Here he sleeps, one Johnny Fon-
ker;
He rounded a turn without a hon
ker,'”—Scan'ton Scantonian.
“Down in the creek sleeps Jerry
IBass;
The bridge was narrow;. he tried to
.pass.”—'Wilkes-Barre Times
' Leader
“Beneath this Stone sleeps Wil
liam Ranes;
Ice on the hill; he had no chains,”
—Harrisburg Telegraph
“Here lies the body of William Jay.
Who died maintaining the rig’ht-of-
Way.”—(Boston Transcript.
“Here lies, what’s left <of Samuel
Small
He paid no attention to 'slow*
signs a-tall.” •—Capper’s
Weekly
“Here lies what’s left ef Harry;
At the railroad crossing he did net
tarry.”—Railway Life.
“John William Jones lies under
this thistle;
He didn't heed the choo-choo's
. whistle?’—-Bumps and Skids
One of the best garden substitutes for rain is elbow grease.* * *, * Ifr * *
The dry spell has allowed some folk to catch up. on the weeds.
. * * * * * .* # ♦
Everyone, including Johnny and Mary, needs to be on some job.f * ■ * * * • * # #
War has taught us what we can do when we feel the sharp
spur of necessity,
♦- * •* ■* ■ ■?* # * <$.
, One year* with another, garden sass is at. about the same stage
on the twenty-fourth,■■$ * • £ * * *
Ever notice how a stiff north wind can mess UP the work of
the best-intentioned sunshine?* * * * * * *
Never mnd, the showers are coming and we’ll forget all about
these days of the north wind.********
It will keep the meadows stepping to do a* good job this sea
son. Already the pasture is getting scarce.* *******
Yesterday is all very fine. It is nice to think about the fine
things we’ll attempt tomorrow, but for keeping the cash register
ringing out a merry tune, we recommend a well spent to-day.* * * sfe # * * *
Again the British Empire is demonstrating that she is like the
ark of which we read in the Book of Gefiesis. She is abroad in the
deluge, but she carries within her the potency which is to give the
world,a more glorious civilization.*' ********
Canada has lots and lots of money. She is this year spending
twenty-five millions on a railway terminal that is perilously near
being in the doo-dad class and thirty-five millions to keep people
from growing wheat. It’s nice to be ever so rich.********
• “The meteor flag of England,
Terrific yet shall burn,
Till danger’s troubled night depart,
And the star of peace return.”
Croon these lines. Sing them. Teach them to the children.
Surely they were written for such >a day and hour as this!****#♦*«
Once more we pass on the words of Wellington at Waterloo,
“Hard pounding, gentlemen, but We’ll see who can pound the .
longest.” And then these other words of the same leader, “Trust in
Providence and. keep your powder dry.” And then, again, these
words of Nelson, “England this day expects every man to do his
duty.” And then the"other words of the mighty Admiral, “Find the
enemy and destroy him.” And still again his words to Hardy, his
trusted captain. “The closer, to the enemy the better.” *
THE LONDONDERRY AIR
Last Sunday evening Mrs. Cochrane, organist ' of the Caven
Presbyterian "’Church, played .the Londonderry Air. This offertory
music was especially apt on account of the terrible devastation
wrought by German bombing, not only of English cities but of the •
cities, of Northern Ireland. The haunting melody of this exquisite
bit of music was powerfully brought out by the 'organist; Those
who heard it on that occasion, will not soon forget it/' v********
LET US KEEP WELL
One of our best personal and national resources is-good-health.
The United States held its breath when it heard that President ■;
Roosevelt was even temporarily ill. We all pray that Churchill
may be kept in abounding health. When-help simply is not rto be
had it is a paramount duty for . each one of us to.stay .on his job.
Plenty of hard work, plenty of sleep, a minimum' of '^excitement,
combined with strict attention to business, will help’ us to keep fit.*** ****** <
THAT CALL FOR hfEN’
Canada is-calling for thirty-two thousand men for the’war. We -
don’t like to" think of these fine fellows being called from -useful
occupations to take, bn military training. Still less -do; we' like to
think of the terrible alternative of slavery; WilDth'e shade of
Burns allow us to change a word in his great war ode? . ,
Now’s the day and now’s the hour;
See approach proud Hitler’s power, ■’
Chains and slavery.
There’s a gripping at the throat as we say this, but this hoi>- “
rible war that has been forced oh us must be seen through. Victory r
is sure to come, if we but trust in God .and do our duty.********
LET US’ NOT WORRY >
We know that the deanery of Westminster Abbey is in ruins.
We know that Westminster Hall has been blown to smithereens.
We are aware that the great debating chamber of the British' House ■
of Commons has been terribly injured. We have heard about the
battle of (France.' We have heard of the reverses of Greece. We
are aware of the appalling struggle -of the Atlantic. But being
aware of all this and a great deal more, we urge all who listen to
us not to worry. The Empire is ony waking up. For £er the fighjt is
only beginning. We are aware of the politician in Canada who talks
■patriotism from one side of his"mouth and party glory from the ->
other, who works with his left hand for -the welfare of the Empire, .
but for -party advantage with ^his right. But we know, Mo, the
moral soundness of the Canadian people. We honestly believe that
we are contending foi’ the right. Knowing these three things, we
prefer work to worry. Worry kills. Work is life and better life.
Only the craven whine when hard blows are .received. The brave
sing in the dark.********
A HEART OF OAK
One' year after his accession to office Winston Churchill an
nounced to the world losses to British shipping of an unparalleled
amount. Yet he neither winced nor >cried aloud, he has not only
suffered for his people but suffered with them. On his part, there
-was no recriminating finger pointed at his predecessors whom he
had for eight years informed, but had informed in vain, of the in
evitable storm and earthquake shocks approaching with glacier-like
precision. In this year of rule he has been forced to make some
terrible decisions. He is better aware of this fact than anyone else.
But he knows and his Empire knows, that he did the best anyone
could have done. Hope has been kept shining and glorious, no
matter what the disaster. Britishers have exemplified once more
their finest qualities though they are not as wide-awake as they
should be to the sublime fact that a new day has dawned. 01
things have passed away. The Anglo-Saxon race may as well own
this awe-inspiring fact. Let us slumber no longer, for slumbering
we surely are.
‘ We ask, will Mr. Churchill remain in office for another year?
We know of no one who can fill his high place with his skill and
courage. But there may be someone to do so, someone now a par
liamentary backbencher who has studied anti prepared himself for
the new day. Should he come forward, Mr, Churchill will be the
first to welcome him and to uphold his hands. What hand is strong
enough to hold the helm of the ship of state as she rides amid dark
ness and tempests and tears and toil and blood.♦ * * ♦ * * * r
better step lively
Only the foolish choose to live in a fool’s paradise. Only the
blind or the wilfully ill-doing run past a red light. Are Canadians
to be found in either of these classes? Let us see. What is Hit
ler’s objective? Upon the answer of Canadians to this question
depends their claim to possessing good sense. Why are Hol
land and Poland and Belgium and Jugo-Slavia and Bulgaria and
Rumania and Greece in their state of servitude? Why does Ger
many strive to win the battle of the Atlantic, Of Britain, Of Iraq?
The answer is plain. Hitler’s objective is Canada and the United
States. First he desires the subjugation of Catiada. He wants her
minerals and her forests and her soil. Then will follow the capture
of the United States. Only fobls seek to dwell in false security.
Only the blind fail to see the red lights of the fallen countries of
Europe. Only the deaf fail to heai* the thunder of the storm every
■hour drawing nearer to the shores of Canada and the United States.
President. Roosevelt tells us that he has good reason to believe that
the Germans are in Greenland within easy striking distance of
Halifax, Montreal and.Toronto. The Canadian Minister of Militia
broadcasts his fears of Canadian invasion. And still Canada plays
the game of party politics. Still she spends her hard*6hrn6d trea
sure by the tehs of millions for purposes that do not form .a single
bullet or manufacture a single implement of defence. She still
fiddles While London burns In the foolish belief that the stage
thunder of the radio will silence cannon and Ottawa’s inky catar
acts and verbal broadsides will be as bars of brass and triple isteel
against stealthy torpedo and destructive bomb.
THE NINE DAYS’ WONDER
Word has cpme that a man by the name of Hess has been
captured near Glasgow, Scotland, It is alleged that this prisoner
was a bigwig in Germany who stood next to Hitler. Indeed, Hess is said to have been groomed to wear Hitler’s shoes should Hitler go
to his reward. AU manner of stories are abroad about this strange
man. He is said to have been ill. We believe this statement. His
disease was Hitleritis, the outstanding symptom of which is cold
feet. He was said to be mentally disarranged, out of his head, as
we say. We don’t believe anything of the sort. This gallant mur
derer of women and children had a vision in which he saw him
self the most interested party before a firing squad, occupied with
due German diligence in digging his own grave. He was not dis
obedient to the vision, heeded the slogan, “Safety first”, and headed
forthwith for Britain, the only land where he knew he would be
safe. Immediately on landing he began the German propaganda
of wheedling by trotting out a photo of his baby dear, knowing that
this would win the hearts of the pacifists and kindred sob sisters who are strong on baby sentiment till'their own hides are likely
to be punctured. He’ll be well fed and cared for, far better than
are our British prisoners in German interment camps. However,
Churchill will look after that. We attach small value to this brute’s
escape. It may indicate dissension among the German leaders or
it may mean one of 'Germany’s clumsy efforts to deceive. We’ll
leave that to the. British secret service and to Scotland Yard. In
any case ^Germany has one tool the less with which to slaughter
school children and women with their babies.
Out of the Dust of London THAMES ROAD and ROYS.
(From the New York Times)
The dust of destruction filled the
streets of London—the dust of little
houses that were homes, the dust of
hospitals where the sick lay help
less, the dust of gardens where daf
fodils were growing, the dust of
monuments to the heroes of wars
fought on clean battlefields, between
armed and fighting men. The great
est air raid of all time—an all-night
raid of dive bombers, incendiaries,
buzzing birds of prey dropping tons
of dynamite in almost every street
and square—was unloosed on the
greatest city in the world. From
all accounts we get a burning pic
ture of a night of sheer hell, the lit
eral-hell fire and brimstone, such
as even this battered capital had not
endured .before.
Yet out of the dust and rubble
the people emerged not terrified, not
demoralized, not defeated, but
“fighting mad”. The pounding
they, had suffered evoked but one
reply chalked on every broken wall,
uttered in a chorus by crowds sing
ing in the streets: “Bomb Berlin.”
The -spirit of England is tougher
than the spirit of the bystanders.
Hitler has made the fatal blunder
of tempering that spirit into bright
steel by making ruin and horror
an almost daily commonplace. If
proof were needed that it is un
broken, and that bombing will never
break it, the fighting mood of Lon
don on the morning after its worst
' hammering shouts the answer. .
■Certainly this indiscriminate orgy
of destruction ’ is not the weapon
that will defeat England.' Out of
the dust of London arises only new
life, hotter defiance, the hardened
and angry will to fight back to the
end.
Mother’s Day Services were well
attended at both churches. Sev
eral babies were baptized. At the
Roy’s service Mrs. John Hodgert
sang a solo.
Rev. and Mrs. Peters were guests
at the manse on Sunday night.
Rev. Peters gave the topic at the
Y.'P.U. of Roys on Sunday night.
Mr. and Mrs. William Moir of
Hensall visited their daughter, Mrs.
Alvin Passmore, on Sunday.
The Thames Road W.M.S. met at
the home of Mrs. IF'red Dawson last
week. A quilt was finished and
is being sent for mission work.
Mr. Cook, of Exeter, addressed the
Sunday School on Sunday.
■Miss Muriel Kaye, of London,
visited with her mother on Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Thos. Pryde, of
Exeter, and Robert Marshall, vis
ited at the home of Mrs. Kaye.
Murray Mission Band
On Tuesday afternoon, May Oth,
the Murray Mission Band of Main
Street United Church met in the
Sunday School, room with Paul
Balkwill, the president, in dhe chair.
After the singing of hymn 410, the
Mission Band Purpose, the Mission
Band Prayer and the Lord’s Prayer
were repeated in unison. The
scripture lesson was'read by Claire
Balkwill and the secretary, Verna
Heaman, read the minutes of the
last meeting,? A number of the Pri
mary children from the Sunday
School sang an Easter song. A
certificate of recognition was pre
sented to the Mission Band by Eva
Penrose as the missionary alloca
tion had been exceeded. Barbara.
Harness sang a solo and Evelyn
Wareing gave an instrumental. The
eighth chapter of the study book
was given by Maxine MacDonald,
Evelyn Wareing and Barbara Har
ness. The second hymn was 432.
Rev. Mr. Grigg gave a delightful
talk on Burma, telling of the many
strange customs and beliefs of these
interesting people, among whom he
worked for more than forty years.
After the receiving of the offering
and the distribution of the World
Friends, hymn 4i0 5 was sung. The
meeting, which will be the last one
held until September, closed with
the repetition of the benediction in
unison.
RED CROSS AT ZURICH
Main Street W. M. S.
The Main Street W.M.S. presi-’
dent, Mrs. J. -Penrose, was hostess
to the regular meeting held on
Thursday, May 8th, with Mrs. Jaqu
es presiding. The meeting opened
with the theme foi’ May, “Follow- ■
ing Christ’s Way of Service”. The
Watchword was repeated and a
poem, “Don’t Quit”, was read. Hymn
'3'7,8, “Rise Up O Men of God”, fol
lowed by prayer by Mrs. Penrose.
The minutes and correspondence
were read. Business was conducted
and the offering was taken. The
report of the morning meeting of
the Presbyterial was given by Eva
Penrose and the study leaflet was
taken by Mrs. Woods. “The Surgeon
of Skeena”, of Dr. and Mrs. Wrinch,
who spent their lives for the Indians
at Hazelton. Mrs. George Howard
took the worship service. Hymn 3 66
“O Brother Fold to Thy Heart Thy
Brother”,' all taking part in the res
ponsive service. Mrs. Cole, Mrs.
Hind, Mrs. Green, and Mrs. Medd,
gave, short quotations. Mrs. Howard
closed the meeting with prayer by
Mrs. Penrose, hymn “Take My Life
and Let it Be”, and closing prayer.
BAYFIELD—-injured in a fall at'
his home last week, William J.
WeSton, 68, died Monday in Alex
andra Hospital, Goderich, He suf
fered a Weak spell while ascend
ing stairs at his home. For many
years he operated a cemdnt contract
ing business With his brother. His
wife died in 1935. Five daughters
and one son survive.
SHIPKA
Mother’s Day service was held in
the United Church on Sunday last.
Mrs. Wm. Sweitzer read the story.
Those taking,, part were Lila Fink-
beiner, Verna Baumgarten and
Kenneth Baker, under the direction
of Mrs. Art Webb. The address was
given by Rev. L. H. Turner on “The
Ideal Mother”. Rev. Turner sang
a solo which was enjoyed by all
present. »
The Young People’s society will
hold their regular meeting Monday
evening, May 19th, at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Sweitzer.
Miss Jean McKenzie, nurse-in
training at St. Joseph’s Hospital,
spent Sunday last at her home here.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Sheppard, of
Brinsley, spent Sunday last at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Lamport.
Address and Presentation
On Friday evening last the
friends and neighbors about 65 in
number gathered at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Keys to spend
a social evening and bid them fare
well before moving to their new
home in Exeter. At the close of
the evening Mr. and Mrs. Keys were
called upon and an address was
read by Mr. Matt. Sweitzer as fol
lows:
Dear Albert and Annie:
We, your neighbors and friends,
have gathered here tonight to spend
a social evening and to extend to
you our good1 wishes, also to ex
press our appreciation of your
friendship and to honor you as
neighbors. We have appreciated the
interest you have taken in all com
munity activities and your jovial
disposition. But we are glad you
are not going too far away and we
invite you tonight to visit amongst
us when opportunity presents it
self. May God bless and grant you
health and happiness in your new
home and please accept this floor
lamp as a token of our apprecia
tion for all you have meant to us,
and When you use it We hope you
will think of your friends and
neighbors at Shipka.
Signed,
Major Baker,
William Sweitzer
SENDS LARGE SHIPMENT
A large shipment of goods has
been made by the Zurich branch of
the Red Cross Society. The ship
ment includes: 30 quilts, 11 dres
sing gowns. 15 nightgowns, 22
Hampton pads, 65 dresses, one skirt,
9 three-piece suits, 57 pillow cases,
7 pyjamas, 12 sheets, 53 pneumonia
jackets, 14 laundry bags, 23 6 sur
gical articles, one pair ward slip
pers, 83 pairs of seamen’s socks,
one pair seaman’s boots, 192 .pairs
of socks, i56 pairs Air Force socks,
40 scarfs, 20 sweaters, 5 helmets,
14 pairs two-way mitts, 9 pairs
whole mitts, one pair rifle mitts, 2
pairs gloves.
HUGE BASKING SHARK
’Positive identification by Can
adian fishery scientists of two large
fish taken off the shores of Nova
, Scotia, as Basking Sharks, Tias
given definite ipropf of the presence
of this species in Canadian waters.
The Basking .Shark ('Cetorhin^is’
maximus) is one of the largest' of
the shark family.
A large specimen was taken in
, the fish trap at Sandford, on the
Yarmouth County coast, during
commercial fishing for mawkerel.
This fish, a male, was twenty-five
and one-quarter feet in length and
was estimated to weigh 7,200
pounds. A second fish of the same
species, measuring 12 feet in length,
and weighing some 780 pounds af
ter having been bled, was taken off
Digby, N.S. Estimated Weight of
this latter fish before bleeding
caused a shrinkage in weight, was
90:0 pounds.
Until 1'939 there were no positive
records of the capture of this spec
ies in Nova Scotian waters and the
capture of the two fish thus is a
matter of unusual interest.
While sharks are utilized in some
instances in the leather industry—-
their tough skin produces a distinct
grade of leather—none of the group
except dogfish are taken commer
cially in Canadian waters. Destruc
tive by nature, the fish are re
garded by the fishermen as a nuis
ance. Cn occasion they cause
heavy damage when they foul the
fiishermen\'s nets, destroying the
gear in their frantic efforts to es
cape.
What good does it do? People
who criticize naughty magazines
dont read them and people who do,
don’t read the criticisms.
What every debutante should
know: A ring on the finger is bet
ter than two on the phone.